iRacing, Rage, Wrecks, and Funny Moments 34: Is Broccoli a Tree?

[@BrodyWalker-oz3sf]

Dude that wreck at 14:02 is so brutal, I damn near cackled lmao.

[@JDMcHaley]

Fenced.

[@ShockTheMC1]

20:45 I love how you show the entire pit road when the guy says “And I’m not the only one on pit road right now.”

[@JDMcHaley]

Heehee I noticed lol.

[@josephgooch1451]

Rinse the pine cones to remove any debris. Bring a few cups of water to a boil and blanch the pine cones for 1-2 minutes, remove and reserve. In a 1 gallon pot with high sides about 8-10 inches in diameter, combine the cider, bouquet of warm spices, pinch of salt, and pine cones, bring to a boil, turn down the heat, and set a timer for 1 hour while you do something else. After an hour, check on the reduction and gauge how much time it will take to reduce down to about 1.5 cups or so, at which point you should baby it, watching it carefully to make sure the consistency is to your liking. Continue reducing at a brisk simmer until the bubbles start to increase in size and threaten to creep up the sides of the pan. Referring to the video will be helpful here. When the bubbles are large and the mixture is reduced to the consistency of warm honey, transfer the cones and their syrup to a jar, allow to cool uncovered for 30 minutes, then put a jar with a tight-fitting lid like a mason jar and refrigerate. Once chilled, inspect the thickness of your jam. If it seems too thick/100 percent pine cones, transfer to a bowl, warm it over a pot of simmering water and thin it with a splash 1T of cider, mix well, then put back in the jar and refrigerate again, which will refresh the consistency. Kept in the fridge with the lid screwed on tight it will last for a couple months. Tune in next week for more recipes!🤣

[@JDMcHaley]

No way Gooch. Is this real?? Or are you pranking me lol

[@cargameboy]

17:02, He watch food theory's video were Matpat ate an entire Christmas Tree! 😆

[@JDMcHaley]

Whaaaaat? MatPat did that??

[@cargameboy]

@@JDMcHaleyyep, kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWK7YWCYhtWLrNksi=sG0I0Xb14WagsZJm

[@nascar_tacobox924]

Perfect timing to upload this on my 21st birthday 🥳🏁 Trying my first ever adult beverage tonight while watching this. Your videos get funnier everytime JD. Glad to be one of the future MILLONS of subscribers someday😏😉

[@JDMcHaley]

21??? Awesome! Be safe, but have fun! I remember mine. I was in the Navy and in Singapore lol. That was wild. Happy birthday!

[@nascar_tacobox924]

@@JDMcHaley Wow! And thank you for the bday wish, and thank you for your service.

[@Daniel90878]

Happy birhtday to you sir

[@xlover_duhhh0]

I love how JD plays the goofy music during mayhem it's really funny and entertaining

[@JDMcHaley]

It's cuz it's all in good fun :D

[@xlover_duhhh0]

✨noice✨

[@urchin13_]

12:42 i find the quarrel that the 4 and 10 have SO ironic. The kid acts mature about it meanwhile the adult quite literally acts like a child lol

[@HistorysRaven]

15's "I went up high to miss the guy spun off the track" line is wild. Dude was already seconds beyond that point.

[@JDMcHaley]

Wait till you see the excuses in 57...

[@Jameswormsley03]

🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@JDMcHaley]

🍻

[@BBG_Plush_Production]

😅😅 I lost it when the broccoli part came up. "My kid said it was a tree"

[@JDMcHaley]

That settles it!

[@StrangePony1]

Loved the beginning chaos in this video, very entertaining if I do say so myself!

[@JDMcHaley]

Yeah we clown around a bit lol

[@kennethbarrett2967]

0:39 I even jumped back when them cars exploded!!!

[@JDMcHaley]

It scared the stuff outta me lol.

[@katt7512]

It's a day early but I am going to tell people of the day J.D. made me a video for my birthday :) Loved the ending BTW :)

[@JDMcHaley]

Happy early birthday!!! Thanks for stopping by!!💚💙

[@Daniel90878]

I love the intro would love to see more of it also what a great videos J.D you never dissapoint me every episode gets better and better love it

[@JDMcHaley]

It's all because of you guys :)

[@Daniel90878]

@@JDMcHaley thank you :)

[@Bd0MZ]

I don't have iRacing because I'm too broke for a wheel and all that right now, but when I eventually get it, I think I am going to have a great head start on what NOT to do after watching this series. My favorite part rewinding to see which one were actually the one at fault after they bicker back and forth 😄

[@JDMcHaley]

Do what I did. When I was saving for iracing last year, I used to play Wreckfest and pretend I was "working my way up through the ranks" lol. It's a fun game too.

[@Bd0MZ]

@@JDMcHaley hmm, maybe I will look into it. Thanks for the suggestion!

[@musclecars2473]

3:39 crazy arms is from running a dirt car on a controller or similar setup

[@JDMcHaley]

but why use that? lol.

[@ollieminecraft]

W vid JD. Keep up the good work as always.

[@JDMcHaley]

Thx as always Ollie!!

[@ollieminecraft]

@@JDMcHaleyYou're welcome

[@sokeyoda7569]

that was funny as hell loved it thanks JD

[@JDMcHaley]

Thanks Yoda!

[@tylerlarsen1842]

I do love me some mini-tree, and it's the best source of Vitamin C

[@JDMcHaley]

I sincerely hope no one tries it lol.

[@tylerlarsen1842]

@@JDMcHaley I was talking about broccoli

[@JDMcHaley]

@tylerlarsen1842 oh, then I hope they DO try it lol

[@coltinhoepfner9318]

Love the videos J.D.!!! I tried joining the discord link but it expired! Is there a new link we can join from?

[@JDMcHaley]

Thanks for letting me know. It should work now 👍

[@fitzwateraustralia59aus16]

Nextgen at Le Mans with memes yes lol 😂

[@JDMcHaley]

It was fun! I need to host some nonsense like that.

[@Skorpio420]

So...for the "Pine" Pizza would you wash that down with Pine Sol? (Another awesome video JD!)

[@JDMcHaley]

NOOOOOOOO lol

[@urchin13_]

the start of the video is so wholesome 😂❤😢 edit- it'd be so cool just to see a vid of u and ur friends havin' fun

[@Its_Just_Zachary]

“You’re in the little black book” Ahh, a possible death note reference (I think?)

[@JDMcHaley]

Spooky.

[@classicharvey]

THAT POOR 8 CAR 😂😂😂😂

[@JDMcHaley]

💔

[@sirsancti5504]

So.. "LaSt LaP" is kinda the "free out of jail" card?! Lolololol

[@muddigger1975]

Yes. Broccoli is a tree. My kids wouldn’t lie😂😂 🥦 just look at it!!

[@JDMcHaley]

Just like a hot dog looks like a taco. Broccoli is in fact... a tree.

[@Jimbo_Adkins]

10/10 sir bravo

[@JDMcHaley]

Thank you VERY MUCH!

[@borgerpizza7091]

amazing video

[@JDMcHaley]

Thanks!

[@Derbysvt88]

Broccoli is a tree... So I like trees covered in nacho cheese???? I am reevaluating my life now.

[@DieselWeasel]

Nacho cheese makes everything better!

[@JDMcHaley]

broccoli with nacho cheese is amazing

[@DieselWeasel]

The broccoli/tree thing reminded me of a question: Is a wrap a burrito, or is a burrito a wrap? Where does one end and the other begin?

[@JDMcHaley]

I think a wrap is a burrito. Just feels better than the other way around.

[@DieselWeasel]

@@JDMcHaley You're telling me you don't like the idea of a beef, bean, and cheese wrap? ...Yeah, you have a point. XD

[@JDMcHaley]

@@DieselWeasel oh quite the contrary! I love 🌯burritos!!

[@DieselWeasel]

@@JDMcHaley Burritos are great, and so are wraps, but calling one by the other's name can come across weird. XD

[@mikes9329]

And a hotdog is a sandwich too I guess

[@aaronoliveri]

16:40 ...pine-sol?💀

[@JDMcHaley]

Nooooooo lmao!!!

[@TheBigDawgSL]

Some say - secretly he's Albert Einstein with Avril Lavines haircut...and because of him Ortega is introducing taco shells made for hot dogs. All we know is - HES CALLED THE FIG

[@JDMcHaley]

Omg this is a crazy one!!

[@TheBigDawgSL]

@@JDMcHaley figured another one for the highlight reel

[@Acklapa_14]

Sometimes i think we shouldn't have the ability to communicate during the race. could make the post race rage even better haha

[@JDMcHaley]

That is actually a very interesting idea.

[@ethangracing]

So fun fact, you can use green pine cones and brown sugar to make a syrup that is delicious

[@JDMcHaley]

Oh wooowwww.... sounds good!!

[@Casey757]

Here’s my take on this video. 0:39 Oh God is right 😮. 1:20 what track is that? 🤔 looks like it’s in France 🇫🇷. 2:01 can’t stand it when people say stuff like that. Like oh yeah I’m going to listen to you and never play again 🙄. 2:59 he wasn’t talking to you! 😒. 3:20 my way or the reporting way 😤. 4:25 what a menace lol 😂. 4:48 let me quote my driver Denny Hamlin “he checked up way early!”. 5:21 the winner and the music 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 5:56 my hometown track! I used to race out there 😄. 6:20 it wasn’t me! 😅. 8:02 Holy ice cream what was that move!? 🤯. 8:43 AHHHHHHH 😱🫣. 9:27 sounds like a 90s Japanese made arcade game menu music…..it’s beautiful 🥹🥹🥹. 9:31 number 13 didn’t do that on purpose, that’s an accident. 9:43 🫡🇺🇸. 10:51 ouch 😣. 12:07 such a weird looking car 🤨. 12:46 Anakin Skywalker vs the Younglings. 13:21 now that’s rude 🥺. 13:53 - 14:02 when a mommy car and a daddy car love each other very much…….. 14:37 classic iRacing insult. 14:52 nooooo it was on the apron. 15:14 guys like that suck, he does need to shut up. 15:37 when you know you have good content 😏. 16:22 EWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢 🍍+ 🍕 = ❌❌❌❌ but ham on pizzer is good 😋. 18:43 I didn’t know this was hockey! Big check into the boards. 19:32 he got payback on the wrong guy lol 😂, that reaction is 1000% warranted. 21:06 ummmm he’s probably already sitting down. Can’t do iRacing standing up. 21:17 not the list/book 🫨🫨🫨. Thanks for reading. Be sure to check out my next column on number 35.

[@JDMcHaley]

Best effort on my channel ever lol

[@bigsarge8795]

Oh yeah... today is gonna be a good day

[@JDMcHaley]

Always!!

[@treyandrews3618]

On 12:08 the #2 says "sped." He's basically saying whoever wrecked him is an idiot. Hope this helps.

[@JDMcHaley]

Ahhh thanks Trey!

[@treyandrews3618]

@@JDMcHaley you're welcome.

[@exoticolors9953]

lmao STRIKE

[@LosingMyRespect]

I just woke up 😂

[@JDMcHaley]

Thanks for starting your day with me!!

[@Dor99slf]

BROCOLLI IS A FRUIT FROM THE ROMAN EMPIRE

[@JDMcHaley]

Lmao amazing.

[@seanberry1]

I've encountered a few people lately who think that the bottom line is theirs by right, even if they're not using it at the time. I've come to the conclusion that these are the same people who need two parking spaces to park their mid-sized sedan.

[@JDMcHaley]

Yep! We ARE RACING after all.

[@DukeTheRebel]

Yeah, same here. I don’t understand why people just feel entitled to take you out just because they can’t get by you because you’re putting your car in a position where they can’t just slip by.

[@mrcrungle326]

I looked it up and yes, pinecones are edible if prepared correctly

[@JDMcHaley]

yessssssss

[@JPFrancois75]

Why do people complain about jumping the start? I realize you can’t on the very start, but after that if you don’t protect the high side, when green is dropped you can pass. Or is it against iracing rules even after the initial start?

[@JDMcHaley]

I have no idea... complaining just doesn't do any good. People will race how they're gonna race.

[@coreyhasnolife]

ooo the discord looks fancy

[@JDMcHaley]

Im very pleased with the turnout! Hope to see you there!

[@coreyhasnolife]

oh buddy i'm already there!

[@Nuka_Gaming]

Those dirt cars look like Ticks and now I can never watch a race in this series

[@JDMcHaley]

omg ticks lol.

[@Nuka_Gaming]

I cant be the only one right?@@JDMcHaley

[@JDMcHaley]

@@Nuka_Gaming I see it lol.

[@austindraper5757]

BLUE #1 WAS DRIVING WITH A KEYBOARD

[@JDMcHaley]

I thought so...

[@austindraper5757]

I love the videos please keep up with the dedication you make such good videos

[@ShockTheMC1]

3:31 guy using a controller/keyboard

[@JDMcHaley]

It looks crazy.

[@_4ZY]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Car Talk Show ❤❤❤❤❤❤ there back

[@JDMcHaley]

Talking cars!!

[@_4ZY]

@@JDMcHaley good way to watch it on my birthday 🎂

[@DukeTheRebel]

I will never understand why people feel so entitled to take you out at places like Martinsville when you just can’t get by somebody because they’ve been defending their position. Like it happened to me because my tires were shot, but I was defending my position, but I wasn’t leaving all over the track.

[@JDMcHaley]

It's a lack of respect for your fellow competitors.

[@DukeTheRebel]

@@JDMcHaley yeah, that makes sense. People on the service can have a big ego problem sometimes so it just gets me so its sad when I get taken out. If it’s my fault, I’ll take full responsibility for it.

[@JDMcHaley]

@DukeTheRebel hey, even I get upset sometimes. I just can't bring myself to insult anyone. Lol.

[@DukeTheRebel]

@@JDMcHaley well, you have more restraint than I do. But keeping My cool has allowed me to bounce back from worse so I respect ur way of going about it

[@3WideRacing]

MY FRIENDS ARE HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME

[@JDMcHaley]

Join us!!

[@3WideRacing]

@@JDMcHaley WHERE YOU GUYS AT

[@EpicCEO..]

broccoli is OBVIOUSLY a doorhandle also, 20:19. isnt sticking your nose under someone what you're SUPPOSED TO DO at these types of tracks? i dont get what he was so pressed about

[@JDMcHaley]

Omg CEO! How've you been??

[@EpicCEO..]

ive been doing good man. wbu?@@JDMcHaley

[@JDMcHaley]

​@EpicCEO.. to answer your question though... people get mad too easily. Lol

[@EpicCEO..]

@@JDMcHaley anger management!!!!💪💪💪💪

[@Darrenwynnyt]

Broccoli is a leaf it like lettuce but just put together

[@JDMcHaley]

But it looks like a tree....

[@Darrenwynnyt]

@@JDMcHaleyyou got a point but looking at the plant it comes from it kinda resembles a cactus a little bit.

[@joep6480]

FIRST!

[@JDMcHaley]

Yay!!

[@jimmygrimm2679]

21:03 you are not clear to move down if somebody has their nose on the inside... Thats not rocket science...

[@JDMcHaley]

To some it is lol.

[@jimmygrimm2679]

Holy shit wasn't expecting you to respond, love the videos man

[@JDMcHaley]

@@jimmygrimm2679 of course!! I try to respond to all of them, but I miss some lol. Thanks for watching!

[@joshuasgamingchannel324]

how am i not first AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@JDMcHaley]

Happens lol

[@joshuasgamingchannel324]

@@JDMcHaley another banger. Ik I say this a lot. But 1. We NEED to race. And 2. I love the videos.

[@7empest376]

I see Korn been playing WoW... the Shadowlands huh? The 2nd wreck was the strike. NUmber 1 had like 6 wrecks in one lap, on dirt...... DAD just run people over.... I didn't know a rock had an IQ.... hmm.... I want a Capri-Sun now like on the rocks too please thanks.... And how about Porcupine.

[@JDMcHaley]

Oh wow, so much amazingness in this comment. I expect nothing less from you, Tempest.

[@7empest376]

@@JDMcHaley LOL i know you love me...

[@JDMcHaley]

@@7empest376 Yeppers!

[@jamesgentry13]

The 4 modified telling people theyvsuci yet he sucks at driving then bullies a little kid

[@JDMcHaley]

Never cool to bully....

[@Austin316GamingV2]

So Jd here somthing interesting i don't know if icrashweekly might show the talladega race with the 41 car being a total idiot and ruined other drivers race inculding @DLBTV

[@JDMcHaley]

I saw that race........... it was interesting.

[@kyleenglandracing701]

No! Broccoli is not a tree!! That would ruin all of treekind. Broccoli is a disgrace

[@JDMcHaley]

I like broccoli lol. It's probably right in the middle of my preferred veggies. I love onions best lol

[@kyleenglandracing701]

@@JDMcHaley I've got many questions... Honestly I don't dislike broccoli, but its nowhere near the top of my list. Just doesn't do anything for me.

[@uga_brybry]

270th!!!

[@DieselWeasel]

3:26 - A keyboard warrior, in the wild! 12:09 - Sadly not Gen-Z slang, but rather a very outdated slur against the mentally disabled.

[@JDMcHaley]

Omg.... 😨 I had no idea... I'm sry.

[@DieselWeasel]

@@JDMcHaley No worries, as I said, it's very outdated. Doesn't get used much anymore, so many people wouldn't realize.

[@A1naskartRacing]

Pinecone does not belong on pizza in J.D

[@JDMcHaley]

lies.

[@A1naskartRacing]

No it’s true JD