It's a Machine Gun

it's a machine gun
real amateur editing skills with my take on the old meme
It’s not an original concept as others have made this before.
Music: Erika March

[@ChrisPBacon-yy1fz]

His face when he heard he can finally let loose

[@noturbusiness1278]

Best thing ever for him

[@adnitesean5005]

bet he still wants that 1500 rpm thingy that his grandpa mention when he was in military

[@Henners1991]

"Are you sure, Yankee? Ve haven't let loose since 1939" >:)

[@Izzoroth]

@@IanMalcolm-rw5pn 1945 is when they slowed down

[@binnysan]

@@Henners1991 *laughs in Russian*

[@swastikturan257]

Never tell a :- - man his salary - woman her age - German it's a machine gun

[@Hanz420]

Nice

[@user-wo8go3vm9y]

Für das Vaterland

[@movedchannels.mp4100]

Lmao

[@javier2642]

Jajajajajaja

[@Seri_OMC]

UNDERRATED, LMFAO I CANT- XDD

[@theostalgist]

German: *Concise, controlled bursts* American: It's a machine gun! German: *w e l l i f y o u i n s i s t .*

[@smiley3637]

"Sorry, I couldn't resist"

[@captainjam6651]

A machine gun in the context of a modern battlefield is only meant for suppression, not precision. See fire superiority for more info

[@stummstefan9735]

@@smiley3637 says to django in Nuremberg

[@itsjustawatermelon714]

*E R I K A*

[@APAstronaut333]

German sir: UND DAS HEIßT ERIKA

[@Anthony-rb8ib]

The way this video is shot, the composition, it seems like a perfect example of a Spielberg-esque long shot. Each person clearly in frame, and all of the characters placed to guide the viewer's attention at just the right time. Truly a cinematic masterpiece of a meme.

[@AshleyPomeroy]

It's also a subtle variation of Gregg Toland's deep focus technique. As you point out the blocking and timing cleverly imply camera moves, even though the camera is static.

[@douglasowler2168]

Never has a man been happier than being told he can hold down the trigger

[@ColiNvsNicK]

You copied a comment that got thousands of likes that was posted a week before this lame and it’s right under it too man don’t say oh I didn’t see it

[@ColiNvsNicK]

27k likes lmao

[@douglasowler2168]

@@ColiNvsNicK I'm going to be entirely honest, I really don't care

[@ericsteven8449]

Somebody bout to say "BUt tHE POliCe"

[@tigervalley62]

Lmao dude😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭

[@Germanempireaboolilel]

You can't spell Amerika without Erika.

[@danielevans8910]

Germarica? Das greatest country?

[@anwardaud]

Haha good one

[@PyroYeet]

I want free ice cream- FOR LIFE

[@GamingAccount-ru1gi]

You can't conquer the US without crossing the Atlantic -Royal Navy and US Navy

[@fl4shlight787]

Amen

[@Theguywhokilledkennedy]

Teacher: what comes before 42 Me: 41 Teacher: then why did you put MG? Me: **confused german**

[@damianlee4822]

The teacher probably got a Russian grandpa

[@ErichKartmann]

Teacher: what comes before 44? Student: 43 Teacher: then why did you put STG?

[@OG_Melxn]

@@ErichKartmann What comes before 40 39 Then why did you put MP (Same goes for 41 too btw)

[@Gun_Talk]

False. 38 comes before 42 🤣🤣

[@DeltaSierra0605]

@@Gun_Talk False 34 *Someone else* False 15 *Another one* False 08

[@cryo1246]

At that moment Hans felt something almost primal as if it was in his own blood. This feeling of déjà vu over many generations... His grandfather gunning down GIs and the reds And his great grandfather with the French.

[@jermainallen7176]

American: Its a machine gun German: So anyways I started blasting

[@neromax4424]

LMAO

[@Soil_Bound]

Gunther’s Guns

[@Al_Gonzo]

This meme format is funnier than it should be

[@dxdi72]

LMAO

[@jacobdaddy8473]

Cringe dawg unorginal

[@ogs8223]

American: Its a machine gun German: Yes its runs in the family

[@tygrenvoltaris4782]

Wtf I thought the Americans are the green dudes

[@jeskou3776]

Tygren Voltaris the germans are Green an the americans White

[@bosermann4963]

@Grandpa James but that's anticementic and reesist! the thought police will be after you! think about your children! /s

[@Kaei7]

@@bosermann4963 you are both equally edgy. congratulations

[@bosermann4963]

@@Kaei7 there's opinions being silenced, and the law of free speech is broken by this website. if there is any edge in my comments, it's the bleeding edge of resistance.

[@c20ux]

That laugh by the German Soldier is nothing but his WW2 genetic memory getting activated.

[@pietrop7030]

Mahahahah😂😂😂

[@Caleb_Doggett]

This guy was my TAC at WOCS. I've never been so proud to recognize someone in my entire life

[@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345]

Which one? The German or the American?

[@Caleb_Doggett]

​@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 The American

[@headhunter8562]

Which one?

[@Caleb_Doggett]

​@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 The guy saying it's a machine gun

[@tjmproductions6358]

American: it’s a machine gun German: lets loose and starts laughing American: what have I done

[@xano2921]

Oh god...

[@maejustmae3916]

Lol

[@DiggitySlice]

If Normandy taught us anything it's that Germany loves machine guns.

[@thowfeekamn8028]

Flashbacks and regrets*

[@mustafa6dx]

LOL German soldier : Oh God Nine please last time it didn't go well " Full Rage mode"

[@dornierdo1724]

“Don’t waste ammo” oh wait we have unlimited amounts ? **Rapidly fires machine gun**

[@Heisenberg929]

You basically described the us economy

[@pretzelnugget9673]

So relatable

[@bombkangaroo]

>Turret section in game >Infinite ammo somehow It's christmas!

[@gaagare9551]

Johnson Adam jajjj joHnson gondok vannak

[@AGrayPhantom]

I wanna like this comment, but it's already at 666 😁 Edit: NVM!

[@astitvakumar8618]

We all can agree on:- •He is definitely having a time of its life •we are jealous of this guy

[@davidnaidoo4124]

As a German I agree the Vaterland wasn’t allowed to waste that many bullets

[@TraustiGeir]

Yes.

[@Trollpharius_XX]

Damn straight

[@nickbuckley4371]

Me who got to fire a Lewis gun one time it was awesome and terrifying

[@1337penguinman]

Reminds me of my days as a range instructor. We'd qualify all our guys. Always had ammo left over. Since it's so much easier just to burn it all than check it back in we'd let loose after they all left. We also had the A3 M16s with the fun switch fully enabled.

[@bloodygekkon5048]

lucky bastards

[@davidarieli1924]

Ahh. Spendex. My favorite word

[@firstconsul7286]

Sounds real fun

[@twotailedavenger]

M16A3s? Those actually exist?

[@manubishe]

haha 'fun switch' nice.

[@volatile5460]

“Oh god, is it okay if I just let loose? Will they get mad at me for wasting ammo?” *IT’S A MACHINE GUN, HOLD IT DOWN* _”It’s go time”_

[@peckret3452]

"its showtime"*

[@peckret3452]

@@strbor2506 Hmm yeah could be, it's just a comment edit if any sees the replies, not forcing him to change it though

[@drossbossofsauce5649]

Must...go...Faster!

[@sillyclown6083]

@@strbor2506 persona 5 ?

[@k5r297]

It's Apex!

[@jejeremeh8776]

German soldier:dont waste ammo Us soldiers:I T S A M A C H I N E G U N

[@pedrojuan8050]

It was no longer a machine gun, it was a maschinengewehr

[@100GTAGUY]

@@pedrojuan8050 but is it as cool as a fallschrimjagergewehr?

[@PlatyPlaty-vt8od]

Also german soilders:well we shot a forest on fire

[@zopurew3681]

America holds the trigger of a machine gun germany:HOW NOT TO WAST AMMO NUMBER 1 USE THE MACHINE GUN AS A BURST GIANT RIFLE AND THATS IT YOU DID IT

[@dirtytreerat14]

Pedro Juan that’s machine gun in German.

[@doozledorf7036]

The German's grandpa probably got shot by the exact same model of MG lol

[@joeblowe4300]

Exactly

[@Future183]

Still nothing against the german beast wich your grandfathers will propably remember very fast. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXvakIlsl6aGm7M kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6TChWutfMaMp68 kzbin.info/www/bejne/maeYhKpsaKZoqZY

[@caseyb1346]

or even by that very M2. After all once we made it to Germany, we never left. Neither did our M2's.

[@sudriansignalman9387]

I love how not only does the soldier firing the weapon start smiling, but everyone who's stopped to watch him just kinda gets that uneasy smile

[@mdenizcoban]

"AH SHIT! We shouldnt have told him its a machine gun..."

[@666kingdrummer]

"Oh Dear God, what have we done?"

[@usamong1129]

"shouldn't have done that as a dare should we?"

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

"Aren't we glad they're on our side now-"

[@nowren9214]

I hope this german soldier saw the video

[@David-eh9le]

It was most likely a buddy who filmed him

[@nowren9214]

@@David-eh9le ????

[@David-eh9le]

@@nowren9214 that means he probably saw it

[@nowren9214]

​@@David-eh9le imagine him doing a reaction video to the memes about him

[@arminiusdercherusker6449]

@@nowren9214 hes whearing now a Stahlhelmet and drink a Franziskaner to this meme.

[@betacr1t1kal45]

The German seems like such a wholesome individual, this is epic

[@xxnoob_irllolno2273]

haha haha ok.... BRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRT

[@youngblank6765]

Reddit moment

[@Alexlemay17200]

If u think they are cool now, u shouldve seen them in the 1940s haha.......

[@versa5190]

BABY ALEX „them“

[@thanos8900]

Ein guter Kollege von mir 🧐

[@nebuchadnejjar]

German- What about Ze budget American - WTF is a budget?

[@mememan3026]

Hans and Klaus in the background watching Otto popping off and smiling is kinda wholesome ngl

[@user-fn3py8hv9p]

Me: *trying to not overheat my machine gun The Americans: hey, listen!

[@weeb0.]

lmao

[@fk2926]

佐々木アキ it’s not about overheating but rather to kill as many targets as possible with each shot and not wasting them while spraying.

[@themememachine8384]

Now there's a reason the barrels come off ya hear

[@rrenkrieg7988]

@@fk2926 i'd like to tell you about something called "suppression"

[@GraveDigger388]

@@themememachine8384 ya hold the trigger down til' the barrel goes red, then ya swap it, then hold it some more

[@boosie4l133]

American dude: “itS a mAcHiNE gUN” Hans: Your grandpa felt that

[@ImJotaroKujo]

Lmao 🤣 ur going to hell

[@cola98765]

Brutal.

[@direklustig5529]

Der war mies

[@itwontcomeout5678]

When you go to Germany for Saving Ryan’s Privates

[@kiki-rz3wp]

Savage

[@srikanthshastry4546]

Really? You're telling a German how to use a machine gun!

[@catechumen4458]

Yeah really.....

[@chillguynamedwan1034]

"It's a machine gun" "Yeah your grandpa yell that to back then"

[@whiskii]

German: "Excuse me sir, how many bullets am I allowed to shoot?" American: " *YES* "

[@omega1575]

German: “I don’t want to waste ammo...” American: “shut up and shoot”

[@salle6307]

@@omega1575 Shut up and keep them pinned down. (reference from COD MW)

[@Serafin0707]

American: ALL OF THEM!

[@salle6307]

@@ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY I think you replied to the wrong comment.

[@salle6307]

@@ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY I wouldnt say so. No one here is competing. Everyone is making jokes.

[@Terence.McKenna]

One of those memes that just pops up in your brain every now and then

[@SlicerFragZ]

German military: don't waste ammo, every shot counts American military: haha, MG go BRRRRRRR

[@anintruder3597]

I m dead

[@IbrasIndaro]

That joke 😂

[@NGC-7635]

Taxpayer money go BYEEEEEE

[@Babytronians]

SlicerFragz that’s actually our mentality most of the time when it comes to weapons training

[@strangerdanger1135]

It's because Americans can summon ammo at their will.

[@KGWyzel]

"Hold it down! Its a Machine Gun!" ""You got it boss!"" *Rest of Europe begins sweating profusely*

[@KGWyzel]

@Johnson Adam You must be fun at parties. :/

[@icewallowcome8699]

Johnson Adam bruhhh

[@MonCalypso]

@Johnson Adam im just waiting for you to get shelled my multiple Germans in this subcomment-section. Honestly, you're just underestimating their military strength.

[@KGWyzel]

@@MonCalypso I will admit that hes not far from wrong, as Germany has cut back military spending big time, and has even gone as far as to sell active equipment to fellow NATO nations. (Last I had heard atleast, situation may have changed) However that doesn't make them "weak soyboys". They just dont have a use for a big military in this time of peace. Plus it doesn't excuse ruining a joke over stupid political shit.

[@joshuasumner2397]

Comrade Kommodore honestly as a small country in nato I would love it because you would not have to care about protection at all. I believe that is a percentage of the German's standpoint, there is simply no more need for weapons because of its allies and it is not necessarily somewhere people think about nuking. Though I do wonder if the small countries in nato would help America out if it was getting obliterated or if it is more one sided.

[@tomroberts4975]

I wonder if that german realized, that same weapon platform probably separated his grandpa's upper torso from his lower torso somewhere in France in 1942

[@solthegamer3769]

France was invaded in 1940 and the US wasn't involved yet EDIT: And the Allied liberation of Europe didn't start until 1944

[@jophussaurus2450]

That German's grandad probably got shot by the exact same model of MG (M2) hahaha

[@The.Nasty.]

Germans and Americans bonding over machine guns, that’s precious.

[@liaml8600]

Well on Omaha the Germans bonded with the machine guns while the Americans bonded with bullets......

[@jakeanthony7672]

liiam oh boy that’s bound to trigger someone

[@puljudefender]

liiam and that 50 cal he’s firing bonded with his grandpa

[@The.Nasty.]

liiam history, amirite?

[@hypocritehenry4619]

Hello Guys You were right

[@Maxi12121313]

German Soldier: Precise, effectiv and efficient Americans: It's a freedom machine!

[@lolbit1232]

@Der Maxster DAMN RIGHT Lol

[@fatmanbatman9374]

Nigga he was doin 2 round bursts

[@lolbit1232]

@Fatman Batman ....bruh

[@AntzolY111]

When *Wehrmacht* kicks in

[@Maxi12121313]

@@AntzolY111 rose are red, violets are blue, we germans love the mg42

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

US Soldier: "It's a machine gun!" German Soldier: "Reich back atcha, buckaroo."

[@Xfighter04]

Wieder bei dir, Buckaroo.

[@tanks451]

This hits different now that Germany is rearming.

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

German: * Holding down the trigger and enjoying it * His grandpa: *It runs in the family*

[@apollon6870]

her

[@Anonymous-sv4xj]

@@apollon6870 thats a guy what are you talking about

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

@@apollon6870 ?

[@apollon6870]

@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 i tough its a girl lol

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

@@apollon6870 a woman in the army?!

[@FBI-xk4vf]

“It’s a machine gun!” “Ok” *Starts mowing down Americans like it’s D-Day*

[@Jeanne_The_EurobeatGal]

FBl u took it to far, still funny but not so much

[@fieliep1040]

just selling VIP tickets to hell here

[@Fadlankhs]

I see the FBI has gone to the dark side huh

[@CommonWealthSnow]

@@Jeanne_The_EurobeatGal you gotta make fun of the darkest things, thats what makes us human my friend

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

@@fieliep1040 can't sell them if I bought out the whole transportation wagon... :v

[@hanzthenazi7811]

This is my favorite video on the whole platform

[@Malinka360gradusowsaawp]

Bro really became his "Grandfather" 🇩🇪🙋‍♂️

[@legionprime7715]

There’s nothing better than an American telling a German dude his roots.

[@tobikiss8213]

@sym nah. The German soldier is just efficient, constant fire will overheat and extremely turn down the possible accuracy

[@someguy2594]

sym the browning is more than capable to shoot more than two-round bursts at a time. I think it’s great that the US and Germany train together, it is mutually beneficial

[@tobikiss8213]

@@someguy2594 yes it is, Germany and the USA are a great "bound"(don't know the word. Im German...), Germany's technology and America's money and experience in War are some great benefits (I still don't know the word. It helps while training etc in the army/Bundeswehr). But still even with 5-10 bullet bursts, the accuracy goes down on this gun. Even if it would be completly mounted in a concrete foundation, it still has a disadvantage of burst with more then 5 shots

[@Oline1756]

sym And we don’t need a liberal like you who can’t even complete a single a training.

[@tobikiss8213]

@@Oline1756 you sure about that?

[@andersgespielt8510]

Roses are red The soviets are too Hans! The enemy is coming Grab the mg42

[@salatistmull8860]

one of the most underrated comments Ive ever seen

[@gabriellatsinogloy9665]

We've got a poet boy

[@derhodenbaron8827]

Here before it blows up. Both the comment, and MEINE HANDGRANATE.

[@vxck0402]

oof

[@_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_]

👏🏼👏🏼💯

[@toddschmidt206]

Best day at work ever

[@lefishe2485]

103 years old, still scary to hear.

[@kurtdizon8238]

When you playing cod zombies and you hear "MAX AMMO"..

[@Echo-gb2vx]

*K a b o o m*

[@muhammadrifqyraditya6511]

Loose it

[@CamViesky]

I laughed so heard when I saw this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aeternavictrix7861]

I had a flashback to 2012, thanks for that

[@tToxic]

@@Echo-gb2vx goosebumbs

[@inguunenkhtaivan9146]

Nice to see that German guy's smiling.

[@noturbusiness1278]

Well yes but actually yes

[@anni7269]

It's probably photoshop

[@prabalr8425]

@@anni7269 nah bro! It's not photoshoped

[@anni7269]

@@prabalr8425 seeing a German smile is almost impossible, this has to be fake

[@trollege9618]

@@anni7269 nice joke bud

[@hulusiserdaryldrm8854]

This must be the best video ever in human history

[@kpl455]

I came to the same conclusion.

[@ecw4life267]

0:13 look at the absolute joy on this mans face, he was in pure bliss

[@joshuatumambo5674]

German discipline and American firepower? *Stalin screams from his grave

[@crusaderanimation6967]

Pole nr1: O shit, here we go again. Pole nr.2: Fuck !fuck Fuck Fuck.... FUCKKKKKKK ! Pole nr 3: Kurwa kurwa kurwaaaaa!!! Poland: My time has come

[@inguunenkhtaivan9146]

@@crusaderanimation6967 Cmon might if Poland keep acting like this, Mongolians and Japanese will arrive and RID out Poland. (Nazi German, Mongol empire and the Japanese empire have shacked the world so their successors (Germany, Mongolia and Japan) are in pressure from giants.

[@crusaderanimation6967]

@@inguunenkhtaivan9146 E well, that was a joke, so u shouldn't take this literally.

[@inguunenkhtaivan9146]

@@crusaderanimation6967 Horrible joke I ever read. So Horibble.

[@crusaderanimation6967]

@@inguunenkhtaivan9146 Jokes are similar to sons end women Sons because not every single one is successful and women because different people like different types.

[@mxs4193]

Brought to you by: that’s not full auto, this is.

[@macgi723]

I see what you did here

[@yahyamuhaimin3268]

dayum bro, Okai

[@Dethilion]

@@yahyamuhaimin3268 best airsoft clip ever

[@nikjoh06]

Dayummmm brooo

[@yourdictator1476]

Daym bro, okay

[@flipper-b8588]

To this day this video still cracks me up

[@rupayanbandyopadhyay3578]

Never tell a German that its a machine gun. You have no idea what flashbacks he gonna have.

[@colonialcomix]

Plot twist: little Wilhelm was conserving ammunition for his 4rth Reich later that evening

[@EdelPappe]

Don't call it 4th Reich. EU sounds better

[@tobiashero3478]

@@EdelPappe bic mac bann den weg

[@julianviefers6703]

exactly cant raid an ammo depot if its empty xD

[@nevada_tomato]

METRO REFERENCE YESSS. BOOK REFERENCE TOO

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Der Fremde oh come on, we all know that the Fourth Reich supports Brexit and it’s white nationalist inbred ways

[@xalthzdornier4805]

Him: *feeling bad for the tax of foreigners if he waste bullets* Some Yankee soldier: *No..* full auto..

[@BanditoBurrito]

Yeah I’m sure he’s totally concerned about taxes, and not just doing short controlled bursts for precision

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

You do realize bullets are really cheap to make right? Even .50 BMGs are cheap.

[@wokedog1799]

Haha .50 cal go brrrr

[@zacbergman3551]

@Draconis Ignis uh no if you knew Anything about the Germans then you would know they use the mg3 which is a modern version of the mg42 and has a high rate of fire and over heats fast so they do short controled precisioned shots to not only not waste ammo but to accurately hit targets to not over heat

[@Glados1080]

@@zacbergman3551 is there an mg3 in this video? hes teaching him how to use American machine guns

[@FastEddy396]

That’s one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever seen. And the happiness of firing the Mah Deuce is matched by nothing else; not even Bo Derek

[@brandonszpot8948]

Love how the American, upon seeing that his Kraut padawan has transcended the notion of “military expenditures”, immediately goes back to helping the other guy. It’s like the spray actually helps him focus more.

[@broccoli182]

Imagine meeting this man face to face in a war, with him smiling like that...

[@G4Zv2]

I would be pleasantly horrified.

[@momcilogavric4930]

I would be more worried if he kept shooting like he attended to.

[@xslashx1908]

Surrender

[@anthonyo7591]

he had some Panzerschokolade 😳

[@pencilcover5911]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5urgJSNrpaBfJY

[@user-gc1ee2rw1o]

Clearly something very german was triggered on his genes.

[@mordehigh5075]

Maybe he saw a Jew passing by

[@dicksonchibuoke3607]

@@mordehigh5075 got me shit 😂😂😂

[@notyourbuddy26]

Were they Levis ?

[@mr_alexie]

For those who dont know why he is shooting the Machinegun like that, its because back in the day the germans had the mg42 and the other mg models. They jam if fired for to long which means you have to fire it in a burst way and preserve ammunition

[@youraverageamerican1315]

his ancestors have led him up to this moment.

[@ruslanhouk]

That germans face lights up like a kid in a candy store being told he can have whatever he wants

[@erronblack308]

An oven store

[@kem9952]

@@erronblack308 Why

[@joemamaobama6863]

That’s the face of Heinrich Severloh on Omaha

[@SimplyDuker]

@@erronblack308 Laughing at this just moved my seat in hell another inch closer to the fire

[@theenchantmenttable3712]

So you see, that’s where the retreat began. That smile. *That damn smile.*

[@pacifistminigun3987]

lmao

[@LAOKHAN]

lmao

[@alexr5118]

lmao

[@danielmakranyi8533]

lmao

[@hellpath4]

lmao

[@judejenkins2771]

🇺🇸:ITS A MACHINE GUN 🇩🇪:ok *fires at 50 polish homes*

[@09impala]

My great grandfather probably couldn’t imagine that an American and a German would be playing with a machine gun together

[@danielevans8910]

“Never thought I’d die fighting aside an American.” “How ‘bout die fighting aside a friend?” “Aye, I can do that.”

[@farfromirrational948]

Americans are elves? And germans dwarfs? Lol

[@sircookie4081]

@@farfromirrational948 Well dwarfs are know for great work of engineering...

[@farfromirrational948]

@@sircookie4081 😆

[@thefaceofregret5416]

Far from Irrational Kinda makes sense for Americans to be Elves. The Elves arriving at Helms Deep/ The US joining WW1 and WW2. And that the American continents are separated from the rest of the World, like the Elves homeland, Valinor.

[@rilpergonien_official]

Bruh, shut up. You surely don't know the real text of this meme. It's "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an [insert meme]" "What about dying side by side with a [insert meme]?" "Aye, I can do that!", not the shit you wrote. It's great if you wanna make memes, but try to do it right!

[@tomasdererste]

Teacher: "we're going to the beach' Girls: "Yay, let's get a sun tan" Boys:

[@steamy9829]

this got me to snort. i didnt expect this comment

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

@Ibrahim Raziuddin Majed I think most people know what ww2 was.

[@thatoneguy9666]

Monomi especially dday

[@niharika7755]

I'm actually naturally tan so YAY! :-D

[@rale8522]

oh damn is this dark humour?

[@ahmadsantoso9712]

Hans, it's a Maschinengewehr! Maschinengewehr! Remember?

[@EpsilonThirteen]

His smirk. Like "I'm allowed to do that?" Almost everywhere frowns upon full auto, so I bet he's been waiting for this moment.

[@twotailedavenger]

I'd imagine the Germans certainly do, as until a year or two ago, their standard squad machine gun has been essentially an MG42 rechambered to NATO-spec rounds.

[@justvibing278]

German solider: Conserving ammo imagining how expensive every .50 cal round is... American solider: *laughs in op military spendings of his Nations budget*

[@DrGreenThumbNZL]

Not even funny or original, stfu

[@justvibing278]

@@DrGreenThumbNZL U stfu

[@DrGreenThumbNZL]

@@justvibing278 fuck up meme kid, go watch some more react vids

[@Charzar98]

DrGreenThumbNZL you sound angry... do you hate your life?

[@DrGreenThumbNZL]

@@Charzar98 no i just hate lame memes from degen millinials

[@crusaderanimation6967]

Poles: *makes a sign of the cross *

[@Tulbia]

As a Pole I find it funny. Btw. my brother wife's grandpa was forced to Wehrmaht, he was shooting allies (US guys mainly), on western front, in German uniform. My grandpa was forced to Luftwaffe, he was shooting allies both fronts (and actually sabotaging Germans as well). My other grandpa was actually shooting Germans in Italy in (a Polish jew).

[@crusaderanimation6967]

@@Tulbia Well i also a Pole, my Grandfather from father was vet in army(like tanks need mechanic that horses need vet), and go to gulag for saying that Katyń was made by Russians not Germans (also he missed enslavement by soviets and if he don't do that he probably would be killed there to) them he doesn't come back to home at East Poland because border change and his family migrated to Lower Silesia(Dolny Śląsk). Now home where he lived is in my near neighbourhood (there is one house and small meadow between my house and this house ). My grandma and other members from mother also was in gulag, and at leas one die. That's good to know ancestry history, Saying in mind "Fu!@k it they survive Siberia, i survive this" is motivating.

[@Tulbia]

​@@crusaderanimation6967 Oh, yeah - they've survived, surely my things are just problems they would like to have back then. I like your approach. On a side note, the wife's grandpa - he deserted to US forces eventiually, when he got back to Poland after the war, he found that his entire family was executed because he escaped. Hopefully, we won't have those times back anytime soon. Stay safe brother.

[@crusaderanimation6967]

@@Tulbia Stay safe you too... wait i actually chatted in English with Pole under Video where American soldier "teach" German soldier how to shoot machine gun.

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

Crusader Animation damn Poland has the shittiest neighbours.

[@Godgod-wdadadawdawdawdwad]

that German guy had some ancestral memory opening moment.

[@jonelalexiscaroc7495]

that joy when he heard "Hold it down, it's a machine gun" was like hearing "it's my safe day".

[@muhammadammarrasyid5780]

NOOOOO you can't hold the trigger down, the expenditure on those ammunition are unforgivable Haha MG-42 go brrrrrr

[@anhduynguyendinh1167]

Virgin cadet vs Chad wehrmacht veteran

[@ls200076]

@@anhduynguyendinh1167 *Cries in US Army*

[@exudeku]

@Hurt ok boomer

[@vivious_]

haha do u hear me laughing its a funny joke so im laughing haha

[@jesga0]

nooooo you can't just waste hundreds of ammo haha green tracers go TATATATATATAATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATA

[@Callsign_Baphomet]

Love the earrape version 👌 As a German its pretty funny

[@CaliberWolf69]

I love Erika on earrape. I lowered its volume to about level to the video sound, due to the fact that I care about people's ears. Hopefully you, and everyone else, don't mind it.

[@justyouraverageboredperson5753]

Yea until WWIII comes and Germany is on the offensive and is being bombed by B-20s

[@upstreamtoast3512]

Oka RutoGacha USSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUS

[@upstreamtoast3512]

Ussr

[@upstreamtoast3512]

USSR

[@slayerd357]

This is one of the most satisfying videos on KZbin.

[@evanl8656]

"so this is what its like to have good logistics"

[@luke2080]

I never want to be on the opposing end of a German operating a machine gun.

[@aryan1985]

Nobody does.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Not even God will do it

[@airosmithredila4725]

Comrades does

[@airosmithredila4725]

@@aryan1985 Soviets: are we joke to you?

[@pawelytaka.pawelit3188]

I mean... I wouldn't like to be on opposite side of anyone shooting

[@ArchangelExile]

He was just trying to save American tax payer dollars.

[@andrewhibbert9958]

Nah it’s not about saving ammo really. It’s about controlling the spread of a 2-3 round burst. The german military teachers their gunners to shoot those bursts on the mg3 for concentrated fire to avoid uanessacry suppressing fire

[@tumblrx1574]

Andrew Hibbert no wonder I see a lot of 3 round burst weapons being used by them

[@andrewhibbert9958]

S S were we Training the troops or were we simply participating in NATO joint operations in which both sides familiarize each other with the other nations weapons and equipment?

[@CorneliusCornbread]

@@andrewhibbert9958 See, in America there's no such thing as "unnecessary suppressing fire"

[@ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY]

@@CorneliusCornbread You're right. In America it's called "missing the target"

[@Brutusoogabooga]

Who knew a joint training exercise would result in such a great meme

[@TheHammerGuy94]

German: do not waste ammo! American: ITS A MACHINE GUN German: *HAHA!!! MACHINENGEWEHR GO BRRRR!!!*

[@psjesse117]

I remember seeing the original video and desperately hoping someone did something like this

[@CaliberWolf69]

honestly I felt the same when i watched the other versions of this. i thought it wasn't meme enough

[@giannix0079]

me too

[@engineergaming2223]

American: “It’s a machine gun!” German: “Okay” *WW2 flashback intensifies*

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

engineer gaming himslef????????????????????

[@royalgaming7276]

US soldier: hold it down it's a machine gun German soldier: *thinks of his grandfather firing a mg42*

[@TaGF_Tomcat]

DEU: "I will operate the weapon as to not cause excess stress to the systems" US: "It's a machine gun" DEU: "It's a machine gun"

[@brandonszpot8948]

😂😂😂

[@iclaw-x2018]

Germany: *efficient with they’re bullets* America: THE TING GOES KRRRRAAAA Russia: *gun is gun*

[@hendrikkiefer3325]

World in a nutshell

[@theseangle]

Russia: don't mind me I just have cheap OP guns which are able to oneshot fuckin Kazakstan sized country but I am not using it

[@robsidiotcrew2]

Britain: gets effective shots off with potatoes launcher

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

Russians: *Comrades , the tree line just moved. Sending in a nuke*

[@lightmoon9326]

@Your Lord Sans The Skeleton Hold up...

[@kirk7528]

“We’re not the Bundeswehr, we can actually afford bullets”

[@Chris-er5py]

Yeah nothing works... The Bundeswehr just have working Ammunition

[@drikendium3676]

Wow, that hits different.

[@Jandal03]

The Bundeswehr has absolutely budget problem. They are incapable of buying simple things and waste hundreds of millions into future equipment which breaks down fast.

[@c0rndog748]

@@Jandal03 that. . .. that sounds exactly like a budget problem

[@Jandal03]

@@c0rndog748 No, there is still lots of money left. Did not make that clear, sorry.

[@SgtChip]

"It's a machine gun!" Yup, this guy right here is gonna be the next Beast of Omaha.

[@WhoIsFloop]

We need this man

[@tetsuyakuroko6763]

American: ITS A MACHINE GUN German: HAPPY NEW YEAR THEN

[@derworfnet]

And just like that, he remembered his instincts.

[@gedhoughton9523]

'Ahhh ja, this feels more natural...'

[@puppet1show626]

German: *adapting situation, only doing what must be done" American: "shoots bullets worth 400,000$ in twelve seconds"

[@coomchalice1858]

is that tf2 reference?

[@tilly8517]

@@coomchalice1858 if the cartridge has 200 shots custom bullets then, yes it is a tf2 reference

[@dayum7790]

I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet...

[@nanoqht285]

Nice idea, poorly executed. C-.

[@RJ-mh3ox]

Hazrin Haziq money grows on trees for our military

[@rafaeldiaz2147]

American soldier: "its a machine gun" German Soldier: ok (laughs in Waffen SS)

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Oh damm

[@cheesebone2818]

Waffles?

[@Dingusdoofus]

@@cheesebone2818 German w sounds like a v.

[@StuparuMR]

lmfao

[@markfromthefuture477]

That goes to far

[@kristofevarsson6903]

"Hold it down! It's a machine gun!" "Are you sure? I vouldn't vant to be rude..." *two seconds later* "FÜR DAS VATERLAND! BEKOMMEN!"

[@fakesombreroproductions3573]

bro got flashbacks 💀

[@scottishbananaclan]

'America laughs in unlimited military budget' Edit: I swear can you guys stop fighting

[@kenny6920]

Yeah we're going to need those bullets for peaceful protestors (love triggering the right. ACAB)

[@DaltonPepple]

@@kenny6920 yes we do. No headshots. All bodyshots.

[@water.downsquash8680]

Scottish Banana Clan next thing you know Germany is invading Poland again

[@DailyGenshinRex]

I do have an unlimited military budget :D

[@GamesTogether1000]

Germany laughs in Health Insurance

[@katzeletsplayxx6651]

i love how his buddy in the back also has a smile and says go for it when the American says that.

[@Berttiz]

this clip is just perfect, the weapon makes a great noise aswell