that was excellent timing on mason's part to reset the room
@jakeking9743 жыл бұрын
"Father, why did you leave Prague?" "Because the citizens were Czech, Henry. Have you ever met a Czech? I felt like they were casting curses on me whenever they spoke!"
@josefcerny46203 жыл бұрын
ouch
@xaga87943 жыл бұрын
@@josefcerny4620 hey there is worse.
@spiderlink12483 жыл бұрын
"Because they have yee-yee bottom trimmings there, Henry. Can not even get wenches on their knobs."
@therandomdickhead57443 жыл бұрын
not wrong tbh
@michaelcreech89573 жыл бұрын
best comment ive seen all year
@nekobyoneko4443 жыл бұрын
The hell does Adam's Mom even do to drop that kind of cash. Also pog sugar mommy
@SimplyEvan3 жыл бұрын
Wedding planner if I remember correctly
@DakkaSolae3 жыл бұрын
@@SimplyEvan wow she must be pretty fucking rich
@tytothetoetaker97883 жыл бұрын
perhaps. brain surgen. to me it seems those kind of people invest into the silliest shit.
@biblequotesdaily66183 жыл бұрын
she's laundering it
@PoisoNico933 жыл бұрын
JFJ said she had an art gallery in New York in one of the EDF streams
@Zeddeck3 жыл бұрын
Most people with money: I'm gonna go to the country club or something Adam's mom: I'm gonna throw money at the funny internet sock Thank you Adam's mom for funding our boy
@MaskOfLimbo3 жыл бұрын
Then sock man: Please, lady, stop. I beg you!
@WyvernWolfe3 жыл бұрын
She donated 60k to this guy during the KCD streams, how do people in this covid economy have the money to give away for the memes to *that* extent
@JoseHernandez-pd5qw3 жыл бұрын
@@WyvernWolfe being so successful in life that you can throw money at your fav yt to the point where he is screaming about it
@anastasius34773 жыл бұрын
Is she some Lass who earns like 700k per year, won the lottery or some other shit?
@pathfindersavant39883 жыл бұрын
@@WyvernWolfe Easy, be a manager or bureaucrat of any of the major corpos or franchises who were given exemption and allowed to function as "necessary" while all the small businesses were forced to shutter their doors
@TheStrayHALOMAN3 жыл бұрын
This is as close as we're getting to Morrowind 2 in terms of mechanical complexity in modern RPG sims.
@themeddite3 жыл бұрын
To bad the combat in this game is god awful.
@kas74233 жыл бұрын
@@themeddite How so?
@TheStrayHALOMAN3 жыл бұрын
@@themeddite No it isn't the game just never explained how dice mechanics in a D&D game worked. KDK has the same/similar combat as Morrowind you just have actual feedback for the dice rolls now like being able to see your opponent dodge.
@caidpitman38453 жыл бұрын
@@kas7423 so there's a stamina system, which is sometimes ok. The problem lies in that not only does it take stamina to swing, but stamina is taken away when you are hit by an enemy (before your health is). Additionally, stamina can only regenerate to whatever your max health happens to be, and regenerates very slowly during combat. This does two things, firstly it creates a sort of snowball effect where being hit once will permanently reduce that person's effectiveness in combat for a few seconds, compiling on every single hit. If they are hit enough, they can't attack back at all. All of this is somewhat fine in a duel, or a 1v1. Bandits/basically every enemy fight in groups. Say two hit you at once, the fight is basically over as there is no way for you to make up for the stamina you lost in that first bout. But that's not the only problem. The devs decided to introduce a system similar to For Honor in the stance aspect. The problem is that, unlike For Honor, there's basically no way to tell what stance an opponent is in, as everyone moves super slow and clunky with little to no "tells". And you can't block an opponent if you are in a different stance to them. Oh, and blocking takes stamina, so even if you get it right, you're still at a defacite as they can keep attacking you.
@method2madness3 жыл бұрын
@@caidpitman3845 so you're disappointed that beating two armed men at the same time is difficult for a peasant with no training?
@bonesskelly7463 жыл бұрын
That last bit I think he really meant all of that, considering he was losing his shit on how great his life is going I'd say people like you JFJ, and they like you so much that they want you to be happy because they like seeing you be happy by helping you do what you want to do, make people laugh. Just keep doing this and I think that is how you can repay adams mom, well besides se-
@squeaks273 жыл бұрын
se- rving her a lovely homemade meal
@popepepe60423 жыл бұрын
se- eing a beautiful area in nature and taking her there to appreciate it
@zerrierslizer13 жыл бұрын
se- eking out the happiness she wants you to have.
@ducks42082 жыл бұрын
se- x
@taxinvasion2602 жыл бұрын
@@ducks4208 ReSPECKfully though
@ScuffedSoldier1233 жыл бұрын
“Wow that’s going to get really annoying” Plays the game for hours on end and gets his own fucking armor and long sword made
@Snow-ey4qp2 жыл бұрын
??? what??
@JSterling8123 жыл бұрын
J, you deserve the world bro. Imagine how hard it is to try and thank you for literally all that you've done to make people happy and laugh. You have a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor and we cannot be happier that you are in this world doing what you do.
@uhoh75453 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to completely deny sex until wedlock" Looks like we'll be seeing the Adam'sDad arc someday then.
@Josh-JTJ3 жыл бұрын
"And she donated more" Poor J man, poor, poor guy
@dominicmanester81253 жыл бұрын
Not poor anymore.
@degenerate36343 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmanester8125 YOU FUCKIN BEAT ME TO IT DAMN YOU IT WAS A GOOD JOKE AND IT STILL IS
@alexmercerrodarte3 жыл бұрын
Adams mom if you're here thank you so much for donating to J, he's the kinda guy that feels genuinely grateful an confused that people find him entertaining enough to donate actual currency.
@СщькфвуЫефдшт3 жыл бұрын
I know the rant of thanking was just a thank you but you really do deserve it all. You do so much to make so many people happy, its the highlight of a long work week for me to see you have a new 15 minutes of absolute joy for me to relax to. Keep up the good work J it means a lot to a lot of people :)
@voodooflux21523 жыл бұрын
I can't even comprehend having that much money to donate, honestly wtffffff.
@JustBizmuth3 жыл бұрын
Adam's mom works in mysterious ways
@enkelegy3 жыл бұрын
It's an account shared by all moms who have a child named "Adam"
@FoxHat3 жыл бұрын
Was talking with friends but this is more important
@TheGerd3 жыл бұрын
You can always talk with friends. But youtube's video Moderation is unpredictable.
@oikoj78693 жыл бұрын
J you are a good person, you're not a superhero or some shit you are just a genuine decent person and we don't have enough people like you in this shitty world. Thank you for being a good human being.
@calipdon59393 жыл бұрын
Dude you really inspire me, everywhere on youtube theres personalities but youre just yourself and i love that. Never change pleaseeee!
@brendanmathe21493 жыл бұрын
JFJ, you probably won’t see this, but every time I see a notification for your videos or streams I smile, knowing I’m going to enjoy this.
@AnAmericanMusician3 жыл бұрын
The fact that a small game studio gave us this and bethesda won't even release Elder Scrolls 6 until 2025 shows how the AAA industry is pretty much doomed to crash again in the near future.
@tomlenid6993 жыл бұрын
Lmao u plebian just because one game studio is refusing to realize the game you want during a pandemic doesnt mean that triple a games are dying
@tomlenid6993 жыл бұрын
Release
@johngun43773 жыл бұрын
@@tomlenid699 bro when half the AAA games are pure derivative garbage and refuse to do anything new, that’s a sure sign their entire industry is going downhill. And also, I’m pretty sure the “plebian” insult hasn’t been used in five years
@yagmi61823 жыл бұрын
@@tomlenid699 except hes actually right and im sick of people using covid as an excuse for what has been a declining genre for years now. we are living in an era where indie games are much better than most AAA games out there and release in a less fucked state and have more actual gameplay then the ones with massive dev teams and budget. plus the fact that most companies like bethesda just milk the games for as long as possible by releasing different versions of the same game on as many platforms as possible and cutting corners. i mean look at fallout 76 and fallout 4. both were crap compares to the previous titles. every cod game, assassins creed game and battlefield game is basically an asset swap boring dumpster fire every year now. then there is the cyberpunk debacle. fuck i sold my ps5 because i was so fed up of the modern gaming drama and play the nintendo switch instead since they are actually still pretty good at making games etc.
@IronChefBear3 жыл бұрын
"Adam's mom, how are you able to donate so much!?" That one wise fella from the chat during the stream: 7:30-7:32
@major_havok78543 жыл бұрын
Man that ending was the best ending to a video I've ever seen.
@minimmats3 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Come: Deliverance - Tax Return of the Sugar Mommy.
@BlackKanye3 жыл бұрын
It seriously fucks me up someone donating money like that. God I wish I could support the peeps I like that much man.
@alexmercerrodarte3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, like what the hell does Adams mom even do to earn that much money
@MoldyOog3 жыл бұрын
Literally one of my favorite games ever made.
@madzoroark53963 жыл бұрын
How? Everything about it sucks ass. The armor barely does anything, the alchemy is like 5-6 hours into the game, the enemies predict your attacks and parry you perfectly 80 percent of the time, and the story is the most generic shit ever. No game In history has ever made me so angry before or since, and every mechanic seems cool at first glance, but always turned out to be completely shit in practice. How???
@koolaidklankillers2 жыл бұрын
@@madzoroark5396 just like any other game, git gud scrub. Haven't finished story though.
@johngun43772 жыл бұрын
@@madzoroark5396 get fucking good then
@brayerkh2 жыл бұрын
@@madzoroark5396 The game is based on literal history, I wouldn’t say it’s generic. Far from it actually. What game let’s you start off as a literal peasant to work yourself up to a knight? Yeah the combat was hard at first but if you train with Sir Robard or whoever for like 2 hours, the combat becomes pretty easy and satisfying. Not to mention once you have more perks and you unlock new attack combos, you can honestly become overpowered.
@ScuffedSoldier1233 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to completely decline sex” Ah the devote Christian run
@lordzorddan89713 жыл бұрын
I remember killing the bandit leader with one poke to the head, most anticlimactic boss battle ever
@BlazinVoid593 жыл бұрын
Head Cracker is a anticlimactic but funny way to deal with Runt
@theratking43543 жыл бұрын
2:14, that “cut fookin onion lad” had me rolling bruh.
@lordyegor553 жыл бұрын
You deserve very bit of clout you get my dude cause making people happy the way you do isn't easy and as your fans we are grateful for your time entertaining us. God's speed ya beautiful sock
@alexreese6143 жыл бұрын
I love how he jokes around by talking normally to the ye olden characters, then immediately recites memes in ye olden talk
@FilthyCasualty3 жыл бұрын
12:43 my favorite part of that stream. It made me breakdown in laughter so hard.
@theweebuser46303 жыл бұрын
Bruh the last part of this vid though “Hey can I borrow two thousand dollars” Made me fucking die
@dmonsterlove Жыл бұрын
3:57 alright I'm buying this😂
@jamesterry47703 жыл бұрын
I was there when it was said that “There probably will be no Kingdom Come is fun” and am happy this is reality
@TheSuperAnarchy3 жыл бұрын
Also, the combat gets extremely responsive later on. It only feels janky because Henry is a troglodyte
@thatdude5323 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS. I JUST STARTED PLAYING THIS LAST WEEK. AND YOU PICK IT UP TOO. LET'S GOOOOOO
@TheOneAverageJoe3 жыл бұрын
bro adams mom is actually an incredible person. lots of love to her!!
@kamikazemelon7873 жыл бұрын
these streams were over the top man, so much fun to watch
@jakeking9743 жыл бұрын
1:05 going for the Tactical Fellatio
@kristophernimchan76993 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@Solaire-vu3cg3 жыл бұрын
You are by far one of the most wholesome and genuine content creator I have seen, keep it up
@Ziggylata3 жыл бұрын
He actually made the fucking video
@BlazinVoid593 жыл бұрын
Honestly I didn't know you could lose to Kunesh, but when I found out I decided to lose on purpose while still getting xp, get patched up by mom, then try to open his chest to get the option for lockpicks from Fritz, afterwards get the boys to help me beat up Kunesh for more xp. You can also pick all the herbs in Skalitz to the point of unlocking Leg Day for that strength xp.
@stan57943 жыл бұрын
you used to be able to drop the sword in skallitz then pick it up later
@plaguemockter72353 жыл бұрын
Agent 14th Century Also: We all love you too J, just keep doing what you enjoy and keep it up with the great content. Very much looking forward to the plushies.
@rose_sniper55023 жыл бұрын
Honestly, watching all the Vods for this game was oddly relaxing and just hilarious to watch. It even made me get the game myself and I gotta say had a blast playing it, the bugs and faults of the game aside I just enjoyed my time!
@Angellance73 жыл бұрын
Mason: *Opens door* Can I borrow 2000 dollars? What a classic 👏👏
@GameOfGubbs3 жыл бұрын
Pissing myself that he said "Do I have to drink an alcohol"
@noahchmielewski1347 Жыл бұрын
I remember the stream when JFJ first played KCD and the fandom was so excited trying to backseat game him that he and the mods were visibly angery before the 20 minute mark
@brassbucket19983 жыл бұрын
JFJ casually playing all the games i like
@grimreefer93243 жыл бұрын
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JANK???" about sums up Kingdom Come.
@gorillagaming37833 жыл бұрын
i love the adam's mom narrative arc
@TheOnePistol2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I actually never noticed the floppy disk symbol on the item that saves the game. That's awesome! lol
@Velkan13963 жыл бұрын
5:07 since I recently learned this I thought about sharing. When u fight on horseback the force of the strikes are mostly generated by the motion of the animal. So, if you were to cut some unarmoured peasant's back, just placing the weapon on the right trajectory will do the job. Even if It doesn't seem to carry much power behind it (cause It totally looks like a light tap) it's like having a scythe attacked to the side of a car slice u.
@chrisnicolet89103 жыл бұрын
Jfj has a sugar momma and that throws 7000 bucks at him and just asks for a thank you Dudes living the dream J if you ever meet this woman you better take her to the most expensive restaurant in Texas
@ElSorroPintado3 жыл бұрын
Bro I ship JFJ and Adam's mom tbh, he should become Adam's dad
@demented123112 жыл бұрын
I find the opening scene funny. game is realistic when it comes to armor but Henry's dad gets a lightsaber in the beginning lol
@Zacker2020-b4t3 жыл бұрын
13:00 is there anymore clips of jfj yelling this loud because i remember when he got this loud with the dbd update/the killer who bonks his head Edit: JFJ has been there for me in toughest of times and I cant thank him enough for picking me up when im down (picking me up as in the jokes and the community being awesome)
@DecemberActual3 жыл бұрын
I just love how wholesome you are J
@ConnorJaneu3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I've been waiting for
@sturmywinds3 жыл бұрын
The voicecracks were amazing
@klozedkazket50923 жыл бұрын
The way he said bread 😂
@fareflight20293 жыл бұрын
Loved these streams, hope we get more.
@oivatank3 жыл бұрын
I am fascinated by this mysterious eldritch entity that is Adam’s mom.
@crayray74293 жыл бұрын
I genuinely wonder who the hell adams mom is and where they’re getting all this donation money from
@JustBizmuth3 жыл бұрын
the mother of Adam, obviously
@stan57943 жыл бұрын
elon musk
@theonlygamerghost85253 жыл бұрын
Seeing how happy J is and all these good things happening to him brings me immense joy... I couldn't be more happier to see funny internet sock man get the love he deserves
@cullenpinney29973 жыл бұрын
Not a phone in sight just people living in the moment
@shlatilesmartaork55263 жыл бұрын
1:01 “oh this is gar- *HEAVY WEEZE*
@trentfoster84333 жыл бұрын
Thank you texan sock man
@miller80973 жыл бұрын
You may be a sock on the internet but you're our sock on the internet. Keep it up, and god bless you.
@ethansmith45042 жыл бұрын
I dont know how people can just give away 1,000 dollars
@apc-_-55233 жыл бұрын
My man cracked open the armoury chest first try (Probably few tries but he didn't got caught) what a mad lad, I still can't do that and I'm on my 4th playthrough
@genospec32903 жыл бұрын
No mater what we breed we're still are made of seed this is my Kingdom-...
@connordoak71453 жыл бұрын
Love you too J
@stickginge3 жыл бұрын
An ok game that could hit really good heights with just some quality of life changes which can right now only be provided by mods
@renderfailed27893 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the KC:D streams, hell of a journey
@merrittpetty91723 жыл бұрын
this is why jfj is the best
@Cibernetize3 жыл бұрын
Adam’s Mom is singlehandedly paying J’s rent
@lizardmedia22573 жыл бұрын
I hope it includes the part where he screeches at chat.
@Carl-ds1ip3 жыл бұрын
"Dad wrere are you ?" "Sorry kid but ye dad is really bad at pvp"
@ML-eq4rx3 жыл бұрын
i actually never noticed theres a floppy disk on the savior snaps...thats fucking funny
@paintitblack41353 жыл бұрын
Adam's Mom has got it going on
@Lemonman-mf8cn3 жыл бұрын
Bro Adam's mom is just too cool
@soggy_t0ast6843 жыл бұрын
Witness a sock try and fail multiple times trying to fight a drunkard
@huntata23603 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, I got put in jail at the very beginning, and died due to the fires from the pillaging. Fun game
@nyukohta7833 жыл бұрын
I love I just started my playthrough last night and see J has his
@marinenukem3 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Adam’s Mom Appreciation Video
@ReviewNerdLegitChannel3 жыл бұрын
Yes so excited for this series
@get_hard58673 жыл бұрын
JFJ the Kingdom Coom experience
@marcusclayton36653 жыл бұрын
Video should be titled sugar mommy funds sock knight's crusade against the cumans
@thepowerpoofguy19103 жыл бұрын
I WAS LITERALLY PLAYING THIS GAME TWO DAYS AGO
@kryrimstercat3 жыл бұрын
Rip henrys dad, probably got his spine all fucked up with that cut
@Krushking993 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, maybe it's fun when you're not falling through some stairs
@ThaBestQuest3 жыл бұрын
Adam's mom is a national treasure
@Ghost-he3cd3 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet early for new JFJ video. Best god damn sock in the world.
@RAPTORREX_3 жыл бұрын
i really wish i was able to complete the game but i kept getting side tracked by just doing illegal shit like assaulting everyone and getting arrested.
@taylorgoldman1303 жыл бұрын
Adam’s Mom coming in MVP
@seanbrown95453 жыл бұрын
MORE, I WANT TO SEE A GOD BE BORN
@MegaKain1013 жыл бұрын
This is the best way to laugh and smile, man, i love this channel and all it brings
@lefishe58843 жыл бұрын
I remember being in the stream when you swore up and down that this video wouldn’t happen. Glad to see you changed your mind
@Strong_the_Panda3 жыл бұрын
Is this a reupload or did i watch the streams. I can't remember
@yagmi61823 жыл бұрын
wondering the same thing because i know hes played this game before as i watched him play it on here months back. but now hes playing like he never played it before...but it was the same in the last videos though i dont remember him modding it.
@sturmguard86133 жыл бұрын
j you make everything look so fun and enjoyable thank you
@kommandantvalentine62723 жыл бұрын
I waited so long for this you have no fucking idea
@nekilik78862 жыл бұрын
Whats that music called at the very beginning of the video?
@nammcspazz86743 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I can’t watch any of your videos without them getting derailed by adam’s mom. That woman is everywhere.