Corvus' Back to School A.S.M.R. Special

[@basicallybacon2593]

That's it "Where is the Fucking Door" -Corvus Clemmons P.D

[@sarahkomikofficial]

PFFT

[@kraftzero2947]

You mean “wea is ze facking door”

[@TheDarkkilla12]

It took me out of relaxation for a moment, it caught me off guard.

[@-fidget-1548]

Thank you for including his PHD

[@HifiRedneck]

That one threw me for a loop, I was NOT expecting it 😂

[@karwathrex9336]

Hearing Corvus curse for the first time is funny. I never thought I'd see Corvus be annoyed with his workplace but here we are. Maybe we can ask the building to annoy him more.😅😊😂

[@BrianDoesEverything]

YES

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Oh hell nah man you wanna make him gonna destroy another universe with his anger

[@Stryker-g7t]

He does actually say "Oh.... shit" in one of his vids. Just for good measure I want you to know that I'm not trying to make you look bad or say that ur stupid, just trying to add to the fun. I know how I get when people try and make me look stupid, so I didn't want yall to feel the same way.

[@Ryanhusted]

I laughed so hard when he said "where is ze fucking door!?"😂😂😂

[@assassinoid]

'the ASS of your brain' - corvus

[@ASparrow13132]

Corvus: curses Me: *colors in the final square in my 2024 bingo card* Yes! Bingo!

[@JOEMAMA_06]

Did you win anything?

[@ChristianColvin]

Everything ​@@JOEMAMA_06

[@EphemeralRift]

Congrats! You win Nothing!

[@ybtcv-hey-guys]

i can finally finish building my tower of nothing

[@seizetempus]

I wish I had nothing in my life

[@carterwright8504]

So that confirms it. White corvus has a beard, black corvus is clean shaven

[@BrianDoesEverything]

I'm lost to the lore of this ??

[@qje3204]

ive absently noticed this too ive always been wondering on the meaning of the different color mask

[@RoDe_1337]

You know what happens to whistleblowers right 😬😬

[@dingledongus]

probably can't fit the beard in the black one

[@BrianDoesEverything]

@@RoDe_1337 ooof

[@crunchi6383]

Hearing Corvus swear is something I didn't know I needed in my life

[@WorldWearyAngel]

"where is zie facking door" lol great stuff man XD

[@amonconfus]

Hearing Corvus swear just made me choke on my drink. I think i never heard that before and it feels so interesting to see that he also has a somewhat short fuse when it comes to certain things. Highly enjoyable but caught me off guard. Love it!

[@Xx0bamaGamingxX]

Hope the Architect who designed the Sanitarium acknowledges that the entity is outgrowing its shell, the alleys are getting cramped theses days

[@EphemeralRift]

"The Architect". Hm........

[@danutz1440]

@@EphemeralRift "Write that down, write that down!"

[@MaferManzana]

​@@danutz1440 "¡Oh! ¡Qué buena trama! ¡Anótala Mario Hugo!" 😹

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

​@@EphemeralRiftS U B N A T I C A

[@truenightsedge4163]

​@@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 subnautica is an amazing game

[@Relaxinomicon]

1:31 Omg Corvus how could you 🫢 😭

[@noant2739]

Me coming home at 3am

[@HistorikPunkr2006]

Blud Had enough of the Shenanigans

[@louisdusek4976]

😂😂

[@truenightsedge4163]

54:03

[@Scrubthulhu]

I was blindsided by this and now I'm cry-laughing in bed 🤣🤣

[@aidanjude2110]

While I’m sure ER/corvus/the entity’s family are used to these kind of performances. Can you imagine just walking into the room and seeing a witch doctor wiggling a rusty nail into a concerning accurate model of a brain and talking about the best way to turn one into a smoothie.

[@EphemeralRift]

What happens at Arkham Sanitarium stays at Arkham Sanitarium. Just imagine what happens in the treatment rooms where there are no cameras like this one.

[@sebastiansteppuhn3418]

"What kind of hobbies does your father have." "Oh... you know.... the usual..."

[@liamaustin7718]

@@EphemeralRift I have a video idea. It would be really funny and probably very relaxing with the way that you do things to see Corvis collecting samples of many different deadly diseases and viruses and fungi.

[@jestemciri]

Corvus I missed you so much 🥹

[@EphemeralRift]

Corvus missed you too obv!

[@flickeringcandle5510]

Corvus getting fed up to the point of swearing made me laugh so hard i went into a coughing fit.

[@RealMarineman]

I can't say how much Corvus means to me. I love this chracter to bits and your world building and lore is amazing as always. I know it must be HOT in the corvus get up. so thank you for this.

[@EphemeralRift]

It’s actually not that bad (hot)

[@DerAusserEgge]

„Where is, ze fucking, door“ i love it

[@ebenmoore9770]

Hell yeah, Corvus is the best Riftverse character!

[@EphemeralRift]

Not sure Margaret, the Professor, Dave, Tabufala, tc., etc., would agree ;)

[@JackWiliams]

@@EphemeralRift iggy Manley though 😂

[@harbingerofboom6489]

​@@JackWiliams😂😂 for sure one of the best❤ I renember the asmr , shlwing my nutsack😂😂😂😂

[@ebenmoore9770]

@EphemeralRift Probably not.

[@JD1-k7w]

Everyone is talking about Corvus's outburst, and i am over here stunned about Iggy Manley being casually outed by Corvus. Iggy may have had some ..questionable undertones in the past, but i think this was the first confirmation about him

[@RaeperFawks]

Where is zee fucking door?😂

[@MrPlunger777]

Zis iz probably zee only time a bad word will be funny to me

[@wanderer426]

18:40 casual callback to a video from HALF A DECADE AGO????? you gotta admire the man’s dedication to continuity and world-building, actually crazy

[@AndrewDonnelly-w6o]

I'm so glad you're still doing Arkham Sanitarium content. It's always been my favorite

[@EphemeralRift]

I don't do them as often, and that's only because the ideas have to be good/new. I don't want to do the same idea or characters just because it's been awhile since I did them. ;) plus i really wish i could hire actors to do videos like... a game of cards, D&D session, etc., etc.,

[@AndrewDonnelly-w6o]

@@EphemeralRift I totally understand, also they're clearly higher effort- and it shows! But I always love them when you make them

[@MysticAce39]

@@EphemeralRiftdefinitely miss them but understand why. Looking at the Plastic pouch predicament is some of my favorite videos of yours, as well as some of your more unorthodox performances. Maybe a new serious or “omniverse” altogether? Hmmmmmmmm

[@inferno_0730]

A day with a rift video is a good day, a day with a Corvus video is a great day

[@EphemeralRift]

look at you trying to get that extra treatment time with herr doktor.... keep it up, it's working!

[@GemPoweredMan]

54:03 when he said strait up your brain's bum, it had me dying on the floor laughing. And when he said "Ah yes! Does that feel good?" It had me dead laughing. Can't forget to mention when he said "Where's the flipping door?"

[@carlospeltier2957]

I was like 😦😦

[@GemPoweredMan]

Benjamin: "I am not supposed to say this but "Nice flippin life"" Corvus on the other hand: Doesn't hesitate to get sus with my 69 braincells

[@tanishatoombs-wiks8309]

Did not expect that to come out his beak

[@Knifedealer]

Corvus is by far my favourite ER-Character and it was him that made me fall in love with this channel so many years ago.

[@EphemeralRift]

look at you trying to get extra treatment time with herr doktor..

[@imranreiaz-wk9lv]

@@EphemeralRiftI need more beaking….

[@liamaustin7718]

@@imranreiaz-wk9lv we all do

[@pingawingman7710]

Corvus riding a dark matter powered infinite oblivion hog sounds badass

[@ellamfw]

WHAT HAPPENED? the return of corvus is not what i would have expected but he will successfully guide me to my last first school day ever. thank you.

[@lastcrazyhorn]

*zoning out “ . . . beaking . . .” *perks up

[@eliesh3833]

"None... can resist... Z E P O W E H O F Z E B E A K ."

[@solidskullz5736]

Starting school again can be kind of stressful, so it helps to have some asmr to put your mind at ease when you’re overloaded with homework and spending a ton of money on textbooks

[@CattoPipistrello]

Corvus wiggling multiple rusty old nails deep into my poor extirpated brain: does that feel good? Me: yes

[@ellamfw]

i know that you do mostly whatever you are passionate about but i must thank you for these videos. your art is very precious to me since it has guided me through all my youth. now i‘m considered an adult and am actually going to finish my job training this semester. your quirky ideas have always always inspired me to stay true to myself. thank you uncle E.R. :)

[@Child_of_woe_1994]

still waiting for the good doctor to get my giant batwings so I can have wings on my back😂

[@tobiasziesmann1720]

I have missed Corvus, so glad he has graced his favorite patient with his presence.

[@Resifreak90]

Always love my Corvus vids, nothing calms me like he does

[@EphemeralRift]

look at you trying to get extra time with herr doktor. keep it up, it's working!

[@exploringwithasmr]

The man who never runs out of ideas.

[@mangavore7426]

On the contrary, I feel like the last....year or two of videos has shown that he's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. You can tell he's just not feeling it like he used to. Honestly feels like he just digs up the old ER characters every so often for an algorithm boost, but he's definitely gotten away from what originally got him a following. I totally get it. 10+ years of doing roughly the same shtick would drive anyone up the wall, but pretending like he's putting out the same quality or volume of decent content is just...disingenuous. He's definitely out of ideas, but rather than recycle ASMR content, he just puts out another uninspired/"ambient" ASMR or takes another stab at a bad podcast. At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't transitioned over to being a commentary channel like every other washed up KZbinr has...you can kinda tell that's what he wants to do...

[@RowanMackenzie]

Oh my god Benjamin being a teachers assistant is genius. I'd love a video where Benjamin is personally trying to help us learn, while there's a class being taught in the background

[@Gobeman]

Holy Kirll on a shelf. We are back to these again. Did also enjoy your previous videos but seeing Corvus back is such a nice return!

[@angelastorms1010]

It's always a joy to see Corvus again!

[@NinjaSoul-t3q]

"I got so mad I destroyed, accidentally, a whole omniverse" gotta keep that rage under control 😂

[@theskeleclan]

The power scaling in this place is insane If he can do that, on accident, what can he do when he’s serious?

[@OrdanKarris]

"Straight up your brain's ass, oh yeah" - Corvus 2069

[@aidencall4557]

Trying to fall asleep and instead burst out laughing at Corvus struggling to find the door to the point of swearing

[@dragodx8238]

This is the fastest I've gotten to an ER video. From first seconds in, doesn't disappoint.

[@IamNOTfluttershy]

0:54 “But now, i am zenzen right plece”

[@Carlomunroxx]

We love corvus here at the sanitarium. Hes one popular guy, you may sometimes see him giving the brains some meat to eat. But hes definitely funny when you bump into him in the hallway.

[@quinshotton6352]

I missed this part of the channel. This is what made this channel great. Arkham videos.

[@PlumGold]

"it usually takes a lot to make herr doctor mad"..... 18 minutes earlier "WHERE'S THE F&£$!G DOOR?!"

[@HistorikPunkr2006]

Uncle E. I just wanted to say we all absolutely adore your videos. I do at least. Rather it be a nature or Character ASMR or normal ASMR, Personal experience convos it don't matter! You've got me through good and bad times. I know the Internet probably isn't the right place to say but I recently lost my father. And you just remind me of that cool uncle. So sir you've left a impact on my life. I personally thank you and I will always support and love your content regardless of the topic.

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

I’m shaking and crying right now I can’t believe Corvus would say such a thing

[@cheriehealey1714]

The combination of the voice , the cloths and the gloves just does it for me😅

[@matty64aaron31]

I’d say that Corvis is a rather rare character here and that makes it special because every instant hits harder because it is in frequent, But man I can’t wait that long but I certainly will for quality over quantity

[@NaidotASMR]

Omg Corvus is back! I love Corvus . I miss the carpet Charlie series too is it possible to bring that back also?

[@jcornscorndog941]

I had one of those restful dreams again. In it you released the corvus Christmas special.

[@EphemeralRift]

definitely won't be another Corvus "special" for a long time now. Well except the body modification at some point. Other character "specials"? Most likely...

[@jcornscorndog941]

@@EphemeralRift it is good that the Corvus specials are a rare occurrence, it makes each one a valued instance to be treasured and remembered rather than an innocuous example to be looked past and forgotten quickly. P.S. It really is heartwarming that even after all this time, and all the subscribers you’ve gained over the years, you still manage to read and even reply to the comments on these videos. I wish you good health and good luck through your days.

[@D3NPC]

Ayo, what's Corvus doing in a 049 cosplay? Get back on the field and pop those bloons!!

[@ShaunTheCHB]

When Corvus swears....all is good with the world.😄

[@DrakeGrimes]

This has to be my favorite cold open ever

[@windyturbine3221]

Gotta love the Arkham Sanatorium School

[@TURTLEGEAR1]

Corvus cursing kinda Felt like Father Imperator from Ghost goofing around and then casually cursing.

[@Jericho297]

Long time since our last appointment Herr Doctor.

[@Dragor9359]

I love the acupuncture he jabs the first ~~nail~~ needle in the gently puts the other ones

[@Dragor9359]

Is there a way to cross words out on youtube?

[@pattdmdj]

​@@Dragor9359 You just do it like -this- duh

[@Dragor9359]

​@@pattdmdj oh yeah like that helps

[@KobatheASMRbiker]

Its always so satisfying to see the return of Daddy Corvus!

[@DamonChrono]

I cackled so dam hard after hearing Circus swear. It was a long 12 hour shift and that relaxed me immediately. Thank you

[@dragonesseather]

"Where is zhe fucking door?" Corvus, my friend, you are FAR TOO INNOCENT to be swearing, please... 😭😆

[@Bbill9908]

Hearing Corvus curse was an amazing way to start that off haha

[@hannahhester8376]

I LOVE Corvus! Seriously one of my all time favorite ASMR characters ever.

[@goose7617]

I know we've had a few "inside" videos over the last few weeks but I wanted to leave a small thanks for them and to also say I hope your adventures outdoors continue to refuel youand rekindle your passion(s). Thank you E

[@EphemeralRift]

It'll always be a mix of indoor/outdoor. It's just a matter of mood/motivation and which ideas tickle my fancy the most (i.e. get the dopamine flowing) ;)

[@raven_esque]

So that explains the rumble I felt last month. Glad C got his gloves back! Totally did not plan to steal his bag haha :))) [wipes sweat from brow]

[@victorspath6319]

Hell.yeah. a Dr. corvus video

[@Stormeko]

September is a bad month for me, so seeing this pop up just made this month better

[@Teguanna10]

Corvus is my favourite ER character, please do more of him in the future!!

[@ArmundJay]

that brain prop has been through so much for us lmao

[@GabrielWolfe]

when i tell you i absolutely lost my shit at.. "where is ze fucking door"... you don't understand xD i love this man so much. "dis is so ridiculous. dis is testing my patieeeence...."

[@1trillionbeers]

Corvus was one of the first characters I ever knew of in the rift 😂 thank you for another perfect video

[@gamesnightcrew]

Corvus is the ultimate asmr

[@turtle5087]

“Where is ze *facking* door.” genuinely was caught off guard by him swearing

[@flansflanger4095]

Mate i dont care how different we are politically. I will always love your videos for what they are. hearing corvus finally curse was the best thing thats happened to me this week. cheers.

[@gageblymyer]

"How do you sleep so well?" "...Listening to a multi-dimensional hopping plauge doctor whisper 'vere is ze fucking door'."

[@maryhill4496]

Super stressed tonight. Finally got myself ready to sleep again. I fell asleep to an old Corvis video last night and immediately looked for another one for tonight and I found this new gem immediately

[@ReliefASMR]

How much I appreciate a new Corvus video is hard to explain! Thanks ER

[@Meekseek-eb2hv]

I put this on to sleep last night and didn’t pay attention to the audio , hearing Corvus struggle to find the door was hilarious I missed that cause I was tired 😂

[@galaksina]

Am I the only one who exspected him to cleave through the membrane wall with a scalpel in frustration?

[@tylerheck6839]

From the sound of the oil can it's like a steampunk heartbeat the way you were pumping it Corvus

[@amandadresbach6216]

Corvus, you would not believe the timing you have. Are you in my walls? I swear, these past two weeks have been so stressful. I finally went to my new school, and I have never felt so much stress and anxiety before in my life. And a little fun fact about me, I starve myself whenever I'm not familiar with new places. Which meant these past few weeks I have been starving. Corvus, you are my favorite.

[@hazunki8807]

Ah. Were kinda familiar

[@MyNameisMessenger]

Of course he’s often in your walls-he has a hard time finding the door and getting out!

[@amandadresbach6216]

Love this comment, lol​@@MyNameisMessenger

[@candy6892]

I just started med school (studying to be a nutrition assistant) and I think I really, really needed a weekend break already 😂 this is probably going to help me fall asleep tonight, I hope I get enough sleep today and especially on the night to Monday that I handle getting up at 4:30 am. You have a great voice

[@guyonyt999]

listening to this after my 3rd week of school already

[@OptinexP]

Hearing one of the A.S doctors cuss is something I didn't know I needed. So glad I warped into this multi verse.

[@GloomWhispers]

Really like the nail sounds. Sometimes I feel like I need some Brainupuncture. lol

[@kingkiller8900]

Love all rifts videos however Corvus and the Nothing Shop series has a very special place in my heart.

[@jo_crespo11235]

Excellent video, keep the hard work going.

[@Nathan55411]

Actually, I think my favorite class would have to be the repairman's class on standard maintenance and backup procedures for a Weyland Corp David series synthetic's databanks

[@pixumbreon]

"where is za fucking door" killed me... i love you corvus

[@trentgreene2094]

Personally been missing Corvus so glad he's poppin back in!

[@RocketDraco47]

“Where is the fucking door” had be laugh out loud 😂

[@Trapewurm]

Corvus swearing was one of the most jarring things to hear lmfao

[@jdprettynails]

I can’t believe the “wall” has been a curtain this entire time 😮

[@Levvox]

This was great fun, keep up the amazing work! 😊

[@greninjagrey4142]

THE BEAKER IS BACK

[@eetuv6075]

50:58 Corbus.... a dent im ny brain,n, geg help

[@TheRealOhscar]

He's back!!! Corvus' Back !!

[@Ty-iy1tz]

I was listening to this in class sleeped through the bed

[@xohhbeatz2372]

"Where is the fucking door?" Me: surprised pikachu face

[@galaxy_comics.38]

Totally did not expect to hear Corvus drop an F bomb in this video but I’m here for it.

[@connorwright1795]

The thought of Corvus jamming to ANTHRAX kicks ass 😆

[@PackersBearsFan3]

Thank you for this, this was great and while I can't listen to this while studying, I can while relaxing 😁