🧶🤔Is this crochet kit worth it??🤔🧶

[@raquelamaral7989]

You deserve a crochet award for this video. Awesome job.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Probably the only award I will have ever gotten besides the dissection award I got for an earthworm in 9th grade. 🤣😂💖💖 Thank you for being here!

[@robynmusto]

Thanks Cindy for putting yourself through a little crochet torture to both entertain and inform us 😂 I can't believe you were able to complete the sausage mouth with those "directions". You really are a crochet pro!

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoyed the video and it was definitely an experience to remember. I never thought I’d be able to or even consider making a bag for my eggs. Crochet is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s hope I didn’t also create the being which will knock my lights out. Between GW and my peaky blinder squirrel…maming and death are filling up my craft room. 😂🤣💖

[@robynmusto]

Yes, hopefully they will never turn on their creator 😄@@therumimillcrochet

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@robynmusto 😂🤣

[@catrb81]

I absolutely LOST IT at “what’s loaded?” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 Your videos always leave me cackling, but this is THE best one yet. Thank you.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe!!! Thank you so much!!! This one nearly killed me, but I’m So glad it hit the mark. That makes me happy! ❤️❤️

[@sandie13rez]

Oh my goodness Cindy!! 😹😅😹 My ribcage hurts from laughing so hard!! My poor hubby thought that I was going to fall out of my recliner!! I saw those kits on Amazon and wondered if I should invest in one or two.. Um, no, I don't think so!! I'll just be content to carry my eggs in the pocket of my sweater. 😹😅😹 Thanks for the entertainment on this cold and a bit snowy day in PA. Love to you and your Mom🤗💜👸🌹

[@QuiltedCupcake]

Same

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hi sweet Sandie!! 👋🏻😍 Your poor husband😂 I think you and I put that poor man through the wringer. 🤦🏻‍♀️😁 Maybe he needs an egg bag of his own….oh lord…that came out real weird🫣I’ll see myself out now. Sending hugs! 💕💕

[@sandie13rez]

LOL!! I read your reply to hubby~~ he said that it's a good thing that you live in TX & I'm here in PA~~ he wouldn't be able to handle the both of us together!! 🤣😂🤣As for the egg bag comment~~ NO comment!! LOL!!🤣😂🤪@@therumimillcrochet

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@sandie13rez he’s a smart man Sandie. A very smart man, about both things. 😂🤣 Though he could be the envy of all his friends if he had his own egg bag. He might have a fear of missing out moment…just saying. 😂🤣💖💖

[@sandie13rez]

😅😹😂😍🍳😹

[@suzanne7750]

Thanks for the laughs this morning and hats off to you for actually finishing GW.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Good morning!! Nothing like a good egg bag review to go with your coffee. 😂🥚☕️💖

[@claudiacano4916]

My husband brings lunch to work, I wonder what would be his reaction if I place a boiled egg in a thing like that inside his lunch box.😂😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I say, give it a try. He’s already won your heart, now he gets your eggs too. 😂😍❤️

[@claudiacano4916]

@@therumimillcrochet 🤣🤣🤣

[@lilaccottagecraftsbymichelle]

Heheh 😂😂😂

[@lilaccottagecraftsbymichelle]

Hi Cindy. This s the best crochet pattern review I have ever seen. Very honest 👍maybe they mean a chocolate egg for Easter? Or the word egg has got lost in translation as well, and it’s something else entirely 😂 I do like him though,he’s cute 🥰 take care and love to all the family x

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@lilaccottagecraftsbymichelle awe!! Thank you friend. 💖💖You’re too sweet. If you go look at the video in the Amazon description you will see what they mean by egg…it’s a real chicken egg. Maybe eggs aren’t as fragile in other parts of the world, or they carry fragile snacks with them everywhere. I’m not sure. But dog gone it, now I think everyone needs an egg bag. 😂🤣😂 If for no other reason than to have a conversation about them. 😜🥚

[@juliefox2670]

Hysterical video. "GW may end up killing me in the night."

[@therumimillcrochet]

Good news! I lived to see another day!! 😜💖

[@dianecummins4168]

I'm dyin' 😂😂😂 you did really well paying attention to all things prepared and loaded with your hands. Make 3

[@therumimillcrochet]

It’s a good thing my dad taught me all about loading. I’m like a Boy Scout, always prepared. 🤣😂Now, egg bags will become the new trend in our little crochet channel. Taylor Swift has friendship bracelets, and my group has egg bags. I’m keeping it classy alright! 🤣😂💖

[@MagpieRat]

I'm watching this later at night before I turn in, and I have to keep checking if I've fallen asleep or not because this pattern sounds exactly like one of my dreams! 😂 "make five hair, it'll get a scratch if it's loaded, put an egg in it" - uh-huh, okay, sure, any minute now the yarn is going to turn into red liquorice and I'm going to realise I'm on a bus with no pants on. I can't believe you got through the whole thing, you are some sort of superwoman! Thank you, this video was a joy! x

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, you tickled me!! Bless your heart. Working on patterns in your KZbin dreams. 😂🤣😂 Maybe, in the end GW becomes your pants…he’s kinda holding eggs, if we get technical. 🤣😜 Thank you for sticking through it, now go to sleep! ❤️🩵❤️

[@beejackson1893]

This had me crying with laughing. Such a refreshing change from the endless sea of beige jumpers that a lot of knitting channels I've been watching are obsessed with. Thank you for this!🤣

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, I’m so glad! I try to be serious, but I just can’t keep that going for long. And discussing sausage mouth monster??? It’s just not possible. I’m so glad you’re here! 💖💖

[@furmamma]

Sausage and egg...breakfast??? 😂😂😂 Put the lime in the coconut, drink em bot up. Put the egg in the sausage mouth....Cindy, you make up the rest 🤣🤣🤣Loved your review of this kit. Too funny.

[@therumimillcrochet]

😂🤣now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head! 😜 Glad you enjoyed the video! 🩵🩵

[@eliza3001]

Oh thank you, this was hysterical!! 😂 And I am glad to learn that I am not the only one that just makes up stitches on the next round if I am short haha!!

[@therumimillcrochet]

You are not alone my dear!!! 😍 I’m with you. I’m so glad you enjoyed the video. 💖💖

[@michelleellis1290]

I absolutely love your videos. You have an absolutely awesome sense of humour. I can’t believe I haven’t found you sooner.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Welcome aboard! 👋🏻☺️❤️ Thank you for stopping by to say hello. 😁

[@rachelyoung3553]

This is the best thing ever! Your reactions have me rolling!😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yea, GW has already made a big entrance to this world. 😂🤣 His coming to life story, was one I won’t soon forget. 🤣❤️ Glad you enjoyed it! ☺️

[@wendif6378]

🐓🐔🐣🪺🤣🤣🤣🤣 GW! Love this!!!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe, thank you! 💖☺️

[@deeavila3153]

I just LOVE LOVE LOVE watching your videos, you are so funny and have such a wonderful sense of humor. Thank you for being so Awesome and making me laugh so hard I almost peed myself🤣😂🤣...Sending Love, Blessings, and a big hug. Hope mom and the rest of the family are doing well.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe!!! Thank you so much!! 💖💖 I’m so glad you are here and I get to make you laugh! Win, win! 😍💕 Big hugs right back at you!! 🩵🩵

[@openorwap5412]

Omg, I really needed this right now! I've just had to frog all of my work from the last two days because apparently I still trust myself to visually gauge my stitches WITHOUT ACTUALLY COUNTING THEM!! 😫😫😫 Chenile yarn, too. Yup. This is not the first time, and it's unlikely to be the last time I do this either, because I never learn. I think those instructions were written for me. When I complete one stitch, I make 5 🤦🏽‍♀️ Thanks for the laughs 😆🧶

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh no!!! My poor friend! I know exactly what will help you, 2 things. 1) a glass of Snoop or a favorite beverage of your choosing 2) grabbing an egg and putting it in a bag of your choosing. Consider this my thanksgiving gift to you this year. Your own egg bag. 🫣😂🤣💕 Sending hugs and I think it’s great that you trust your stitches more than a pattern, that’s confidence! You go girl!! 😍💕

[@openorwap5412]

@@therumimillcrochet The options are endless with that egg bag! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rubanscolores]

😂😂😂 u made me laugh till cry!!!Love your video!

[@margaretmartha3530]

I laughed so much I cried ! 🤣😆🤣 Thanks so much, you're the best. 💐

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad that me and that serial killer brought you some giggles. He’s truly one of a kind, and such a helper carrying my eggs during the holidays. 🤪🤣💓

[@HappyCamperz5832]

Finally had a chance to watch the video. Oh my goodness, thank you for the nonstop laughs, which were needed after a frustrating day with QuickBooks. Where's the Snoop when you need it?! Lol! Your reading of the description/instructions for the sausage mouth egg thing was great! 😅 Cindy, your expressions are priceless!! Sending good vibes to your mom❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you got to sit down and enjoy it after a rough day. Yes, Snoop was consumed during this making process. 😂🤣Hopefully, some laughs made the ending of your day a little better. 💖💖

[@kelleytortorice1283]

LMBO!!! You are absolutely hilarious and awesome!! We saw Sammy Hagar at Cabo Wabo a few years ago and that IS his hair.😂🤣😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hi Kelley!! 😁👋🏻 I bet that was so fun going his place. I’m kinda jelly! 😍

[@kelleytortorice1283]

It was pure luck that my husband’s work team won a company trip, they chose Cabo, and we were there during Sammy’s birthday bash. No one in the bar was under 35 plus 15. It was an adventure. You have the BEST KZbin channel! You make my day every time you post! Thank you!

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@kelleytortorice1283 how fun!!! A bar with 35++++, my dream! I bet it was a fun people watching scene! And I’m sooooooo glad you enjoy my channel, it really means so much to me! 💖💖💖💖

[@karenrichardson188]

I just watched this a second time and laughed as much the second time as I did the first! Thanks so much for your great videos. Can't wait to see what you do next!

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoy them! Makes me happy! ❤️😍

[@MimiMakesKeepsakes]

What 🤣 oh my gosh.🤣 this is so funny! You did great on Sausage mouth. Now I can start my day on a happy note! Have a great day! 🤟🏼

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you get to start your day with a pep in your step. 💕😜

[@MimiMakesKeepsakes]

@@therumimillcrochet 😁

[@elishagreen2954]

I love this lady! I just can't even with GW 😂🤣❤️

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe!! Thank you so much. 🤣GW is a handful.😂 Not many people get a chance to make their own serial killer, but here I am…killing it! 🤪😂❤️

[@elishagreen2954]

@@therumimillcrochet😂🤣😂

[@michellesmakery6829]

Hi Cindy, I was having a bit of a bad day (I'm trying to clean up my stuff, I have more stuff than space and you can only move stuff around so much, overwhelmed) thought I would sit down and watch your video. So glad I did, you always put a smile on my face and make me laugh. Thanks so much for being you Cindy. Take care xxx

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh my dear!! I’m so glad I was able to make you smile during a rough day. I’m so sorry, it wasn’t a good one, but glad you smiled. 💖💖 Sending hugs and if I were closer, you know I’d help you organize. ☺️🩵

[@michellesmakery6829]

@@therumimillcrochet Yes you do like to organise, but my space might give you a headache.

[@missapippin9020]

I loved every second of your video. You are a breath of fresh air. I love your humour and can relate so much to you. Thank you for reviewing the kit It seems like the could do with a few pattern testers too Take care 🥚❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoyed the video. ☺️ Thank you so much for watching and yes, you’re right, they definitely need some testers. 😂💖

[@tirzahroger508]

Absolutely great video. Thank you.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much!! ❤️

[@cindynalieka]

😂 😂 CLW!! That was hee-larious!! I dont know wat it is abt these amazon crochet kits but I haven’t watched a video yet where everything went to plan. Lol But i definitely think GW turned out great & fits right in with your other makes. So despite being a closet serial killer I have no doubts he will make plenty of friends!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hello CLW!!👋🏻👋🏻 Yea, I won’t lie, he reminds me bit of Chucky. I’m thinking if I do put an egg in him, it might weigh him down, so he can’t kill me, especially since I assumed he was a serial killer. Maybe he just had a botched lip filler. 🤷🏻‍♀️😜🤣💖

[@yarnchic60]

I don’t know how I found you but I’m so happy I did ! Omg! I literally laughed out loud! I’ve bought patterns written like that … you made it so entertaining ! 💜💜

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, I’m so glad you found me! I love making y’all laugh. Thank you for being here!💖💖

[@karencleary6732]

Oh Cindy you make me howl!!! 😂😂😂 I'm in England from Liverpool, I speak fluid sarcasm and everyone laughs. I think now I know why! We are spirit sisters of sarcasm 😅 thank you for brightening a particularly dark storm, that I'm travelling through right now. ❤❤❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, my SSS (spirit sarcasm sister) I’m so sorry things are hard. I’m so glad I could bring you some joy in the midst of your storm. 💖💕💖 PS maybe you need an egg bag🥚🥚😂💖

[@karencleary6732]

@@therumimillcrochet you might be right!! ❤️ take care 😍

[@debbiespain7245]

You are so funny. You pushed through it. Mr sausage mouth looks awesome.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you! And thankfully, he let me live through the night. 😂💖

[@queenesther505]

You are hilarious. I laughed a lot watching this. Loved the review. Maybe you make 3 faces crocheting it. You gained a subscriber here.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much for subscribing and being here. Glad I made you smile, hopefully, GW won’t kill me in my sleep before the next video. 😂🥚❤️

[@binewhite2978]

Hi my lovely, I am in Malta for a little holiday in the moment & couldn’t wait till I get home to view your newest post. So I watched you in the sunshine in Malta. And I got a little story for your 12 year old self I was messaging my kids that we arrived safe & having a Buck’s Fizz. BUT my phone wrote : we have arrived safe & having a Fu.k face 🙈😂 Buck’s Fizz will always have a special meaning for me know. Stay safe & I can’t wait for your next video Xxx

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh my goodness!! How wonderful it was to wake up to read this. 😂🤣 I just giggled and giggled. My mom uses Siri to dictate all of her text messages to me and one morning she sent me a note that said, “that d!ck tastes like sh@t”. Needless, to say that was not what she meant to say. But I just like to throw that little tidbit her way occasionally. 😂🤣 Now, your kids will forever think of you whenever they want to let that colorful statement drop. 🤣😂 Thank you for making my 12 yo self happy and have a wonderful trip, thanks for taking me along with you! 🌈😍🩵

[@binewhite2978]

@@therumimillcrochet ❤️😂

[@pamelamees1390]

I actually bought that kit but haven’t started it yet. Looks like I have an adventure awaiting me!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yes you do! I can tell you that the make 5,6,7 at the end of each row is actually the order you go in. I’m sending you all the grace in making your very own serial killing sausage mouth egg bag. May the force be with you!! 😜💖💖

[@arlycesuedel6518]

Oh my goodness, Cindy, you persevered (sp?) when most would have given up and thank you for doing so. GW turned out pretty cute. Glad he didn't end up with 8 arms and legs. Such crazy directions...I had to try not to laugh too loud, cuz I'm at my sister's and she was in bed. Oh.....I think years ago on The Price is Right, the host would ask people in the audience for certain things and I do remember ladies carrying hard boiled eggs in their purses. Maybe they wrote the pattern for this guy! Thanks for another fun video!!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, you took me back….The price is right!!😍My grandma watched it everyday! And I remember the purses, but not the eggs🥴 Hopefully they were hard boiled but a warm hard boiled egg just sounds awful to me. Can you imagine how bad they must have smelled? Ekkkk🤢 Wishing you a great day! 💖💖

[@bobbycurry7991]

😂😂 o my goodness you always just say what my head is saying when working patterns love it 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe!! 😍❤️😜 The camaraderie continues! 😂

[@JOSWEBCROCHET]

You had me at sausage mouth! 🤣🤣🤣

[@therumimillcrochet]

I nearly put an image of someone eating a hotdog….though I would have cackled, I thought “maybe too much?” 😂🤣 Glad you enjoyed it! Hope you’re doing well! 💕💕

[@JOSWEBCROCHET]

@@therumimillcrochet 🤣

[@Connie.the.Crocheter]

Girl!!! I’m dying laughing! You’re so funny. Love this video!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh thank you so much!! So glad you got a good laugh out of it! 😍💕

[@freidasweigart975]

Oh my!!! You sure kept me chuckling with this video!!! Hopefully GW behaves himself!

[@therumimillcrochet]

The good news is I have awakened to see another day. The egg bag let me live through the night. 😂🤣❤️

[@YarnandWhimsyDesigns]

Oh Cindy, you’re a trooper! I bought 3 kits on Amazon to review, and I’ve temporarily abandoned them. 😂😂. I tell myself I’ll go back to them. But, will I? I can’t guarantee it 😂 Always fun watching you!!

[@therumimillcrochet]

😂🤣 if I’m honest, there was lots of cussing in the making of my little serial killer. 😂Hope you’re doing well! ❤️❤️

[@craftablyeverafter]

This was such a great video! I enjoyed your struggle a little too much 😅😅 But, GW turned out great, he looks like he'd be just the guy I'd reach for to carry some Easter eggs around in 😂😂😂😂 Now I want a whole series of you making badly translated crochet kit videos!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hello my sweet Cassandra! 💖 Yes, GW is going to be a hit this year at Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. He brings all the “eggs” to the yard. 🤣😂 You might have something there….lord help us. If nothing else, I might be able to get these companies to get better products out. 🥴😜❤️ Hope you’re doing well. Btw, I can’t remember if I commented to you on your last video…seriously thangs be crazy over here….but your Star Wars Barbie’s😍😍 I have never been a Barbie person, but those were amazing! And I saw some familiar faces too. ☺️💕💕💕

[@Ann208B]

Hi Cindy I love your videos! They are so funny and give a lot of information. I live in Israel and crochet to relax.forgive my English 😊. Please continue with your work and also hope everyone is doing well ❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hello!👋🏻👋🏻 Your English is great…better than that pattern. 😂💖 I’m so glad you’re here. Stay safe❤️

[@StrawberryBonnieCrochet]

This was great! 😆

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much!! ☺️🩵

[@judyo1368]

Loved this video! I, too, laughed out loud! GW looked pretty cute by the time you finished him with your touches. Forget the whole egg idea - what is that anyway??? GW should be on display behind you in future videos! When I was typing this, auto correct budded in a few times - with the wrong words - maybe this was involved in the writing of this pattern 😂😂😂. See you next time!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Stupid auto correct…it is never ducking…never. 😂🤣 Yes, I’m pretty sure that creepy guy will be watching you all from now on. And the egg idea boggles my mind too. If you go to the website, they actually show a person putting an egg in his mouth. Maybe people in other countries like carrying their eggs with them. But I can’t help but think how messy it could be. 😂🥚😂

[@yarnchickenkim]

I’m so glad you reviewed and tried this kit before I bought one. They look so cute on the box, but I think I would go crazy with frustration trying to make those. So thank you for your sacrifice. 😅

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m happy to have thrown myself on the sword and loaded GW’s eyes so you didn’t have too. I’m glad I saved you some time and money but I’m sad you’re gonna miss out on having your own egg bag. 😂💖🥚

[@yarnchickenkim]

Oh my gosh! The egg bag! Made me want to look up online if that really is a thing in some countries. I’d forget about it and the egg would rot or get smashed.

[@wildflower-spirit-creations]

I love him! ❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you! ❤️

[@jackie1983may]

All the blood and sweat was well worth it, he is adorable . Ready to carry everyone's eggs 😂🥚

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yep, next time I go to the farmers market… I’ve literally got the eggs in my bag. 🤣😂🥚🥚

[@sonja-ilovecrochet4198]

You have made me laugh so much. Thank you for that.

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad! Thank makes me happy. Wishing you a great day!! 💖😄

[@polarinio]

This is hilarious 🤣 I love you! ❤ And I take back my words - I don’t want to make ANY of them! 😂😅

[@therumimillcrochet]

Smart, smart woman. 😄Though, you are really gonna want to kick yourself when Thanksgiving comes around and you don’t have an egg bag to gift. Just saying😂🤣💖💖💖

[@marylousoules5974]

Thank you so much You made my day 🥰

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yay!!! I’m so glad! ❤️❤️

[@ksmomcrochets]

This was so funny, I'm proud of you for powering through! He sure is the cutest little egg holder I ever did see 🥚😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I think you need an egg holder to hang up with your mandalas…just a thought. 😂🤣🥚

[@nannymoonscrochet]

Hi Cindy , thanks for this video i haven't laughed so much in ages 😅 you did fantastically for such bad instructions,

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you got some good giggles! Makes me happy! 😍

[@pat5043]

Love your videos and your personality. ❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much!!😍🩵 So glad you’re here!💓

[@shannonoliver5414]

Hysterical! Love your videos. 😊

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, thank you so much!! Now…go get to making your egg bags. Thanksgiving will be here before you know it! 🥚🤣💖

[@deborahcook1916]

Hmmm! Carries eggs? Yep, every chicken should have one. Maybe Purl is a chicken's name. Every chicken needs a loaded egg holder. Now the only thing you need is the chicken. Great video. So much fun. i really enjoyed it. ❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoyed it! And I bet every person who has chickens will now need a sausage mouth egg holder. Are they even chicken farmers without one? Very questionable😂🤣. Wishing you a great day my friend! 💖💖

[@Crochetma4life]

You got hoodwinked! 😂 Lol...I needed these lol that you have given me from your tormented efforts on sausage egg mouth...lol He is cute...and will always be memorable!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yes!!! I was totally drawn into this from the moment I saw those lips. Who knew something so innocent could be soooooo horrendous. But I now have the murderous egg bag of my dreams. So not all bad, I guess 😜🤣❤️

[@Karinavdv]

Sounds like they translated the pattern with google translate, it may be crap but you sure make it so much fun. I just absolutely love your videos, you are so funny! My favorite youtuber by far! 💖

[@therumimillcrochet]

Awe!!! You made my day! Thank you so much…and I bet you’re right, this was AI generated. At least it was good for a giggle, and my eggs, of course. 😂🥚🤣

[@Karinavdv]

Gotta make sure those eggs are save when you bring it with you haha 😂 I’m an kindergarten teacher and a few weeks back a child brought a raw egg to school in her pocket of her jacket. Her parents didn’t know she brought it to school. She could have used a sausage monster 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@Karinavdv 🤣😂 yes she could have! Bless her heart. I love the way littles think. 💖💖 And another teacher!!! Yay!❤️❤️

[@dolphintouchmichellepsychi6217]

Love your videos. it always brightens my day! ❤❤❤

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hi sweet friend! I’m so glad it made you smile!! Sending you hugs! 💖💖

[@QuiltedCupcake]

I’m howling This is quite possibly my fav. Video yet. The name was the cherry on top. Thank you ❤🧁

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hi you!!! 👋🏻☺️💖 I’m so glad you enjoyed this one. I felt like GW was going to literally kill me during this one. But I lived to see another day, and am all ready to load up my egg bag for the holidays! 😂💕Hope you’re having a nice weekend! ❤️

[@flourishfaithfiber]

"A sausage mouth that contains eggs should remain odd." Love it. Great video! 🤣I've heard so much about your channel...Your from HOUSTON! Me, too (although I don't live there anymore, but my parents do). Looking forward to catching up on other videos and being a sub.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hey there former Houstonian!! ☺️ oh, my….people are talking about me?!? That’s crazy! I’m so glad you stopped by and said hello. ❤️😜🩵

[@PoshCrochetPatterns]

Oh I like you. 😊 I really like your personality very much.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much!! ☺️ Glad you’re here! 🩵

[@leed1374]

I ❤ GW, he is so cute. You did a great job! I really want to make one but don’t want to buy that pattern after your review 🤣 The positive part is you said the QR code gives you the patterns for all the little things? Please do another review of a pattern 🙏🏼 🐭

[@leed1374]

I just looked up Beefofly on KZbin and the company has a website and all the tutorials are on their site. Just an FYI. 🐭

[@therumimillcrochet]

How interesting that their patterns are available publicly. That’s so unusual. That’s for pointing that out. Hope you’re doing well my friend! 💖💖💖

[@skaerup]

That was rough 😅 GW turned out pretty well, for an egg holder, though!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yeup….GW put me through the wringer. I can’t wait to share him with my family at thanksgiving this year!😂🤣💕

[@FroggyHollerAcres]

Omg, I'm dying. Thank you for doing a truly honest review! As for "why would someone be carrying around an egg?". Well, you asked. Back before the computerized baby dolls, if you took child development in school, you would be given a hard boiled egg to care for as a baby for one week. You had to journal everything for that week as if a real child. If you had something to do, then you had to get an "eggsitter". If you left your egg alone or in your locker, then you would lose points for neglect so you had to carry the egg around with you.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Hello froggy holler!! 🐸👋🏻💖I was in home ec and I was so sad we never got to do the egg project. I had already picked out a name and everything. I guess my consolation prize was that I had a cat, that I dissected with my best friend in biology for a whole semester. Her name was Maria Georgette Mogden. Since she was already dead, I didn’t get in trouble for not having a sitter. 😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ Tgat was probably TMI… I apologize. 💖😜🩵

[@FroggyHollerAcres]

@therumimillcrochet I opted out of that part of biology. It didn't bother me to butcher something for food but to dissect it, it bothered me. We (they) did pigs.I already had baby names picked out due to a different project at school so I used one for my egg baby. My oldest was not impressed to find out that he shared his name with his older egg brother. Not even when he saw its pictures. His siblings, however, thought it was hilarious.

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@FroggyHollerAcres omg!! That’s hilarious! 😂 🤣 That egg must have been something special to have made it to your son. A true badge of honor…he needs an egg bag. 😂🤣🥚🤦🏻‍♀️💕

[@FroggyHollerAcres]

@@therumimillcrochet Not so much the egg just the name. His brother would have had the other boy name but I couldn't get their dad to agree to it. Lol

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@FroggyHollerAcres 😂🤣

[@ledonnawallace2062]

The first thing that popped into my head when you said egg bag was, I wonder how many Cadberry eggs I can get in there.😊

[@therumimillcrochet]

You and I were meant to be friends Ledonna!!! I LOVE cadberry eggs with my whole entire being. I don’t care if they also make me nauseated because they are so sweet. I’ll accept my fate for them. 😜😂💖

[@DocBree13]

I can’t stop laughing - you’re hilarious 😂😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoyed it got some giggles!! 💖💖💖

[@diana4353]

You are so serious while also being hilarious.

[@therumimillcrochet]

It’s a gift. It is also why I get in trouble lots though…my sarcasm game is strong. 💪🏻🤣😜🥚💕

[@blueheartcrochet1962]

Girl, I enjoyed hearing and seeing your expressions! LMAO 😂😂😂 “What”, kinda like feel when I call my bank anymore and the language barrier is “what” 😂😂 & I’m bilingual (Spanish) All I can do is say ( lalalalala) to myself 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 Leticia

[@therumimillcrochet]

That’s so funny about the telephone “helpers”….ugh! You’re right though, this is basically the end result of someone playing the telephone game. 😂🤣 Glad you enjoyed the video! 💖💖

[@nette5597]

🤣🤣🤣 only 4 minutes in and I'm already laughing my head off 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

😂🤣Yay!! I hope you enjoyed it and are now excited to make all your friends and family egg bags for Thanksgiving! 😜💖💖

[@MarleneMackenzie-k1h]

GW turned out pretty good. I enjoy working with new patterns snd learning new techniques, however, i dont believe i would follow through with this kit.....to many grammerical errors in the translation. I applaud you on your efforts on completing this. I enjoy watching your channel...many laughs and giggles. 😅

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you enjoyed the video and I nearly did throw in the towel on this guy. But I thought, what will I bring to Thanksgiving this year? They were counting on ME to bring the egg bag. 🤣😂 So, thankfully I have now fulfilled my duties. 😍💖🥚

[@gayleleblanc2601]

I laughed thru this whole video! Thanks Cindy!

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you got some giggles!!! 💕 That makes me so happy! 😍

[@karenmongan3174]

You made my day!! Lol. I just got my kit today! I feel your pain. I too am exprrienced so will make my way through. Already used wrong yarn for body becsuse i was following.color chart on page 2 incorrectly obviously.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yes, those instructions leave lots to the imagination. But it’s a fun cryptic puzzle if you enjoy misery, and I won’t lie, at times it’s wonderful to discover how smart or not smart I am😂🤣 I hope you enjoy your sausage mouth egg bag. May he bring many an egg to your next holiday! 😂💖🥚

[@karenmongan3174]

Yeah the one i ordered said it was the color "bule" on amazon website. So the only row on the chart on page 2 with the color "bule" was row 3. So quite "naturally" i started to follow row 3. So turns out the face determines the color and my face was blue not "bule" which i thought was a fancy name for the bottom color. "Bule was a typo on both Amazon and row 3 of the chart. Oh well all well that ends well. Lol.

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@karenmongan3174 oh my….tech editor!!! Bless you and your bule sausage mouth. You probably need a good stiff drink after that. I’m so sorry it was that bad.

[@marybutz7687]

Thank you so much for this review! What a hoot! Just curious-what reviews did this company have prior to your trying this out? I also thoroughly enjoyed the previous comments that others made. 😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

It has a 3.5 star review. Most were complaining about the yarn or poor instructions. Samesies…. I’m so glad you enjoyed the video. 💖💖 Thank you for being here! 😍

[@jenniebear8975]

He’s still a super cute monster.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Thank you so much! 😍🩵

[@ledonnawallace2062]

Sausage mouth egg holders is going to be the new thing for the Thanksgiving gift. It’s a marketing idea that is not yet found its audience.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Right?!? Turkeys lay eggs….just saying. This year instead of bringing a side dish, everyone brings their own egg bag. Or make a table scape with a bunch of GW’s filled with eggs on the table….welp, I just turned that into a horror flick…oops. 🥴🤣

[@jeannewells6747]

You are adorable 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh, thank you!!! Can you tell my kids that?!? 😜💖💖

[@louisesanto]

Wow, you are patient and persistent. In my house that kit would be flying across the room along with some choice words. I hate (strong word) patterns with errors or that are written poorly. Technical review is critical.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Right?!? It shocks me that a company that can put this out, doesn’t think to get tech editing done by someone who speaks English. I think they just used AI. Ugh….if it helps, I cussed quite a bit. 😂😜💖

[@acraftyseason1007]

My biggest takeaway from this video🤔 is it made to hold hard boiled eggs or just regular eggs (that is the question)😉. I needed this video in my life. 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I question that too. If you go to the site on Amazon, they actually put an egg down GW’s throat. I hope it’s boiled but anyone just carrying eggs around in a sausage mouth bag, we probably need to question their mental state. I’m so glad you enjoyed it! 😂🤣💖💖💖

[@dalesample8611]

You are better than me because I would have sent it back to Amazon. (Love their return policy) I have seen them advertised, but they are not my style. The warning is in the description. Misspelled words tell you right away. Keep up the entertaining videos.

[@therumimillcrochet]

True. I saw the painting on the wall, but I thought…how can you screw up a sausage mouth egg bag? 😜😂 I now know, it’s very possible. I did almost quit half way through…but I needed a participation trophy on this one. 😂🤣❤️

[@dalesample8611]

You definitely earned one, although he actually is kind of cute.@@therumimillcrochet

[@RosinaRicciuti]

Thank you for the video, those directions were making me nuts. Those little guys are definitely not for beginners of which I am not. After watching your video I only needed to skim over the directions to create sausage lips. Then I thought, boy With all the yarn I have I could make a lot of these to sell. I wouldn't encourage even an experienced crocheter to purchase this item, cost too much and is some what disappointing.Many thanks for your video.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yeppers, these directions were for the birds. Not a kit I’d ever recommend. But I’m glad my video helped you with it, but I agree this is definitely a pattern I’d only do once. Also, are you bring your eggs to Christmas dinner in yours?🤣😜🥚🎄💗

[@bellastname1244]

You're so dang funny, I'm loving your videos. Your lil guy here came out so cute, but that seems to be in spite of the pattern and not due to its guidance. Still, bet that lad can carry a few eggs, I tell you what.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh my dear serial killing GW….he was quite the challenge. Never doubt the challenges a sausage mouth egg bag can bring to crochet. 🤣😜❤️

[@HappyLittleLoopCrochet]

I might do this anyways just for the adventure.

[@therumimillcrochet]

I say live in the edge. Make your own murderous egg bag, I don’t think you will regret the story you will get to tell about the adventure. 😂💖

[@HappyLittleLoopCrochet]

@@therumimillcrochet I am going to make an entire video about it and just state--- if at any part you are uncomfortable blame Cindy 😂

[@sherrypelkey2453]

When the pattern said “make 5, make 6, etc.” do you think it meant “step 5, step 6,” etc?

[@therumimillcrochet]

After you mentioned this, I went and looked, and I think you’re right. I don’t know why I didn’t notice that. Thank you so much!!! 🩵I can now, at least, rest easy knowing this and “knowing is half the battle” (GI Joe) 🤣😂💕

[@piratedn1nj4]

I believe the things in parentheses e.g. (make X) is more like the order you make things e.g. “make 5” = 5th thing to make. It’s just numbering methinks.

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yep, you’re right. It’s really nice to be in a community that’s smarter than me. 😂💕 One of the first comments after I posted the video suggested this, I then felt like a moron, for not even giving that a thought 🤣. I think its placement is what threw me off so much. Ugh….ill say it again…tech editor!!! 😜😂💖Thanks for your input, I appreciate it. 😁

[@colleensandy3219]

You are so funny I'm going to pee myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh the making of GW…that guy. He’s a mess. Did you watch the making of the cow Marilyn? You probably need to just stay in the bathroom for that one. I make myself laugh on that one. 😜❤️

[@nammyg5151]

Cindy this is my first time watching you and I laughed so much as I sit here crocheting on my sausage mouth I bought. Everything you said I said the same to myself. I finally just looked at the box and did what I thought the video is just as confusing as the pattern. I did review on Amazon not in a favourable way big thing not worth the money and very poor instructions. Thanks for sharing your experience. Carry an egg because they go well with sausage right lol. 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I had never thought that pairing my egg with sausage…friend, you’re in to something! This is basically, breakfast in yarn form disguised as a serial killer. 🤣😂 I’m sorry you are suffering through that pattern too. One of my subscribers told me the “make 5,6,7” thing is the order to go in. Why I never noticed that….im not sure. But I’m not the sharpest crayon in the box. 😂🤣 Good luck!!💖💖

[@nammyg5151]

I think you are closer with serial killer 🤣🤪

[@leannmarshall28]

I needed this laugh! We do appreciate the comic relief--we all need relief--and the continuity in clothing. Even though the pattern was crazy, the little sausage mouth critter did turn out cute. Please don't put an egg in it.

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad you appreciated my continuity. I love that word and finally got to use it. 😂 Hope I brought you some smiles! 💖💖😁

[@savannahhostetler8283]

I wonder if the make 2, make 5, make 7 etc was the order you were supposed to crochet it in?

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yes…you’re right, sadly I figured this out (thanks to one of y’all) after the video posted. 🥴But I’m so relieved to have that part of the puzzle solved. I feel kinda…umm…not bright for not realizing it sooner. 🤦🏻‍♀️ oh well…😜💖

[@lisapettit7403]

I'm laughing so hard it hurts! Maybe you should apply for the tech editor job? 🤣

[@matilda4903]

😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yessssss!!!!! Puleeeeze!!!! 😍Save these people. Hope you’re doing well my dear!! 💕💕

[@lisapettit7403]

@@therumimillcrochet Wouldn't it be hilarious if the company watched your review? they would be calling your for sure!

[@therumimillcrochet]

@@lisapettit7403 right?!? I’d send them your way and say, “beegofly, meet Lisa. She knows English and crochet terms. She can also explain why we don’t carry our eggs in a bag and gift them during holidays.” 😂🤣💖I won’t tell them that calling it a sausage mouth is probably not a good name, simply because, I’m me. 😂🤣😂

[@lisapettit7403]

@@therumimillcrochet #careergoals As a teacher who goes about not-so-silently correcting other people's grammar I would take that job. Especially if I could do it from my Lazy Boy while I crochet murderous sausage mouths!

[@KnottingHookCrochet]

He is goofy cute! I have to know, were you secretly cussing this project off camera?🤣🤣

[@therumimillcrochet]

Oh honey…..cussing, lots. I would have made my hubby blush and that’s saying something. 🤣😜💖

[@FloridasYesteryear]

I was laughin' so hard I snorted. Maybe they were loaded when they wrote the instructions. (Drink 2 with your homie Snoop Dog). But the only thing I could think of is that it is close to Easter so maybe he doubles as an Easter Basket. 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Are you a snorter too?! 😜❤️Yes, we can definitely use GW while hunting for eggs… “kids be sure to open his sausage mouth large enough to put your eggs in there! And don’t worry I tacked his lips on so it will hold the eggs in there real good.” 😂🤣😂❤️❤️

[@FloridasYesteryear]

@therumimillcrochet oh yeah and sometimes my husband will fake snort to see if he can get me to snort.

[@ElainefromPenguinPlaceCrafts]

And I thought the Dollar Tree kits were bad! 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Truly….no es muy bueno. 🥴❤️

[@TinaBW1]

For an egg carrying murder, GW turned out really cute!

[@therumimillcrochet]

Right?!? He’s gonna be the Belle of the Ball at Thanksgiving. I’ll just be handing out egg bags right and left, while my family starts calling psych wards on my behalf. 😂🤣💕

[@debbiestuckey6599]

😂 You had to write your own pattern, basically. 😢😅 You did a marvelous job with that monster😅 and non-understandable pattern. Lol. Maybe it's part of the culture of where that "pattern" came from to carry eggs in a monster. Who knows. Hilarious!😂 Well done!! 🤗👏👏

[@therumimillcrochet]

Yes, I wonder if it is a cultural thing in some country. If it is…I have sooooooo many questions. 😂🤣I’m so glad you enjoyed the video and stopped in to comment. Have a wonderful week ahead! 💖💖💖

[@glingrams]

Just because I think the way they write doesn’t mean I UnDeRsTaNd!! I’m going to have to watch this 10x over so I can maintain this 8 pack ab workout I’ve started since watching this. 🤦🏽‍♀️😵‍💫 Crochet blind is a thing.😵‍💫 Are you using your hands? 🙌🏽 Ya know I’m sure he’s related to “Animal” and he is “Pota Rican”!! 😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

I kept thinking the whole time he looked like a Sesame Street character, I’m glad you saw a Jim Henson creation in it too. (I live animal btw🤣💖) secondly, I love this form if exercise, I might per myself but I won’t sweat. 😂🤣 Thanks for being here!❤️

[@DebbieColeman-p4h]

you always make me laugh.

[@therumimillcrochet]

I’m so glad!! Mission accomplished 😍💖

[@boshita638]

I tried my best to focus and pay attention to your video but the cacti behind you distracted me, I kept imagining something else 😂😂😂.

[@therumimillcrochet]

I have no idea what you are referring to👀😂🍆🌵I hope you’re just admiring Carl (that’s the cactus’s name☺️) and his lovely appendages. Those were hand made….🤦🏻‍♀️🤣😂👋🏻

[@kimwheeler8414]

I got the sauage mouth key hider from temu, says it's for a beginner. There is no way a beginner could have figured out these instructions or pattern. I'm still trying to figure it out. I can't stand when they call crochet knitting......ITS NOT THE SAME PPL. Mine didn't come in a box it came in a bag

[@therumimillcrochet]

I completely agree! This was not a beginner pattern at all. Just recovering the instructions took a degree. I hope your were at least able to enjoy the yarn….sorta. It was odd too. But we got to look for the bright side…🫣🤪💜

[@trerubinsy6250]

Omg. 😂 I needed a distraction and I got one. I’m in stitches..how many? That’s between me and the lord..

[@therumimillcrochet]

You got me with that one….oh puns….they make me smile. 😂🤣 I’m glad you got some giggles in. 💕

[@BetsyAllen-tp5ii]

This is what happens when you are drunk when you type out a pattern. Consider drinking and closing one eye when reading this pattern. Muscle memory with your stitches, and your stitch count. You are growing in your understanding that drinking and g l u e eyes don't mix.😂😂

[@therumimillcrochet]

Soooooo true!! GW was truly one of the worst patterns ever! But I’m so glad that I’ll never go to any holiday function without my own egg bag now. I’ll also be the one who has an egg bag….😂😜🤣

[@cottontailcrafts1719]

That kit would have been sent back so fast lol

[@therumimillcrochet]

I really wanted to quit halfway through but for y’all I made the sacrifice 😂🤣

[@cottontailcrafts1719]

@@therumimillcrochet you did a great job considering what ya had to work with lol