Is My Peener Big Enough - YMH Highlight

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@emoney6692
@emoney6692 2 жыл бұрын
7:08 Seeing Tom say “Oh I have good hang today”, and then cutting to the booth showing all the guys nodding and relating really made me laugh😂like a scene straight out of a comedy.
@johnmcclane2401
@johnmcclane2401 2 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@Marius-vw9hp
@Marius-vw9hp 2 жыл бұрын
" I have a good hang today" haha classic line
@JohnP74
@JohnP74 2 жыл бұрын
Yup it's almost like this is a comedy podcast... Oh wait
@jayrizzle9226
@jayrizzle9226 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that was such a dude moment too.
@xolomartinez6036
@xolomartinez6036 2 жыл бұрын
Most women complain the thing is too big and seriously very few innards go as deep as the grand canyon, mostly a few inches. So what's the big deal with size when most women can't stand to deal with something big going in them? Start looking at it from their point of view instead of boasting about some BS that doesn't matter squat!
@BiGBanGBrOx3
@BiGBanGBrOx3 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think the green beanie was an intentional choice from Enny to complete the sriracha bottle look?
@ThePapaBear15
@ThePapaBear15 2 жыл бұрын
Depending on where you get the shirt sometimes there's a green beanie that comes with it when you buy it.
@dinaussargaming5953
@dinaussargaming5953 2 жыл бұрын
Yes and he says this in the podcast.
@jeff9661
@jeff9661 2 жыл бұрын
A hundred percent
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 жыл бұрын
Green beanies are the best
@thedarcehole
@thedarcehole 2 жыл бұрын
I want to like this but it is at 69 so It must stay.
@giovanniiosue2768
@giovanniiosue2768 2 жыл бұрын
Respect for young Jamie doing the work of five people.
@L3th4LQu4rK
@L3th4LQu4rK Жыл бұрын
Young Jamie is a legend
@cameronbachman8161
@cameronbachman8161 Жыл бұрын
The girl in the back is just sitting there with her hands in her lap and I think the dude next to her is just beating off
@Dubbadizzo86
@Dubbadizzo86 2 жыл бұрын
"If I had more money, I don't even know where I'd put it!" I envy Tom's ability to come up with this crap on the fly. It's no wonder he's a professional comedian.
@tynanbarnes6506
@tynanbarnes6506 2 жыл бұрын
11/10 wit
@TeppiaxD
@TeppiaxD 2 жыл бұрын
It was such a quick RKO
@nahomseyfu1057
@nahomseyfu1057 2 жыл бұрын
The boy was quick wasn't he
@hef3281
@hef3281 2 жыл бұрын
bruh, that was effortless. get funny
@stuartmoorhead
@stuartmoorhead 2 жыл бұрын
I stopped there. End Scene. Absolute gold.
@sethgibson4155
@sethgibson4155 2 жыл бұрын
Flaccid hang is a real thing. Whenever I take hot showers and dry off, I’m always impressed with myself. However, if it’s a breezy day, it somehow takes the shape of a serrano pepper.
@gregorybenoit8526
@gregorybenoit8526 2 жыл бұрын
LOLZ facts
@juswolf22
@juswolf22 2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro u mind exchanging emails? Maybe I can see myself? I’ll send you mine too bro it got major hangtime flaccid.
@caleeldasan1382
@caleeldasan1382 2 жыл бұрын
@@juswolf22 bro what in the world
@alialkantara7487
@alialkantara7487 2 жыл бұрын
@@juswolf22 WTF
@juswolf22
@juswolf22 2 жыл бұрын
@@caleeldasan1382 bro we gotta change the narrative that as men we can’t compliment each other, starting with our wangs. If my guy is blessed I wanna see that shit and give him his props.
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all masters, and their crafts.
@driprubies2464
@driprubies2464 2 жыл бұрын
🫡
@wildesage4172
@wildesage4172 2 жыл бұрын
And also to everyone out there, doing they thing, and stuff like that.
@Mike9201984
@Mike9201984 2 жыл бұрын
Master OF their craft but whatever lol
@JefferyMillerMusic
@JefferyMillerMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if intentional, but this is a great Freemasonry joke 😂😉
@VOLCAL
@VOLCAL 2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE REAL TOPIC THEY SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON.... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).
@dreadlockbanana
@dreadlockbanana 2 жыл бұрын
This crew is so god damn funny. Thanks for making them apart of the convo
@whatdothlife4660
@whatdothlife4660 Жыл бұрын
Apart means they are seperate.
@dreadlockbanana
@dreadlockbanana Жыл бұрын
@@whatdothlife4660 when
@whatdothlife4660
@whatdothlife4660 Жыл бұрын
@@dreadlockbanana Always. A part for being part of something, apart for being seperate. It's weird and whack but hey that's English.
@dreadlockbanana
@dreadlockbanana Жыл бұрын
@@whatdothlife4660 no, when did I ask?
@whatdothlife4660
@whatdothlife4660 Жыл бұрын
@@dreadlockbanana Ignorance is bliss.
@da3m0nic_79
@da3m0nic_79 2 жыл бұрын
“If I had more money, I don’t even know where I’d put it” is one of Tom’s best quotes on YMH.
@Michael15_25
@Michael15_25 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 killed me because I knew what he’s saying and so did the rest of the dudes as they nod in agreement lmao
@AndrewWright1998
@AndrewWright1998 2 жыл бұрын
We all know exactly what he’s talking about 😂
@RT710.
@RT710. 2 жыл бұрын
We alllll did the nod
@rustyshackleford2007
@rustyshackleford2007 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was about to make this comment myself. Classic.
@Pete_Finch
@Pete_Finch 2 жыл бұрын
Did the nod before even reading this comment
@someusername121
@someusername121 2 жыл бұрын
Chicks genuinely don’t know that our dicks move and shrink and shit on their own. Seinfeld was covering it 25 years ago and still it’s a thing.
@djee4077
@djee4077 2 жыл бұрын
Right in the feels. My softie looks like I chopped off half my thumb and it just happened to land on my lil pouch of gold
@garethmorgan3665
@garethmorgan3665 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@LinkPlays247
@LinkPlays247 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@bakedbeast9043
@bakedbeast9043 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg lmao
@P-bt9xx
@P-bt9xx 4 ай бұрын
I'm 3-4 flaccid which isn't bad but it's very thin, and it's sad.
@fadew55
@fadew55 2 жыл бұрын
Penny talking bout how everyone knows everything about him, the 2 minutes later sharing way too much again lol
@gregorygellert7400
@gregorygellert7400 2 жыл бұрын
Props
@SamPanamaOfficial
@SamPanamaOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Bert stepped out of the shower one day, and LeeAnn said, "Honey, you need to diet." And Bert said, "Why? What color is it?"
@peighnesshonourchign9164
@peighnesshonourchign9164 2 жыл бұрын
The best jokes the ones that make u feel smart for figuring it out
@gitsurfer27
@gitsurfer27 2 жыл бұрын
You've got a huge IQ bro you figured that out? Cracked that code? Hacking into the mainframe my man, you gotta be at Harvard right, get em!
@donutking5186
@donutking5186 2 жыл бұрын
And then there's me fucking dumb lol
@stubert94
@stubert94 2 жыл бұрын
@@donutking5186 How many black guys?
@BertKreisinger
@BertKreisinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@gitsurfer27 when someone says hacking into the mainframe it gets me every. Single. Time. Fuckin hackerman over here figured out the joke
@winebird8952
@winebird8952 2 жыл бұрын
I am a show-er not a grower. 6” soft but 4” hard. It flexes more like a normal muscle and retracts into stiffness.
@davidfaustino4476
@davidfaustino4476 2 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@Jimmy-sb6zv
@Jimmy-sb6zv 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me your kidding
@Spicy_Italian_Sausage
@Spicy_Italian_Sausage 2 жыл бұрын
:|
@boltaurelius376
@boltaurelius376 2 жыл бұрын
The Boston Dynamadick
@paulrichardson9506
@paulrichardson9506 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@caffeineadvocate
@caffeineadvocate 2 жыл бұрын
You guys ask the important questions that I never thought of asking, and I appreciate it.
@ChristopherCraven
@ChristopherCraven 2 жыл бұрын
First clip I've seen, I really loved the balance of maturity, and immaturity.
@pureamateur649
@pureamateur649 2 жыл бұрын
I love that they make their team laugh their butts off!
@NeonYogo3d
@NeonYogo3d 2 жыл бұрын
I think that’s a laugh track 🤷
@MrAnd3rson
@MrAnd3rson 2 жыл бұрын
@@NeonYogo3d no laugh tracks that’s nadav
@Brian-jv5fd
@Brian-jv5fd 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Young Jamie is doing the job of 5 people.
@urbro2
@urbro2 2 жыл бұрын
And way better at it too, also prob a milionaire by now :)
@lejamesbron4055
@lejamesbron4055 2 жыл бұрын
I think they are kinda part of the cast too it works
@420happyhippy
@420happyhippy 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Bruno-d61
@Bruno-d61 2 ай бұрын
@urbro2 highly debatable
@Brennenm97
@Brennenm97 2 жыл бұрын
The way all the guys shake their head when tom says "I've got good hang today" lol
@ronaldmunoz2411
@ronaldmunoz2411 2 жыл бұрын
"When I was 15 year old i uses to jelk". My God this guy has lived my exact life.
@smrkdaddy6859
@smrkdaddy6859 2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious in every YMH show when something funny happens you hear nadav laughing in background cracks me up every time
@Legendairy_Angel94
@Legendairy_Angel94 2 жыл бұрын
Nah it's fucking annoying asf
@jacksondunphey2620
@jacksondunphey2620 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav’s laugh makes everything funny, laughter is contagious and you can’t change my mind
@alexeilindes7507
@alexeilindes7507 2 жыл бұрын
Its half the fuckin show
@Crazy__Canuck
@Crazy__Canuck 2 жыл бұрын
Worst comment ever.
@alexeilindes7507
@alexeilindes7507 2 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelsquirt its funny because he laughs though
@georgebee3090
@georgebee3090 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav is the best 🥰
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell it's forced half the time he laughs. People think that's funny bc Tom bullies him into it, but I think he already laughed like that and Tom gave him a reason to laugh so forcibly. Tom knew people pick up on the nervousness, thought people would see him as a bully, and ran with it.
@thelloyd87
@thelloyd87 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched YMH in a while, just listen to the podcast at work. I gotta say the artwork in the background… fantastic.
@Jeff_HellensBridge
@Jeff_HellensBridge 2 жыл бұрын
"a million ass niggas" is the coolest amount of people
@irlshrek
@irlshrek 2 жыл бұрын
This did more to my confidence than a year of therapy
@adambooth4482
@adambooth4482 2 жыл бұрын
All great podcasts almost always have a good laugher.
@loopeygoopey
@loopeygoopey 2 жыл бұрын
exterminate the bots
@infam0usP
@infam0usP 2 жыл бұрын
no shit Sherlock
@buzzybee186
@buzzybee186 2 жыл бұрын
The whole flaccid hang thing is new to me. The guys agreeing is hilarious
@jamesmcdougal2
@jamesmcdougal2 2 жыл бұрын
I have good hang today lol
@unclecreed2986
@unclecreed2986 2 жыл бұрын
It's like would you want somebody to see it when it's cold or when you a right out of the shower.
@bud389
@bud389 2 жыл бұрын
You must live in the tropics.
@stephenevans8451
@stephenevans8451 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tom’s almost spit take at 1:23
@joebrown5813
@joebrown5813 2 жыл бұрын
"Million ass fellas" we all felt that
@justsayin._.
@justsayin._. 2 жыл бұрын
Felt forced. "He said the N word. wOAh!!"
@Ic3h0rnEt14
@Ic3h0rnEt14 Жыл бұрын
The most relatable podcast highlight in the world.
@freak1sees714
@freak1sees714 2 жыл бұрын
I knew a dude who was 208cm tall and was packing so much heat he had only been with 2 girls in his life.. the rest rejected him out of pain or fear.. be careful what you wish for!
@robertgendron4683
@robertgendron4683 Жыл бұрын
“Well two children have blasted out of there” 😂😂😂 I was not expecting that.
@Wolversquall
@Wolversquall 2 жыл бұрын
Damn do they really need that many people to make a podcast
@Michael-ei5hg
@Michael-ei5hg 2 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can have a YOUNG JAMIE lol
@coreygolphenee9633
@coreygolphenee9633 2 жыл бұрын
It would be spent on taxes otherwise so I guess yeah?
@randyrandinger2026
@randyrandinger2026 2 жыл бұрын
trying to build an empire there over at ymh
@R03333
@R03333 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh they do run like 3/4 podcasts out of the building so once you get the set up you can split it across all the casts
@cameronbachman8161
@cameronbachman8161 Жыл бұрын
The girl in the back has her hands in her lap
@theathlete1903
@theathlete1903 2 жыл бұрын
Tom almost losing it made my day! 🤣
@s_t_o_n_e_77_TTV
@s_t_o_n_e_77_TTV 2 жыл бұрын
When you wake in the morning look down and go "is it really that cold in here?"
@DeLaKleve
@DeLaKleve 2 жыл бұрын
The commercials Tom was referring to was for Extenze. The commercials used to come on all the time during the day and starred NFL hall of gamer Jimmy Johnson
@xerxes9929
@xerxes9929 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 I feel like Enny just knows if he starts talking black, Tom is gonna laugh and choke on his diet cola😂😂
@user-pf6kl7ci6g
@user-pf6kl7ci6g 2 жыл бұрын
"talking black"
@MenelikTheFirst
@MenelikTheFirst 5 ай бұрын
7:10 I love that cut to all the dudes like “Yeah yeah”😂
@lukecasio9810
@lukecasio9810 2 жыл бұрын
Mommy lookin pretty fine in this ep. 50's secretary vibes
@JehBasquiat
@JehBasquiat Жыл бұрын
Lmao I think Tom's favorite word is secretly "Nigga" lmfao like it has to be lmao that reaction was just golden
@kylewheeler8772
@kylewheeler8772 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the main mommy’s, next appearance on Dr Drew. “Bladder out through cervix.”
@jeffbenzos6344
@jeffbenzos6344 2 жыл бұрын
Oh look, a little christina simp
@thomasturner8474
@thomasturner8474 Жыл бұрын
3:24 Tom's "i hear you" is comedy gold
@dannymartial7997
@dannymartial7997 2 жыл бұрын
Who's the girl in the back behind the dudes? And what's her job?
@JDPower-ej3rx
@JDPower-ej3rx 2 жыл бұрын
Security, she's there to keep the booth boys safe from Enee's massive schlong
@echostorm1996
@echostorm1996 2 жыл бұрын
Also what's her number, address, and favorite pair of panties. Ya know, just curious.
@trailblazer77
@trailblazer77 2 жыл бұрын
Listener
@Jay-sd9ye
@Jay-sd9ye 2 жыл бұрын
I'll agree with Tom. If it was magic, I'd take the inch for a 100% no problems. If there was any chance of it messing up in any way, I'd be happy to stay with what I got.
@joshmeep1058
@joshmeep1058 2 жыл бұрын
When the entire row of dudes nods because they know 😂
@FJBF1998
@FJBF1998 2 жыл бұрын
Enny catching himself saying something is the worst is hilarious lmao 8:22
@WVRLORD
@WVRLORD 2 жыл бұрын
He was beating himself up for a sec 😂
@CloudyShinobi
@CloudyShinobi 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t hear what he mumbled
@michaelroberts724
@michaelroberts724 2 жыл бұрын
That peanut line really helped my confidence!
@shawnsmith9704
@shawnsmith9704 2 жыл бұрын
The “soft flex” is in all actuality a Humble brag!
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 2 жыл бұрын
Still better name than "erectile disfunction". 👍
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 жыл бұрын
humble brag is soft flex
@pughconsulting
@pughconsulting 2 жыл бұрын
One of my Puerto Rican buds has a hog. He considers it a liability. Girls have broken up with him once they realized how large it was. Others only want to hook up because of it. Seems like fun but he says it really isn't.
@alwaysright3943
@alwaysright3943 2 жыл бұрын
I'd literally commit homicide to have that problem
@jwil4905
@jwil4905 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, still falls under "Good problem to have."
@TheRealDTV
@TheRealDTV Жыл бұрын
Aww boohoo.. “girls want to sleep with because of my massive hog “ 😒
@byzero8608
@byzero8608 2 жыл бұрын
I want a "Million Ass Niggas" shirt please
@byzero8608
@byzero8608 2 жыл бұрын
"Dick Pill City" as well
@mikepryor7467
@mikepryor7467 2 жыл бұрын
wasn’t there a march or something
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikepryor7467 They shouldve sold those shirts there
@moneymakinmatt8955
@moneymakinmatt8955 2 жыл бұрын
Send me one lol
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh I have a good hang today" - I forgot which Comedian said this but he said that's why people move to Florida, its hot and humid and this causes you to add an extra inch and a half.
@sparkinton
@sparkinton 2 жыл бұрын
So Christina’s Vageena is basically a crime scene. Nice lol.
@kledus420smith8
@kledus420smith8 2 жыл бұрын
She said its like tossing a Vienna sausage down a LARGE hallway
@Svoorhout85
@Svoorhout85 2 жыл бұрын
Childbirth really screws things up. Youre gonna feel the edges after 3 kids or more.
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
She was a dimepiece when Tom met her
@ashleyd1379
@ashleyd1379 2 жыл бұрын
Cialis does both .. on demand & makes a flaccid hang bigger. It’s a nice boost for confidence 💁🏽‍♂️
@ase-diesel-tech9930
@ase-diesel-tech9930 2 жыл бұрын
1999 there was an article in men's health that said to hang weights from it to make it bigger when flacid. I tried with what I had which was a bike lock and closed it on my junk. It pinched the skin and I realized I didn't know the combo. Still have the scar. Worst idea ever.
@moderndaybenedictarnold2097
@moderndaybenedictarnold2097 2 жыл бұрын
Hydrocortisone creme twice a day until solved
@TheRealDTV
@TheRealDTV Жыл бұрын
U used the wrong device .. it does work .. get a device that doesn’t pinch your nerves .. one with a bib .. hanging works
@Alex-jb4zy
@Alex-jb4zy 2 жыл бұрын
Hot sauce is the best
@pranc236
@pranc236 2 жыл бұрын
That should be his uniform. 😂
@meneo2075
@meneo2075 2 жыл бұрын
Sex is the best
@sarys73
@sarys73 2 жыл бұрын
Finally a channel for me. Thanks Bean
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 жыл бұрын
9:14 It took me almost till the very end of the video to realize there was a girl in the booth. Lol.
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 2 жыл бұрын
They really could have asked her.
@Yogamannn
@Yogamannn 2 жыл бұрын
Jelking does work for a better flaccid piece gave me better hang and overall girth
@on2wheels378
@on2wheels378 2 жыл бұрын
Christina talking about her roast beef sandwich was sick
@bmphil3400
@bmphil3400 2 жыл бұрын
Big Jay Oakerson said a black girls vag looks like a bologna sandwich on pumpernickel bread......
@420happyhippy
@420happyhippy 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. You mean sick like cool. Or sick like nasty. Cuz either way, that shits sick nasty!!! (Electric guitar riff in background)
@francoiswigmore5234
@francoiswigmore5234 Жыл бұрын
Love you Tom! You make my day and life a better place for the times you’re humour is perfect keep it up (excuse the pun)
@carthoughtswithdan
@carthoughtswithdan 2 жыл бұрын
We know most girls don't care but when asked, they answer like,"you know, it's not like a deal breaker or anything" that's what really hurts.
@theonefreeman17
@theonefreeman17 2 жыл бұрын
I dated a chick who'd go for black guys the majority of the time and I'm 50/50 black and white so one day I ask what she thought of mine and she said "It's juuust right" she Goldilocksed me bro, and that hurt far more than if she had just said it's not up to spec.
@andreasarbor2300
@andreasarbor2300 2 жыл бұрын
Hey bois, here is my simple trick for better hang. Overhydrate yourself. I always wondered why sometimes I hang nice and heavy and sometimes dont. At first i thought it was blood presure thing it temperature (which it is to an extent). Now i know water is the thing. Every time I go swimming or to spa I chug 1l of water or more if also thirsty. Juicy and heavy hang guaranteed.
@quesoritoandablunt
@quesoritoandablunt 2 жыл бұрын
Wow nadav really losing that weight, GO J GO!!!
@jaysav8415
@jaysav8415 2 жыл бұрын
AIDs?
@CivilizedSavage
@CivilizedSavage 2 жыл бұрын
For a better "hang" get an extention device. No doubt the best way to fix that. Use in conjunction with a Bath Mate and you're 👌
@zweihander7465
@zweihander7465 2 жыл бұрын
...the fuck did you just say to me?
@chrxs61632
@chrxs61632 Жыл бұрын
What’s a bath mate? Is it permanent?
@joshyc2006
@joshyc2006 Жыл бұрын
No, don't do it 🤣 they don't do anything and based on bullshit that's been on the Internet since I was 13. (I'm 32). You can't grow your dick, what you can do us burst capillaries, stretch the foreskin abnormally and damage the tendon or nerves. Just rock what you've got
@joshuamace358
@joshuamace358 2 жыл бұрын
"Some look like weapons" Call them Hung-Chucks
@kylewilliamson8249
@kylewilliamson8249 2 жыл бұрын
So awesome of a topic...you two are the best
@ricardovera116
@ricardovera116 2 жыл бұрын
Being exposed to porn at a young age, it definitely skewed my self perception, but even being in locker rooms and seeing super hung men, it still makes me feel inadequate. Same with my height. Idk if porn is responsible for that. I think I’d be jealous of hung dudes regardless. Comparison is just inevitable unfortunately
@ronaldmunoz2411
@ronaldmunoz2411 2 жыл бұрын
Comparison Is the killer of joy. Just be grateful for what you have.
@slimslam69
@slimslam69 2 жыл бұрын
How about you stop thinking and looking at other dudes dicks and just worry about your own?
@ricardovera116
@ricardovera116 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely have made a lot of peace with it. I think the doubts have been something I’m used to and I literally have to just laugh at the thought. It’s silly.
@VincentsVideoVisions
@VincentsVideoVisions 2 жыл бұрын
you just have to remember that the average erect penis is somewhere between 5'-6.5'. As long as you are in that range you are completely normal.
@willem9688
@willem9688 2 жыл бұрын
41 yr old male here. Don't worry about it man, it's a waste of energy worrying about something you cannot change. You're good the way you are, avoid people who challenge that fact. Be kind to yourself and others. 👍🏻
@rybaneightsix5085
@rybaneightsix5085 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 Missed opportunity for Tom: "heh you got that right"
@ryana7148
@ryana7148 2 жыл бұрын
My wife might not not care about what it looks like flaccid, but I do. It's the aesthetics. It might be a little gay, but I want something I can show off in the locker room, let everyone know who's boss.
@Supahwzrd
@Supahwzrd 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo wut the hell
@bigshrimp6458
@bigshrimp6458 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty gay you should just start topping submissive dudes lmao
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t be ashamed. Just start stroking it whilst maintaining eye contact with the biggest guy in there.
@jeffbenzos6344
@jeffbenzos6344 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigshrimp6458 sus username in regards to the initial comment. Perhaps there’s something you’d like to tell us? “Big shrimp”
@TheShadow999888
@TheShadow999888 2 жыл бұрын
on the positive side there's less risk of dick-capitation when it's flaccid
@GoodCookinAquarius
@GoodCookinAquarius 2 жыл бұрын
You know the bodybuilding forum has articles about penis enlargement and exercises... guys giving each other helpful advice about what they understand about their own bodies 👌💯
@Nofilter1976
@Nofilter1976 2 жыл бұрын
Bodybuilders? lol you mean the guys with quite possibly the smallest units in the world?
@boblully5053
@boblully5053 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t work
@BS-hv3we
@BS-hv3we 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Tom's face at 3:23 🤣
@WhatIfTheories
@WhatIfTheories 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit...Jelqing doesn't work!!
@kstutz81
@kstutz81 2 жыл бұрын
Look, I would take another inch or two (that’s what she said) but there’s no shame in my game. Nothing wrong with being aggressively medium as long as you know how to use it lol. Also, my tongue game is solid. Forget cherry stems ladies, I practice with zip ties. Construction grade. You might want to stretch first.
@TalkingThrones
@TalkingThrones 2 жыл бұрын
Weird thing to say in a comment section full of men
@abcdeeer
@abcdeeer 2 жыл бұрын
@@JK-gk5kf your whole body gonna be spazzing out
@_MOORE_1986
@_MOORE_1986 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LeonC0704
@LeonC0704 6 ай бұрын
How big are you?
@Darthyoof
@Darthyoof 2 жыл бұрын
Why is there a portrait of Sal from impractical jokers behind Tom?
@Sandolorian_official
@Sandolorian_official 2 жыл бұрын
I call the flaccid hang sport mode. 🤣
@erikreddington461
@erikreddington461 2 жыл бұрын
The podcast that says what we are all thinking, actually. Jesus Christ I love it here. Beats them Spotify goody-2-shoes in my book. Just barely though.
@mikemartin6857
@mikemartin6857 2 жыл бұрын
" God that looks delicious" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@colmashe
@colmashe 2 жыл бұрын
I already knew what jelking was and I'd like to thank Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast for that
@johnnycaposuolo3704
@johnnycaposuolo3704 2 жыл бұрын
Jelqing *
@jessebremner5209
@jessebremner5209 2 жыл бұрын
My hang is always the worst after playing sports especially hockey..its like it senses danger and goes in to hiding 😑 🤣
@Anasays92
@Anasays92 2 жыл бұрын
😳
@die4race
@die4race 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha dude happened something similar to me , I had an STD and I went to the doctor and obviously he wanted to do a check-up , so I got scared and nervous because this is like the first time a fucking man put his hand on my dick , I swear to God it became so small I didn't even recognize myself lmao it's like my Penis said " Fuck no ! no way I will let a guy touch me ! see ya ! "
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to do that so you don't accidentally injure it because your body thinks you might be in combat or something
@jessebremner5209
@jessebremner5209 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlazRa right!..fluff er back up in the shower 🚿 after 😉🤣
@jamesdawson2393
@jamesdawson2393 2 жыл бұрын
For real, it's like when you go back into the locker room after the gym you become all helmet no shaft, it feels like a press stud til you get in the shower and it reappears.
@nikolaip4947
@nikolaip4947 Жыл бұрын
I seriously come back to this clip at least once a week just to get a good laugh. It never gets old
@Tokidumdum
@Tokidumdum 2 жыл бұрын
love you guys
@nicolesi2201
@nicolesi2201 5 ай бұрын
this is the content I came here for
@ashleyd1379
@ashleyd1379 2 жыл бұрын
He notices the difference of her 😻.. we all do.
@marke4576
@marke4576 2 жыл бұрын
Christina has been thinking about it a bit to much 😂😂 I have good hang today 👏👏👏👏👏
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 жыл бұрын
Here’s what you do. You set Enny up with a date and they eventually hook up. The plot twist is you hired that girl to get him hard and get measurements.
@Detroitraised
@Detroitraised Жыл бұрын
It sucks being well endowed because whenever you chime in on a conversation like this people either say you’re bragging or lying lol.
@lukasnichols741
@lukasnichols741 2 жыл бұрын
That flaccid state boils down to water. Your peener is a muscle/sponge. You really want to drink water.
@italotrivisan9767
@italotrivisan9767 2 жыл бұрын
I need the results of the research.
@jamesmcclaren9759
@jamesmcclaren9759 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody bn thinkin about it- 2 eps later huh
@-ouv
@-ouv 2 жыл бұрын
Girl in the back studio was really enjoying this
@APolishPlayer
@APolishPlayer 2 жыл бұрын
Im just gonna quietly exclude myself from this conversation.
@klompsauce
@klompsauce 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 they look like weapons 😂😂😂
@AbbeySoandso
@AbbeySoandso 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never considered caring what a flaccid peenie looks like 😂
@alexeilindes7507
@alexeilindes7507 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but all penis size issues are make personal. I know this because mine is tiny when flaccid! Call 📞 nine wan wan
@ashleyd1379
@ashleyd1379 2 жыл бұрын
Haha flaccid.. always ugly af.. that being said hard aren’t something I like looking at but same thing with 🐱’s… although I do love a little hotdog bun looking 😻. Now I’m just sounding like a weirdo ha 🤦🏽‍♂️
@roodflo3080
@roodflo3080 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyd1379 hotdog bun look-alikes are the best 👌
@ashleyd1379
@ashleyd1379 2 жыл бұрын
@@roodflo3080 haha no doubt 🤌🏽
@desordenpublico
@desordenpublico 2 жыл бұрын
If uncircumcised…looks like an unpeeled, veined 🦐 lol …if circumcised then it’ll look like a bella 🍄
@ErikWoodz
@ErikWoodz 2 жыл бұрын
The title has me laughing through the ads and the videos haven’t even started yet
@wilsonjoshwilson
@wilsonjoshwilson 2 жыл бұрын
If it’s bigger than your phone..you’re good fellas
@cband8030
@cband8030 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good way to look at it, thanks dog
@wilsonjoshwilson
@wilsonjoshwilson 2 жыл бұрын
@@cband8030 got you bro
@lennonacid
@lennonacid 2 жыл бұрын
1:13 When did Enny become so street?
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 2 жыл бұрын
If it were up to us, all guys would be walking around with elepant trunks
@speedrob
@speedrob 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, like Tom said too big is abnormal and of no practical use other than a torture device or weapon.
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
if it were up to us all guys would be walking around with 7-8 inches which doesnt change size when going soft or hard
@speedrob
@speedrob 2 жыл бұрын
​@@callanc3925 Not a flex but I am 7' shits like 3' when flaccid tho lol
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
@@speedrob Yeah im like 6, ive seen it anywhere from like 5 flaccid on a warm good day down to like 1.5 if i just went for a 30min run in the middle of winter
@speedrob
@speedrob 2 жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 lol yeah shit can look like a roll-up cig that's been pecked out... just hope we're never found dead like that to save the embarrassment
@b0ssatr0n91
@b0ssatr0n91 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail of this clip was enough for me
@LtDansLegs69
@LtDansLegs69 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like some dong talk on a Monday
@XxstuntkidXx
@XxstuntkidXx 2 жыл бұрын
One guy is making all the laughing noice in there lmao
@isnotforthewin
@isnotforthewin 2 жыл бұрын
As a grower, I've had a few girls trip over how small my flaccid gets. My favorite is when she pointed out how even erect my junk got bigger in her hand.
@nutbastard
@nutbastard 2 жыл бұрын
Evolutionarily, it's better to be a grower. I don't need that shit getting tangled up in a bicycle chain, ya know?
@nicklockwood3792
@nicklockwood3792 2 жыл бұрын
some of those look delicious! I mean cool looking! then the whole room goes awkward silence and weird laughs. lmao
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