Metal Gear Rising - It Has To Be This Way (Mario 64 Soundfont)

[@FoxVidz2000]

I want you to know that half the reason a Mario-fied Metal Gear Rising Parody Fanfic by yours truly is going to exist is because of you and this fantastic remix. Mario Gear Rising: ZtaR-evengeance is coming in 2024. Be ready. We've got a new game to play.

[@alejandropetit6573]

Holy shit, commenting so that yt hopefully notifies me when this masterpiece comes out

[@sussy6905]

Gonna be waiting on this one

[@Hanjen-xb9vo]

I want to see this happen. Good luck.

[@lubu682]

you better fucking keep your word

[@BanermanArthropide]

I'll be waiting

[@JessePrower]

“Making the mother of all pasta here Luigi, can’t fret over every meatball!”

[@fourthknower9831]

Read this in Joel's Mario voice

[@someoneirrelevant6815]

“Making the mama of all pasta here, Luigi! Can’t-a-fret over every meat-a-ball!”

[@TheLateLordKardok]

@@fourthknower9831 Y'SEE, BLUE SHELL INCIDENT WAS JUST A COVER-UP!

[@vibes_4225]

@@fourthknower9831 same

[@thunderknight4149]

"Making the mother of all cakes here Mario, can’t fret over every peach!”

[@notaspider4084]

It was so cool when Raiden cut open the senator's chest and ripped his heart out before saying "So long, gay bowser!"

[@donutholebandit]

I heard this in Raiden's voice and I was not disappointed

[@LosFurros]

So long, gay Senator!

[@amaterasumaster8781]

@@donutholebandit I actually can't do that. I'm trying and I can't

[@gnochhuos645]

And then he said “Behold senator, this is my Super Metal Gear Rising Revengeance 64”

[@clownworld3382]

Spoiler dude, not cool

[@inspectorjavert9868]

I can't believe this was the last Mario game in the franchise. That President Koopa fight was godly.

[@RegularFish2]

Sticker star isnt canon

[@RegularFish2]

@@rekaepSotatoP deleted your own comment L

[@larsnyman2455]

Ah yes, the adaptation of the Super Mario Bros movie

[@SexLuthor]

Jetstream blooper was a very awesome fight tho….

[@wildfire9280]

Loved Blade Goomba’s character arc.

[@Samlolol]

Dang, the new Metal Mario powerup looks cool!

[@cliveowensia]

Metal Mario Rising

[@snowguy1348]

@@cliveowensia Its called metal gear for a reason

[@mrbones9332]

Powerups, son. They harden in response to 64 bit trauma.

[@diocareca5458]

"A weapon to surpass metal gear"

[@probablysomeone3809]

@@cliveowensia Bowser uses a metal gear to fight Mario. And the second phase is Bowser in his pure form, Against Mario, With no powerups. Or just him with a hammer.

[@TheHazard36]

All we need now is Mario rapidly punching Bowser

[@mroguretxs9651]

Ok, gonna make one, gimme a couple days

[@plopperson]

@@mroguretxs9651 Doing the lords work

[@byronvonedmund]

Would work in Smash

[@mroguretxs9651]

@@byronvonedmund yeah like i can afford a switch

[@byronvonedmund]

@@mroguretxs9651 who's specifically saying about ultimate?

[@f00lish_commentator8]

"Well if it isn't a pesky plumber" "Played Wii Sports y'know." "Try University of Sarasaland, could've gone pro if I hadn't joined Smash" "Don't fuck with this Koopa" "Making the console for all games Mario, can't fret over every port"

[@champagnesupernova1839]

"I've always said my hammer was a tool of justice, not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. Besides..... This isn't my hammer!"

[@spiralgodking9877]

@@champagnesupernova1839 Is Luigi Sam?

[@reddishgold3492]

@@spiralgodking9877 No Luigi is Raiden Sam is Waluigi Mario is Snake and Wario is Grey Fox

[@human6562]

He is making one of the consoles of all time?

[@f00lish_commentator8]

@@human6562 The Nintendo Switch is one of the consoles of all time. The manufacturers were manufacturing, the games were gaming.

[@ScoutTheSpartan]

“Nintendomachines son.” I like this remix its very good

[@thegetrktshow]

i did what nintendont mario

[@sptflcrw8583]

"Metal cap, son."

[@PriestessofGenbu]

"Nintendomachines son, it hardens in response to DCMA takedowns. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, BRAWLMODDERS!"

[@Ogegus]

Nintendomachines son, they harden in response to fan games

[@bahamutkod]

"Nintendomachines, son. They can survive any physical trauma!"

[@LostSoulSilver]

Lucky bastard, got the MGR soundtrack in his personalized copy

[@susamogus1956]

what soundtrack you got in yours?,i got the DMC soundtrack in mine

[@benjaminfarias8766]

@@susamogus1956 silent hill

[@JrIcify]

@@susamogus1956 Sonic Chronicles The Dark Brotherhood 😭

[@ChrrolloDI]

I got the one where on the water fountain it said "Omelet is real"

[@hecticscone]

i got the HL2 soundtrack in mine, along with a recreation of ravenholm

[@BoltBlades12]

“Power Stars, son. They shine in response to physical trauma!!”

[@joshshrum2764]

Sundowner: “THESE POWER STARS MAKE ME FUCKING INVINCIBLE.”

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

"You can't hurt me, plumber."

[@_smy]

oh hey bolt i didnt expect to see you here truly a based individual you are

[@human6562]

Tanooki Leafs, son! They harden in response to physical trauma!

[@human6562]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges why does that feel like something the Senator would actually say

[@pastaman7278]

"I'm making the mother of all cakes here Mario! Can't fret of every mushroom!" "Not when your "Purging the small" right? What do you know about "The small", you weren't born poor, you weren't born small. You've never been on 1 hitpoint... You've don't know what it's like to fight and break just to grow!" "But you did grow! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of codes. With your own set of mushrooms, you took back your Star!" "And now... I'll take yours!"

[@pastaman7278]

before anyone replies it doesn't make sense think about what happens when Mario gets a red mushroom

[@PlebNC]

Bowser: Played college soccer ya know. Would've played in the majors if I didn't rule the Koopa Kingdom.

[@Hiper_F64]

Typical royalty! Big promises, but all talk!

[@PlebNC]

@@Hiper_F64 Bowser: Fine. The truth then. It's true I need Coins, and princesses. But it's not about money, or power. I have a dream! Where every Toad is free to rule their own kingdom, fight their own wars! No more 24/7 spew of kart racing and party game bullsh*t! Where the monarchy bends to serve the individual, not the other way around. Where power is back in the hands of the Toads!

[@squidcultist0022]

@@PlebNC you're not -a greedy, you're a batshit crazy

[@mythosinfinite6736]

"Beat Kaizo Mario World, you know!" "With savestates on some fancy filtered-up emulator!" "Try a reproduction cartridge on original hardware! Coulda started speedrunning if I hadn't switched to romhacks! I could crack SM64's code wide open... with pure Assembly! Don't fuck with this Super Player!"

[@NekoUrabe]

Lmao I don't know why I expected Mario to be singing the lyrics

[@pastaman7278]

because holding an Italian accent for that long is fucking impossible

[@skinbartthepirate6354]

Because you have great taste

[@jamstarr]

id love to hear martinet do a whole ass italian opera singing voice for this

[@XEMFRIR]

Someone petition Charles Martinet to cover this!

[@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039]

@@pastaman7278 wait, so actual italians just pretend their accent?

[@PlebNC]

My hammer is tool of plumbing. Never to be wielded in anger. But now... Now I'm not so sure... And besides: This isn't MY hammer!

[@saltystick_99]

"Come on!" "Alright...Let's a go!"

[@PlebNC]

@@saltystick_99 Mario: Draws hammer. Luigi: I see. You deny your weapon its purpose.

[@SportySnake]

Turn off my mushroom inhibitors Luigi!!!

[@BadModder]

It's a fugging mistake

[@PlebNC]

@@BadModder A mistake or a happy accident?

[@Malysitos]

“So long, gay Armstrong!”

[@eddiec9756]

All I can imagine now is someone rotating the analog stick with their palm like it was a Mario party game...

[@konkeydong8792]

Another lawsuit on nintendo's scarred hands

[@toasteethetoaster5978]

That's what I did to get rid of geckos during the Mistral boss fight...

[@aninstrument2803]

@@toasteethetoaster5978 I would shit myself if geckos were actually there instead of tripods, at least tripods drop repair units, geckos would just destroy you if they spawned after dying, on top of that they would stop only when you kill Mistral, and somehow "Mistral S Rank (No damage) (No sword) (No wig) (No item) (No unique weapon) (No upgrade) (No glitch) (Revengeance difficulty)" would come out 2 hours after this version of MGR released

[@Stresenbear]

@@aninstrument2803 It was believable for No Damage No Wig No Item No Unique No Glitch and Revengeance Difficulty But No Upgrade and No Sword is just :Bruh:

[@massgunner4152]

Mario: Why won't a you die? Bowser: Evoglobin Stache! It enlarges in response to mortal danger! You cant hurt me Mario!

[@Gobershmat]

I just witnessed someone acknowledge the Globins on the internet, never thought I’d see the day.

[@ne0space]

Fuck man, that brings me back.

[@EsotericLiquid]

@@Gobershmat can you explain? im uncultured

[@Gobershmat]

@@EsotericLiquid In Mario and Luigi: Bowser’s inside story, the third game in the Mario and Luigi rpg series there is a minor race of characters inside bowser called Globins, they speak funny and there’s a few different kinds, Evoglobin Emoglobin Nutsoglobin Liftoglobin and totemglobin. There’s just some of them scattered around inside bowser and I don’t believe they have ever appeared anywhere again. Look them up and you’ll see what I mean by they speak funny. Save your globin

[@EsotericLiquid]

@@Gobershmat aaaaah okay thank you

[@БорисОхлаждай]

Jumping here i realize You are just like me Trying to get princess Peach But I collect the golden stars When your troops are down. I think well both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end the brothers will prevail. Im plumbing the tubes You’re king of the coops But maybe were both the same The kingdom was turned So many’ve been stomped But nobody is to blame. Yet staring across this wasted castle hall I know 1-up will appear out of this question block!

[@TudorTheDrunk]

Fucking wonderful and creative lyrics

[@wildfire9280]

_(Out of this question blooooooooooooock)_

[@1Krispyboi]

This is great

[@certifiedcool5971]

i sang it in my head.

[@kylemason2836]

When you’ve been building speed for 12 hours

[@squidcultist0022]

Making the mother of all runs here, can't fret over every a press

[@kylemason2836]

@@squidcultist0022 yes senator I completely see but an a press is still an a press you can’t say it’s half

[@TheSynthPunk]

I'LL RID THIS WORLD OF POINTLESS PRINCESS KIDNAPPING, MARIO!

[@TudorTheDrunk]

Mario : i was-a wrong-a about you....you're-a not greedy....YOU'RE-A BLOOOPER-INK INSANE-A

[@aIexemre]

this is actually pleasant to listen to, i can really see an indie game boss being given this theme

[@joshshrum2764]

What like Asriel Dreemurr, or something.

[@kaanthereaper256]

You know what, you just gave me the idea to add this song in my game

[@vreikezen8268]

@@kaanthereaper256 hahaha *copyright*

[@robertmarley9380]

[Scuttlebug Rising: Revengeance] I'm making the mother of all Longjumps here, Mario. Cant fret over every A-press! Not when you're "building up speed for 12 hours", right? What do you know about "the distance mario moves"?! You weren't born perpendicularly, you've never been QPU misaligned. You don't know what it's like to Press and Hold and Release just to jump! But you did jump! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules (specific to your category). With your own two hands you took back your World Record! And now... I'll take yours.

[@cubed111]

LOL

[@Gobershmat]

Now, it’s time to talk about parallel nano machines.

[@bobrze]

I actually love this so much

[@SatisfactoryBro]

I was already laughing, but "(specific to your category)" fuckin took me out

[@SoliderBoy]

Xddddd😸😸😸 based

[@maraxpelaa6689]

It's gonna be weirdly epic when people start modding this song into final bowser fight in Mario 64

[@spiralgodking9877]

Okay, that needs to be a mod, NOW.

[@pn5705]

@@spiralgodking9877 The internet has never failed! 👉👉

[@herobizarre6010]

This is a certified gamer Classic.

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

Bowser: _Making the mother of all cakes, Mario! Can't fret over every single egg._

[@pikaland3852]

Ah yes the Galaxy Sized cake that was never made!

[@Lax_ite]

The fact that im obsessed with both mgr and m64 just makes thus amazing for me

[@joshshrum2764]

It has to be this way.

[@mahu6623]

New life will be born beneath the blood stained shifting sand land

[@HobbesandCalvinFan]

Okay, I love this one.

[@callmebanona]

"Standing here, I realize, you were just like-a me Trying to make spaghetti But who‘s-a to judge? The right from-a wrong? When our sauce is-a down, I think we‘ll both agree, That meatballs breed meatballs But in the end, it has to cook this-a way."

[@diegoapablaza4455]

"making the mother of all cakes here Mario, can't fret over every egg" "Don't fuck with this princess"

[@orangeboi3387]

Theres a universe where metal gear games kept being nintendo launchs and metal gear 64 is a exclusive game made to show the nintendo 64© 3d capabilities

[@gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn]

Metal gear was first realeased on the msx, not the nes, but okay

[@orangeboi3387]

@@gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn kept being launched on nintendo* never said nintendo exclusive lmao

[@bobrze]

I would give my left nut for a metal gear 64

[@knocksspeedruns3713]

I like this timeline. It could be true if the whole parallel universes thing is true

[@StrikeWyvern]

PLAYED SUPER MARIO RPG YA KNOW "With some cushy N64 emulator!" Try an original hand-me-down console! Coulda' gone pro if I hadn't broken the controller! I'm not one of those A-spamming pansies! I could break Culex in two... With my bare hands!

[@LucasRibeiro-rl8ji]

Why Won't You Die Lazy shell son, it hardens in response to status ailments, you can't hurt me Jack

[@NicoBabyman1]

Don’t fuck with this gamer!

[@harrisonfackrell]

But... Mario RPG was a Super Nintendo game.

[@peenywallie]

"N64" zoomer moment

[@StrikeWyvern]

@@peenywallie Yes. Does having a PS2 at least make up for this gaming offense?

[@davidlemos1136]

Yoshi throws Luigi's hammer in front of Mario. "You damn lizzard" -Bowser mutters with a frown face and stomps his felled opponent. "BOWSEEEEEEEEER!" -Mario screams making shockwaves in the destroyed room of the castle while holding the hammer in the air with resolve.

[@socks5266]

"I said my Hammer was a tool of plumbing, not used in Karting, not used for Stomping. But now, I'm not so sure. And besides, This isn't my Hammer!"

[@whatgoeshere24]

wait so you're implying mario and luigi dueled each other and Mario killed luigi

[@davidlemos1136]

@@whatgoeshere24 I'm not implying... it's the only thing I know for real.

[@sirpuffball6366]

"Why, won't, you, DIE?!" "Metal cap, son"

[@ミヨロ]

"Making the mother of all Koopas here, mario, cant fret over every goomba!" "SuperStars son, they harden in response of main character"

[@soundwave2825]

The soundfont on the music at 0:33 plays before the song kicks off makes me wish there was a remix done with the Star Fox 64/Ocarina of Time soundfont.

[@emperorhadrian6011]

That angelic synth section was actually really nice.

[@unironic5715]

the instrument used to replace the lyrics is just god tier

[@ekandll]

Underrated, this is fantastic

[@spacemarine6212]

I absolutely love this. No words accurately describe how much I enjoy this.

[@diamondyoshi6649]

"Why won't-a you die!?" "Nanomachines, Mario. They harden in response to physical trauma!"

[@peterfehr5693]

I'M MAKING THE MOTHER OFF ALL SPAGHETTI, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY TOMATO!!!!

[@triplecrosscounter]

I can already see simpleflips playing a MGR hack of SM64 eith this playing in the background.

[@Sid_Streams]

Wow! This could even be played with 4 players back then! Nanomachines for the whole family.

[@Han_Jie]

Senator Bowser: "Well, if it isn't a Saucy Mario." **looks at watch** "Just a little too late... as usual, the Princess is already at another castle"

[@Legoluigi26]

We're making the Mamma of all Mias, Mario! Can't fret over every meatball!

[@matveymih2617]

"But you survived! Doesn't thinked about every goomba that you jumped on! Living by your own rules, Mario!" "And now i will jump on you, Bowser!"

[@CrissHanssen]

"We are making the mother of all Kingdoms Mario! We cant fret over every single mushroom here. There's no saving the Mushroom Kindom. We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. Burn it down. And from the Ashes, a new Kingdom will be born! Evolved, but untamed. You should try fighting for what you believe in some time, Mario. Not for a Princess, or for a Kingdom, or for anyone else."

[@anomalocaris9298]

This was my favorite part of Mario Bros. Rising: Luigeance. When Blade Yoshi throws Jetstream Waa's purple sword to Luigi so he can finally hurt Chancellor Toadsworth. That last QTE where you rip the Metal Cap off his head was so satisfying.

[@aortaplatinum]

If you think this is good, you gotta hear the Neon Genesis Evangelion N64 game soundtrack. It uses the default N64 soundfont so you get renditions of A Cruel Angel's Thesis and Komm Susser Tod that sound like this. It's glorious.

[@peabrainfunni6355]

"How did you get here 2 minutes after starting the game?!" "Speedrunning, Bowser. can't fret over every star!"

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Sounds like it's straight out of an old Final Fantasy game. I love it.

[@internetcringe3941]

"WHY CANT I JUMP ON YOU" "Koopa shell son, it protects me from physical trauma"

[@Filthma]

Man, I have so many good memories of playing the splitscreen multiplayer for MGR with my three mates from school.

[@VaryingEnthusiast69]

Power Stars son, they give invincibility in response to physical trauma, you can’t touch me Jack!

[@Parky64]

“Nice vacuum luigi” “Good-a opinion mario, but where is you’re-a source?” “The-a source is that-a I made it-a up!” “Nano-machines-a luigi!”

[@BuckySeifert]

Let's be real, Luigi is the Mushroom Kingdom's Raiden.

[@markmorales7958]

Bowser: Why won’t you die?! Mario: Super Star, a son a…

[@ghost4650-dr]

Luigi: WHY WONT YOU DIE??? Mario: Mushroommachines Son! After consuming them, they make you grow & harden in response to physical trauma! *YOU CANT HURT ME, LUIGI!!!*

[@masterlasheron]

Ah yes, Chris Pratt's theme

[@Gatzucortezemmanuel357]

He’s so cool…

[@YourMid740]

Mario will be talking a lot in his film

[@mildlymarvelous]

The key to making a great Mario 64 remix is choosing the right instruments, and boy, was this one successful!!! Great choices and great mix!

[@trime1015]

It turns into a Pokemon OST at 1:20. I love it.

[@spooderman6312]

Its a metal cap, son It hardens in response to my health meter going down You can't hurt me, bowser -Senator Mario

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

BLJs, son. They speed up in response to rapid inputs.

[@JackTheDripperr]

cant wait for someone to use this in a Metal Mario Rising: Revengeance 64 romhack

[@RockWithSocks207]

I Need to see a romhack where the final fight with Bowser has this theme

[@rdpslayersonofballer8384]

You couldn't even defat a weak Master hand , you will always stay as a lonely plumber.

[@samuelkatz1124]

We're making the mother of all speedrunners Mario! Can't fret over every glitch!

[@zecopyninjayt9266]

"Why won't you die?" "You can't hurt me Mario." "Spikeshell, son."

[@werevin649]

why is this somehow more intense than the actual version

[@sentientviolin7802]

Mario: “Metal Caps, son. I harden in response to physical trauma. You can’t hurt me, Link!” Link: “HYAAA!” Mario: “What did you just say?!”

[@omniscientbarebones]

Now that’s a pretty meme, exquisite!

[@sashimidaiouika9862]

"We're making the mama of all mias here Bowser, can't fret over every power star"

[@km-6594]

謎にエモいんだよなぁ

[@mr.miyagucci2116]

"Why a won't you a die gay bowser!?" "Nano-Koopas son, they hide in their shells in response to physical trauma!"

[@j5tp]

Really underrated

[@jeffukarosta4500]

Mario: Why won't you die?! Bowser: I'm a giant dragon king and you're just an Italian plumber, what did you thought that would happen?

[@Sakar0Z]

i'd like to see it in the classic doom soundfont

[@starblast8548]

Mario: [ Furious italian chatter ] Bowser: Superstars mario, They make me invencible in response to my physical trauma, you can't hurt me plumber!

[@verxL]

Miniscule Goombas, Mario! -Bowser 2018

[@ThatCyberpunkGuy]

I can imagine Mario saying the Senator quote, "Nanomachines, Luigi"

[@Leon_S._Kennedy]

It has to be this mushroom

[@Jacketfromhotlinemiami]

Imagine the great strategy and it has to be this way combined best shit ever

[@Poyopoyo64]

this should in the mario movie

[@GreyThunder]

"DON'T FUCK WITH THIS KING! COULDA GONE PRO TIL I BECAME ROYALTY"

[@slickcalf985]

was gonna make a nanomachines son joke but I have no idea how to execute it

[@Terasenai]

Wasnt there a metal mario in mario 64? If yes,it still fits If no,well...no

[@slickcalf985]

@@Terasenai yes there is but I don't know how I'd follow it up with "son" imo metal Mario son sounds weird

[@Terasenai]

@@slickcalf985 true

[@ARandomTrooper]

"Metal caps Luigi! It turns you metal in response to wearing the cap"

[@zawarudo6628]

Metal Caps, son! My defense was already high, you cannot hurt me, Mario!

[@seanb3226]

Bowser: "But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules. With your own two hands, you took back your Stars!" Mario: "And now, I'll take yours."

[@tailedgates9]

This legit sounds fucking awesome. :D Making the mother of all kingdoms here, Mario! Can't fret over every Koopa!

[@nelsonthen884]

I can imagine the gameplay. XD If only i could screenshot the the visualization in my brain, but omg how cool would it look

[@Kaltsit-]

This honestly sounds like an emotional/hard fight at the end of a game.

[@andrewstanley5317]

Nice! Sounds like a Goldeneye level!

[@hisnameisjohn4602]

"speedran Mario 64, ya know"

[@loupio4514]

It actually sounds really cool !

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Imagine MGR but instead of Raiden, it's just Mario from Mario 64. Some 64 bit Italian Plumber running around with a sword and killing a US Senator

[@johnswag3254]

this goes hard

[@arbustotactico6013]

Bowser: You can't hurt me Mario

[@kelvinferreira3767]

This legit sounds amazing.

[@t.b.cont.]

“I’m-a making the mama of all omelettes here, jack. Can’t-a fret over every egg”

[@user-mw6zs6in8n]

Now we need someone to mod this into the final bowser fight.

[@XenoJace]

"So long, Senator Armstrong!"

[@narineppy]

This really not getting as popular as it should

[@uh3what]

It's about to

[@ALJR_YT]

Don't worry, the algorithm will do its thing

[@notNajimi]

It’s starting to pick up steam now

[@godlywalrus2694]

dw this will be recommended to every youtube user on earth in about 7 years