Iron Bull & Inquisitor [Party Banter] | Dragon Age: Inqiuisiton

[@foggytuesday101]

Cole: *talks about inquisitor and bulls sex life* Varric: *writes down every word*

[@bakedbeans00]

Cassandra will throw her money at that book 😂

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Cassandra: *is already halfway through the new book*

[@SirBigWater]

It would probably be even more of a crazy story if the Inquisitor was a dwarf. Imagine that kind of tale.

[@butitwasmedio]

@@SirBigWater you mean like the image with the hamster and a banana?

[@wuftchan8299]

Varric appreciates the insight

[@leenie4705]

cole rlly just called the inquisitor a power bottom, huh?

[@ashesashesweallfalldown3823]

I mean he kinda is?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I guess it depends

[@wyveriusblackfire3834]

@@ashesashesweallfalldown3823 Not any more than any other bottom. Well, any other bottom with a good top.

[@Witzke231]

Do u want to try and top him?

[@crazyorganist1609]

@@wyveriusblackfire3834 as a gay man i can agree with this. A good top is everything

[@jcmarx6289]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Cole so beautifully and eloquently describe a proper Dom and sub relationship

[@sarahjacobs1176]

Honestly. Though I still can't believe how the writers were able to put in the fact that Bull is a damn service top.

[@wuftchan8299]

lol XD

[@frog505]

I made the likes 666

[@shilomclain8773]

My thoughts exactly

[@zebbehansen1100]

Indeed.

[@antheathetiefling8581]

Solas romance: angst Josephine romance: Disney princess Cassandra romance : romantic comedy Cullen romance: sweet and adorable Dorian: wit and expectations Sera: chaos Blackwall romance: drama! Iron Bull romance:.. gigity gigity

[@Dragonslayor226]

PERFECT

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I ALMOST HURT MYSELF LAUGHING AT “gigity gigity”

[@laurawolfsong3607]

I snorted so hard my nose nearly exploded

[@aubreyhuff46]

He prefers it being called Passion

[@KollbjornYT]

YEAH!

[@125Dave8]

"Provided it tied you down first, one assumes" Solas, the SAVAGE

[@matiasmattera6650]

Cole: -Sometimes in the wartable. Blackwall: -I look forward to tell Cullen.

[@AugustoEL]

I can imagine Cullen´s face jaja

[@artorius4809]

Do you take him up the Dale's? 'Snicker'.

[@wuftchan8299]

Makers breath

[@PhantomJavelin]

Cullen... also does it in the wartable, doesn't he?

[@ThatSilentGuy]

Cullen: I'm glad to finally know where those white stains come from but... Shit.

[@dubbzy92]

With Cole's describing skills and Varric's writing skills, they could make the best erotica in the world lol

[@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch]

Eh, I'd read it.

[@verdurite]

that's why he adopted him

[@ThatKarin]

The fact that solas got in on the bdsm puns tickles me

[@namimizuakiru]

Varric: "I usually describe a fireplace by this point" gotta love that DA2 reference xD

[@wuftchan8299]

I don't think I want to know

[@ThatSilentGuy]

What is it referencing?

[@wuftchan8299]

when did that happen?

[@cal6452]

H C A lot of the romance scenes (especially the spicier ones) in DA2 take place by or near one of the two fireplaces in the Amell manor. I think it’s more of a broad reference than a specific one. Hope this helps.

[@triburst]

"I work on this table, MAKERS BREATH!" Cullen

[@goldylocks1932]

triburst “ you should burn that”

[@Ninel-qc7hi]

It’s funny because I don’t think he complains about his “working table” when he bangs the Inquisitor on it...

[@ThatSilentGuy]

@@Ninel-qc7hi "It was a mess!!! Oh why did I decide to shove all the documents to the ground 😖"

[@heddaTV1]

cant believe cole outed the inquisitor as a bottom like that, savage

[@higgittee_heck]

just got announced to the world that youre the bottomiest bottom to ever bottom. a hard knock life for the inquisitor

[@verdurite]

oh he's getting knocked up hard all right

[@huckleberrypete6719]

Wait what

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@verdurite h-he's getting knocked up?

[@MiosPanties]

Inqy's a power bottom

[@ponysrule101]

Nah cole is talking about the safe word not the inky being a power bottom.

[@rsweeneybrg]

"I love you too... Kadan.."He sounds like he hurts..

[@renamako8845]

Rsweeneybrg Mo well his lover / the person he cares for most was dying from the anchor 😅 it’s sort of like ... 🤔 like saying “I love you/ goodbye” to a loved one who has fatal disease .

[@ThatSilentGuy]

Actually, since this final farewell party banter occurred *before* the group encountered Viddasala and "Dragon's Breath", it could hurt much more if his chargers were dead.

[@aerinpage]

Someone cover Cole’s ears! Protect the child!

[@jbabylucus1641]

Isn't cole technically older than everyone there?

[@calica4589]

Aerin Atkins yes we need to

[@calica4589]

JBaby Lucus cole no he’s younger maybe 20

[@jbabylucus1641]

@@calica4589 he's a spirit that was around before the first blight. From the Decent dlc he says that a titan "was a shaper and they are many but are an it" something along those lines. To know that he would have to be really old. Maybe close to solas or a lil younger.

[@reddeaddread]

I think Cole has "seen" it more than anyone else

[@nummulite99]

"I hope you took him right up the dales!" OMG!

[@perfectprefect15]

I snorted this was gold

[@snakeslife-uroborodjinn790]

Sera's jokes are hit or miss but when they hit she's hilarious.

[@stonedrat24]

"Cole's so innocent. He's like a kid." Cole meanwhile: Y'all fucked in bed, up against the wall, and on the war table.

[@mr.chibiterasu2956]

I like how the only reason Varric wants Bull and the Inquisitor to openly talk about their relationship is so he can write fanfic for it.

[@Slothgreedenvy]

1:20 Bull: "Do you mind kid, if you take away most the mystery it's not quite as hot." Warden: "Bull..." (husky tone) "Yes it is." XD I laugh and choked on spit, I love it!!

[@JJUSTDONTSTOP]

Adam Costello nah inquisitor

[@Ragnarok6664]

Inquisitor

[@najwasabilayusuf1611]

I get SEVERE second hand embarrassment from Cole

[@wuftchan8299]

he doesnt get embarrassed

[@ash-lynnsarah8626]

@@wuftchan8299 No cause we get embarrassed for him xD

[@narikohikurashi8285]

Cole is clever, makes me miss zevran

[@trrebi981]

Nariko Hikurashi Cole would have a field day with the Dragon Age: Origins party members.

[@llaquis]

Tristan Bigornia hed be like "i got so much shit to say about these people, so many unopened wounds >:)"

[@brianellyflores9084]

"Perhaps I can help with that" "Insufficient skill" aaah I miss that

[@wuftchan8299]

we do miss zevy

[@boo5860]

DID SOLAS JUST LAUGH?

[@falshamsi5293]

Alannah i replied is 5 times just to hear it again

[@theproteanbro5994]

I belive that was Dorian

[@dancingwiththefae6860]

Alas no, it was Dorian

[@butitwasmedio]

Dammit

[@wuftchan8299]

DID HE WHERE?!

[@jcksparrowfan]

Dorian's laugh gives me life OMG

[@crazyorganist1609]

I love the British voice actor for the inquisitor. Hes so nuanced. The way he says"i love you" to bull is so believable. Bull's voice breaks as he replies. I just think that shows talented voice actors reading a scene and getting the most out of it

[@MatrixMiles17]

0:45 I'm afraid of the War Table now.

[@MatrixMiles17]

AA-ron 420 did you hear Cole?

[@aether5208]

MatrixMiles17 ohhhhh FUCK

[@_Asvaria]

Me too. Same with Cullen's desk. After I romanced him I can't think straight when I see this desk.

[@LeDameMarciana]

INQUISITOR: hey could a rift swallow me right now SOLAS: do u want it to tie you up first? >:D

[@Zarala2010]

Damn it Sera! That one-liner about Dales almost killed me! XD

[@TheKnifeRat]

Cole just- I cant decide if i should laugh lf feel embarassed- W H E E Z E

[@kitsu1379]

I just realised, Varric saying he usually describes a fireplace is a reference to how in 2, unlike Origins and Inquisition where you get a romance scene, in 2 you don't, I think it's a fade to black then the camera focuses really heavily on the fireplace in Hawke's room.

[@smo3486]

Iron Bull is such a dad to Cole I love it

[@stonedrat24]

Didn't know kids talked to their dad about their sex life in detail.

[@aecides3203]

Bull to Varric: Now you're just making it weird. Bull to Cassandra (regardless of Inquisitors gender and race): Any chance I can have the Boss borrow your armour later for uh...personal reasons? Now who's making it weird?

[@Hunter-fs1nj]

Maybe Cole has had an influence on me, but something about this relationship just.. Feels right. I can't place it. Iron Bull doesn't want to express things because "It will get weird" but cannot resist my precious boi because it just... Well It feels like there's no place else he would rather be. When I hear him speak on that last note, "I love you too... Kadan." Its both proud and sad. He want's more time but isn't guaranteed it, so he stays, holding onto every breath and glimpse, but stays focused because if there is a way to make his love's life mean something again, one last time, he just has to try. He cannot do otherwise. Even though deep down he would prefer to take our Inquisitor far away to have as much time left as possible. Whoosh, fade stuff, am I right?

[@alunashepard9031]

Cole’s VA is a fucking artist

[@LadyAhro]

Considering that I used this voice for my smol Bull-romancing elfquisitor I couldn’t stop laughing through the entire video oh my god

[@midnightcas9995]

Inquisitor: I wouldn’t trade the last few years for anything. I love you. Bull: Love you too, Kadan Me: *Ugly Crying*

[@6_checkmate_9]

Cole stop! COLE STOP!😂

[@StrongBalloonChris]

Bull and Josephine, the two bisexual romances, are my favourites :) xD

[@averongodoffire8098]

Chris Morris I read somewhere bull is pan... that could be false though

[@ridinghorseface5678]

@@averongodoffire8098 well it doesnt really matter if he is pan or bi, cause you can only play she or he anyways

[@wolfynadark7453]

Bull is pan

[@0RedDread30]

oh my god haha,all romance banters are hilarious, if not they're so sweet !

[@kingd8468]

Bull: The next time we're alone, I'm going to pin you down and do things your body won't believe. Me: Take me Now!

[@adamdonovan7269]

I swear to god, Cole is the single most wholesome character to ever exist; yet he is so naive. I never gave him a chance in my first play through but over the years I've come to love him. It doesn't matter the situation he will always be there for you and he can actually feel exactly how you would in that situation. So sweet and he deserves the world.

[@missterra7631]

"It's not quite as hot." "... Yes it is." "Oh. Carry on then Cole." 😂😂😂

[@cnwarry]

I'm gonna be perfectly honest and say i was not a fan of Cole in the beginning, but going through stuff like this and seeing the interactions he has with everyone makes me like him even more an and i think I'm gonna start using him more

[@Witzke231]

Yeah, I'm not a dog person either but Cole is so damn cute.

[@aunum_]

Solas has the best one liners

[@algumacoisaserve9914]

"Kadan" Its sooo satisfying when iron bull speaks in my headphone. It could be an ASMR.

[@nicolasnamed]

I got the banter at 1:00 literally the moment after I killed Hakkon, which was fucking hilarious because Bull probably WOULD be thinking about getting it on with the Inqusitor right about then lol

[@Markiemedes]

I love that you used a same sex partner for Bull for this banter

[@Miriam_J_]

Mark Molo I really believe more men romanced Bull than women.

[@LadyAhro]

Lots of women also loved the idea of their male inquisitors riding The Bull too.

[@moafighting1597]

@@LadyAhro yeah I play as a male but I'm female irl and I romanced bull

[@ThatSilentGuy]

I guess the Bull also prefers men since he goes for Dorian rather than Cassandra if the Inquisitor romances nobody.

[@Sir_ShadowZ__]

I wanna replay just for this romance XD

[@Shay-vw6qq]

Cole why must you out me so,ah i forgive you.just dont forget to keep sending dorian wooden ducks

[@justsomebread8646]

XD the fact Cole WATCHES is hilarious

[@marvelousmeh2077]

I mean, his always there were thoughts are louder.

[@natashamaree3589]

Quickly! Protect Cole at all costs! Cover thy ears child!

[@stonedrat24]

What will covering his ears do? He's the one going into details about their sex life.

[@stonedrat24]

Also he's 20.

[@Korvo.420]

Cole is just too sweet

[@wuftchan8299]

I love how cole reads minds

[@clowncampaign7416]

God I love Cassandra so much ahsbsn

[@painthegreat]

Oh my dear lord Cole!

[@witchskee]

COLE I SWEAR TO THE MAKER 😭😭😂😂😂

[@emilyfoster3292]

You see that ghost over there, yeah thats me because I'm dead 🤣

[@menace7339]

😂😂

[@leelen2907]

Cole! XD poor inky

[@anglersimp1216]

Dang cole could be a Wattpad writer lol

[@occultjock4411]

I feel so fucking gay holy shit Edit: the ending makes me melt with love

[@nevergivein615]

Jesus I can’t breathe!!! 🤣🤣

[@shoyohinata3462]

I love how it's mostly Cole who has the interesting comments about this relationship 💖🤣

[@_Asvaria]

Blackwall, please. Don’t tell anything to Cullen. I don’t think curly would survive that

[@GavnerWinterLuver]

I love for a Cassandra/Iron Bull/Inquisitor throuple… or Dorian-Bull-Inquisitor

[@Master_McDiluc_EmoEdition]

I love Cole so much, he is my son and he's bby, but sometimes he can be just a little too oblivious 🤣

[@gummyeel3907]

Late to the party but Cole would make a killing writing about this shit- He and Varric would make a fantastic team

[@specialk8888]

I love when Solas laughs xD

[@easternlights3155]

0:33 - Solas wtf XD

[@cherimoren107]

Damn that last one hit me like a TRUCK

[@radical9799]

I can only hope that my kids are as neutral towards sex as Cole.

[@jcksparrowfan]

My face is on fire....

[@errolpletcher9186]

"If you take away all the mystery it's not quite as hot." "Bull? Yes it is 😏."

[@wuftchan8299]

freaking Cole XD

[@chewiepuppies]

L.M.F.A.O

[@burnedpotatoes720]

Don't apologize Cole. You don't mean it after you did it anyway. XD

[@wuftchan8299]

"Ring their bell" lol

[@requiem_moon8729]

Cole baby, I love u- ur my favorite- but plz--- 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

[@alien5724]

4:24 dude tell me why this is so sad like..like I know he was talking to our inquisitior but it makes me felt he was aiming that to us seeing him for the last time in game wise :^(

[@yichenwang5655]

I believe these come from the very end of Trespasser DLC, and it's definitely something sad happened. Someone's leaving.

[@Hellion541]

Omigod Cole 😂😂😂

[@cooperdonahue3837]

Cole romance

[@laurawolfsong3607]

That's not a thing

[@afgusti4269]

@@laurawolfsong3607 it is, just not with the inquisitor

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@franpe6522 no it's not, the fuck?

[@Witzke231]

@@franpe6522 Cole is described as around the age of twenty and he's technically older since he's a spirit.

[@darknightsdeathmetal]

I love Cole so much

[@ketchdeweese5771]

People are exasperated at Cole for exposing the Inquisitor as the bottom, but wouldn't it have been way weirder for everyone if he exposed Bull as the bottom? But also can you picture anyone trying to top Iron Bull 😆

[@muchahonra2b]

How do you exactly get that first banter? It doesn't sound like it's a normal mission banter considering there's more than 4 people participating in it

[@coco7disha]

Cole, oh dear kiddo, you are too innocent for this. Also, how do you get all of them to reply? Like Usually we can take only 3 of em with the inquisitor right? It's a silly question but I was curious.

[@ohdeer8920]

Some just replay the same save file and take different people, then edit the banter all together. Maybe others are able to take them directly out of the game files to edit them too, I know that’s how people found unused Solas dialogue.

[@radical9799]

To much from Cole XD🤣😂

[@wuftchan8299]

fck cole XD I love you