Im 58 and still playing a lot of games including 3 years of Tarkov. Watching you and Hex has made me realize age has nothing to do with sucking.
@groffyy72083 ай бұрын
Some people just refuse to improve, and I don't get why
@schloany44793 ай бұрын
@@groffyy7208 Some people just don't understand basic video game shit idk. Lack of situational awareness in video games but fine in real life apparently, I don't get it but it's common
@larswho21543 ай бұрын
Why all the hate lol
@groffyy72083 ай бұрын
@@larswho2154 how is that hateful in any way?
@Surms413 ай бұрын
@@schloany4479 Those are the same ones that don't know they drive badly.
@bbbbbbblak33 ай бұрын
The views better not be dropping. I've honestly looked more forward to zero to hero runs with Aqua than most youtube content in general. I open youtube every afternoon praying there is another video out. I don't like using twitch so this is the best I can get so please keep making the silly "i dont have a peepee" content. Aqua content is at its peak when you have a "task" that you are fully determined to achieve. Whether its this zero to hero, getting kappa, or even just opening card packs for your imaginary shop. keep it up ❤
@FacePunchSammich3 ай бұрын
Twitch is honestly a trash platform. The ads are absolutely ridiculous and you can’t rewind to see what you missed while ads played. Don’t get why/how people prefer it
@xXxNECROMONGERxXx3 ай бұрын
@@FacePunchSammich6 dollars a month
@grey-god3 ай бұрын
Ive been watching these religiously. I look forward to them everyday too lol
@grey-god3 ай бұрын
@@FacePunchSammichTweaking
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq3 ай бұрын
How could anyone enjoy watching Aqua get bodied over and over again.
@TalkingToFounders3 ай бұрын
bro, it's quite simple. After you pee, you reach down there and press your taint up towards your body. The last few drips are gonna shoot out like a squirt gun. You'll be free from drips for life. I'm 40. You're welcome. You now have a duty to pass this one when the time comes.
@roachdoggjr92623 ай бұрын
I was typing this out until I saw your comment. Listen to the man, Aqua.
@junk1ek1tty3 ай бұрын
Getting old sucks man. I remember when Aqua and Sam were talking about how they used to be able to piss over the roof of a car and now…😢 biggest uncle Rico moment ever.
@grand_nic76863 ай бұрын
This is one of the few times where I’m glad to be a girl, I don’t have to deal with this.
@larswho21543 ай бұрын
DrippyFPS
@azkrouzreimertz97843 ай бұрын
This is solid advice, works 10/10. Piss boy should read this.
@SNChalmerstv3 ай бұрын
Hexlooms video in 6 months is gonna go crazy fr
@SpaceMissile3 ай бұрын
@@SNChalmerstv it's going to be one of those 9-hour documentaries
@AustinAids3 ай бұрын
You fool, aqua is worth more than million views. He is an angel sent from heaven to bestow our eyes with someone enjoying games without trying harding it to ruin.
@FeaRAspecT3 ай бұрын
im harding trying it to ruin.
@DucksPullTrucks3 ай бұрын
Actually this is my favorite youtube series you have done tbh lol.
@bkm85563 ай бұрын
I'll watch these failed runs for an eternity
@mocaman993 ай бұрын
Cheers for the vid Aqua and team. Very much enjoying watching you and Hex suffer for our entertainment :)
@Dave420693 ай бұрын
6:35 NO DEVIL WOULD HAVE SUCH A GOOFY cute laugh i love aqua
@guppo263 ай бұрын
"I can only last like.. 20 seconds" - The Drippy lord
@austinsloan76073 ай бұрын
@1:15 thank you for addressing this important issue
@BarenoftheGutters3 ай бұрын
i could watch these forever aqua playing tarkov soothes me
@jeffersonderrickson53713 ай бұрын
Bruh, I am 40, just started gaming on a computer and I play dark and darker to relax.
@ovprin603 ай бұрын
prime aqua fps would have a million views by now
@pielabanana3 ай бұрын
15:18 whoops friendly fire "oh that was you"
@HPLovecraft-lx6yz3 ай бұрын
Aqua is somewhat like this little dude I go out with at the weekend, smoll bro, Napoleon complex. Sometimes I pray he not gonna get killed/knocked out in our raid (night out) but it always happens.
@SpaceMissile3 ай бұрын
18:20 - I have found an AK in a cop car trunk once. worth checking IMO.
@fudderwackin80043 ай бұрын
I really feel like there should be more stuff in trucks especially government vehicles
@JuDivet3 ай бұрын
Broccoli cheddar soup is where its at bois
@digibath893 ай бұрын
This ina bread bowl
@Gebraheel3 ай бұрын
"Are the views dropping?" Not mine...I actively look forward to you and Hex gaming together.
@stevensheets72173 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be sad when they finish this challenge
@Kattwinkel3 ай бұрын
Luckily for you there’s no way in hell Aqua finishes this challenge
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq3 ай бұрын
@@Kattwinkelaqua can’t even cheese it 😂. He should have just completed it when he could have went to shoreline. Dude is missing major brain cells.
@thepredator42073 ай бұрын
I am here and happy to tell you that I have enjoyed the first 5 thousand videos of Zero to Zero and I look forward to another 5k xD This shit is hilarious. My brother even called me and said these videos make him want us to get back on Tarkov LMAO. Hope you keep struggling. Sorry not Sorry xD
@jPaulSmith19943 ай бұрын
Love the Tarkov content!
@CptnSpud3 ай бұрын
only reason i still watch anything tarkov is for these videos aqua im nearly 5k hours into the game its just not fun anymore its more of a chore. Keep up the good work man x.
@editsbysouth3 ай бұрын
i love this 'series' so much that i secretly hope you never complete it and are trapped in a Sisyphean cycle for my entertainment. much love!
@wittynips17193 ай бұрын
Once the game releases the storyline quests, I feel it will revitalize Aqua’s will to learn more Tarkov
@JarrettMvM3 ай бұрын
I will watch every zero to hero youtube video until the end of time
@brkinwrx62003 ай бұрын
Aqua is hard to watch when he has a kit, its even harder when he's doing zero to hero marathon runs. love him still ❤
@gwonglesmorf3 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOU AQUA AND EDITORS
@commanderfoxtrot3 ай бұрын
Creamy mushroom with chunked mushrooms is really good soup, but my favourite is a nice steak-and-potato stew. Also, check your rifling.
@01Durhamguy3 ай бұрын
You can do it aqua! I believe in you!
@bubbafett23283 ай бұрын
No matter how much you jiggle and dance the last little drop always end up in your pants. A tale as old as time
@TuffMelon3 ай бұрын
I love these videos still, no matter what. Because it's just like every other tarkov vid Aqua makes! But he loses less stuff in these ones!
@mrniceguy91063 ай бұрын
3:30 why do i feel like evey video/stream starts with talking about poo and pee "he chat brings it up" ...yeah yeah yeah... haha
@RM-qn3ro3 ай бұрын
"I can't get it hard anymore" AquaFPS era 2024.
@bungusmcdungus1173 ай бұрын
Someone PLEASE tell me the name of the elevator-music sounding song that starts at 3:15. I used to use the song in videos I made as a kid but I forgot where its from. Its so nostalgic.
@Brittjones3 ай бұрын
I’m a decade older than you! And I flipping love it
@lolecksdeexd24233 ай бұрын
i wonder when aqua will learn that the sks is highly inaccurate without the rearsight, its sad that he keeps picking up the gun and not noticing anything different about it
@SiegeFritz3 ай бұрын
27:16 "We're gonna sit right here for a second." That area is known as "snipe me" in my crew.
@littletraveler9573 ай бұрын
I'm going to make that soup tomorrow 😋
@tehjamerz3 ай бұрын
I started tarkov at 38... is it already over for me
@riq10143 ай бұрын
nah the male body peaks ate age 65, you have many good years of gamin ahead of you
@unturnedgaming78963 ай бұрын
No play smart learn map become movement
@vishensivparsad3 ай бұрын
I wont mind another 24 videos of marathon
@bigsmoke83053 ай бұрын
I was interested the first couple of runs like a month ago but now it’s getting insane. I surely could never do it either though
@m.c.b.20223 ай бұрын
I hope general Sam is safe in Florida during this hurricane
@clean04si3 ай бұрын
Hex randomly singing Man of constant sorrow?? lol
@Jareskii3 ай бұрын
Aqua knows Johnny Hamchek lmfao. I know for sure Aqua keeps his 6 and a half foot chains on him in case balboney hits him up
@Systemofapronoun3 ай бұрын
Time to Ol Yeller Aqua
@dmtaboo_truth70523 ай бұрын
Did they brighten up Factory? It looks way less dark
@a_catfish51803 ай бұрын
Might be his settings with postfx and what not
@gorandanis1013 ай бұрын
Shartlord isnt even capable to piss properly let alone finish this challenge
@MrTotskey2 ай бұрын
Love your vids, drippy. 😉
@notsoder3 ай бұрын
Hex is probably one of balbonis guys stopping you from completing this challenge.
The dribble is real 😂 I'm 28 and it's already happening lol 😅
@AndrewSlacks3 ай бұрын
That first deal was heartbreaking
@PlasmaOne3 ай бұрын
Bro hexloom just LOCKS DOWN the angle even if hes in a bad position Then accuses you of "running away" to reposition lol
@subliminalfreedom3 ай бұрын
Im here to commentate on your playing 😂
@amberite36633 ай бұрын
HI
@andrewbrown62793 ай бұрын
im going to make French onion soup tomorrow
@BHEPPA3 ай бұрын
Hex should listen to Wheeler Walker Jr.
@stephenpine24483 ай бұрын
Hexloom is a sweetie. What a nice guy.
@carteryonker61963 ай бұрын
French onion soup busts DOWN
@tehjamerz3 ай бұрын
Shit slaps, that bread in the soup ytho HNHGGGH
@EnderGraff13 ай бұрын
Was aqua carrying deagle ammo that whole time? Lol
@oldjimproductions17443 ай бұрын
Johnny Paycheck Man's man
@Enjaga3 ай бұрын
all that in the first minute 0_0
@mushroomdj7223 ай бұрын
Chicken Noodle
@GTR243 ай бұрын
What's the significance of the Fat Tire T-shirt
@TapthatZhopa3 ай бұрын
GD Factory 😮
@deadweight5033 ай бұрын
I'm older than you Aqua. Don't let your chat gaslight you. That's Omid and ZChum's job.
@SpaceMissile3 ай бұрын
well, we opened up with piss, but not poop so I guess that's a step in the right direction. (y'know, the direction of _not talking about bodily functions.)_ (PS: despite all my complaints, my views are not dropping. 👌)
@TheKipOfMud3 ай бұрын
18th baby! Aqua makes me wheet
@shampp54113 ай бұрын
Naw man this whole thing has been great content.
@johnjohn15863 ай бұрын
Creamy tomato basil soup is much better than french onion soup
@jeremymorgan91713 ай бұрын
He's too old to pee right, but he's not too old to Tarkov.
@tacticalwookiee74763 ай бұрын
It's always toilet talk at the start. Literally lol
@Blaze_XIII3 ай бұрын
This is the run! I know it!
@Blaze_XIII3 ай бұрын
No sweat boys! you got it on the next one!
@aidanstommel32652 ай бұрын
Johnny Paycheck mentioned
@Blorkion643 ай бұрын
Senor Agua 🎉
@fallenisballin46693 ай бұрын
Ayyyye I'm commenting here Edit: French onion soup is good
@Malpaise_Legate3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, Johnny Paycheck is great.
@JamesWilliams-sn8uh3 ай бұрын
I miss the Aqua Rust days…
@gurisu77143 ай бұрын
Is it intentional or something that every clip at 0-3 min aqua always talks about piss or poop ?
@kalebpolitte1883 ай бұрын
why does he always stand in the left of the elevator?
@galidroo3 ай бұрын
i paused and had to listen to some Johnny Paycheck
@peanutassaulted59843 ай бұрын
i am fine watching 3 hours video of hex tho
@ashenwuss16513 ай бұрын
I'm 33 this November. I'm not as old as you are old-old, Aqua. Bless your heart. Edit: I see what you mean about extra being there when done peeing. I thought you meant it just happens. I think I assumed that because you also said you shard yourself every 4 years or some crap
@d_deli3 ай бұрын
broccoli cheddar.
@Whytho20003 ай бұрын
Broccoli Cheddar soup is S tier, French Onion is A tier.
@toads8593 ай бұрын
Gout lord
@Surmise_This3 ай бұрын
🎉 Identifying SJ6 at this point in The Wipe 🎉 😂
@OmgThatsBoBo3 ай бұрын
Another 2 weeks of 14 hours work days and wadda you know. Here I am again with my ryebread watching Aqua try to do this damn challenge.
@jeremy66473 ай бұрын
is that sam guy alive
@nicalicanri3 ай бұрын
Gamer!!!
@flcivic75453 ай бұрын
Unsub button looking nice when I see the member only videos.
@benatkins22153 ай бұрын
Honestly go get a real good celeriac soup down ya!
@paulhartzer103 ай бұрын
Aqua real shit I‘m a registered nurse and 4th year med student and thats prime symptoms of benign prostate hyperplasia. Just go get it checked out because youre way too young for that.
@haroldnoss81423 ай бұрын
Just shake it like it owes you money.
@Ko7aK3 ай бұрын
Neuralink will have Active Piss Controll. No worries, old man
@eastonkolk28243 ай бұрын
ayo 1st comment for the loot lord
@Harleyboi3 ай бұрын
any other soup then french onion is better
@diederikveldhuizen40143 ай бұрын
Wtf your just out of your diapers wa da duck, Mr druppie is a pretty good new nickname haha you know or Mr aqua drip drop
@matkomatko16523 ай бұрын
tarkov is getting too old for us, not even close to the game it once was