Is The Heavy Really Bulletproof? (TF2)

Is The Heavy Really Bulletproof? (TF2)
today we go on a tf2 quest to discover whether or not the heavy was lying when he says "hahaha i am bulletproof"
no idea what this video is either. dont worry.
meet the heavy in source 2:
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[@OrisTV]

Not quite sure what this video even is.

[@egaming1071]

me either

[@okprofilename]

gonna watch it anyways

[@chimiia8958]

Good

[@egaming1071]

@Noob Destroyer ah

[@MemosoChannel]

69

[@Gallium_AA]

*"So, after thinking about penetrating the heavy"* -Oris, 2021

[@El_Hornio_II]

I mean, who wouldn't?

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

*_In Homeland Russia; The Heavy penetrates you_*

[@StormTeeVee]

*Takes one shot in game* "No." *video ends*

[@jvg7498]

3:08 "How an ubercharge can stop every melee weapon" Me: **Laughs in critical Holiday Punch**

[@adrianmarc5430]

The holiday punch is the strongest melee weapon in the game.

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

when i see a medic approaching with sparks coming out his medigun, i switch classes to the all-new subclass : *the fat spy* when the medic pops, immediately jump out and "backstab" them so they target is forced to stop or the medic is forced to stop healing

[@muselibarnless]

holiday punch too op pls nerf

[@naruokimira]

Me: **press space bar**

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

I feel like I'm both smarter and dumber after watching this video

[@ihappydawnz]

same

[@noobfromhell563]

Do not forget that but also don't think about it!

[@gerbua9828]

You still can’t outsmart bullet

[@pikula13312]

"more recent sfm animations like expiration date"

[@OrisTV]

*cries*

[@kuddlesgamergirl]

Next up, Is the Scout a force of nature? Is the Spy here to f*ck us?

[@CIA871]

I hate when people call heavy fat. He is obviously muscular as hell, sure he does have little chub on his stomach, but this dude is clearly solid.

[@SanityLoser]

you hate medick?

[@beefufo]

What is even more funnier, is that his name which is Misha, is also used to desrcibe a teddy bear, which we russians call Misha, Mishka, or Medved, but last one is just literally a "bear" in russian.

[@ZarKus]

i dont think heavy is fat after all muscle is heavier than fat and hes hella strong so theres no space for fat thus hes not fat hes big boned

[@alessandronanni2598]

When remaking pyro pt2? I loved that video ngl

[@OrisTV]

Another 3d modelling video is coming out next weel hopefully. Im not sure if i will continue with that exact pyro model as there is a lot wrong with it. But i will be "remastering" other tf2 models and stuff in the future!

[@alessandronanni2598]

@@OrisTV yeah about that video...

[@ScoutOW2]

Its like shooting through tubs of mayonnaise.

[@thebluejintythomasthetanke587]

Raises hand (Is maynoise a bullet proof vest ?)

[@ScoutOW2]

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a bulletproof vest

[@vstl4454]

my theory of why the classes in tf2 can survive bullet in the game is that being exposed to the immediate healing of the medi gun and the uber hearts they can survive a few hits before dying, although I discard it for the reason that sniper and scout died in the comics and because it is a game if you die instantly for a bullet the game will be quite boring and difficult

[@sirnarwhal9911]

The mercs just have a ridiculous amount of pain tolerance and their souls belong to the Medic. They're just the Medic's meatbag until Medic decides to forfeit one soul to the Devil in order to save his own skin. Medic made them more durable than the common man. He replaced everyone's hearts with a Baboon's. He even puts animal parts inside Team Fortress Classic Mercs. Who knows what else is within their body?

[@MordasMakesStuff]

engineer gaming approves. Awesome video.

[@turnipking8788]

engineer gaming

[@pescepalla20]

Engineer gamig

[@behelitholder]

emgomeer gaming

[@tobythewoby]

heavy gaming

[@uhmwhat2895]

"Like the more recent animations" *uses expiration date as an example*

[@dotwarner1702]

He meant he was bullet proof when he was Übered.

[@behelitholder]

watch the video, oris literally says this towards the end. -.-

[@g-man2351]

you can see a creator is small when you see idiots like these in the comments

[@dotwarner1702]

@@behelitholder I noticed but I did this so anybody who would see the comment would have their time saved.

[@behelitholder]

@@dotwarner1702 booooo 👎👎👎👎

[@funnyvalentine4691]

I braced myself for Ben Shapiro quote with that title, but never got the impact.

[@EdOfSchmed]

Those hard arteries don't stop bullets now, do they? Oh.

[@grubby.mp4]

0:10 *mum come pick me up i'm scared*

[@excalibre...]

Let's say, hypothetically, you claim you are bulletproof

[@Usulcardo]

The fact that Heavy is 195 cm is canon because we know the height of every class www.esportstales.com/team-fortress/characters-heights-and-ages but their respective weights is unknown. As stated in your video, the fandom wiki says 200kg for Heavy but the official wiki doesn't say anything regarding weight. That beign said, considering Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (holder of the strongest man record) is 206 cm tall and can weigh betwenn 180 to 200 kg depending on his diet, it's acceptable to imagine Heavy weighing 200 kg as he is indeed big even though he is smaller than Björnsson and he appears to have a bit more fat than Björnsson . 200 kg is a reasonnable weight but not more, because Heavy isn't actually that fat to begin with. He's just a huge thick muscular guy with a bit of meat on his bones, not obese even though Spy and Scout seem to think that. Maybe Scout and his dad are so obsessed with Heavy's weight because they are both pretentious assholes lmao. Like father, like son.

[@Usulcardo]

And to be fair, a lot more of the mercs like to insult Heavy about his size. Engineer calls him a "fat boy", Demoman makes pie jokes and calls him a "gravy-filled blubbery bolshevik", Sniper "the world's fattest man", and so on. Interestingly enough, only Medic (and Pyro of course) doesn't make jokes about Heavy's weight and one could think it's because, as a medical doctor, he knows Heavy's weight isn't actually that abnormal for his muscle mass and size. In reality, it's because the Medic doesn't have class-related domination voicelines but I find the other explanation funny.

[@PerditioTempus2591]

I feel so BETRAYED!!! THE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY LIED TO ME!!!! DISLIKED AND I'M GOING BACK TO FORTNITE!

[@lulzer8500]

We've all thought of penatrating heavy -with bullets- at some point

[@annoyingmissingtexture2431]

But heavy usually has a vest, the vest is probably bullet proof. So heavy can be kind of bullet proof.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Well I will say the big guy is geniunely Superhuman. The Heavy has out fought gigantic Grizzly Bears in the sheer winter possibly as a younger lad (Bears are also very agile creatures that can exceed sprints up to 35 MPH) And in MVM clips "The sound of Medicine" The guy actually did tank a point blank grenade only to be shown relatively okay amongst overall becoming strong enough to tank yields that can level at least a miniature house with the Mercs not all too below that... So yeah while not completely bullet proof, such a man is going to take more then pistols to at least fully faze him.

[@joeyjonquantaviusjr9927]

Also the fact he kinda stopped a train with his bare fists, you know, kinda cool.

[@ShorK]

he was just quoting the song (La Roux - Bulletproof (Official Video) )

[@Goblinoiddoof]

Isn't him being fat just a joke. Otherwise his look would be completely different. Like flabs everywhere. It's actually him being a massive brick of muscle and the fact that he is large is why other mercs say he's fat. If he was fat, it would be less likely he'd tote that minigun for as long as he does or have that thin of a stomach compared to his chest.

[@WAtheAnum]

0:54 Ah! No homo here!

[@evodiusokki7537]

"Recent" Expiration date Sure buddy

[@aibadenshi]

I'm assuming the black vest he wearing as default is a bullet proof vest then he is somewhat bullet proof.

[@ceae69]

he didn't lie, if you look closely you can see the medic using the quick-fix on the heavy, but because of heavy's superpower he became bulletproof

[@zethekobold]

Me playing heavy and getting 1 shot my a sniper: no..no I’m not..

[@behelitholder]

First Felt like an old oris video. Very good ^_^

[@WAMOTF2]

My head hurts

[@toritorinomi4445]

hey Oris what loose cannon war paint do you use that looks really fucking cool especially with the purple sheen

[@OrisTV]

Ooo yeah ikr i love it too. I actually cant remember the name but ill try and check when i can and reply to you again. You can see if you can see my inventory on my steam profile in the description too if you can be bothered

[@vincentf1649]

lol you're a pretty underrated youtuber

[@OrisTV]

thank you!

[@Snoobzag]

let him have dreams man

[@etherealrat1818]

Heavy becomes bulletproof under the effects of uber but is not able to withstand bullets normally, I hope this answered your question.

[@ubi1212]

heavy finaly found someone who outsmart boolet

[@crowbar2368]

-You Forgot 1 thing- Pulls out Ham Sandvich -Pow-

[@fireblast133]

Heavy is built like a strongman. They build to lift. Fat buildup at the same time as muscle buildup is absolutely essential to a strongman. As the fat basically acts as cushioning for the muscles against the bones as they exert themselves After all, he is regularly carrying and firing a minigun that weighs over 1/3 his own weight, and that’s likely without the ammo. We also know that his minigun fires 10k rpm, and 10 units of ammo in game is 1 second of firing. Therefore he can fire for 20 seconds. 1/3 a minute So by that logic that drum can probably hold about 3000 rounds, give or take. If the rounds are 7.62x51 NATO, those weigh 25.4 grams each. That’s 76,200 grams for 3000 rounds. Or another 76.2 kg of ammo, bringing Sasha’s loaded weight to 226.2 kg. Again, assuming the 7.62x51 NATO rounds. We cannot know 100% without finding the weight of an individual round Sasha actually uses. 7.62x51 nato was just the most common type I found used when google searching. So, to summarize so far, heavy is a strongman, built like such, and weighs 441 kg according to the wiki. Sasha with ammo likely weighs 226 kg at least. I likely understated the ammo capacity some. He is carrying around something that regularly weighs over half his own weight. And that’s beside any other items in his load out. So next time you call him fat...be ready to run, those arms likely can pull you apart as easy as a Christmas cracker.

[@cheesuscrust3755]

Yes.

[@TheKirbstomper]

This is such a great video, how does it only have 6k views?

[@OrisTV]

Thanks so much!

[@Nugzerian]

0:04 More recent? 2014 lol

[@dont_even_bother]

damn, this some news

[@amblinxy9920]

The short answer is *Yes* The long answer is *Pootis*

[@NinetyUnderScore]

hevy

[@NinetyUnderScore]

he is fat

[@HitachiTRQ-225]

2:50 most of his weight is muscle though, you have to keep that into consideration as his weapon height is 330 pounds and his bare hands do the same damage as a fire axe & a steel shovel

[@egaming1071]

hmmm really makes you think

[@bronsonmacleod8533]

Ah yes the heavy is obese because he has big muscles and slightly overweight makes sense

[@Asozka]

The answer... "NOPE"

[@tobythewoby]

wow internet explorer you got to this video faster than me. wait im slower than internet eplor-

[@Asozka]

@@tobythewoby lol

[@anexistanthuman2435]

Wow.

[@Feras_Plays]

plz do how does bieng uberd make you bullit proof

[@bioticreign6938]

Does the machina go through?

[@Shenaniganizer620]

Who are you? I don’t care. I’m just gonna enjoy this

[@blob5907]

telefrags

[@negative8495]

Brilliant. This is content for the people.

[@Rfxzlh3]

This is stupid, but so am I.

[@Subliminal-qh3qb]

why is this video unpopular

[@slippery7457]

This just got posted

[@darkAwesome100]

you're talking about how resistant fat is, but I think muscle would be more relevant, considering the weight of that big ass gun heavy carries around.

[@hoots1]

Yes he is

[@alansuresh2864]

S C I E N C E

[@danielsstuff61]

Yes

[@luckybumpkin4097]

These questions haunted my dreams for years Finally I can Rest In Peace

[@OrisTV]

you are welcome my friend

[@Shmig123]

What about his bulletproof vest?

[@Nyaada77]

Healthy weight ranges arent the most accurate things, imagine all the muscles he has built up in his enitre body from lugging around and firing a minigun

[@klad2860]

I mean he has a kevlar vest so yeah

[@spookypan4363]

I think he only said that because he was at that time ubured wich makes him bulletproof

[@Flex_seal]

Yes he is bulletproof because he says so

[@gheamaya3099]

how strong engineer is?

[@mrrespected5948]

Найс

[@spec7501]

Heavy has a bmi of 24.3 so hes on the edge of being over weight 😂

[@gamepann]

ayee

[@ein5131]

dude in russia we all bullet proof

[@bonkersman5167]

underrated

[@OrisTV]

thank you haaha i see this as the most cursed video ever

[@killrcupcake2994]

Y'all really have never seen a heavy weightlifter before if you're unironically calling the heavy obese

[@sirnarwhal9911]

Heavy isn't even obese. In Meet the Medic trailer, you can see his X-Ray and his body is built like a bear. The dude kills bears with his bare hands just to feed his family.

[@killrcupcake2994]

Yeah definitely!! He's more muscle than fat but people have been brainwashed to think that strength is a bodybuilder's chiseled artificial impractical body instead of a weightlifter's practical, functional, strong body, but they see someone generally big and they go hehe fat funny, I hate it

[@sirnarwhal9911]

@@killrcupcake2994 People who think that probably haven't worked out themselves. My build is more lean muscled and it's hard for me to bulk up. My metabolism would just eat the fat before I can use it to make muscle. Not everyone is going to look like Chris Hemsworth. You're going to get different builds on different workout trainings (and we do know Heavy works out; we see his gym in the Expiration Date film and he has a boxing ring for his KGB gloves along with his weights). The broad weight lifters would actually be fat and when it's time to compete they just bulk all that fat up to muscle. Heavy's build is just natural.

[@Trickster-ix8dj]

Hello

[@doctorprepologedyedeyadede3542]

60 cm is about 24 inches or 2 feet

[@purpledinosaur5118]

HEAVY FOR SMASH

[@ThatD1spynser]

60 cm=23.622 in

[@MemosoChannel]

LOL

[@the-hd5cx]

the

[@HockeyM.M.]

🤔

[@GaryCandyPrince]

0:10 wtf why is there fanart of heavy and fem scout 💀

[@OrisTV]

Your pfp

[@HeyGrouch]

"For Americans, 60cm is how far you have to walk from your house before someone starts telling you their political beliefs." Yeah, and in England 60cm is how far you have to walk to leave your property.

[@OrisTV]

No houses in the uk only MANORS

[@miragealex8875]

He not bulletproof, he's an giant meat shield !

[@fvvcccc4307]

Нойс

[@orkweirdboy6776]

not going to lie I would watch this cos it seems funny but the person talking in the video is honestly depression in its finest it's not even comedic depression.

[@OrisTV]

Im just too believable 😪🖐

[@orkweirdboy6776]

@@OrisTV don't worry pal I'll check out more of your videos can't make an assumption over one video

[@bluntshticks3018]

Fake. the video is reversed 😡