"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!" "Power Stars, son! They activate in response to grabbing my tail!"
@razu608111 ай бұрын
You can’t hurt me, Mario!
@SamuraiMercenary11 ай бұрын
@@razu6081 *Mario tries to move the axe, it's flex taped* What did I just say?
@EliteCameraBuddy10 ай бұрын
*Mario then grabs a super star beats the ever living shut out of bowser*
@Jojo_4_5_610 ай бұрын
*Kamek appears and uses his wand to cover bowser in a magic blue powder turning bowser into dry bones* what did I just say?
@MrCherst Жыл бұрын
This makes me imagine Mario asking Bowser "Why won't you die?!" after throwing him into the lava over and over again and seeing him come back like nothing happened.
@onup1475 Жыл бұрын
Boswer: "Koopatanium son! it reacts to server heat, Im immune to lava!"
@MrCherst Жыл бұрын
@@onup1475"You can't burn me, Mario!"
@honestkyn718 Жыл бұрын
"Why won'ta you a die?!" "Koopa power, son!"
@MrCherst Жыл бұрын
@@honestkyn718 "Star power, plumber!" or also "Black magic, plumber!"
@WCircuit7224 Жыл бұрын
"I'm a freakin fire breathing dragon you moron!"
@Colddirector Жыл бұрын
“I always said my Power Star was a tool of justice, but now I’m not so sure. Besides, this isn’t my star!”
@seanscudder542811 ай бұрын
Wahluigi Sam power
@eof8rjqi-vi1rs11 ай бұрын
@@seanscudder5428 Jetstream Wah
@seanscudder542811 ай бұрын
wahderful@@eof8rjqi-vi1rs
@TheDevBugReal5 ай бұрын
(Mario then dawns Luigi's hat, the arena glimmers with hope for the journeys end.)
@WamyDuper Жыл бұрын
"Don't fuck with this Koopa!"
@Unusedcan Жыл бұрын
Fr
@The_Twero11 ай бұрын
*stomp
@theultimatetrashman88710 ай бұрын
''I used to walk side to side y'know?''
@bruhmoment793110 ай бұрын
@@theultimatetrashman887at some cushy w1 level
@AxolotlNamedLeif10 ай бұрын
@@bruhmoment7931 Try every world! I could have gotten the princess if she was in this castle.
@offandsphere6788 Жыл бұрын
me when i realize that fireballs don't kill the bosses in three hits like jumps do
@gamebreaker9411 ай бұрын
"I was-a wrong about you, Bowser. You're-a not a bad guy... you're just-a INSANE!!!"
@nitroplasma78811 ай бұрын
"making the mother of every mushroom mario, cant fret over every coin"
@TheSolarShadows10 ай бұрын
“MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL ARMIES HERE MARIO, CAN’T FRET OVER EVERY KOOPA!”
@coconutgun3257 ай бұрын
@@TheSolarShadows not when you turn all toads into bricks and blocks huh?What do you know about getting kidnapped?You were never taken to somewhere tou dont know,you never waited for someone to save you,you never tried to escape on your own
@Aaa-vp6ug7 ай бұрын
@@coconutgun325not bricks, specifically the question blocks, Bricks is mistranslated
@coconutgun3257 ай бұрын
@@Aaa-vp6ug well bricks also give you items and toads that are inside of question blocks give you items
When you realize that bowser is a king making him technically a politician:
@AmericanBrit983411 ай бұрын
I'd vote for him. Dude is honest about what he wants.
@Mines0011 ай бұрын
Better than most politicians today.
@massgunner415211 ай бұрын
@@Mines00dude literally goes to war with the neighboring country to anex it.
@anwd864611 ай бұрын
@@massgunner4152At least he’s honest.
@skitsschist1110 ай бұрын
@@massgunner4152 Your options are this OR also this but obscured by false flag attacks and total narrative control
@TheGShad0w Жыл бұрын
The song that plays when new players try running up the infinite stairway
@PatrickStar90611 ай бұрын
"Making the mother of all the castles i took over, mario. Can't fret over every invasion!"
@big-pj5rs Жыл бұрын
this song fixed my 3ds circle pad
@biggusdickus8992 Жыл бұрын
This song unfortunately didn't fix my 2DS XL shoulder pads ):
@Seiyol Жыл бұрын
the highest possible praise
@Xynam011 ай бұрын
Metal mushrooms, plumber. They harden in response to your button mashing
@דיןלרנר11 ай бұрын
lmao!
@daijindekablaze149211 ай бұрын
Mama mia! That’s a nice-a argument, King Koopa! But why don’t you-a back it up with a source?
@GrubbusHubbus11 ай бұрын
BWAHAHAHA! My source is that I made it up, Mario!
@AU_Player11 ай бұрын
"WHY WONT YOU LOSE A LIFE!?" "POWER STARS SON, THEY REFLECT PHYSICAL TRAUMA.. YOU CANT HURT ME MARIO!"
@David_the_Psalmist10 ай бұрын
"YOU CAN'T HURT ME, PESKY PLUMBER!"
@ExGanonMain11 ай бұрын
Bowser: “Fuck the Mushroom Kingdom, Fuck the Toads!” “FUCK ALL OF IT”
@joshshrum276410 ай бұрын
Including peach i guess.
@GenderFluidDragonKing10 ай бұрын
@@joshshrum2764I mean technically yes but I'm pretty sure in a literal way
@trevortyrrell17510 ай бұрын
"I'm making the mothers of all levels, Mario you can't fret over every goomba!"
@HenryXLII Жыл бұрын
When the boss takes more than three hits.
@SaiyanPride12311 ай бұрын
"Why won't-a you die?!" "Plot, son. Nintendo is extremely lazy to think of other villains other than me and my minions, some new villains are not all that common. You can't beat me, Mario!"
@דיןלרנר11 ай бұрын
mario: "why wont you explode?!" BOWSER: "nanomachines, mario! they harden in response to falling in lava!"
@דיןלרנר10 ай бұрын
it might have been even better if i called them "NINTENDOMACHINES"
@jefferycole619811 ай бұрын
What we all thought super Mario bros wonder was gonna end off with
@life-destiny119611 ай бұрын
gif of Raiden punching Armstrong's chest turns out to be a huge misunderstanding; Raiden just trying to mash fast enough to BLJ up the stairs
@kenjamin914710 ай бұрын
Standing here, I realise You are just like a-me Trying to conquer galaxies But who's to sing, my new theme song? When Pauline's in town She'll do the Odyssey Yes Kameks spawn magic But in-a the end Bowser is here to stay You've caused all this hassle Peach in another castle In every world it's the same Tell the undertaker I'm meeting my Maker Via King Koopa's roaring flame Yet 'Wonder'ing about this feud of yours and mine I feel 1-Ups will be shorn Beneath the FLUDD-sprayed Shine
@someone67544 ай бұрын
Perfect
@markerikson742310 ай бұрын
Senator Koopa: "Played Mario Tennis, you know." Maraiden: "On the Virtual Boy!"
@pixellatedpixie21511 ай бұрын
this is just absolutely ridiculous. I love this so much. thank you
@StormerSage Жыл бұрын
Sorry Bowser, but I'm-a getting world record today!
@Time_has_come_to_the_end.11 ай бұрын
"I hate you" ROM. Final battle against Luigi:
@cursedcat646710 ай бұрын
“How are you alive?” “Koopa shells son, they harden in response to being a shell”
@redtrakinasanimacoes731811 ай бұрын
I cant explain with words how much i like this, but numbers can 2000/10
@Llllllllllllllllllllllllll-o4u10 ай бұрын
Bowser:alright prove then Your right about one thing... i need princess and my armys... wanna know why? "I have dream!" Mario:what?
@Walter_gamingberg11 ай бұрын
Mario: Mah ma Mia why won’t you die Bowser: har har har Translated to (power stars Mario they make me invincible you can’t hurt me)
@SahilHossain-ff4if11 ай бұрын
Lore of it has to be this way from metal gear rising, but in Sm64 momentum 100
@brenlc141211 ай бұрын
“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!” “Pasta Power, son! It hardens in-a response to-a fireballs! You can’t-a hurt me!”
@cursedcat646710 ай бұрын
“We’re talking about the mother of all stars here Mario, can’t fret over every level”
@alfasilverblade10 ай бұрын
Would the mines around Bowzer boss arena be strong enough to kill Senator Armstrong?
@isauldron43373 ай бұрын
Bowser: i have the power of nanomachines PAISANOS!
@isauldron433710 ай бұрын
I'M UNBEATABLE MARIO! Mario: dang it I'm out of power stars
@nightmarefuel853711 ай бұрын
Played professional mario kart you know
@somedude483210 ай бұрын
On some cushy mushroom cup track!
@princesscadance1972 ай бұрын
@@somedude4832 ‘Try Lethal Lava Land Circuit! Could have gone pro if I hadn’t taken over the Mushroom Kingdom!’
@lettybrandao121210 ай бұрын
nanomachines, son
@metaenebus103010 ай бұрын
Mario: Why you don't die ? Bowser: Mushroom 1-UP son.
@isauldron433710 ай бұрын
Mario and luigi paper jam lore essentially... But paper Mario and luigi are also fighting
@StickBreightley10 ай бұрын
Senator Armstrong would’ve gone down in three turns max if Raiden and Blade Wolf had enough SP for a Magic Window.
@cjvs160411 ай бұрын
Besides... this isn't my fire flower.
@WanderfromSOTC10 ай бұрын
"Okay, the truth then. I do need stars, and the princess. Wanna know why?"
@CyanStarr11 ай бұрын
NANOMACHINES, MARIO
@princesscadance1972 ай бұрын
‘Why won’t you-a die??’
@myleswelnetz67008 ай бұрын
That’s not how you defeat him. You’re supposed to grab his tail.
@derpyguytheshygamer328310 ай бұрын
Making the mother of all cakes here, Mario! Can't fret over every princess!
@juliobrando636710 ай бұрын
"Typical politician. Big words, but all talk" -Mario
@JohnJohn-r4l11 ай бұрын
Let’s-a-dance! Playtimes-a-over! How about full of-a-shit? Is-a-that a meme?!
@TheSolarShadows10 ай бұрын
“Luigi! Turn off-a my Life Count inhibitors!” “What!? This is-a madness! You can’t-“ “Just-a do it!”
@_Celestial11 ай бұрын
Grand Stars Mario, They activate in response to physical trauma
@KirbyLinkACW10 ай бұрын
This makes more sense than people realize. Mario is basically the champion of the Mushroom Kingdom whose loyalty rests with Princess Peach. Many of his antics involve rescuing either her or a related party, and he's often on the front lines when the koopas attack. In other words, he's a soldier. Bowser is the ruler of the Koopas, a king, a person of high authority, much like a senator. He's the kind of person to use military force, often war, to get what he wants, whether that's the princess of the day, a wish-granting star rod, or the positive publicly of his people. He's gone after Peach's castle multiple times, he needs the capita. The battles between Mario and Bowser are very much like Raiden and Armstrong: a soldier, often considered a puppet, fighting the big man who weilds war like a mighty sword.
@nika_highwind10 ай бұрын
Finally I found soundtrack from my favourite game - Metal Goomba Rising
@TheTaintedWisdom10 ай бұрын
(Grabs robot leg) Raiden: "So long gay Metal Gear!" (Yeet)
@thunderbandit185311 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like there will be an animated video of Mario x Metal Gear Rising with this music parodying the battle with Senator Armstrong?
@szuetomytchereic523011 ай бұрын
Haters to forest boy: *WHY WON'T YOUR VIEDO DIE?!?!* Forest Boy: _Fire remix, son. It gathers die-hard fans around the globe to enjoy some fire tunes. You can't hurt us, Soyjack!_
@jairyagamireds182910 ай бұрын
0:49 Bowser: come on! Mario: ok... Let's a go!
@thetruedaoster886310 ай бұрын
"So long, gay senator! YAHOO!"
@DevineInnovations10 ай бұрын
Now I need a loop of Mario punching Bowser
@nintendoborn10 ай бұрын
I love all the references in this comment section. S+ tier video
@Misc-ql3hc11 ай бұрын
Cool cover! Also, NANOMETAL, SON!
@mrdoom690010 ай бұрын
this is underrated ngl
@AnAverageGoblin11 ай бұрын
Well if it isn't Saucy Mario?
@apieceoftoast76810 ай бұрын
Standing here I realize You are just like me wanting to marry Peach But who's to judge the 'stache or shell With a power-up I think we'll both agree. That fire breeds fire But in the end it has to be this way-hoo!
@aldouarafaelmarzapien223511 ай бұрын
#MarioVsMetalGear
@LavaCreeperPeople11 ай бұрын
lol, what?
@lunarkomet11 ай бұрын
Good but the random sound voicelines don't add a whole lot
@Wymare11 ай бұрын
I was the 666th like, great song
@nickthefox1998 Жыл бұрын
this does not sound good in my opinion.
@TrueAgentZan11 ай бұрын
well there's a funny thing called your opinion not mattering because in the end it has to be this way