It's not you it's me.

[@ankitchauhancr7]

34k troops in Omaha beach was actually crazy though

[@thediaz07]

Insane

[@seraph3761]

“You only have 2 speeds: boring as shit or wasted” 💀 That’s a major roast

[@SuperHuntster]

“You’re paint by numbers hes GOD DAMN PICASSO!”

[@johnliamandmitch]

God tier improv by Vanessa

[@nickmajora]

@@johnliamandmitch Wow that's good improv.

[@MenaceTheRed]

Knowing that was improvised, how did you not break? I'd have lost it.

[@towellight9400]

Subway sandwich guy dumping a google engineer. The balls.

[@gdeamonlord]

It's not about the balls, it's about the self-respect, like who tf would date a Google engineer who makes figures and can afford holidays to Greece while you can barely buy your gf an ice-cream. Have some dignity and leave with your head up while you still can.

[@f0rtuna-xy]

@@gdeamonlord i hope thats not your personal out look in life. pls value yourself more than just a fleshbag making money. im not saying having a low income is okay because its not, i know too that it sucks, but rather i hope you dont value men as just how large their bank account/assets are

[@masktuxedo77]

He was very correct though. He deserves to be with someone who makes he feel happy. And she is not, no matter how awesome she seems to be. For that matter, she deserves someone who appreciates her for who she is also. I just don't understand why neither of them can end it amicably. What a shame on both of them. If it were me I wouldn't bother to talk about who is at fall at all - what's the point of neither side wants to fix it anyway?

[@miguelgarzon8061]

​@@gdeamonlordInsecure when a woman earns more than you? Lmao, smol pp reeking misogyny.

[@otarisuxiashvili22]

woman shouldnt work anyway repent and become catholic or u ll go to hell vaticancatholic yt

[@StarClay666]

The moment with "...or wasted" as he grabs the glass to take a sip but then changes his mind is hilarious.

[@GgByAngel]

I never knew Deadpool was a Subway sandwich artist!

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

A $15 Dunkin gift card > dating a woman who makes 6-figures I know it sounds crazy, but this is the prime example of how being single with a little can make you WAY happier than having a lot in a relationship with the wrong person.

[@I3urton]

Yeah, this breakup looks insane on first glance - why'd anyone give this up? But then you realize they're simply incompatible. He's not happy. Deep down, she isn't either. Feeling that way in a partnership is miserable

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@@I3urton all facts!!!

[@jebremocampo9194]

This made me appreciate my fiancé more...dang, I need to make a quick call

[@johnliamandmitch]

Appreciate who you got my friend. Life is too short.

[@alexcrawford5350]

1:56 Hah, him talking and her perfectly repeating him as he was speaking, then his lost, looking-upward reaction!

[@jacobboaden2213]

I thought it was Olivia Cooke for a second 🤣

[@alexfilma16]

Same.

[@bakerman10]

Except with monster cans.

[@michaelotis223]

That part lmao

[@threepoint5]

Dude's suffering from success actually.

[@danmkng]

Dang, dude is such a talented actor, kinda fascinating to just look at all the perfectly well executed and timed gestures, expressions, voice tones and such. Great camera work too and performance on the lady aswell, props, you guys do pretty impressive good quality skits ngl.

[@johnliamandmitch]

Hey thanks so much! That means a lot. I really appreciate it. We're hyped to have people enjoying our projects and are excited for you all to see all the stuff we have coming up in the future.

[@Mutantcy1992]

@@johnliamandmitch Last few moments were absolute gold

[@cortaisfashion5106]

These are getting really good

[@WontTrout]

The gift card birthday gift 😂😭

[@johnliamandmitch]

Hey thanks for watching to the end my friend

[@jlamppost]

At least he got the Dunkin' gift card, I consider this exchange a win in my book!

[@user-ky6yr4tu3w]

Wholesome Dunkin’ donuts ending

[@eclecticx]

Another awesome skit. Thank you!

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

this was so good!

[@pseudo_goose]

watching this while eating Jersey Mike's

[@barfo281]

...with Jeremy's mayo on it....

[@alibushell6762]

"I am a zero!" Those eyes though Mitch...

[@temwananinkana3419]

This guy is constantly trying to breakup with women 😂😂😂😂

[@johnliamandmitch]

Highly unrealistic I know

[@temwananinkana3419]

@@johnliamandmitch thats what makes it work 😂😂😂😂

[@RamblinRick_]

34k troops in one day? WOW! I did not know that. THANKS. An educational comedy video

[@soundslikeknee]

They need a wide from ending of the classic college story. But excellent work 🎉🎉🎉

[@kartikyadav3344]

It's none of you, it's me...

[@bakerman10]

I couldn't take my eyes off those things

[@michaelotis223]

The casting director and wardrobe crew knew exactly what they were doing lol

[@adventuritis]

hallmark girl is smokin

[@usernotfound7481]

God damn, those are some bonkers

[@NooB_MAK]

I'd stop at 6 figures... and you know, let her figure the rest

[@Frostbite1936]

Alison after she left the Red Keep

[@Pickledsundae]

I needed a win 🍩✅

[@Fred2-123]

OMG, that was super funny. I peed my pants a little.

[@redencarnacion]

This was just a Dunkin ad all along. Suck on that, Subway!

[@aarondartmonkey]

it's not you it' me

[@BigDawgCAM]

I’ve been staying it wrong this whole time!

[@johnliamandmitch]

good catch

[@aarondartmonkey]

@@johnliamandmitch anything for my pookies 👍

[@jurgbalt]

sometimes you lose, but sometimes get a big win at the end

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

The fact that MY name is Jeremy makes me love this video so much! I also so redheads so there's that little Easter Egg too 🤣

[@ManosGryparis]

Thank you for visiting Greece! (somebody had to write this).

[@Hailingfromcork]

This is more emotional, than it has right to be...

[@Mutantcy1992]

Stop abusing commas

[@Hailingfromcork]

@@Mutantcy1992 Ne,ver

[@gageswearingen7038]

The worst thing she can say is “that goes without saying”

[@WorldPeace21]

Paint by numbers is actually pretty fun.

[@gageswearingen7038]

Time for the premium gym membership

[@KenpachiDar]

She's good. Ah, the ol' eye in the camera

[@mainstarter3380]

She’s actually the lame one for sticking around, you do you mate.

[@mtranchi]

i'm pretty unhygienic...

[@georgebourlos1430]

Omaha beach... !!! hahaha

[@crownlessking6628]

QUEEN ALISYON HIGHTOWER !?

[@dariusreedo]

At least she realized her flaws, dating losers 🤷

[@seraph3761]

So like, 90% of the male population? 🤣

[@dariusreedo]

@@seraph3761 yes more like 95%

[@qaradigm]

The saddest part was it was a dunkin card and not a tim ho's card

[@31446963048]

Yeah we re talking fictional world if you didn't figure it out.

[@healthymealthy775]

It is usually the other way. Lady has deadend him and breaks up with guy making 6 figures

[@seraph3761]

Men tend to deaden women first because all he knows is money. At least he has a solid relationship with money

[@healthymealthy775]

@@seraph3761 I've just never seen it

[@williamwaugh6]

The gift card was rough...

[@johnliamandmitch]

Always is

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

Why did this skit feel personal?

[@kevbrien5155]

dont dress your own age and are boring or wasted - thats me

[@rodrigohurtado9333]

What's wrong with boring as shit or wasted?

[@johnliamandmitch]

It’s not an easy sell

[@mudkatt2003]

just noticed that dude has heterochromia (two different colored eyes)

[@gabrieliacoboni6951]

Yah. I wouldn't date her either.

[@ИванБорисюк-п7э]

My man, let's be honest, she wouldn't date YOU (: It's not her, it's you :D

[@justuschrystall4006]

​@@ИванБорисюк-п7э Let's be honest, no one likes a partner that loathes them. It doesn't matter if you want to simp for women you find attractive, if she has a bad attitude every normal person would not want to go near her.

[@michaelanthony4750]

I guess I have to ask why he would break up with her and then not be able to come up with a reason why? I get you're playing on the trope of "It's not you, it's me." but it it doesn't make sense.

[@Apostate1970]

He knows she doesn't respect him but he didn't want to admit that to himself because he fundamentally agrees with her evaluation: he doesn't respect himself either, but it's too hurtful to admit, or even to allow it to rise to the level of a conscious thought.

[@BozalliCopter]

"they saved a continent - single-handedly" - wow. Someone cancel this man please. Disgraceful interpretation! No wonder his girlfriend co-split-up with him. Glad he got his giftcard back though.

[@Zirks]

I have a question for you guys. Why do you not upload all the videos on one channel instead of splitting it between 2 channels. Love both of your videos they are great stuff

[@johnliamandmitch]

Yeah great question, we’re just two different channels. I know that’s boring, but All of us are friends and started KZbin at the same time and just want to help each other grow!

[@mikemoore72]

what is the other channel?

[@Zirks]

@@mikemoore72 Mikey and Wyatt

[@radfoo72]

so so

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Given the fact she works for one of the top 10 most evil companies on Earth, she's a zero (in this sketch). Vanessa herself is like a 7.5.

[@31446963048]

Shes with a sandwich guy. How many passed on her that she's with a sandwich guy? Body count might be off the charts. And of course I'm talking about the skit character, not the actress.

[@ИванБорисюк-п7э]

The character's body count is zero. She's a non-existent fictional character. How could she possibly have a high body count if any?

[@bootloot175]

its not me its you ahh woman

[@codyminton2595]

What’s her @ so I can block her on here. I just need it to strictly block her…..

[@seraph3761]

😂