its never lupus - Bits and Banter [02/09/2024]

[@eldonhill4840]

Shout out to the guy in chat during the blender cleaning discussion who snuck by with “my blender has a bunch of black mold”

[@trisckit]

I don't know how to explain it but "this vexes me" has a similar but inverted feeling as "relax, I'll handle it"

[@John.._]

OH NO IT IS THE DIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER TAKE ACTION-

[@GayBrain]

Ah, yes, that is the dive intercontinental ballistic missile. Let us retreat from this perilous warpath.

[@samumohacsi]

you are a black man

[@Ethan-sg7tj]

librarian stays goated 💪

[@MHjort9]

And coated

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

It's never lupus, the sequel to "its never Campylobacter"

[@DrKlown]

the chatter calling altazimuth a "baldurs gate ass word" hahhahahahaha

[@drflaggstaff9008]

Am I the only one that goes a little bit crazy when the spell check lady says "a adjective"? It's definitely "an" right?

[@bumbo11111]

it's gotta be an man

[@GigaVanguard]

a djective

[@anttihujanen8317]

Fresh of the presses hell yeah

[@thaDjMauz]

I cant believe Apollo of all people is arguing against adult toys

[@strangest_cacti]

I thought he was saying that adult toys aren't inherently a kink thing?

[@thaDjMauz]

​@@strangest_cactithat sounds more like how I know him yeah

[@chan_serv]

bits and banter with a coffee is the best way to start a monday 🤠

[@thaDjMauz]

You know My Analog Journal? Also a fantastic accompaniment to a morning ritual

[@chan_serv]

@@thaDjMauz Woah I’ve never heard of this but love the vibes! This will be my morning vibe maker today without a bits & banter. Thanks!

[@snoowwe]

This thumbnail vexes me

[@Zugrwow]

Yeah what’s the word supposed to be? _ LE _ _ with T not in the first and S not in the fourth. No H and D either

[@BogyYanks]

ty Librarian for the time stamps, i like being able to quickly find certain bits

[@TheFX37]

The targeted ad is a funny idea and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if someone at twitch suggested it.

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

House MD and NL is a blessed mix

[@daybreakhascome]

The house edit is so fucking good

[@Snyphurr.]

me when the patient is suffering of muscle and joint pain, fever, rashes, chest pain, light sensitivity, kidney problems, mouth sores, extreme fatigue, anemia, memory problems, blood clotting and eye disease

[@lezzbmm]

1 k8’s explanation of the hack was so thorough and cohesive i loved hearing it 2 ty librarian as always for yr service and specifically including that at the end o7

[@pluralnounfatigues]

thank god i was jonesing

[@ReiniBlue]

Love you Librarian

[@Mindofthequill]

Dude. NL's PC is gonna DIE from Helldivers bro lol, that thing is CHUGGING.

[@pedrokiihl856]

BITS AND BANTER LET'S GO

[@krsp420]

Librarian dropping heat 24/7

[@thaDjMauz]

He's a menace to the warming climate

[@PeopleCallMeDut]

The Mama Liz's chili oil bit has been going on since February???

[@xanderkhan73]

STUNNED he didn't get bandle in 1 this one is a gimme

[@1wayroad935]

I would freak out if God gave me two blenders.

[@paradajzisnicla]

25:13 Finally a new song to add to my sex playlist

[@kahisawheel]

SES Sword of the State lmaooooooo

[@reda-exe]

18:08 :D my message when he got 9/9 pokedoku!

[@Huntybun]

Can we get a lil appreciation for k8 turning back to clock to get her account back

[@redrumze]

Good lunch break ty

[@miklat11]

No peloton update, king?

[@Shnarfbird]

good evening pharaoh

[@iamhavingagreattime2219]

2 hours pog

[@nothankyou7729]

he... he won a pokedoku...

[@stwayb]

Why did some dude just say "northernlion harem" at random times in chat

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2KnZJaCpLN1nsU

[@stwayb]

Ive been watching for so long, Im amazed ive never noticed lol

[@Scarryo]

Check him pc

[@622hfhjgv]

Hi Librarian - It's me. your only Subscriber. For Years I have created the Illusion that you are posting to a large audience. But here's the truth: all these people in the comments are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts

[@tabula_rosa]

yo chat you got a food processor (blender but with a flat bottom)? those mf'ers are so much easier to clean than a blender bc they *actually* fit into your washing machine. you normally can't use a food processor to make shakes bc blenders crush ice better but here's a protip: you don't need to crush ice to make a shake or a smoothie, just freeze some fruit & then foodprocess the frozen fruit with some milk. not only is it easier to clean but it tastes better and doesnt melt in your cup after a few minutes and get watered down

[@FreckoJoel]

[@nothijacked]

you really had to hatecrime malf like that

[@Drpickles81]

Atrioc reference? Nice