AB will reach 300,000 soon with a thumbnail like that
@AuditingBritain5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@svenpoletka52365 ай бұрын
Security always make is sexual like that, even tho not allow
@Findingcupcake5 ай бұрын
@@svenpoletka5236 that kiss tho , 😆
@Findingcupcake5 ай бұрын
@@CelebrityAccounts he is certainly up there in auditing , some of his responses when questioned such as “ what do you mean ?” And “ but I didn’t “ and the classic “ no no don’t call police “ as well as having the knack for keeping a conversation going on for ages , makes very entertaining viewing not to mention it’s a great social experiment .
@greenorangepeanut48865 ай бұрын
Not allowed Not allowed 😂
@rob1969in5 ай бұрын
The old British security guard was the only decent one ,the rest a total disgrace
@marklatimer73335 ай бұрын
Yer but what happens when he retires? - it reverts to the uncivilised 'Wild West" again.
@James-k2c9k5 ай бұрын
They were all British.
@philldownes86855 ай бұрын
@@James-k2c9k no they are not. if you pu ta dog in astabel when ist pregnabnt it dont have foals it has pups... a snide british passport dont make you british....
@GampyBamblor5 ай бұрын
User they are NOT British you loon.....
@nartouzumaki82325 ай бұрын
@@philldownes8685 what does it mean to be British ?
@hymermobiler5 ай бұрын
I see more people than me in the comments have noticed something about the only security guard that knew what they were talking about. Well done that man! AB, another great video
@creekyknee5 ай бұрын
So obvious and so true. But apparently its racist to point out the blatantly obvious.
@tony78uk485 ай бұрын
He was too close for my comfort and I'm just watching through the screen ...omg .
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne5 ай бұрын
I could smell his stinky breath through my laptop he was that close....🤣
@bigscrounger5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that guy that licked ABs camera one time .. sick 😢
@GaryCootes5 ай бұрын
@@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne if he keeps coming within an arms length of me - that would cause me concern as he could easily reach out to hit you. Warn him once -if he does it again, then demonstrate with a push back - if he persists... thats a threat - and I'm sorry but it'll be time for Lights Out. He's had enough warnings.
@Rust·Spencer·Cohle5 ай бұрын
Not going lie. His whole face looks like a cartoon character.
@st1cz25 ай бұрын
Never back away. It emboldens their stupidity
@athelstan25 ай бұрын
The English security guard was spot on ,the others are totally inept ,unprofessional ,with absolutely no concept of the U.K. work environment,its laws,restrictions and freedoms ,it would also help if they understood the English language
@averyintelligence5 ай бұрын
Makes no sense cos AB has hundreds of videos of English security and police doing the same thing. The fact u focus on nationality only when it's non English people is telling. Get over urself
@ziggysawdust54075 ай бұрын
@@averyintelligence🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@buttonup35225 ай бұрын
racist bigot it is disgusting seeing such evil mindsets in society. If you watch plenty of AB videos then you have some serious case of bias it is too dumb to comprehend
@ArmyJames3 ай бұрын
Import the third world, become the third world.
@PINACI5 ай бұрын
Titan security "how can I help" written on his hi-vis. The only thing he nearly helped was getting laid out on the floor !
@jacquelinewatt12415 ай бұрын
You should do a colab with AB 😊
@Crow_Friend5 ай бұрын
😆🤣😆
@Tomford-625 ай бұрын
They don’t even know English.How can they help? 🤦
@LooseRaptor44365 ай бұрын
"Not Allowed" "Not Allowed"
@SirReginaldBlomfield12345 ай бұрын
Like that character in Goodfellas..says everything twice.
@TheGlassman635 ай бұрын
I dream of the day when security guards actually know what is allowed as opposed to just trotting out the phrase "Not Allowed " at every opportunity.
@GilbertdeClare07045 ай бұрын
I dream of a day when Security Guards speak ENGLISH. The British guy was the only one who understood AB, and was the only one who seemed able to communicate
@Bloodnok495 ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Oh Goodness Gracious Me!
@GilbertdeClare07045 ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 🤣🤣🤣🤣rahm chai, rahm chai🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bloodnok495 ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Where have we gone so horribly wrong? 🙄
@GilbertdeClare07045 ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 I see it as a natural development OF our Judaeo Christian Values themselves, where "Tolerance" and "Turning the Other Cheek", whilst inherently good AND helped develop OUR culture, nevertheless when taken MUCH too far, place us in danger of "tolerating the intolerable" which DESTROYS where toleration originates ? That almost "absolute freedom" which OUR values built so WELL, is very much "like blood running on the ground, WITHOUT the boundaries of our veins, or BODY, which only leads to certain death. We all need boundaries to have a good life." I believe that is true as Individuals, as a Nation AND is why we need the BOUNDARIES of BORDERS. Its like the west have been like little toddlers screaming for "I want, I want, I want" then when no one holds any boundaries, the kids end up eating nothing but chocolate and getting a bad case of the squits and getting very ill.🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 We need now to grow up as a culture, and BE adults who are NOT afraid to say "NO !" "Enough is ENOUGH !"
@lindalonergan78875 ай бұрын
Britain has become a sad country.
@dogvip76885 ай бұрын
@axehussain44125 ай бұрын
So has ur generation 😂
@frankcarew2395 ай бұрын
Its what the brits want and voted for !!
@porkpie45945 ай бұрын
Why? Please explain.
@ramalama96505 ай бұрын
@@axehussain4412 On yer way Abdul.
@kennethskrable27225 ай бұрын
The owners placed security who can barely speak English and have no idea of their job and sent them out to the lions. Cowards
@carltonbanks54705 ай бұрын
Yall really need to stop this. This channel has at least 100 videos alone showing native ENGLISH speaking workers who behave just as badly if not worse.
@markaz085 ай бұрын
@markl6495 that's actually really funny, made me smile anyway. cheers.
@ArzHole5 ай бұрын
@@carltonbanks5470 Unfortunately the knuckle draggers only need to see someone with a slightly darker skin colour to get their blood boiling.
@Leepercomm5 ай бұрын
Nice example of an uneducated agressive itiot security guard who has nothing better to harrass.
@bazsnell31785 ай бұрын
I was going on holiday this summer to Pakistan but ABs video has saved me the trip.
@suedebrown82175 ай бұрын
Mr bean with a moustache 😂😩😩😫😭😭🤣🤣
@novicefilms93685 ай бұрын
You are a cold mf lmao
@BunyipToldMe5 ай бұрын
Superb diversity! England is once again, leading the way.
@HEA-885 ай бұрын
Yet the vast majority of tyrant cops on AB’s video’s have been “native” English. No mention of ethnicity on those vids. Don’t make it about race.
@edschultz95515 ай бұрын
Lefties make everything about race, why can't this guy?
@ibrstellar10805 ай бұрын
@@HEA-88 I think the worst Police officers have been non white but nearly all from the Met Police and yes there has been some disguting and unprofessional White officers.
@johnathandaviddunster385 ай бұрын
@@HEA-88you can't argue with drunks,religious maniacs, BIGOTS or my wife...
@Curi0u50ne5 ай бұрын
@@HEA-88your part of the problem
@evi61995 ай бұрын
This guy looks like Mr Bean with a moustache 😂
@Hadrian-p7f5 ай бұрын
Absolutely hat's off to the Gentleman you spoke to by the wall , a clever man 👏👏👏
@Cliffagher5 ай бұрын
The lovely older gentleman- right in for him - knows his stuff - great chap 👍
@A2Z1Two35 ай бұрын
What's with the Indian mafia 🤔 And where is the diversity of employment in that company 😮
@ade36285 ай бұрын
I thought it was a cricket ground and 20/20 was being played
@philldownes86855 ай бұрын
not indian, this is pakistanni / bangladeshi... and these are the brains of the outfit
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr5 ай бұрын
@@philldownes8685 just wonder what law says about photos in their countries
@Skaterbun5 ай бұрын
It’s Slough!
@Skaterbun5 ай бұрын
@@WielkaStopa-qh1rrthey make it up as they go along there.
I think they started running as someone shouted 'The DWP are here'..😂😂😂😂
@Olly19875 ай бұрын
This Country is fucked
@Paul-rp7uh5 ай бұрын
Check out lawfare Tommy Robinson? there's your answer..
@James-k2c9k5 ай бұрын
It's too late for that. We are past the point of no return.
@cptjam31075 ай бұрын
😂lovely jubbly welcome to new Delhi
@Clint-kr8zm5 ай бұрын
@user-bs9gj7lq2x it's never to late we are the greatest nation on the earth
@lumo74615 ай бұрын
Be even worse when labour get in!!!!
@thedad73135 ай бұрын
I’m so culturally enriched by this. What great times we live in my friends………………..
@sagefields58475 ай бұрын
Have a burger and chips, put a flag up and vote Reform to forget all about it.
@williamjenkinson92135 ай бұрын
@@sagefields5847😂😂😂 Well said Bro.😂😂😂
@martingowland22805 ай бұрын
Welcome to England, the home of not allowed ..
@k1leon5 ай бұрын
Britainistan
@jensun77wilson5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Davy-yt8qg5 ай бұрын
Makes me glad i live up in the North East of Scotland, none of this Britainistan shit.😊@@k1leon
@ArmyJames3 ай бұрын
@@Davy-yt8qg It’ll probably be coming up there soon also.
@Davy-yt8qg3 ай бұрын
@@ArmyJames there's no doubt about that Raynor has already said she's going to distribute the scum all over the GB. Our wonderful civilised area will never be the same.
@ysgol35 ай бұрын
"Dear Security Guard, Thank you for doing our SIA course. Congratulations on passing like everyone else. You may be wondering why we didn't teach you any of the laws relevant to your work, for example those on self-defence, defence of others and of property, trespass and filming. We thought of doing this, but couldn't be bothered. Please consider studying and learning them yourself in order to do your work correctly and professionally, but if you can't be bothered either, don't worry - just carry on and make things up as you go along. Best wishes. The SIA." Brilliantly funny and fascinating as always AB - the English security guard was fantastic, I think he said they'd been abusive to him too didn't he? Thank you.
@Coss19655 ай бұрын
That British security man should be commended for his attitude, he was very respectfull, god bless him..
@cheesegraham23875 ай бұрын
Ye and there are not many left 😂
@Jobriz845 ай бұрын
"Theft? Do you need some help?" look of disdain from the guy 😂
@hughjanus73115 ай бұрын
3:26 Welcome to the first episode of Auditing India
@WillScarlet19915 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@Sun-Tzu--5 ай бұрын
Bingo
@demonsoulcatcher5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SpezialMCR5 ай бұрын
Tbf the British guards are none the better 😂
@Omar-kw5ui5 ай бұрын
If it bothers you, then you go work as a security guard. Don't sit on your a** all day and scrounge on benefits paid for by people actually paying their taxes, then complain that these people don't look like you.
@ashishdhakal92285 ай бұрын
Best Auditor in the world Auditing Britain(England) and the Long Island audit(USA) ❤️❤️
@kathymurray10095 ай бұрын
My faves too xxx
@JohnDoe-qr4xu5 ай бұрын
Lackluster is very cool too.
@SusanNoulton5 ай бұрын
Yes and mine, I could not stop laughing at that man looking up at AB.🤣🤣
@Smeeagain755 ай бұрын
"" Nart Allard " Funny little yappychappy
@JohnTustin-pe8lj5 ай бұрын
Actually DJE media is the best auditor in the world you need to check his channel
@Jim--Bob5 ай бұрын
There is a direct correlation between the security guards IQ and their £12 per hour wage.
@obisan6665 ай бұрын
Or perhaps that's the only job they can get based on their qualifications. At least they are working and not sponging off the state.
@nononsense35285 ай бұрын
@@obisan666, but they are sponging off the state, maybe not directly. The government give them a National Insurance Number for the sole purpose of securing a loan off the Bank of England for future tax revenue, that’s why we, as a Nation are trillions in debt.
@obisan6665 ай бұрын
@nononsense3528 perhaps in other areas some might but our biggest issue as a nation is low growth low skills market. Everyone complains about everything. Look at Singapore, Taiwan S. Korea etc... they study hard, hardly any anti social behaviour, global tech leaders etc and a lot ofntheir students come here to learn. There is a cultural problem to studying and excelling... heck labour want to tax private school kids says it all. The doom and gloom is not just uncontrollable immigration but everything that is rotting in the nation.
@nononsense35285 ай бұрын
@@obisan666 , to be honest, I’m not at all interested in what may be going on in Singapore, S.Korea or Taiwan, what concerns me is what is going on in the U.K. The amount of poorly educated, foreign security details that are placed at these businesses and sites is overkill, cctv are everywhere and should be enough to deter would be thieves and wrong doers but those cctv cameras do not generate tax revenue. It’s a massive scam by government, of which one of their priorities is to reduce the deficit which over the past decade or two has not reduced but increased exponentially. And don’t even get me started with bogus barber shops, nail bars, vape shops, American style candy stores. Those too are a massive scam and more than likely money laundering operations that the corrupt government refuses to look into because they generate hundreds of thousands, if not millions in income tax. As a Nation we are being mugged off left right and centre and it’s time for a clear out of Westminster asap. Rant over. 😉
@wad62165 ай бұрын
@@obisan666 BS the revenue they will collect off these type of workers is minuscule in tax, if any at all, factor in they will eventually bring in elderly relatives with loopholes and what not further down the field and they have on average more kids than UK indigenous people, educating their kids, health care, looking after relatives who they get over here, in work benefits and the counttry is well out of pocket especially short to medium term. The only way you could argue is that if every one of these type of no skills workers ended up becoming, doctors, nurses, dentists and supplying higher end skills and more higher salary taxed wages, then it could be worked out its contributing to a much needed sector of society that is needing filling and also the extra tax from a decent wage. This is not happening though and the books on this labour market is well out of balancing! The only ones benefitting are the big companies employing masses of this labour and driving working conditions down and pay and workers rights. Its setting this place back to the Victorian times, I have seen nothing with my own eyes and experiences to make me thing otherwise, I am regularly told by the mainstream media that its not the case though and I should believe something that is not to my own experience, I was also told this in COVID too that you should not believe what you see and experience!
@st1cz25 ай бұрын
Immigrants need to learn the laws of the land Before getting jobs.
@creekyknee5 ай бұрын
How can they learn the law when they can't speak English.
@norflingtheconqueror4625 ай бұрын
I think knowing the language before you move country would be a good start, but apparently that's too much to ask of people now.
@TheHovel5 ай бұрын
So do British citizens.
@guinnog25 ай бұрын
Like the British did when they invaded India?
@creekyknee5 ай бұрын
@@guinnog2 If we learnt their language, how could be possibly expect them ever to learn English. What a ridiculous argument.
@Winsomelosesome7775 ай бұрын
I counted 21?! security 'not allowed's. Surely this is some kind of World Record for one video?! A truly incredible performance guys. 🏆🏆🏆
@DJ_Sycottic5 ай бұрын
Audit of the year contender?
@Winsomelosesome7775 ай бұрын
@@DJ_Sycottic definitely one of the funniest 😆
@andywalsh81765 ай бұрын
Foreign security everywhere now and they haven't got a clue 😮
@TonyToning-ne7uq5 ай бұрын
its the only jobs these fools can do
@Clint-kr8zm5 ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@phillipbeach58995 ай бұрын
Send them back to the own country if they step out of line.
@jamesl52035 ай бұрын
These are powers that every citizen has@@Clint-kr8zm
@RogueDarkAgent5 ай бұрын
Sounds great in theory but they'd have to have the intelligence and understanding of these rights to carry them out . Unfortunately I dont think they do as was proved here with little gangster not allowed 😂
@OvernightAngel5 ай бұрын
Indians bringing Indian laws, same same Sunak 😂
@Patriarchy_695 ай бұрын
Get your nation back, if not then will lose it forever. I am an Indian btw.
@JohnDoe-qr4xu5 ай бұрын
It reminds me of "it ain't half hot mum" 😂
@StacksSats5 ай бұрын
looks like Canada as well lol
@Patriarchy_695 ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-qr4xuthat's a show I totally forgot about, but I remember the title of the show. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXytiJilfKqKndUsi=NVIw48jagHqv-8N_
@GilbertdeClare07045 ай бұрын
yeah, noticed that at @9:10 when he said "You're not important, that's why you are on the street !". Has brought his Delhi "caste" attitudes with him
@allthegearnoideaoverland5 ай бұрын
Titan Security. Where the English language is not a prerequisite.
@stevegray57095 ай бұрын
Well said the older gentleman at the end. You said it right. Your company needs to educate the Indian subcontinent imports.
@Trollslivesmatter145 ай бұрын
Thanks for visiting Slough AB.. So we don't have to.. 👍
@sbh3445 ай бұрын
David Brent ?
@PhilJordan-y3m5 ай бұрын
What on earth is between the ears of these staff, they think it’s North Korea
@lindalonergan78875 ай бұрын
That's the problem there's nothing between their ears,would you expect there to be with the hourly rate they're on.
@franobyrne20325 ай бұрын
It's called cheap labour.
@innocent7percent5 ай бұрын
More like Nth India.
@GoTellTheSpartans245 ай бұрын
…….it is!
@marcmills32235 ай бұрын
What a disgusting little uneducated excuse of a man . Security 😂😂😂 as much use as a sunroof on a submarine 😂😂😂
@bournagin44395 ай бұрын
Last week a dinghy diver. This week a Security guard telling people what to do without knowing the law. That clueless security Muppet filming hasn't been told about GDPR.
@owensmith46515 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13 Some are definitely working for Deliveroo
@krishollow5 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13Why are you lying?
@clivewiddall34305 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13if you believe that they don’t work then the moons made of cheese.
@JayHenry-b8p5 ай бұрын
I'm amazed you could say that facts aren't allowed on KZbin
@JayHenry-b8p5 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13< back home to fraggle rock.
@austingtir5 ай бұрын
Vote Nigel Farage/Reform folks!!!
@GreenLycan5 ай бұрын
That older security is a legend, on point and knows the rules, this makes you wonder how the other security got there SIA licences.
@d1user5 ай бұрын
How did he die?
@GreenLycan5 ай бұрын
@@d1userwhat?
@d1user5 ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan dosent someone have to be dead to be a legend?
@GreenLycan5 ай бұрын
@@d1userno, in England where this was filmed and to English people like me, in British slang, we say someone is a legend if they do something very helpful, very generous or very successfully.
@d1user5 ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan do u mean like how forigeners have come here and done the jobs the British don't do (helpful). And pay taxes so the British can get free benefits for doing nothing (generous) And have managed to buy nice houses and drive nice cars (successfull)
@daklakdigital36915 ай бұрын
SLOUGH - THE SEWERS OF BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
@roberthardy20135 ай бұрын
I regularly have to go through Chalvey…
@philldownes86855 ай бұрын
its now Berkshire... and is a sewer due to all the shit moved in..
@philldownes86855 ай бұрын
@@roberthardy2013 chalvey is soon to need passport checkpoints. pakistanni ,albanian, anything ending in stan , romainian, bangladeshi, and scum...
@ianbennett14915 ай бұрын
It is in the historic county of Buckinghamshire..@@philldownes8685
@killingjon5 ай бұрын
Buckinghamshire managed to relieve (geddit) itself of Slough. Thankfully!
@richardtheeighth44315 ай бұрын
Wearing a hi-vis clothing will lead to delusions of being a gangster.
@tourettes48935 ай бұрын
Not a single clue, not even an inkling of how things work, nor the laws of the land. Yet, it's his full-time job, to know.
@TheHovel5 ай бұрын
It's not his job to know the law. It's his job to observe and report. That's it.
@bucharestbiketraffic4 ай бұрын
Samir, you are breaking the law!
@petercopeland51655 ай бұрын
'Not Allowed' 'Not Allowed' is a double negative . Therefore a positive . recording is allowed.
@WillScarlet19915 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marklatimer73335 ай бұрын
That Security Guard has learnt nothing from this, if he got that close to me after a warning he'd be learning how difficult to stop a nose bleed.
@ryukscovidparticle98634 ай бұрын
u wouldnt do shit u keyboard warrior, how would u like it if some random donny was outside ur house filming ur premises, this bozo is just being a public nuisance filming restricted places cus weirdos like u seem to enjoying watching this.
@johngreen61915 ай бұрын
All Injuns or Agents, Next steps, councils and government,
@StacksSats5 ай бұрын
Jeets*
@andrewstratford47535 ай бұрын
Already started mate
@WuTangChopstick5 ай бұрын
Mayor of London is Indian. LMAO
@charliegirl30565 ай бұрын
@@WuTangChopstickPakistani
@Lemingtona-x5g5 ай бұрын
@@WuTangChopstick Sunak is Indian done trade deals with India to allow workers
@mrcat59925 ай бұрын
why the fuck do we need all these foreign security guards that dont care for our laws?
@JohnTustin-pe8lj5 ай бұрын
Well they don’t know our laws but they think they are just there to say this is not allowed if someone is filming
@Clint-kr8zm5 ай бұрын
All part of the invasion plan
@Clint-kr8zm5 ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@erik.35 ай бұрын
They are cheap workers
@jamesbennett92385 ай бұрын
Because english people are fat, lazy giro junkies.
@MrSponge88885 ай бұрын
Am I in my own country? Yes. Am I being told by some Indian bloke I’m not allowed to take pictures in my own country? Yes 😂
@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv5 ай бұрын
AB wasn't born in England 😂😂😂
@MrSponge88885 ай бұрын
@@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv I know it was a joke
@I.D-This5 ай бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 your in England now!!! No jokes allowed
@MrSponge88885 ай бұрын
@@I.D-This true, maybe I should hand myself in now before I’m dragged in
@I.D-This5 ай бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 pmsl
@LorrieLogan5 ай бұрын
AB got the double “ Not Allowed”. Too funny.
@bettingpete87755 ай бұрын
They come to this country but dont want to learn our laws
@gavinstephenson87715 ай бұрын
They want to bring their own laws, they’re a slow growing cancer to the UK….🇬🇧🤬🤬
@GampyBamblor5 ай бұрын
Nope here to take take take what was built for us by us, rivers of blood is how it ends
@bonenbeans5 ай бұрын
@@GampyBamblor yeah thats what nazis said too
@norflingtheconqueror4625 ай бұрын
@bonenbeans What..? You know, if you call everyone that disagrees with suppression of wages, lower living standards and ethnic displacement at the hands of a global plutocracy a "Nazi" well then don't be shocked that you bring that very thing about by your carelessness and disdain for the working and middle class of this country.
@TheHovel5 ай бұрын
Nobody wants to learn our laws, including the police. There are plenty of "not alloweds" to be had from the general public.
@pivi49735 ай бұрын
Not allowed, not allowed! 😂😂😂
@stephenhardwick41015 ай бұрын
This is like a 'carry on' film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@greigallan58455 ай бұрын
If there was a major incident on that site any report from the Security would be practically useless because of their lack of English. Hopefully the owners realise that.
@Jobriz845 ай бұрын
Already laughing in the first few seconds when AB tripped, its the way he said bloody hell....😂 Then Mr Bean with a moustache comment 😂😂 Love you AB. NOT ALLOWED ❤
@wealth28155 ай бұрын
AB should call immigration to sort out those guys!
@hikstrmusic5 ай бұрын
The security having a smoke was professional and nice
@octopusmagnificens5 ай бұрын
Those security people, the moment they start talking I start laughing and I am not even british!
@lolitapitpong38265 ай бұрын
You wouldn’t laugh if you had to live cheek by jowl amongst them
@DavidChenoweth-c8e5 ай бұрын
Australia here. We love the English. Our government has let so many Asians and Indians and Sudanese in over the past 5 10 20 years where we grew up and had open spaces have become full of houses and they just keep coming. Can’t keep up. How is it for you?
@frankcarew2395 ай бұрын
its what Aussies wanted and voted for, now have the weakest PM in history ready to hand the country over to the COVID developers.
@philipjones94585 ай бұрын
Did you see the rally in London on Saturday, lots of footage.
@ramalama96505 ай бұрын
It's a nightmare. They are everywhere!
@crrassh695 ай бұрын
You’re a dick racist keep your opinions in Australia.
@ront24245 ай бұрын
@@frankcarew239 we did not want it at all, foreign companies wanting cheap workers to undermine our way of life and living standards. Gina Rheinhardt wanted to pat $2 an hour remember. We are stuck with all of these sudanese and somalis because of the UN so the sooner we are out of that shit show the better. Now we are being overrun with South Asians and chinese so we dont stand a show with our pathetic governments of all colours.
@margaretcox64475 ай бұрын
I worked for a company as a telephonist. One day the boss came and said l had to do the wages, what I don't know how to do wages, he said you have to do it . Friday afternoon arrived and every member of staff was outside my door because I got everyone's wages wrong, it was a factory with overtime, cleaning up allowances etc . Moral of the story, train the staff BEFORE you set them to work.
@rempelvideos5 ай бұрын
That sounds like the utmost level of bullshit. Sorry you went thru that
@clivewiddall34305 ай бұрын
More overseas security that don’t have a clue!
@BennyboyTruth4 ай бұрын
Fair play to the older guy who actually knew the score and dealt with everything appropriately and professionally. AB should really offer his services as a producer of staff-training videos!
@michaelrogers74605 ай бұрын
Fair play to that bloke for knowing the law. We need more of him working with the public
@sumikamal88985 ай бұрын
Even his wife doesn't want him that close.
@aileencrosher5325 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@XmasTablet5 ай бұрын
Lol, ur harsh 😓😢 Don't worry, I have to wear a face mask when he kisses 👄me 😂🤣😅😆😊 I'm the wife btw 🤣😂😁😙😗😘😍😎
@eamonkelly99345 ай бұрын
I rarely laugh at these audits but the Mr Bean quip was priceless
@dawoodhussain29115 ай бұрын
I've just liked the video without even watching it because of the title 😂. Now I can't wait to watch it lmao
@user-vg6df2hi8n5 ай бұрын
These immigrant imports cost the country more than they contribute, take into account the cost of dentist, doctor, hospital plus anything else and when possible they send expendable income back home - add onto that any family members relying on the state.
@guinnog25 ай бұрын
Nope.
@WeAreTheTrueMedia5 ай бұрын
I remember when I used to go on holiday for better weather and to discover new cultures...... now I only need to look for weather.
@dennisbailey60675 ай бұрын
Hire one,you get the family for free.
@dodgem65215 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidknowler47195 ай бұрын
We have lost our country. Time to regain it !
@EarthEart2 ай бұрын
How?the government so are the police are zi.o.n.ists moved in like a tortois and flooded the world
@EarthEart2 ай бұрын
How, Mr Z is in charge
@adriandavis27965 ай бұрын
That Security guy at the end TOP MARKS for him as he was fully clued up.
@Catmad655 ай бұрын
Foreign security asking where are you from 😂😂😂😂 Should have asked him !
@EVOMAN145 ай бұрын
Old guy is rare as hens teeth these days. Knows what hes on about. Good job 👍🏼👌🏻💪👊🏻
@creekyknee5 ай бұрын
He was a breath of fresh air. And, he could speak English.
@anitaoxenham1815 ай бұрын
Honestly they havent got a clue.
@brimkathstampex23065 ай бұрын
So how and why are they given jobs - of any type?
@JohnMorten-px6my5 ай бұрын
@@brimkathstampex2306 jobs for the boys from Fishy Fishy - keeping it in the family !
@danieladams79195 ай бұрын
Diversity hiring@@brimkathstampex2306
@alanbaxter81005 ай бұрын
Never ANY Comment from a *Politician* as to how *Intensely Serious this Is* and who do we vote for *?*
@ritch80885 ай бұрын
Well done to the other security guard for setting them straight. Finally a security guard with common sense!
@annaf72285 ай бұрын
What a lovely security guard at the end!
@yantomanuel69195 ай бұрын
for a minute i thought i was watching an episode of goodness gracious me.
@125ZJK5 ай бұрын
lol , you're showing your age. I was thinking It Ain't Half Hot Mum 😊
@yantomanuel69195 ай бұрын
@@125ZJK 🤣
@newsbender5 ай бұрын
Absolute madness. I just don't have the words.
@philipjones94585 ай бұрын
I do but I can't write them here.
@TheBrawlBox5 ай бұрын
That's one helluva bong they got burning there.
@aamaliyahkhan15245 ай бұрын
The way Ab switches with different accents Instantaneously Amazing
@jakubs.59665 ай бұрын
Damn. You struck gold. So many ignorants in one place. That one older man saving the day. Thanks for that!
@darryl-ym2cr5 ай бұрын
Don't you just love these clowns. Makes for good video though. This place deserves a mass audit.
@augustomundombe8295 ай бұрын
VIVA Long live the INDISPUTABLE great AB
@A2Z1Two35 ай бұрын
The cooling towers are impressive close up.
@CHILLDOUTMAN5 ай бұрын
Vision's off a Scottish kiss came into my head how many times through this encounter.
@jonathanjackson25875 ай бұрын
The short "not allowed,not allowed" security guy,reminded me of the "Nick Nack"the little man with the bowler hat in the old James Bond movie "The Man With The Golden Gun" 😁
@SusanNoulton5 ай бұрын
Omg I can’t stop laughing, you are just the best. Once I start I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop, just had a chest infection and laughed so hard it hurts. More like these please. I think that strange little man liked you, the way he looked up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for giving us the best Audits ever. 💙💙
@davidholburn86985 ай бұрын
I'm in a n e been in for four weeks,it ain't funny,!
@SusanNoulton5 ай бұрын
@@davidholburn8698 I am so sorry, I hope you will be ok, no it is not funny, being ill, being on his page though cheers me up,get well soon ❤️
@anitaoxenham1815 ай бұрын
Wonder what the manager of that firm thinks of the security men
@krishollow5 ай бұрын
"They're so cheap and replaceable. DEI is great for saving money!"
@petetube135 ай бұрын
Nathan Sanders, Managing Director of SSE Distributed Energy. He might be interested in this video.
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr5 ай бұрын
That is why they are using external company instead training guards by themselves. The may don't care and get these problems off head.
@enoz.j35065 ай бұрын
He big indian cheif ,loves his family of thousands.
@Cruz0e5 ай бұрын
how do you have the patience, if it was me he'd be on the floor 2nd time he come by my face
@Sozzi9245 ай бұрын
Thanks, AB. Without your videos, I can’t eat my meal lol
@gojeta19825 ай бұрын
I've been binging your videos all weekend! You are doing the Lords work my friend. Keep it up and have a sub!
@JonGreeneUk5 ай бұрын
Another great video AB.. Thanks for these they all are great.
@Thorman68515 ай бұрын
This security company should get rid of the an in their name, think it would sum them up
@JohnMorten-px6my5 ай бұрын
👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrGintarasB5 ай бұрын
8:32 Go to the London ! 🙈😂😂 AB, You are in India ? 🙈😂
@mickmcguire45715 ай бұрын
That security guard at the end was a decent fella god help him working amongst those illiterate clowns
@jonathanjackson25875 ай бұрын
I've gotta say,i LOVED it when the shorter Security guy said,"it's not allowed,not allowed" its like he was making sure it was not allowed,putting a double lock on that chain 😂😂😂
@krishollow5 ай бұрын
Their country, their laws
@richardtheeighth44315 ай бұрын
The security guard reminds me of a miniature cartoon monkey sitting in a tree peeling bananas.