IT'S ME OR THE DRONE

[@stewartbeveridge5024]

It’s good to see Harry hill found a new job in management after the tv work dried up.😂😂😂

[@sofiastowers8242]

I didn't know there were any military stuff on site, until the security guy told me...

[@paulmabley9697]

Guy in the black shirt was fuming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kamgunner5920]

After you mentioned the ice sign his head was on the spin trying to find a sign to say at the very least private land! 😂😂

[@SnakePliskin770]

Love the way he comes out all puffed out and you slowly deflate him like an old party ballon

[@joeblow2069]

Good job of that guy letting the secrets out. His security clearance must be real high. 🙄 Highly sensitive military secrets just on the other side of a chain link fence. WTF?

[@Illicitvirtue]

The walkies bit is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@rudeboijasmithy]

The way he calls them a pussy makes me laugh.

[@Illicitvirtue]

17:43 🎉😂

[@shoeburysfinest8764]

Oh boy

[@ryanwilson368]

‘Don’t laugh at me’ HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant mark.

[@robertbowden3599]

"Tory Boy", "Man with a dangerous camera", "See you later monkeys"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottmcculloch2190]

Rumour has it Vic is still recovering from this 😂

[@shroompicn-shrooman]

😆☠😆☠😆☠

[@andrewmcgowan4202]

He'll never be 100% again

[@patrickcarroll1261]

[@rmckenna6828]

Vic is soo funny😂

[@stewartbeveridge5024]

Mark is living in his head rent free.😂😂

[@jonneyuk7486]

Absolutely brilliant Mtt, I think this is far better than watching TV

[@samdense6459]

probably because its raw and real unlike most stuff on TV

[@Aloh-od3ef]

If they are concerned about their site being photographed. Then why have they installed a fence you can easily see through 😂

[@peterjol]

I wonder if they end up feeling stupid about their own behaviour. ..they should.

[@princcehood]

I wish there was a way to wave at the guys from the drone 😂😂😂😂 Or say "hello from above " 😅😅

[@michaeln925]

😂😂 as soon as they ask for ID you know what’s coming 😂😂

[@victoriaminns6436]

I just love ❤️ your videos they crack me up 😂😂😂. Keep them coming

[@thewelshdragon3329]

I still can't get over that Vic wanted "to see your papers"!!! What year is that guy living in?!

[@nickparsons1977]

It’s funny how the silly bully man always gets someone else to call the police

[@paulmullings8385]

Couldn't stop laughing!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joannecooper-ih7ji]

He absolutely made the company look descusting with the swearing at a member of the public he should be sacked what a disgrace

[@kristieleo1982]

Disgusting 😊

[@lightskinnedavatar2694]

You're spelling is disgusting 😂😂

[@uws5604]

Learn to spell, illiterate

[@stewartlancaster6155]

disgusting !

[@Steveuploads]

Only one spelling mistake , fair play 👍👍

[@LOYALLUTON]

its not often i laugh but you had me laughing out loud so many times watching this,thanks for making my night.

[@petertaylor9384]

Makes you wonder though if a business gets that aggressive about a member of a public taking a photograph, then what are they hiding. I'd bet you a month's wages there are engaged in illegal activity they don't want recording. That old guy seriously needs to think about retiring he is absolutely clueless beyond normal comprehension about GPDR laws, Tresspass laws, and public photography laws/ Who speaks to a member of the public in that manner..

[@cjhards]

You’ve hit the nail on the head there bro. All part of the agenda to re-populate the uk & push their left wing order.

[@quazoid]

All Vic had to say was "sorry, ive not got 5 minutes"

[@peterjol]

999 Please state your emergency.....help there's a man with a camera outside

[@SnakePliskin770]

The hands on the hips gets me

[@paulhodgins]

The streak of piss bloke floating his arms out to try and make himself look big made me laugh out loud!!

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

Needs to do more pullups and get those lats showing for better effect.

[@davidmccann9811]

Like a matchstick with the wood shaved off.

[@guidelineuk4876]

"Vic the dick" pissed myself laughing... subscribed

[@musiclover9361]

1) It is DEMONSTRABLY not a secure site. 2) Mark is NOT trying to take pictures. He IS taking pictures. 3) Nobody has EVER been prosecuted for filming or taking pictures of this site. 4) It is NOT a military site. No genuine military site employs civilians as security; the military ARE the security. The first guy hasn't got the faintest idea what he's talking about and it shows. Nobody in the military would EVER suggest that somebody doesn't take pictures. They would physically PREVENT it.

[@Po5itivemind5et]

this old boy is too funny the scottish accent makes it even better

[@Itisfinished.]

He is hilarious,he really tried it on until he was put in his place.

[@dangingras7]

Amazing how otherwise "mature" company reps can make their firm look so bad!!

[@plymouthdrone]

hit you with the soggy end 🤣🤣

[@dereksmith2152]

Brilliant 😂 the three stooges. More like the trailer park boys. The one in blue shirt looks like bubbles. Love your humour. Keep up the educational vids as well as the smiles you bring to many. A new life long subscriber 👍

[@MalaysiaPhilip]

I must add that you have greatly improved your content from the early days when you blocked comments. You have become a very good Auditor these days and I have subscribed.

[@scotland_from_up_high7440]

Mate, should get a wind sock for that mic. It's a pitty as it's good content, just minging audio at times

[@corpeedo]

This is GOLD, absolute bloody gold!!! Laughing the whole time!!! hilarious

[@ColinCorbin-sg7su]

when the guy said you should be sectioned I was laying in bed I almost fell out of my bed I don't laugh much but when I did I could not stop this guy should be on stage he gives me the will to live

[@thelatchkeykid]

'is that a direct line to boris' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@barneybiggles]

That is a circus tent where all the clowns go.

[@stwb579]

06:07 you must have 💩 yourself when Vic flexed his muscles 😂

[@rudeboijasmithy]

What was the point in the director even coming out? What a wet lettuce lol

[@toneislands5438]

GET BACK TO WORK!!!! 4 little words and yet they are so powerful!!! I enjoyed DJ Audits but UK MTT is next level.

[@richiestrich8079]

The best auditor hands down.

[@lje7718]

He is he’s the best

[@benji.B-side]

Is that the love child of Heston Blumenthal and Gregg Wallace? 11:05 And when he called the angry man 'Vic' it had echos of the 'Don't tell him Pike' scene on Dads Army. 😆

[@paulwhittaker5195]

Greg Wallace yes the other I thought was Brownie out of Matt Hayes Fishing.

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

@@paulwhittaker5195 LOL spot on

[@morbidaudits]

Your an absolute menace I love it....Good on you pal keep them on thier toes.

[@kevinpaul180]

Don't you wave that finger at me...😅😅

[@GiBMan70]

Wish UKMTT got more like this one..just amazing dialogue and constant trigger happy TV style moments 🤣

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🙏🙏🙏

[@danc1897]

I know I am over-generalising but why do so many Scottish people have such great senses of humour?🤣The bit where the drone zoomed in on them cracked me up.

[@danc1897]

@@robertbest4398 I bet people like having you in their social circle lol

[@bullmonkey]

I know a few Scotch people that are miserable as sin.

[@MSM101]

@@bullmonkey "Scotch" people?

[@bullmonkey]

@@MSM101 yeah, Scotch people :-)

[@robertbest4398]

@@bullmonkey not scotch that's whiskey its scots fool you

[@eprohoda]

Omg. that's epic upload-goodbye~ Uk, 👐

[@andresocegueda4178]

I'm American I love this channel 😂

[@WonnyJalker]

The thick Scottish accent makes it funnier 😂 "I'm talking to the organ grinder" 🤣🤣🤣

[@risingstorm4239]

Imagine not telling the public what the company does. But it's on the Internet. Dumb security

[@sheppertonstudios8253]

10 minutes in and this is gold already lol

[@SnakePliskin770]

Nice audit … great to put these people to shame thinking they have the right to tell people what to do

[@stephentierney696]

Well, what can I say. What a lesson you gave them. Thorough schooling. I love when they have nothing to say, can't even look at you, look at their phones or something imaginary in the distance when they find out they have no authority to do anything, but have overwhelming conviction that they have. Bravo sir, bravo.

[@-chris1965]

Just the 2 police vans then,😂

[@MikeBarron-m1s]

You are making me so angry that I am going to wag my finger at you 😂😂😂😂brilliant stuff 👏

[@NarnianRailway]

The north end building floor plans showing commercial vehicle testing and calibration stations and rooms available in Council public documents. Several years ago they installed 6 Lincoln heat pumps without planning approval so had to get retrospective approval. Nothing really top secret about what UTAC does, just expensive. Based on Land Registry the grass parcel and road to roundabout are a separate parcel, the roundabout was revised to accommodate FedEx traffic on opposite end of the property and new housing development. Plausible not their private property.

[@kmt6985]

Vic has the correct name, gets right up your nose, and the police have to leave the comfort of a nice canteen to come and see to you so they not gonna be happy

[@schmatever]

Very skilfully managed. This one is one of your better ones in my opinion. You exposed the security as ignorant thugs whilst maintaining a professional and brave demeanour. More like this please.

[@1994dannyboy]

This guy makes me laugh. Thanks for cheering up my day. Balls of steel😂😂😂

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

You only get one pair of balls 😂😂😂😂 I laughed loads at this video. Brilliant accent as well ❤

[@FernandoPartridge]

The three of them standing their from 42:00 on, looks like they're posing for a PR photo of a band for their new album, maybe 'Hard Boiled' by 'Egg Boy Three'

[@SnakePliskin770]

6.25 love the puffed out chest and asking the questions then slowly gets deflated

[@gordonscott1104]

what a total embarrassment for any company to act . Who actually employs these plonkers ? ==== very unprofessional

[@m4rcmineh]

Only thing Vic is missing is his ss hat and uniform pin 😡😡😡

[@joeblow2069]

Don't forget the yellow safety vest.

[@Web3V]

3:52 "i can't stop laughing" 😂

[@oisajdfposid]

This reminds me of a cat playing with its unsuspecting prey (prey being the clueless security)

[@Vengerthefellhound]

I'll get up and thump you back 😂 like something out of last of the summer wine

[@theresaheath2654]

They certainly showed the company in a disgusting light . It's shameful that these types of business get our tax money. Keep up the good work highlighting these idiots.

[@stewartbeveridge5024]

Vic can’t stop with the hitler salute 😂😂😂poor old vic . I’ve seen more meat on a toothpick 😂😂

[@markpenn4831]

"Have to be good to get past you" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha classic LOL !!! One man terrorises 3 bald headed apes LOL LOL !!!!

[@darrenwilliams414]

when you went close to them with the drone it was like watching the bar scene from Total Recall when the woman whipped out her potatoes

[@shivaunt71]

All three of them 🤗

[@Sequoyah_7]

LOL. Love the squeaky toy sound. :)

[@AnthonySpringall]

Which company is this and where are they located?

[@AnthonySpringall]

Mi(L) vehicle integration at Leyland.

[@andrewcollins824]

You crack me up Mark, your dam good at what you do ,so glad i found your channel .🤣🤣

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Welcome aboard!

[@ukusapatriot327]

Another complete waste of Police time. Personally I'd like to see some fixed fines issued to people who phone the Police for a man with a camera on public property.

[@lakrai1616]

The baldie,the one in the black,was tyrannical;Mark educated him.

[@philbeattie3978]

I near on soiled meself laughing.

[@robertovers1863]

sounds like Harry Hill, whats your name, where you from ? ?

[@princesspiplaysbass]

They think that shaving their heads makes them look cool when they only look like giant male appendages.

[@CCopperpot169]

Mark get some new uns up !! And put that Pleasure Beach one on again lol 😂

[@stewartthomas7772]

Squeeky toy does me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stac1941]

The way he came bounding over I thought he was going to ask you if you knew John Connor!!!😂 The way he behaved was disgusting and if the other one is indeed management he is even worse for allowing it to happen!!

[@bubbacalling]

Security is so dumb he revealed that the site was military and that the big tent was storage within seconds.

[@ashtonsseries6968]

Definitely something strange going on there.why would our military what to store our military vehicles like that.the only thing between them is a wire fence.nice security

[@John.Charles]

Trying to Intimidate you with twig arms 🤣

[@johnquake1335]

If the company keeps that manager on in tueir buisness thats a travesty. I hope he got sacked.

[@paulprice1711]

Guest Appearances by Sean Connery and Richie Allen 😂

[@SnakePliskin770]

The bloke with the glasses looks like Spencer from Phoenix Nights

[@beno4014]

Absolutely love your videos pal. Your sense of humour is right up my road 🤣 keep it up.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Glad to hear it

[@15-Peter-20]

@@ukmeetthetyrantsbreast milk?

[@TallBoy-vf3tt]

3:25 Secure “ high threat site” proceeded to leave the gate open 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣😎

[@MikeBarron-m1s]

Little Britain n Sean Connery at the gate wow the chances of that happening 😂😂😂

[@fredhodson5463]

Needs to be sectioned: That’s insulting and discriminatory to mental health patients.

[@nickread2623]

This was a really funny interaction 🤣

[@patrickhawkins9087]

That is masterclass in how to treat Twats......Brilliant.

[@stevenmclucas1894]

Think their "UTAC" sign is an acronym for "UP THE ARSE CORNER" with this companies staff 😂

[@scotsboy4957]

There used to be a military base in Stirling and the vehicles were parked right up next to a see through fence and a busy road running by for years. Never heard of any security issues there.

[@CFaka]

The arrogance is real even the boss came and acted silly ,and stood their to witness his staffs behaviour! and did nothing ....! the boss could of turned things around if he had basic photography laws theirs so many videos online with free education its not a crime to record or take pictures in public ! ......just be professional and courteous.

[@ashleynaylor9531]

I feel sorry for the bloke in the blue shirt, he's like wtf is going off.

[@haydoncooper3744]

This is an incredible video.This has to be shown to EVERY so called security box as a lesson on how NOT to act and talk to people.These so called human beings are an absolute disgrace and should be fired.

[@justinwalker5237]

Make sure you go back . Terrorised them with a camera