It's me Alyx! Barney, from Black Mesa!

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[@TheLemming1337]

i need that scene where instead of Gman handing you the floating briefcase, it's Barney handing you a floating beer bottle

[@ourgoldenspires]

YES

[@AxialStudiosyaboi]

So Alyx gets the beer faster than gordon !?

[@LordVader1094]

@@AxialStudiosyaboi Not Barney's fault Gordon was in stasis

[@dirtytowel6741]

"Cmon Gordon, it's time to drive"

[@onx-md6ey]

"about that beer i owe ya"

[@eldkfwkd321]

I often forget that G-Man and Barney have the same voice actor.

[@naganolopezjuliocesar2432]

Wait wa-

[@chiefsean16]

And the guy who voices the citizens also voices Sniper from TF2.

[@eldkfwkd321]

@@chiefsean16 I know. But that's irrelevant information here.

[@rawrkz]

omg, i didn't know

[@chiefsean16]

@@eldkfwkd321 It's relevant if we're gonna find the sandwich.

[@Awfulfeature]

This is where Barney was during Ep2

[@lennonali8281]

He's so powerful they had to lock him up to stop him from saving Eli

[@TheEliteOne.]

Probably just starting as a CP most likely as i5-i4 rank.

[@BayAreaPolice]

Yup

[@cookiejoe5564]

Barney is voiced by Gman, so it's not far off

[@BlueThing64]

We need that game lol

[@chrysokitrino5639]

Miss Vance, you would NEED all that to imprison Barney Calhoun

[@b1boi20]

impossible, he cannot be contained. There's simply too many of him.

[@BayAreaPolice]

@@b1boi20 yeah about that..

[@Vieille_garde]

About that beer i owned ya

[@MrManfhis]

It's me Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa!

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras.

[@abe881]

"sorry for the scare I had to put on a show for the cameras" All of HL:A was just a reality tv show pranking alyx

[@YourWaterDispenser]

just like our boy gordon from HLVRAI

[@chemicalwarfaremann7607]

Man started the whole combine for the cameras

[@brillywinsen6526]

I know right? Eli was captured and almost died, alyx fought hundreds of enemies, russel felt stressed out navigating alyx, and all of that happened because barney wants to put on a show? Absolute madlad xD

[@imgvillasrc1608]

​@@brillywinsen6526Barney is Gman confirmed

[@brillywinsen6526]

@@imgvillasrc1608 lol technically that's true. Same voicr actor

[@Vortexiiixii]

Alyx: What cameras? What cameras? Barney: You just got pranked! Anyways Gordon is next door.

[@HankRichard]

You just walked the prank

[@Chaotic_Fellow]

So this is how Barney escaped black Mesa

[@SkunkfapGaming]

Blue Shift: Am I a joke to you?

[@Blue_Shift421]

No, not really.

[@stganim8s]

@@SkunkfapGaming i think blue shift is normal halflife but you play as barney

[@averyunfunnyhumanbeing1137]

​@@stganim8s Its literally half life from his perspective. You play as Barney and it explains how he survived

[@ianmitchell5979]

Alyx's reaction is pretty much how I felt when I realized it's gonna be a LONG time til' we get the next HL game, and we STILL don't know what our characters are gonna do after that helicopter scene.

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

gordon dies, thats the only reasonable explanation

[@faceless2302]

I imagine HL:A would've revitalized Valve's confidence in making games after such a long drought of nothing (and Artifact) for years, I'd expect to see them making more games if anything. I don't mean to say I expect them to throw Half-Life 3 or Half-Life: Barney out the door any time soon, but there's probably a group in the offices considering how to move forward with the franchise if not already working on something.

[@ianmitchell5979]

@@faceless2302 They're always planning and developing games. The problem is they almost never release games these days. They have a massive list of content and ideas that were cut. Projects and demos tested and played around with, all just to test the waters, but it'll be a long wait before they dive again.

[@evanceier8577]

@@ianmitchell5979 valve really needs to reform some of their management processes. From what I understand employees are given great freedom for what projects to work on which is great until no one can agree on what if any games to work on and you don't release anything big for like 15 years

[@faceless2302]

@@ianmitchell5979 I meant something with a real chance of shipping. I'm sure Valve isn't all the same people from the past couple decades that just meander and scrap everything over and over, they've probably got a lot of new employees that are seeing the success of HL:A and are enthusiastic to get out there and actually make something for their careers' sake. I expect this to be a confidence boost for the newbies and a good indicator to the older higher ups that they can afford to pass the torch and give them more control. I expect to see a few Valve games this decade, maybe even another HL title.

[@Supercon57]

Imagine if valve actually had this in the game... All that build up, all that anticipation I would have died

[@jendouglas9781]

Honestly, if the mission was that it *was* Barney that needed to be saved, it would've probably worked.

[@Spartan_Tanner]

The fact his model still holds up in Source 2 is a testament to the Source 1 Engine

[@brsvideos8143]

Right? I replayed Dark Interval recently (A mod based on the Half Life 2 Beta continuity, if you don't know) and I had to just keep stopping and taking screenshots. I get the same feeling with replaying Half Life 2 and Gmod maps, as well. There's just something about Source 1 you don't get with any other engine.

[@oktayyildirim2911]

It says nothing about the engine-it says something about HL2's art direction.

[@di_amon]

its the model not the engine...

[@DrSabot-A]

The engine has nothing to do with it, it's just the artstyle of the model. If you got close just by a few steps, you can easily tell the age.

[@LordVader1094]

@@DrSabot-A Yes, everyone else said that 4 months ago.

[@ultgamercw6759]

"Excuse me I am going to need to see your passport"

[@mememachine909]

No NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[@invertedmarl3657]

please no!!!

[@Home_Rich]

I- I only got my company ID...

[@Darkspinesupersonic8]

You beautiful bastard.

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

lol

[@xinious4397]

this is canon

[@Pokycraftgamer9]

i love that through everything in half life alyx being polished up i love that barney still does the classic source engine npc turn around

[@FatherMcKenzie66]

HOLY SHIT HE’S FINALLY BACK!

[@therealbuggles]

All that just for the cameras. Classic Barney!

[@patchmoulton5438]

Have you ever noticed that you never see G-Man and Barney in the same room together? Hmmm....

[@gcullen576]

…you can find G-Man in Blue Shift but ok I’ll just leave

[@versusVSversus.]

@@gcullen576 no no, stay

[@brillywinsen6526]

Well, they are both voiced by mike shapiro, so: Barney: wake up doc! Hey c'mon, wake up already! What the hell man? You fell asleep on the job? G-man: if you meet doctor breen face-to-face, relay this words to him: COPULATE YOURSELF!

[@joseislanio8910]

We do, in the very start of "on a rail" chapter. It's one of the many clones of Barney in HL 1

[@RaptorSKA94]

In hl2, the closet iv seen was the monitors in klieners lab, if hes standing beside you, you can see gman on them.. or was it a recording?!

[@HellishSpoon]

Barney is a cosmic being that can be in multiple places at once as seen in black mesa, the container makes all the barneis come into one place and supressing his dimensional warping powers, now that he is free he will slowly multiply once again, and with his new disguise, no one can ever know if hes been multiplying or not.

[@calhoungaming]

This is the exact ability I gave Barney in a roleplay I'm in. He just multiplies at random and is a hivemind. He likes to donate hundreds of his bodies to science, just for fun.

[@chpsilva]

"Cosmic being that can be in multiple places" ? No, that would be Otis.

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

That's not barney! Flee before he asks for your passport!

[@genericobjectshow3440]

half-life alyx but the ai is self aware

[@genericobjectshow3440]

bro why are you here, me

[@user-nw6wl5jp7c]

The way Alyx just thumbs up like "Yeah... Surely cool... Was i really trying this hard to see a damn security guard?"

[@mieou]

"It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa" Alyx: 😔👍

[@kindertak5396]

Unironically, the entire thing of Eli and Alyx thinking it was a survivor and hero of the Black Mesa incident (Gordon Freeman) would still make sense with the prisioner being Barney, Hes a survivor of the incident Helped many people escape Only thing is that he did not fight against a big baby with enormous tumors

[@jendouglas9781]

Also, Adrian, except he was just a survivor, and instead fought a green, mutant colossal squid

[@sabianv2009]

​@@jendouglas9781Well hes detained, and all the people he saved probably died in Black Mesa when the nuke goes off

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

It would’ve been nice for Barney to make a return during the flashback

[@heisenberg3851]

The "I had to put on a show for the cameras" line is just awesome if you know HL:A story

[@coltforceplayer]

I love how he just spins around without moving his legs

[@joseislanio8910]

He's thinking for himself "she's waiting for you, Barney, you lucky dog you"

[@pandaonabus]

When i played HL:Alyx I legitimately thought it was going to be barney that we freed from the prison. I did start having my doubts once I actually got inside the floating thing but until then all i had to go on was that he was one of the people to get out of black mesa. Since i knew Gordon was with the Gman i assumed it must be barney, especially since he hadn’t shown up in the game yet, and tbh it would just have been a funny twist.

[@saniel2748]

Well sorry instead we introduce time travel to our story because it wasn't complicated enough

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

@@saniel2748 The time travel isn't really that complicated, the only thing it changes is that Episode two's ending is now non-canon.

[@saniel2748]

@@arthurpietrogarcia1057 almost true Though tbh I was just trying to use less offensive wording towards it I actually meant "not shitty enough"

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

@@saniel2748 you don't like Half-Life story?

[@saniel2748]

@@arthurpietrogarcia1057 i don't like what it was turned into by alyx

[@maroonlegend4374]

*sets you up to fight through all that just to put a show for the cameras*

[@Xayumcl]

imagine if the game ended like this

[@megalesius7100]

Valve saw the reaction to the dota card game and they all laughed so hard that they had to find another way to screw with people.

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

"It's me, Gordon, From Black Mesa!" "Barney, I'm not Gordon..."

[@alotario2]

I love how "Hey, it's me, Barney! From Black Mesa!" has been made infinitely funnier by the release of Black Mesa.

[@purpseatpeeps8641]

I had never even thought of that before but now I’ll never be able to not make that connection. “Hey Gordon, it’s me! Barney, from Half-Life and it’s minor expansion Half-Life: Blue Shift!”

[@At_Amsterdam]

Half life memes are a level of comedy I need in my life

[@Ebitz20]

He needs to catch up on his beating quota

[@negative1up]

The fact that I could make out the pain in that thumbs up is just phenomenal. Wonderful hand acting. You should get into hand modeling!

[@a6hawk]

I love that this implies that Alyx had to go through everything just because Barney had to put on a show for the cameras

[@JacobKinsley]

This would be a top tier shitpost to mod this on a half life fan's game before their first playthrough

[@CosmiKazie]

that half-hearted thumbs up at the end really ties it all together

[@icantthinkofanyhandles]

barney is so strong he can speak without his mouth moving

[@기라티나]

0:35 damn that turn

[@sal4993]

imagine you complete the game after hours of hard work getting suprised to see gordon or the gman but you just see barney.

[@PrederNationteam74]

The thumbs up just tied everything together

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

I’m just imagining the entire game was just a prank by Barney. Like he went through all this just to prank Alyx for something like eating his sandwich. He convinced the combine that it would be an impressive red herring, so one of the best resistance members can put all her effort into something that turns out to be a prank.

[@bendo3]

Now this is quality entertainment

[@Tucher97]

If you listen carefully you can hear a muffled "I wanted a cheeseburger"

[@ilhanmohamed3495]

I was really hoping for Barney or Kleiner to appear in HL:A.

[@olzhas1one755]

This made me think about Barney's absence from Half Life Alyx and Episode 2 and how nobody talks about it.

[@thatsmykulture7266]

Thankyou Mario! But our princess is in another castle.

[@circulationfuze3986]

He owed too many beers to combine

[@BungieStudios]

The crazy thing is that Half Life 3 is supposed to move on beyond the Combine. What is more terrifying than Xen or the Combine? Barney, from Black Mesa!

[@martinwolker9510]

I lost it at the "I had to put on a show for the cameras." part xD

[@jackl629]

"Look, this guy we've got in there survived Black Mesa. He raised holy hell and then just disappeared. We finally caught him and you're going to let him go again?"

[@ivaniuk123]

I would have been perfectly OK and satisfied if that were the real ending.

[@ChrisWithAnExistance]

Alex opened the wrong chamber

[@chicken8953]

Nothing could contain more powerful but somehow the combine did it

[@well8250]

now we just need one where doctor coomer is in there and just yells "HELLO GORDON!"

[@vincerosonnite4394]

OMG BARNEY U LEARN THE A POSE

[@EvilLordCanas]

Can't wait to see the inevitable Krystal VA mod for this.

[@VerdeMorte]

Would be nice if a game referenced Shepard, considering G-Man has been keeping him in cold storage...

[@atwocious]

this is why you don't see barney in hla....

[@Average_K]

The entirety of HLA was Barney putting on a good show for the cameras.

[@thatwardrobeguy]

The fact that this works so well

[@fragglet]

Barney became a professional ventriloquist since the first game

[@margarinebutter]

sends chills down my spine

[@Bacony_Cakes]

I like the defeated thumbs up and the turning to leave.

[@jendouglas9781]

This is the original timeline where Barney was kidnapped instead of Gman, and he got his Metrocop uniform while he and Alyx were escaping

[@jozatheman]

Epic

[@Gulag_Official.]

I thought you were gonna flip him off. 💀

[@elidatkitty1694]

Alyx literally said “😀👍”

[@Scupple]

He's way behind in his beating quota

[@elliter5465]

*you expected to see G-Man? But it was me, Barney!*

[@maxthecreature4674]

The wrong man in the right place can make all the difference in the world

[@gesitaryan2940]

i want to rewatch when barney look back

[@joshr8666]

Man.. ive never played Alyx but this ambience is amazing

[@Johnnyb167]

The mod creator is a definite giga-chad.

[@inthestudy]

See, if I worked for Valve, I'd have gone on a hunt, found out the Steam ID's of a bunch of popular streamers, and changed *only* their games to have Barney show up, or a HL1 scientist model, or GLaDOS... This is why no-one gives me positions of authority.

[@user-ke6pc3zu2p]

Understandable

[@Skazzy3]

I guess the KZbin algorithm has decided to randomly pick up this video. Pretty cool! Edit: KZbin algorithm part 2!

[@soycloud2]

Well can you blame us? It's freaking Barney!

[@user-qr4jf4tv2x]

i can feel the enthusiasm of the thumb up

[@bayniyaz3372]

He still owes beer

[@alichank]

That is just incredible lmao

[@nerd_5615]

"Barney..Calhoun...?" "Barney...Calhoun..? Heh..."

[@brillywinsen6526]

Come on alyx. All of that just to keep me in tight leash? Yeah right...

[@ScoutTim66]

The way he turns around and he says “sorry bout the scare” after been in a vault for who knows how long

[@happywojak]

i like the way he turns to alyx

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of It's me Alyx! Barney, from Black Mesa! Momentum 100

[@Daisuki2]

This is a time paradox! Because at this time, Alix does not know Bernie😱

[@Helldiver5n23]

they.. did

[@thecaketubby5764]

My favorite Half-Life 2 characters, Alix and Bernie

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@thecaketubby5764 my favorite part with alix and bernie is when they blow up city-17.

[@Hammi4Real]

@@Swordsoulreaver The chills I had fighting the evil admenstruator Brin.

[@shrill1736]

@@Hammi4Real i loved fighting the cumbyne

[@Tezla_Insanity]

The True Ending!

[@alexeipino3994]

I will never forgive valve for sealing barney in the vault since episode 1

[@DrDreadedReal]

the secret ending we never knew

[@Haru-spicy]

You wouldn't need all that for Gordon Freeman...

[@user-eq3ub3ye9x]

And there: "Pick up that can!"

[@tiseril]

Oh no, don't tell me she freed Barney clone 3554

[@GloV3rzzz]

He surely did put on a show for the cameras

[@ANGRYMUNCI]

It's him Barney from Black Mesa

[@safetywarning04]

man it fits well

[@Gupnik]

I love the dejected thumbs up

[@leoje1524]

0:35 it's me alyx! barney from black mesa!

[@pangaming124]

The true ending of half life blue shift, Barney was stuck in the teleportation loop and when the combine arrived they found a way to stop the teleportation loop by keeping Barney in prison for a certain amount of time

[@OBSO_LETE]

How have Barney ended up owing her beer since Black Mesa, when she was a baby 😂

[@user-dc6st5rd6p]

Nightmare freeman

[@russiangoose4349]

about that beer i owed you