The Cursed Total War Game

Yep, it's Rome total war Alexander baby. Personally just look how good it is...
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[@Mint-qw3xm]

Isp if you ever get taken hostage dont put the ironside intro at the begining so that we know something happen to you

[@CrazyNerdMonkey]

What if ironside took him hostage and are forcing him to put it before his videos

[@saulgallagher5668]

inb4 next video is IRONSIDE IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE, and it's just 10:01 of a ironside intro meme, or a compilation.

[@Mint-qw3xm]

@@luckywidaya719 Omg look at his new video

[@randomhistoryfan5749]

guys, he is a hostage

[@music-lv3dl]

@@randomhistoryfan5749 oh god

[@HTPCYMC]

Naming every city in your empire after yourself? That’s how Alexander works.

[@drpedopuk9705]

and eu3

[@Ollidol]

And once his horse

[@tomkk7881]

With a name like yours, I notice every time you comment on one of the videos I watch. Shout out to 2016, the golden year of H3H3.

[@FreeOrderBallPerseverance21]

Level 1 Leader Level 100 C O N Q U E R O R

[@fulcrum2951]

Alexander Hamilton

[@CallingSkoot]

“What’s up my Bamb fams, it’s ya boy, Alex the Bambler”

[@grandmastercultistofben]

*the old macedonian tactic of going in from behind with cavalry* That literally was their tactic Hold them with Phalanxs and encircle with companion cavalry

[@paddyret7968]

Grand Master Cultist Of Ben yeah thats why he said it

[@tarasis2722]

they also went in from behind because they were gay af my homie.

[@davidchicoine6949]

@@tarasis2722 you sure look like you know what you are talking about ...

[@tarasis2722]

David Chicoine 😩

[@szabok1999]

@@davidchicoine6949 he was joking, genius.

[@AlextheRambler]

Wait, you're not into me? Wtf

[@cry-rb9iy]

make petscop 2

[@mrmonty03]

@@cry-rb9iy You're on the wrong channel my dude.

[@cry-rb9iy]

Mr Monty so guys we did it

[@LoydAvenheart]

I feel like Alex isn't joking about the gay stuff.

[@drpedopuk9705]

and eu3

[@aidankretzschmar6181]

The “Real Macedonian tactics here” bit is funny since that was actually the exact strategy Alexander used.

[@zeroattitude4162]

"When in doubt, hill camp it out" -Alexander the Great, 2019

[@daanstokvis7107]

Hill camp*

[@DariusOfPersia]

"When in doubly-doubt, bridge camp it out"- Alexander the Great, 2019

[@blakeharman3797]

When in doubt vote stan out kaif

[@stupidperson9250]

I try but THEY DON'T COME TOWARDS ME!

[@bananaframe2577]

2019AD

[@evaristegalois6282]

**watches the intro** _iSorrowproductions.exe has stopped working_

[@drpedopuk9705]

because of eu3

[@markovnikita4110]

2:34 Persian mosh pit honestly sounds like a name for a band.

[@rock7343]

I think it is the name of a band

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Total war....I like the sound of that

[@redhu9225]

Best comment ive seen on this vid

[@zombafier115]

it sounds great glorious leader.

[@lividphysics1237]

Dear Leader Kim, Ruler of True Korea, Defeater of Capitalism and 1765 - 2019's Sexiest Man Alive Champion, I am honored to be in your presence, my Dear Leader!

[@mywifeleftme9128]

Uh-oh

[@Subzero-ji5hn]

You comment on literally everything how can I escape the wrath of Kim Jong-Un

[@yungmalaria]

The funny part this is actual how Alexander’s campaign happened, he threw his armies into a moshpit of death, then just yolo charged the shanashah and him retreating routed the entire army

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Intro-ception

[@SupremeRTS]

Inception was a great movie

[@drpedopuk9705]

eu3--ception

[@StephenWebb1980]

375AD...asks "Where's Attila?" You got another ~30 years to go bruh

[@legatus3213]

Thé cursed lego Star Wars the Complete Saga level

[@kaddouraymen3296]

you have been warned join us now

[@theortheo2401]

I have a suspicion that Legatus might be french. Because of this "Thé"

[@NolanSchuster4]

The level is know as Darth Vader or Hoth Battle because yeah.....

[@fatality391]

''Say Hello to my little friend!'' -Alexander''Scarface''

[@evaristegalois6282]

_Still better than Fallout 76_

[@drpedopuk9705]

but worst than eu3

[@mellowInventor]

@@AxxLAfriku that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@mellowInventor]

@Eusko Gudariak fake news

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

Even Shogun 1 was better then F76

[@MrTwo-yv2up]

8k away from becoming a Cool Math Games channel

[@andreadrake404]

Isp the cursed paradox gaming channel

[@olibearws]

It wouldn't be cursed if you used artillery only

[@drpedopuk9705]

or playied eu3

[@khalteras]

Or the Roman Carriage Ballista

[@kyleweichert1553]

O N A G E R S O N L Y

[@Ultraelectromagnetic]

Idk why but I can't stop laughing at "Alexander the Butcher" and "Alexander Scarface" hahahaha

[@keycrafter7471]

7:40 The best part for me

[@orzyszindustries]

Poor Huns they just wanted to find home.

[@joshtabner7776]

4:55 Attila wasn't even born until 400 AD

[@williamroeben]

...that was an awesome intro.

[@jacobbabson6786]

That beginning joke about having your cavalry run around the back, is actually a Macedonian tactic

[@nickkaraoke2128]

The mod Europa Barbarorum I works on Alexander expansion, makes it a totally different game. It's the mod that got me excited about Total War games again.

[@mycatisfat2075]

Play medieval 2 dlc

[@jacktaylor8306]

Thank you, just finished bing watching your other total war vids

[@gaspaider7392]

Your Total War videos are great!

[@evanhouston7246]

I really love your videos. No jokes, no fuckshit, they genuinely make my day better.

[@JustinY.]

The real reason why it's cursed is because there isn't an option to do artillery only

[@johnh2665]

Go away

[@toreq1127]

@anti brony master race i bet he doesnt, he`s just using dead memes or makes title related comments

[@falcovg2]

Have you even played RTW?

[@th5154]

In the HOI4 community too huh?

[@cast1e_survival]

Where tf do u come from?! Ur literally everywhere... WHY?!

[@slynch3467]

BI is by far my favourite vanilla tw game just for how difficult western Rome is and for how there's an actual late game challenge with hordes/ taking on the other half of the empire

[@de_end8202]

I love your total war videos. Please make more.

[@textualarc8534]

0:41 you just killed all my dreams in one sentence Mr cool math games.

[@billybobjohnadamjoe]

9:24 That circle of archer horsemen, looks like they’re going on with some pagan ceremony or something...

[@vetonrecica5558]

Thank you,I was feeling a little low today.You're kinda a ray of sunshine.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

For the record , alexander never lost a battle

[@foolpanda9459]

1:48 "I just don't want to die in the war"

[@the_Kutonarch]

"When in doubt just *Alex the Rambler* it out!"

[@CanIgetsubscribers-zd6sw]

The *BELOVED* total war game

[@alessandronavone6731]

Attila wasn't born yet ISP.

[@ino8728]

In the near future “mighty Axilla took over British isles, naming his conquered land Hungland”

[@jaydenromeo-angwin3811]

I just ram my car into the side of the house and take everything i n the name of the (SCREAMS) THE HUNS!! TY FOR MAKING ME CRY TO MUCH FROM LAUGHING

[@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah]

What a fun, amazing game this was. Good times.

[@Shadow-rd6yc]

1:18 the so called „Hammer and anvil“ is actually a tactic that the macedonians invented.

[@AB-bg7os]

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE PLAYS BARBARIAN INVASION

[@daan1196]

Oh yeah yeah

[@lovrokovacic1586]

I wish he could play more of these old total war games

[@fritz645]

ISP's intro but everytime there is a new one the void breaks apart a bit more.

[@FakePale]

Those monks were just preparing the Holy Hand Grenade

[@macaw385]

first total war i play nostalgia hard, cool vid!

[@kajuta575]

Thanks for another total war game

[@zakmudie3856]

Fun fact: Alexander the Great never lost a battle.

[@CluelessWill]

I can't even play this without my PC crashing. Gotta love it

[@zelkorian1774]

I love gettin my rocks off to Total War Rome still to this day.

[@restromada9006]

Ironside ceo *sees the intro* : we want to cancel our sponsorship

[@miguellvaladares]

Imagine a MG 32, but shots Iroside Intros

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

The Romano-Britons are the Welsh, who you should certainly play as in Victoria 2 HPM in your next playthrough

[@whateverforevermusic]

Me: Click ISP video KZbin: ASTRONEER AD AT 175% VOLUME

[@theunfortunategeneral]

Barbarian invasion.. Where i first fell in love with ERE (byzantine empire)

[@garrardhn336]

This is the work of Dark Reunion only me The Jet Black Wings can stop them

[@brechtpeeters1721]

That’s sum ironside-intro-ception

[@jimtalbott9535]

At 1:50 - he's trying to bring the limes for the Margaritas.

[@jacobfloam7568]

**ironside hammer repeats in my head all day**

[@jozuavaleria328]

Barbarian Invasion starts roughly 30 years before Atilla's birth

[@tinkaraazb9383]

2:12 that horse XD

[@WinterTor]

It was an actually famous Macedonia battle to outflanks the enemy and attack them from behind while you’re infantry holds it in place. It was called the hammer and anvil

[@purplezerker305]

I remember barbarian invasion... good shit fren

[@mrwri]

*burn down rome* *build shrine to Pingu*

[@CataciousAmogusevic]

*Chinglu

[@shakenator92]

All hail Pingu!

[@Rikrockify]

Hold on a minute what happened to the attack on Constantinople?

[@tonytruong861]

He probably failed

[@Rikrockify]

@@tonytruong861 THAT IS SO SAD. ALEXA.

[@jasonfenton8250]

You're right, it's a system we cannot afford to lose.

[@FrederickvonKroner]

What alternate year mod is this?

[@ObiWanXCanBlowme]

Rome Total War Alexander was great. I loved using the phalangists pike infantry.

[@friendsmasher]

Best vid yet keep it up

[@jasonpratt5126]

7:50 Wololololololo intensifyin---NOPE NOT IN THIS GAME!

[@zal7782]

Excuse me but wtf, where is my medival 2 conquest

[@laughingchickene3371]

>Video haven't been out for as late NG as it lasts >Grts likes >Makes scenes

[@phillip_iv_planetking6354]

I remember being mailed a physical copy from CA. ATW was only a downloadable at launch.

[@ethanos1637]

YEET, isleepoutside productions

[@maitelatre2742]

Its balamber the rambaler That part cracked me up

[@macaronisalad3038]

Now this is an epic gamer moment

[@jormbus]

Papi ISP bring us more pain

[@CecilXIX]

I am getting TRIGGERED from him using the phrase "DLC" to describe an expansion pack.

[@hana-ng4ql]

i think the intro gave me a stroke because my brain cant handle more than one plink

[@tippy4674]

The intro reminded me of the CLANG meme from Berserk

[@zytereog7055]

Damn the Huns are really advanced he can build horses but I have to breed em

[@shutup1999]

i have all rome total war games and i find this video kinda epic

[@deputygaming543]

“I’m not that into you either, Sorry Mr. ISP” - A guy named Alexander

[@bravozero6]

RTWA was always bundled with Barbarion Invasion.

[@kevinmeyer1583]

The best one that I was capable of beating was the ERE on Hard/Hard. Since I'm not *that* good, it ends up turning into this meatgrinder on the rivers while you go on take out the Sassanids.

[@killbanedestoryer3243]

great video bro

[@greenboi6640]

2:49 For a second I thought the ballistas were anti-tank artillery pieces...

[@broefkip]

They cut Scotland of because Antoninus' wall is up there.

[@patsfreak]

Hill camping is too advanced for Alex the Rambler

[@wanderingronin6462]

The reason TW:Alexander is always seperate is because even CA wants to pretend it doesn't exist

[@Dasmus]

Who needs Hoi4 when we have this

[@tase245]

fun fact out all the rome 1 games alex has the best AI

[@zeroattitude4162]

"When in doubt, whip it out" -My uncle

[@strategossable1366]

Finally some love for barby invady baby

[@claudiu4800]

Honestly i just watch your videos for the intros

[@lividphysics1237]

Suggestion: Release all countries + Battle Royale Mod + Random Countries Mod I call it the Fried Computer Supreme

[@gtu660]

Cursed from intro to end