It's Gonna Be A Long Drive..

[@DiamondMinerDJC00]

The Long Drive is a post-apocalyptic game set after an unknown event destroyed all life on Earth. You, and whatever unfortunate friends you have with you, are Aliens who have been studying the lost culture of Humans exclusively through Gmod KZbin videos, and have decided to take a vacation trip to Earth to finally see it in person. This is your adventure.

[@AndGoatz04]

So it *_isn't_* desert bus 3?

[@greg_hammelson]

@@AndGoatz04 It can be if you tried hard enough

[@tricksterzyro3230]

There are other aliens who have the same goal as you.

[@GeorgeTsiros]

what do you mean "unknown event"? it's DeSinc, he found an IRL pallet

[@JeanMarceaux]

Also the game takes place in Hungary. Yes, there are no deserts in Hungary.

[@someclevername2558]

This is one of the most wild fever dreams I've ever had.

[@Ponkowski]

Yep

[@PvtRainbow]

I wasn’t sure what this game was when I started this video. Now I’m even less sure.

[@LopekPower]

We share the same fever dream then

[@supnerds2719]

I was just about to say that

[@gameslayer5022]

Yea DeSinc saying a part 2

[@YurificationTrademark]

Everytime CoreMaster shares his screen it's going to be an absolute clusterfuck

[@TriggerzConnors]

More like ClusterMaster

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

I'm pretty much convinced CoreMaster is playing from Silent Hill and every time he shares his screen we're peering into another dimension.

[@YurificationTrademark]

@@Daniel_Lancelin i honestly have no idea whether if he's an actual fucking alien at this point

[@creepy6117]

The game is good but it's pure dog shit because of the lag and bugs I don't know why they don't work on the multiplayer no one plays singleplayer...

[@theindestructibleone483]

DeSinc finding a pallet in any game is terrifying

[@heatnongt]

So erm... You want to position the pallet just right to __________

[@UmiZoomR]

7:45

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Yup

[@MyHeadHz]

It's like Thanos collecting a new stone

[@rigormortiz5357]

"Now that I've found the pallet this game is pretty much over"

[@Madderthanjoker]

The game is like a scuffed version of a top gear episode where Hammond and Jeremy are cracked out of their minds.

[@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

THIS WEEK ON BOTTOM GEAR MATES

[@melinda2763]

TONOIGHT ON TOP GEAR DMT

[@JeanMarceaux]

Jemerme help im am od on cracke weed I am die hple

[@TheGreatHalberd]

@@JeanMarceaux The fuck?

[@marlonb1852]

@@TheGreatHalberd bottom gear

[@SewerSlides]

I swear DeSinc's videos are the only videos that have had me cry for 10 mins straight, I can't breathe mate

[@repapeti98]

Also check out Max0r, but that's a little more chaotic...

[@SewerSlides]

@@repapeti98 I am in fact subbed to Max0r, love both of these guys

[@Snorplicus]

You should check out Charborg, BedBannanas, and like all of their other friends.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Oh definitely

[@Satanskii]

Yes dud!

[@Cogstok]

this is an accurate representation of driving through Nebraska

[@jacobcw5427]

Eh, not enough corn

[@automatiiik]

Have you ever tried driving through Wyoming?

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

I have never been to Nebraska before but now I know what to expect

[@redumulis2448]

The worst part of driving through Nebraska has got to be hitting a tiny rock and doing 30 barrelrolls as your car flies apart.

[@JeanMarceaux]

This is an accurate representation of driving from Phoenix, AZ to Las Vegas, NV.

[@captainforrix956]

6:48 the fact that they did the EXACT same fuck-up as Jerma is hilarious

[@MasterPlunger]

they even said "THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX" lmao

[@shanepower9201]

HEY JERMA985 HERE

[@Stinkman]

The next video is going to be better. DeSinc has had time to master every single mechanic ever in the game. He's gonna get on that UFO for sure

[@lespyguy]

Dude, the plane

[@chpsilva]

He'll use a pallete to fly and reach that UFO

[@zeallust8542]

You can fly the UFO if you get on top

[@chris-pynuggets]

Ah yes the prophecy

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

Yep.

[@iowanwendigo746]

2:38 the screeching tire sound effect you put in here never fails to kill me every time

[@orlandob69420]

Seems like the multiplayer is still in beta a bit

[@MananaMan]

looks good to me

[@Lil.Yahmeaner]

I assure you the netcode is top of the line

[@shortsrus]

It's actually so much better than it was a year ago lmfao

[@DrakeOola]

@@shortsrus How could it be any worse

[@fractal5764]

It's perfect

[@att3rg8]

I'd be more terrified by the car at 8:20 passing me than the UFO. Can't wait for part 2!

[@bitchasshoe8719]

The UFO should also be afraid

[@nickjaquez1713]

The shadow beast rides

[@Аку-ю7ф]

im in physical pain wheezing at this, not even laughter just painful face contortion with laboured breathing, this is the darkest timeline of Jalopy

[@Fruggggg]

Any time i see Cormaster in one of DeSincs videos, theres a slight sensation of panic and pure happiness all at once and i love it.

[@Povilaz]

DeSinc playing The Long Drive is _not_ gonna end well... Actually cancel that, it's gonna end 100% perfectly.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear po

[@kumi6797]

@@AxxLAfriku but there's no dislikes anymore you dumbass

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@AxxLAfriku bot.

[@cozlo847]

8:00 that shit slowed down like a cutscene

[@voisinage17]

The inevitable Jerma Moment at 6:47

[@NorwegianTaco]

Jerma reference at 6:24 aswell

[@voisinage17]

@@NorwegianTaco certified classic, that one. Wasn't even sure it was intentional.

[@eccentricjoe8786]

3:12 The skinwalker that just tore off my car door and stole the skin off my body trying to make the scene less conspicuous after killing me

[@KrivorukCustoms]

6:38 AE86 Speed Chime, perfectly combined with Coremaster's drift

[@randomch1orine]

im glad im not the only one who noticed that

[@twelftheagle3043]

Ah yes

[@Stan99]

Yeah, i noticed that reference too

[@zaammy3584]

6:45 "Have you seen this man in your dreams?"

[@carllinden533]

It's rare when you see a nearly completely original thing, this is one of them, a game you haven't seen in a while along with this amazing dude and his friend.

[@fellowship_of_the_goat]

This is what I imagine a real life road trip with you would be like

[@picassooatmealpremium6209]

DeSinc and Jerma need to play something together, their energies combined would be quite the spectacle to behold.

[@heavymachete6235]

THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX 6:23

[@MrComet101]

Please

[@kordru]

@@yeet12937 that would be a match made in hell..... DeSinc and Vinny would be odd enough.

[@TransistorBased]

Josh from Let's Game it Out Joel Jerma DeSinc Vinny Simpleflips No game ever stood a chance

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@TransistorBased throw CallMeKevin, or, as we like to call him, Irish RTGame, into the mix for a complete catastrophe

[@ClydeEpic]

That rock in the street under the light has the perfect timing ever, I nearly inhaled cola into my lungs laughing so hard at the air time you gained

[@wabunguswambus]

I love how no matter the game, you always find a way to ramp off a wooden pallet.

[@MitsurugiR]

The editing is absolutely fucking spectacular. Please upload more videos, you and coremaster give me absolute soul warming joy.

[@emmettbrown3463]

this game really is a different experience for each player huh

[@gasolinedrinker9170]

It's not a DeSinc video without the title being changed a thousand times

[@hakjobtm7472]

The man seeks perfection

[@yurei2114]

8:12 I was trying not to laugh but coremaster's stare broke me down into tears fam

[@zbunk8260]

6:25 THERE'S BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX

[@ProbablyAnAmateur]

desinc promoting dork cube?????

[@InfernoPlus]

Are you sure that it said "Multiplayer" and not "Cursed Multiplayer+9"?

[@tomomushoku2034]

Huh

[@Type1-2]

Only 54 likes? Lol

[@sefflawley3756]

1:36 best part

[@didnt_ask_for_handle]

With his dry delivery all the time it's really humanizing to hear DeSinc laugh at all the crazy glitches

[@DeSinc]

In reality I laugh so much at all the videos I make I just pretend it's totally normal for the video

[@dvtye3378]

Nothing brings me more joy than seeing Desinc and Coremaster mess around in the Long Drive.

[@blinded6502]

I sincerely liked the desync part Keep up the great work, DeSinc

[@OneRightClick]

The Jerma reference was prime. Also your editing always cracks me up man.

[@harrypayne9760]

7:18 it just went pastas

[@Vanni008]

*car flies into the air* *stops* "are we good?" "no" *continues falling*

[@Context0233]

6:23 THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX LOOT GET

[@Science-Core]

#LootGet!

[@existentialselkath1264]

Actual effort needs to go into making a game this functional yet so bad

[@yimyom]

1:35 a Glimpse into the Abyss..... 1:38 And the Abyss stares back

[@theultimatetrashman887]

0:15 there is something just so hillarious about opening and closing something with music guickly fading in and out

[@JaneSable]

Do you know the music?

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

@@JaneSableMartin Pryzbylowicz - Cyberninja

[@cagedrex6584]

"im just ruining this footage for you" "y-yeah!"

[@DeSinc]

**uploads that footage**

[@thelegalsystem]

6:26 I remember that month's Dork Cube. So much blood in that little box.

[@edwinleechuanhao]

#LootGet!

[@Lagtivity]

LOOT GET

[@csmirnov599]

Never laughed so much in a while thx desinc

[@Swordsoulreaver]

YES. YES I LOVE THIS. I've been playing this game since it came out, I'm really excited to see desinc and coremaster completely break it and everything in it during this video.

[@Mister_Typo]

Thank you for playing this game, it's absolute strangeness needs more views. Holy shit I didn't know the models were that janky

[@timothyt666]

great to know desinc watches jerma, 6:25. who also played this game, and for much longer than this video.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

This video is pure contagious laughter and hilarity. I love all of it. Literally melts away bad moods.

[@itzshankr]

2:15 "this one's new" You can already hear the car through Coremasters mic

[@reidarkollstrm5218]

I cant wait for part 2 to this masterpiece

[@kevo8137]

When you closed his trunk from the drivers seat I lost it.

[@insoporous9978]

This is the most scuffed thing I've seen in a hot minute. But I'm wheezing laughing over here. Top notch!

[@Mortarius17]

6:02 "NOT AGAIN!"

[@gmodlocus7309]

These are the kind of videos you have to pause because you're laughing too hard and dont want to choke on your food

[@joeyates3909]

coremaster takes the wheel is absolutely something you never want to hear

[@DdraigMadsonV]

Fr man

[@shizamikaze]

I love how the instant you touched that wooden pallet you fly away 30 feet in the air, some things never change.

[@Fuhrious]

I am madly drunk watching this video and I can say that it scared me. It scared me enough to put away the bottle.

[@sourcelocation]

You have always been fun to watch, thanks for the vid!

[@Flippirino]

I thought they reminded me of the classic Star and Jerma And the joke at 6:25 made me think so even more "There's blood in the box"

[@JackyTEC]

Coremaster has the most infectious laughter I have ever heard.

[@ezthefez3512]

Love the Jerma dork cube reference!!!

[@vancatapro7250]

6:38 yeah ae86 speed chime

[@lazyraccoon6204]

Every video that Desinc makes is a fever dream, I fucking love every moment of it and it’s funny

[@jamakatt]

6:23 i appreciate the jerma reference lol

[@tavor7381]

My absolute favorite series of all time from you. PLEASE keep this going

[@Composureman]

Oh boy, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you for this. Excited for part 2.

[@El-Burrito]

Coremaster has the best laugh, I stand by that

[@w4fer]

the spoilers had me wheeze laughing for a good five minutes

[@yoshic420]

You know its a good day when Desinc uploads.

[@lostpowerstocupofcoffeetot8588]

DeSinc and Coremaster together is always gold! "Aussie Road Trip simulator 2019"

[@marlonb1852]

Havent laughed so hard at a Video in quite a while, the combination of you and Coremaster is just sooo good

[@kwissy9806]

the fucking jerma reference with the blood in the bucket lmao

[@bartudundar3193]

Coremaster has reached a point where he doesn't even need to get in vehicles to destroy them. He can just look in their general direction and the vehicles will just go commit death.

[@ShOwOba]

One day, DeSinc and friends will make every single game with multiplayer literally unplayable.

[@JarenDarkwolf]

6:36 I see that little touch there, and I salute you for it.

[@ascend55]

This was great. Haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.

[@pandarenBrewmaster62]

I love when you and CoreMaster play, the energy is amazing!

[@wesberduck]

Any day is a good day when DeSinc uploads

[@Ablissss]

damn, there aren’t many good days then

[@poliwharaslah965]

@@Ablissss yup

[@boosaft1622]

@@Ablissss one of those likes is from DeSinc lol

[@annoy4nce648]

"Warning: Coremaster has entered your vehicle. You should be aware that at any time, you can spontaneously die as a result of explosion, bullet impact, your game bugging out, or just plain lag. Please be advised that this man is an incredibly dangerous individual, both to himself and any around him. Please make sure you exit the vehicle as soon as it is safe."

[@repapeti98]

The long road and the many glitches remind me of the early version of Russian Traffic Racer, an Android game where I could crash the car so much only the wheels were visible and a little crumpled piece of bodywork floating in mid air.

[@aosutaa9962]

6:51 HEY JERMA985 HERE

[@jabbedia]

"Warning: The Coremaster has entered the vehicle"

[@talis4646]

"I'll come back towards you" *MENACINGLY SPEEDING TOWARDS HIM*

[@bingoccolon]

there’s blood in the box!! loot get

[@Ezdine_G8261]

desinc playing a game with some of the worst desync i've ever seen

[@quae6843]

7:33 Certified DeSinc moment

[@DonikH]

DeSinc keeps he's standarts on quality pretty high and that's why those videos are so god damn good to watch, keep it up, mate!

[@AriaPosting]

This is an incredibly accurate experience of long drive multiplayer

[@iuopunderstandyourjokes9914]

I love how the only difference in any desinc video is the game and he somehow manages to make every game look, sound and feel the same

[@t.sb_0570]

outback australia simulator

[@greasymoth4172]

why is it funny that the roblox version of this somehow has multiplayer that runs better

[@Quapple855]

6:55 JERMA MOMENT

[@Nascon_]

感動しました。

[@protogen2595]

Never have I ever got a 6 pack from laughing so hard

[@bf2man106]

I love the fact that he closed the door on the blademaster and then didnt wait or anything just began to slam the door open and closeing... So fucking funny dude

[@odaktin7857]

That was the best headache inducing laugh I've had in a while, Thanks!

[@moebro38]

I've never seen such an accurate representation of what it's like to drive in the desert while tripping on LSD with your friend

[@galen__]

4:55 - Stage 2 Aero Upgrade 😂😂😂

[@russellsheridan3957]

8:07 Good Beavis and Butthead impersonation

[@Coremaster]

what a classic show