itemLabel AWR 2022

[@olliefischer]

this is just confirming my conspiracy theory that the itemLabel brand was created as a front to popularize emamouse's music

[@kiricappuchin]

and by god is it working

[@0oMRLEGo0]

Build a parallax is awesome!

[@creepywaffles4783]

I’m sorry but the description of the company says it is a revenge based business so it may not be true

[@seacatgirls]

counterpoint: burritogalaxy

[@waterringtoss]

Actually it's a web store made by mushbuh

[@itemLabel]

This was originally streamed live on twitch.tv/itemlabel on 3/10/22

[@mikotypes2774]

happy ur re- streaming this for the ppl who missed it!

[@v0rayn]

We know! 🥰🥰🥰

[@TAKAEV-ku3oh]

благодарю за поддержку

[@anondoesntexist8532]

ill never get over the fact that they loreblocked us. thank you itemlabel

[@itskevinjustkevin]

That's what we call trolling and rollin

[@ashers1930]

Wait what?

[@ashers1930]

Nevermind I know now lol they keep pausing when lore is about to come up

[@peachpie3597]

What does this mean?

[@anondoesntexist8532]

@@peachpie3597 exactly what it means

[@Incatnito-insane]

I watched this live and it was fucking amazing, ignored my children so I could watch uninterrupted.

[@boo9407]

Same, I had to give my children sleepy spray to get them to shut up, it's been a while since they've woken up but at least I can watch this with no annoying interruption. 🤪

[@somethingwithbungalows]

@@boo9407 you gave them sleepy spray? I had to strangle mine because I didn’t have any :( But it’s all good now :3

[@boo9407]

@@somethingwithbungalows I only recently got sleepy spray lol. Before I had to actually leave my house and neglect them until I finished my 12 hour long entertainment session. Now I still neglect them but in the comfort of my own home. ☺️👼🏽what a blessing.

[@plushbaby2601]

@@boo9407 before i got sleepy spray i had to resort to smashing a glass bottle on their heads

[@shroomish778]

@@plushbaby2601 that's absolutely BARBARIC what the fuck?? you should be using a rusty sippy cup, not a glass bottle

[@merpo2806]

itemlabel feels like it was made to appeal to my love for weird things and my dumb sense of humor. Definitely going to catch next year's AWR cause this was great.

[@AmarillodelBosqueVerde]

this was INCREDIBLE. i never expected it to be nearly an hour long. i was laughing my ass off while watching it with my friend thank you itemlabel

[@latch_official]

the emotion chart was such a good gag. i hope it sticks for future content

[@mumujibirb]

The only problem is it feels so like hexadecimal. idk.

[@hankegol9236]

ok but we need itemlabel conventions in real life, like think about "itemcon 2023" or would it be "labelcon"?

[@zo9618]

the awr this year was incredible, good content

[@nickthickman9393]

I AM SO PROUD OF MY HALF BROTHER STEVEN WORKING WONDERS AT ITEMLABEL

[@penguinthepurple]

Love it, this was a great escape from the world. Was not expecting the 4th wall break about the vod!

[@creepywaffles4783]

If there was an ItemLabel video game I can imagine it being like world discovery where you’re new to earth and there are strange creatures roaming and you and your research team have to study them and their variants. Or Pokémon but ItemLabel

[@foxwithoutahat]

Same here. Or it could be something where you’re in an alternate dimension and you have to start a new life in this strange world. There is also an abundance of Itemlabel characters that you can adopt. So pretty much just a slice of life game with Itemlabel characters Edit because I just thought of something: there could also be a feature like in My Singing Monsters or Dragon City where you can breed two peepies and get a new peepy

[@alberquiky1]

It'd be like PetsCop tbh

[@amonsteriguess1033]

I'm pretty sure there is some sort of Itemlabel related game in the works, but idk 100% tho

[@JohnSmith-wv5km]

@@amonsteriguess1033 burrito galaxy

[@shroomish778]

me and my friend are actually currently working on an itemlabel gameboy game! youfo is trying to devalue the price of the golden peepy by filling the earth with sand, and to get the money to bail your friends out from prison to help you defeat them, you have to devalue the price of a comic book and continously put the comic book in pawn, while using your friends special abilties to destroy the comic books so you can get the rest of your friends out. stay tuned haha

[@njdotson]

I laughed so hard at 19:35 that I accidentally slammed my head on the wall behind me, I should not find this that funny

[@AphidKirby]

An hour of itemLabel humour nonstop, thank you so much that was fantastic!

[@eyeofjustice777]

so many cool new characters and potential storylines...CEO is super cute :)

[@NewLeafGuitarist]

Super excited for this!! My step dad is getting me cowpy and tigerpy bcs I don't get my next paycheck for a few days 🤧🤧 Update! : Just got it on the 27th for my birthday!! I'm about to get tigerpy myself, but I got cowpy :3 super awesome quality- they are truly built to commit aggressive tax evasion 💜

[@lowkeyalextho]

awesome stepdad

[@NewLeafGuitarist]

@@lowkeyalextho he is ✨💜

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9243]

@@NewLeafGuitarist I LOVE LEAN 💜💜 BEANS ARE MEAN 👿👿

[@NewLeafGuitarist]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9243 cool story bro 💜✨

[@tuckeredout2887]

Baaulp's cameos in these will always make me smile

[@creeperhunterD]

Is that actually Baaulp? I thought it was him but I wasn't sure. Cool to know!

[@tuckeredout2887]

@@creeperhunterD yes

[@ablancer3582]

I saw the original on twitch! I was laughing my ass off the whole time, especially at the Dinkle neutralizer part

[@snakeygirl4296]

Best corporate video I’ve ever seen!

[@fullofswine]

im so excited for new itemlabel content

[@oblivionscall]

couldn't look away, except to consult my emotions chart of course

[@v0rayn]

I love this year's awr

[@Sleetea]

this might actually be the best thing I've ever seen

[@MarshuTheBurninator]

i kept getting ACTUAL ads when there was an ad break in the video perfect

[@YourAppleSalesman]

I hope someday emmamouse puts the background music of this video on Spotify

[@vegetalinurwalls]

10/10 stream would watch again

[@lexithesupercoolperson9992]

i dont even know what this company is anymore but i love this this is making me want to buy something from them

[@thatpersonsmusic]

Worlds combine at 44:00, what a surprise seeing Hank Green here

[@Amy-si8gq]

ive never regretted watching anything less

[@therandomdragoncat3003]

THAT WAS AWSOMEEEEEEE!!!

[@jacobmark4918]

itemLabel awr!

[@JrfrsdCereal]

THAT WAS AMAZING. Now we need the ceo of itemlabel's song

[@bennekin]

44:11 IM LITERALLY READING A JOHN GREEN BOOK RN, IT IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME AS I WATCH THIS

[@sinewavy]

this is one of my favourite videos

[@shrimp_bones4768]

Phew, I missed the live stream thank god for this

[@Quadrash]

I’m watching this while sleep deprived and can’t tell what’s real and what’s not

[@thechosenundead]

What happens to those who cannot stand for the anthem? Like physically unable to

[@Ranixo286]

Generally it's understood if they can't. But then again this is Juldarian protocol and hopefully ableism isn't one of their approved crimes...

[@thechosenundead]

The itemLabel universe is kinda scary ngl

[@iEcilpse]

itemlabel has only gotten stranger and it is great

[@jasonwalton9553]

Thank you for adding subtitles to the end credits theme! By the way, does anyone have a list of the fun facts?

[@nedflandough6487]

Fantastic vid Also old lore drop before it becomes even more outdated: Theory: (I don't think any of this is true at all it's just fun to come up with) Sucklet were the original dominant lifeform inhabiting the 'earth' in the item label continuality, whos species became dormant due to their exploration of/becoming trapped in/somehow ending up in 'a distant unseen universe', suggestion of trapped and have been/are being released in "Sucklet's Quest". Peepy/OuiOui are an alien race which has arived on earth by some means, and have frequent association with UFO craft as means of travel. "Peepy's Secret" seems to suggest the Peepy pilot the seen UFOs, however "OuiOui's First Crime" suggests the UFOs are piloted by a different alien species. Assuming the alien species are piloting the UFOs during this video, we can also see at 2.11 example of these aliens taking and moving the OuiOui. Then, in the later video "Peepy's Secret", at 2.37 when we see the Peepy species piloting the UFOs we can also see several OuiOui seemingly in some sort of stasis or incubation inside some soft of advanced technology. Given this context, suggestion could be made that the Peepy may have been created or at least stored en masse for travel through the cosmos. Given all these contexts as well as "Peepy's Secret" (Peepy controlling the UFOs) coming after "OuiOui's First Crime" (another alien species controlling the UFOs), as well as Peepy seemingly instinctively 'committing crimes' as a part of their life cycle and enterence into maturity (as suggested by 'OuiOui's First Crime', also OuiOui are baby Peepy) its possible that the other alien species (seen at 1.14 of 'OuiOui's First Crime') created the Peepy and UFOs in order to send them to planets containing advanced civilisations to cause disruption and chaos to allow for easier takeover of planets. However, the Peepy rose against their creators and took over their civilisation, or at least the UFOs. They then either sought to continue their takeover by their own means or fled to earth in hopes of creating a better future for their species. "Bye bye Ouioui" suggests that Ouioui can survive exposed in the Martin atmosphere (and possibly the vacuum of space) and are existing alongside humans in a time humans are awake of their existence and are making contact with Mars. While this Ouioui may have come here with the human filming, if it were discovered and recognised here this may suggest Peepy attempted settling on or conquering Mars before earth. Peepy undergo or can undergo transformation into items they consume, as both Peepy and OuiOui. They either have control over when they do this or only do it once, as Peepy (Cow Pattern) is stated on the itemlabel website to consume grass as a 'strength', and is not a grass Peepy. It is possible (though speculation) that the consumption of peanuts as OuiOui is what gives adult Peepy their shape. Dinkle is God or an all powerful entity in the itemlabel continuality, and wrote and sang "Peepy's Theme", "Sucklet's Song", "Moley's Theme" and "Dinkle's Theme", as suggested by use of the same voice and "Dinkle's Theme" being sung in first person. "Soft~" and "Micro Celeb" variations of Dinkle may be explainable as Dinkle being able to manipulate space and time, this allowing it to exist in multiple places at the same time and at different stages throughout its life. Suggestions of being a powerful entity may come from 1.35 of "OuiOui's First Crime", where an OuiOui summons and requests an item from them, possibly through means of summoning by Dinkle. The maps seen in "King Sucklet" seem to suggest the earth in the itemlabel continuality is being dramaticly effected by the presence of the itemlabel creatures. ==================================== Highly Speculatory Theories If we assume Dinkle is all powerful, we could assume they may be responsible for the creation of Moley and Sucklet, Fishcar and some other itemlabel characters due to the itemlabel continuality being inhabited by the plush creatures, as well as this being perceived as normal by human life. Dinkle then may have been responsible for originaly banishing the Sucklet. The Peepy may have originally been created specifically for combating the Sucklet by the aliens specificly for the invasion of earth. It is stated on the itemlabel website Sucklets find 'extreme pleasure' in upsorbing the nutrients of treats and by decomposing other organisms, which may have been what lead for them to become earth's original dominant species as well as being the reasons for them being sealed away. Sucklet 'moving quickly from right to left' is them trying to observe human behaviour and reaction. They like living in human homes as they desire to study and observe them, as humans appeared in their time of absence. The current itemlabel videos take place decades after the return of the Sucklets and the invasion of the Peepy. King Sucklet is highly secretive and does not want to be found as it is potting the death of Dinkle as well as the true (still in universe) CEO of itemlabel. (I think somewhere CEO MOU mention in universe they are the 'fictional CEO'? This may not be the case at all) Itemlabel being a "revenge based company" may involve CEO MOU being a cover up for the true CEO, who is aware of King Sucklets plan to retake the world and is in hiding from them.

[@PjKneisel]

ngl tldr but no

[@docyukiohattori]

51:39 "YUH"

[@Oiglydoople]

I think this video counts as an analog horror

[@bingus7731]

This was amazing

[@-piicvle-3582]

YO I'm kinda sad I'm unable to watch it, as it's streaming on 2am..but hope it will be great!

[@bennekin]

44:03 NO WAYYYY

[@-hanako-3912]

SECTOR [REDACTED] HAS RADIOACTIVE PEEPIES I WENT THERE AND SAW THEM I BROUGHT ONE HOME

[@quixQuery]

This show was.... something else, but it didn't answer my one question. What the heck does AWR stand for?

[@jasonwalton9553]

Annual Web Report!

[@PancakeCatMarc]

this was so beautiful even though i wasnt there to witness it

[@tiktokbad6988]

i like how the seconds in the count down are 2.5 seconds apart

[@sonkdamonke]

one o-one one o-one one homie

[@gIoriaflores]

i watched this when it was live :)

[@mumujibirb]

How is nobody talking about the host of scishow just appearing here.

[@skittl_e]

45:14 the big one is coming

[@RodolfoCH_BONUS]

18:18 IS THAT SMOKEEBEE?

[@catzcraftuwu]

gamer moment tbh

[@sprungus1510]

Amazing

[@canadiandoesthings4596]

It has started.

[@sonkdamonke]

51:38 REPLAY BUTTON

[@gremlin.3x343]

Attention: dinkles are not considered an itemlabel product this month and you must neutralise it! *sprints at my poor dinkle tryna vibe*

[@LostBear.]

I like the surreal and Sam Hyde inspired visuals + music in this video

[@heartthecat7736]

thanks bobby and bobby

[@JoziGlitzh]

19:58 Missed opportunity to call it "Creepy"

[@zettavevo]

or creepeepy

[@screeching_.catttt]

EXCITED!!!

[@thesneppurd]

thank you itemlabel. I hope you enjoy my future money.

[@Rzrshrp_bss]

the big one got me shaking in ma boots

[@wyattsfilms4451]

Jams you Forgor💀 The thruth of every Itemlabel Stuffie

[@wyattsfilms4451]

That ad literally Sucked because it fast forward time

[@masadd]

I AGREE

[@Churrb]

I wasn’t expecting John greene

[@aceofspades5109]

A common misconception about the pyramids is that they were built by slaves, they were actually built by well respected artisans who worked in three month shifts and even got to be buried next to the pyramids, and think, why would something as sacred as the pyramids that required expert skill, be built by people who we're looked down upon and seen as the lowest of low

[@mr.meowywoo]

what if ya'll made a itemlabel coloring book...

[@HarrisonandParker]

wooowooo

[@skatingbeetles]

wow! i didnt know the Big One iwas coming!

[@jwwatches]

Hank Green showing up was a surprise, holy shit

[@TheV360]

52:11 wtf i've seen that place in a dream. you need to get out of there, like, yesterday. there are untold horrors in there (speaking from my experience in the dream)

[@bobboegg6936]

Love Devin

[@toadpa4565]

I DONT HAVE A PEPE CAN I STILL VIEW THIS WORK

[@bennekin]

MY DOG OPENED THE DOOR AND CAME IN MY ROOM AS I WAS STANDING SALUTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM LOL

[@Caize_]

thank u for the $100 discount

[@0EEG]

am buying youFO.

[@kandibytez6208]

Cropcircle Direct 2024 :)

[@sparklycrayonz]

i am going to get lemon peepy maybe i am excited

[@romeisfallingagain]

we do need a itemLabel videogame

[@phrogduncan8909]

yes

[@aranxtil5554]

I luv it

[@korwynze6288]

when are we getting Juldarian passports sent with our orders so we can give each itemlabel monstrosity their own ID?

[@King_0f_Frost]

How is this an actual company I love it

[@bennekin]

!sorryimissedmyjurysummons

[@CombustableLemon]

Don't have any items, but I will still continue.

[@Mikescool444]

I’d trade a half-eaten pack of Oreos mini

[@creepywaffles4783]

Have not received letter peepy is disappointed and mistake is disappointed

[@amycatass]

We need the return of braydenbabie

[@Fizzymilkshakee]

HOW DOES EVERYONE WORKING AT ITEMLABEL SOUND THE EXACT SAME

[@garyoconnor6728]

51:14-51:49

[@twint9]

DEVIN

[@FusionTheGoober]

OOH ITEMLABELL, WHERES OUR 2023 AWRRRRR

[@FusionTheGoober]

*casually pulls out a minigun*

[@bennekin]

9:36 *gets an ad*

[@dex.16]

is it intriniscally wrong to assume that gameclam and by extension mistar whyte came from the same planet/universe as itemlabel, but somehow found their way to really real earth wih the ps5 and xbox 1

[@bennekin]

34:25 errorflop