It's Time To Take A Sh*t On the Company's Dime - Obscurest Vinyl - Reaction

[@nordnow]

"Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe, best 45 minutes of my fucking life" is such a banger line

[@JitteryJay]

😂RIGHT!?!? 😂

[@_Jak_Hollow_]

Pissing on someone after they slipped and fell on your piss is a real power move fr

[@FaceEatingOwl]

One of my favourite songs ever. Gets a laugh every time. Cheers, Jay.

[@TwinRiver100]

3:50 (the jumbled part) i found a video that wrote down the lyrics. for that part I think it was saying "I called and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump. So I pissed on him in self defense..."

[@JitteryJay]

OMG! LOL!!

[@Gyrbae]

I dare say, the most relatable song ever made.

[@javis88h]

"My boss was trying to start a holy war"

[@Djfreddiettm]

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THIS!!

[@SeanWinters]

Install a glory hole

[@walterlaux1207]

The lyric video has this line as "My boss was trying to install a glory hole..."

[@javis88h]

@@walterlaux1207 ooooh

[@BearArmyCadet27951]

"My boss was trying to install a glory hole"

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

I played this at full volume on my phone in a full house in the company shitter the other day at work.

[@JitteryJay]

OMG Too funny!

[@solidsnake2085]

The new Mayor Breslin came out today with the best Flute solo I've ever heard. Also, he said his boss was trying to "Install a Glory Hole while I was trying to take a dump"

[@JitteryJay]

Nice!

[@Kainlarsen]

Cool!

[@dmatech]

Yeah it's hard to hear that part.

[@roughseas3455]

@@dmatech I had to look up the lyrics too.

[@Krain420]

This is my the ringtone I have for my boss and he has it for his boss too. 🤣

[@JitteryJay]

🤣

[@ChrisMathers3501]

I just got my job back at Amazon. I know what I'M going to be playing at full blast when I gotta knock out a dookie.

[@SeemsLogical]

Dude, you gotta leave Amazon behind. They are awful to their workers. Look for something better and leave Amazon before they cut you loose at their own benefit.

[@ChrisMathers3501]

@@SeemsLogical I know. And I know where I want to go, too. Only problem is it's so far away I'll need to get a place there and I ain't got that kind of money just yet.

[@scotcarr3390]

Not only is this funny & relatable (haven’t we all taken a dump on company time?…😝), but it’s a BANGER to listen to! I do wish I could make out every lyric though. The “cool!” exclamations are great too!…😎

[@DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

I play this song on my cell phone every time I'm in the stall at work. It's a classic!

[@KR3T1]

,,He slipped and smashed his balls''

[@nickstevens4482]

I got super drunk last night and sent this song to everyone i knew....including my boss. It was very well received as everybody was singing/playing it today😂

[@JitteryJay]

😂

[@DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

Voted as the MOST FUCKED UP SONG of 2023!

[@Psichotica7]

👍👍😂

[@5pastseven]

*We makin' it outta slavery with this one* 🗣🗣🗣

[@dmarz86]

Gigglin like i'm 12 hahahaha.

[@macewbee]

Funny

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

Im not sure what's funnier, the actual song or watching your reaction to it. 😂

[@JitteryJay]

These things get me every time. It's a good way to release the tension from the day.

[@osakanone]

@@JitteryJay Your wholesome reaction made my morning, thanks man

[@richterbelmont0013]

he was trying to install a glory hole lmao

[@JitteryJay]

😂😂

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

I have a suspicion that this song is ai generated, because all records and production dates all say 2024 But if it is, I really like it I’ll give it a pass

[@JitteryJay]

Yeah, all these tracks from Obscurest Vinyl are AI... Still funny though lol

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

@@JitteryJay I edited my comment, Please can you heart it again, it would make my day, thankyou

[@malcolmmorin]

It's an AI track generated using Suno. Easiest way to know is the vocals, as pretty much every song generated has this weird "noisy" chorus no matter the type of voice.

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

@@malcolmmorin yeah I was thinking that. Thanks for the confirmation I kind of like how it sounds

[@Anchorcornholio75]

Does this song make fun of lazy workers

[@JitteryJay]

Either lazy, or smart.. Haven't figured that one yet

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

The chorus is gold, the rest of the song is shit. There's a highly-structured, melodic chorus, and then... freestyling stream of consciousness? It doesn't work for a song that established itself as a structured song with that chorus. It almost veers on Weird Al, but the sheer nonsensical-ness of the verse kinda ruins it.

[@kenlen8029]

Are you ok dude? lol. The story about his boss spying on him is hilarious and makes the thing less repetitive.

[@kobeangelesdamelio]

I disagree as the random chord changes and less structure make it sound even more chaotic, then it just goes back to the normal chorus like none of that just happened

[@ninja_tony]

@@kenlen8029it’s not that. I like almost all the stuff Obscurest Vinyl has done, but this one is probably the weakest one by far. The chorus is catchy, but the rest of the song has no melody and is all over the place. I’m not talking about the lyrics, I’m talking about the music itself. The time changes are nonsensical, which considering it’s done with AI, it’s amazing that they aren’t all like that lol.