Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show

[@TimDillonShow]

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[@andrewmahoney4249]

I love you tim

[@JessicaC.]

Tim Dillon-The poster of pretty things!

[@nathanpitek3177]

People are like, chilling, all my friends are talking about it. Tim if you try to convince me Whitney Cummings is taking Mood instead of Percocet I’ll loose it

[@SickTroll]

Rofl no way… I just had a dream where I couldn’t talk because I bit my cheek in a dream… nice.

[@robh467]

Somewhere in the country two guys still argue to this day whether Tim is actually gay

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

Tim Dillon is our top US diplomat.

[@affanahmed615]

Yes or yes !

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

Dillon for president 2028 Sarcasm is the key to a funny future

[@SickTroll]

Yes. And yes as well

[@Revanchist1313]

Tim is our last, best hope.

[@andrewwilder5686]

If Tim Dillon was president this world would be saved and the corruption in our federal government would not be able to stay alive. He would whip this country into shape...

[@JoelMoore-cf6gr]

This is probably the only podcast I enjoy more when there are no guests

[@pretty_troll]

same !

[@pabloibarra9874]

Theos too.

[@ReekRendTest1]

For reals.

[@wyattworld47]

100%. I skip most of the guest appearances

[@jin6000]

I actually find this the same for most comedians podcasts, unless it’s a multi person podcast usually. Bill Burr, Tim Dillon, Theo, all better when they are by themselves. Rogan is an exception, but his comedy is dogshit so I’d rather he talk to someone. 😂

[@zardi9083]

When the world needed him most, he returned to save us once again

[@MrBuketman]

The adult version of Cartman

[@BodilessVoice]

Deo gratias

[@eldaveo9356]

88888888s8s88s888​@@MrBuketman

[@cze33e]

Bibi?

[@morgans4962]

@@MrBuketmanOmg ive never heard him referred to like that & I love it

[@jalengonel]

This is some of the most emotionally intelligent, culturally in touch, satirical commentary of world events I've ever heard. You've outdone yourself even from your previous best episodes.

[@purna.2747]

"I am against violence against Women. KINDA" - Tim Dillon 2024. 😅😅😅😅

[@guccimane623]

‘Yes, some people in the world don’t like the Jews....several continents’

[@Editionsz]

You know your IQ is low if you quote something said from the beginning 2 minutes… got a whole hour of quotable lines

[@jb7720]

HA😂

[@parkforest434]

@@guccimane623IsNotReal

[@blakebrindley8785]

@@guccimane623the Jews are okay people

[@rashaadali1465]

Far better analysis than any major news outlet

[@presley7167]

Another masterpiece, Tim is the equivalent of Bach in our generation.

[@christopherlamb3817]

No doubt. He is truly an exquisite wine, aged to perfection

[@DrillMondrian]

No that's Lil Wayne. Tim is more like Lord Tennyson.

[@BodilessVoice]

You're quite right.

[@Elmiraa666]

King bach?

[@RICHARDGRANNON]

I was just thinking this needs the Goldberg variations in the background to really make this sound like a villains final speech 😂

[@averyeastwood3202]

THIS GUY LITERALLY DOES. NOT. MISS. He outlook on life just wow 🤯

[@K2W-Verv]

Ur new huh

[@miamihurricane865]

I know, crazy right? He has to be a time traveller. His takes are prophetic!

[@BlackCheezit]

⁠@@K2W-Vervur cringe huh!

[@mikepalmieri4989]

Found someone whos offended over sarcasm ---->​@BlackCheezit

[@BlackCheezit]

@@mikepalmieri4989 Found someone who didn't know who I was directing my comment to! boom roasted

[@LawrenceofMinnesota]

Tim Dillon is the Cool Aunt we all wish we had.

[@deigamohamed707]

💯🤣🤣

[@hawaiianwood4114]

The cool aunt rant had me crying blahahaha. 😂

[@AngelaKellsenweter]

Aww man, listened to this and realized I'm the cool aunt

[@hawaiianwood4114]

@@AngelaKellsenweter let’s party. 🎈 haha

[@TheDougRobinsonShow]

The joke about the hostages carrying the torches at the Olympics had me laughing so hard... incredible.

[@shara-la8629]

I guess his second favorite event is fencing with a baguette.

[@pretty_troll]

it seems like the only way now lol

[@johnmiller5679]

An Iranian woman who turned out to be Greek. A common mistake.

[@johnzero8923]

Close enough

[@Squidward_Tikiland]

Coincidentally, I have Greek family and people do mistake my aunt for a Persian/Turk

[@kathrynhamblin6479]

​@@Squidward_Tikiland Is she a cool aunt?

[@fbinformant]

I'm seriously what's the difference?

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

They cool well...greeks

[@Thomas50000]

The Middle East joke off the jump was probably the best analogy I've heard. Tim Dillon for President.

[@OSheaGlobalAlliances]

I personally used the metaphor five times in conversation over the weekend and the response was literally “hmmm, yeah I guess that makes sense”, then we moved on to bitcoin halving

[@brendanking6110]

Teats

[@MeganWall1019]

The cool aunt lyrics for “Dreams” is literally a few women I know. LITERALLY ITS CRAZY how spot on Tim is!

[@Gcm42011]

Bro I’m dying

[@Chillllllbruh]

This is what America means to me​@@cicicorleo

[@MeiaLuaDeCompasso]

He sold to houses to these people, of course he knows lmao

[@updownkid]

Yes! Me, too! And they’re all complete train wrecks. Leather jacket ✅ chain smoker ✅ Fleetwood Mac on repeat ✅ drunk driver ✅ can’t maintain a relationship or job ✅ can’t regulate emotions ✅ etc etc 😂

[@kaynechance2842]

My brother and I have surmised that whenever your gf discovers Fleetwood Mac, the relationship has about 2 weeks left tops.

[@darrellkuntz4075]

This entire episode was a work of utter genius.

[@proddreamatnight]

I enjoy the fact that the producer is not referred to by name on the show and that Tim just calls him "the producer"

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

He already made that mistake once, mad respect for the pig for him not making it again.

[@GatsbyMyself]

His name is “Powers Bottom.” Well known producer in L.A.

[@Unanythang]

I'm pretty sure whoever the new producer is, they're deleting any critical comments on the channel

[@AyatoIlah]

​@@Unanythangits called deconfliction, soldier.

[@BigBagg69]

He took that from the Mark Levin playbook for sure. Tim > Levin

[@gabcohen]

I have severe depression and your podcast is literally the only thing bringing me joy right now. Thank you ❤

[@StupidKarenscaught]

Don't give up. You'll come out the other side stronger than ever.

[@gabcohen]

Thanks dude

[@StuPhee]

Did you grade your own depression?

[@dentonvisual]

“I like this much better than the salad” should be the slogan for the plus size park hoppers. When it works, it works.

[@devopshelper]

Underrated 😅

[@depmaudoofal74]

Tim Dillon’s take on all of the fuckery in this world is masterclass brilliance. We love him. ❤😊

[@zampone]

Don’t ask what Tim Dillon can do for you, ask what you can do for Tim Dillon

[@momo3244]

Tremendous

[@not-a-bot]

Godbless

[@kennybachman35]

We wish him well.

[@kevinblue1976]

Leak his aunt’s address and personal information?

[@dylanmacdonald5243]

Don’t tell me what to do. I chose to ask what I can do for him all on my own.

[@jamsesh4686]

Im the cool aunt of my fam, thank u tim for the kind words

[@malcolmisk00l]

as someone recovering from an internal mouth bite, this hits hard

[@chanty2192]

It's so cathartic to hear Disney hate, but not for politics, for the RIGHT REASONS.

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

😂😂

[@JohnSmith-jp5rf]

We wish you well.

[@taranguapo]

Solo Tim show is what we all needed today.

[@ScreamToBreatheStudios]

I was watching the news and saw this came out and figured, I’ll just get the news here. You’re a national treasure and we appreciate your hot takes. Please keep doing what you’re doing, as a veteran and I’d like to tell you sir,. Thank you for YOUR SERVICE!

[@hallucinatingsiren]

This is one of the best episodes in a while

[@WheezyTsunami]

Nothing feels better than a solitary Tim staring at me through designer glasses

[@joeyjonesSoCal]

Holy fuck. The cool aunt ted talk was 10/10!!! Tim is the best around.

[@Michael-oo1hc]

Tim was indeed everywhere, can confirm. I live in Astana, Kazakhstan and saw him while I was walking to the Hazrat Sultan Mosque to do my Maghrib last week.

[@RobbbbM-qk3ei]

Haha.

[@John-gg6op]

This comment is so specific I almost believed you saw him

[@DimaSaginbaev]

Holy shit, what are you doing in Astana? I'm from Almaty

[@Michael-oo1hc]

@@DimaSaginbaev NO WAY! I didn’t think there was another Tim Dillon fan here. I’m an exchange student here for the semester

[@johnzero8923]

Tim was in Glasgow last week. I did not see him on my way to Greggs

[@depmaudoofal74]

My god! My mother pissed her pants listening to this. We invited her over for dinner, and I asked if I could play this in the background. Best one in a while across all genres.

[@mariosharks]

She sounds like a cool Aunt

[@BelindaMartin80]

Damn! That’s some noisy background noise!

[@queenc2144]

@@BelindaMartin80”is there anything more exciting than being sucked off while risking a beheading” That is some high key background noise . My mom would leave lol

[@BettyWhite2171]

I listen to this while getting chemo treatments. Perfect timing 👍!

[@Fee_V]

Best wishes to you. From Scotland. x

[@carynmartin6053]

Ditto from Vermont, USA ❤

[@BettyWhite2171]

@@Fee_V Thank you! 🙂

[@VincentS988]

We wish you well 🏌🏻

[@kristinscharff2690]

❤

[@peppino1961]

When Tim started singing Dreams, he made me laugh so much. I love this guy, he is the funniest guy out there today. His depiction of details on specific topics is so spot on, it's scary.

[@j.yahnke]

Tim Dillion signing Fleetwood Mac is 💰

[@tunasub2637]

Love Tim’s commitment to international relations and wisdom on the subject

[@dear_totheheart]

Far more insightful and solutions-oriented than virtually all politicians combined

[@americaIsOverRadio]

Tim Dillion is helping me through my stay at rehab, truly inspirational.

[@medium_cheddah4480]

One day at a time. It will get easier

[@Cut_tape-x9j]

your brother is a pos if he was dealing it

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

Just take Suboxone

[@tastemysaucer]

ONLY QUITTERS QUIT!

[@itsybitsy999]

Good luck, it's a real knife fight out there.

[@truthlifefishing1730]

"Like a friend who is about to make a bad decision." I love those people, they're just one more person I can stop talking to. They ask for your advice, you give it, they ignore and then they ask "what happened?" The number of people I have waved goodbye to courtesy of this statement is significant and I am grateful for the opportunity it presents.

[@rpdunn8]

Best moment of the week is when these episodes drop.

[@powhana6019]

I could listen to Tim sing for an hour

[@johnmasonthethird4903]

Thank you Tim for gracing us on this beautiful holiday

[@SickTroll]

No lie.

[@glovesforsocks4603]

happy birthday H man!

[@Jessica-ul6me]

Happy 4/20!

[@scottjones7005]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

Kanye is having a tea party with his Hitler doll today, afterall it's his Big Day.

[@kherbouchelyna6679]

Today I cleaned the house listening to this masterpiece of international diplomacy, discovered I can access TLC channel here in France after Tim advertised the channel so many times and I got tickets to go see my parents next week. Life is great !

[@bobbyo5807]

Life must include hearing Tim

[@BodilessVoice]

Wow. Tim's back. This is an actual comedic masterpiece, of historic proportions.

[@jozgo]

Thank you for your objective journalism

[@lanaiba]

He sang the entire chorus of dreams accurately with rants in between verses and that is why he is where he is.

[@Yrnxdallas38]

Protect Tim at all cost.

[@goodolarchie]

"We're plus size park hoppers and we range in sizes 2x to Fedex" Legitimately thought they said that and it brought me to tears on top of Tim's commentary.

[@nugzila4170]

LMAO

[@Exit252]

Please cover Super Mayor Tiffany A. Henyard of Dolton Illinois, she’s is so amazingly awful that the board of trustees hired Lori Lightfoot to investigate her.

[@braddose4818]

I second this. I live on the southside of Chicago so I know a bit about the culture down there and let me tell you even this is WILD

[@nickolaiproblem]

That's basically the two most corrupt cops in the department investigating each other

[@JS-wn1rb]

Thank you for the levity you bring. Dark days and you keep it manageable. Thanks Tim

[@_oshz5933]

Tim is our "iron dome". Waffle iron that is

[@InterestingUsOriginals]

say what you want, TIM is not only insanely creative but speaks a lot of truth.

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

I just binged all night! Ain't this a pleasant 4/20 surprise 🙌🏽🖖🏽🤙🏽

[@starksenterprises]

Synchronised swimming and bringing out the hostages 😂😂 Thr aunt analogy and imagery is hilarious. Love this show

[@ZRCreative]

Tim if you do not write a one act play called ‘Cool Aunt’…you want to win a Tony, that’s how you win a Tony - he paints the most vivid pictures of life and I love him for it!

[@2chows1dude]

Good morning world. Have a good weekend and good luck, it’s a knife fight out there

[@joannabreaks435]

Cool aunt soliloquy elevates tim to a spoken word artist

[@JimmyFred321]

I am not the fan base Tim wants..but he makes it work

[@primalcolin2]

The Hamas Olympic opening bit is a keeper, I almost spat out my toothpaste 😂😂

[@JasonT-dd4je]

I apologize for not subscribing to this podcast 4 years earlier.

[@jonashville]

one of my life's regrets is that I was late to discovering Tim. I found him through another KZbinr who played a clip of him mocking Meghan Markle, and have listened ever since, but I lost several good years, including the covid years.

[@SamKing-p8p]

Saved my sanity thru covid. Viva The Pig

[@colebucket6009]

@@SamKing-p8pCovid Tim was the goat

[@BigD365]

Tim Dillon for Mayor of Long Island! 🏝

[@BrosLikeThis]

Ahhh a fresh Tim D in the morning

[@SickTroll]

This was a fancy ass episode. Lots of laughs

[@shrimpscampin]

One thing about the cool aunt archetype is the more life hurts you the more you have fun, often recklessly, its like the dude going 112 on the freeway blasting How You Remind Me full volume after a heartbreak

[@nugzila4170]

The cool aunt rant was great.

[@TheSouthAfrican.]

our modern day philosopher

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

The people in the year 3000 will watch Tims Podcasts like we read Aristotle

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Just when you think The Cool Aunt bit couldn't get any funnier...Bam, Morgan & Morgan show up. Peak Dillon.

[@quillclock]

"This is not a time." Tim Dillon 2024

[@GregFries]

Hate isn't the opposite of love. Indifference is. Also, Dreams by Fleetwood Mac is legendary. Take it easy on the cool aunt!

[@ProfessorGengar]

How is every rant legendary 😂

[@mycandy1103]

What a masterpiece this episode

[@MichaelBrown50000]

Agreed. I laughed until it hurt!!!

[@kclarke9510]

Oh the consistency of posting...love it

[@jaseysmokes]

Tim doing a full hour comparing a cool aunt to Israel with so much spot on commentary and imagery while it being so true and relatable is a complete privilege to watch. Gotta get rid of the mouth sore or it turns into an infection

[@CristianCooks]

Good morning Papa thank you for blessing us this day

[@GatsbyMyself]

This isn't MSSP.

[@CristianCooks]

@@GatsbyMyself the Dawgs are worldwide

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

​@@GatsbyMyself😂😂😂

[@mommaspantrypodcast5486]

It's all polo all the time!! Aunt Shirley is here for the Tim Flex!! ❤🎉 Thank you Timmy, you never fail to make my sides hurt!! ❤️ xxxooo

[@franciscastlesr.888]

@Tim Dillon Thank you for coming down from heaven and giving us another podcast

[@AndyWarpol]

My god. He’s a savant. The adlib cool aunt lyrics that rhymed. Wtf. Incredible.

[@JessicaC.]

Tim Dillon is my weekend GURU...

[@vulian]

Hah same here. This is my go to on Saturday afternoons

[@JessicaC.]

@@vulian He is our church! 👏🏽

[@joebowl8315]

Amen

[@hamishgaffaney5323]

Dam we are just a bunch of cool Anuts

[@ryanh1275]

"and the most you'll get is an eye roll from the lesbian cook" 😂😂😂

[@jordanjae]

"Free palasteen!" Shane Gillis with an Irish accent.

[@PearceVaughn]

dawgs stay lurking. the dems cant escape us.

[@imemberberry]

Oop da Ra

[@PearceVaughn]

Thanks, youtube, for censoring my comment reply. Dawgs stay lurking. The 'crats can't escape us.

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

​@@PearceVaughnDAWG 🙌🏽

[@10oner]

Free them from hamas, which israel is doing

[@alternativepersona]

Tim made the sensitive topic of being the aunt who might not be able to have kids absolutely hilarious

[@FernandoGonzalez-fw7qh]

Anyone ever just chuckle at the fact that you come to Tim Dillon for news updates

[@mattray9287]

Laughed so hard during "Gay for Iran" I think I had an acid flashback.

[@btnhfool]

Tim dillon reporting on the fall of Israel is a fever dream come true

[@Zyn_dog_89]

The cool aunt part had me laughing out loud alone in my driveway cleaning the smoker holy shit! About the friend leaving the concert

[@fitzwits]

This is what i needed today. We wish the middle east well. We wish them well.

[@priestholmes8931]

22:24 the delivery of that got me good lol

[@joshjacks2837]

The leaders of Iran should put cool aunts in charge and make "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac their national anthem.

[@nickarkesteyn]

OK Tim is hands down the greatest of all time!!!!

[@anthonyrotola9905]

There is only one cool Aunt and her name is Timothy J. Dillon.

[@lumpydavidg2201]

Tim Dillon. Bringing the world together. One sarcastic truth telling joke a5 a time. Well done TD. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@habs249]

Tim/producer please drop the Royal Albert Hall pre-show music playlist

[@albertocutcha5238]

Bro bro, i hear you, my mom and my two older sisters, songswas tina turner, private dancer and rolled into whats love got to do with it, thank god me and my brothers and tents to sleepp outside, gotta love the 80's

[@berniekatzroy]

Uncle Tim at it again

[@shaneguglielmo2750]

Aunt*

[@berniekatzroy]

@@shaneguglielmo2750 it's ma'am

[@xalexajay]

He’s spot on about Portland Maine

[@rogaru]

I see a Tim Dillon ep and I click

[@a.k.4o]

Tim's genius is stifled by a guest

[@brandonprelipp432]

Top notch episode Tim! Could use a few more adds though..

[@oneintheheader]

Thank you for continuing to create content. I needed this.

[@pokeveta9394]

I had a cool aunt one time. She’s my cool uncle now.

[@jeepz669]

Now this is the solo ep i was dreaming of.. Thx, Tim!

[@adonai1enrique]

I love Tim. ❤Always sees the comedy in the tragedies of life ❤

[@timbrown6715]

Watch this everyone before it gets taken down!!!😂😂😂

[@jeremygansler503]

The “Cool Aunt” analysis of the Israel Palestine conflict will be referenced by historians for generations

[@gd1406]

I want to go to the Olympics now! Thanks for an awesome show in London Tim! Much Love!