It Takes Two is fun 3

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[@soupcan3666]

Oh my god the way they brutally killed cutie

[@caldineescogroft8831]

Elephants are now extinc

[@BobsonQDugnutt]

When I was playing the game with my friend we were both in agony when we did that part. I don’t think any game has made me feel so bad about my actions as when I maimed that poor elephant

[@cooper5602]

I played the game and it's fucking uncomfortable. I felt horrible.

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

Believe it or not, it was even worse in the stream

[@the_amazing_shinobi]

Haha good times

[@stickginge]

Worst parents ever They find out they can move stuff in the real world, and instead of using the pencil and paper to write something, they decide to destroy her favourite toy

[@SuperInsanewolf]

And then bathe in their own daughter’s tears

[@mediocri5y]

Tf

[@jonathanwells223]

Well adjusted people don’t get divorces

[@BobsonQDugnutt]

Bro when I played this I was so furious with how dumb and abhorrently dense they were in the first half of the game.

[@SugarWolf211]

@@SuperInsanewolf you know just logical thinking

[@HausAbendrot]

Today we learned that Derp doesn't know how to count.

[@oleksandrfinkov4958]

learned?

[@consul282]

Derp and J fix their marriage by committing various war crimes against their daughter

[@changeling5984]

AHHH WHY ELEPHANT WAS SUCH A CUTIE, YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE!

[@Ooffoop]

Correction: Cutie was such a cutie

[@humanhuman5024]

It was the only way

[@TheCooldog]

The entire segment with JFJ screaming at Derp while struggling to complete a connect-the-dots before getting launched through the floor just describes this game more accurately than actually seeing gameplay of the game.

[@DozenthTurmoil]

Them killing an elephant has more emotional impact than all of TLOU2

[@hendreor.m6685]

I literally cried in her death but not in Joel's

[@iamsinistar8971]

Oh there was emotion. Just not the kind TLOU2 was hoping for.

[@michaelwalsh9616]

The developers basically said We're going to force the players to commit murder and make them feel bad about it

[@zaneplayx3176]

storytelling

[@FightCain]

And it worked

[@jakeshepherd7046]

Worked better than when The Last of Us 2 did it

[@moist_moss]

based

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

@@jakeshepherd7046 true

[@humble3dore405]

0:47 I like how the chat erupts in disagreement at what Cody and May plan to do

[@ff-pj3de]

holy cannoli, that was... fairly dark for such a quirky-looking game.

[@ff-pj3de]

@@dunkus5357 and now it is also about a maiming and a subsequent execution. Statistically, depending on where you are, chances are fairly high that you or someone you are close with will (or has gone) through a divorce. How many people you know got ears and/or legs torn off.

[@Che-Luigi]

I thought this has a kids game

[@Enchie]

@@ff-pj3de On accident or on purpose?

[@gamingpizza2204]

@@Che-Luigi I wonder how many parents thought the same then had their kid traumatized

[@willr.1495]

Playing this part with my little sister was a bad choice

[@thedenseone6443]

Oh no

[@mediocri5y]

Lol

[@lolbobPlus]

oh my god

[@DilanExist]

How did it ended?

[@benwarr4784]

Ohh no

[@xephyrical8393]

You know, I didn't think I would watch the brutal execution of a stuffed elephant today, but here we are. What in the actual fuck.

[@sonicshot55]

If this game doesn’t end with putting that stupid book through the shredder legs first, it’s a 0/10

[@Shadest]

True love is when you and your wife work together to ruin your child's day and make her cry for no reason

[@MrOof-ob8uw]

Only way to get over a divorce is to make your child want one.

[@darkestcarving8735]

Do the parents need counseling Yes Do they need to go to prison Yes Should I feel bad for them in any way shape or form No Never in a million years

[@BashTheWiza]

When the end is near the book isnt too far away. 😂

[@iprainwater7461]

I have never felt more distress than this, Rose's parents are monsters. I feel like I need to pray or something.

[@colorphone5154]

Good job agent 47, cutie the elephant is out for good, as well as her dictatorship, lets hope her people wont miss her to much

[@Dubaderp]

I was about to sleep but that can wait another entry on this divorce is important

[@wonton_with_a_hat2265]

Dude it’s been 10 seconds how have you been here for 8 hours

[@tysonacker3584]

@@wonton_with_a_hat2265 there is this cool thing called being a member

[@NATSIRT_45]

@@wonton_with_a_hat2265 Simple: they're Based.

[@wonton_with_a_hat2265]

@@tysonacker3584 oh yea forgot

[@casual-ark]

It's funny because this friendship between then sounds like my parents

[@derpflinigan9490]

I've never been more traumatized by the brutal murder of a baby elephant, and I watched pre-modern logo Animal Planet as a kid.

[@malignant_rumor]

The part where they brutally maim Cutie made me too sad

[@ASaltyGhost]

Wow, these characters are absolutely rancid! Is this game supposed to be heart warming? Forcing you to brutally mutilate and murder a scared baby elephant? Hurting your daughter and making her cry to "fix yourself"? This game better have the ending of the century.

[@autism-overlord]

Doesnt unfortunatly, the parents still deserve life sentences for child abuse even after the Ending, they just didnt get divorced and i bet they will try again within the next few months.

[@_zealos_8213]

"Is this game supposed to be heart warming? Forcing you to brutally mutilate and murder a scared baby elephant? Hurting your daughter and making her cry to 'fix yourself'?" I think you just answered your own question. Or at least learned not to assume. The game is about a god damn divorce after all.

[@thefunnyaerialman]

Continuing my co-op analogy from earlier, Cody and May periodically stop being dicks to each other to complete shared objectives. Also getting pissed at the book.

[@MirrorMaskVRDJ]

This deeply saddened me, to watch you guys kill Cutie. Like deeply saddened

[@Southern_Cutthroat]

Man I seriously almost cried I've seen some real sad shit. That was just so not good. So overwhelmingly sad

[@DrSabot-A]

That shit was distressing and so unsettling. It didnt help that the parents didnt give Cutie a quick death, they literally maimed and puller her apart while she was screaming for help

[@gamer65688]

@@DrSabot-A that's literally one of the worst and most painful ways a human being can go out: These two people enter your room, you assume the best and give one of them a hug while the other one says they're here to kill you. You run away and THEN you get chased around, running for your life knowing you're about to get murdered for no reason. Then your leg gets stuck, the two strangers catch up to you. What are they going to do? Rip out your fucking leg, rip out your ear, literally dragging out your pain while carrying you to the edge of your roof top to throw you off of it. You grab onto the ledge of the rooftop, and as a last act of desperation you beg them not to kill you and they do so anyway. You die, butchered, afraid and confused. Man, this game went 0 to a 100 real quick.

[@strikeforce1500]

You know you did a good job at making a compaling character, by making JFJ and Derp feel horrible at the same time

[@rainacap]

damn they straight up just iced a toy elephant and dragged it out too.

[@LittleGnomeBoy]

You better continue this series! I don't want my last memory of this game to be you two killing the fucking elephant.

[@chrisnicolet8910]

In today's episode we watch JFJ and Derp break the Geneva Conventions laws on the treatment of prisoners by slowly mutilating a beloved queen before throwing her from her capital building to her death

[@ALE199-ita]

Ah yes, the french revolution and communism.

[@natebox4550]

@@ALE199-ita but no one liked the king or queen.

[@ALE199-ita]

@@natebox4550 people loved the queen, she was one of the few members of royality that tried to support the people. And NO, she never said "Give people cake" or variations of that, that was made up by the revolutionaries to get people to hate her.

[@natebox4550]

@@ALE199-ita I’m not saying she deserved hate, as you are correct, but the people still hated her. Somewhat from propaganda, somewhat from just anger. Not only that she wasn’t even French. She was Austrian.

[@rickcash2801]

6:02. Ah the Dallas skyline

[@saxtonhalegaming]

JFJ commits warcrimes in a foreign nation to make a child cry like a chad

[@twored940]

"Hey we can break the spell with this!" The Spell: 13:52

[@maxducks2001]

Can we just appreciate the vast variety of types of gameplay that all manage to fit into this game? Platformer, puzzle, flying dogfight, fighting game, ARPG like Diablo. And that’s just the main story. That’s not even counting all the minigames.

[@hamtown1163]

So many amazing perfectly cut screams

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

I like to think that there should be fan art of derp and J as there OC’s as May and Cody.

[@CoolSs]

Ahhh yes. The game that you do war crime against the elephant

[@drunkyteddy7407]

J, like a true american. Doesn't know his left or rights.

[@trashcan4082]

What’s that

[@franklinturtleton6525]

Two Best Friends reincarnated for this playthrough.

[@wrongtime9097]

The parents killing Cutie was almost as upsetting as the stand-up routine scene in Joker, holy hell that was sad

[@foggyfrogg3019]

Is moon baboon supposed to be Captain Price?

[@BonePapi]

Don't tell me they brutally murdered a child's toy for nothing

[@tysonacker3584]

MOON BABOON IS BASED

[@FutureBoyEXE]

Honestly, this game puts me in mind of one of those family films from the 80s, with a PG rating.

[@leppalone6285]

I've been watching a bunch of your videos and I keep hearing Khonjin House references (I'm pretty sure)! Nice!!!

[@ChrisNorine]

I’m glad that me and and my brother had the same reaction while doing that section then our mom walked in and was like what’s going on???

[@donacdum7102]

Thats really painful Imagine slowy losing blood and getting your ear cutten off by a screwdriver

[@madwarrior1930]

"Do You Feel Like A Hero Yet?"

[@livetonfnv3176]

That was so mean dude, like what the hell. Why'd you have to do that to her, she was terrified.

[@AhduaJil-bb1cy]

You know its bad when J, Derp and Chat all disagree with it unanimously

[@OckhamAsylum]

I wasn't expecting that to make me so uncomfortable and sad... Weird how so many games and movies can't get you to feel a thing with all the gore and blood in the world, but a scared baby elephant doll cowering behind her little ears makes me hurt so bad inside.

[@fallen_kingz738]

Played this with a friend and as soon as we kicked Cutie off I couldn’t help myself and said “Long Live The King” as she fell. My friend’s heart was too soft and they felt bad but I couldn’t help but laugh at my own joke 😂

[@hueylong7989]

I like how the parents essentially became terrorists

[@martincombes8524]

JFJ’s yakuza karaoke experience at work.

[@ir8953]

God moon baboon kinda thicc

[@daleyhuard3675]

He is a baboon, so of course

[@rkj5480]

Was that a tale of two brothers reference. A fuck, now I gotta cry.

[@Inferno144]

Good lord they really did this.

[@nimbar3886]

moon monke is ded, this is so sad innit bruv

[@rileysmith7763]

Killing Cutie was the hardest part of this game because my gf wouldn’t stop crying.

[@AndrewBrew45]

8:50 pikuniku trained him well

[@AK-es9dn]

I haven't been this sad about completely destroying a boss since the I played Nier Replicant and killed the Shadowlord.

[@JokerChany]

these are some terrible parents who are absolute monsters who only care for themselves

[@MorkandGork]

Damn so this is what a revolution looks like

[@Germanbred]

Fuckin deflated when he said “ KILL IT WITH FIRE, KILL IT NOW”

[@thomasracer56]

He's clearly not a fan of the clussy

[@dragonnestking3418]

These parents deserve eternal puppetnation, terrible parents.

[@ratedawesome6132]

Can wait for it takes two is fun Finale

[@PIXELSHIFTINC-EMMORTAEL]

I played this with my father, and got completely stuck. This game does not account for australian internet and cruddy computers.

[@Raptor-fq4iq]

4:16 how has their daughter not got her leg harmed from that floor

[@commanderjango1487]

And now we wait for part four if there is a part four

[@renderfailed2789]

I'm gonna be honest, that drawing part made my head hurt on stream

[@atlasrules87]

that fucking elephant death scene fucked me up more than any other death scene in recent memory

[@atlasrules87]

NEVERMIND THERE ARE SO MANY MORE WORSE ONES IN LITERALLY JUST THE YAKUZA GAMES

[@_zealos_8213]

Naw, I'm actually on the Book's side at the end of the video. Those parents DO NOT deserve to know how to reverse the spell, no repercussions, no lessons learned. THEY KILLED ROSE'S FAVORITE TOY AND *_BATHED IN THEIR DAUGHTER'S TEARS!!_* _All because of a preschool-level deduction on how to break a spell they don't understand that NEITHER party had ANY qualms with._

[@LimusTG]

It takes two to have fun.

[@pneumaofficial9581]

Played this with my friend, rlly fun game

[@nobodydoesanything381]

Why the cliffhanger man. And right after another cliff hanger too

[@Kazuma.-]

Just had the JFJ Plushie delivered. Fucking amazing

[@miyakochiii3621]

What is the funny music J is singing all of the time? Is it from one of the BFs?

[@jonathanwells223]

At least I know I’m not a psychopath now

[@dylancarroll4623]

2:45 does he have a smooth brain or something?

[@dyrocecto541]

10:53 Heheh I got that reference

[@domenico_ginny6164]

Where is my part 4 >:( need more JFJ

[@gabrielchcosta]

I WAS SO INVESTEEEED. Where's part 4?

[@the_amazing_shinobi]

12:13 good times

[@adekfadlan1211]

press F to respect

[@exhaustednerd1522]

PARENTS OF THE YEAR

[@basicallyjovani6462]

The book design is really doing it's job, because I'm really starting to hate that bastard. Good game

[@bunbabbit4233]

If this is part 3, it OBVIOUSLY does not Take 2.

[@GingerGamingIsEpic]

A moment of silence for Cutie

[@justanedit001]

I didn’t know this game was a horror

[@onelonelyboi8961]

Damnit, I saw the yakuza stream and thought we were gonna get that video

[@jrmorrow2]

Ah yes the greatest obstacle. Numbers

[@shana0032]

JFJ, We are waiting for the next part.

[@StrayEnjoyer]

THEY MURDERED CUTIE

[@mikestion4629]

War Crime Unlocked!

[@stew1921]

It is revealed that Derp cannot count

[@shadowsnow628]

COME ON...... LET US SEE THE END

[@zaelgarviel9766]

aubergine. Eat french vegetable !

[@alonztec2953]

MERC THE CHILD

[@quixoticelixer4758]

Part 4 now!

[@stk1809]

Count how many times you fall like a mile in this game

[@kadoofle4490]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE PARENTS