34k troops in Omaha beach was actually crazy though
@thediaz072 ай бұрын
Insane
@seraph37612 ай бұрын
“You only have 2 speeds: boring as shit or wasted” 💀 That’s a major roast
@SuperHuntster2 ай бұрын
“You’re paint by numbers hes GOD DAMN PICASSO!”
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
God tier improv by Vanessa
@nickmajora2 ай бұрын
@@johnliamandmitch Wow that's good improv.
@MenaceTheRed16 күн бұрын
Knowing that was improvised, how did you not break? I'd have lost it.
@towellight94002 ай бұрын
Subway sandwich guy dumping a google engineer. The balls.
@gdeamonlord2 ай бұрын
It's not about the balls, it's about the self-respect, like who tf would date a Google engineer who makes figures and can afford holidays to Greece while you can barely buy your gf an ice-cream. Have some dignity and leave with your head up while you still can.
@f0rtuna-xy2 ай бұрын
@@gdeamonlord i hope thats not your personal out look in life. pls value yourself more than just a fleshbag making money. im not saying having a low income is okay because its not, i know too that it sucks, but rather i hope you dont value men as just how large their bank account/assets are
@masktuxedo772 ай бұрын
He was very correct though. He deserves to be with someone who makes he feel happy. And she is not, no matter how awesome she seems to be. For that matter, she deserves someone who appreciates her for who she is also. I just don't understand why neither of them can end it amicably. What a shame on both of them. If it were me I wouldn't bother to talk about who is at fall at all - what's the point of neither side wants to fix it anyway?
@miguelgarzon80612 ай бұрын
@@gdeamonlordInsecure when a woman earns more than you? Lmao, smol pp reeking misogyny.
@otarisuxiashvili222 ай бұрын
woman shouldnt work anyway repent and become catholic or u ll go to hell vaticancatholic yt
@StarClay6662 ай бұрын
The moment with "...or wasted" as he grabs the glass to take a sip but then changes his mind is hilarious.
@GgByAngel2 ай бұрын
I never knew Deadpool was a Subway sandwich artist!
@OurKindofEntertainment2 ай бұрын
A $15 Dunkin gift card > dating a woman who makes 6-figures I know it sounds crazy, but this is the prime example of how being single with a little can make you WAY happier than having a lot in a relationship with the wrong person.
@I3urton2 ай бұрын
Yeah, this breakup looks insane on first glance - why'd anyone give this up? But then you realize they're simply incompatible. He's not happy. Deep down, she isn't either. Feeling that way in a partnership is miserable
@OurKindofEntertainment2 ай бұрын
@@I3urton all facts!!!
@jebremocampo91942 ай бұрын
This made me appreciate my fiancé more...dang, I need to make a quick call
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
Appreciate who you got my friend. Life is too short.
@alexcrawford53502 ай бұрын
1:56 Hah, him talking and her perfectly repeating him as he was speaking, then his lost, looking-upward reaction!
@jacobboaden22132 ай бұрын
I thought it was Olivia Cooke for a second 🤣
@alexfilma162 ай бұрын
Same.
@bakerman102 ай бұрын
Except with monster cans.
@michaelotis2232 ай бұрын
That part lmao
@threepoint52 ай бұрын
Dude's suffering from success actually.
@danmkngАй бұрын
Dang, dude is such a talented actor, kinda fascinating to just look at all the perfectly well executed and timed gestures, expressions, voice tones and such. Great camera work too and performance on the lady aswell, props, you guys do pretty impressive good quality skits ngl.
@johnliamandmitchАй бұрын
Hey thanks so much! That means a lot. I really appreciate it. We're hyped to have people enjoying our projects and are excited for you all to see all the stuff we have coming up in the future.
@Mutantcy19922 күн бұрын
@@johnliamandmitch Last few moments were absolute gold
@cortaisfashion51062 ай бұрын
These are getting really good
@WontTrout2 ай бұрын
The gift card birthday gift 😂😭
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
Hey thanks for watching to the end my friend
@jlamppost2 ай бұрын
At least he got the Dunkin' gift card, I consider this exchange a win in my book!
@user-ky6yr4tu3w2 ай бұрын
Wholesome Dunkin’ donuts ending
@eclecticx2 ай бұрын
Another awesome skit. Thank you!
@JoyaLewisTheMusicianАй бұрын
this was so good!
@pseudo_goose2 ай бұрын
watching this while eating Jersey Mike's
@barfo2812 ай бұрын
...with Jeremy's mayo on it....
@alibushell67622 ай бұрын
"I am a zero!" Those eyes though Mitch...
@temwananinkana34192 ай бұрын
This guy is constantly trying to breakup with women 😂😂😂😂
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
Highly unrealistic I know
@temwananinkana34192 ай бұрын
@@johnliamandmitch thats what makes it work 😂😂😂😂
@RamblinRick_2 ай бұрын
34k troops in one day? WOW! I did not know that. THANKS. An educational comedy video
@soundslikeknee2 ай бұрын
They need a wide from ending of the classic college story. But excellent work 🎉🎉🎉
@kartikyadav33442 ай бұрын
It's none of you, it's me...
@bakerman102 ай бұрын
I couldn't take my eyes off those things
@michaelotis2232 ай бұрын
The casting director and wardrobe crew knew exactly what they were doing lol
@adventuritis2 ай бұрын
hallmark girl is smokin
@usernotfound74812 ай бұрын
God damn, those are some bonkers
@NooB_MAK2 ай бұрын
I'd stop at 6 figures... and you know, let her figure the rest
@Frostbite19362 ай бұрын
Alison after she left the Red Keep
@Pickledsundae2 ай бұрын
I needed a win 🍩✅
@Fred2-1232 ай бұрын
OMG, that was super funny. I peed my pants a little.
@redencarnacion2 ай бұрын
This was just a Dunkin ad all along. Suck on that, Subway!
@aarondartmonkey2 ай бұрын
it's not you it' me
@BigDawgCAM2 ай бұрын
I’ve been staying it wrong this whole time!
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
good catch
@aarondartmonkey2 ай бұрын
@@johnliamandmitch anything for my pookies 👍
@jurgbalt2 ай бұрын
sometimes you lose, but sometimes get a big win at the end
@OurKindofEntertainment2 ай бұрын
The fact that MY name is Jeremy makes me love this video so much! I also so redheads so there's that little Easter Egg too 🤣
@ManosGryparis2 ай бұрын
Thank you for visiting Greece! (somebody had to write this).
@HailingfromcorkАй бұрын
This is more emotional, than it has right to be...
@Mutantcy19922 күн бұрын
Stop abusing commas
@Hailingfromcork2 күн бұрын
@@Mutantcy1992 Ne,ver
@gageswearingen70382 ай бұрын
The worst thing she can say is “that goes without saying”
@WorldPeace212 ай бұрын
Paint by numbers is actually pretty fun.
@gageswearingen70382 ай бұрын
Time for the premium gym membership
@KenpachiDar2 ай бұрын
She's good. Ah, the ol' eye in the camera
@mainstarter33802 ай бұрын
She’s actually the lame one for sticking around, you do you mate.
@mtranchi2 ай бұрын
i'm pretty unhygienic...
@georgebourlos14302 ай бұрын
Omaha beach... !!! hahaha
@crownlessking66282 ай бұрын
QUEEN ALISYON HIGHTOWER !?
@dariusreedo2 ай бұрын
At least she realized her flaws, dating losers 🤷
@seraph3761Ай бұрын
So like, 90% of the male population? 🤣
@dariusreedoАй бұрын
@@seraph3761 yes more like 95%
@qaradigm2 ай бұрын
The saddest part was it was a dunkin card and not a tim ho's card
@314469630482 ай бұрын
Yeah we re talking fictional world if you didn't figure it out.
@healthymealthy7752 ай бұрын
It is usually the other way. Lady has deadend him and breaks up with guy making 6 figures
@seraph3761Ай бұрын
Men tend to deaden women first because all he knows is money. At least he has a solid relationship with money
@healthymealthy775Ай бұрын
@@seraph3761 I've just never seen it
@williamwaugh62 ай бұрын
The gift card was rough...
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
Always is
@TheMemeMachineMatt2 ай бұрын
Why did this skit feel personal?
@kevbrien51552 ай бұрын
dont dress your own age and are boring or wasted - thats me
@rodrigohurtado93332 ай бұрын
What's wrong with boring as shit or wasted?
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
It’s not an easy sell
@mudkatt20032 ай бұрын
just noticed that dude has heterochromia (two different colored eyes)
@gabrieliacoboni69512 ай бұрын
Yah. I wouldn't date her either.
@ИванБорисюк-п7э2 ай бұрын
My man, let's be honest, she wouldn't date YOU (: It's not her, it's you :D
@justuschrystall40062 ай бұрын
@@ИванБорисюк-п7э Let's be honest, no one likes a partner that loathes them. It doesn't matter if you want to simp for women you find attractive, if she has a bad attitude every normal person would not want to go near her.
@michaelanthony47502 ай бұрын
I guess I have to ask why he would break up with her and then not be able to come up with a reason why? I get you're playing on the trope of "It's not you, it's me." but it it doesn't make sense.
@Apostate19702 ай бұрын
He knows she doesn't respect him but he didn't want to admit that to himself because he fundamentally agrees with her evaluation: he doesn't respect himself either, but it's too hurtful to admit, or even to allow it to rise to the level of a conscious thought.
@BozalliCopter23 күн бұрын
"they saved a continent - single-handedly" - wow. Someone cancel this man please. Disgraceful interpretation! No wonder his girlfriend co-split-up with him. Glad he got his giftcard back though.
@Zirks2 ай бұрын
I have a question for you guys. Why do you not upload all the videos on one channel instead of splitting it between 2 channels. Love both of your videos they are great stuff
@johnliamandmitch2 ай бұрын
Yeah great question, we’re just two different channels. I know that’s boring, but All of us are friends and started KZbin at the same time and just want to help each other grow!
@mikemoore722 ай бұрын
what is the other channel?
@Zirks2 ай бұрын
@@mikemoore72 Mikey and Wyatt
@radfoo722 ай бұрын
so so
@worfsonofmogh11542 ай бұрын
Given the fact she works for one of the top 10 most evil companies on Earth, she's a zero (in this sketch). Vanessa herself is like a 7.5.
@314469630482 ай бұрын
Shes with a sandwich guy. How many passed on her that she's with a sandwich guy? Body count might be off the charts. And of course I'm talking about the skit character, not the actress.
@ИванБорисюк-п7э2 ай бұрын
The character's body count is zero. She's a non-existent fictional character. How could she possibly have a high body count if any?
@bootloot1752 ай бұрын
its not me its you ahh woman
@codyminton25952 ай бұрын
What’s her @ so I can block her on here. I just need it to strictly block her…..