Is Kiara Takanashi gay or European?

[@BPBegha]

Streamer anime girls mixed with a musical. What a masterpiece.

[@dashknife-edge6539]

That's... what they are meant to be XD 69 likes? Nice!

[@asdfccghvv6983]

I just expect that everyone send this video to the asacoco Review with one of holoEN girls

[@notgura9949]

Streamer anime girls = nope Vtubers = heck yeah

[@ry3za432]

If the EN girls did a cover of this song I'd absolutely lose my mind!! It fits so damn perfectly!!

[@ipanesm]

please

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

They'd need more than 5.

[@s3noi]

holomyth 3d karaoke collab when

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Just use all the characters from this. XD

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@s3noi Oh yes!

[@Pingus-Dingus]

This is the best artistic shitpost of Kiara. Ame and Calli's parts were the best as well as that ending.

[@summamaximus]

Idk I feel like Calli and Kiara's roles should be switched, I mean Calli is the one that tries to hide it xD

[@pandax5359]

@@summamaximus Ikr i think so too

[@ThatAussieSiesta]

@@pandax5359 only problem with that is that Kiara is legit European whereas I'm pretty sure Calli is an American or Canadian expatriate in Japan

[@pandax5359]

@@ThatAussieSiesta Yea but personality wise it should be the other way

[@ThatAussieSiesta]

@@pandax5359 for sure! Don't get me wrong, personality wise Calli let's it slip sometimes but she's heavily in the closet

[@johnmichaelbushman]

"Is Kiara gay or European?" .......... wait is that a trick question?

[@AstridRuna]

“why not both????!“

[@Lucaz99]

@@AstridRuna Both. Both is good.

[@AstridRuna]

@@Lucaz99 indeed, fellow chad.

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

@@Lucaz99 Support u

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

It actually was

[@absurdist_scribbler]

Every fandom needs one, and this fits Kiara so damn well

[@JmonsterNEO]

Because she’s actually both

[@NexroFTW]

365th like and it Hasn’t even been a year yet damn I haven’t made a pun ina hot minute

[@dynamicworlds1]

Idk, I get the impression that if Kiara ever set a single foot in a closet it would spontaneously combust.

[@MrBuddhaFett]

Song is accurate af, Takamori Forever

[@kilato9649]

Lmfao

[@hahayes7205]

It really is, kiara's german and she's as straight as a wet pasta

[@kilato9649]

@@hahayes7205 bassically side ways lol

[@eruno_]

Calli is straight dou

[@kilato9649]

@@eruno_ not yesterday

[@ElEscolta]

Meme art taking form. I kinda wish the girls would cover this song, that be hilarious

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

If they could animate for like a Hololive anime skit it too that would be gnarly tbh. XD

[@pokerface7531]

And it's accurate bc Germany is an European Country XD

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

@@pokerface7531 actually Austria.

[@asrielgoddard8]

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 actually australia.

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

@@asrielgoddard8 lol

[@mortified0]

When Calli didn't show up right away I knew EXACTLY what role she would take

[@MXknowsHow]

I just realized that she is the only european member of both hololive and holostars

[@mir1999]

Watson is British, isn't she?

[@angeleyes2c]

@@mir1999 Technically correct, which is of course the best kind of correct.

[@cow_tools_]

@@mir1999 She cosplays as British.

[@mathhue9830]

@@mir1999 I guess she isn't completely british but she is european

[@mathhue9830]

I didn't know Australia is in Europe

[@malcanth3481]

Using Matsuri for the "if she turns out straight" part was genius considering that she made chat her wife and made herself the husband of everyone in chat.

[@flo8104]

Well, calli is dad

[@lechonemanowk2865]

From a tweet, to a shitpost, now we wait for an animatic ;D Ps. Yes, Kiara is indeed our gay and European cat mum

[@mukhademonyo6449]

I wanna do the animatic but im sure someone will do it first

[@maikel3915]

Remind me later, I need to see an animatic

[@mukhademonyo6449]

@@maikel3915 we'll see what happens in the future

[@SF3L]

I’m just gonna sit here till someone links the animatic

[@TwilightNightGaming]

EUROPEAN CAT MOM LMAO her cats are super fuckin cute tho

[@shary0]

Me: * watching this without knowing the song.* Also me: * drinking tea* The song: "Depending on the time of day, the French goes either way." My french ass: * swallows the wrong way and spits everywhere* I swear I almost died there.

[@kyleguajardo]

Are they incorrect?

[@shary0]

@@kyleguajardo Of course they are. France is as homophobic as any western country. But it’s funny nonetheless. What makes it particularly funny to me is French indecisiveness and the fact that everything is time-dependent. But you guys probably find it funny because of the stereotypical metro-sexual French guy and the fact that French girls are more likely to wear pants than skirt. (the stereotypical "everyone wears jeans and black T-shirt regardless of gender")

[@enzomercier2789]

@@shary0 France, homophobic ? Wonder in what France are you living in, 93?

[@shary0]

@@enzomercier2789 "as" as in "no more no less". I'm not saying that France is any more homophobic than anywhere else. It's not uniform either, from the marais in Paris to your racist uncle from the country side, there is quite a gap. But you know, France is very far from being gay-friendly as in "Ah you know everyone's in France is a little bit gay" as the song seems to imply, but more like "yeah let them live, but far from my children" when it's not "kill it with fire". Also, not sure what you're trying to imply with living in 93, but I don't like it. I don't personally live there, but I know people who do. BTW, there is literally a "manif pour tous" flag hanging from a balcony in my neighborhood.

[@7shinta7]

@@shary0 Nice to see, that good guys/gals like you can laugh off such stereotypes and have fun together with everyone. It's good to see so many relaxed people in this community. :D Greetings from your eastern neighbor that's also subject to stereotypical depictions fairly often. ^^"

[@frs8990]

That Claude caught me off guard lmaoo. I was laughing the whole time, this song fits her so well, it's perfect👌

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

All those JP guests had me...

[@lionelk.y7233]

The only part that doesn't fit I 100% belevie Kiara won't ever deny Calli as anything but boyfriend

[@flopsy808]

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 oh hi

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

@@flopsy808 heya. Where you from?

[@Icetea-2000]

Based on this song, do americans think europe is only France and Italy?

[@Pedro_Echeverria]

1:16 that voice actually fits Subaru, I mean, its kinda similar lol

[@Joseru_]

Ikr I really love this choice

[@kalidesu]

If Suba spoke English yep

[@araceli3353]

Its shuba shuba but in english

[@mellokhai]

English dub

[@ParadoxAAA]

"Behold an unthinkable present" American Subaru:

[@imdcathsmeow]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[@KingMarkus222]

You know your fandom has reached culture status when it gets this parody made

[@sommeone]

TRUE

[@silverx9739]

This is one of the rare occurrences that the answer is actually both

[@nicguti]

This masterpiece should be Kiara's channel trailer

[@WhatopiaHololiveClipper]

I never heard this song before.. And I am laughing my a$$ off right now xD

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

Lucky 🍀 und OH HI WHATOPIA

[@ipanesm]

search the original musical, its great

[@yonmere]

Legally Blonde - The Musical!

[@riskvideos]

It made me think of avenue q.

[@Filcayra72]

Oh heck! What opus even noticed this ^~^

[@AshThumbsUp]

2:06 "but if she turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday" Me: Matsuri- I don't think that's how it works--

[@DougBongos]

This is EXACTLY what I hoped it would be, thank you for making it!!!

[@scawdar1907]

This song fits Kiara perfectly lol

[@tako158]

At first I was wondering why Calli wasn't there, then I quickly remembered the rest of the song and had a laugh. Nice video.

[@MegalodonKing99]

this is the first time i heard this song

[@starmy5073]

Is calli gay because I don’t know (I know kiara is)

[@aidanmorley3736]

Implying Kiara is even remotely in the closet, lmao. Amazing work.

[@youronelastbraincella7440]

PERFECTION

[@Zcee]

This video actually made me fall into the takamori rabbit hole which led me to hololive rabbit hole and now I'm obsessed thank you

[@araceli3353]

Welcome lol

[@lolda-kfpshipexaminer2797]

My life span as been extended seeing this blessing. Thank you 🙏

[@werbearjack]

Bravo! Fantastico! Live changing! I was laughing the entire time - but the Claude cameo got me real hard. Amazing work, Akka!

[@AinVill]

_"I am straight!"_ *"YOU WERE NOT YESTERDAY"* That made me laugh very hard lol

[@jhosha]

THE WAY IT FITS EVERYONE SO PERFECTLY you are a true genius, thank you for representing our gay chicken mama - sincerely, a lesbian kiara simp

[@mariaj1702]

Oh I see you are also a woman of culture

[@jhosha]

yes thank you, person with Mostima pfp

[@mariaj1702]

@@jhosha oh no problem, person with Catra pfp

[@inlean3224]

"I'm sure I'm straight" "But you were not yesterday" This. This is diamond Never had I known that English could be so beautiful

[@centersolace]

Someone call an ambulance because I am dying of laughter.

[@Lessen_]

Ame coming up when he ask if she's european, cracks me up every time

[@hemakodaaa]

"You are so gay You big parfait You flaming one-man Cabaret" The best line in any song, ever.

[@gwyn.]

4, 4, 8 syllables and rhymes (ง •_•)ง

[@stonexl]

Knew exactly where this was going when Calli hadn't shown up by the chorus.

[@velikan_demon3442]

Kiara: “IM STRAIGHT” Calli: You were not yesterday Me: *FANBOY SCREACHES*

[@s0urcl0ut]

That clip at the end had me legit in tears. This whole thing is *Chef's kiss*

[@powderphysics]

As a european, I was laughing real damn hard throughout the whole thing. An absolutely masterfully put together shitpost

[@batsybatsybats_]

As a bi man, I thank Takanashi Kiara for being the thirsty gay icon we don't see enough in media. Based. Sasuga OP.

[@Minglesmoot]

Saaaaame

[@powerd8772]

So true it’s kinda refreshing how open she is.. i hope she never changes

[@angelodescordo8455]

Yeah but... many of the Hololive girls swing that way and not just Kiara. This is the rule, not the exception.

[@AnonSeacat]

@@angelodescordo8455 I think the "thirsty" part is relevant here. Plenty hint they swing "bi", but they're not nearly so thirsty towards girls.

[@angelodescordo8455]

@@AnonSeacat I suppose she is the most open about this in HoloEN with Ame being a close second, but in Hololive as a whole she is actually beaten by Ollie who flirts with almost every girl and has acquired several "wives". And there's also Marine, Matsuri, Miko and Mel who are very open about it just to name a few.

[@utuberaptor]

I knew this fandom was missing something: musical theater nerds. Now it's perfect! I expect amazing Hamilton and Heathers mashups by next week please :)

[@ms.braveheart5171]

Why does this fit her so well lmaooo

[@Saihamaru]

if this is the result of you procrastinating.... i dunno what i'm doing right now

[@okitasouji1695]

that’s literally me rn pain-tako :(

[@1_.0._1]

" yay yay yay let's just go straight wait nevermind that Kiara can't go straight because she's European" - kiara 2021

[@akaneriyun4774]

Calli: "You are so gay you flaming one-gal cabaret!" Kiara: "I'm straight!" Calli: "You were not yesterday!" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@machinronii]

Flashback to the trip they did alone to Hokaido xD

[@kira4144]

Kiara: "I'm straight!" Calli: "so are spaghetti until they get wet"

[@machinronii]

@@kira4144 I would say that I see the roles reversed in this situation

[@kilato9649]

@@machinronii well calli isnt European and she doesnt have a sword and shield

[@tornadoandy123]

"One-gal cabaret"? That's a new one!

[@VenusTheSandman]

Subaru's voice fits perfectly

[@bea2625]

I'm speechless, this is sooooo good! thank u Akka!

[@prinzenosv1t728]

"You were not yesterday" fucking killed me

[@angelodescordo8455]

This is all really hilarious and well-done! For some reason my favorite moment is at 2:17 with Ina. It makes me chuckle every time.

[@justashrimp7594]

"Is she gay or European?" Kiara: Both, both is good

[@kurobotto893]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS ahahaha, it's perfection incarnate, thank you Akka you're the best!

[@Tiimin01]

The Matsuri part just kill me omg XD

[@alpyne4897]

This is gold. Thank you. Hope everybody and their mama (Kiara) sees this gem.

[@syaka4526]

Now this is what I called as a MEME Masterpiece due to how funnily fitting that is..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Puffleman24]

The wonderful musical piece wondering how she feels concluding with the actual Kiara singing with an out of tune ukulele about how much she loves girls is amazing xD

[@qtyqty2142]

Finally,after finding for many months for this version of gay or european ,i've finally found this treasure.

[@lenaroux]

Thank you SO MUCH, Akka! This is great, I love it. Good job *chef kiss*

[@4opamine]

this is the best thing i have ever watched.

[@schrodinger4973]

10/10 Shitpost loved it

[@SidKbra]

I've been waiting for this! no, seriously, I've been waiting for someone to make this for a long time now, thank you

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

Nice job getting noticed by the Phoenix herself lol

[@TheSilvernuke]

I missed it, did she reference this video? I'd love to see that tweet/clip.

[@s1d3r34l]

sauce

[@skingsknight6886]

Clip?

[@dinklebreg28]

How am I supposed to eat this without any sauce

[@blackjack2526]

SAUCE?!?!

[@alainaasmr9404]

"Is Kiara gay or European?" Well, we know she's gay as *fuck* for Calli. I guess the other part of the question would be, is Kiara German or Australian?

[@WinterWish23]

Neither. Kiara is from a country south of Germany that sounds like "Australia" and where the main language is German. In other words, She's European... and gay..lol.

[@wessltov]

@@WinterWish23 You mean Austria? Why did they say Australia?

[@WinterWish23]

@@wessltov Correct. Australia *wink* is a running joke on her streams. Probably because the 2 countries sound alike, and Australia is far more famous.

[@kalidesu]

@@wessltovEver seen Dumb and Dumber.

[@kilato9649]

@@kalidesu ? Sorry I'm just not a zoomer

[@Illysi]

There’s a tiny middle section of a Venn diagram that fits in the people this video is for, and it seems we’ve all found it

[@kksurfernyaaman2718]

I’m wheezing so hard I can’t breathe atsdwfgacx

[@Golth1502]

Thanks, I've been thinking about this, Kiara and this song since their second month of debut and you made it real

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Okay, but having Ina and Gura in the roles they were in was so weirdly in character

[@No-uc6fg]

The best thing about this is that she actually is gay and European, as if the song was made for her. Hmm... Amelia?

[@kilato9649]

Omfg

[@sinful5866]

I can’t even lie Marine caught me off guard lmfao

[@arcroxus3450]

Omg, finally someone made the HoloEN version, fucking thanks lol

[@eiras_1999]

Subaru fits that voice so perfectly!

[@Unova39]

Alright, pack it up, we've officially peaked as a society, there's no beating this.

[@RainbowGin]

Welp that's now the 13th time I've watched this and it's just as good as the first time

[@manuc.260]

This is so beautiful it's making me tear up, it's everything I wanted and more, thank you and GLORY TO TAKAMORI

[@delvilcrusher]

I have heard and memorized these lyrics so looking at the subtitles makes my brain stop working

[@longluuhoang8394]

I knew this day will come, thanks for bringing it here sooner.

[@samweltan3353]

This is pretty much perfect for Kiara, but I could see working on Calli too, since she's the more "closeted" one.

[@NinesVoxCh]

So many blink-and-you-miss-it moments! Absolutely wonderful

[@bahaeddinesoltana5193]

"I am straight" "You were not yesterday"

[@Gorshum]

I had no idea I needed this until I saw it in my recommendations. Then I knew I needed it more than anything! This is art. And art imitates life.

[@ruijikisu]

now we need someone from HL to cover this with your lyrics haha

[@6th_Army]

I feel like Ollie is just lurking here. I don't know why, but I can feel it. Call it Canadian intuition, but she's not dead dead yet, and she's near.

[@RoseySkye9496]

They should make this song a reality with the actual hololive members, and so the lyrics match the song. Anyways, one of the funniest videos I've seen this year 😁

[@VtuberFan404]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I loved every second of it lol.

[@opportunity-kfpairlines6716]

This is a work of art

[@Sirver]

Yesssss I knew I wasn't the only one thinking of this song! Everytime I watch a Kiara's stream I'm always humming this song.

[@HoloTWW2]

This is the best thing i ever seen in my life

[@masternate2993]

I love this so freaking much the alter subs makes it even better I would literally pay to have the girls really sing

[@lucindahavenite6999]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE IT OMG-

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Dude this should at the very least have 200k views. KZbin recommended algorytm do ya thing

[@danielcesar664]

The fact that Kiara Is the only european hololive en makes this better

[@chibired]

God this was amazing 👏👏👏 bravo with getting their parts picked perfectly

[@hahayes7205]

Someone once told me "there is no fandom without a 'is he gay or european' meme in it" and i honestly thought hololive was gonna prove him wrong

[@kilato9649]

Every one in hololive is gay smh

[@kilato9649]

@Caio Marconsin *yes* *lmfao*

[@kilato9649]

@Caio Marconsin how not

[@kilato9649]

@Caio Marconsin nigga sense when did i say I was them😕

[@kilato9649]

@Caio Marconsin do you not get the joke I made

[@AyrizHere]

I can't.. Beautiful! Amazing! Thank you so much for this video, i love it.

[@Kata_ebi]

Perfect ❤😂 and the funny thing it's fitting extremely well lmao Great job 👏👏

[@RimeyCH]

I didn't realize we could be asked trick questions!

[@Fadrieo879]

Why does this fit her so well

[@JJ-ml7pq]

The funniest part is that this song fits Kiara so well. It wouldn’t take much adaptation to make it about her.

[@madlove_makii4151]

“Im straight” “But not yesterday”

[@RyouZhan]

kiara ; 'i'm straight!' calli; ' you're not yesterday '

[@Lunchbox825]

Perfect. Spectacular. Inspiring. A cultural touchstone. 10/10

[@bilboechtste]

Thank you for making, this is too perfect