Itchy And Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons

[@alex9920ro]

Bart: We are characters in a cartoon! Lisa: How humiliating. Ah, the sweet irony.

[@malachiroy8858]

The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.

[@harrydrake4173]

Well done. You got the joke.

[@lovelylj2857]

STEWIE: Hey Brian, We Are Characters In A Cartoon! BRIAN: How Humiliating.

[@connieroy813]

Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18 Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm. Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? Scratchy: Trick or treat! Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺 Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool. Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey. Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon. Lisa: How humiliating. Bart: Look. Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan. Scratchy: That's mean. Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson. Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it. Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!! Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮 Lisa: "To protect and sever"? Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one? Itchy: Sorry. Scratchy: It happens. Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house. Lisa: We're done for Bart! Bart: Not if I know cartoons. Lisa & Bart: Whoa! Bart: Whew. That was close. Lisa: Uh, Bart? Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax. Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in. Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote! Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF- Lisa & Bart: Come on! Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow. Lisa: Dad, push "exit". Homer: Hmm. Bart: Hey. Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton! Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go. Scratchy: You're beautiful. Marge: Aw, somebody's in love. Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered. Scratchy: No!

[@uriek2499]

2:48 All right. That's it. Dom Delouise can interview himself.

[@hunterolaughlin]

Scratchy: “Why are you laughing?” Itchy: “Hey, they’re laughing at your pain!” Scratchy: “Oh, like you don’t laugh at my pain every time you kill me!”

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Itchy:shut up

[@komaristudios]

Crushes scratchy head with anvil

[@malcolmmabota8957]

This was way funnier than the skit itself.

[@JordansGamer]

1:06

[@Aerodeth]

Itchy: "That's different. I'm laughing WITH you! Not AT you!"

[@carson11100]

It was kinda nice seeing Itchy and Scratchy work together 😂

[@Tuckinator15]

Agreed

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Like seeing him cut off scratches arms and just like sorority bro it’s k bro is so funny

[@Nameless82284]

@@Ihaveagasmask Cause they're cartoons, they can't get hurt.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@Nameless82284 have you seen them at all

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Remember when they teamed up against that dumb squirrel?

[@ainosuvanto608]

"You have to be neuter" "NOOOOOOOOO!"

[@johnhunger7207]

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!

[@Daimando]

It's a fate worse than death.

[@gusgarcia-arellano4604]

What?

[@lllaserfoxgaming8196]

Agreed.

[@jacksimmondsbtsfanandstray7445]

What does that even mean neuter

[@actionman9451]

It’s nice to see Itchy and scratchy working together for once and being nice to each other.

[@sexydudeuk2172]

They've been nice to each other at least once before when they killed quinton tarantino

[@sethking8627]

I'm guessing that they're always nice to each other most likely, but when the camera cuts off, they're like old friends.

[@RiceCakeCrisp]

​@@sethking8627I'm guessing the complete opposite to spite you

[@sethking8627]

@@RiceCakeCrispthat very sentence is confusing me?

[@coletrain583]

While trying to kill their biggest fans? That’s nightmare inducing. You know what they say, never meet your heroes.

[@RoryKid2011]

In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.

[@hunterolaughlin]

Then again, it’s kind of bizarre seeing a live-action show instead of it being animated in The Simpsons style.

[@melissagerber7231]

That was Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee Gifford

[@ironhell813]

Sure they did…

[@jacksongibbs8998]

“You have to be neutered.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

[@JordansGamer]

4:10 That means You'll have to be Neuter. 🙂 Scratchy: Nooo!!! 😧

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@JordansGamer holds on to his what’s it with his paws Xx

[@Mr-6666]

​@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt he's only got a few days with them left so of course he's going to hold on to them.

[@Geck_Gxng]

lol

[@seanyiscubsfan1]

4:12 Poor Scratchy can’t catch a break.

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Even in real life

[@alex9920ro]

That is the best moment in Treehouse of Horror series. Ever!

[@devenflores3342]

4:01 (Snowball purring)

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Scratchy you’re beautiful Xx

[@makototakara7025]

Marge: Aww… somebody’s in love. That means you have to be neutered.

[@humangirl2122]

@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@makototakara7025Scratchy Noooo desperately covers his what’s it Xxxx

[@lllaserfoxgaming8196]

4:09 Scratchy be like: Nooooo! Not my crown jewels!

[@lukejansma6523]

😂

[@alex9920ro]

Scratchy screams in despair about being neutered? Its like nothing compared to what Itchy is doing to him all the time...

[@takeshikujo2909]

True, but what heterosexual male would be okay with having his clackers cut off?

[@ShakaHapa]

Yeah but he is in the real world now instead of cartoon world where he is immortal

[@dragonball4ever2009]

@@takeshikujo2909 ...I don't think bisexual/homosexual/pansexual/anysexual males would appreciate that either

[@catsandalcohol99]

He'll feel pain in the real world

[@alex9920ro]

@@catsandalcohol99 Scratchy also feels pain in his cartoons...he is always screaming while is getting hurt.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Bart and Lisa landing in the soup was the scariest bit of this segment for me

[@kaidyer8761]

1:20 Bart: a cartoon ax I love it… Lisa: *AAAAHHHHH!!!* Bart: *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!* 😂😂😂

[@JordansGamer]

1:28 Bart and Lisa: *They Screamed and Got Away From Itchy and Scratchy* 😧😧

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@JordansGamer They run out of the house Bart help Police Xxxxx

[@harleygoryl181]

3:53 Homer's cute laugh

[@Adamguy2003]

Yeah, lol, I always love when he does that laugh!

[@lovelylj2857]

1:41 To Protect And Sever THAT KIND OF CRACKS ME UP!!!😂😂

[@ChrisManley1994]

"Hey Lis we're characters in a cartoon!" "How humiliating." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JordansGamer]

0:47

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Gasp look Xx

[@34quynhnhu80]

lol scratchy's in love

[@tylerkelly4575]

That means he'll have to be neutered.

[@gregwilliams4926]

3:57 "i guess this is my lite now."

[@lostsouls1919]

"We're characters in a cartoon" Breaking the 4th wall I see

[@klimmr]

For Itchy and Scratchy or The Simpsons?

[@TheodoreAWatts]

Probably “Itchy and Scratchy”, which I honestly don’t see how it’s a forth wall break

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

Scratchy and Snowball II coexisting with each other. *THIS IS NEXT LEVEL WEIRD*

[@mrmatt4742]

“That means you have to be neutered.” “NOOOOOOOOO!” 😂😂😂

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Nooo desperately holds on to his what’s it Xx

[@Tasita001]

4:40 ah yes. Dog eating ice cream

[@pallacromee2408]

Are we all gonna ignore Bart casually held pure plutonium with his bare hands

[@hedgehogpower194]

He really is Homer's son

[@Talahonsg]

Thats Crazy

[@213byron]

Interesting how Bart calls Homer “Homer” and Lisa calls him “Dad”

[@DuckJohnn]

Bart did call Homer "Homer" but not dad when Bart was a baby.

[@bsgambati1]

Call me daddy. Homer! Why you little!

[@redshot5403]

@@bsgambati1and then he strangled baby Bart in front of marge and she doesn’t interfere

[@cartooncentral263]

"How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of the one?" 😂😂😂

[@BatmanFan76]

2:46 My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

[@gaminggoof1542]

Who are they? That an actual show?

[@Vanta526]

Marge: “You’ll have to be neutered” Scratchy: has nothing to get neutered with

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

Seeing Itchy and Scratchy being nice to each other is pretty appreciated. I always loved when Tom and Jerry got along

[@markbraley9361]

Dog Eating Ice Cream Moral of the story, never ever insult cartoon characters in a TV show or else they'll attempt to kill/murder you.

[@matthewgrima8952]

Why is there a dog eating an ice-cream?

[@TylerYen-u2m]

Good advice!

[@NotThedemon]

@@matthewgrima8952cause the doggo is cute

[@jaredcook4414]

01:13 Scratchy just ate a lit candle

[@213byron]

They’re laughing at your pain 🤣

[@wondermaster7271]

That's mean!

[@guest19901990]

@@wondermaster7271 Let's Teach em a lesson.

[@nicolewhite3157]

@@guest19901990 a cartoon axe I love it (Blood drips down) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JordansGamer]

1:06 1:14 1:20

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@nicolewhite3157 Run out of the house Bart help police Xx

[@dingus-fox]

The part where Bart gets his whole body eaten by piranhas scared me as a kid

[@animemangafan1987]

But it's funny

[@GaelHogsMMsAnimationsAndPlush]

A Normal Cute Dog Eating Ice Cream At The End

[@JordansGamer]

3:32 Marge Simpson: Aah, Lisa look out a Skeleton!

[@droth1031]

It's funny how that "turn the head into a jack o lantern" gag would go on to be used in both Terrifier and the Halloween reboot

[@darthsinniious1989]

4:11 Hell nah 💀

[@GachaObjects]

Say goodbye to your baby scratchy’s.

[@Fortnitelord79005]

It happens a alot pets

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Poor Poochy, He finally returned just to be killed off. Again.

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

Itchy still uses chain saw Lisa we’re done for Bart Xx

[@w.t.f9778]

1:56 the first time he actually forgives him

[@williameggleton414]

3:47 Now that's what I call breaking the fourth wall! : D

[@JordansGamer]

I Get it!😄 Cause they Broke the TV Screen!

[@guest19901990]

1:28 Best scream

[@lilacunicorngamer4773]

Cool

[@animemangafan1987]

So damn funny when their eyes popped out!

[@daustin8888]

This is basically the movie Stay Tuned

[@rodolfovargas7952]

Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean. Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern. Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson. Homer Boring! Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

Ok the police thing was clever

[@elielmaciel5266]

4:37 dog eating icescream confiremed

[@thedoctor4327]

Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice

[@lovelylj2857]

To Itchy And Scratchy, They're Like A Regular Tom And Jerry.

[@dennybarkleysoueu]

3:33 Marge just got so shocked with bart and got her eyes bugged lol

[@brandongill2577]

2:46 Gracie Films Stint 4:12 I can't imagine Scratchy and Snowball II having a family anyway.

[@sexydudeuk2172]

Imagine that. Itchy and snowball their offspring would be scratchball

[@gaminggoof1542]

What’s Gracie Films? Also that was kind of a sweet ending minus the neuter thing. Poor Scratchy’s balls though.

[@brandongill2577]

@@gaminggoof1542 That logo at the end of the Simpsons. "Shh!" Main sounds (Woman Screaming & Pipe Organ) Horror Sounds.

[@sandiegotrafficlightstrain354]

Lol, I love how the police car just picked them up.

[@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives]

I like that Itchy implies that he doesn't hurt Scratchy because it's funny, in fact the act of laughing at Scratchys pain is actually the truly awful thing to do. So being a psychopath in there world is more acceptable then being a sociopath. Which ironically is completely opposite of our own world.

[@mischiefmakerstudios9900]

Poochie’s in the house!

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

Mischief MakerStudios homers in the house

[@sameeraahijo7037]

Who is poochie where did he come from

[@sameeraahijo7037]

Who is poochie where did he come from

[@douglasjr.mclaggen1781]

It's a character voiced by Homer.

[@kaikobak1698]

@@douglasjr.mclaggen1781 Aka Dan Castaneda.

[@213byron]

2:00 😂😂

[@Courier2077]

3:53 "Hehehehehe, look how cute they are"

[@jonathancurrie5170]

This is Marge's fault. If she just let them watch TV, none of this would have happened

[@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc]

Hey, don't blame marge, not all mothers had to let her kids watching cartoons show you know.

[@jeremiahvalle4624]

2:54 it sounded like he said b*tchy’s house.

[@urmom69817]

itchy house

[@sergioroman2920]

I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing!

[@CartmansFat98]

Richard, there's no cilantro in it

[@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt]

@@CartmansFat98Bart and Lisa fall into the soup Xx

[@kenterminateddq5311]

​@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt did the sauce splashed by itself from a Regis and Kathie clip?

[@sergioroman2920]

@@CartmansFat98 Ow! Holy Cow, this soup is out of control! Ow! My 👀👀👀👀! My beautiful 👀👀👀👀!

[@evilteddy3492]

Number 1 rule in cartoons never look down

[@the1gamer521]

Scratchy why are you laughing Itchy there laughing at your pain Scratchy that’s mean Me itchy you laugh at his pain like every time

[@maxresdefault_]

We gonna acknowledge the dog eating ice cream?

[@josiahmayo6857]

2:42 man alive this soup is out of control

[@PlanetJolteon_Playz]

You got that right. 😂 0:29

[@ultragaymer2437]

3:50 I just noticed a animation error in this scene, Homer's neck is turned white, then it goes back to normal

[@greendude7650]

Bro is really going to attack two random kids because the guy who's always killing and maiming him for years says so.

[@Stegodon]

Krusty would pay the Simpsons family a fortune for the real versions of Itchy and Scratchy.

[@SerenitySpiderMonkey]

My earliest memory of the Simpsons

[@KevinLHenderson]

The way Scratchy goes, "Why are you laughing?" Gets me every time. Lol Apparently, only Itchy is allowed to laugh at his agony and death.

[@jaquansmith]

Finally, somebody says it. It's never funny to laugh at somebody's gruesome pain like that. Because everyone knows that death is never funny.

[@lorrainehatton1235]

your right, although this is fictional. So anything can happen.

[@jaquansmith]

Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235

[@DaJodad]

I think it's pretty funny, and the Bible encourages it so who cares

[@jaquansmith]

I still care, there's still other people that care about these things and have wisdom about it. @DaJodad

[@bockmeow]

Unless its a cartoon. Then its insanely funny

[@melxkeno]

Homer's TuleBox 😂 0:03

[@mysteryobjectdiscovery3111]

2:40 LOL! 😂😂😂

[@josephzielinski8817]

That's not the kind of battery for TV remote, that's a plutonium, chemically.

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

2:42 oh my god Bart and Lisa have landed inside the couples soap in the real world

[@theemperorneo4870]

Soup Not Soap

[@Blue-mp5mh]

Breaking the 4th wall

[@thenumberjuanyoutuber2412]

3:46 Itchy and Scratchy: Unfunny Deviantart Fill-In Memes Simpsons: Pepole who make Good Memes

[@stupedwtd362]

1:17 La primera vez que veo a itchy defendiendo a scratchy

[@JessicaLafaver]

I like how the end is a dog eating ice cream

[@skyshunts]

This looks like a video you would get in your recommendations in 12 years

[@Akrenix]

The animation from 2:40 to 2:48 is pretty good

[@humangirl2122]

Marge: "That means you have to be neutered" Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.

[@The-Annoying-Brawler]

When you still keep watching the video there's a dog eating a ice cream cone

[@brupper9023]

*casually poisons dog*

[@stupedwtd362]

Bart y lisa: **se esconden en algún lugar para que no los maten** Itchy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioqVm5WFZbKiirs

[@huggyslife4335]

4:02 ❤ that’s really sweet I find it cute

[@cesarmorales9138]

Do you bart me boy 0:13 it not a act bart 1:20

[@VundabarGAWKfan]

Definately hypocritical of Itchy to try to kill them for laughing at scratchys pain. Though that’s probably the point.

[@WilfredoVelasquez4934]

Ah Lisa Lookout a skeleton

[@jasonvoorhees1762]

after years itchy and scratchy are finaly friends

[@doriehoffman7624]

Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Hey. 🙂 3:30 Jordark (Dark Element): *(He Gasped)* Guys Watch out a Skeleton! 😧 3:32

[@doriehoffman7624]

Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36 Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39

[@doriehoffman7624]

Crystal Guardians: *(We all Screamed)* 😧😯😲😧 3:47

[@mightylionguy2400]

Poochy sounding like Homer 😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Actually voiced by the same guy.

[@djjasonthompson8848]

Holy heck itchy and scratchy are in the simpsons!

[@FrogFood8587]

Channel name checks out.

[@williamfairchild7439]

2:35 Regis and Kathy

[@LazyPirate8]

Looking back, this is a great premises for a horror movie.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

On Bart's nightmare they also tried To kill bart.😂

[@MRC-ib4gu]

Bart and Lisa screams: 1. 1:23-1:25 2. 1:28-1:35 3. 1:44-1:49 (and a quick one at 1:52) 4. 2:15-2:18 5. 2:28-2:32 (cutoff until 2:40. Although you might not hear it.) 6. 3:18-3:21

[@MRC-ib4gu]

My favorite screams are numbers 1, 2, 5, and 6.

[@aiyanasaludez9748]

Bart: oh that’s it’s gonna hurt tomorrow.😂😂😂😂

[@user-Roblox76485]

1:28 the eyes 😂😂😂😂

[@dennisjansson6239]

1:28 WIERD that Lisa's eyelashes dissapear when her eyes stretch out.

[@pomeranianpleb5110]

Yeah.. it’s her eyes. Her eyelashes don’t just come out with it?

[@dennisjansson6239]

@@pomeranianpleb5110 Im not implying that they should come out. Im saying that its wierd that they arent on her eyelids as they grow there.

[@L.Tarras]

Humans fall in love: Let's make love Cats falls in love: That's mean you have to be neutered

[@SuperbitGamer-db6iw]

Ooh that is gonna hurt tomorrow

[@l-wolverine2211]

Mama took those batteries She took them away Mama took those batteries Size double A

[@UkieCanuckPatriot]

Scratchy finally finds love ❤️ after all the BS Itchy has put him through.

[@redshot5403]

Too bad he has to get neutered

[@miss_daisy4925]

I remember this episode so well