It's Your Anniversary at Arkham Sanitarium | Visiting Hours | ASMR

[@solidskullz5736]

Man I can’t believe I’ve been in Arkham sanitarium for 18372626383626 years now. Feels like I only got here yesterday, time sure flies

[@Noodle177]

you did get here yesterday, your pseudo memories...they're but minor side effects of your experiments here at the sanitarium

[@sickna-sty3244]

I thought its been 48772342235612 years but then again, there are no time measuring devices in Margret's garden...

[@fuckangel3378]

Actually time does not exist in the multiverse/voids of Arkham sanitarium

[@maximumaction1125]

I've been here 3 earth years from what the scratches and rats tell me but I believe I'm millennia years old so old my skin has kept its elastic nature out of pure denial to get older

[@reaper_boixx3126]

I’ve only been in Arkham for two months…

[@patrickkeenan7290]

This is incredible. Apparently 7 years of following in this Rift equates to 1 whole year at Arkham! So happy to see everyone!!!

[@lastcrazyhorn]

I thought it was the other way around. 🤔

[@laurentykalashnikov1745]

Suppose we have discovered a time rift 👀

[@leomartin7409]

Nope, no lollipop here.

[@jacobdeacon2221]

Time is but a construct within the never ending, ever changing sanitarium.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Trying to be realistic here each universe contains its own SpaceTime Continuum so I’d imagine a 1-7 year time dilation between them is small “Them” referring to our Known Universe and their Rift-Verse

[@skullnite1042]

aw man, entering the Sanitarium for the first time feels like yesterday, I have so many memories of this place... like that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish, or that time where Corvus gave me the mental capacity of a goldfish

[@aidanscott2007]

Even that time corvus gave you the mental capacity of a goldfish

[@ReyDebida]

Bro EVEN the time when corvus gave you the mental capacity of a goldfish?

[@thebossman5422]

BRO! this like actually reminds of the time Corvus gave you the mental capacity of a goldfish, lol!

[@mylacanzpoopyheadloveyourself8]

Time repeats. I shouldn't have gone here.

[@stinkygoober-m3f]

Like honestly bro, that really reminds me of that time where we gave you the mental capacity of a goldfish.

[@shades1349]

It’s weird to think that the professor be sounding more trustworthy than Corvus these days

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Uncle ER heart your comment... Does that mean?

[@ledocteur7701]

@@RRTSMPlayz he just hearts basically all nice comments he reads, but we can theorize.

[@tabithathecat]

Corvus is the trustworthy one what are you talking about

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@tabithathecat I know right? Our birb boi is really trustworthy for all of millennia... Still hm...

[@kylem6821]

@@tabithathecat which corvus though?

[@ethan8115]

This "Ephemeral Rift aka Paul" character is good, he should come on this channel more often

[@MrPlunger777]

I am pretty sure “Paul” is the creator of this channel

[@Madara_Uchiha69420]

​@@MrPlunger777I am pretty sure it was a joke

[@thenonfurry]

@@MrPlunger777i am also pretty sure it was a joke

[@LeoBomber-ji5vu]

​@@MrPlunger777I, too, am pretty sure it was a joke

[@platterbudder]

​@@MrPlunger777I also believe it was a joke

[@deekjokes1923]

I wish there was an award we could bestow upon him for doing stuff like this. He’s really gone above and beyond in the content he produces.

[@Vigilant76]

Diamond play button... Activated.

[@Subject_91]

@@Vigilant76 maybe someday

[@fishebola]

It's called a patreon :D

[@shizaya]

There’s awards for KZbin content creators

[@tacticalgamer9587]

Get him something from the nothing store!

[@MrRighteousRyan]

“You can call me …….. The candy man.” It never gets old!

[@321Leviathan]

HASAN PIKEERRRRRRRR I'M COMING TO KILL YOU -Candyman

[@zouzou_u]

Can always trust Corvus to gaslight me when I’m trying to sleep.

[@banana8269]

Corvus would never do that. You must have imagined that

[@kharjai5433]

Are we watching the same video? Corvus doesn't gaslight.

[@plague9774]

Only the best

[@microwaev]

Hey man you’ve been acting weird lately

[@babymama406]

Lol. Y’all are silly! And of course you’re right. Corvus would never.

[@dreamiblu]

Years ago, I was sleeping peacefully to some ASMR of a girl tapping on makeup brushes. I had my auto play on by mistake, and when I woke up, there stood Tinfoil hat Tim Timmerman. I'd never been so confused/pleasantly surprised. I've been lost in the sanitarium ever since, but I kinda like it here. Thanks for the hospitality!

[@GunnerR3X]

Reject woman, return to rift

[@GoatballxZ]

@@GunnerR3Xcan’t say your name without spelling the letter W

[@GunnerR3X]

@@GoatballxZ *insert breaking bad "you're goddamn right*

[@gray_w0lf801]

once you enter your mind stays

[@GunnerR3X]

@@gray_w0lf801 vault 101.

[@hauldeendabomb]

I’m just impressed with how well the book keeping is handled by the staff at the sanitarium there’s a lot of patients to keep track of

[@cedontelyar9227]

I like the fact that Margaret wields the Empress on her mask, which symbolises healthy family relationship. But let’s be honest for a second : Margaret’s family tree is pretty messed up

[@AntboyIan]

It dawned on me that I have consistently watched your content for what must be a decade now. Thank you for many restful nights over the years!

[@starzkilowatt]

4 Hours of ASMR, worth it. * Proceeds to sit back and relax* This boutta be- . . . * Snores *

[@K1ng_Squ1dZ]

murder drone pfp

[@slabofmeat3634]

Murder drone pfp

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

What’s the problem

[@MarkoDash]

My headcanon is that every patient at the sanitarium is multiple instances of the same person, thus when corvus call's us his favorite patient he's not wrong no matter which instance it is. This 'watcher' is also the most powerful being at Arkham.

[@jacquelinewithac8668]

Nah most powerful has gotta be pebble.

[@josephdaniel3261]

​@jacquelinewithac8668 how dare you besmirch and questiom the power of Potato

[@RowanMackenzie]

Paul just out here casually doing better acting than half the movies that come out these days

[@rococoblue]

😂 don't let Keanu Reeves hear you.😎👍

[@Sentanette]

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[@Gravvvyyy]

What the hell is a "Paul"?

[@llGreyll.]

@@rococoblue Emphasis on half.

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

​@@Gravvvyyy no idea.

[@dragonspadeex]

Ah, it was so fun going down memory lane with these characters. But What surprised me is that you inserted yourself into your own universe. It really took me by surprise but it was welcomed!

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

This bout to be a good 4 hours of awesome con. . . (Sleeps)

[@Fun_Kick]

what were you going to s

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

HOOOONK mimimimimimimim

[@Igris498]

@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd lmao

[@Igris498]

@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd mimimimimi

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd lmao

[@AlienDuckie]

So many faces I haven't seen in ages, this is like an early Christmas! I'm especially happy to see Grandpa again. It's so good to be everyone's favorite.

[@EclypsTh1rt3en]

4 hours at Arkham??? Thank you so much sir, you are a God among ASMR-tists

[@AmunDeus]

Excuse me, 4 HOURS?!? And for a massive Arkham Sanitarium character mashup? This is a gift I was never expecting to receive! This sanitarium has legitimately been a part of my life for years, so somehow the opening dialogue feels really fitting in that regard.

[@Kachikooko]

as a fellow Philadelphian, I wish you the best and you and your families safety with this whole water contamination thing, hopefully it's all just being blown out of proportions and also thank you for the 4 hours of heaven papa rift, It's been a minute since I've seen Iggy

[@leomartin7409]

Where's that lollipop jar? I swear they should have one here.

[@ZolidarPwns]

Paul: "How many characters are we going to do?" Also Paul: "Yes."

[@SaykoCaty]

Paul answering his own question indeed is a rift move

[@kylanmcbeth]

this honestly makes me cry, im so glad ive been apart of this community while growing up. his videos raised me through high school and im happy to see where uncle e has gotten

[@jacquelinewithac8668]

Same! Started listening my senior year of high school and now I’m in my second year of law school. Nobody helps calm the stress I’m under quite like Uncle E!

[@zodamann7875]

He made himself as a character like he got lost in his own world now that's creativity 👌 👏 💯

[@Kordoff]

Just fed my pet shoe! Impeccable timing as always, Mr. Sanitarium Reporter.

[@Aquawavey]

Wow! I'm honored to be visited by so many visitors on this very special day >w

[@Jaksonranger]

4 hours of quality ER content??? What an unexpected yet pleasant surprise, this'll take a while to get through without falling asleep 😅

[@itskaiks3469]

i thought you were talking about the ER in a hospital, until i realized it was the youtube channel

[@Sentanette]

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[@BWFpodcast]

sssss. s s. ssssss wssss sssssssss s wssss s w sssss. w sss. s. s s s ss. w. s s. ws s.

[@leomartin7409]

Still no lollipop.

[@cantleavethisblank4170]

was so exited to see arthur back again, he’s always my favorite.

[@emmetolson69]

Me too boah

[@leomartin7409]

Looks like they have no lollipops.

[@aidanjude2110]

I cannot even imagine how long this took produce. It’s so nice to see all these characters again and your effort is truly appreciated ER!

[@Nathan55411]

Awh, Winslow does that thing because he's allergic to us? Now I feel bad... Also man, seeing Commrade Yuri after so long, seeing him smile realizing it's us and simply saying, "It is you!" gave me mad tingles. It's like acknowledging that it's been so long since he's seen a good friend (us) without saying it's been so long since he's seen a good friend (us) and that is just very powerful. Even if he's not my favorite character, it's still a very welcome sight and that one moment made me very happy.

[@MetalHeadEnjoyer]

It cannot be emphasised *ENOUGH* when I say that we appreciate everything you do Uncle E. I love all of the distinct characters you've created/played over the years. Whether they're original or not, you always do them justice!

[@kistrel4202]

I'm convinced Margret is everyone's sister...she's our sister too at this point

[@Danny-fi6zb]

I forget how many millennia the staff and I have spent at Arkham, nonetheless it’s been a blast.

[@SpatialSloth]

You know it's going to be a great video when it starts with the soothing sound of a femur scratching against paper 😎

[@scottgeraci5751]

“You can eat them, or you can put them in an aquarium to have them as pets. Or, if you get tired of them, you can eat them” Best sales pitch for a gummy shark I’ve ever heard

[@florilaan]

The dedication of Paul to create something special is insane, we are truly lucky there's someone looking out for us like that. Thank you so much uncle E!

[@echorebelex3973]

Man, I’m so happy for Grandpa to be back. More Grandpa videos please! 🙏🏻

[@superbanananinja]

My jaw literally dropped at seeing the thumbnail and how many characters there was, and then a second time at the length of the video. So excited! I already know it's amazing work as usual, thank you for putting so much passion into this

[@chrispy_091]

4 hours?!? Hell yes! Can't say I'll be awake for 99% of it, but I'll try!

[@martinkrajscak4381]

Im having shivers down my spine just imagining the amount of work, time, sweat and editing this video took.....aight, long video full of soothing triggers and out favourite characters! Good night people!

[@tageorder1354]

The lore is expanding!!! We love relaxing asmr lore, most creative asmr channel no questions asked

[@salutoris]

We need more grandpa videos, there's just something about his character that makes him more relaxing than the others

[@nojane]

You really get to see how different each character is when they're put one after another. It just goes to show how amazing Paul's acting and dedication are. Thank you uncle E!

[@DamnMascus]

I agree... I agree... How you coming along in Alaska, Jesse?

[@meegaman2914]

I really do feel guilty that I fall asleep no more than 15 mins into every video 😭😭 I promise rift, I’ll use this video all week and watch a chapter a night

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

You and I both. I must get through this whole video. And I will ... Eventually 😅

[@meegaman2914]

Back for night 2♥️

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

@@meegaman2914 Me too. pleasant dreams my newfound friend 🤗

[@CrowAtNight]

4 hours of Arkham stuff is the best way to cap off the weekend. Must've been a lot of work. Thanks Uncle Rift

[@ThatStonerHat]

Iggy seems like the type of guy that'd love the Briscoe Brothers, and I respect him for that

[@madhouse-mr5ks]

This universe will always hold a special place in my heart. Thank you for creating this series. And thank you for lulling my middle school self to sleep with these oddly comforting mumbles and antics. If I had money, it would all go to you. Each time I see an upload, it fills me with such peace and nostalgia. It will always remind me of sleepless nights as a kid, only for my restlessness to calm once I put on an ER video. Thank you for creating!!

[@cryptidcrow_]

I am unreasonably happy to see Dr Schade again, they’re one of my favorites

[@timefragment5387]

He learned English

[@leomartin7409]

That lollipop is destroyed...

[@leomartin7409]

Just keep looking.

[@MendicantBias124]

Been a subscriber since 2016-17, your videos are always sharp yet classy, cool but eccentric. Your personality spills into your content sir. Thank you.

[@jadedjj5778]

YESSSSSS ANOTHER VISITING HOURS STYLE VIDEO BUT THIS ONE IS THE ULTIMATE!!!! Love your brain Uncle Rift! Never stop your creativity from flowing so vastly!

[@NevilleTheDevil361]

Man, this felt special. Uncle E got me to relax when I was going through my worst days, and stayed around during my best days. Absolute legend of a multiversal being. Stay Metal, Paul!

[@biggestdave6044]

This guys creativity really is something else. We all appreciate your work and are amazed by what you are doing!

[@pingawingman7710]

Bruh when iggy Manley hit me with that devious smile and then held up that I was weak lmao

[@ijrod]

watching rift for such a long time as really made me feel like i’m actually in his universe while watching and it’s so impressive how he’s been able to impact me and so many others with his creativity and dedication to the channel. forever grateful for ER!

[@Untitled9696]

I love this universe!!!! Just the way it works has always got my attention, rifts back and forth between reality, time periods, etc. so creative it’s really inspiring.

[@SPAMTONGG]

Thank you E.R. for this. You are my go to channel when I want to relax, especially if I want to be entertained at the same time! You will always be my favourite ASMR channel.

[@lemon_of_truth]

How did...How did you do that emoji?

[@SPAMTONGG]

@@lemon_of_truth I just clicked the emoji button on PC

[@uhuh9859]

On my device the emojis appear as :insert_emoji:, so for months I thought everyone was just pretending as if they were typing on discord. Thanks for the inadvertent clarification!

[@SPAMTONGG]

@@uhuh9859 I don't know what other devices can see it, I do know iPhone can though! Also funny story imagining everyone playing this big game of pretend discord chat

[@lemon_of_truth]

@@uhuh9859 thanks for the advice

[@randomtaichou]

I'm a little late watching this, but I still remember your Bob Ross video popping up in my recommended while watching some ASMR video and your video's are so much fun! Glad to be a patient at Arkham Sanitarium 😊

[@damianbeck1457]

i for one am just happy to see the long overdue return of lampert schade

[@kawaiiawesomeness6786]

The Professor feels like an SCP that can only be contained by letting him study other SCPs

[@ScottyRyan246]

I was actually so excited when the Soulsborne Guy showed up. That dude's like an old friend

[@SavageGuyYT]

IGGY COMING IN CLUTCH WITH THE GOOD GIFTS!

[@SevenOne_71]

So much detail and love put into this FOUR HOUR VIDEO??? MY GOD. I love this universe and the characters, didn't even know some of these characters until now but I like them! Thank you for creating.

[@sohstp]

I'll probably start this video 100 times in the coming year and never see the end because, sleep.

[@barryballin]

i thank you for this gift after i suffered from waking up after an eru video to a guy crinkling paper. it feels like it was yesterday.

[@ChantillyLane22]

Doctor Winslow! 😀 So happy to see him again. Great visiting sessions from all.

[@Kellicing]

seeing the return of visiting hours fills me with joy. thank you for continuing this excellent display of character range!

[@the-witness8811]

Interesting character this "Paul" guy. Glad you included him. :)

[@MACE_HINDU]

Wow this is amazing I remember my first week I got buried in Margaret's garden for 750 years then corvus came and got me and I have gotten t0 meet all of you over the past 13,000 years absolutely amazing

[@reala164]

It’s an absolute achievement to produce content at this length.

[@surgrus4367]

Seeing the soulsborne guy come into the video like that made me smile, a very pleasant suprise to see even the "minor characters"

[@Skyre102]

This had to be a pain to film/edit. Thank you for what you do man, I'm gonna sleep really good tonight!

[@oogooboggins5956]

I love how much effort you put into the voices of each of the characters, they all have their own distinct and consistent dialects

[@grimfate4963]

Arthur: "you seen this feller named Lenny" Me: "no no, uh uh, haven't seen him" Lenny: *Smirking under my chair*

[@CirclesandSounds]

Like the frog said, time’s fun when you’re having flies! Thanks, Multi-Paul for being the prime nighttime sleep aid.

[@RandomEphemeral]

*multipauler

[@N9WS]

“Corvus with eyes isn’t real He can’t hurt you” Corvus with eyes: 2:54:00

[@gb731]

YESSSSS! Visiting Hours is my all time favorite ASMR series and I’m so glad to see it come back and in such grand fashion. Thank you for all the effort and hard work ER

[@galaksina]

I always watch the birthday video on said birthday each year - I have another one to add to my yearly watch list now (though it will take 1-2 days to get through xD). Thank you for the last 9 years Uncle E, here's to another year

[@jacquelinewithac8668]

This is genuinely nostalgic for me. I started watching your vids to relax my senior year of high school and now I’m a second year law student. Always my go to when I need to sleep, even when the lore goes so crazy I stay up to listen to it 😂

[@RowanMackenzie]

You know just last night I was wondering why he hadn't uploaded in a few days. *I get it now* This is fucking incredible Rift, and will easily go down as one of the best videos you've ever made

[@iids_]

Incredible work yet again! Thank ER for your work, appreciating the 4hours long video without ads

[@BotchedBeta]

Soulsborne guy came back!!! This video is amazing

[@lovingleo4926]

9 years ago I came across the good Dr. Corvus D. Clemmons and happily been a patient since.

[@optimus27000]

Ephemeral Rift putting out quality stuff year after year.

[@richardaviles353]

This is like the culmination of every single ERU character, I was excited seeing them appear as the video progressed. Love your stuff ER

[@ka8t]

This is the best day ever. We are truly gifted by ER with this amazing content.

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

This man just pulled the endgame of asmr content and I'm all for it!

[@Thatdudejosh9]

4 hours of Ephemeral Rift greatness? I’m here for it! Also, it’s great to see Doctor Winslow again 😊

[@GloveClanOG]

I appreciate Arthur Morgan coming in, quietly shouting Lenny- very fitting. Also thought he was breaking the 4th wall until he mentioned the Professor having a rule about guns

[@katsumi8844]

Comrade Yuri really brings me wayyy back, one of the earliest videos I ever watched on ER's channel was his MRE lets eat with Comrade Yuri and it felt so cozy and was always one of my favorite!

[@rococoblue]

😂 da comrade.😂👍

[@Isabel-wn6wz]

I fell asleep to the cereal sorting video I believe, and randomly woke up at 2am to 17:31 playing on my computer. One of the most confusing and terrifying things to happen to me in a while.

[@poisonpop328]

[2:54:04] I remember when I first watched that video. Helped me sleep many times, pretty sure it was one of the first videos I watched too, it's a classic. Feels really nice to hear that song in another video. Like an old reliable friend visiting you after a long time. :) And comrade Yuri is always a treat. Great success!!

[@LLOYDSASMR]

Heard from a guy that had a source tell him that a source of his said that he heard from someone from somewhere on the outskirts of some town in some state that…..Dr. lloyd is overdue for a lovely rubber room suite at Arkham. Great stuff man, always been a fan of this series!

[@BannedStories101]

The FIRST ASMR video I saw of you, and what got me hooked on your channel... was the Candy Man. To see him come back... YES!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU 🎉

[@RosentwigMusic]

Damn ER, you've outdone yourself once again. Also: Soulsborne guy is one of my fav characters of yours, happy to see him again haha

[@stoned2hell]

he really deserves more credit then hes getting. his videos are only getting better and better

[@As8bakwTheSage]

Lowkey would love a "What We Do in the Shadows"-esc dark comedy about all of these characters and the protagonist/favourite patient/us is always out of frame/out of view. The point is I like these characters a lot.

[@Handlesareastupidsystem]

This guy is on another level, it's actually insane. He just dropped a feature length 4 hour video for free, like, bro. Or more accurately, Rift sold us this video for nothing, decently expensive after inflation.

[@dantheman-pc2]

i like how there are all these amazing characters and such and then arthur morgan just walks in (also an amazing character(

[@spyguy888]

Well I remember clicking this video and then nothing else until I woke up on the end screen so I guess it was good. Gonna rewatch it now for the plot though of course.

[@terik_z]

I think hearing Ephemeral Rift say subscribe and hit like is the peak of my life