Iron Skye (2012) Space Battle - Impressive Russian Space Ship!

[@vogsphere2719]

This is an excellent example of a good bad movie. Top tier B shelf material.

[@comediangj4955]

It IS a good movie. A good bad movie is a movie that's so bad it's unintentionally funny, this is a comedy with great jokes and good CG that's meant to be funny.

[@dragoninthewest1]

​@@comediangj4955 Agreed. It's clearly satire.

[@mrjackdog]

Iron Sky is one of the most underrated films in a long time. Irony is wasted on the unintelligent.

[@deserenitatem]

Leftist propaganda

[@mastadonking3816]

Iron Sky was enjoyable. But the sequel....meh.

[@VelvetMetrolink]

Dude. You're acting cleverer than everyone else because you understood the moon nazi comedy 😂

[@meatman4999]

⁠​⁠@@VelvetMetrolinkwell by saying “cleverer” you prove his point 😂

[@braddl9442]

Who didn't arm their spaceships.....Finland raises its hand. Checks out.

[@ike212111]

Finland today would definitely arm their spaceships.

[@F.O.U.N.D.E.R]

​@@ike212111nah

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@F.O.U.N.D.E.R they only not do it if helping arming the other northen nations a bit extra... and then take 'their turn' being the cat paws in global politics ;) otherwise.. sure as fk finland arm their 'hackapelita!' or how ever its spelled and ram crap hard enough to be honorary vikings for life i bet.

[@d4gg3rm0th]

As a Finn, I laughed my eyes off at that scene

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@d4gg3rm0th i remember half expecting that gag to have a follow up how half the nordic nations been all friendly and not made a war spaceship ,only to have the other half having 'compensated' for it in orc style so to speak.. they did make a follow up to this movie dident they ? with the other classic conspiracy about facists having found the way to the center of the earth and rebuilds there etc.. or was that only pitched but never got funded ?

[@toxichammertoe8696]

How can they not believe North Korea? Their "great leader" did invent the burrito and played a perfect game of golf even though he never played before... That guy is just a genius

[@lanceaural1095]

No, he's really George Santos....

[@gogaonzhezhora8640]

You do realize you are being racist? Like the movies. Like the whole so called West.

[@HalfdanRekkirsson]

Even Chuck Norris recognized it !!!

[@masterchief119-i9p]

Actually he invented the Hamburger .

[@cb-gz1vl]

Because if it were true dear leader would have already won.

[@qpwodkgh2010]

Have to admit, the space battle looked pretty good for a sci-fi movie. It's one of a few redeeming qualities of this spoof.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Except half those “spaceships” were space stations with no thrusters or steering mechanisms of any kind! Also, the kind of Earthly weapons you could use in space is a very short list, so, both sides might just have to throw rocks at one another!

[@danielc2701]

@@IsaiahRichards692 That was the joke, they were all illegally modified to become warships. In the show, they were already full fledged self propelled ships.

[@Shadowkey392]

@@IsaiahRichards692ummm…you can use literally ANY “Earthly weapon” in space.

[@brunocesarcerqueira2525]

For a comedy movie... the ship design, space combat and effects are pretty good. I feel like the guys really wanted it to be a serious movie, but they knew the story wouldn't be taken seriously at the time it was released and, in order not to be considered a bad movie, they preferred to release it as a comedy. I would watch it just for the realistic space combat and realistic design of the countries' ships and the retro-futuristic dieselpunk design of the nazi villains' ships. Too bad it was a comedy. It could be 60% action, 20% spy and political thriller, and 10% comedy.

[@comediangj4955]

I think it's all done by one guy, he has a show reel on KZbin

[@Tuberuser187]

They have a history of making scfi satire movies before Iron Sky, it was probably always intended to be comedy.

[@_martian101]

Just like moonfall, they make scifi movie end up being mocked as a comedy

[@stryker214]

The railgun designs on the George W Bush seem to draw a lot of inspiration from the X-303 and X-304's weapon systems on Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis

[@danielc2701]

I had to laugh when EVERY SINGLE ONE of all the countries all broke the treaty. Except for poor Finland who though that this was the "play nice" council. lol.

[@cristianruiz1972]

3:42 You can see a very small ship of 1 meter on a side, almost 2 meters high with small windows under a nave. it's the TARDIS!

[@jeremieportejoie2254]

Thank you, i would have missed it

[@Shadowkey392]

…huh. So it appears to be!

[@bobrobertson394]

Just seen it after too long looking

[@KenS1267]

The fricking moon Nazis are attacking and Sarah feckin Palin is in charge. Of course the Doctor is coming to save the day.

[@cristianruiz1972]

@@WanderAbroad Thanks.

[@gibbletronic5139]

Am I just being overly sentimental in thinking that MIR should be leading ANY counterattack against space Nazis?

[@Leman_RUSSIAN]

Of corse, comrade!

[@murcielagokuroko6561]

"Canada joining the battle" gets me every time, we hear the word war we go bat*beep* insane

[@tomaspabon2484]

Canada in WW1: Oh boy here I go war crimeing again

[@magmat0585]

The Geneva Suggestion never stood a chance

[@ImperativeGames]

What? Canada joins every war US starts. It means ~ 1 war every 5 years.

[@dragoninthewest1]

The Germans: Mein Gott, es sind die Kanadier

[@nicholasrolo886]

"Hang in there W, Canada joining the battle" The ship that flies by even has a Canadian leaf on it!

[@dragoninthewest1]

I love how there all of spaceships that are within the realm of science. The space combat also is pretty realistic with them using thing like spin gravity, railguns and a PDS.

[@scheewheed8285]

Realistic is a bit generous ngl lol. I’d say it’s only kinda realistic (in looks) but with a considerable amount of space magic.

[@Patchuchan]

The W looks like something out of The Expanse.

[@CarlosAM1]

The sad part is that by the simple fact these things have radiators they are already more realistic than a good 90% of sci-fi movies lmao. But yeah if this was a real space battle the engagement distance would be at least tens of kilometers, not close quarters at all, the ships would be spread out as there would be heavy use of nuclear weapons and a single one could easily take out one of these things, the ships would likely be simple geometrical shapes like cones, cylinders and pyramids and would also likely have at least 2 radiator systems if they are nuclear powered

[@scheewheed8285]

@@CarlosAM1 yeah. A more realistic interpretation would be L5resident’s world building project called “The Lunar War”. Here’s an example: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3itlJeubLCsjdU

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

They might look realistic, but it does not sound realistic at all. The scenes on board of the ships are fine, but any scene in space sounds 100% wrong

[@SCP-POOL]

North Korea is so damn funny, because it's extremely accurate...

[@angeltensey]

the days when comedy was real

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

The Red Dawn remake would have originally featured China as the bad guys but they didn't want to anger them so it was NK instead, with a little Chinese and Russian help...totally believable. Even back then, or way before, there were cowards afraid of controversy. This is why comedy is dead and why we didn't have a decent spoof/parody n years. Last one was probably Vampires Suck, with 95% of cringey, unfunny jokes.

[@SCP-POOL]

@@rageagaintstheNWO correct & personally I think it's complete BS that they did that. Do you think China is saying "hey don't make the bad guys American, they might be offended."? I feel extremely confident in saying no.

[@SCP-POOL]

@@rageagaintstheNWO I like in the 2nd GI Joe movie when the US launches ICBMs at every nuclear nation at once, so all the leaders in the same room of course respond by launching all of their own missiles & then the US ones are ordered to self destruct & the other leaders now have to order their own to self destruct & everyone but North Korea does it & they make it a point to say of course it's the NK that would be last.

[@BaronSengir1008]

​@@rageagaintstheNWOAt least Vampires Suck was better than Disaster Movie... That movie WAS a disaster!

[@raenfox]

I just love how the Indian ship is shaped like a katar dagger.

[@weldonwin]

I just cheered, seeing a British ship powering out of orbit to fight Space-Nazis and she was named Spitfire. One last time, the Valiant Few will fight again...

[@andromedoff604]

"We always break ours (words) , this is what we do"

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

Fleet Roster (20 ships) Australia - 3 ships (Dundee 01, Dundee 02, Dundee 03) United Kingdom - 1 ship (Spitfire) Canada - 1 ship (Canadarm) Russia - 1 ship (Mir) European Union - 1 ship (ISS) Japan - 3 ships South Korea - 10 Fighters in flights of 3 plus wing leader)

[@ptonpc]

There is also a TARDIS (Near the bow of the Spitfre in one shot)

[@Grubnar]

Paul Hogan made 3 Crocodile Dundee films, I am guessing this is a reference to that.

[@ReddwarfIV]

The ISS is primarily an American and Russian construction, it doesn't belong to the EU

[@neo3779]

An Indian ship too

[@ReddwarfIV]

The ISS belongs to the US and Russia, with a few minor components from other countries. It's not the European Union's.

[@kulshedramecha-ghidora8099]

3:55 lol The USSR anthem played there for a sec

[@PaiSAMSEN]

0:13 also DPRK anthem played a bit as well, before everyone laugh it away.

[@sanguisbumb6138]

It’s also currently Russia’s theme.

[@kyrios443]

It’s....just their current anthem

[@dragoninthewest1]

​@sanguisbumb6138 the instrumental was so sick that they decided only to change the lyrics

[@Snipey_ihavemilitarydocuments]

Everyone else with smallish ships then Russia pulls up in the space Kirov battlecruiser

[@ChrisCooper312]

Kirov reporting!

[@Geshiko-GuP]

The instrument of doom! Soviet power supreme! We will turn it into a wasteland!

[@SCP-POOL]

I thought it was supposed to be the MIR?

[@Phoenix-zu6on]

Did the people that made this CGI move on to make the expanse? that first CIWS scene looks A LOT like the expanse

[@_datapoint]

This is ridiculous and awesome and hilarious at the same time.

[@redcardinalist]

I love how all th reps clap when MIR joins "we're ready to join in the battle!" Can I also add the ship CGI in this is excellent - "Star Trek Discovery" and "Picard" take note

[@sambaron7340]

MIR in Russian means World. To the people in the room with the automatic translation device, it sounded like "World ready to join in the battle!".That's why they reacted this way.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@sambaron7340It can be translated as 'peace' or 'world".

[@ReddwarfIV]

​@@rageagaintstheNWO "Peace is joining the battle"

[@xzardas541]

What realy made me chucke was the scene when they find helium3 silos on the moon and instantly start blasting the shit out of each other. Genious snap back to reality moment.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Not the shoe! Jesus.

[@kecenavrtep]

"Canada joining the battle" 😂😂😂

[@FunteX]

czech's werent' even there . . . 😂😂😂 x1000

[@9999AWC]

Laughing at Canada fighting or the way they said the line?

[@kecenavrtep]

@@FunteX because we have better things to do, for example rolling a joint

[@kecenavrtep]

@@9999AWC both bro :)

[@FunteX]

@@kecenavrtep And falling flat on your ass . . . 😆

[@bananian]

This looks like a red alert cutscene.

[@BaronSengir1008]

Where's George Takei and Tim Curry when you need them?

[@ltdoc]

Is... Is that a zeppelin in space?

[@117rebel]

Superior German engineering!

[@ClockMaster_3100]

It’s exactly what it looks like

[@vldvvalentin]

Well, inflating modules are real, so, in theory, yes, we can make a space zeppelin We dont need one, but we probably can

[@ApocGuy]

@@vldvvalentin and it would be damn easy to move one, since it would weight nearly nothing...i think if they could somehow prevent damage from micro meteorites and space debris, inflatable modules would be good way to use for near earth exploration.

[@vldvvalentin]

@@ApocGuy mass is still a thing. Module itself is just a barrier (which still weights quite a lot overall) while internal parts are still pretty much heavy since you cant inflate computers, heat sinks etc. Plus internal structures to keep everything sturdy enough not to wiggle around. So, overall, while inflatable spaceships are kinda possible, pros are overshadowed by cons. Unless you build one in space.

[@erikblaas5826]

Nice touch to have "Ride of the Valkyries" as background music.. Mostly used as German airplanes are coming in for a gunfight, now used against Germans..

[@TheLemartes]

Are we going to skip the Hunger Games reference with that US commander outfit or am I confusing things again :D

[@Shadowkey392]

I think this came out before Hunger Games.

[@wei270]

@@Shadowkey392 yeah it did

[@magmat0585]

I'm just confused as to why she's dressed like a very chaste vegas stripper

[@brunocesarcerqueira2525]

​@@Shadowkey392Well remembered. That movie was before The Hunger Games. Hunger Games came later. 😊

[@AWriterWandering]

@@Shadowkey392 the first hunger games movie was in post production when it was released. Though the books had been out for several years at this point.

[@greattoast69]

Is this the new Command & Conquer Red Alert ?

[@TheChillee]

No… it’s really a classic movie

[@Leman_RUSSIAN]

I wish it was.

[@Patchuchan]

I like how most of the allied ships look like they could have came out of hardscifi like The Expanse.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

One of the last comedies that wasn't total garbage like Disaster Movie and the rest

[@miku_hoshino]

Damn the new expanse ships looking fresh asf

[@jediknight73]

Space battle is ridiculous..i ❤it😮!

[@royc9357]

US : we always break our word that’s what we do 😂

[@thanqualthehighseer]

Finland have the last laugh, they're the only ones with a ship left.

[@raymondclark1785]

Well they made the movie and probably wrote the script :)

[@HerrHeissler]

3:33 Rise of Skywalker fucking stole from this

[@МихаилРозов-ю9п]

There is an error in this movie. Mir was a peaceful space station. Almaz series and Mir 2 wasn't.

[@Leman_RUSSIAN]

Maybe it was modified.

[@teejay4034]

It is not the original one, in the movie's lore it was not removed from use permanently it was rebuild to a weaponed one.

[@epiendless1128]

"We always break (our word), this is what we do." Elsewhere, American trekkies incensed that the Federation doesn't break the Treaty of Algeron.

[@BaronSengir1008]

To be fair, the Federation is not the United States...

[@nilessnyder3308]

Don't forget the crowed funded original Iron Sky.

[@djayk9692]

The space combat resembles what we see in ‘The Expanse’

[@dragoninthewest1]

It also kind of reminds of Battlestar Galactica.

[@smilgars]

we always break our words xD

[@LawrenceLangley-k1h]

Хороший фильм. У нас его на 9 Мая показывали.. Is... Is that a zeppelin in space?.

[@xinguan2681]

3:51 is it me or that thing at the bottom right is the ISS? Edit: 2:20 Is it me, or the “Tomorrow’s exploration ship USS George W Bush” has these numerous blue thrusters that may explain why it isn’t using its Orion drive?

[@Geshiko-GuP]

It is...Who the fuck is driving the ISS into the battle?

[@xinguan2681]

According to the wiki, it’s ether had a Gatling weapon or used as a distraction or something. Maybe a joke by the movie makers. Too bad it ended up sliding up the German battleship Goterdameron

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

@@Geshiko-GuP According to the tactical display later it's the European Union.

[@xinguan2681]

@@stainlesssteelfox1 Yup

[@Gusfer-ze8lw]

this could be easily added to those "bad acting compilations"

[@morgan97475]

Right.....I think I must watch this movie.

[@Shadowkey392]

You really must.

[@konstantinbush295]

Haha. I think that this year, having joined NATO, Finland will finally arm its spaceship 🤣

[@MoonaHoshinovahololive-ID]

With Big Sniper Gun

[@marcelgrabowski5939]

And they wouldn't put lense on it.

[@avatarspirit57]

The spaceship is made by Nokia. The spaceship does not need a weapon. The spaceship IS the weapon.

[@daanvos194]

Funny but wasnt the sovjet space lazer called polyus?

[@Shadowkey392]

Yup. But this space station is Mir.

[@liammeech3702]

It was labelled MIR-2 interestingly enough

[@BaronSengir1008]

Finland didn't need to arm their ship... They have a sniper in a spacesuit on the wing taking aim...

[@ydoumus]

I know finding movie transcripts is difficult (sarcasm), but holy shit, stop enforcing poorly written subtitles onto clips.

[@hamper6511]

Fk, why not Finland?! They would have the most accurate shooting pilots like goddamn snipers😂😂

[@NexAngelus405]

I think it was meant to be self-depreciative humor as one of the movie's directors is from Finland.

[@thorveim1174]

I mean, props on they to be the ONLY country that followed the agreement I suppose :p

[@LTFC4EVER]

Better than more recent DC and Marvel CGI 😂

[@Glacussia]

Feels so Star Wars like

[@caelestigladii]

THAT is supposed to be destroyed!

[@iangreen4572]

The original movie was so much better when it was first announced and what we finally got bore little resemblence

[@youtubeaccount6294]

What changed?

[@brunocesarcerqueira2525]

​@@youtubeaccount6294 At the time of production we thought we were going to get a serious movie (given the Nazi UFO theories and other conspiracy theories in the internet craze at the time) and we got a comedy movie.

[@joeschembrie9450]

@@brunocesarcerqueira2525 I don't think it was possible to have a movie about Nazis on the Moon and NOT have it be a comedy.

[@BaronSengir1008]

​@@brunocesarcerqueira2525It was never supposed to be serious...

[@20thCentury_Turtle]

This is dumb but it's so fun! We need movies that are dumb fun again!

[@splarv]

Хороший фильм. У нас его на 9 Мая показывали.

[@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis]

Why does the commander look ridiculous.

[@B1izzardHawk]

In a 5 minute clip, this whole movie looks ridiculous

[@madcapmagician3130]

@@B1izzardHawkHonestly I don’t think the ridiculousness level drops if you watch the whole movie.

[@SebastianKaliszewski]

Watch the movie, you'll learn (this is a comedy; and she looks ridiculous because she was completely misfit for the role, since she was originally advising Mrs President on dressing trends)

[@akirawolf9828]

The movie is a comedy. I always forget that when I see the space combat scenes.

[@_martian101]

She's put there because she wants revenge, she's not even the right person to be a commander

[@ADobbin1]

What's with the peacock feathers????

[@CameraTVSpeakerTitan-r5f]

Why did Finland make spaceships for battle

[@zachcarter3186]

The subtitles are so off lol

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

first of all..bet 10 bucks ,finland being the good sport they are , provided resources for the other 'northen' countries to arm their ships a pinch extra in the same spirit like when various 'micro' nations nearby been at risk because say a giant empire wanted to make a baltic fleet base/fortress.. and all the other scandinavian nations whistled looking the other way as trading ships been packed to the brim with weapons for the local minority people to bite back hard enough to make said empire lose a limb ^^

[@TwoFistsOneHalleluja]

Of course it's Finland.

[@RandomAmerican3000]

How have I never heard of this movie?

[@epic2993]

India 2023 : we might have now

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

are there toilets on it?

[@lozo708]

​@@rageagaintstheNWO no but there is a fire place,

[@torquern.a7692]

Must be funny to watch😂😂

[@thomasgosling3038]

Spitfire joining the battle

[@brotherhoodofsteel4751]

ALL CALL SIGNS CHECK IN.

[@MountainMetal]

Never put a woman in the Captain's Chair.

[@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww]

Captain Janeway of the U.S.S. Voyager NCC-74656 would disagree with you.

[@MountainMetal]

@@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww That was fiction, just so you know.

[@johnnatandc]

:S it is so over the top that borders in ridiculous but entertaining

[@andreworiez8920]

Let's just face it.... The Fins have 4 guys in EVA suits each with a Moasin Nagant, and thats ALL they needed. Welcome to NATO fellas.... The spirit of the White Ghost lives on!!

[@uprsng44]

SLAVA ROSSIJA!

[@darthplagueis66]

It's the War Witch!

[@dr.lennartlichtenstein4298]

4:33 = u did ur job son by reporting

[@keple.r]

i think we still should give her a chance as president. she would produce even more memes than trump.

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

3:49 The nazis are gonna have WW1 flashbacks

[@jeremymacdonald6687]

seriously Dundee 01. a little patronizing dont you think.

[@theman3282]

we broke ours since that what we do..

[@siaamcapps7943]

Canada joining the battle…………we’re sorry 😞

[@KhalidKhalif-qi9xf]

That lady represents the hypocricy of america perfectly

[@Kelpie60p]

Meanwhile Poland: can to take wpie*dol to space

[@adamaroslin]

3:45 The Tardis

[@modolief]

just um .... wow! I think?

[@Geshiko-GuP]

Ofcourse the Russians put some sort of fucking ion cannon on their Starship And now they can bearly even make a T-80 Though that entrance is really epic

[@velocitymg]

Russia is designing some fantastic military hardware, the only thing is they are shit at actually making it

[@Geshiko-GuP]

@@velocitymg True, I remember the Soviet Era when they pumped those things out, Now they could only dream

[@Yawbus1976]

2012.....Twas a simpler time.

[@Leman_RUSSIAN]

​@@Geshiko-GuP not exactly. We still can, but we don't have enough money and will.

[@zenpai5998]

They translated pinko to Russian 😭😭

[@johnbradshaw2347]

Space Forces Unite.

[@gioelepichinelli7866]

*THIS IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE TRE-* the russian space ship: shut yo goofy mouth up

[@lukassgtr7104]

Somebody from Findland here? 😂

[@liammeech3702]

Mir! 🥲

[@SirGideonOfnir375]

Kinda reminds me of whats going on today, with the exception of space Nazies

[@makvande576]

What do we do about National Socialism?

[@1wing1]

i love how this is deliberately produced trash, yet reminds me of nowadays startrek and starwars which unironically thinks its cinema

[@Peter-J-King]

Pity abouit the script and the acting....

[@asahito2004]

Well well well.... Finally some of those lies are useful....😅😅

[@irishrebel374]

The balloons the balloon.s

[@backinblack03]

So bad it's good

[@iangreen4572]

The second one is way worse.

[@backinblack03]

@@iangreen4572 so I hear, haven't bothered watching it.

[@c0ntag10n]

the premise sounds so interesting but the execution is so poor

[@OdinRuZero]

I don't get why country leaders(aside USA) clapping about ship of my country? Don't get me wrong, I am just curious. Is our ship THAT impressive? I actually see this just as big space station that was converted into space vessel. Maybe somebody can explain this to me?

[@S1lverarrow]

it was the first space station built by men, many years before several countries with the help of your country were able to assemble another one. MIR was a big step of humanity in space exploration, as big as first man in space or first man landed on moon. And ppl clap simply because it is supposedly second most powerful one after the American ship in the earth fleet, and with Russian ship joining the fight they have a big chance to win this. And this movie portray USA as it is, for USA there is only USA and the rest of the world, regardless if that is first world countries or 3rd wold countries, there are all under USA. That is why USA is furious when everybody secretly built spaceship. So for other people of other countries, Russia is their big guy in none USA team, because in USA team there is only USA, USA dont let anybody in.

[@OdinRuZero]

@@S1lverarrow interesting... Спасибо за пояснение.)

[@_martian101]

@@S1lverarrow It's so sad that in the end they fight each other instead of united to fighting USA that stands alone

[@S1lverarrow]

@@_martian101 considering it was USA that basically started that fight, by claiming all resources to be their, it is even worse.

[@_martian101]

@@S1lverarrow that's my point, USA started the war against the world yet the world attacking each other without any reason, they're previously united but when USA attack them that unity breaks, kinda nonsense

[@centrist1008]

Funny? Serious. Strange

[@olegd3860]

PhWdIs7B

[@kevinboyle538]

Utterly horrid movie

[@WildApple_OP-Plays]

Nope, it is an excellent parody of politics, stereotypes, western life etc. Oh, and Nazis. 😁😉