Is Astarion gay or European? [Baldur's Gate 3]

[@RiveroftheWither]

Wow, some people are taking this way way WAY too seriously 😂. Its a Broadway song guys, relax.

[@Schwitzmaul]

The problem is the joke is made by americans and they shold better be silent. Better Gay then american. Clean your own country util then stop making jokes about the world like your better. Or do it on and greater the hate a lot of peopel and countries have for u. Have a nice day

[@vincentalexander4603]

I love this song lol

[@RiveroftheWither]

@@vincentalexander4603 Avenue Q is one of my favorite Broadway comedy shows

[@mockeri7523]

As a bi European I love it lmfao

[@AverageShadowheartEnjoyer]

​@@SchwitzmaulDude chill out, I'm european and I was not offended by this one bit. Learn to laugh at yourself a bit, you'll be making yourself a favor. Yes, stereotypes are wrong, but this here is harmless

[@bluenette4696]

The look on my face when I realized exactly where Gale was gonna be when he wasn't the one singing 💅

[@Chiaeryn]

I hoped people would have that reaction, BLOODWEAVE FOREVER

[@nicole_the_nerd]

I didn't even realize he was missing 😂😅

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@drunkcaptain2478]

​@@ChiaerynSCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[@kaycings9844]

The way I was like “Gale was in the thumbnail but not the WAIT”

[@Kleineganz]

I think Neil Newbon would get a really big laugh from this if he ever sees it. I hope he does!

[@Chiaeryn]

That would make me the happiest person alive

[@grayhatjen5924]

I mean, it's Legally Blonde and BG3. It is perfection. Also, I totally cocked my head at the confused "Huh". IYKYK

[@Kleineganz]

@@grayhatjen5924 The last video like this that was also pretty close to perfect featured Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age: Inquisition. The only thing that made the Dorian video fit even better to the song is the fact that Dorian has a beautifully natural tan. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGfMm6iFmcd8jJI

[@brulibra]

​@Kleineganz aaah just made my day this video, thanks for reminding me of this one

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@songbird6414]

The funniest part of this is the implication of Wyll and Shadowheart gossiping over their camp mates which is not a thought that would have crossed my mind ever before but it WORKS SO WELL

[@Chiaeryn]

THEY DEFFO DO THAT

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@alexdiaz155]

They quote smut Wyll’s dad read if you bring them to act 3 with you while exploring the city, so it’s completely on brand.

[@Jimmybob1218]

I’ve been playing with those two a lot recently and they always seem to say something while walking around act 3

[@the_well-known_stranger2275]

They are the two I leave at camp most

[@thecatinthehatwithabat9903]

Every single fandom has to have their own version of this

[@Chiaeryn]

It's an evergreen meme 😆

[@MilkPudding]

Of course, nothing has a fandom until this song is used.

[@joefloggg3257]

Look up Sylvando: Gay or European It's a Dragon Quest 11 parody

[@Alvaro89Rus]

Dorian

[@cauticaluka4261]

What about the musical haters fandom

[@titaniumtears615]

The irony of Astarion’s obsession with Wyll and Wyll being the one here claiming he’s straight is KILLING me 💀

[@GayHairDay]

Lol on one playthrough I couldn’t get astarion to smash but for some reason it let me bring him over to will and they kissed tho????

[@GokuPalmeirense]

But actually no one is Straight in Bg 3 😂

[@glowxo5217]

@@GayHairDaybro WHAT how the fuck do you get this to happen I need to see this

[@mageytodd659]

WHAT@@GayHairDay

[@eesamees]

@@GayHairDayPLEASE, DO ELABORATE

[@artful_alicat]

I love that every single fandom, new or old, has had their version of this. A truly timeless meme

[@Kivdasato]

I love this video. Every fandom get at least one person making an edit to this one, yours is probably my all time favourite

[@Chiaeryn]

Awwwwwwwww, you just made me cry, thank you so much 🤧💖💖💖

[@chantinoire]

By now I feel like FF7 is the only fandom I'm in that I have not seen such an edit for and I will die mad about it 🤣 (got no editing skills myself, maybe I should learn)

[@aHumanBeing97]

@@chantinoirethey don’t have to be good editing skills as long as you’re happy with what you did!

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@bernardoheusi6146]

I was expecting Dark Urge in place of Gale lol

[@satsudead]

Putting Gortash in there was fucking genieus XD

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you! I laughed when I had that idea, I'm happy somebody else appreciate it!

[@LavastormSW]

@@ChiaerynI laughed so hard at that part omg

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@MoonyMoonzzi]

The Fey comment here is particularly hilarious considering he’s a high elf lmao

[@fishraposo7192]

This song matches BG3 way too well

[@aslantac7385]

Gale and this voice are a perfect match somehow. Well done

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you! I think so too!🥰🥰🥰

[@merenwen4495]

LOVE that Gale was the boyfriend. That ‘you were not yesterday’ had me in stitches. Really great job!

[@Chiaeryn]

Bloodweave forever! And thank you! ♥😭

[@KenzieKaddl]

i love that "every guy at work" is just gortash, made me chuckle lmao

[@RychaardRyder]

I was like, where the puppy boy gale AND THE SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN HE POPPED UP JESUS I WISH THOSE TWO NPCs COULD BE MADE TO ROMANCE EACH OTHER CAUSE WILD TRAUMA ASTARION AND GOOD BOY GALE IS CHEFS KISS

[@Chiaeryn]

THEY ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER

[@RychaardRyder]

note, I watched a play through of the game and you can romance them together if you want to! thank you Larian studios!

[@BillieChaosCat]

I'm currently streaming an Astarion play through and I'm planning on romancing Gale. ;)

[@samf.s.7731]

​@RychaardRyder yeah, I'm pretty sure you can make everybody romance everybody else in this game... It's like Larian thought to themselves, you know what would be great? If we provide the fanfiction for this game too! I mean, you're gonna play it for like 80 hours, and the romance parts will probably be somewhere around 25 minutes for all the scenes and unique dialogue, it's nothing compared to how much time you'll spend actually playing the game... But it tells you a lot about the developers, that they're invested in the game the same way your average internet dwelling fan is.

[@kayleighbrown459]

Can you imagine them living together. Like....my god. The bickering.

[@leleigh6338]

Karlach’s line is so true to her oh my god😂

[@Chiaeryn]

She simps

[@arraelle7453]

I am French and I absolutely laughed my ass out at this. Had no idea being european could end up to this questions xD What a time to live in xD Thank you world

[@Chiaeryn]

I had no idea too until I watched this musical! 😂

[@DieGurke_]

you gay frech are the reason why people think this

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

I am Italian and this had me in stitches too... ... also questioning some american points of view on both continents and sexuality, tbh 😅

[@moonday_moonday2363]

I have to say us Europeans (et en particulier nous les français) we look very gay 😂

[@DieGurke_]

@@moonday_moonday2363 only france look gay because they are gay

[@IBeMelissa]

Hilarious knowing he's actually Pan 😂same as pretty much everyone in the game including yourself.

[@sylverscale]

Same as meeee. And I'm European. 🤣

[@BlueSky-my7rq]

no one in the game is pan as long as you don't play a lgbtq character.

[@Arcticstorm-]

​​@@BlueSky-my7rqthat wouldn't change that he swings both ways its just that he found a girl this time

[@pruje]

It took away from the game for me. And I'm gay. I am definitely pro-woke, but this is over the top. Not every single character needs to be Pan. I still like the game. But I think Cyberpunk got it right. They show a lot of diversity without beating you over the head with it in every single romantic scene. Judy is gay, and not Bi or Straight. Panam is straight, and not Bi or Gay. Baldur's Gate should have done something similar.

[@psoma_brufd]

@@pruje it's probably more the devs, actors and writers wanting some of it but then not wanting to limit player choice based on the gender they chose. There may be some other canonical sexualities to the party characters and plenty of hetero NPC's in the game.

[@trishtank]

imagine looking for walkthroughs cause you are stuck on quests and magically end up on... this.

[@Chiaeryn]

oops 😸

[@bruhdudeguyman]

English accent? European! Pansexual? LGBT! He's therefore *technically* both

[@Chiaeryn]

Exactly!

[@n1gtwhisper158]

Well yeah that's what the song is

[@FreakyFriday-pr9wg]

They’re all British or Scottish or Irish POINT IS they’re all european

[@jamierooney455]

He’s bisexual

[@SeriousDragonify]

Pan doesn't exist. It's made up by brainless losers who never finished the university of biology. There's only one what god made and the planet wouldn't be populated if these brainlets tried to produce with the rock.

[@silverglass8413]

I've seen this audio clip used for so many other fandoms, but this, this was PERFECT! It fit so well and I'm dying of laughter. Thank you!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much! 😭♥

[@Peachykimia]

Gay or european is my roman empire of edits. I will always click 😭

[@Chiaeryn]

SAME

[@CreeperSlayer485]

It was only a matter of time before this edit was made! It's like a prophecy for every fandom lol

[@Chiaeryn]

I was waiting for it but nobody made it, so I had to!

[@KnivesNIN]

This fits almost too well. Great work!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much, you made my day! ❤️❤️

[@kinnkitz8011]

just me imagining my Tiefling Tav popping up mid song and screaming "HE CLEARLY SWINGS EITHER WAY!" hahaha :P

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

My half-elf bard Tav is singing along for the fun of it, happy that the party members (especially Lae'zel and Shadowheart) are getting along well, despite knowing dam well your Tav is right.

[@piedpiper814]

WHY DOES GALE SINGING THAT PART ACTUALLY WORK LMAOSKS, this is my favourite version of the meme

[@embreis2257]

Gale's voice actor has impeccable pronunciation and enunciation while Gale himself is a learned character using very elaborate vocabulary more often than not. Carlos on the other hand...

[@LadyPhoenix222]

I think someone cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Chiaeryn]

❤

[@smolmellows3089]

this just unlocked a core memory in my brain on a fandom i used to be in and seeing this edit now just made both my inner child and stress induced adult self whole again

[@vesselrae]

THE TRADITION CONTINUES!! XD Love seeing this musical be brought into fandoms- Love this XXD I hope if Neil sees this he loves it!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you!!! ♥I would literally cried if he did

[@vivalaoop]

THAT feels so strangly organic to the original! 🤣 I actually wouldn't mind to see this musical in game itself, except maybe with little changes like "baldurian" instead of "european".

[@Chiaeryn]

My biggest dream is to have the voice actors sing this ❤😭

[@vivalaoop]

@@Chiaeryn absolutely 😫

[@faolanrune5734]

I have no words. this was amazing in every way. Astarion in a kilt is something I didn't know I needed

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much!!😭♥ Why does he look so hot in a kilt

[@JMOlsen_]

Full elves don't have any facial or body hair. Halsin has body hair because he is a werebear, so a very rare exception. Astarion is noble-born and a high elf, which explains the overall esthetics and dress sense.

[@Chiaeryn]

I know, it's just a meme 😂

[@samf.s.7731]

I mean, he has a very specific job... One that requires he looks and acts a certain way. I am not going to pretend that the bear scene is something he wouldn't actually go through, you see he doesn't have much of a choice. 😑

[@elenalizabeth]

I thought he was just a Druid that could wildshape? He even jokes maybe he had a half-orc ancestor somewhere and that’s why he is a buff elf 🤔

[@Werevampiwolf]

​@elenalizabeth the short version is that he is officially just an elf druid that can wildshape. However, his inability to control his bear form, and only his bear form, is practically unheard of for druids. Also, there was a werewolf companion named Helia who was planned and then canceled, and parts of her character (like struggling to control the beast) were folded into Halsin when it was decided to make him an actual companion and not just a temporary one. Also, it is entirely possible within lore to be a werebear and not know it (usually by being born one, or turned at a very young age and your parents just never told you). Werebears are also one of the few werebeasts with a default Good alignment, like Halsin, and werebears often become druids (in part due to druids also defaulting to Good alignment and because werebears tends to be good at nature stuff, and druids tend to be a lot more accustomed a person who turns into animals than the average rando) So tl:dr, he's not officially a Werebear, but there's strong evidence that he could be and not know it, and he was likely intended to be a Werebeast at some point in development.

[@TheCoffeeCat]

He has to be appealing to all people, or else Cazador would never get his 7,000 souls! 😅

[@nuyabuisness7526]

For those that don't know the song is from Legally Blonde, it's actually a pretty good comedy musical.

[@merenwen4495]

I dare to say the musical is better than the movie

[@DanielHawn]

Much appreciated, was a little lost

[@BEHodge1]

@@merenwen4495Oh 100%. I directed/music directed this show coming out of the pandemic. I largely chose it because it was a light and fun show to help break out of the funk of a year of isolation. It wasn’t until we got into production that I realized how actually GOOD the show is. The music is far better than it has any right to be and while not a deep show it’s a lot of fun.

[@DarthJacobi]

@@merenwen4495it’s definitely better than the movie, the stage show is a blast

[@itsAmonder]

​@@merenwen4495it's not a very crazy thing to say

[@ajente2o254]

Good to know old traditions are still strong A fandom isn't a fandom without this song

[@bluelenaeevee2053]

This video deserves soooo many more views!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much, I put my heart into it so it means a lot 💘💘

[@mintkasa]

karlachs lines are so accurate lmao

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you! 😭♥

[@Fragmented_Mask]

Right?? Cracked up at the "Free at 8 on Saturday" line, when she legit in game talks about wanting to smash that 😂

[@dragongirl1139]

astarion are you gay or european? "yes"

[@dragongirl1139]

yes im fully awear he is pan for anyone bouta ocme here and correct me

[@puddinfreeky]

"you werent yesterday" ISGNHRISGHNS HAD ME ON THE FLOOOR

[@Chiaeryn]

Gale knows 😏

[@snowshower4415]

Ah yes. Time old classic. Sit down, audience. Bring on the popcorn and enjoy the timeless classic

[@kaylaures720]

2015 fandom era coming back I love it

[@Peytoneileen]

My favorite musical plus my favorite game? SUCH a weird, niche crossover and I LOVE IT

[@icetide9411]

They should've known, when Tav lets people join the club they have to sign the "Anyone is pretty hot" pact. It's mandatory

[@Yusis-o7d]

LMAO it's been too long since I first heard this song! Your editing is absolutely top notch!

[@calamitara]

The mere thought of Lae'zel singing `her´ part in this cracks me up so bad, THE PICTURE IN MY MIND, I CAN NOT! especially the " damn it" for some reason Edit: I think its just the mental image of Lae'zel being nosy and a gossip😄

[@Chiaeryn]

Her and Shadowheart are definetly gossiping around the camp all the time!

[@NYJFlybyKnight]

Hehehe you said nosy, about Lae’zel… hehehe

[@keryxnarthex8838]

FINALLY SOMEONE MADE THIS OMG!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

[@shibernyan2009]

"But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday" - das me!!!🤣 This whole thing is so accurate, but let's be honest, the man's clearly European and bi.😌

[@tacticaltoad1104]

So, just a vampire 🧛‍♂️

[@Jim-Bagel]

He also ate rats so I guess he’s a rat eater

[@mauser98kar]

I should have expected this song used for BG3 clip. And yet somehow it caught me by surprise.

[@WoolCat5]

me, about a minute in: hey where’s gal- OH I KNOW WHERE HE’S GONNA BE

[@Chiaeryn]

Oh yes, you definetely know it😎Bloodweave forever!

[@krose6451]

I cant properly express the joy this brought me. Thanks. I needed the smile.

[@Chiaeryn]

That is very sweet, I'm glad it made you smile♥

[@kdandsheela]

The mashup I never knew I needed

[@guardianv5846]

Based on the bear scene in all the previews, I'd say Canadian.

[@ashareeoo]

The editing is top tier omg

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much😭♥

[@TuffLP]

Karlach having seen the smirk at work on Gortash is perfect.

[@maqima]

every fandom I enter has one of these, and I have to watch it every time

[@Chiaeryn]

Same!

[@fettbub92]

I made this joke with my friends at launch. I'm glad someone else noticed.

[@AverageShadowheartEnjoyer]

My god, I'm in awe, this is so well edited LMAO All the voices match perfectly with the characters, their faces, this is amazing, thank you so much for this edit

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much, I'm glad you think so! 🥰😭

[@dantederi5062]

Gale not stuffing his mouth with a bunch of magical shoes every 5 minutes? Impossible!

[@Argennon]

I was in this show earlier this year as Callahan! Love the video, it's very well made :)

[@Chiaeryn]

Wow, cool! And thank you so much! ❤😭

[@Lazarus1095]

I haven't heard call & response done this well since the days of Queen!

[@OverlordMalarkey]

It would be awesome if the bg3 cast did an reenactment of this

[@Chiaeryn]

My biggest dream

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@Chiaeryn in character and costume too

[@Chiaeryn]

Yes please!@@OverlordMalarkey

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@Chiaeryn I have an idea for another video like this, the lads of BG3 do Men in Tights

[@leohunter801]

Loved the original it was fantastic, but I love this version so much more, especially the bits that have Halsin saying extra stuff, my favorite is when he said, "It's against nature" when the song went on about his chest being waxed

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much! ♥😭 I'm glad somebody notices and likes the little lines I added ♥😭

[@home3248]

Legally Baldur's Gate: The Musical.

[@mermidion7552]

Really really good ,, i enjoyed it alot. Personally. Maybe i would have made Gale the older Attorney, Wyll the one who tricks Astarion into Revealing and Halsim the lover of Astarion. (and maybe even used the Infamous Bear-pic for the "you were not yesterday" line) Sadly i lack the knowledge and talent to make such nice videos. 😅

[@Chiaeryn]

I made Gale as the boyfriend because I am a huge Bloodweave supporter xD

[@施政宏-c6r]

I was just searching for a walkthrough and this popped up. LOL

[@ZoeBateman]

bloodweave enjoyers eating good with this one

[@Chiaeryn]

Bloodweave forever!

[@dalimillazan2877]

Damn, this is absolutely amzing! :D Enjoyed the hell out of it, thank you so much for this :)

[@justpette1503]

What the fuck did I watch. I want more.

[@CresentMoonVideos]

It's the "hooray" for me

[@manfredkemper1936]

damn this was fun to watch. but all jokes aside. Astarion could also just be very flamboyant. the way he talks, how he gestures: flamboyant would be most fitting. after all some people just love to flounce like they own the place... and the people and astarion hits me as that kind of guy

[@embreis2257]

hypnotic accent, silky translucent socks, wearing perfume, fey: a stylish European

[@Smallsisplaying]

The title earned you a like

[@TheCoffeeCat]

This is a gift, you know? I won't forget it. And I just subscribed. A work of genius indeed. 😂😂😂😂

[@Chiaeryn]

AAAAAAAAAAAA thank you so much it means a lot! ~ 🥰😭 The Astarion quote is top notch!

[@TheCoffeeCat]

@@Chiaeryn 😊☕🤎

[@mqfii8992]

No fanbase Is complete until the Gay or European version drops. Well done.

[@Chiaeryn]

I think the same! And since nobody made it yet I had to do it! Thank you! ♥

[@jellybean_91]

I am so, so, SO happy that this exists. Thank you! You are truly doing the lord's work ;)

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much

[@hyerinlee9177]

This is absolute gold

[@Itariatan]

So happy to see people still making these edits, good job haha

[@samf.s.7731]

Agreed 👏👏👏👏 I didn't even know there was a Legally Blonde musical. Also, gay or European? That's genius.

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank youuuu 😭♥

[@maggieswaters]

This was the best thing I have seen all day. Thank you

[@Chiaeryn]

AAAAA thank you so much ♥😭

[@naniengine]

Since five long rests 😆The puns are great! Also, a well-made video!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you!! 😭♥I'm glad somebody noticed the change of lyrics XD

[@josephherbert7972]

Maybe one of the most incredible things I've seen on this app.

[@Mistardmuster]

oh my god it's Dorian all over again

[@Blurgamer17]

At least the sassy, murderous Tevinter Archon-to-be is open about it. 😂

[@Zaynethegachatuber]

okay buy i can imagine them all of them doing this if Tav leaves them all at the camp alone 😂

[@lauxo36]

If Gale comes in as the boyfriend I’m going to CRY laughing

[@lauxo36]

update: I am crying laughing

[@Chiaeryn]

BLOODWEAVE@@lauxo36

[@lauxo36]

@@Chiaeryn BEST BOYS ❤️

[@rayclawicefire2503]

We all knew where this was going and we stayed anyways

[@ugnyteces]

Amazing 😂😂😂 love dragon age one, this one is amazing too!

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much! ❤️

[@Hadrows]

darling i thought you'd never ask

[@sauhjo]

I had no idea I was clicking on a musical number, but I was pleasantly surprised. unashamed to say I watched the whole damn thing and enjoyed every second of it.

[@Chiaeryn]

Thank you so much! ❤😭

[@rommdan2716]

BG3 fandom has finally graduated! Congratulations!!

[@thibs2837]

I'm french and this is absolutely hilarious. Its cool to make fun of each others stereotypes 🤣

[@thefriendlynerighbourhoodc7697]

I knew someone would have made this

[@AverageShadowheartEnjoyer]

I'M DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER

[@Chiaeryn]

AAAAAAAAA THANK YOUUU 🥰😭

[@AverageShadowheartEnjoyer]

@@Chiaeryn I endend up posting this video on BG3's subreddit (giving the credits to you of course) if thats ok 😭 and the post is kinda big now. Just saying in case you'd like to share more of your videos there

[@Chiaeryn]

Oh my god! Thank you so much for sharing it on reddit!!!!! You just made my day!!!@@AverageShadowheartEnjoyer

[@ravenmasters2467]

This is hilarious. There was an actor when i was a kid in the 70's called 'Kenneth Williams' who starred in comedies (any Brit will know the 'Carry On...' movies). I always thought he was just upper-class, 'posh', until my older brother said that no, hes totally gay. i stii cant see it. i could never unsee him just being refined and well-educated. but yeah i guess he was as camp as a row of tents. this is a very similar concept, and with the BG3/Astarion edit its brilliant, thankyou. To me Astarion has that same air about him that Kenneth Williams had... refined, well-spoken, educated... or just completely gay? RIP Kenneth my childhood fav.

[@stanislav_5312]

Masterpiece. A game truly worth game of the year award XD

[@Dtv8564]

The line between both blurs with every passing day

[@angelstarlight6030]

Aaaahahahahahahahahahaha i've not laughed so hard EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great vid 10/10, oh and am a pansexual Brit sooo technically european

[@caydenmaletsky3453]

Kicking my feet and smiling and everything

[@Chiaeryn]

❤😭

[@layonduff]

Everyone is gay in BG3 if you try hard enough

[@morganmontgomery5686]

I never thought I’d see my love for legally blonde the musical and bg3 in a KZbin video wow

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

No fandom is a real fandom unless they have a "Gay or European" video. Thank you for your service.

[@Blackdrama20]

Upcoming Disney songs be like:

[@burnedpotatoes720]

Gay or Baldurian LMAO

[@Chiaeryn]

BOTH

[@Blurgamer17]

_Yes_

[@MarcelScars]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

[@Chiaeryn]

Awwwwwww that's so nice thank youuuuu ♥😭

[@RychaardRyder]

SWEETEST BABY IS PALE CAUSE HE TRUST IN THE GODS OF SPF50 he ain't getting no wrinkles or skin cancer anytime babes he PROTECTED THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE SKIN REGIMEN

[@kamonohasheesh]

I, too, headcanon him having a luxe, complex, and extensive skincare regimen lol