It’s Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Matt Bearden - Stand-Up Featuring

Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he’d never relive high school if given the chance. (Contains strong language.)
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[@gamingwithmaya502]

Legit caught me off guard with a couple of those jokes. I definitely would watch his standup.

[@DarkSector6247]

Hes good. He runs a comedy show here in Austin called Punch. Also great comics in the line up and they pull no punches. Also on an afternoon talk show called Dudley and Bob with Matt. Check them out.

[@AFishNamedBob]

You just did. ?

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@lisa-im4kv]

Those were HIS jokes! I'm tired of hearing different versions of the same jokes (tweaked here and there to put a spin on it). He said new stuff, and thanks for the treat!

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@NeimanMarkiss]

dude was funny he had a few haymakers tucked lol

[@captain26]

Bahaha! Legit haymakers that will even catch avid stand up fans off guard.

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@BugoHossBH]

He just blew me away... This type of delivery just cant be rehersed. He is my discovery of the month.

[@things_i_say5951]

The title's topic doesn't do this guy justice. He's a scream! SO FUNNY!

[@jaidenarias5912]

Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through!

[@patricelincoln5773]

These jokes were the first in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Mark Normand.

[@clifffarrell]

Matt brings the funny every day in Austin!! WTG Matt! Great set!!

[@rohypnotist6263]

Matt should post more on YT .I wanted to see more but there isn't any

[@alexhead227]

Matt Bearden killed my kittens with a shovel.

[@bigred5494]

Dale snitched on me for smoking

[@williamprice9363]

Bob looks tired

[@Salty_Sprinkles]

William Price 😂

[@eddique]

Kitties!

[@cmart8156]

At least he weened them off first 🤷‍♀️

[@FearAgent89]

Hopefully we see more Bearden on Comedy Central

[@JCGossII]

Funny man Matt Birden

[@davidconte5955]

Funniest standup I've seen this month. Smart, surprising and with just the edge you need. Amazing work!

[@jankelley4537]

This made my day! It's always good to see your face instead of just having you in my ears.

[@mikecooper9460]

Haha!! I have to hide in my closet to eat kind bars. Still single hiding from my dog. :D

[@Salty_Sprinkles]

No shoes no shirt ain’t no other show like it in town.

[@rolandogamez]

The conversation with a daughter is 100% accurate!

[@michaelreilly5505]

So good. Bearden crushes it as usual.

[@dmo8843]

Seriously though, have loved Matt for years. Dude is hilarious.

[@wittedcow7292]

Love you love the show, glad to see one of yall make it to a major market! This even got my wife to say "oh he is funny"

[@Ramberta]

Decent clip, hope the whole set is on par with this cuz if so that's pretty good!

[@skelton1962]

Good set, looking forward to seeing more

[@russkinyon9856]

Absolutely hilarious! Love his comedy!

[@Leigh8]

Love this guy! Always makes me LOL 🤣

[@estelafairbanks4876]

Really funny and original!

[@templeglow7756]

Brilliant. Great stuff. More please.

[@keithcarlyle2264]

4 more years comedy central

[@aaricwallace3648]

This guys hilarious. Need more of him.

[@surfakimo2674]

“Funny man, Matt Burden!”

[@madmartigen]

That is a good set, nice work!

[@matthewmendez1136]

Funnyman Matt Bearden! He's the best

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

That one laugh in the crowd😂😂

[@osirow]

Holy crap, this guy is hilarious!!!! Had me rolling. Hope to see him more often.

[@SkyAcre]

KLBJ D&B Austinite listener since the 90's, that was legit man !!

[@christinefigari9805]

Me too SkyAcre!! Proud native Austinite!

[@kellenhowell]

Love Matt Bearden.

[@jonathanraymondi713]

I can't his comment on adopted children getting beaten!! Just kidding I can take a joke lol

[@taylorglover2717]

Dudley and Bob with MATT rules!

[@heywhitebaby]

i wanna see the full show! loveyoulovetheshow

[@alwaysplusone]

Loved this guy. 🤣😂

[@KLBJ937]

Now you know why he has the smaller name on our van.

[@RYANinYOURface]

Dammit, I did the same comment. You know your call is being monitored.

[@dmo8843]

DUUUUUUMP

[@cmart8156]

Love Matt Bearden!! Xoxo

[@Files102]

This dude is so awkward but has some really good jokes lol.

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@mekkalekkah]

Matt is so funny!!! My fave Austin comic!

[@tarrytowndesign6182]

Oh that's just our local Austin icon... borrowing his wife's shirt

[@Nicholsk]

Matt so funny love him!!

[@hazedwonderthe9988]

👏👏👏 killed it my guy.

[@johnnygogo22]

Nailed it!

[@ethanconnelly8231]

Great standup

[@etxkevin7452]

Dudley & Bob......................................................with Matt.

[@beauxjones8793]

Beardo putting DUDLEY & BOB w/matt and AUSTIN COMEDY On the Map

[@TazCStorm]

This dude was hilarious.. I enjoy how this man thinks

[@2gritty]

😂😂😂 yeah I'll def watch him

[@dunkelmonkey]

It's also impossible to hide MY snacks from my puppy... She always knows when I'm stuffing my face, and always wants some lol

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Solid

[@Gamerdude9317]

Holy crap, Matt Bearden from 101.5!

[@lslewis]

That line at the end that his kid says is legit song lyric-potential

[@frankgonzales81tx]

THIS GUY NEEEDS HIS OWN SITCOM!

[@rohypnotist6263]

It's also brutal for step children , specially the ginger ones .

[@milesjohnson1352]

I feel sorry for the soulless bastards

[@ssgssbeet4133]

Oh, you mean the devils children

[@bigred5494]

Speaking as a literal red headed stepchild (5X thanks dad...), I can vouch for this. My saving grace was I was bigger than my dad since the 6th grade

[@NoiseThatLaughs]

So many dudes have the big torso/skinny leg combo. That’s a heart attack body. Really funny guy.

[@DRS0395]

Good gahd this was good! Normally I just leave a like and go about my way but damn... watch this!

[@cooterduke3605]

So this is what happens when a "Monk" grows up! Great job, Matt!

[@djwhitehair5756]

Great stuff...miss seeing Matt at Punch.

[@stephenkubica9829]

This fella is funny !

[@ThirdEyePried]

More Bearden dammit!!!

[@howieeeee503]

This guys is fucking hilarious

[@LycanLink]

Anybody else here think he sounds a little like Billy West (voice of Philip J. Fry and Stimpson J. Cat)?

[@summer_glazed2818]

I had on a face mask, while watching this. It was a challenge trying not to laugh, to keep it from cracking 😂

[@summer_glazed2818]

Phresh King That Aztec clay mask is a bitch 😂

[@mrod5732]

Funny dude!

[@jasonsmith2759]

Should have shared your cherry smoothie with your daughter

[@yurjhr1662]

"It me" is a meme. Lol

[@Kevrob04]

"it me!!"

[@charlesjones32787]

lol i do that to my son all the time

[@bobhall8068]

Dude kinda sounds like the professor in futurama.

[@deafmx]

damn, Comedy Central couldn’t afford Pop Cop or what?

[@fritz6462]

He’s pretty funny :)

[@damonbaladez3575]

Lmfao 😂🤣😂

[@andrewcampos10]

Funny

[@marilynparilla6565]

Nice

[@seanaustin8293]

the best of 10 watched llf

[@juliansruiz]

Hilarious

[@rrprz4914]

KLBJ Austin, The Coyote, is the his radio show

[@Voices333]

Hi

[@teaganna5970]

I burned my finger grilling some grilled cheese. I'm pissed. I'm a hand model.

[@enjoiNirvana]

Is this Lazlo from GTA?

[@RYANinYOURface]

His name is the smallest on the truck. Just sayin'.

[@AE-lw1ug]

🤣🤣

[@missamdan]

You know what Matt? Maybe you're wrong!

[@anjusaloniya3633]

👍

[@ekdaufin1485]

Decent last third.

[@Zqppy]

Dont agree with his politics, I still laughed my ass off

[@DTM4000]

haha

[@Chattychatty512]

#moremattplease

[@evanmorgan1209]

Is that a green screen?

[@abodnar]

Reminds me of a fatter Pat Dean.

[@alexhead227]

When did Alex Jones start doing comedy?

[@DanielDriverA]

Damn stealing my joke ver batim. God’s watching, Alex. You’re going to burn in hell

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@jonathanarmstrong2897]

He is no Sebastian Maniscalco

[@giovannirincon9218]

Wtf a sugar glider

[@PROZOblivion]

Guy sounds like fry

[@andrewcampos10]

Second

[@lukemartinek]

I bet this dude got punked by Jamie Kennedy at the after party tho

[@evoldoer6229]

Yes, yes... but when is he gonna do the jokes with the puppet?