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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

Күн бұрын

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@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake 5 ай бұрын
AB will reach 300,000 soon with a thumbnail like that
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@svenpoletka5236
@svenpoletka5236 5 ай бұрын
Security always make is sexual like that, even tho not allow
@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake 5 ай бұрын
@@svenpoletka5236 that kiss tho , 😆
@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake 5 ай бұрын
@@CelebrityAccounts he is certainly up there in auditing , some of his responses when questioned such as “ what do you mean ?” And “ but I didn’t “ and the classic “ no no don’t call police “ as well as having the knack for keeping a conversation going on for ages , makes very entertaining viewing not to mention it’s a great social experiment .
@greenorangepeanut4886
@greenorangepeanut4886 5 ай бұрын
Not allowed Not allowed 😂
@rob1969in
@rob1969in 5 ай бұрын
The old British security guard was the only decent one ,the rest a total disgrace
@marklatimer7333
@marklatimer7333 5 ай бұрын
Yer but what happens when he retires? - it reverts to the uncivilised 'Wild West" again.
@James-k2c9k
@James-k2c9k 5 ай бұрын
They were all British.
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 5 ай бұрын
@@James-k2c9k no they are not. if you pu ta dog in astabel when ist pregnabnt it dont have foals it has pups... a snide british passport dont make you british....
@GampyBamblor
@GampyBamblor 5 ай бұрын
User they are NOT British you loon.....
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 5 ай бұрын
​@@philldownes8685 what does it mean to be British ?
@hymermobiler
@hymermobiler 5 ай бұрын
I see more people than me in the comments have noticed something about the only security guard that knew what they were talking about. Well done that man! AB, another great video
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 5 ай бұрын
So obvious and so true. But apparently its racist to point out the blatantly obvious.
@tony78uk48
@tony78uk48 5 ай бұрын
He was too close for my comfort and I'm just watching through the screen ...omg .
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne 5 ай бұрын
I could smell his stinky breath through my laptop he was that close....🤣
@bigscrounger
@bigscrounger 5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that guy that licked ABs camera one time .. sick 😢
@GaryCootes
@GaryCootes 5 ай бұрын
@@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne if he keeps coming within an arms length of me - that would cause me concern as he could easily reach out to hit you. Warn him once -if he does it again, then demonstrate with a push back - if he persists... thats a threat - and I'm sorry but it'll be time for Lights Out. He's had enough warnings.
@Rust·Spencer·Cohle
@Rust·Spencer·Cohle 5 ай бұрын
Not going lie. His whole face looks like a cartoon character.
@st1cz2
@st1cz2 5 ай бұрын
Never back away. It emboldens their stupidity
@athelstan2
@athelstan2 5 ай бұрын
The English security guard was spot on ,the others are totally inept ,unprofessional ,with absolutely no concept of the U.K. work environment,its laws,restrictions and freedoms ,it would also help if they understood the English language
@averyintelligence
@averyintelligence 5 ай бұрын
Makes no sense cos AB has hundreds of videos of English security and police doing the same thing. The fact u focus on nationality only when it's non English people is telling. Get over urself
@ziggysawdust5407
@ziggysawdust5407 5 ай бұрын
​@@averyintelligence🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@buttonup3522
@buttonup3522 5 ай бұрын
racist bigot it is disgusting seeing such evil mindsets in society. If you watch plenty of AB videos then you have some serious case of bias it is too dumb to comprehend
@ArmyJames
@ArmyJames 3 ай бұрын
Import the third world, become the third world.
@PINACI
@PINACI 5 ай бұрын
Titan security "how can I help" written on his hi-vis. The only thing he nearly helped was getting laid out on the floor !
@jacquelinewatt1241
@jacquelinewatt1241 5 ай бұрын
You should do a colab with AB 😊
@Crow_Friend
@Crow_Friend 5 ай бұрын
😆🤣😆
@Tomford-62
@Tomford-62 5 ай бұрын
They don’t even know English.How can they help? 🤦
@LooseRaptor4436
@LooseRaptor4436 5 ай бұрын
"Not Allowed" "Not Allowed"
@SirReginaldBlomfield1234
@SirReginaldBlomfield1234 5 ай бұрын
Like that character in Goodfellas..says everything twice.
@TheGlassman63
@TheGlassman63 5 ай бұрын
I dream of the day when security guards actually know what is allowed as opposed to just trotting out the phrase "Not Allowed " at every opportunity.
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 5 ай бұрын
I dream of a day when Security Guards speak ENGLISH. The British guy was the only one who understood AB, and was the only one who seemed able to communicate
@Bloodnok49
@Bloodnok49 5 ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Oh Goodness Gracious Me!
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 5 ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 🤣🤣🤣🤣rahm chai, rahm chai🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bloodnok49
@Bloodnok49 5 ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Where have we gone so horribly wrong? 🙄
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 5 ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 I see it as a natural development OF our Judaeo Christian Values themselves, where "Tolerance" and "Turning the Other Cheek", whilst inherently good AND helped develop OUR culture, nevertheless when taken MUCH too far, place us in danger of "tolerating the intolerable" which DESTROYS where toleration originates ? That almost "absolute freedom" which OUR values built so WELL, is very much "like blood running on the ground, WITHOUT the boundaries of our veins, or BODY, which only leads to certain death. We all need boundaries to have a good life." I believe that is true as Individuals, as a Nation AND is why we need the BOUNDARIES of BORDERS. Its like the west have been like little toddlers screaming for "I want, I want, I want" then when no one holds any boundaries, the kids end up eating nothing but chocolate and getting a bad case of the squits and getting very ill.🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 We need now to grow up as a culture, and BE adults who are NOT afraid to say "NO !" "Enough is ENOUGH !"
@lindalonergan7887
@lindalonergan7887 5 ай бұрын
Britain has become a sad country.
@dogvip7688
@dogvip7688 5 ай бұрын
@axehussain4412
@axehussain4412 5 ай бұрын
So has ur generation 😂
@frankcarew239
@frankcarew239 5 ай бұрын
Its what the brits want and voted for !!
@porkpie4594
@porkpie4594 5 ай бұрын
Why? Please explain.
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 5 ай бұрын
@@axehussain4412 On yer way Abdul.
@kennethskrable2722
@kennethskrable2722 5 ай бұрын
The owners placed security who can barely speak English and have no idea of their job and sent them out to the lions. Cowards
@carltonbanks5470
@carltonbanks5470 5 ай бұрын
Yall really need to stop this. This channel has at least 100 videos alone showing native ENGLISH speaking workers who behave just as badly if not worse.
@markaz08
@markaz08 5 ай бұрын
@markl6495 that's actually really funny, made me smile anyway. cheers.
@ArzHole
@ArzHole 5 ай бұрын
@@carltonbanks5470 Unfortunately the knuckle draggers only need to see someone with a slightly darker skin colour to get their blood boiling.
@Leepercomm
@Leepercomm 5 ай бұрын
Nice example of an uneducated agressive itiot security guard who has nothing better to harrass.
@bazsnell3178
@bazsnell3178 5 ай бұрын
I was going on holiday this summer to Pakistan but ABs video has saved me the trip.
@suedebrown8217
@suedebrown8217 5 ай бұрын
Mr bean with a moustache 😂😩😩😫😭😭🤣🤣
@novicefilms9368
@novicefilms9368 5 ай бұрын
You are a cold mf lmao
@BunyipToldMe
@BunyipToldMe 5 ай бұрын
Superb diversity! England is once again, leading the way.
@HEA-88
@HEA-88 5 ай бұрын
Yet the vast majority of tyrant cops on AB’s video’s have been “native” English. No mention of ethnicity on those vids. Don’t make it about race.
@edschultz9551
@edschultz9551 5 ай бұрын
Lefties make everything about race, why can't this guy?
@ibrstellar1080
@ibrstellar1080 5 ай бұрын
@@HEA-88 I think the worst Police officers have been non white but nearly all from the Met Police and yes there has been some disguting and unprofessional White officers.
@johnathandaviddunster38
@johnathandaviddunster38 5 ай бұрын
​@@HEA-88you can't argue with drunks,religious maniacs, BIGOTS or my wife...
@Curi0u50ne
@Curi0u50ne 5 ай бұрын
​@@HEA-88your part of the problem
@evi6199
@evi6199 5 ай бұрын
This guy looks like Mr Bean with a moustache 😂
@Hadrian-p7f
@Hadrian-p7f 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely hat's off to the Gentleman you spoke to by the wall , a clever man 👏👏👏
@Cliffagher
@Cliffagher 5 ай бұрын
The lovely older gentleman- right in for him - knows his stuff - great chap 👍
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 5 ай бұрын
What's with the Indian mafia 🤔 And where is the diversity of employment in that company 😮
@ade3628
@ade3628 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was a cricket ground and 20/20 was being played
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 5 ай бұрын
not indian, this is pakistanni / bangladeshi... and these are the brains of the outfit
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr 5 ай бұрын
@@philldownes8685 just wonder what law says about photos in their countries
@Skaterbun
@Skaterbun 5 ай бұрын
It’s Slough!
@Skaterbun
@Skaterbun 5 ай бұрын
@@WielkaStopa-qh1rrthey make it up as they go along there.
@5150show
@5150show 5 ай бұрын
The state of British security these days
@george-ev1dq
@george-ev1dq 5 ай бұрын
LOL, I spotted only one British security person.
@iainmcqueen7856
@iainmcqueen7856 5 ай бұрын
Was the video filmed in bombay? Or the punjab
@Patriarchy_69
@Patriarchy_69 5 ай бұрын
Lol Charlie veitch *Not Allowed* 😂
@Tomford-62
@Tomford-62 5 ай бұрын
The state of Britain in one video!
@Anticommunism99
@Anticommunism99 5 ай бұрын
Britain is dead Islam took over
@Mat-kr1nf
@Mat-kr1nf 5 ай бұрын
This place needs a mass audit!
@byteme9718
@byteme9718 5 ай бұрын
They'll probably get one now.
@jdubbleu1011
@jdubbleu1011 5 ай бұрын
1:48 “Nononobrothercomebackwawhatareyoudowhereyougoing” 😂
@notmanynamesleft
@notmanynamesleft 5 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@lolaloritta1388
@lolaloritta1388 4 ай бұрын
No report
@icantdenyreality3516
@icantdenyreality3516 2 ай бұрын
I loved that too 😂😂
@Ology3121
@Ology3121 5 ай бұрын
I think they started running as someone shouted 'The DWP are here'..😂😂😂😂
@Olly1987
@Olly1987 5 ай бұрын
This Country is fucked
@Paul-rp7uh
@Paul-rp7uh 5 ай бұрын
Check out lawfare Tommy Robinson? there's your answer..
@James-k2c9k
@James-k2c9k 5 ай бұрын
It's too late for that. We are past the point of no return.
@cptjam3107
@cptjam3107 5 ай бұрын
😂lovely jubbly welcome to new Delhi
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 5 ай бұрын
​@user-bs9gj7lq2x it's never to late we are the greatest nation on the earth
@lumo7461
@lumo7461 5 ай бұрын
Be even worse when labour get in!!!!
@thedad7313
@thedad7313 5 ай бұрын
I’m so culturally enriched by this. What great times we live in my friends………………..
@sagefields5847
@sagefields5847 5 ай бұрын
Have a burger and chips, put a flag up and vote Reform to forget all about it.
@williamjenkinson9213
@williamjenkinson9213 5 ай бұрын
​@@sagefields5847😂😂😂 Well said Bro.😂😂😂
@martingowland2280
@martingowland2280 5 ай бұрын
Welcome to England, the home of not allowed ..
@k1leon
@k1leon 5 ай бұрын
Britainistan
@jensun77wilson
@jensun77wilson 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Davy-yt8qg
@Davy-yt8qg 5 ай бұрын
​Makes me glad i live up in the North East of Scotland, none of this Britainistan shit.😊​@@k1leon
@ArmyJames
@ArmyJames 3 ай бұрын
@@Davy-yt8qg It’ll probably be coming up there soon also.
@Davy-yt8qg
@Davy-yt8qg 3 ай бұрын
@@ArmyJames there's no doubt about that Raynor has already said she's going to distribute the scum all over the GB. Our wonderful civilised area will never be the same.
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 5 ай бұрын
"Dear Security Guard, Thank you for doing our SIA course. Congratulations on passing like everyone else. You may be wondering why we didn't teach you any of the laws relevant to your work, for example those on self-defence, defence of others and of property, trespass and filming. We thought of doing this, but couldn't be bothered. Please consider studying and learning them yourself in order to do your work correctly and professionally, but if you can't be bothered either, don't worry - just carry on and make things up as you go along. Best wishes. The SIA." Brilliantly funny and fascinating as always AB - the English security guard was fantastic, I think he said they'd been abusive to him too didn't he? Thank you.
@Coss1965
@Coss1965 5 ай бұрын
That British security man should be commended for his attitude, he was very respectfull, god bless him..
@cheesegraham2387
@cheesegraham2387 5 ай бұрын
Ye and there are not many left 😂
@Jobriz84
@Jobriz84 5 ай бұрын
"Theft? Do you need some help?" look of disdain from the guy 😂
@hughjanus7311
@hughjanus7311 5 ай бұрын
3:26 Welcome to the first episode of Auditing India
@WillScarlet1991
@WillScarlet1991 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@Sun-Tzu--
@Sun-Tzu-- 5 ай бұрын
Bingo
@demonsoulcatcher
@demonsoulcatcher 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SpezialMCR
@SpezialMCR 5 ай бұрын
Tbf the British guards are none the better 😂
@Omar-kw5ui
@Omar-kw5ui 5 ай бұрын
If it bothers you, then you go work as a security guard. Don't sit on your a** all day and scrounge on benefits paid for by people actually paying their taxes, then complain that these people don't look like you.
@ashishdhakal9228
@ashishdhakal9228 5 ай бұрын
Best Auditor in the world Auditing Britain(England) and the Long Island audit(USA) ❤️❤️
@kathymurray1009
@kathymurray1009 5 ай бұрын
My faves too xxx
@JohnDoe-qr4xu
@JohnDoe-qr4xu 5 ай бұрын
Lackluster is very cool too.
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton 5 ай бұрын
Yes and mine, I could not stop laughing at that man looking up at AB.🤣🤣
@Smeeagain75
@Smeeagain75 5 ай бұрын
"" Nart Allard " Funny little yappychappy
@JohnTustin-pe8lj
@JohnTustin-pe8lj 5 ай бұрын
Actually DJE media is the best auditor in the world you need to check his channel
@Jim--Bob
@Jim--Bob 5 ай бұрын
There is a direct correlation between the security guards IQ and their £12 per hour wage.
@obisan666
@obisan666 5 ай бұрын
Or perhaps that's the only job they can get based on their qualifications. At least they are working and not sponging off the state.
@nononsense3528
@nononsense3528 5 ай бұрын
@@obisan666, but they are sponging off the state, maybe not directly. The government give them a National Insurance Number for the sole purpose of securing a loan off the Bank of England for future tax revenue, that’s why we, as a Nation are trillions in debt.
@obisan666
@obisan666 5 ай бұрын
@nononsense3528 perhaps in other areas some might but our biggest issue as a nation is low growth low skills market. Everyone complains about everything. Look at Singapore, Taiwan S. Korea etc... they study hard, hardly any anti social behaviour, global tech leaders etc and a lot ofntheir students come here to learn. There is a cultural problem to studying and excelling... heck labour want to tax private school kids says it all. The doom and gloom is not just uncontrollable immigration but everything that is rotting in the nation.
@nononsense3528
@nononsense3528 5 ай бұрын
@@obisan666 , to be honest, I’m not at all interested in what may be going on in Singapore, S.Korea or Taiwan, what concerns me is what is going on in the U.K. The amount of poorly educated, foreign security details that are placed at these businesses and sites is overkill, cctv are everywhere and should be enough to deter would be thieves and wrong doers but those cctv cameras do not generate tax revenue. It’s a massive scam by government, of which one of their priorities is to reduce the deficit which over the past decade or two has not reduced but increased exponentially. And don’t even get me started with bogus barber shops, nail bars, vape shops, American style candy stores. Those too are a massive scam and more than likely money laundering operations that the corrupt government refuses to look into because they generate hundreds of thousands, if not millions in income tax. As a Nation we are being mugged off left right and centre and it’s time for a clear out of Westminster asap. Rant over. 😉
@wad6216
@wad6216 5 ай бұрын
@@obisan666 BS the revenue they will collect off these type of workers is minuscule in tax, if any at all, factor in they will eventually bring in elderly relatives with loopholes and what not further down the field and they have on average more kids than UK indigenous people, educating their kids, health care, looking after relatives who they get over here, in work benefits and the counttry is well out of pocket especially short to medium term. The only way you could argue is that if every one of these type of no skills workers ended up becoming, doctors, nurses, dentists and supplying higher end skills and more higher salary taxed wages, then it could be worked out its contributing to a much needed sector of society that is needing filling and also the extra tax from a decent wage. This is not happening though and the books on this labour market is well out of balancing! The only ones benefitting are the big companies employing masses of this labour and driving working conditions down and pay and workers rights. Its setting this place back to the Victorian times, I have seen nothing with my own eyes and experiences to make me thing otherwise, I am regularly told by the mainstream media that its not the case though and I should believe something that is not to my own experience, I was also told this in COVID too that you should not believe what you see and experience!
@st1cz2
@st1cz2 5 ай бұрын
Immigrants need to learn the laws of the land Before getting jobs.
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 5 ай бұрын
How can they learn the law when they can't speak English.
@norflingtheconqueror462
@norflingtheconqueror462 5 ай бұрын
I think knowing the language before you move country would be a good start, but apparently that's too much to ask of people now.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel 5 ай бұрын
So do British citizens.
@guinnog2
@guinnog2 5 ай бұрын
Like the British did when they invaded India?
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 5 ай бұрын
@@guinnog2 If we learnt their language, how could be possibly expect them ever to learn English. What a ridiculous argument.
@Winsomelosesome777
@Winsomelosesome777 5 ай бұрын
I counted 21?! security 'not allowed's. Surely this is some kind of World Record for one video?! A truly incredible performance guys. 🏆🏆🏆
@DJ_Sycottic
@DJ_Sycottic 5 ай бұрын
Audit of the year contender?
@Winsomelosesome777
@Winsomelosesome777 5 ай бұрын
@@DJ_Sycottic definitely one of the funniest 😆
@andywalsh8176
@andywalsh8176 5 ай бұрын
Foreign security everywhere now and they haven't got a clue 😮
@TonyToning-ne7uq
@TonyToning-ne7uq 5 ай бұрын
its the only jobs these fools can do
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 5 ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@phillipbeach5899
@phillipbeach5899 5 ай бұрын
Send them back to the own country if they step out of line.
@jamesl5203
@jamesl5203 5 ай бұрын
These are powers that every citizen has​@@Clint-kr8zm
@RogueDarkAgent
@RogueDarkAgent 5 ай бұрын
Sounds great in theory but they'd have to have the intelligence and understanding of these rights to carry them out . Unfortunately I dont think they do as was proved here with little gangster not allowed 😂
@OvernightAngel
@OvernightAngel 5 ай бұрын
Indians bringing Indian laws, same same Sunak 😂
@Patriarchy_69
@Patriarchy_69 5 ай бұрын
Get your nation back, if not then will lose it forever. I am an Indian btw.
@JohnDoe-qr4xu
@JohnDoe-qr4xu 5 ай бұрын
It reminds me of "it ain't half hot mum" 😂
@StacksSats
@StacksSats 5 ай бұрын
looks like Canada as well lol
@Patriarchy_69
@Patriarchy_69 5 ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-qr4xuthat's a show I totally forgot about, but I remember the title of the show. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXytiJilfKqKndUsi=NVIw48jagHqv-8N_
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 5 ай бұрын
yeah, noticed that at @9:10 when he said "You're not important, that's why you are on the street !". Has brought his Delhi "caste" attitudes with him
@allthegearnoideaoverland
@allthegearnoideaoverland 5 ай бұрын
Titan Security. Where the English language is not a prerequisite.
@stevegray5709
@stevegray5709 5 ай бұрын
Well said the older gentleman at the end. You said it right. Your company needs to educate the Indian subcontinent imports.
@Trollslivesmatter14
@Trollslivesmatter14 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for visiting Slough AB.. So we don't have to.. 👍
@sbh344
@sbh344 5 ай бұрын
David Brent ?
@PhilJordan-y3m
@PhilJordan-y3m 5 ай бұрын
What on earth is between the ears of these staff, they think it’s North Korea
@lindalonergan7887
@lindalonergan7887 5 ай бұрын
That's the problem there's nothing between their ears,would you expect there to be with the hourly rate they're on.
@franobyrne2032
@franobyrne2032 5 ай бұрын
It's called cheap labour.
@innocent7percent
@innocent7percent 5 ай бұрын
More like Nth India.
@GoTellTheSpartans24
@GoTellTheSpartans24 5 ай бұрын
…….it is!
@marcmills3223
@marcmills3223 5 ай бұрын
What a disgusting little uneducated excuse of a man . Security 😂😂😂 as much use as a sunroof on a submarine 😂😂😂
@bournagin4439
@bournagin4439 5 ай бұрын
Last week a dinghy diver. This week a Security guard telling people what to do without knowing the law. That clueless security Muppet filming hasn't been told about GDPR.
@owensmith4651
@owensmith4651 5 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13 Some are definitely working for Deliveroo
@krishollow
@krishollow 5 ай бұрын
​@@karlxx13Why are you lying?
@clivewiddall3430
@clivewiddall3430 5 ай бұрын
@@karlxx13if you believe that they don’t work then the moons made of cheese.
@JayHenry-b8p
@JayHenry-b8p 5 ай бұрын
I'm amazed you could say that facts aren't allowed on KZbin
@JayHenry-b8p
@JayHenry-b8p 5 ай бұрын
​@@karlxx13< back home to fraggle rock.
@austingtir
@austingtir 5 ай бұрын
Vote Nigel Farage/Reform folks!!!
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan 5 ай бұрын
That older security is a legend, on point and knows the rules, this makes you wonder how the other security got there SIA licences.
@d1user
@d1user 5 ай бұрын
How did he die?
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan 5 ай бұрын
​@@d1userwhat?
@d1user
@d1user 5 ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan dosent someone have to be dead to be a legend?
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan 5 ай бұрын
​@@d1userno, in England where this was filmed and to English people like me, in British slang, we say someone is a legend if they do something very helpful, very generous or very successfully.
@d1user
@d1user 5 ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan do u mean like how forigeners have come here and done the jobs the British don't do (helpful). And pay taxes so the British can get free benefits for doing nothing (generous) And have managed to buy nice houses and drive nice cars (successfull)
@daklakdigital3691
@daklakdigital3691 5 ай бұрын
SLOUGH - THE SEWERS OF BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
@roberthardy2013
@roberthardy2013 5 ай бұрын
I regularly have to go through Chalvey…
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 5 ай бұрын
its now Berkshire... and is a sewer due to all the shit moved in..
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 5 ай бұрын
@@roberthardy2013 chalvey is soon to need passport checkpoints. pakistanni ,albanian, anything ending in stan , romainian, bangladeshi, and scum...
@ianbennett1491
@ianbennett1491 5 ай бұрын
It is in the historic county of Buckinghamshire..​@@philldownes8685
@killingjon
@killingjon 5 ай бұрын
Buckinghamshire managed to relieve (geddit) itself of Slough. Thankfully!
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 5 ай бұрын
Wearing a hi-vis clothing will lead to delusions of being a gangster.
@tourettes4893
@tourettes4893 5 ай бұрын
Not a single clue, not even an inkling of how things work, nor the laws of the land. Yet, it's his full-time job, to know.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel 5 ай бұрын
It's not his job to know the law. It's his job to observe and report. That's it.
@bucharestbiketraffic
@bucharestbiketraffic 4 ай бұрын
Samir, you are breaking the law!
@petercopeland5165
@petercopeland5165 5 ай бұрын
'Not Allowed' 'Not Allowed' is a double negative . Therefore a positive . recording is allowed.
@WillScarlet1991
@WillScarlet1991 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marklatimer7333
@marklatimer7333 5 ай бұрын
That Security Guard has learnt nothing from this, if he got that close to me after a warning he'd be learning how difficult to stop a nose bleed.
@ryukscovidparticle9863
@ryukscovidparticle9863 4 ай бұрын
u wouldnt do shit u keyboard warrior, how would u like it if some random donny was outside ur house filming ur premises, this bozo is just being a public nuisance filming restricted places cus weirdos like u seem to enjoying watching this.
@johngreen6191
@johngreen6191 5 ай бұрын
All Injuns or Agents, Next steps, councils and government,
@StacksSats
@StacksSats 5 ай бұрын
Jeets*
@andrewstratford4753
@andrewstratford4753 5 ай бұрын
Already started mate
@WuTangChopstick
@WuTangChopstick 5 ай бұрын
Mayor of London is Indian. LMAO
@charliegirl3056
@charliegirl3056 5 ай бұрын
​@@WuTangChopstickPakistani
@Lemingtona-x5g
@Lemingtona-x5g 5 ай бұрын
@@WuTangChopstick Sunak is Indian done trade deals with India to allow workers
@mrcat5992
@mrcat5992 5 ай бұрын
why the fuck do we need all these foreign security guards that dont care for our laws?
@JohnTustin-pe8lj
@JohnTustin-pe8lj 5 ай бұрын
Well they don’t know our laws but they think they are just there to say this is not allowed if someone is filming
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 5 ай бұрын
All part of the invasion plan
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm 5 ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@erik.3
@erik.3 5 ай бұрын
They are cheap workers
@jamesbennett9238
@jamesbennett9238 5 ай бұрын
Because english people are fat, lazy giro junkies.
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 5 ай бұрын
Am I in my own country? Yes. Am I being told by some Indian bloke I’m not allowed to take pictures in my own country? Yes 😂
@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv
@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv 5 ай бұрын
AB wasn't born in England 😂😂😂
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 5 ай бұрын
@@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv I know it was a joke
@I.D-This
@I.D-This 5 ай бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 your in England now!!! No jokes allowed
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 5 ай бұрын
@@I.D-This true, maybe I should hand myself in now before I’m dragged in
@I.D-This
@I.D-This 5 ай бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 pmsl
@LorrieLogan
@LorrieLogan 5 ай бұрын
AB got the double “ Not Allowed”. Too funny.
@bettingpete8775
@bettingpete8775 5 ай бұрын
They come to this country but dont want to learn our laws
@gavinstephenson8771
@gavinstephenson8771 5 ай бұрын
They want to bring their own laws, they’re a slow growing cancer to the UK….🇬🇧🤬🤬
@GampyBamblor
@GampyBamblor 5 ай бұрын
Nope here to take take take what was built for us by us, rivers of blood is how it ends
@bonenbeans
@bonenbeans 5 ай бұрын
@@GampyBamblor yeah thats what nazis said too
@norflingtheconqueror462
@norflingtheconqueror462 5 ай бұрын
​@bonenbeans What..? You know, if you call everyone that disagrees with suppression of wages, lower living standards and ethnic displacement at the hands of a global plutocracy a "Nazi" well then don't be shocked that you bring that very thing about by your carelessness and disdain for the working and middle class of this country.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel 5 ай бұрын
Nobody wants to learn our laws, including the police. There are plenty of "not alloweds" to be had from the general public.
@pivi4973
@pivi4973 5 ай бұрын
Not allowed, not allowed! 😂😂😂
@stephenhardwick4101
@stephenhardwick4101 5 ай бұрын
This is like a 'carry on' film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@greigallan5845
@greigallan5845 5 ай бұрын
If there was a major incident on that site any report from the Security would be practically useless because of their lack of English. Hopefully the owners realise that.
@Jobriz84
@Jobriz84 5 ай бұрын
Already laughing in the first few seconds when AB tripped, its the way he said bloody hell....😂 Then Mr Bean with a moustache comment 😂😂 Love you AB. NOT ALLOWED ❤
@wealth2815
@wealth2815 5 ай бұрын
AB should call immigration to sort out those guys!
@hikstrmusic
@hikstrmusic 5 ай бұрын
The security having a smoke was professional and nice
@octopusmagnificens
@octopusmagnificens 5 ай бұрын
Those security people, the moment they start talking I start laughing and I am not even british!
@lolitapitpong3826
@lolitapitpong3826 5 ай бұрын
You wouldn’t laugh if you had to live cheek by jowl amongst them
@DavidChenoweth-c8e
@DavidChenoweth-c8e 5 ай бұрын
Australia here. We love the English. Our government has let so many Asians and Indians and Sudanese in over the past 5 10 20 years where we grew up and had open spaces have become full of houses and they just keep coming. Can’t keep up. How is it for you?
@frankcarew239
@frankcarew239 5 ай бұрын
its what Aussies wanted and voted for, now have the weakest PM in history ready to hand the country over to the COVID developers.
@philipjones9458
@philipjones9458 5 ай бұрын
Did you see the rally in London on Saturday, lots of footage.
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 5 ай бұрын
It's a nightmare. They are everywhere!
@crrassh69
@crrassh69 5 ай бұрын
You’re a dick racist keep your opinions in Australia.
@ront2424
@ront2424 5 ай бұрын
@@frankcarew239 we did not want it at all, foreign companies wanting cheap workers to undermine our way of life and living standards. Gina Rheinhardt wanted to pat $2 an hour remember. We are stuck with all of these sudanese and somalis because of the UN so the sooner we are out of that shit show the better. Now we are being overrun with South Asians and chinese so we dont stand a show with our pathetic governments of all colours.
@margaretcox6447
@margaretcox6447 5 ай бұрын
I worked for a company as a telephonist. One day the boss came and said l had to do the wages, what I don't know how to do wages, he said you have to do it . Friday afternoon arrived and every member of staff was outside my door because I got everyone's wages wrong, it was a factory with overtime, cleaning up allowances etc . Moral of the story, train the staff BEFORE you set them to work.
@rempelvideos
@rempelvideos 5 ай бұрын
That sounds like the utmost level of bullshit. Sorry you went thru that
@clivewiddall3430
@clivewiddall3430 5 ай бұрын
More overseas security that don’t have a clue!
@BennyboyTruth
@BennyboyTruth 4 ай бұрын
Fair play to the older guy who actually knew the score and dealt with everything appropriately and professionally. AB should really offer his services as a producer of staff-training videos!
@michaelrogers7460
@michaelrogers7460 5 ай бұрын
Fair play to that bloke for knowing the law. We need more of him working with the public
@sumikamal8898
@sumikamal8898 5 ай бұрын
Even his wife doesn't want him that close.
@aileencrosher532
@aileencrosher532 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@XmasTablet
@XmasTablet 5 ай бұрын
Lol, ur harsh 😓😢 Don't worry, I have to wear a face mask when he kisses 👄me 😂🤣😅😆😊 I'm the wife btw 🤣😂😁😙😗😘😍😎
@eamonkelly9934
@eamonkelly9934 5 ай бұрын
I rarely laugh at these audits but the Mr Bean quip was priceless
@dawoodhussain2911
@dawoodhussain2911 5 ай бұрын
I've just liked the video without even watching it because of the title 😂. Now I can't wait to watch it lmao
@user-vg6df2hi8n
@user-vg6df2hi8n 5 ай бұрын
These immigrant imports cost the country more than they contribute, take into account the cost of dentist, doctor, hospital plus anything else and when possible they send expendable income back home - add onto that any family members relying on the state.
@guinnog2
@guinnog2 5 ай бұрын
Nope.
@WeAreTheTrueMedia
@WeAreTheTrueMedia 5 ай бұрын
I remember when I used to go on holiday for better weather and to discover new cultures...... now I only need to look for weather.
@dennisbailey6067
@dennisbailey6067 5 ай бұрын
Hire one,you get the family for free.
@dodgem6521
@dodgem6521 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidknowler4719
@davidknowler4719 5 ай бұрын
We have lost our country. Time to regain it !
@EarthEart
@EarthEart 2 ай бұрын
How?the government so are the police are zi.o.n.ists moved in like a tortois and flooded the world
@EarthEart
@EarthEart 2 ай бұрын
How, Mr Z is in charge
@adriandavis2796
@adriandavis2796 5 ай бұрын
That Security guy at the end TOP MARKS for him as he was fully clued up.
@Catmad65
@Catmad65 5 ай бұрын
Foreign security asking where are you from 😂😂😂😂 Should have asked him !
@EVOMAN14
@EVOMAN14 5 ай бұрын
Old guy is rare as hens teeth these days. Knows what hes on about. Good job 👍🏼👌🏻💪👊🏻
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 5 ай бұрын
He was a breath of fresh air. And, he could speak English.
@anitaoxenham181
@anitaoxenham181 5 ай бұрын
Honestly they havent got a clue.
@brimkathstampex2306
@brimkathstampex2306 5 ай бұрын
So how and why are they given jobs - of any type?
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my 5 ай бұрын
@@brimkathstampex2306 jobs for the boys from Fishy Fishy - keeping it in the family !
@danieladams7919
@danieladams7919 5 ай бұрын
Diversity hiring​@@brimkathstampex2306
@alanbaxter8100
@alanbaxter8100 5 ай бұрын
Never ANY Comment from a *Politician* as to how *Intensely Serious this Is* and who do we vote for *?*
@ritch8088
@ritch8088 5 ай бұрын
Well done to the other security guard for setting them straight. Finally a security guard with common sense!
@annaf7228
@annaf7228 5 ай бұрын
What a lovely security guard at the end!
@yantomanuel6919
@yantomanuel6919 5 ай бұрын
for a minute i thought i was watching an episode of goodness gracious me.
@125ZJK
@125ZJK 5 ай бұрын
lol , you're showing your age. I was thinking It Ain't Half Hot Mum 😊
@yantomanuel6919
@yantomanuel6919 5 ай бұрын
@@125ZJK 🤣
@newsbender
@newsbender 5 ай бұрын
Absolute madness. I just don't have the words.
@philipjones9458
@philipjones9458 5 ай бұрын
I do but I can't write them here.
@TheBrawlBox
@TheBrawlBox 5 ай бұрын
That's one helluva bong they got burning there.
@aamaliyahkhan1524
@aamaliyahkhan1524 5 ай бұрын
The way Ab switches with different accents Instantaneously Amazing
@jakubs.5966
@jakubs.5966 5 ай бұрын
Damn. You struck gold. So many ignorants in one place. That one older man saving the day. Thanks for that!
@darryl-ym2cr
@darryl-ym2cr 5 ай бұрын
Don't you just love these clowns. Makes for good video though. This place deserves a mass audit.
@augustomundombe829
@augustomundombe829 5 ай бұрын
VIVA Long live the INDISPUTABLE great AB
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 5 ай бұрын
The cooling towers are impressive close up.
@CHILLDOUTMAN
@CHILLDOUTMAN 5 ай бұрын
Vision's off a Scottish kiss came into my head how many times through this encounter.
@jonathanjackson2587
@jonathanjackson2587 5 ай бұрын
The short "not allowed,not allowed" security guy,reminded me of the "Nick Nack"the little man with the bowler hat in the old James Bond movie "The Man With The Golden Gun" 😁
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton 5 ай бұрын
Omg I can’t stop laughing, you are just the best. Once I start I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop, just had a chest infection and laughed so hard it hurts. More like these please. I think that strange little man liked you, the way he looked up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for giving us the best Audits ever. 💙💙
@davidholburn8698
@davidholburn8698 5 ай бұрын
I'm in a n e been in for four weeks,it ain't funny,!
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton 5 ай бұрын
@@davidholburn8698 I am so sorry, I hope you will be ok, no it is not funny, being ill, being on his page though cheers me up,get well soon ❤️
@anitaoxenham181
@anitaoxenham181 5 ай бұрын
Wonder what the manager of that firm thinks of the security men
@krishollow
@krishollow 5 ай бұрын
"They're so cheap and replaceable. DEI is great for saving money!"
@petetube13
@petetube13 5 ай бұрын
Nathan Sanders, Managing Director of SSE Distributed Energy. He might be interested in this video.
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr 5 ай бұрын
That is why they are using external company instead training guards by themselves. The may don't care and get these problems off head.
@enoz.j3506
@enoz.j3506 5 ай бұрын
He big indian cheif ,loves his family of thousands.
@Cruz0e
@Cruz0e 5 ай бұрын
how do you have the patience, if it was me he'd be on the floor 2nd time he come by my face
@Sozzi924
@Sozzi924 5 ай бұрын
Thanks, AB. Without your videos, I can’t eat my meal lol
@gojeta1982
@gojeta1982 5 ай бұрын
I've been binging your videos all weekend! You are doing the Lords work my friend. Keep it up and have a sub!
@JonGreeneUk
@JonGreeneUk 5 ай бұрын
Another great video AB.. Thanks for these they all are great.
@Thorman6851
@Thorman6851 5 ай бұрын
This security company should get rid of the an in their name, think it would sum them up
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my 5 ай бұрын
👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrGintarasB
@MrGintarasB 5 ай бұрын
8:32 Go to the London ! 🙈😂😂 AB, You are in India ? 🙈😂
@mickmcguire4571
@mickmcguire4571 5 ай бұрын
That security guard at the end was a decent fella god help him working amongst those illiterate clowns
@jonathanjackson2587
@jonathanjackson2587 5 ай бұрын
I've gotta say,i LOVED it when the shorter Security guy said,"it's not allowed,not allowed" its like he was making sure it was not allowed,putting a double lock on that chain 😂😂😂
@krishollow
@krishollow 5 ай бұрын
Their country, their laws
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 5 ай бұрын
The security guard reminds me of a miniature cartoon monkey sitting in a tree peeling bananas.
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