“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon

“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Күн бұрын

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@ls_812 10 ай бұрын

Straightest gay man of all time

@BPF80MCar-vi1pg 10 ай бұрын

Hes for real straight now

@thehackmusician 10 ай бұрын

Lol I always thought he was fake gay.

@Malouco 10 ай бұрын

He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens

@DAWAXFAX 9 ай бұрын

me too 😂😂😂@@thehackmusician

@flowrestler7528 9 ай бұрын

There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer

@chris7419 8 ай бұрын

This man is the embodiment of gta talk radio and he simply must be in GTA 6

@MRKSC13 8 ай бұрын

They should just put his normal podcast on there, it’d fit right in hahaha

@yourmomshouse6984 7 ай бұрын

Him and Alex Jones together lol

@UniMatrix_1 7 ай бұрын

yess

@paddyoclown 7 ай бұрын

are they gay ghosts? SHE DIDENT LAUGH...😐

@ServingKant42069 6 ай бұрын

It would be perfect for GTA radio@@MRKSC13

@MrViciousway 10 ай бұрын

That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂

@maximusmilo6388 10 ай бұрын

It has me crying🤣

@tarico4436 9 ай бұрын

I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

@qwertykeyboardwarrior Ай бұрын

it pissed me off, i was waiting to hear where i was going for ice cream

@briansays1277 10 ай бұрын

He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence

@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 10 ай бұрын

Just like you in the real world vs the internet

@mrreemann3739 9 ай бұрын

After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢

@InternalStryke 6 ай бұрын

the ice cream riffs had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@np494609 10 ай бұрын

Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled

@bigislandfun9260 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely best comedian of our time. Nobody even comes close. Not Shane, not Chappelle even.. or anybody. Next level rants and intellectual comedy combo

@adarshjose3891 Ай бұрын

Watch more stand up comedians

@np494609 Ай бұрын

@ who is better?

@seehard 3 күн бұрын

I would hope not. Any comedian doing the same area twice will have different material. That’s not special. He’s good but let’s chill

@np494609 2 күн бұрын

@ that’s not why he was great to see, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt the next day both times. Wtf do you know if you haven’t seen him?

@CERTAIND00M 8 ай бұрын

I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.

@hughjass1835 5 ай бұрын

The crowd came for comedy. This was as funny as watching bugs die after being spayed

@surflasal 4 ай бұрын

@@hughjass1835hi brendan 👋

@CandyBag 4 ай бұрын

@hughjass1835 I laughed out loud multiple times. TD is the only comedian that I do

@ChintzMusic 3 ай бұрын

@@hughjass1835 what's truly funny is that, while watching this, i was thinking "man, maybe the audience would laugh more if they were smarter and had more context to define their worldviews with" and then you come along and admit you don't have enough life experience to understand the jokes lol

@Stoney-Jacksman 3 ай бұрын

dillon is dope this special wasnt. but american idol worshippers always need to go into absolutes. One they christen someone as theiuir idol they will bend their own mind to make something match it just to push away any dissonance. The irony of you people listening to Dillon (podcast) is just too much.

@Dylan-Dead 10 ай бұрын

“Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭

@KuhmKnight 10 ай бұрын

Watch your mouth

@Thisshitcrazybruh 10 ай бұрын

That part destroyed me😂😂

@teasquare 10 ай бұрын

shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol

@ryanowns5 10 ай бұрын

Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod

@carolyntalbot947 9 ай бұрын

You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.

@tofer980 5 ай бұрын

@@carolyntalbot947 Daaaaamn that's hilarious. Not only are you wrong, but your response is so revealing about how much lack you experience in your life. I genuinely feel bad for you.

@benstolen69 4 ай бұрын

@@carolyntalbot947 You seem super healthy too

@brentyoendo1573 4 ай бұрын

"I have a girlfriend, she lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her".

@OctobersOblivion 10 ай бұрын

“Full special” >multiple cuts

@jyo9735 10 ай бұрын

it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks

@OctobersOblivion 9 ай бұрын

@@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.

@jyo9735 9 ай бұрын

@@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?

@illuminati5160 4 ай бұрын

The only thing cut out was a few awkward moments between jokes.

@Sargedawg-mh6ne 10 ай бұрын

The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea

@kevin.harter 10 ай бұрын

He’s fr a genius

@ClarkHansen-m5c 10 ай бұрын

Thank you, professor.

@aracnadei13 10 ай бұрын

That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.

@jamescoleman5238 9 ай бұрын

Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end

@tarico4436 9 ай бұрын

@ryanschroeder8263 10 ай бұрын

I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of

@julieterrell1973 8 ай бұрын

Him and TV!

@QuestionYourWorld 10 ай бұрын

That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.

@CornyBum 10 ай бұрын

Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money (but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)

@tarico4436 9 ай бұрын

Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.

@urdad9853 8 ай бұрын

Heck Yeah.....Thrifts ice cream rocked

@Loakley1998 3 ай бұрын

“There’s a flavor called equality and you’re not allowed to ask what’s in it” 😂

@xenriqueheraldox 10 ай бұрын

I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years

@youlovejenn1 10 ай бұрын

Oooooo! This gets me excited

@michaeloftaoism 10 ай бұрын

It's a real knife fight out there...

@PagIiacci 9 ай бұрын

we wish him well on the stage

@basedsouljah 4 күн бұрын

WEEZ BEEZ GOODZ

@64chefhoward 6 ай бұрын

This crowd doesnt get it

@AS-gx3oz 6 ай бұрын

Calm down, he wouldn’t want you to worship him like that. It’s off putting.

@SpammusX 2 ай бұрын

No, the crowd just has better taste.

@purple_panther04 9 күн бұрын

How do you mean

@derekdcomedian 10 ай бұрын

I almost never belly laugh to comedy on KZbin, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.

@Stoney-Jacksman 3 ай бұрын

this sounds disgusting.

@sebastianhernandez7434 10 ай бұрын

I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it

@biggordo482 10 ай бұрын

because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.

@Anhelswagg 10 ай бұрын

I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery

@sebastianhernandez7434 10 ай бұрын

It what it is I guess

@alo4912 10 ай бұрын

@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago

@RobMcGravyTrain 10 ай бұрын

@@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well

@sheefree 10 ай бұрын

First time watching his standup. Loves it❤

@michaeljohn8905 10 ай бұрын

Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.

@devod123 9 ай бұрын

Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!

@stoptimestudio85 10 ай бұрын

Tim is great!!!

@t.n.patronis4098 10 ай бұрын

I love Tim Dillon.

@doubledangerous7898 6 ай бұрын

I do enjoy Tim's stand up, but LOVE his podcasts.

@humaj19 10 ай бұрын

"I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao

@user-br1mq1ue9b 10 ай бұрын

I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂

@rosemarybowser5543 Ай бұрын

Tim Dillon is pure gold! I listen to his podcast daily and laugh so much

@DCgreen87 10 ай бұрын

Tillamook is the best Ice Cream

@Coloradiohead 10 ай бұрын

Agreed

@007NowOnline 10 ай бұрын

I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.

@DCgreen87 10 ай бұрын

@@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.

@trevorsmith5505 10 ай бұрын

Nah graeters not even a competition

@primeapegaming4277 10 ай бұрын

From my home state

@ProSto7343 10 ай бұрын

Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.

@Brett101792 10 ай бұрын

I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol

@TransGurl.VrilX.1488 9 күн бұрын

😂 I died laughing when he said "you cant just walk around new york city with a cup of cofee being racist" I lost it. That was f'n hilarious

@Bandzz268 10 ай бұрын

Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?

@OGzoose 10 ай бұрын

it’s riff.

@Bandzz268 10 ай бұрын

@@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties

@parthgupta8881 10 ай бұрын

This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now

@TheSubwizzle 10 ай бұрын

I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷‍♂️

@jaredmarrero5251 10 ай бұрын

It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.

@michaelbahlman1368 10 ай бұрын

Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day

@amiracleone2803 9 ай бұрын

Tim Dillons mother's painting of the secret police would be amazing.

@jahigains9201 9 ай бұрын

1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂

@BridgetJohnson-d6t 10 ай бұрын

Love you Tim!!! 🤩

@thomashallesy8835 2 күн бұрын

awesome set . this will be classic.

@roscojenkins7451 28 күн бұрын

West coast has Tillamook ice cream and it's the absolute best

@thatderangedbunny 14 күн бұрын

So is their cheddar

@fhaladjian 9 ай бұрын

Still Tim Dillon 😂

@Martian2607 6 ай бұрын

“Are they gay ghosts?” That slayed me 😂

@stephenworldwide 5 ай бұрын

His podcast show is so hilarious, this guy is an amazing comic. He just flows hilarity.

@santiswings8512 5 ай бұрын

I’ve seen him live he’s fking hilarious, his openers are all funny as hell too 👌🏽

@Wodenson5150 9 ай бұрын

Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.

@G0AT11 Ай бұрын

CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW SPECIAL!!!!!!

@andanotherone6301 10 ай бұрын

10/10 a real hero

@TheCrawf28X15 10 ай бұрын

10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂

@amandacollyer645 8 ай бұрын

“At no point does my suicide plan involve cardio “ 😂

@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 10 ай бұрын

So damn good Timmy❤😂

@scoutwood7147 2 ай бұрын

i love tim dillon showing where he shines(being crazy) with the big room crowdwork

@likemy 10 ай бұрын

Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years

@touchyssubjects364 10 ай бұрын

I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings

@touchyssubjects364 10 ай бұрын

They have the same cadence and timing

@ClaLu 8 ай бұрын

Hahaha 🤣 I love turkey hill ice-cream 😅

@tingtang9302 10 ай бұрын

good stuff

@bradschultz1470 9 ай бұрын

Love Tim!

@TomKoval-rv2so 5 ай бұрын

Tim Dillon is the best

@razza424 2 ай бұрын

Shame Comedy Central can’t produce this kind of content any more

@crownthesun3128 10 ай бұрын

Never rly was into this guy but this was fkn hilarious

@g2h0 10 ай бұрын

love him

@tonguesten_ 3 ай бұрын

Tim Dillon. Is absolutely one of the funniest dudes i ever listened too. and i say hard r’s in dollar tree and trust brandishing weapons will save me

@aftdude2180 5 ай бұрын

the baskins robbins was so true hahaha

@HlifeRomania91 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Tim

@szynkers 7 ай бұрын

I've never seen a comedy clip with audience reactions so inappropriately shitty to such good jokes.

@Dyl_Cam 2 ай бұрын

Do another special TIm, I feel like they would appreciate you more today.

@Skotti2hotti 2 ай бұрын

Im so HAPPY THE WORLD CAUGHT UP TO TIM DILLON 😂 HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SOCIAL COMMENTATOR 🫡

@DocSlaughter 8 ай бұрын

I wasn't expecting over half the crowd to cheer😂

@Serenitynow87 6 ай бұрын

I think of this ice cream bit when ever I’m in that aisle 😂

@Jvega001 10 ай бұрын

Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦

@dereklaw6698 10 ай бұрын

I love how the crowd under appreciated this 😂😂😂 I WAS HOWLING

@64chefhoward 2 ай бұрын

Love him

@WalkerLarson497 4 ай бұрын

Easily one of the smartest bits of comedy ever.

@piercefakelastname1210 4 ай бұрын

Can’t believe he ended it by getting into the nitty gritty doing crowd work with ice cream brands with no thesis or punchline 😂

@PhaedruS007 10 ай бұрын

That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.

@tarico4436 9 ай бұрын

@Steven_Grey 10 ай бұрын

This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast

@CheapCreep 6 ай бұрын

The icecream savant of the century.

@julieterrell1973 8 ай бұрын

If I don't find out which ice cream he likes best, ima lose it!😂

@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 10 ай бұрын

Face and stomach rolling check😂

@MattLong90 10 ай бұрын

This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.

@Bawk85 3 ай бұрын

❤Tim!

@Liablesuspicions 8 ай бұрын

Shows the level of the audience at the silence at the bomb at 1:33

@noahokayama3825 8 ай бұрын

that was such a smart way to end the bit lmaooo

@Robin-Feldman 10 ай бұрын

That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious

@hereb4theend 4 ай бұрын

I wished I knew more about ice cream.

@bjorn-erikkarlsson9872 6 ай бұрын

I love Timmys podcast and personalty. One of the funniest men alive. This is not great.

@theconsciousobserver6829 10 ай бұрын

Baskin Robbins joke was funny af lol they always are partnered with a weird company lol

@apolo2177 8 ай бұрын

this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.

@rickyransomgaming4396 5 ай бұрын

Worst crowd of all time. Tim killed it

@tarico4436 9 ай бұрын

I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.