Islamic Nonsense | Hilarious Absurdities in the Quran and Sunnah

The biggest absurdities that stare you right in the face in the Islamic texts. Video by Abdullah Gondal
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[@allahprays399]

Islam has nothing to do with Islam! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@melanphilia]

@@hma-be3hz hmmm mmm 😊 qiyma means sliced beef in turkish, mmm sounds to be a lovely ''yawm'' yumyum ☺

[@LogansWarning]

Lol!

[@theokrisna]

@@melanphilia you, know qiyama in some region in Indonesia actually absorbed as kiamat which mean, as adjective, very or absolutely, as example. 'lemak kiamatan' means absolutely delicious .

[@theokrisna]

I hope in the future, every muslims wants nothing to with islam and disown all of its bad ideas.

[@aksa9305]

@@theokrisna Never.

[@brianclone9583]

Actual grown ups believing in fairy tales...

[@thedon35]

indoctrination is a powerful tool

[@mr.normalguy69]

And passing laws in Muslim majority countries to solidify those fairy tales.

[@adamthearmadillo8894]

@Abdulhalem Abusalem you have been fooled! the flying spaghetti master is our true lord! the planets are shaped like meatballs! pirates exist! midgets exist! spaghetti exists! are these not his signs?! people who don't witness the supernatural do not believe in it, but that doesn't mean they didn't happen! THE FSM IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!!! may you be touched by his noodle'ness! R'AMEN!!

[@adamthearmadillo8894]

@Abdulhalem Abusalem "for their mockery is of no use once they stand before his holiness" laugh all you want! you will see the truth! (just joking)

[@adamthearmadillo8894]

@Abdulhalem Abusalem and that is exactly how you sound to me. there are plenty of logical deductions of god, the best one is unactualized actualizer (unfortunately they are wrong), but you people just don't care. thing is, no one can prove it.

[@princessmws]

Every religion has fantastic mythological stories. The problem begins when you take them too seriously, treat them superior to others & impose them in today's world!

[@bombshell8876]

Very good article

[@shinchannohara5621]

Also, unlike other religions islam is now no less than cancer.

[@cerveauy8782]

That's basically Islam

[@whydontyoustfu]

my fiction is better than your fiction

[@shivamgusain5185]

@@whydontyoustfu true. I see a lot of muslims hating on hindu god hanuman that he looks like a monkey. But when I told him about islams fantasies he got triggered.

[@misterpayah7723]

Forget Norse mythology, give me an Islamic mythology-inspired game already!

[@es-rh8oo]

@@max-ox5rc but Muhammad p1ss be upon him in a burqa so nobody sees his face

[@kalostyr7231]

​@@max-ox5rc Not, if the heroes are prophet and his companion

[@TheMagnificentGman]

Mohammed Hijab and all his freudian slips

[@francocinelli7369]

FRAUDIAN SHITS! LOL

[@morningstar9647]

And we’re proud of that! -Some dawah man 🤔

[@RIZFERD]

When you try to convince people all the time from the beginning that there's no doubt in it, literally alll the time, then it means really lots of doubt in it. That's opening of Quran chapter Al Baqarah after Al Fatihah. Book of scam all fairytales based on very poor nature Middle East and Europe also India. ----- I was 11 when I wanted to end my life. I took all medicines in the cabinet and laid on the bed expecting that when I wake up I'd be no longer in this world. But, dang.. I am here in this world and still think of end it all sometimes (almost 37 years, February 1st 1984). That was the first time my Father sent me to a private boarding school. I got mentally abused with words by my stepmother since I was 8 years old, my Father didn't know. I am his first son. I lost my Mother when I was 2 years 8 months old, she was 27 years delivering birth of my younger sister and after the birth they both passed away. She was born July 29th 1959 and it was 6 November 1986. Then after the boarding school I started my life journey around the world all alone. Still jealous of people who has Mother but sometimes I see myself I am proud of me and I see them with Mother are softies, as best things never comes easy. I was born Indonesian but fluent in English, Dutch, Arabic, etc. Yes, lots of Aquarius, Capricorn and Scorpio in my birth chart (I was indeed sexually abused while I was in the private boarding school by room mates and later when I became a young priest/preacher to be an "imam" I was again sexually abused by senior imam who has his own private boarding school in India, while I was about to be coupled to marry in Abu Dhabi UAE, I was 17 years old that time and it's normal age to get married in the culture. And I refused the marriage proposal. I didn't tell them the reason, in fact this is my first time sharing to strangers. My Father never know the reason why I am no longer religious and not into any religion. Boring duality of religions, good and bad are the same, black and white are the same. Really when we die nothing matters, I don't matter, you don't matter. We don't matter. After all religion is never been a spiritual, as religion is region rely on legion, because of legislation, legion exist, and their holy books only know and talk about their own region, as an example Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) only talk about Middle East and Europe, and their very poor natural resources (that's why they mentioned rivers so many times) as they know nothing about the world as complete world, they don't even know anything about Oud/Agarwood they're using as it's not their native. Even Muhammad never lived around the world alone on his own since early as child but strangely he was a merchant but couldn't read nor write (remember Iqra')? What kind of merchant who could not read kor write? Of course a scam. He wasn't a complete multiracial and multilingual like me. Think that he's just an assistant of the jew/christian Khadija and family the creator of new fraud named Islam. There are countless errors I found, too long to write down here. To be continued.. ------ I am a former muslim preacher/priest was prepared to be an imam in my teenage. Been living around the world all alone since childhood including 2 years Middle East, 8 years The Netherlands and surrounding. And fluent in Indonesian, Arabic, Dutch, etc. www.linkedin.com/posts/rizki-ferdian-rizferd-75537056_scientists-prevent-excavation-of-chamber-activity-6716153304826683392-rSZg It is a threat to education, religion, whole world order system. Mahameru (Great Meru) is just one of evidence of Hindu, wasn't religion as today but an Ancient region from Indonesia all the way to Europe. As India significant remaining. I am not surprised in Bali 2012 I had a bizarre experience meeting one of my Ancestors from another realm, out of common people logic spiritual understanding. As surrounding of Bali's 4 mountains, is Gate 7 of Earth's Chakra 7th which is Mount Kailash Tibet. Called Hindia, Indus, Indo (Indo Europe, Indo Persia, etc), Indonesia means Indo Nesos, Indo Islands, exactly on center of Equator line. Richest nature on entire world. Most humid yet stable weather all year around, alway sunrise at 6 AM to sunset 6 PM. Sumatra means Sumer/Summer/Sun/Gold + Tera/Terre/Earth/Land = Mother of Sumeria. The highest humidity and with so many volcanoes than anywhere in the world made things decaying easily, worldwide still don't know about our oldest ancient civilization before the massive eruption of Toba 74000 years ago resulted today world's larget crater lake, volcanic Toba lake with width around 100 kilometers. As our Ancestors were even advanced than us today and flee towards today Europe, Middle East, America escaped the eruption larger than Yellowstone USA. Yet, West and Middle East has been drawing Indonesia, world's richest nature strategically on equator line center line of earth and world's largest archipelago, too small on world map since Mercator 1569 while should be equally great as Russia and USA.

[@FreedomFROMReligionID]

People will be arrested for posting something like this in our country for making fun of Islam when the fact is that Islam is making fun of itself

[@pepejulianonziema69]

I heard the fugitive porn imam is back and leads the so-called "moral revolution" movement.

[@opsonin2547]

@@pepejulianonziema69 mistah should I call you mistah? Why are you gae?

[@pepejulianonziema69]

@@opsonin2547 who says I'm gay? let's maintain civility on the comment section.

[@theokrisna]

@@pepejulianonziema69 do you like have $3X with fruit and vegetables? which one do you use? bokoya or jyukamba?

[@pepejulianonziema69]

@@theokrisna these are vegetables, I eat them on my plate

[@ScryptStudios1]

Some of these things shouldn't be made fun of because I did have a stone, cows and other things talk to me. Granted I was on LSD and trippin ballz but still.

[@4everwonderwhy]

Thats probably what these prophets were on as well, or shrooms

[@Blaze0071]

​@@4everwonderwhysame could be said for the prophets in the torah and bible according to this logic

[@greenergrass4060]

Some of these sounds familiar as a Christian...

[@artifoxtrot9292]

@Asep Mundzir Christians are a copy of Jewish. As well as Muslims but following up on Christians. Don’t say that we’re different we’re the same following the same monotheistic religion what differs are their people and their actions

[@Narukami95]

As a christian, yes. All of them are rip-off version of what we read from the bible.

[@greenergrass4060]

Croissant lover, i said ; "Some" . The black dog and Genie nonsense is definitely not in christianity 😌

[@artifoxtrot9292]

@Asep Mundzir their were thousands of prophets and messengers to many groups

[@morningstar9647]

Plagiarism.... 😐

[@DPK365]

So people actually do believe in flying carpets and genies.....I thought that was pretty much considered a myth, but you learn something new every day.

[@dragonofchaos7843]

Christians believe a lot of similar things

[@DPK365]

@@dragonofchaos7843 oh no doubt, I was raised as a Christian and the virgin birth is probably the most ridiculous of them all! Just never heard that muslims believed in the flying carpets and genies lol.

[@papatruss]

@@dragonofchaos7843 All religions believe in stupid stuff. That's why I think they are all talking out of their arses.

[@mattmatty4670]

Flying donkeys, glowing Virginia's, devils up noses. Check the religionofpeace.com its funny but its also sad what they r told to believe.

[@DADA_._]

Abu Hizab so because Christians believe in myths that means your myths in Islam are correct lol the most stupid logic ever All religions are fake and tools to control little herd heads like you

[@AlmightyGodHimself]

I fired the angels holding my throne. Anyone know any angels who would be interested in this vacancy please ask them to send me their CV through prayers

[@turksungerbob728]

I'd be honored to take the position, my lord

[@pepejulianonziema69]

My Lord, You are omniscient, why do you need to ask?

[@turksungerbob728]

@@pepejulianonziema69 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY?!?!

[@thefirm4606]

I’m currently holding Satan’s throne but feel like a change in scenery. I have a few millennia of experience and my rates are cheap!

[@bedrobnf6861]

I feel sorry for those who still believe these fairy tales.

[@elspongebobhh]

Bro just search about islam u will learn more how it makes sense this video he have tafasir for this verses (explains) and what do expect fo exmuslim called Abdullah (slave of allah)

[@shiawasenano7739]

إِذَا تُتْلَىٰ عَلَيْهِ ءَايَـٰتُنَا قَالَ أَسَـٰطِيرُ ٱلْأَوَّلِينَ ١٣ Whenever Our revelations are recited to them, they say, “Ancient fables!” (Al-Mutaffifin: 13)

[@pluviophile5996]

@@elspongebobhh Searched about Islam and wasted 4 years of my life and I'm happy that I left this cult.

[@jgvsgamez2875]

@@pluviophile5996Ik allah 😂 it’s just a magical fairy tale flying carpets allah 😂

[@jgvsgamez2875]

@@shiawasenano7739😂yeah right butter chicken fairy tales

[@justentertainment3764]

I believe the person who made this video is actually Abdullah Gondal if I'm not mistaken?😂😂🇲🇾

[@elspongebobhh]

@J.C_ يسوع ابن الله هل تؤمن بوجود الله ؟

[@elspongebobhh]

@J.C_ يسوع ابن الله يسوع ابن الله حقا !

[@elspongebobhh]

@J.C_ يسوع ابن الله اهذا ما تؤمن به اله تشكل على هيئة رجل

[@elspongebobhh]

@J.C_ يسوع ابن الله وايضا الله اسم خاص بالاسلام لماذا تسرقونه

[@elspongebobhh]

@J.C_ يسوع ابن الله وايضا هناك كثير من التناقضات في دينكم مثلا أحب عدوك فهل تحب الشيطان ؟

[@joshuagenes]

Flying carpet made of wood that can carry armies and elephants??? Bruce Goose? Doesn't work as a very good carpet tho.

[@uptothetime6348]

A Muslim but the truth is am battling with these stories still because they sounded weird.

[@Tommygunn258]

Continue to do your research, and decide if Islam is still for you

[@ergot1803]

What's going on for you these days in terms of faith if you don't mind me asking?

[@GordonPasha1885]

Always laugh at the devil, because he hates it! He can't stand mockery! - Je suis Charlie Hebdo.

[@RIZFERD]

When you try to convince people all the time from the beginning that there's no doubt in it, literally alll the time, then it means really lots of doubt in it. That's opening of Quran chapter Al Baqarah after Al Fatihah. Book of scam all fairytales based on very poor nature Middle East and Europe also India. ----- I was 11 when I wanted to end my life. I took all medicines in the cabinet and laid on the bed expecting that when I wake up I'd be no longer in this world. But, dang.. I am here in this world and still think of end it all sometimes (almost 37 years, February 1st 1984). That was the first time my Father sent me to a private boarding school. I got mentally abused with words by my stepmother since I was 8 years old, my Father didn't know. I am his first son. I lost my Mother when I was 2 years 8 months old, she was 27 years delivering birth of my younger sister and after the birth they both passed away. She was born July 29th 1959 and it was 6 November 1986. Then after the boarding school I started my life journey around the world all alone. Still jealous of people who has Mother but sometimes I see myself I am proud of me and I see them with Mother are softies, as best things never comes easy. I was born Indonesian but fluent in English, Dutch, Arabic, etc. Yes, lots of Aquarius, Capricorn and Scorpio in my birth chart (I was indeed sexually abused while I was in the private boarding school by room mates and later when I became a young priest/preacher to be an "imam" I was again sexually abused by senior imam who has his own private boarding school in India, while I was about to be coupled to marry in Abu Dhabi UAE, I was 17 years old that time and it's normal age to get married in the culture. And I refused the marriage proposal. I didn't tell them the reason, in fact this is my first time sharing to strangers. My Father never know the reason why I am no longer religious and not into any religion. Boring duality of religions, good and bad are the same, black and white are the same. Really when we die nothing matters, I don't matter, you don't matter. We don't matter. After all religion is never been a spiritual, as religion is region rely on legion, because of legislation, legion exist, and their holy books only know and talk about their own region, as an example Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) only talk about Middle East and Europe, and their very poor natural resources (that's why they mentioned rivers so many times) as they know nothing about the world as complete world, they don't even know anything about Oud/Agarwood they're using as it's not their native. Even Muhammad never lived around the world alone on his own since early as child but strangely he was a merchant but couldn't read nor write (remember Iqra')? What kind of merchant who could not read kor write? Of course a scam. He wasn't a complete multiracial and multilingual like me. Think that he's just an assistant of the jew/christian Khadija and family the creator of new fraud named Islam. There are countless errors I found, too long to write down here. To be continued.. ------ I am a former muslim preacher/priest was prepared to be an imam in my teenage. Been living around the world all alone since childhood including 2 years Middle East, 8 years The Netherlands and surrounding. And fluent in Indonesian, Arabic, Dutch, etc. www.linkedin.com/posts/rizki-ferdian-rizferd-75537056_scientists-prevent-excavation-of-chamber-activity-6716153304826683392-rSZg It is a threat to education, religion, whole world order system. Mahameru (Great Meru) is just one of evidence of Hindu, wasn't religion as today but an Ancient region from Indonesia all the way to Europe. As India significant remaining. I am not surprised in Bali 2012 I had a bizarre experience meeting one of my Ancestors from another realm, out of common people logic spiritual understanding. As surrounding of Bali's 4 mountains, is Gate 7 of Earth's Chakra 7th which is Mount Kailash Tibet. Called Hindia, Indus, Indo (Indo Europe, Indo Persia, etc), Indonesia means Indo Nesos, Indo Islands, exactly on center of Equator line. Richest nature on entire world. Most humid yet stable weather all year around, alway sunrise at 6 AM to sunset 6 PM. Sumatra means Sumer/Summer/Sun/Gold + Tera/Terre/Earth/Land = Mother of Sumeria. The highest humidity and with so many volcanoes than anywhere in the world made things decaying easily, worldwide still don't know about our oldest ancient civilization before the massive eruption of Toba 74000 years ago resulted today world's larget crater lake, volcanic Toba lake with width around 100 kilometers. As our Ancestors were even advanced than us today and flee towards today Europe, Middle East, America escaped the eruption larger than Yellowstone USA. Yet, West and Middle East has been drawing Indonesia, world's richest nature strategically on equator line center line of earth and world's largest archipelago, too small on world map since Mercator 1569 while should be equally great as Russia and USA.

[@ShoebilLOL]

How do you translate 2 words using 3 line paragraph?

[@ziarehman4421]

Yes . Stone talk to me . When I was Muslim. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@simonlow3039]

Now they just hit you in the face..... apostate

[@DADA_._]

I can't believe I was ever this stupid to believe this crap 😭😭😭 but we were endoctrinante from birth that's why

[@greylonewolf8750]

@@DADA_._ I agree! 27 years of my life were wasted by this immoral ideology.

[@RIZFERD]

When you try to convince people all the time from the beginning that there's no doubt in it, literally alll the time, then it means really lots of doubt in it. That's opening of Quran chapter Al Baqarah after Al Fatihah. Book of scam all fairytales based on very poor nature Middle East and Europe also India. ----- I was 11 when I wanted to end my life. I took all medicines in the cabinet and laid on the bed expecting that when I wake up I'd be no longer in this world. But, dang.. I am here in this world and still think of end it all sometimes (almost 37 years, February 1st 1984). That was the first time my Father sent me to a private boarding school. I got mentally abused with words by my stepmother since I was 8 years old, my Father didn't know. I am his first son. I lost my Mother when I was 2 years 8 months old, she was 27 years delivering birth of my younger sister and after the birth they both passed away. She was born July 29th 1959 and it was 6 November 1986. Then after the boarding school I started my life journey around the world all alone. Still jealous of people who has Mother but sometimes I see myself I am proud of me and I see them with Mother are softies, as best things never comes easy. I was born Indonesian but fluent in English, Dutch, Arabic, etc. Yes, lots of Aquarius, Capricorn and Scorpio in my birth chart (I was indeed sexually abused while I was in the private boarding school by room mates and later when I became a young priest/preacher to be an "imam" I was again sexually abused by senior imam who has his own private boarding school in India, while I was about to be coupled to marry in Abu Dhabi UAE, I was 17 years old that time and it's normal age to get married in the culture. And I refused the marriage proposal. I didn't tell them the reason, in fact this is my first time sharing to strangers. My Father never know the reason why I am no longer religious and not into any religion. Boring duality of religions, good and bad are the same, black and white are the same. Really when we die nothing matters, I don't matter, you don't matter. We don't matter. After all religion is never been a spiritual, as religion is region rely on legion, because of legislation, legion exist, and their holy books only know and talk about their own region, as an example Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) only talk about Middle East and Europe, and their very poor natural resources (that's why they mentioned rivers so many times) as they know nothing about the world as complete world, they don't even know anything about Oud/Agarwood they're using as it's not their native. Even Muhammad never lived around the world alone on his own since early as child but strangely he was a merchant but couldn't read nor write (remember Iqra')? What kind of merchant who could not read kor write? Of course a scam. He wasn't a complete multiracial and multilingual like me. Think that he's just an assistant of the jew/christian Khadija and family the creator of new fraud named Islam. There are countless errors I found, too long to write down here. To be continued.. ------ I am a former muslim preacher/priest was prepared to be an imam in my teenage. Been living around the world all alone since childhood including 2 years Middle East, 8 years The Netherlands and surrounding. And fluent in Indonesian, Arabic, Dutch, etc. www.linkedin.com/posts/rizki-ferdian-rizferd-75537056_scientists-prevent-excavation-of-chamber-activity-6716153304826683392-rSZg It is a threat to education, religion, whole world order system. Mahameru (Great Meru) is just one of evidence of Hindu, wasn't religion as today but an Ancient region from Indonesia all the way to Europe. As India significant remaining. I am not surprised in Bali 2012 I had a bizarre experience meeting one of my Ancestors from another realm, out of common people logic spiritual understanding. As surrounding of Bali's 4 mountains, is Gate 7 of Earth's Chakra 7th which is Mount Kailash Tibet. Called Hindia, Indus, Indo (Indo Europe, Indo Persia, etc), Indonesia means Indo Nesos, Indo Islands, exactly on center of Equator line. Richest nature on entire world. Most humid yet stable weather all year around, alway sunrise at 6 AM to sunset 6 PM. Sumatra means Sumer/Summer/Sun/Gold + Tera/Terre/Earth/Land = Mother of Sumeria. The highest humidity and with so many volcanoes than anywhere in the world made things decaying easily, worldwide still don't know about our oldest ancient civilization before the massive eruption of Toba 74000 years ago resulted today world's larget crater lake, volcanic Toba lake with width around 100 kilometers. As our Ancestors were even advanced than us today and flee towards today Europe, Middle East, America escaped the eruption larger than Yellowstone USA. Yet, West and Middle East has been drawing Indonesia, world's richest nature strategically on equator line center line of earth and world's largest archipelago, too small on world map since Mercator 1569 while should be equally great as Russia and USA.

[@bourbon4707]

@@RIZFERD are u ex muslim from Indonesia?

[@2sav01]

This sounds like a crazy insane acid trip......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe next time you can put some trippy graphics to go with this insanity.... thank you for all the work you do.....

[@jgvsgamez2875]

What kind of god spits in peoples water and threatens to kill them 😂

[@tracybeckett4107]

Logic defeats religion. Couple that with common sense, historical fossil evidence and scepticism, and you have no reason to be religious.

[@thefirm4606]

You’d think so, or at least hope so...

[@skuula]

@Patricia Hill Hmm it doesn't seem to work very well so far, does it? Like, intelligent people getting themselves fooled again and again, especially by the Religion of Peace, being fools and in a stalemate to admit it. Jesus does not have that problem.

[@elspongebobhh]

If u die what u think will happen?

[@elspongebobhh]

@@skuula yes we are religion of peace not like u Love your enimey Do u love satan ? You're the fool

[@tracybeckett4107]

@@elspongebobhh Easy, that one. I’ll die.

[@Sixtra]

A upcoming project should be making a cartoon of some sorts based upon Hadiths 🤘😂

[@melanphilia]

Sounds like an insanely cool idea 👍👍

[@user-hr8pg1sf5w]

Here is one made by the Moroccan Infidel (Hicham Nostik). kzbin.info/www/bejne/rabHh3pve5KnnMU

[@Sixtra]

@@user-hr8pg1sf5w That was a original video, cool

[@Sixtra]

@@melanphilia With the same humorous theme, that would be something to see

[@Nektariosthebased5150]

pretmetmohammed.wordpress.com/

[@TesseRact7228]

From the opening clip comes the saying: Verily I say unto you. "Blessed are they who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels".

[@vb9950]

Lol

[@theokrisna]

maybe pakistan should employ these ababil(flock of birds) to replace mirage fighterjets the france denied to upgrade.

[@thefirm4606]

😂😂😂

[@salrafi4679]

Great idea! Not just Pakistan but all Islamic shitholes! 😆

[@Srahul832]

😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@geertclaeys6209]

😂😂😂

[@nmp3132]

Thanks for doing this!

[@auliahanna7770]

until the cyclops was rise can't hold my laugh anymore, good work Mr Abdul it's the best memes video

[@eddiebarnum6020]

Excellent video!! 🤔🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😳😂😂😂😂🤔👍✌️

[@RomanoPRODUCTION]

Please Abdullah, Keep the Friendly Neighbor Great! Fun content, ASMR and all you want to produce.

[@sladanajohn4702]

What a great good night story...

[@allk5236]

This great slliy

[@randomimmigrant348]

A debate/discussion via Zoom or physical between Sammer/GOndal and Usman from One Message FOundation would be very very insightful. Please guys, lets do this.

[@pepperst6385]

Sounds more like something out of a Disney movie! xD

[@kittye8340]

Your picture looks tasty and I want some.

[@kittye8340]

@Medullary um, thanks? XD

[@motivationdrugs6670]

Subscribed ,hlo from India🙏

[@ygcg8696]

Oh man! Gimme a break! 😂

[@alexandarpatrick3693]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ur epic!

[@toms4406]

What's your opinion on conspiracy theories as well as conspiracy theorists?

[@claires9100]

At 3:55 it sounds like you said "Moses beat up a rock with his dick." Lol!

[@寿司食べたいな]

Is this guy the inventor of lullabies? I fell asleep listening to him. Had to speed up the playback.

[@qasimqamar4996]

That's wonderful: I think this is joint production of both you and Abdullah Gondal.Quran us full of absurdities.

[@abushakir5676]

My buckles came undone 😢

[@LightKoranteng]

Is the video on Twitter or Facebook? Would love to download it!

[@AbdullahSameerVideos]

use y2mate to download it

[@raheemmohammed2067]

@@AbdullahSameerVideos 🔥 waiting for you

[@timytimotius4679]

This video makes the so called "Abrahamic monotheistic religion" humiliated.

[@sgorgardr227]

Abraghamic? Hahhahahaah MOONotheistic? Ahahahahaah, respect some prophet, no thanks, God is enough) Religeon? Is communism a religeon too?

[@ESPLTD322]

Whatever they were eating and drinking 1,600 years ago must’ve been stronger than Acid

[@peacock69mcp]

This mecca of Saudi Arabia looks like a theme park 😂😆😂❤ awesome video 👍

[@abdulrashgadu8325]

Yo I’d like the original video of this clip 7:49 thanks

[@comradebrothers7032]

Intro was funny 😄😆🤣

[@nellyaura4481]

69:17) The angels will appear by its sides and, on that Day, eight [angels] will bear your Lord's throne above them.

[@emmz6703]

Great Story ideas for great movies. 😃

[@SFE___]

For great movies Naah bro not at all 😂

[@KenadoCC]

Like it.

[@chirag1731]

Sir I want understand below hadith verses , 5, bathing ,283 sahin bukhari Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle came across me and I was Junub He took my hand and I went along with him till he sat down I slipped away, went home and took a bath. When I came back. he was still sitting there. He then said to me, "O AbuHuraira! Where have you been?' I told him about it The Prophet said, "Subhan Allah! O Abu Huraira! A believer never becomes impure."

[@wolfthunder2526]

Whose voice is this? I never heard your sound is like this before... Anyway... Enjoyable video

[@AbdullahSameerVideos]

Abdullah Gondal

[@armaansahil162]

Nice voice.

[@tj6544]

Is this AS voice? Funny, really funny. Fictional comedy at its finest

[@AbdullahSameerVideos]

This is Abdullah Gondal's voice

[@TheGameBomb]

This is some kind of a catholic priest's meme HAHAHAHA LOL

[@nerdzartemic8213]

wow scary.... food that can talking... LOL

[@rajubose97]

Brother sameer you are so funny

[@georginathompson3788]

Just need to continue pointing out these mythological absurdities.

[@SwiftWarrior07]

Can you please provide all the verses in the description? and what do you think about this: 72 virgins or 72 raisins?

[@manobik]

Why don't you figure it out. On every clip the verse number is mentioned on top right.

[@allk5236]

Jesus is Virgin What joke

[@rocosuavez]

David Wood debunked that one ...unless you believe raisins have huge tits and people are ready to blow themselves up for a a pack of them...

[@WorkerAnt255]

When u cant tell a joke use meme and funny bgm....

[@WilliamOunj-ge8th]

Abdullah Gondal made this amazing video. I wish he could start his own KZbin channel so that we can have more people criticizing Islam on KZbin.

[@rajurastogiii781]

Just randomly watched

[@SolaGratia.]

I do not wanna know what Mohammed Hijab was doing at around 6:20.

[@RamBo-yh3kz]

Ha hahahahahahhaha ......😂😂😂

[@jaredblack3082]

Oh duh... its in the description.

[@reagenwondal8121]

I'm still wondering if muslims saw this with all the reference were shown, are they ever having doubts about islam, that this non-sense is man-made and not from god..

[@keyazabin2308]

They don’t use their brain

[@susanmaddison5947]

How much of this comes from the myths of other religions and tribes? The stuff about Moses' stick-snake comes from the old testament. Probably it can be translated as Freudian symbolish that would have been obvious to everyone back that, the Egyptians worshipped snakes for a reason. So, translated, the old testament is saying this: Pharoah's magic men had big penises, they took them out to scare him and they got hard and sprang at him like a snake, Moses took his out and it was even bigger and ate their snakes, turning them into eunuchs. Or transgender women. Then he pointed it at Pharoah who got scared he was next. But God hardened Pharoah at his "core" that night ("heart" - core, virtually the same word in most languages including Hebrew), so Pharoah would regain confidence and go on refusing Moses' demands and God could pull his ten plagues and a bit of genocide to impress everyone with his power.

[@No_Use_For_A_Name]

I just thought it was just understood that all religions have this ridiculous stuff, and that nobody actually believed any of it. It's just like Christmas movies for them. But when you think about it, there must be a substantial portion that do believe this rubbish. That's a hell of alot of brain washing going on.

[@MrJamiez]

😂 😂 Hey how's it going dude?

[@flyhigh9681]

KZbin: Christian prince , no Muslim had ever beat him in a debate

[@jamescustodio3094]

Hey Abdullah, are you really giving us verses in the Quran or is this someone's diary of his Saturday night drug binge with his bros?

[@el_killorcure]

@haamad sam Yeah, perverts whom fantasize about sex slaves here and in heaven are always promising recruits for Islam...

[@hl9252]

@haamad sam do you really believe earth is globe 🌎

[@el_killorcure]

@haamad sam Quote me the New Testament on that? I can quote you the quran for the sex slaves, and the hadith for your pedophile cult leader, and the sirah for the satanic verses (your most trusted sources)...

[@jamescustodio3094]

To the dude that deleted his comment, COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!!!

[@elspongebobhh]

Go read the explain of these verses

[@physnoct]

I guess that all these stories were for entertainment. Maybe the people of that time didn't fell for these?

[@Halfway_House]

I have a question for people who believes in these If supernatural things like can happen, why don't they happen anymore? Why has it stopped happening altogether in this age? More people are becoming atheists now. It is needed now more than anytime else.

[@sakib7160]

Well, these are past stories described in Quran. And as a matter of fact, you just try a little bit and find something that was told in Quran long before 1400 years in 570, those are discovered just a few centuries or a few decades ago. Some are still not solved which is, upto now some sort of ridiculous talks to you, until you guys, after spending hundreds of millions of money and time, will find maybe. But, you aren't going to talk about those , are you?

[@shivamgusain5185]

@@sakib7160 lmao most of the scientific claims of quran are made by just muslim scholars no well known scientist has ever said that quran has science only Muslim scholars say that bullshit to make their religion look scientific.

[@gerardhodkinson2334]

Good point lad

[@Rawgins]

Too hilarious Sameer😂😂

[@guerrilla5002]

Superman doesnt needs wings, let alone 600 of them.

[@johanwhiz2632]

Hey, you didn't include 'Allah prays forrrr, not to, Mohammad...'

[@timsahkelebek5901]

Check Sad 37. (38,37)

[@skuula]

They are circling the drain the wrong way round!! Should be clockwise on the Northern hemisphere.

[@adibabrar1702]

Cameras: *gets invented* Miracles: Adios

[@yokoshanyoko722]

AWW u care so much about my religion it looks like u will become a Muslim mashallah.

[@onlinegladiator5888]

He’s an ex-muslim, and this video is simply listing the miracles of Islam, of course in a world without God it seems ridiculous, but thats what makes a miracle a miracle, only God is capable of allowing these to happen. I don’t see the point here

[@cpuid8266]

He was a muslim..not anymore

[@jgvsgamez2875]

😂 floating mountain is crazy why would a god threatened to crush people 😂

[@HairyMunci]

Heavenly conversations? I thought allah had no associates

[@fvillag1]

He was lonely..........too bad the virgin Mary rejected him.

[@RIZFERD]

When you try to convince people all the time from the beginning that there's no doubt in it, literally alll the time, then it means really lots of doubt in it. That's opening of Quran chapter Al Baqarah after Al Fatihah. Book of scam all fairytales based on very poor nature Middle East and Europe also India. ----- I was 11 when I wanted to end my life. I took all medicines in the cabinet and laid on the bed expecting that when I wake up I'd be no longer in this world. But, dang.. I am here in this world and still think of end it all sometimes (almost 37 years, February 1st 1984). That was the first time my Father sent me to a private boarding school. I got mentally abused with words by my stepmother since I was 8 years old, my Father didn't know. I am his first son. I lost my Mother when I was 2 years 8 months old, she was 27 years delivering birth of my younger sister and after the birth they both passed away. She was born July 29th 1959 and it was 6 November 1986. Then after the boarding school I started my life journey around the world all alone. Still jealous of people who has Mother but sometimes I see myself I am proud of me and I see them with Mother are softies, as best things never comes easy. I was born Indonesian but fluent in English, Dutch, Arabic, etc. Yes, lots of Aquarius, Capricorn and Scorpio in my birth chart (I was indeed sexually abused while I was in the private boarding school by room mates and later when I became a young priest/preacher to be an "imam" I was again sexually abused by senior imam who has his own private boarding school in India, while I was about to be coupled to marry in Abu Dhabi UAE, I was 17 years old that time and it's normal age to get married in the culture. And I refused the marriage proposal. I didn't tell them the reason, in fact this is my first time sharing to strangers. My Father never know the reason why I am no longer religious and not into any religion. Boring duality of religions, good and bad are the same, black and white are the same. Really when we die nothing matters, I don't matter, you don't matter. We don't matter. After all religion is never been a spiritual, as religion is region rely on legion, because of legislation, legion exist, and their holy books only know and talk about their own region, as an example Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) only talk about Middle East and Europe, and their very poor natural resources (that's why they mentioned rivers so many times) as they know nothing about the world as complete world, they don't even know anything about Oud/Agarwood they're using as it's not their native. Even Muhammad never lived around the world alone on his own since early as child but strangely he was a merchant but couldn't read nor write (remember Iqra')? What kind of merchant who could not read kor write? Of course a scam. He wasn't a complete multiracial and multilingual like me. Think that he's just an assistant of the jew/christian Khadija and family the creator of new fraud named Islam. There are countless errors I found, too long to write down here. To be continued.. ------ I am a former muslim preacher/priest was prepared to be an imam in my teenage. Been living around the world all alone since childhood including 2 years Middle East, 8 years The Netherlands and surrounding. And fluent in Indonesian, Arabic, Dutch, etc. www.linkedin.com/posts/rizki-ferdian-rizferd-75537056_scientists-prevent-excavation-of-chamber-activity-6716153304826683392-rSZg It is a threat to education, religion, whole world order system. Mahameru (Great Meru) is just one of evidence of Hindu, wasn't religion as today but an Ancient region from Indonesia all the way to Europe. As India significant remaining. I am not surprised in Bali 2012 I had a bizarre experience meeting one of my Ancestors from another realm, out of common people logic spiritual understanding. As surrounding of Bali's 4 mountains, is Gate 7 of Earth's Chakra 7th which is Mount Kailash Tibet. Called Hindia, Indus, Indo (Indo Europe, Indo Persia, etc), Indonesia means Indo Nesos, Indo Islands, exactly on center of Equator line. Richest nature on entire world. Most humid yet stable weather all year around, alway sunrise at 6 AM to sunset 6 PM. Sumatra means Sumer/Summer/Sun/Gold + Tera/Terre/Earth/Land = Mother of Sumeria. The highest humidity and with so many volcanoes than anywhere in the world made things decaying easily, worldwide still don't know about our oldest ancient civilization before the massive eruption of Toba 74000 years ago resulted today world's larget crater lake, volcanic Toba lake with width around 100 kilometers. As our Ancestors were even advanced than us today and flee towards today Europe, Middle East, America escaped the eruption larger than Yellowstone USA. Yet, West and Middle East has been drawing Indonesia, world's richest nature strategically on equator line center line of earth and world's largest archipelago, too small on world map since Mercator 1569 while should be equally great as Russia and USA.

[@AnDailyTalk]

You wana talk about your believes let’s discuss ?

[@IvanSensei88]

Sure, I believe all these scriptures are actually pure Man-Made products which had Zero divine inspiration, forged from the pure ignorance and lack of knowledge from the authors who had the audacity to title their conjectures and personal agendas as the "Word of God/Allah". And my reasoning for having such a belief is the fact that all these scriptures are ill-ridden with contradictions, errors, and the subjective morality that was fine-tuned for the author's needs of that time. If I am to believe that such an omnipotent omniscient being of infinite wisdom knowledge and power, who truly loves us and wants us to know about his existence, actually exists - he would've done a much superior job of letting the entire humanity know he exists - considering his infinite intelligence would allow him to figure out a surefire way to do it, and his infinite power would help him realize that plan.

[@yongyang4544]

When did Satan have a boat 😂

[@0banai_Igur0]

Funny intro 😂

[@rayankhalid5735]

وَلَئِن سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ ۚ قُلْ أَبِاللَّهِ وَآيَاتِهِ وَرَسُولِهِ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِئُونَ (65)

[@WillScarlet1991]

Atheists and ex-Muslims believe we all evolved from an ape-like creature 🤣🤣

[@art5799]

Magic carpet O:)

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

What's that music? Not the very beginning but right after. Is it from a video game? It sounds extremely familiar.

[@marc3dartist601]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYW2cpKpjKyAapY

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

I SAID NOT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, MARC!!

[@marc3dartist601]

@@jimmyshrimbe9361 Oups...

[@truthseeker1934]

Give the timestamp

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

TruthSeeker Zxuan it starts at 18 seconds.

[@byronjones2624]

Dang this is what Muslims believe in and they have the nerve to say the bible is confusing

[@AHMADPAZILMDISA]

Covid19 is real... Yes, we believe that. Because we dont believe in religion 😂

[@varun7599]

Well all movies are fiction. Time travel, superheroes etc. Still people see them and enjoy them. Sometimes even learn from them. So should we be against all fiction?

[@AbdullahSameerVideos]

if people live their life based on it thinking its real YES

[@varun7599]

@@AbdullahSameerVideos sounds fair. Fiction should be seen as fiction. Reality should be seen as reality 👍🏼

[@benniew.collinssr.8927]

They had PCP back then?

[@AbdullahSameerVideos]

haha angel dust?

[@benniew.collinssr.8927]

@@AbdullahSameerVideos Gabriel Dust?

[@melanphilia]

@@benniew.collinssr.8927 archangel's juice 😀😀

[@benniew.collinssr.8927]

@@melanphilia The energy drink of false prophets.

[@melanphilia]

@@benniew.collinssr.8927 dimethyl-magic-tea 😀😇 yumyum

[@zd5116]

Check out some of Zakir Naik's best work and save them, lest they get taken down kzbin.info/aero/PLuCzyXaThVgq0-U2swsebVW2MKjkfo0p1

[@joevoidable7549]

Is he Antman 🤦‍♂🤣

[@Me-st1sx]

Nonsense indeed!

[@yvonnegonzales2973]

Over expansion & exaggeration barber cutter: Momp

[@black_bird_official]

In bhavishya(future) purana ancient hinduism book written more than 5000yrs ago, there is clearly mentioned one day in "mahamad" name person will come and make his own religion by removed mustaches and will keep beards only and they'll do all thing who "pisach"(ghosts, wempires, demons) do like rape , killing in short Terrorism (Bhavishya purana - Pratisarga parva, section 3, chepter, 3, verse 24-26), even mahamad is sanskrit name it means Maha(great) Madh(alcohol drink) Mahamad means a person who drink alcohol a lot (drunker)

[@black_bird_official]

@@ShantanuMishra-zu6qp first of all go and research about it. I have original Sanskrit hard copy of bhavishya puran and confirmed all i commented here. Change your name with real name and shirk is islamic thing which is used to kill non muslims. So dear terr0rist go and read something you need read. And last thing british knows English hindi but not Sanskrit

[@ahmedreshi5697]

Funny your name is Abdullah. Servant of Allah. Fear your lord.

[@kgray041983]

Can you please do a video about Allah calling black people the worst of his creation please so I can show it to people

[@krs1848]

Haha....ha🙄😁😂

[@jgvsgamez2875]

😂 this is a joke of a god butter chicken god

[@yovisun222]

Be ware ..... !!! Contains hilarious story... don't for children