Itchy And Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons

[@alex9920ro]

Bart: We are characters in a cartoon! Lisa: How humiliating. Ah, the sweet irony.

[@malachiroy8858]

The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.

[@harrydrake4173]

Well done. You got the joke.

[@connieroy813]

Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18 Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm. Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? Scratchy: Trick or treat! Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺 Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool. Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey. Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon. Lisa: How humiliating. Bart: Look. Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan. Scratchy: That's mean. Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson. Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it. Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!! Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮 Lisa: "To protect and sever"? Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one? Itchy: Sorry. Scratchy: It happens. Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house. Lisa: We're done for Bart! Bart: Not if I know cartoons. Lisa & Bart: Whoa! Bart: Whew. That was close. Lisa: Uh, Bart? Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax. Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in. Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote! Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF- Lisa & Bart: Come on! Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow. Lisa: Dad, push "exit". Homer: Hmm. Bart: Hey. Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton! Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go. Scratchy: You're beautiful. Marge: Aw, somebody's in love. Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered. Scratchy: No!

[@uriek2499]

2:48 All right. That's it. Dom Delouise can interview himself.

[@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc]

​@@connieroy813itchy said pain, not plan.

[@hunterolaughlin]

Scratchy: “Why are you laughing?” Itchy: “Hey, they’re laughing at your pain!” Scratchy: “Oh, like you don’t laugh at my pain every time you kill me!”

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Itchy:shut up

[@komaristudios]

Crushes scratchy head with anvil

[@malcolmmabota8957]

This was way funnier than the skit itself.

[@JordansGamer]

1:06

[@Aerodeth]

Itchy: "That's different. I'm laughing WITH you! Not AT you!"

[@ainosuvanto608]

"You have to be neuter" "NOOOOOOOOO!"

[@johnhunger7207]

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!

[@Daimando]

It's a fate worse than death.

[@gusgarcia-arellano4604]

What?

[@lllaserfoxgaming8196]

Agreed.

[@jacksimmondsbtsfanandstray7445]

What does that even mean neuter

[@carson11100]

It was kinda nice seeing Itchy and Scratchy work together 😂

[@Tuckinator15]

Agreed

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Like seeing him cut off scratches arms and just like sorority bro it’s k bro is so funny

[@Nameless82284]

@@Ihaveagasmask Cause they're cartoons, they can't get hurt.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@Nameless82284 have you seen them at all

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Remember when they teamed up against that dumb squirrel?

[@RoryKid2011]

In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.

[@hunterolaughlin]

Then again, it’s kind of bizarre seeing a live-action show instead of it being animated in The Simpsons style.

[@melissagerber7231]

That was Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee Gifford

[@ironhell813]

Sure they did…

[@PaulG.x]

@@hunterolaughlin It's like the time Home passed through a portal into a weird parallel universe - a weird universe that had 3 spacial dimensions!

[@jacksongibbs8998]

“You have to be neutered.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

[@JordansGamer]

4:10 That means You'll have to be Neuter. 🙂 Scratchy: Nooo!!! 😧

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@JordansGamer holds on to his what’s it with his paws Xx

[@Mr-6666]

​@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt he's only got a few days with them left so of course he's going to hold on to them.

[@Geck_Gxng]

lol

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@Mr-6666literally Xx

[@actionman9451]

It’s nice to see Itchy and scratchy working together for once and being nice to each other.

[@sexydudeuk2172]

They've been nice to each other at least once before when they killed quinton tarantino

[@sethking8627]

I'm guessing that they're always nice to each other most likely, but when the camera cuts off, they're like old friends.

[@RiceCakeCrisp]

​@@sethking8627I'm guessing the complete opposite to spite you

[@sethking8627]

@@RiceCakeCrispthat very sentence is confusing me?

[@coletrain583]

While trying to kill their biggest fans? That’s nightmare inducing. You know what they say, never meet your heroes.

[@alex9920ro]

That is the best moment in Treehouse of Horror series. Ever!

[@seanyiscubsfan1]

4:12 Poor Scratchy can’t catch a break.

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Even in real life

[@lllaserfoxgaming8196]

4:09 Scratchy be like: Nooooo! Not my crown jewels!

[@lukejansma6523]

😂

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Love how he held on to his Crotch Xx 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alex9920ro]

Scratchy screams in despair about being neutered? Its like nothing compared to what Itchy is doing to him all the time...

[@takeshikujo2909]

True, but what heterosexual male would be okay with having his clackers cut off?

[@ShakaHapa]

Yeah but he is in the real world now instead of cartoon world where he is immortal

[@dragonball4ever2009]

@@takeshikujo2909 ...I don't think bisexual/homosexual/pansexual/anysexual males would appreciate that either

[@catsandalcohol99]

He'll feel pain in the real world

[@alex9920ro]

@@catsandalcohol99 Scratchy also feels pain in his cartoons...he is always screaming while is getting hurt.

[@devenflores3342]

4:01 (Snowball purring)

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Scratchy you’re beautiful Xx

[@makototakara7025]

Marge: Aww… somebody’s in love. That means you have to be neutered.

[@humangirl2122]

@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@makototakara7025Scratchy Noooo desperately covers his what’s it Xxxx

[@ChrisManley1994]

"Hey Lis we're characters in a cartoon!" "How humiliating." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JordansGamer]

0:47

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Gasp look Xx

[@mathieuleader8601]

Bart and Lisa landing in the soup was the scariest bit of this segment for me

[@kaidyer8761]

1:20 Bart: a cartoon ax I love it… Lisa: *AAAAHHHHH!!!* Bart: *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!* 😂😂😂

[@JordansGamer]

1:28 Bart and Lisa: *They Screamed and Got Away From Itchy and Scratchy* 😧😧

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@JordansGamer They run out of the house Bart help Police Xxxxx

[@harleygoryl181]

3:53 Homer's cute laugh

[@Adamguy2003]

Yeah, lol, I always love when he does that laugh!

[@mrmatt4742]

“That means you have to be neutered.” “NOOOOOOOOO!” 😂😂😂

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Nooo desperately holds on to his what’s it Xx

[@pallacromee2408]

Are we all gonna ignore Bart casually held pure plutonium with his bare hands

[@hedgehogpower194]

He really is Homer's son

[@Talahonsg]

Thats Crazy

[@Jeremy-f3s]

In a Halloween episode ie not real so it doesn't mean anything.

[@gregwilliams4926]

3:57 "i guess this is my lite now."

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

Scratchy and Snowball II coexisting with each other. *THIS IS NEXT LEVEL WEIRD*

[@PintheDog]

The very first time that I saw this segment, Itchy and Scratchy bashing their way out of the TV was _not_ something that I saw coming. It freaked me out as much as it did the Simpsons!

[@Tasita001]

4:40 ah yes. Dog eating ice cream

[@Supremeguy667]

4:48 as yes rock music whatever idk

[@34quynhnhu80]

lol scratchy's in love

[@tylerkelly4575]

That means he'll have to be neutered.

[@maurobertolone5198]

You know that means don't ya?😬

[@cartooncentral263]

"How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of the one?" 😂😂😂

[@PintheDog]

And yet it didn't register with him that his kids are on a TV show on which they _shouldn't_ be?

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

Seeing Itchy and Scratchy being nice to each other is pretty appreciated. I always loved when Tom and Jerry got along

[@lostsouls1919]

"We're characters in a cartoon" Breaking the 4th wall I see

[@klimmr]

For Itchy and Scratchy or The Simpsons?

[@TheodoreAWatts]

Probably “Itchy and Scratchy”, which I honestly don’t see how it’s a forth wall break

[@williameggleton414]

3:47 Now that's what I call breaking the fourth wall! : D

[@JordansGamer]

I Get it!😄 Cause they Broke the TV Screen!

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Poor Poochy, He finally returned just to be killed off. Again.

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Itchy still uses chain saw Lisa we’re done for Bart Xx

[@markbraley9361]

Dog Eating Ice Cream Moral of the story, never ever insult cartoon characters in a TV show or else they'll attempt to kill/murder you.

[@matthewgrima8952]

Why is there a dog eating an ice-cream?

[@TylerYen-u2m]

Good advice!

[@NotThedemon]

@@matthewgrima8952cause the doggo is cute

[@BatmanFan76]

2:46 My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

[@gaminggoof1542]

Who are they? That an actual show?

[@KevinLHenderson]

The way Scratchy goes, "Why are you laughing?" Gets me every time. Lol Apparently, only Itchy is allowed to laugh at his agony and death.

[@JordansGamer]

3:32 Marge Simpson: Aah, Lisa look out a Skeleton!

[@droth1031]

It's funny how that "turn the head into a jack o lantern" gag would go on to be used in both Terrifier and the Halloween reboot

[@213byron]

Interesting how Bart calls Homer “Homer” and Lisa calls him “Dad”

[@DuckJohnn]

Bart did call Homer "Homer" but not dad when Bart was a baby.

[@bsgambati1]

Call me daddy. Homer! Why you little!

[@redshot5403]

@@bsgambati1and then he strangled baby Bart in front of marge and she doesn’t interfere

[@213byron]

They’re laughing at your pain 🤣

[@wondermaster7271]

That's mean!

[@guest19901990]

@@wondermaster7271 Let's Teach em a lesson.

[@nicolewhite3157]

@@guest19901990 a cartoon axe I love it (Blood drips down) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JordansGamer]

1:06 1:14 1:20

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@nicolewhite3157 Run out of the house Bart help police Xx

[@jaredcook4414]

01:13 Scratchy just ate a lit candle

[@dingus-fox]

The part where Bart gets his whole body eaten by piranhas scared me as a kid

[@animemangafan1987]

But it's funny

[@thedoctor4327]

Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice

[@daustin8888]

This is basically the movie Stay Tuned

[@darthsinniious1989]

4:11 Hell nah 💀

[@GachaObjects]

Say goodbye to your baby scratchy’s.

[@Sonic89856]

It happens a alot pets

[@Vanta526]

Marge: “You’ll have to be neutered” Scratchy: has nothing to get neutered with

[@sergioroman2920]

I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing!

[@CartmansFat98]

Richard, there's no cilantro in it

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@CartmansFat98Bart and Lisa fall into the soup Xx

[@kenterminateddq5311]

​@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt did the sauce splashed by itself from a Regis and Kathie clip?

[@sergioroman2920]

@@CartmansFat98 Ow! Holy Cow, this soup is out of control! Ow! My 👀👀👀👀! My beautiful 👀👀👀👀!

[@archibaldcabebe6062]

@@sergioroman2920 Oh, that's it! I'm going home! Dom DeLuise can interview himself!

[@w.t.f9778]

1:56 the first time he actually forgives him

[@guest19901990]

1:28 Best scream

[@lilacunicorngamer4773]

Cool

[@animemangafan1987]

So damn funny when their eyes popped out!

[@brandongill2577]

2:46 Gracie Films Stint 4:12 I can't imagine Scratchy and Snowball II having a family anyway.

[@sexydudeuk2172]

Imagine that. Itchy and snowball their offspring would be scratchball

[@gaminggoof1542]

What’s Gracie Films? Also that was kind of a sweet ending minus the neuter thing. Poor Scratchy’s balls though.

[@brandongill2577]

@@gaminggoof1542 That logo at the end of the Simpsons. "Shh!" Main sounds (Woman Screaming & Pipe Organ) Horror Sounds.

[@elielmaciel5266]

4:37 dog eating icescream confiremed

[@mischiefmakerstudios9900]

Poochie’s in the house!

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

Mischief MakerStudios homers in the house

[@sameeraahijo7037]

Who is poochie where did he come from

[@sameeraahijo7037]

Who is poochie where did he come from

[@douglasjr.mclaggen1781]

It's a character voiced by Homer.

[@kaikobak1698]

@@douglasjr.mclaggen1781 Aka Dan Castaneda.

[@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives]

I like that Itchy implies that he doesn't hurt Scratchy because it's funny, in fact the act of laughing at Scratchys pain is actually the truly awful thing to do. So being a psychopath in there world is more acceptable then being a sociopath. Which ironically is completely opposite of our own world.

[@rodolfovargas7952]

Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean. Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern. Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson. Homer Boring! Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!

[@mightylionguy2400]

Poochy sounding like Homer 😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Actually voiced by the same guy.

[@humangirl2122]

Marge: "That means you have to be neutered" Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.

[@dennybarkleysoueu]

3:33 Marge just got so shocked with bart and got her eyes bugged lol

[@maxresdefault_]

We gonna acknowledge the dog eating ice cream?

[@NarlorNarlzlmao]

The dog at the end

[@sandiegotrafficlightstrain354]

Lol, I love how the police car just picked them up.

[@jeremiahvalle4624]

2:54 it sounded like he said b*tchy’s house.

[@urmom69817]

itchy house

[@thenumberjuanyoutuber2412]

3:46 Itchy and Scratchy: Unfunny Deviantart Fill-In Memes Simpsons: Pepole who make Good Memes

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

2:42 oh my god Bart and Lisa have landed inside the couples soap in the real world

[@theemperorneo4870]

Soup Not Soap

[@Blue-mp5mh]

Breaking the 4th wall

[@Planetjolteon_Playz]

You got that right. 😂 0:29

[@josiahmayo6857]

2:42 man alive this soup is out of control

[@the1gamer521]

Scratchy why are you laughing Itchy there laughing at your pain Scratchy that’s mean Me itchy you laugh at his pain like every time

[@cjthesuperhero7911]

1:22 did u know when they screamed barts blood had an exclamation point

[@jonathancurrie5170]

This is Marge's fault. If she just let them watch TV, none of this would have happened

[@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc]

Hey, don't blame marge, not all mothers had to let her kids watching cartoons show you know.

[@VundabarGAWKfan]

Definately hypocritical of Itchy to try to kill them for laughing at scratchys pain. Though that’s probably the point.

[@evilteddy3492]

Number 1 rule in cartoons never look down

[@huggyslife4335]

4:02 ❤ that’s really sweet I find it cute

[@jaquansmith]

Finally, somebody says it. It's never funny to laugh at somebody's gruesome pain like that. Because everyone knows that death is never funny.

[@lorrainehatton1235]

your right, although this is fictional. So anything can happen.

[@jaquansmith]

Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235

[@DaJodad]

I think it's pretty funny, and the Bible encourages it so who cares

[@jaquansmith]

I still care, there's still other people that care about these things and have wisdom about it. @DaJodad

[@bockmeow]

Unless its a cartoon. Then its insanely funny

[@greendude7650]

Bro is really going to attack two random kids because the guy who's always killing and maiming him for years says so.

[@Courier2077]

3:53 "Hehehehehe, look how cute they are"

[@The-Annoying-Brawler]

When you still keep watching the video there's a dog eating a ice cream cone

[@brupper9023]

*casually poisons dog*

[@cannadineboxill-harris2983]

Well I think that BART needs to be tort another LESSON more than HIS Sister Lisa.

[@ultragaymer2437]

3:50 I just noticed a animation error in this scene, Homer's neck is turned white, then it goes back to normal

[@ripplered869]

thats the best post credit scene ever

[@gamesurvivor3129]

4:01 About time that cat got some positive love

[@doriehoffman7624]

Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Hey. 🙂 3:30 Jordark (Dark Element): *(He Gasped)* Guys Watch out a Skeleton! 😧 3:32

[@doriehoffman7624]

Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36 Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39

[@doriehoffman7624]

Crystal Guardians: *(We all Screamed)* 😧😯😲😧 3:47

[@dennisjansson6239]

1:28 WIERD that Lisa's eyelashes dissapear when her eyes stretch out.

[@pomeranianpleb5110]

Yeah.. it’s her eyes. Her eyelashes don’t just come out with it?

[@dennisjansson6239]

@@pomeranianpleb5110 Im not implying that they should come out. Im saying that its wierd that they arent on her eyelids as they grow there.

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

Ok the police thing was clever

[@stupedwtd362]

1:17 La primera vez que veo a itchy defendiendo a scratchy

[@Stegodon]

Krusty would pay the Simpsons family a fortune for the real versions of Itchy and Scratchy.

[@sintijabareika4295]

2:01 Homer's Voice

[@NaimAkbari-c9g]

Shelle from brawl stas

[@josephzielinski8817]

That's not the kind of battery for TV remote, that's a plutonium, chemically.

[@skyshunts]

This looks like a video you would get in your recommendations in 12 years

[@213byron]

2:00 😂😂

[@Akrenix]

The animation from 2:40 to 2:48 is pretty good

[@djjasonthompson8848]

Holy heck itchy and scratchy are in the simpsons!

[@SerenitySpiderMonkey]

My earliest memory of the Simpsons

[@mysteryobjectdiscovery3111]

2:40 LOL! 😂😂😂

[@melxkeno]

Homer's TuleBox 😂 0:03

[@MRC-ib4gu]

Bart and Lisa screams: 1. 1:23-1:25 2. 1:28-1:35 3. 1:44-1:49 (and a quick one at 1:52) 4. 2:15-2:18 5. 2:28-2:32 (cutoff until 2:40. Although you might not hear it.) 6. 3:18-3:21

[@MRC-ib4gu]

My favorite screams are numbers 1, 2, 5, and 6.

[@aiyanasaludez9748]

Bart: oh that’s it’s gonna hurt tomorrow.😂😂😂😂

[@WilfredoVelasquez4934]

Ah Lisa Lookout a skeleton

[@JessicaLafaver]

I like how the end is a dog eating ice cream

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

My dog will bite the ice cream than lick. He goes bananas with his crazy eyes. 😆

[@miss_daisy4925]

I remember this episode so well

[@DisneyNickelodeonfanatic2003]

Itchy and Scratchy are too scary and violent for me ☠️

[@jasonvoorhees1762]

after years itchy and scratchy are finaly friends

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

On Bart's nightmare they also tried To kill bart.😂

[@UkieCanuckPatriot]

Scratchy finally finds love ❤️ after all the BS Itchy has put him through.

[@redshot5403]

Too bad he has to get neutered

[@Hanna-BarberaShow-ie2vv]

The Mouse is making will doing a Cat head lantern. 🤣🤣🐈🎃

[@AvatarMarvel-i3t]

I guess for Itchy, he the only one who should be happy and laughing at Scratchy’s pain.

[@LazyPirate8]

Looking back, this is a great premises for a horror movie.