Isaac the Afghan Jew heals a Tajik soldier's wife

  Рет қаралды 208,611

Dan Alexe

Dan Alexe

Күн бұрын

Cabal in Kabul: a documentary comedy by Dan Alexe. Coming out in theaters in Paris on October 17.

Пікірлер: 813
@whatever9936tff
@whatever9936tff 9 ай бұрын
We collectively owe Zebulon an apology
@user-dostiBaniRaheBus
@user-dostiBaniRaheBus 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@miguelangelgomez3927
@miguelangelgomez3927 3 ай бұрын
no we dont, xD he just doesnt know how to live aparently xD
@user-ix3en1zd7n
@user-ix3en1zd7n Ай бұрын
FOUND ZEBULON : kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJbTmZqcntF6l5I
@Jahr_1974
@Jahr_1974 15 күн бұрын
​@@user-ix3en1zd7n Zebulon is pretty chill 😂
@RandomBazooka
@RandomBazooka 9 ай бұрын
I see why Zabulon dissed him so ruthlessly. Man's a menace.
@mrzelo8788
@mrzelo8788 9 ай бұрын
XD
@michaelpetras1613
@michaelpetras1613 9 ай бұрын
.name
@TheMarulaMonarch
@TheMarulaMonarch 8 ай бұрын
Idk I dislike Zabulon a great deal more
@MrEpz4321
@MrEpz4321 5 ай бұрын
A sorcerer and a scoundrel.
@nabiltarantino1202
@nabiltarantino1202 7 ай бұрын
"we can't stay here 12 days to watch him sniff tobacco." 😂
@illliiiiillliii6265
@illliiiiillliii6265 5 ай бұрын
What did he want? Company or to sniff the wives bedsheets or something? Obviously this "12 day treatment" could be explained in 30 minutes and done at home.
@ESRz
@ESRz 2 ай бұрын
Chuffff...wehsyfyyehewehowehohuoho
@olir6910
@olir6910 8 күн бұрын
​@@ESRz😂😂😂😂😂
@loremipsum3625
@loremipsum3625 7 ай бұрын
growing up is realizing that Isaac was the main villain all along
@at5297
@at5297 7 ай бұрын
Oy vey!
@True-Sea-Turtle
@True-Sea-Turtle 7 ай бұрын
Always have been always will be.
@Followerofchrist2091
@Followerofchrist2091 5 ай бұрын
Anti Semitic. Jews are more caring than Muslims
@RestIess.Gambler
@RestIess.Gambler 5 ай бұрын
What did I do?
@notpillow6759
@notpillow6759 5 ай бұрын
​@@RestIess.GamblerIsaac's are always up to some devious stuff and you are one of them so quit acting like a victim we know exactly what you have been up to
@TheGloriusContent
@TheGloriusContent 3 ай бұрын
To get this kind of footage is heroic.
@besteyldz6601
@besteyldz6601 9 ай бұрын
Turns out Zabulon was right 😂
@ainz2579
@ainz2579 9 ай бұрын
Yeah i thought he was insane one but dude is actually a scammer
@ashgonza92
@ashgonza92 9 ай бұрын
Sorcerer!
@misterkefir
@misterkefir 9 ай бұрын
lmao seriously though!
@HASHHASSIN
@HASHHASSIN 9 ай бұрын
@besteyldz6601 I heard it is very common practice in Turkey.
@besteyldz6601
@besteyldz6601 9 ай бұрын
@@HASHHASSIN it's not
@JacobOman-qb1lm
@JacobOman-qb1lm 9 ай бұрын
Zabulon was right he’s a scoundrel lmfao
@ophirbactrius8285
@ophirbactrius8285 9 ай бұрын
Also no wonder why Zabulon hissed triple goy toward him because he really in enthusiastic when doing treatment to Afghani non jews.
@at5297
@at5297 9 ай бұрын
I reckon Isaac conned Zebulon years ago, and he's still pissed off about it.
@garcalej
@garcalej 9 ай бұрын
“What are you up to over there, you old wizard?!?” “Shut up, Zabulon! Nobody wants to hear your wretched voice!” “Don’t buy anything from him!! He is a fraud! A cheat! A liar! The devil take his tongue!” “The devil wipe his ass with yours, windbag!”
@urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835
@urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835 9 ай бұрын
Pimp! Old scoundrel! -Zabulon
@besteyldz6601
@besteyldz6601 9 ай бұрын
@@at5297 how do you know that?
@gustv1562
@gustv1562 2 ай бұрын
Nobody mentions it but the bare feet in boots is the real crime here
@thehair9236
@thehair9236 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@khamzatisrailov9291
@khamzatisrailov9291 5 ай бұрын
Isaac the charlatan, the magician! Zabulon was not lying!
@oliverhakim414
@oliverhakim414 4 жыл бұрын
Never ask Eshaq to write anything down
@myjourneytotruth
@myjourneytotruth 3 жыл бұрын
For a sec the guy accompanying the lady was so afraid for his life like if he was going to get cursed by the old dude for pissing him off 😂
@Die_mache
@Die_mache 4 ай бұрын
Lol eshaq means "scum" in my language
@bolverkvolsung6142
@bolverkvolsung6142 2 ай бұрын
He doesn't want proof so if it doesn't work and they come back angry he can just say you did it wrong.😂
@domvader100
@domvader100 7 ай бұрын
Bro is trying to heal with asmr
@bignae8845
@bignae8845 7 ай бұрын
“Want me to write this down aghh” bro don’t know what he just did he was free-styling😂😂
@m-d716
@m-d716 9 ай бұрын
Isaac got the legendary Afghan anger 😡 😂 . Don’t ask Isaac to write anything he will pick on all panjsheris 😅
@MianMuhammadHassan-uv8xp
@MianMuhammadHassan-uv8xp 8 ай бұрын
he's not Afghan bro I disown him
@LooneyTunes-id5pu
@LooneyTunes-id5pu 7 ай бұрын
LOL more like yewz getting in Touch with them to work with them against the populace. Did not succeded at all LOL.
@alpha_6t9
@alpha_6t9 4 ай бұрын
and we were blaming zabulon smh
@q9260
@q9260 6 ай бұрын
He try to scam people with his mumbo jumbo but his customer are too dumb to follow the instruction 😂😂 hilarious
@sagarkalab
@sagarkalab 9 ай бұрын
his husband said he understood everything and seconds later he asks to right down the information so someone at home can read and explain it to them lmao bro indeed Isaac will be angry😂😂
@mohammadashrafkhan4737
@mohammadashrafkhan4737 7 ай бұрын
Wrong translation. The husband first thought it takes Isaac 12 days to write (develop) the thing. But then he understood it actually take 12 days to use it. There is no such thing in Afghanistan of writing procedures. That would never come to the guys mind, never. They both speak in a completely different accents. The translator would have to pay close attention to get everything right.
@khadijah5488
@khadijah5488 5 ай бұрын
​@@mohammadashrafkhan4737 thank you. I know that language from a ciry to city also changes drastically in terms of their lifestyle and customs. And literally translating doesn't really mean truth. We Forget sometimes how complex the human lifestyle is and also different.
@mahboobzegham806
@mahboobzegham806 2 ай бұрын
wrong translation! The man asked him to write it down incase they forget the process so someone who is literate read it and refresh their memory.....!
@Blueshirt38
@Blueshirt38 26 күн бұрын
What a silly comment. You do know that the literacy rate in Afghanistan was around 35% around the time of this video, right? You wouldn't expect this rural woman and a poor soldier to be educated and literate.
@bignae8845
@bignae8845 7 ай бұрын
No way so Zabulon wasn’t lying 😂😂😂
@AZr7099
@AZr7099 7 ай бұрын
What did zabulon say bout dis guy?
@baglayan
@baglayan 6 ай бұрын
@@AZr7099 "you cheat your customers with false charms"
@Hamzaorabi91
@Hamzaorabi91 6 ай бұрын
@@baglayan"what dirty tricks are you cooking up you dreadful old man"
@besteyldz6601
@besteyldz6601 2 ай бұрын
@@AZr7099 and also called him triple goy 😂
@olagh.
@olagh. 8 жыл бұрын
The Old-man really panicked when that guy told him they were gonna stay there till she was cured cuz he knows all his work is pure bull-dust LOL
@angerycamel2
@angerycamel2 3 жыл бұрын
so why he there?
@LavarasonJamarIGG
@LavarasonJamarIGG 3 жыл бұрын
Bro stop disrespecting him
@dudefrombelgium
@dudefrombelgium 9 ай бұрын
@user-oi2zd9zv5k Not or anything. Learn to have basic respect for your fellow human, even if that human is bitter, you must try to be good.
@LoyalOpposition
@LoyalOpposition 9 ай бұрын
Right. He went from "12 days" to "OK, we can do it now"
@tgs_10
@tgs_10 9 ай бұрын
​@@dudefrombelgiumhes a stupid clown, you guys being like that just cuz hes jew, no matter what all of those people who thinks they can shirk the god they all are CLOWNS
@Idontcare889
@Idontcare889 7 ай бұрын
How the fuck did i get this recommended by YT?? LMAO!!! I love it
@frankc9086
@frankc9086 2 ай бұрын
You have to watch the original two Afghan Jews arguing 😂
@bukharianboy
@bukharianboy 15 жыл бұрын
He is probably a Bukharian Jew, born in Afghanistan with ancestors from Uzbekistan and other Central Asian countries. A lot of Bukharian Jews escaped to Afghanistan when the Russians took over in the late 19th century and then again when the Soviets took power
@omerghorizai6352
@omerghorizai6352 9 ай бұрын
Bukharian Jews are actually Persian Jews who settled there in Bukhara after crossing Afghanistan. The Jews that came and lived in Afghanistan were also Persian Jews so no you're wrong
@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg
@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg 9 ай бұрын
I mean you're both wrong because this is a Mocumentary, it's not even real.
@omerghorizai6352
@omerghorizai6352 9 ай бұрын
@@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg i don't know about that but the fact is Isaac was a real jew living really in Afghanistan.
@openlyracist8055
@openlyracist8055 9 ай бұрын
​@@omerghorizai6352You're both wrong, Bukharan jews aren't persian Jews. They're Turkic Jews who actually moved southward with the turkic tribes. Their language is close to Uzebek so they existed in close proximity to the Uzbeks for centuries. The Persian Jews did live near them but the Jews in Afghanistan are Bukharans so this would mean @bukharianboy was closer to the truth. The persian Jews avoided Afghanistan so the Bulharan and Cochins lived there.
@alikhanmoazzam
@alikhanmoazzam 9 ай бұрын
Many then settled in Karachi , Pakistan in 40s 1960s their still a Cemetery..
@E-elecTrendingElectrisch-zm5ii
@E-elecTrendingElectrisch-zm5ii 5 ай бұрын
Turns out that Isaac learned all old generation (grandma’s )afghans the tricks to heal there kids or scare them
@Eddie-Iblis
@Eddie-Iblis 7 ай бұрын
I’m sorry Zabulon!
@grimori
@grimori 27 күн бұрын
I would watch endless hours of him consulting with his customers.
@GlobeZoomers
@GlobeZoomers 7 ай бұрын
I knew zobulon was right
@ImSaneperson
@ImSaneperson 5 ай бұрын
Feels like you're watching a sitcom 😂
@dimosSF
@dimosSF 5 ай бұрын
Sometimes I feel like Zavulon, when around me there are charlatans like Isaac who insist that you can be cured with homeopathy and that the earth is flat. Zavulon is a warrior of light against obscurantism.
@GlobeZoomers
@GlobeZoomers 7 ай бұрын
who is watching in 2024
@katharinahuth4242
@katharinahuth4242 8 жыл бұрын
ba khoda Ishaq Levy, video besyor khub hast . They speak Dari its Afghan Persian loh Iwrith. I can understand it very velly, without this subtitle. Afghan Jews have ever spoken in Afghanistan Bukhori and Dari. Bukhori is a mix of Dari, Farsi, Tajik and Hebrew, its something like for the European Jews Yiddish or for the others Ladino.
@metabantherapy
@metabantherapy 3 ай бұрын
Best video i have seen on youtube
@solitudeinarctic787
@solitudeinarctic787 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Isaac...u were a legend.
@iTZzEroK
@iTZzEroK 9 ай бұрын
When did he died and how old was he? I’m so sad to hear that, he looks like a good man
@ainz2579
@ainz2579 9 ай бұрын
​@@iTZzEroKbro was actively scamming peopl wdym he seemed like a good guy
@numbersstationsarchive194
@numbersstationsarchive194 9 ай бұрын
@@iTZzEroK He was born 1925 and died 2005 aged 80.
@Drewsky840
@Drewsky840 9 ай бұрын
He's scamming a sick woman
@numbersstationsarchive194
@numbersstationsarchive194 9 ай бұрын
@@Drewsky840 Uhh, in case you haven't noticed, Afghanistan was at the time and still is an extremely poor third world country, the majority of its' citizens don't have immediate access to medical attention. Many times ancient techniques that have been used for thousands of years, as seen in the video, are the next best thing.
@UMBUBA
@UMBUBA 14 жыл бұрын
Since both of them Persian no matter jews or tajiks, this traditions go way back to Ancient Persian religion of Zoroastrism, where we used to treat with fire and such. Eventually Islam and old zoroastrism traditions got mixed up and this is the result. My grandma used to treat me with fire from evil eye!
@myjourneytotruth
@myjourneytotruth 3 жыл бұрын
Did you have to do something dangerous with the fire or just some old fire jumping like in some cultures
@hashirasad2599
@hashirasad2599 2 жыл бұрын
Ok Johnshit
@auroraborealis565
@auroraborealis565 9 ай бұрын
Astagfirullah
@InfamousMax
@InfamousMax 9 ай бұрын
my imagination says she burned your eye out and now you are a one-eyed pirate
@auroraborealis565
@auroraborealis565 9 ай бұрын
@@InfamousMax huh
@pomegranateanaar4353
@pomegranateanaar4353 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao dissing panjshiris😭😂 luv himmm💕
@nagihangot6133
@nagihangot6133 3 жыл бұрын
Anything to change the subject.
@kakuchovie356
@kakuchovie356 7 ай бұрын
i bet your a dirty pashtun. Keep in mind tajiks were ruling your country at this time.
@Spec-b1e
@Spec-b1e 2 ай бұрын
Y’all thought the sorcery thing was a joke 😂😂 Jewish sorcery is very prevalent and known
@Azhar2612
@Azhar2612 8 күн бұрын
1:02 😂 "we can't stay here for 12 days tomwatch him sniff tobacco"
@JahCureAgain
@JahCureAgain 7 ай бұрын
I love Afghan simplicity 😂🫶🏽
@al-farsi8738
@al-farsi8738 9 ай бұрын
This Dude was funny as hel.😂
@11JohnBooker22
@11JohnBooker22 5 жыл бұрын
"......then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about...."
@myjourneytotruth
@myjourneytotruth 3 жыл бұрын
But make sure to pay before you exit otherwise curses are plenty 😨😂
@telephonic
@telephonic Күн бұрын
I'm producing a Tee and Hoodie with "Zabulon was right"
@iamlongname
@iamlongname 5 ай бұрын
Damn , I see why Zabulon said those things , bro be dissing everyone , bro crashes out on everyone
@findnwatch88
@findnwatch88 15 жыл бұрын
Allah just means "God" not "Muslim God". There are lots of Jewish folk songs that praise Allah cause so many of us have lived in Arab lands for so long.
@A358M
@A358M 3 жыл бұрын
Its ONLY the ignorant American's who believe Allah is a bad word. I asked an American once, how do you say God in other countries? He said, I don't know? God? Only an American. Smh
@Rajab25161
@Rajab25161 9 ай бұрын
It's same God of Jews and Muslims
@Hamzakilife2004
@Hamzakilife2004 9 ай бұрын
We believe in God of Abraham God of Yunus God of Yusuf God of Muhammad God of Mosa
@servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774
@servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774 9 ай бұрын
​@@Hamzakilife2004Who is Yunus?
@abdullahimohamud4330
@abdullahimohamud4330 9 ай бұрын
​@@servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774 Jonah, brother.. there's a chapter in the Quran named after him, Chapter 10 called Yunus.. and Allah praises his people because of their repentance.. You can type Surah 10, and it will Pop up first in Google.. here are some verses of the chapter: 98- If only there had been a society which believed ˹before seeing the torment˺ and, therefore, benefited from its belief, like the people of Jonah.1 When they believed, We lifted from them the torment of disgrace in this world and allowed them enjoyment for a while. 99- Had your Lord so willed ˹O Prophet˺, all ˹people˺ on earth would have certainly believed, every single one of them! Would you then force people to become believers? 100- It is not for any soul to believe except by Allah’s leave, and He will bring His wrath upon those who are unmindful. 101- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “Consider all that is in the heavens and the earth!” Yet neither signs nor warners are of any benefit to those who refuse to believe. 102- Are they waiting for ˹anything˺ except the same torments that befell those before them? Say, “Keep waiting then! I too am waiting with you.” 103- Then We saved Our messengers and those who believed. For it is Our duty to save the believers. 104- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “O humanity! If you are in doubt of my faith, then ˹know that˺ I do not worship those ˹idols˺ you worship instead of Allah. But I worship Allah, Who has the power to cause your death. And I have been commanded, ‘Be one of the believers,’ 105- and, ‘Be steadfast in faith in all uprightness, and do not be one of the polytheists,’ 106- and ‘Do not invoke, instead of Allah, what can neither benefit nor harm you-for if you do, then you will certainly be one of the wrongdoers,’ 107- and ‘If Allah touches you with harm, none can undo it except Him. And if He intends good for you, none can withhold His bounty. He grants it to whoever He wills of His servants. And He is the All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.’” 108- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “O humanity! The truth has surely come to you from your Lord. So whoever chooses to be guided, it is only for their own good. And whoever chooses to stray, it is only to their own loss. And I am not a keeper over you.” 109- And follow what is revealed to you, and be patient until Allah passes His judgment. For He is the Best of Judges.
@ajmal25
@ajmal25 14 жыл бұрын
To everyone who thinks negatively about this, 1. Afghan jews are and will always be Afghan. 2. In this 21st century we must be ONE so look beyond his belief. 3. Afghanistan is a country of many different religions and ethnicities so no one is to judge or claim themselves better or superior than the other. Long live a free and united Afghanistan!
@the_odd_cat553
@the_odd_cat553 8 ай бұрын
Afghanistan is 99% Muslim. This guy does magic, that is bad.
@RRIMu-l2c
@RRIMu-l2c 6 ай бұрын
​@@the_odd_cat553 he isn't Afghan he's Persian settled down in Afghanistan
@TheRealGnolti
@TheRealGnolti 5 ай бұрын
I admire Afghan people (in general, obviously) a great deal and it’s true, Afghanistan is/was like a micro-India, absorbing and usually welcoming incredible cultural and religious diversity. Unfortunately, extremists took over as they often do even in the US.
@Nabee_H
@Nabee_H 4 ай бұрын
@@TheRealGnolti Extremists didn't take over though, they were put there by the Soviets and Americans. Afghanistan used to be a tourist destination which still blows my mind as an Afghan myself.
@tonyfree2691
@tonyfree2691 2 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention how funny he is
@topbluffa1
@topbluffa1 15 жыл бұрын
i think the guy doing the ritual belives it to. at 3:55 he seems genuinely pissed off that they cant understand it and want him to write it down.
@hunterkacar4189
@hunterkacar4189 6 ай бұрын
He gets angry because he doesn't know how to write.
@priscilas24
@priscilas24 5 ай бұрын
He is a great healer bro can you see what an candle and some prayer can do those are ancient widsom 😊
@Realtalk-f3e
@Realtalk-f3e Ай бұрын
He's a sorcerer & he is a wicked man
@benjaminbilic7611
@benjaminbilic7611 9 ай бұрын
This man is a Sahir
@hantoutoutoutoutrila
@hantoutoutoutoutrila 9 ай бұрын
100 %
@bob13513
@bob13513 8 ай бұрын
he taught her to curse herself. What comes to you of good is from Allah, but what comes to of evil is from yourself (4:79)
@alhassani626
@alhassani626 7 ай бұрын
In case for someone who is scammed, she is not to bear the blame for this. People whoblive in rurality often are desperate for cures due to lack of education and proper medical facilities. A scam is always on the scammer unless someone is willingly involved in it.
@ojhib9518
@ojhib9518 7 ай бұрын
جزاك الله خيرا 👍❤️​@@alhassani626
@suckmebiatch
@suckmebiatch 4 күн бұрын
what are muslims doing watching jews
@DaPashtoSazAwaz
@DaPashtoSazAwaz 8 жыл бұрын
These guys speak Dari.
@sinabx4325
@sinabx4325 8 ай бұрын
I'm Iranian and I understand some of the things they say like 70 percent
@user-qv2vu7hm4u
@user-qv2vu7hm4u 4 ай бұрын
Dari my rectum. They are speaking Farsi
@Ahsan_Rehan
@Ahsan_Rehan Ай бұрын
Lol one of the best video on youtube 😂
@CalCap
@CalCap 7 ай бұрын
What a scoundrel. A sorcerer of the worst kind.
@Judel100
@Judel100 16 жыл бұрын
Afghan Jews have lived in harmony with their Muslim brethren for thousands of years. There are records of a Jewish presence in Afghanistan from the very beginnings of Islam (7th century). The reason that so many of you confuse this man with a Muslim is that culturally he is Pashtun: he speaks and prays like a Pashtun. Before Islam and Judaism were mutated by the political ideologies of Islamism, Zionism and Arab nationalism the two religions influenced each other greatly.
@Rajab25161
@Rajab25161 9 ай бұрын
He's not pashtun but tajik Persian/darri speaking
@anomaliesanonymous
@anomaliesanonymous 9 ай бұрын
He prays like a Jew. He prayed in Hebrew and observed the same Holidays that Jews do today and before
@starxtahir9254
@starxtahir9254 9 ай бұрын
He isn't pashtoon he doesn't even speak pashto he is Persian
@the_odd_cat553
@the_odd_cat553 8 ай бұрын
1. Islam did not change. 2. Islamism is a nonsense word that has no actual meaning.
@jamesmiller2521
@jamesmiller2521 5 ай бұрын
Afghan Jews and Muslims can live millennia in harmony, but Isaac and Zabulon cannot live 2 minutes in harmony 😂
@Alien_A
@Alien_A 9 ай бұрын
It's interesting that it just popped up in the feed, what are you trying to do KZbin?
@endorkugo
@endorkugo 9 ай бұрын
You know they need to reinforce the narrative to gain sympathy for the conflict.
@macks397
@macks397 7 ай бұрын
@@endorkugoITS A FKIN FUNNY VIDEO YOU ANTISEMITES ARE INSANE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISRAEL PAL WHICH IM ON PAL SIDE
@Madboiwastaken
@Madboiwastaken 7 ай бұрын
​@@endorkugo If you don't have feel anything for people who are mostly children and women suffering genocide, it may already be too late for you
@mh4915
@mh4915 18 күн бұрын
I understand the reason way zabulon called him scoundre and magician.😂
@2makepeace
@2makepeace 14 жыл бұрын
I love any one from Afghanistan if they call themselves Afghan their religion or ethnicity does not matter!!!
@misterkefir
@misterkefir 9 ай бұрын
I would love to see this full documentary in english.
@Drew791
@Drew791 7 ай бұрын
It was just uploaded a couple weeks ago. Search “Cabal in Kabul”. A channel named Herma Mora just uploaded the full documentary with the English subtitles.
@rnabo031
@rnabo031 9 ай бұрын
An interesting look into a daily life of a part of the world most of us in the west know little to nothing.
@fasted8468
@fasted8468 9 ай бұрын
What a charming people
@taimoorimranparacha4194
@taimoorimranparacha4194 9 ай бұрын
Whatching him getting angry, haha!
@apa5749
@apa5749 Ай бұрын
Bare feet in soldier's boots is crazy dude
@water8773
@water8773 4 ай бұрын
Well even the last J@w is apparently deceptive af
@xijingpoopoo6792
@xijingpoopoo6792 3 ай бұрын
I mean they are all like that. The stereotype exists for a reason.
@certifiedcib7958
@certifiedcib7958 2 ай бұрын
@@xijingpoopoo6792factsss aside stereotypes there’s also a reason they were exiled/kicked out of over 80 nations. (They say 109 but I could only count approx 81 times that were documented)
@Mistabanned
@Mistabanned 4 жыл бұрын
This dude was selling snake oil LOL. Very Afghan and Jewish imo.
@florenceamin-popalzai5057
@florenceamin-popalzai5057 12 жыл бұрын
LOL he is very feisty
@SuperUrsTrulyMunir
@SuperUrsTrulyMunir 14 жыл бұрын
Wow nice vid ! the old jew is so funny
@amaraarts6975
@amaraarts6975 6 жыл бұрын
وَنُنَزِّلُ مِنَ الْقُرْآنِ مَا هُوَ شِفَاءٌ وَرَحْمَةٌ لِّلْمُؤْمِنِينَ ۙ وَلَا يَزِيدُ الظَّالِمِينَ إِلَّا خَسَارًا (82) الاِسرا ء. MUHAMMAD TAQI-UD-DIN AL-HILALI AND MUHAMMAD MUHSIN KHAN, (17:82) And We send down from the Quran that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe (in Islamic Monotheism and act on it), and it increases the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers) nothing but loss.
@maryamzrk945
@maryamzrk945 2 жыл бұрын
This was so funny lol
@natedogg319
@natedogg319 2 ай бұрын
This story made my week. Should someone go check on the guys?
@realhashimdiab
@realhashimdiab 7 күн бұрын
This is actually disturbing. How can a Muslim enjoy watching a Jew perform shirk and magic on another Muslim. The ignorance and damage hurts to watch.
@AdamAdamHDL
@AdamAdamHDL 3 күн бұрын
It's a comedy.... from an old comedy, documentary. It's the Afghan version of Borat.
@servantofGod-xyz
@servantofGod-xyz Күн бұрын
He's was a charlatan, don't worry nothing would happened,
@user-ix3en1zd7n
@user-ix3en1zd7n Ай бұрын
isaac wears his watch upside down , he was a soldier at somepoint and that part of him never left i guess , i only have ever seen soldiers wear their watchs upside down as to not create a reflection
@rafitohornero3850
@rafitohornero3850 6 ай бұрын
Am i the only one that realise, this video was posted in 2007 ?
@ChanceRunsShieldsXD
@ChanceRunsShieldsXD 11 жыл бұрын
For all it's worth... I have some respect for the soldier. At 1:05, he actually asked his wife for her opinion. From what I understood, that is quite unusual for the people of the area. As for the healer... yeah, he sounded like dick. I know; I'm no expert on the people or the area... but it's my opinion. Hope the soldier's wife is doing better, and both are healthy.
@ChanceRunsShieldsXD
@ChanceRunsShieldsXD 10 жыл бұрын
Well, the only information I have to go off of is what I've been told by friends in the Military that have had interactions with people in the region. If you are right in what you say, then the whole culture has my respect. :) As I said... it was my understanding, and my opinion. So I was wrong... sue me. LOL
@dehechenka
@dehechenka 8 жыл бұрын
its because these people r tajiks, the extremists are pashtuns
@mohammadashrafkhan4737
@mohammadashrafkhan4737 7 ай бұрын
I just watched few minutes and then scrolled through comments. This is the second wrong translation. He tells his wife that it takes 12 days to perform this now look at him what he does. He was basically telling his wife to pay close attention. He doesn't ask his wife what we shall we do. The translator is definitely not properly picking he husband's thick accent.
@khadijah5488
@khadijah5488 5 ай бұрын
Its not unusual for the area it's what the media and cooperate slaves(democratic parties) want you to believe.
@Nabee_H
@Nabee_H 4 ай бұрын
The public's opinion on these matters has drastically changed in the last 10 years. Now we have declassified documents and so many other things that have slowly shown the truth behind this war. The internet is the main reason we know this as well. We went from 3 billion people on the internet to 5.5 billion now. In another 10 years, who knows how we'll look back at this.
@Ironbattlemace
@Ironbattlemace 18 күн бұрын
I believed this is highly illegal.
@Arjun0905
@Arjun0905 9 ай бұрын
Why did we get recommended the first video 'last two afghan jews fighting' a couple days a go, and then this one? What!? Also why is the cure being recommended by a jew so muslim?
@Komanîtî
@Komanîtî 9 ай бұрын
Same
@randybobandy4801
@randybobandy4801 7 ай бұрын
One way minority religions and groups cope with outsiderness- play up the exoticness as kind of magical but in a helpful or entertaining way. The Romani and Black and Native people of the USA are all examples of groups that have done this, plying their folk magic outside their own community.I think of Marie Laveaux’s many White customers, or the great blues song, written by Black fellow and mostly covered by Blacks, “I Got My Mojo Working.” There’s a line, “I got a Gypsy woman giving me advice…” for most people in Abrahamic world another religion or culture is like an entirely new world, where they’re forbidden to go; adds to the mystery.
@3choblast3r4
@3choblast3r4 7 күн бұрын
When people were laughing about Zabulon calling him out for "using his false charms" they thought he meant that he was being fake. No, what he meant was that this dude sells magic charms, amulets etc. He's a snake oil salesman
@Judel100
@Judel100 16 жыл бұрын
Plus, the words he tells the lady to recite are Hebrew words.
@myjourneytotruth
@myjourneytotruth 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know if it was translated but he said it in Dari
@רוןמזוז-ל6ח
@רוןמזוז-ל6ח 2 жыл бұрын
He greets her in Hebrew
@TheAfghan72
@TheAfghan72 7 жыл бұрын
OF course a Tajik would go to a Jew for medical advice -_-
@Chloe-eu1op
@Chloe-eu1op 7 жыл бұрын
And why not?
@Ali-sh6kh
@Ali-sh6kh 6 жыл бұрын
Afghan Lion,Jews have practiced Medicine freely from Muslim Spain to China.Only uneducated afghans who have a Taliban background would say something stupid like that.
@SemanurOzturk-n9p
@SemanurOzturk-n9p 9 ай бұрын
@@Ali-sh6kh this seems like a medicine to you?
@numbersstationsarchive194
@numbersstationsarchive194 9 ай бұрын
@@SemanurOzturk-n9p In case you haven't realised yet, Afghanistan is a third world country, the population doesn't always have access to medical care. It doesn't matter whether spiritual healing is "real", placebo is oftentimes effective.
@liamsandal6360
@liamsandal6360 9 ай бұрын
@@SemanurOzturk-n9p Folk medicine.
@TheRealGnolti
@TheRealGnolti 5 ай бұрын
WRITE IT DOWN?!? I know it can't be easy being a Tajik soldier, but surely he can pay attention long enough to get it all down.
@usov656
@usov656 5 ай бұрын
Well I guess zabulon was right about the whole sorcery thing
@LE-bien-aimé9922
@LE-bien-aimé9922 7 жыл бұрын
Je ne trouve pas le film complet en sous tritre francais sur youtube ,pourquoi ?
@Chloe-eu1op
@Chloe-eu1op 7 жыл бұрын
Apprends l'anglais ça serait bien
@human.786
@human.786 7 ай бұрын
That was black magic performed there. And the canlde smoke thing was even more dangerous. Pls don't go to sorcerers don't use amulets. Stay safe.
@P_Fighter893
@P_Fighter893 7 ай бұрын
"The Church has no reason to seek out or persecute any witches because their powers do not exist" - St. Augustine.
@adamachraoui8301
@adamachraoui8301 6 ай бұрын
@@P_Fighter893 st Augustine is dumb . Don't listen to him
@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 6 ай бұрын
Magic is not real.
@salahben2350
@salahben2350 3 ай бұрын
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 "They ˹instead˺ followed the magic promoted by the devils during the reign of Solomon. Never did Solomon disbelieve, rather the devils disbelieved. They taught magic to the people, along with what had been revealed to the two angels, Hârût and Mârût, in Babylon.1 The two angels never taught anyone without saying, “We are only a test ˹for you˺, so do not abandon ˹your˺ faith.” Yet people learned ˹magic˺ that caused a rift ˹even˺ between husband and wife; although their magic could not harm anyone except by Allah’s Will. They learned what harmed them and did not benefit them-although they already knew that whoever buys into magic would have no share in the Hereafter. Miserable indeed was the price for which they sold their souls, if only they knew!" Al-Quran 2: 102
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
@@P_Fighter893 Exodus 22:18 “You shall not permit a sorceress to live.” Leviticus 19:31 “Do not turn to mediums or necromancers; do not seek them out, and so make yourselves unclean by them: I am the Lord your God.”
@One10ab
@One10ab 4 ай бұрын
TypicaI jew
@tonyfree2691
@tonyfree2691 2 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say this guys typical really. 😅
@bukharianboy
@bukharianboy 14 жыл бұрын
He's praying in Hebrew and Judeo-Persian while he's removing the Evil Eye from her with the knife... CHASHMI BADI XALQ BA CHASHMI MASTAT NARASAD CHASHMI BAD DUR BOSHAD AMEN!!!
@isarelkhan8645
@isarelkhan8645 12 жыл бұрын
This is cool . All Afghans are the same we only hate Pakistani ISI, Iran, and Al Qaeda who try to destroy this great land. Love Afghanistan.
@WaddiaS
@WaddiaS 9 ай бұрын
my man was a spiritual 'pir' among Muslims 😃
@fatima-jc9kw
@fatima-jc9kw 9 ай бұрын
i came here after watching "two afgan jews fighting toghter".
@LegateMalpais
@LegateMalpais 6 ай бұрын
Zabulon we should have listened! We are sorry!!
@SherAFG
@SherAFG 10 жыл бұрын
Her thoughts in 4:53--> Man..why cant i just go to a normal doctor?... Goddammit i hate this country... for real yo..gettin real tired of your shit Afghanistan.....
@SherAFG
@SherAFG 10 жыл бұрын
Elias baraki wtf?
@biswarupsaha4509
@biswarupsaha4509 2 ай бұрын
Justice for Zabulon
@johnssshsmidt2504
@johnssshsmidt2504 7 ай бұрын
h as causing marital strife. [Quran, 2:102] Those who buy magic won’t share in the Hereafter unless they repent and seek forgiveness. . . . But the Children of Israel certainly knew that whoever purchased the magic would not have in the Hereafter any share. . . .
@madeiniran-1
@madeiniran-1 Ай бұрын
I didn't know what happened can anyone explain what he did and who is he
@NewAmericanLegend
@NewAmericanLegend 12 жыл бұрын
Yes he is a Jew, i saw this documentary
@LoyalOpposition
@LoyalOpposition 9 ай бұрын
what is the name of the documentary?
@orsations
@orsations 9 ай бұрын
Remind me to check back in 11 years time for a reply from OP.
@LoyalOpposition
@LoyalOpposition 9 ай бұрын
@@orsations Or just see a notification
@GENRTS
@GENRTS 5 ай бұрын
Cabal in Kabul😂​@@LoyalOpposition
@mroceans8336
@mroceans8336 2 ай бұрын
Issac is a holy man.
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
You mean unholy? He was a jewish wizard.
@mroceans8336
@mroceans8336 2 ай бұрын
@@yassine073t His focus is on God.
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
@@mroceans8336 Which god? His focus was on his false gods (demons).
@mroceans8336
@mroceans8336 2 ай бұрын
He spoke of Allah and Mecca. He was teaching the woman to chase away Satan. He is a good priest.
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
@@mroceans8336 Goodness is what Allah declared to be good, and evil is what Allah has declared to be evil. It is no up to me or you or anyone to decide in this matter, we humans are limited in our logic and reason and wisdom.
@michaelh8167
@michaelh8167 9 ай бұрын
Better than Medicare...
@dexter-ij4ov
@dexter-ij4ov 8 жыл бұрын
sounded like an asmr at 7:09 she was yawning
@yehezqielrivaldoonazi7244
@yehezqielrivaldoonazi7244 5 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹
@myjourneytotruth
@myjourneytotruth 3 жыл бұрын
😴😂
@alexandra.v
@alexandra.v 5 ай бұрын
This explains my tingling :)
@guyhamiltonyt
@guyhamiltonyt 2 ай бұрын
The Isaac lore... this should be eternalised onto stone tablets.
@Naylee903
@Naylee903 3 ай бұрын
he is saying Bismillah, which means in the name of ALLAH and this is said by muslims. so he is not a jew but a muslim
@certifiedcib7958
@certifiedcib7958 2 ай бұрын
Sorry my friend but I think you have a misunderstanding, in Arabic as well as farsi the word for “god” is Allah. So it doesn’t make him Muslim I know many Christian Arabs that say bismillah/inshallah/alhamdulilah.. etc. I lived in Jordan for 8 years and my neighboring city was a Christian dominant city
@Naylee903
@Naylee903 2 ай бұрын
@certifiedcib7958 thanks for the clarification
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
Are you stupid? He is a Jewish magician!
@honargoran3919
@honargoran3919 2 ай бұрын
I’m Kurdish, I don’t know Persian and afghan , but I can’t understand it what are they talking about.*the translation in the video is not good enough.
@shokhrukhabduahadov3985
@shokhrukhabduahadov3985 2 ай бұрын
He is definitely teaching them the magic. Which is forbidden. Old idiot even asking them to curse the Mecca. I am sorry for that couple, if they did it
@darkclaw2318
@darkclaw2318 6 ай бұрын
Damm I’m only a few days older than this post
@sinxster3929
@sinxster3929 5 ай бұрын
Niggas a child
@Pashazeco
@Pashazeco 2 ай бұрын
I'm from Afghanistan and I'm proud of him of his Jewish background ❤
@bidyutbikashtalukdar8675
@bidyutbikashtalukdar8675 13 күн бұрын
Is he alive or dead?
@KyleFisher-Hickman
@KyleFisher-Hickman 9 күн бұрын
@@bidyutbikashtalukdar8675 Apparently he died in 2005.
@kamilkashaf2766
@kamilkashaf2766 10 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!! HAHAHA 1:04, 2:03
@enteringthemirror
@enteringthemirror 4 ай бұрын
Me If I'm a Jew
@user-tu5un8jc9v
@user-tu5un8jc9v Ай бұрын
This "remedy" is actually a common religious belief in very different cultures, Chinese, native American, etc. You shouldn't be so quick to mock him. He's a kabbalist for those who don't know what it is, it is mysticism in Judaism. I love this video.
@WozzyWatkins
@WozzyWatkins 7 ай бұрын
Can someone explain what's going on?
@javedhashmi3315
@javedhashmi3315 5 ай бұрын
Uneducated muslim couple looking for cure for a disease that doesnt exist. A person pretending to be jew attempts black magic to make it worse for the couple but the couple think he is curing them. Both parties are losers
@Water-Earth-Fire-Air
@Water-Earth-Fire-Air 5 ай бұрын
​@@javedhashmi3315I don't think he's pretending
@chris123sim
@chris123sim 4 жыл бұрын
We Jews still use this tradition in Yom Kippur (repentance day), but whit eggs or money (one's whit chickens, but not anymore). We turn the money around our heads tree times and say similar words he said and then give the money to charity,
@lambert801
@lambert801 7 ай бұрын
Iranians do that too.
@shujah9746
@shujah9746 5 ай бұрын
I'm from Pakistan and we do that too with money
@yassine073t
@yassine073t 2 ай бұрын
Why do Jews practice magic when God clearly forbids it?
A MUST-SEE: The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan (Child Abuse Documentary)
52:11
REALWOMEN/REALSTORIES
Рет қаралды 245 М.
Sigma girl VS Sigma Error girl 2  #shorts #sigma
0:27
Jin and Hattie
Рет қаралды 124 МЛН
Thank you mommy 😊💝 #shorts
0:24
5-Minute Crafts HOUSE
Рет қаралды 33 МЛН
Feud between Kabul's last remaining Jews
3:40
AP Archive
Рет қаралды 113 М.
Part 1 Pashtuns and the lost tribe of Israel Prof Yaseen Iqbal
4:12
Professor Yaseen Iqbal
Рет қаралды 2,3 М.
Palestine 1896
2:29
Bernadotte01
Рет қаралды 3,4 МЛН
How to Spot a Communist
1:04
CONELRAD6401240
Рет қаралды 3,4 МЛН
Iranian Jews to Israel: Our National Idenity is Not for Sale
9:28
Inside Trump's Plan to STEAL the Panama Canal...
19:38
Tyler Oliveira
Рет қаралды 29 М.
Last two Afghan Jews fighting each other
2:54
Dan Alexe
Рет қаралды 2,2 МЛН
pashtuns are jews
18:45
Hamed Qaderi
Рет қаралды 184 М.