Is This the Smartest Way to Play Football? | Sunday League's Greatest Moments #3

The world holds its breath as another instalment of clips of the beautiful game from around the world are dropped onto my audience like a huge pile of glorious faecal matter
Send in your best Sunday League clips to: [e-mail]
1. Insta: @amasio20
2. Shawn Reinoehl
3. Ben Lewis
4. Javi Gomez (player's name)
Sent in by Jude Gale
5. [e-mail]
6. Twitter: @MadsStrack
7. ?
8. Aydin Hussein
9. ?
10. Giorgos Skoulidas
11. Alex Stefanos
12. [e-mail]
13. [e-mail]
14. Elijah Vines
15. [e-mail]
16. Seamus Kane (player's name)
Sent in by Jarlath Smyth
17. Nicholas Pagano
18. Sent in by Joey Miller (not his clip though)
19. ?
20. Stanley Matthews
21. Sent in by Zack (not his clip though)
22. Twitter: @MillbourVideos
23. Dag Aukrust
24. Iestyn Evans
25. ?
26. Zachary
27. Aleksa Radivojevic
28. Dougie Penman (Penicuik Athletic)
29. Josh Patrick (player's name)
30. [e-mail]
31. ?
32. ?
33. ?
34. Player's twitter: @JimmyRimmer16
Filmer's twitter: @charlie_rimr
35. ?
36. Dean Leos
37. Pablo Delgadillo
38. ?
Having a few issues with the credit list. Sorry about the question marks next to some of them. Our email got full and and deleted the emails of some of the clips that were sent in so we could then not find who to credit! If you sent in any of the clips, get in contact and we'll happily replace the question mark with your credit.
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[@bowduels9997]

Player: Slide tackles at the waist. Sidelines: RED CARD!!!! Ref: We don’t do that here

[@acrazer3420]

VAR!!??

[@joseff_rob3667]

Nice averngers infinity war reference there

[@JamesWilson-21]

Lol I liked it and got it to 1.4k

[@TEGames]

:Explained: In most Sunday League clubs you don't get yellow or red cards till your in like under 13's. My brother's nine and he doesn't have any cards

[@Etherion195]

that is actually really stupid from the ref, especially in such leagues. People are rather prone to go "referee hunting" in those leagues.

[@neweyes1069]

America: sends in best clip they have England: sends a clip of them scuffing an open goal

[@ThomasDavid444]

Josean Olivieri it’s funnier

[@gun_exe8387]

@Alaska is the best state ! no one wants to see really good goals, im only here to laugh at other peoples failure only to realize that i am considerably worse than them

[@lakakwkwkwk294]

Prodigy epitome of English humour and football

[@awuun1984]

Both countries were sending in their best clips

[@blingdaddy3724]

awuun best is subjective. the English clips were funny shithouse clips and things similar to that, whereas the American ones were the ‘best goals’ that were available.

[@samhase8888]

9:45 SCOTT STIRLING!!!!

[@TheDannytaz]

The Man! THE LEGEND

[@memesforfrees8215]

Daniel Barihuta the man! *the myth*! The legend!

[@sus_melons7396]

Yes

[@MC-ln3wf]

LOL

[@trickplitgaming1211]

the man the myth THE LEGEND lol

[@hellomynameis1433]

ChrisMD is a 70 year old man in a young man's body "Surely not" "Oh that's obscene!!"

[@margareteverett160]

Idiot

[@margareteverett160]

Correct Bot

[@kanyevil127]

margaret everett Are you 4?

[@yolia21]

@margaret everett Wait..... but WHAT! An incorrect person. That can’t be. Oh my god! You are so smart! I’ll give u my personal information. My paypal username is johnderek23 and my password is pugwa251it You’re welcome. Have a nice day sir!

[@yolia21]

@Cool Dude no she is a newborn nerd

[@danclarke7711]

Ngl. This has to be one of Chris' best series, no questions asked..

[@eggjahamez4562]

dan clarke question asked

[@jaybruce2067]

the ronaldinho one

[@Whoan01]

dan clarke agreed

[@blank7028]

Did you like it (question asked)

[@isaiosorio4763]

“ I’m not gonna fake react, and react like I haven’t seen it.” *Shows a picture of Harry*

[@Thrawnio]

Isai Osorio ikr me too lol

[@vysefan9708]

When the farther pushes the kid to the save the grandad be like “nice job Nate”

[@arlo5185]

Mikey Z father*

[@vysefan9708]

Nah

[@grrgang1756]

Nice spelling

[@swudi3460]

It’s father

[@its_b3n]

accurate

[@AurioDK]

I only attempted a flying scorpion kick once in my life and it was back in 1984 on a snowy pitch when people didn´t have ready access to all kinds of cameras. It was from just outside the box and went in to the top corner, oddly enough I do remember us losing 1-13 .... I remember so much from that day just because of that kick no one will ever see again. *sad face* My coach bought me an ice-cream on the way home, yes, we eat ice-creams in winter time too here in Denmark.

[@joannelogue4006]

Of course you did

[@bigdaddy7048]

This story is true I was the ice cream

[@bustamante116]

Åhhh, jeg er også fra Danmark

[@flixmincraft4405]

noah port 😂😂

[@flixmincraft4405]

The Spark so ur 64 years old o_o

[@harrijones9361]

Anyone else just realise that the ball Chris played with as a kid is on the shelf behind him ⚽️

[@floriswilbrink1132]

Harri Jones because of you

[@james_watson_5680]

Now I did

[@trankenade958]

FR Gaming Now what? Have you even finished your comment, gone to bed time wow take less time.

[@james_bluebird1273]

We hate Swansea and love cardiff city

[@Har13y46]

Harri Jones it’s the World Cup one from 2018

[@ehgizle7268]

1:45 Chris: Can anyone beat that Ibrahimovic: Am i a joke to you?

[@user-ho1oo6nd5d]

ehgizle better than Ibras

[@ilo9412]

true

[@ilo9412]

@@user-ho1oo6nd5d you for real? ibra did it in a pro game

[@getrekt7772]

Artistic-FootBall it doesn’t count. Hart was so trash 🤣

[@ElSeto93]

Ibrah didn't have a goalie against him. Hart was still on his way back.

[@NoName-pi3tf]

0:55 you realize that the other team defender scored 😂😂😂😂

[@adriftplays5662]

I don’t think that Chris understood that it was that teams defender he thought he actually scored lol

[@shishkebab0182]

R/whoosh

[@merdaalsugo3261]

😂😂😂😂😂😂He was being sarcastic lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kidwithnodream8028]

An amazing own goal

[@edgarvilain1984]

I was looking for this comment

[@benmapstone3818]

I literally used to play for the team that sent in four clips, it’s pronounced penny-cook

[@ferraristrategists5949]

Finally someone knows how to pronounce it because it always annoys me when people pronounce it wrong

[@Tarikyurtsever09]

@@ferraristrategists5949 why you care so much

[@ferraristrategists5949]

@@Tarikyurtsever09 don't know just does

[@blufferfish0896]

I misread this as pennycock lol

[@Zync.tech_]

@@blufferfish0896 same

[@GotSwerved]

"You can't give him that much space there" Had me dying!😭😭😭

[@benc2146]

Louis Richards it was an own goal

[@GotSwerved]

@@benc2146 Yes I know, that's why it's funny mate.

[@havantgirl]

Had me dying with laughter too 😂 😂

[@elxctrodrxgon2983]

6:22 They were trying to outline #9 as the hero for this team. The first clip: he blocked the ball which set up the goal. The second clip: he blocked the goal. The third clip: He scored. It was all #9. Watch it again and follow his number it makes sense.

[@tungdang1834]

Chris: does anyone have the audacity to try a bicycle kick out side the box Zlatan Ibrahimovic: am I a joke to you

[@ShadowMC.]

hahaha

[@connorcusack7304]

That clip with everyone in goal is exactly what happens at my recess football. The other team has like everyone in goal. 😂

[@kbbk22]

9:04 looks like dream league soccer training ground

[@aidandudding2306]

It does lol

[@edwardryding6215]

YES!!!

[@vidarg1593]

SuperNovaX7HD yes!

[@bethoxford2472]

oh yea lol

[@Lauraj23508]

IKR

[@Paperboi-uy9hg]

When he finally starts uploading weekly Me : *happy noise*

[@CoolCalChickenBone]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4qvq2dtprJ0gZI bruhhhhh

[@isla2258]

2:15 my parents think i'm asleep right now and i genuinely just burst into tears laughing i-

[@isla2258]

@Bransmith 2607 indeed

[@julexx2341]

wow aren’t u the rebel

[@nickortiz215]

U-

[@alfieisherwood5568]

Imagine the flying two foot just connecting with the leg. That happened to me last September but now I have a metal rod all the way through my leg. Broke it to 90° never been more scared in my life

[@fire2kill227]

8:02 I think the term flying tackle isn't used correctly in today's football

[@Skadongle]

Fire2Kill 22 as a black belt in Taekwondo i can say he executed a perfect form flying side kick

[@partlycurrent]

people like that need to go to prison

[@lucaellerington9770]

Death 💀

[@japan9893]

Is it just me or is that actually the ball

[@SamDolman44]

6:00 is the reserves of a team I played for. The reds was getting hammered so the blue team was taking the mick

[@robbiecoulson9704]

SamHullCityFan did u I was at the game my dad filmed it

[@marisamonteleone9561]

Ibra himself would’ve been proud of that bicycle kick

[@stanharms4029]

Marisa Monteleone zlatan would never b

[@ShadowMC.]

PLEASE can you upload more of this series. I love it. There are some hilarious clips and absolutely astonishing goals from Sunday league. PLEASE upload this series more and i love the great content.

[@pulzify6706]

Chris: Starts uploading weekly Me: *Happy Villager Noise*

[@Murphy-bq8ro]

Not funny Didn't laugh

[@trankenade958]

Murphy 71106 It wasn't supposed to be funny, it was supposed to show happiness.

[@Murphy-bq8ro]

@@trankenade958 ok that doesn't mean it has to be funny, its just that it wasn't funny, so I said that

[@trankenade958]

Murphy 71106 You win.

[@tobytiger0498]

1:00 I don’t think Chris realised the guy scored an own goal 😂😂

[@keelanbyrne8158]

Woooooooosh

[@kingepic6247]

Toby Tiger 04 thankyouuu thought no one noticed looool 😂

[@roryporter810]

King Epic He was obviously joking

[@epicfan1598]

Or maybe he did and he was just joking

[@EC-uo4iv]

He did, he was just being sarcastic

[@pidgey4791]

12:20 and it was different foot in the second, definitely a baller

[@dxeano]

Had to come check out the comments as I don't play anymore just to hype myself up again lol. Almost had a hattrick this game hitting the crossbar on another free kick!

[@atticusbrown6736]

This wouldn’t be nearly as funny without Chris’s reactions!!! 😂

[@remishehab3978]

cant disagree

[@DepletedLithium]

He's one of the few channels that have genuine, good reactions

[@joshuatulettthompson]

Who is gonna win Like ksi Comment Logan

[@elxctrodrxgon2983]

lets go logan

[@runningdinosaur1451]

Nissi Vlogz are you 7

[@runningdinosaur1451]

Btw come on ksi

[@adi79able]

Subscribe to PewDiePie yep

[@crocodilehunters5528]

Subscribe to PewDiePie but you commented

[@soccertube2889]

Chris- "The crowd over hyped that goal so much." Me- "Because they are what we call American Soccer Moms who cheer when their child touches the ball"

[@Rrobert5425150]

It looked like a girl's league playing, which would make the voices in the stands most likely the boys soccer team. Who would definitely over hype something like that.

[@nathanspuler2571]

Soccer Tube student sections are retarded

[@alanathaizlopez]

this was last year with my team and the entire game we were down, this was a LAST MINUTE game winner...

[@lizjones5746]

I got 69th like 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohammedahmed2096]

LOL

[@willlongley1657]

The bicycle kick where Chris said ‘obscene,’ was actually into his own net 😂

[@m.duggan06-96]

Time stamp?

[@joebarnett3345]

No it wasn’t, his teammates celebrated when it went in 5:42

[@haroldthevsco3761]

@@joebarnett3345 no it was, he was on blue team and the yellow team celebrated

[@jjrc7424]

bruh no it's not

[@winged2905]

@@haroldthevsco3761 he was on yellow team???!!!!

[@abhinavispog3084]

ChrisMD: I’m not gonna fake my reaction *shows pic of harry*

[@amasiojutel8719]

Chris I'm the mcgeady spin kid, cheers for the inclusion of the clip, it was a cross not a shot ;)

[@ParqeetFC]

But if it went in you would of said it was a shot right

[@matteuszintl7755]

Was that in dunedin

[@amasiojutel8719]

Joshua Morty timaru, but I was playing for Otago

[@liamberryman2144]

@@amasiojutel8719 I'm the guy you mcGeady spinned

[@amasiojutel8719]

liam berryman wait genuinely??

[@dantdmjr256]

ChrisMD watching these clips His mind:I wish I could play like that

[@Edgar-sr7db]

0:57 Sergio reguilon’s first goal was a banger

[@parah5823]

5:08 dvd loading screen if u know u know

[@zoenszoen]

I love how the guy at 10:03 just said to himself "If this donny isn't gonna stop being a show-off imma snap his kneecaps"

[@zoenszoen]

@DubZ Trxps oh, reaaaaaally? 😐😑

[@zoenszoen]

No shit, sherlock

[@CShiv]

10:00 whoops my foot slipped 😂

[@chrismascarenhas1059]

Ref I got the ball

[@daithire]

Wrapped up my first season last month, lost a final, got relegated, and then won a cup absolutely battering the teams in our new division. It was a tricky season for me, hitting the post and crossbar, but I definitely have some personal highlights like at the beginning of a seven a side match that I was the captain of, at kick off I just got the ball in My own half and just sprinted past the rest of the team with ease. It was an okay first season, but I'm gonna do my best to prepare for the new season in late January/early February (I live in Ireland, for some reason our season begins at the start of Spring and ends in October). Next season one of my goals is to start recording my matches, I'm actually considering getting a camera for Christmas, so I might use it at the matches. Wish me luck

[@spencerbaldwin3816]

Fun fact (About 2 years late): The clip in 4:18 is now starting left back for the Colorado Rapids of the MLS. He's also made 2 USMNT appearances. plus the clip was when he was playing for the youth team of the Colorado Rapids.

[@edwardvockins9101]

RIP Chris didn't notice luke from Palmers FC 3:51

[@gaffer2602]

9:37 this was on episode 2 of ftw by fng

[@MatteoXZ]

Oisín Moran Someone sent him that

[@MitrovicOnYT]

Oisín Moran It really does especially how they jump when they shoot

[@dinkyplays5995]

Who cares

[@MC-ln3wf]

Should be the beautiful game part lol

[@gaffer2602]

@@MatteoXZ I know, just pointing it out

[@jjvplayz5006]

Hey, Chris big fan of your work. Excellent stuff. Since El Clasico is nearing and tensions are already high. I would suggest doing another El clasico video with Harry (Wroetoshaw). Who will be the winner???

[@elsiecc163]

0:42 legend has it he's still skilling out people to this day

[@muhammadelias9857]

"and on that bombshell" its time for ChrisMD to revive Top Gear

[@mattoberlander3446]

I think this is the most consistent Chris has ever been. I’m loving it!

[@j_pap9749]

10:10 Chris: "We've all wanted to do that at some point....." Me: *"thinks of all people that suffered from myself doing this"*

[@thekingofadventure4168]

Thanks for linking all the songs down in the description

[@randomrobingaming2775]

Half way through this video I realised that I was smiling constantly throughout the video 😂😂more of these please 🤣

[@ravindernagra3293]

RandomRobinGaming when I was reading this comment I realized i was smiling constantly throughout the video and the comment! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidvalencia129]

13:02 Chris... I think that clip is from usa... That should explain a lot of the hype.

[@eats4cheaps305]

It's also girls high school

[@dylanlopez9310]

Yea tru

[@bullyingconnor6371]

It’s like two people yelling.

[@hannesmarland858]

Nothing gets u going like a new chrismd video on a saturday morning

[@glentight]

0:50 "Oh what a finish, you can't gibe him that sort of space there"🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Own Goal*

[@poplijgtt6143]

3:26 that’s my senior team lollll 😂

[@crd3081]

7:37 BEST TAKKLE OF THE VIDEO

[@g.c.z8444]

NICE JOB MATE

[@exactinmidget92]

The intro is literally Lewendoski whenever he plays with the national team.

[@Weeble_RL]

No one: The people that watched that one Teen-Titans episode: Fùtbal

[@bekomajozi1879]

😂😂

[@thejohnsonfam4849]

I know! It’s so annoying. I’m a 10 yr old American and I know it’s football.

[@easyxgreens8325]

😂😂😂😂

[@easyxgreens8325]

I have a little brother and he stopped watching the show from then on

[@jackharding664]

Yess

[@sammitchell9455]

Wow never been so early to a vid before Loving the recent uploads

[@selinarochelle]

Does Chris know that at 0:54 it was an own goal? 😂 I feel like I'm missing Chris's sarcasm

[@sambourns1384]

Looking for a comment that said that

[@jamesmitch3ll]

it’s his sarcasm

[@bumpkin7014]

He’s obviously being sarcastic lmaooo

[@aprameyapandit1549]

I don’t think so😂

[@samuelkh6652]

Bruh

[@Jacobinho]

1:00 BRUH THATS HUMMELS VS FRANCE.

[@4tyu3318]

This video in a nutshell: 15 minutes of still 0-0

[@janothy]

We need a video of just absolutely crunching tackles

[@reubenknight9753]

15 minutes of really good shots and goals My local football club: that’s not how we do it here

[@jamesfox7101]

The online defending from a corner is edgehill football club tradition which we have never conceded from in a game this was our third team carrying it out successfully nobody is allowed to move off the line apart from the goalie until the ball goes out into touch

[@aryanprabhudesai7445]

Do more of these. They are so good. 'The epitome of the beautiful game'

[@PenicuikAthTV]

8:14 Penny-cook Athletic 😉

[@qrmillz8253]

PenicuikAthTV edinsouth ftw x

[@timrogers2259]

0:55 it was an own goal 🥅🤦‍♂️😂

[@rdomingue3470]

Obviously

[@keelanbyrne8158]

Woooosh

[@Crashedcartoon]

I watched 2 unskipable adds definitely worth it

[@samjanes2696]

2:53 this man sends himself to the changing room to cut up the oranges 😂 😂😂

[@DepletedLithium]

Chances anyone sees this is low but I literally threw up laughing at the whole team in goal

[@jackmacleod3452]

4:34 I swear that’s the pitch that Kieran Brown plays on for his footy vids Like if u see

[@brentpratley]

Jack Macleod I’m pretty sure that is two American teams

[@creativegamer1236]

OMG I totally see

[@creativegamer1236]

I watch Kieran too!

[@db_yourname4400]

No

[@mchouseboat3405]

7:03 can I just mention that I love this commentator and the one from the clip right after🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lachlansinger3480]

Not Sunday league but in your next one react to the Riley mcgree scorpion kick. It was in a semi final of the biggest league here in Australia for my team thankfully. But mainly look at the coaches reaction at the end 😂

[@williamhoward7756]

10:00 Nobody: Windows on Chris’ computer: no

[@Fibless]

6:00, my favorite thing about this clip is the one player in the center who claps after the player misses the shot to be like, "Alright bois we were tryin' to cheese that one out, but he missed anyway. I see this as an absolute win" You know he is the captain of that team, no doubt

[@mb0875]

Fibless oh definitely sooo true

[@markmelon23mlf18]

On the windy clip, that wasn't a goal because if nobody touches the ball and it goes straight in a corner is awarded. Law 16 states "A goal may be scored directly from a goal kick, but only against the opposing team"

[@tryngle9538]

The last time i tried a bycicle kick i nearly broke someones nose

[@rynea5686]

10:53 I had a kid on my team who did this but sent it over the bar at least once a season for about 10 years

[@samelliott5780]

Love the vids Chris these are the funniest 😂😂

[@ellthom9468]

7:02 7:18 7:41 Three of the best clips from the crowd here 😂

[@iraxllvenom5782]

13:39 Chris’s face when he first sees the bicycle kick😂

[@mikelasaju3140]

The dad: 'Nice job Nate's The ref thinking: 'I'll send the dad of instead'

[@yaboy4326]

Ha🤣

[@BigMan-lz1ws]

🤣🤣👍

[@nuggetman09]

0:57 I don't think that Chris realises that he scored an own goal what a finish tho, probably the best the centre-back will score in his life

[@t1_dripzyt]

The dad puching the kid savage🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got in recommended in quarantine

[@tonyadam8130]

This is why ChrisMD is a LEGEND 1:22.

[@fernybaez7850]

At 8:07 that’s my face at 3 am when my mom comes in

[@jamesultron854]

Nobody: Chris: *trends with every video he releases* WE STAN ❤

[@leighburns2359]

Player:fly kicks him in the head Team:RED CARD!!!! Ref:we shouldn’t do that

[@tomcottee2729]

You'd think they'd have made soccer am down the years. Amazing skill and downright hilarity in these videos

[@trustlosclips395]

10:00 that was were people play the Ontario Cup Lmao

[@Brian-xt2ge]

*Premier league:* Player looks in general direction of opponent *Referee:* Red card *Sunday league:* flying tackle *Referee:* On your feet lad let's keep it flowing

[@TobiasRohde]

11:33 This reminds me of my first game ever. It must have been in 1985. A friendly game, my team leads 11:0 and the opposing team fails to score shortly before the end because of a puddle.

[@archielav6788]

please do another one of these i love them!!!!!

[@peterstrakowski1686]

1:08 look at Chris’ face lmao😂😂

[@nicolacollins9057]

imagen back collision with the post and then a mitre football to the head [you have chosen death]

[@NandoTorres07]

ChrisMD does every thing right in the KZbin generation; light-hearted fun videos that everyone can enough. It's the antithesis of social media in the age of influencers and the Kardashians.

[@Femiforfun]

0:36 The kid took the phrase, “kick through the ball” a bit too literally 😂.

[@EvZ1234]

Omg another banger u r my idol honestly you have helped me through some really hard times

[@lukehiorns2972]

God bless you

[@EvZ1234]

master yoda blessed I am

[@EvZ1234]

master yoda I just subscribed to u

[@vincentnguyen2266]

6:05 when your manager tells you to park the bus

[@markmoffat597]

So at 3:27, that was in the league I play in Melbourne, Australia. The team who scored needed to win to gain promotion….they’re also our biggest rivals

[@robynarron9972]

Chris: when the keeper doesn’t move it makes it look so much better also Chris: when he’s scores a free kick and the keeper dives for it and it still goes in “Oi you made that look so good”