Despacito 4D Chess: Deportito ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

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Parody of "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber

[@itsRucka]

Speaking of Popeyes kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2KYc3WDnc-ZpZI

[@liamohhyeahh]

Hablo

[@popstas]

Why do you keep commenting on all your videos😂

[@levithorstone2876]

This didn't age well 😂

[@tamarapaloma-Qarsherskiy]

Salam Alaikum from the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy

[@MineVideoTV]

How the hell did you know I got a popeyes ad

[@rolandkatsuragi]

Missed opportunity not calling it "Tresspacito"

[@Snagprophet]

Policio

[@jhoughjr1]

this should have way more likes.

[@lebanemcarl68]

Roland Katsuragi nah that would be for black people

[@pieflinger42069]

@@lebanemcarl68 I love how that rhymes

[@aselhahn8589]

xD yeah

[@comicsans1458]

everyone: nothing rhymes with orange Rucka: oranginos

[@pipelayer859]

Door Hinge rhymes with orange

[@comicsans1458]

@@pipelayer859 stop your existence

[@comicsans1458]

@@pipelayer859 funny of you to call me a child when your username sounds like something a 7 year old would name their xbox 360 account, i mean sure my username is a joke so i have something to make myself laugh sometimes in a feudal attempt to fill a small bit of the bottomless pit in my soul, but you have no place to talk

[@nice3333333333]

comic sans *I DON’T GET IT*

[@comicsans1458]

@@pipelayer859 which joke, the one you thought was something you should reply to, the one about my name, or the one about your name, also thanks for the compliment on my insult,btw i never said you played xbox, i just compared your username to a kid who played xbox

[@tommyleesoren580]

2017: Dear White People 2019: Deportito

[@citavalo]

Johnny Lee Ray He felt the need to make one about Hispanics.

[@MinenArbeiterLP]

We need one For the asians with Dj not nice

[@tommyleesoren580]

@@MinenArbeiterLP We do need one for everyone lol

[@RandomFandomOfficial]

@josh clark the lgbt instead of ymca

[@memeagain1762]

@@citavalo I see this as an absolute win

[@Q-u-e-u-e]

Me, A Mexican: this is too funny Some white girl: omg this is offensive

[@taahaseois.8898]

@Zefīrs Ikr, in this society everyone is too sensitive, and you can't say anything.

[@user-me2nz9if8d]

@@taahaseois.8898 facts 😔

[@monkeypie8701]

i am a mexican too, and i thought the same, but now I realise mabey us Mexicans should be more proud and defensive of our nation

[@RandomFandomOfficial]

Hajahajahajaha 🤣😂😅

[@nursmalik6024]

Is the accent accurate?

[@itsRucka]

Now every time I hear "Dear White People" song I just think of "Deportito" lyrics in my head

[@greenscreamyeet7966]

itsRucka yeah me to after this probaly

[@knmnoah7662]

lol

[@lazyboi2373]

itsRucka prove your not a bot for rucka

[@enjamessimpson]

This was good but "Dear White People" was better in my opinion.

[@adaptable5316]

I still think treat Jew better is your best song, but this is great.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_This one looks way better than KZbin Rewind 2019._*

[@gizmomegatrix7085]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@ghost-jesus]

To be fair a video of my ass is way better than any KZbin rewind

[@BassMaster.454]

Why do you have so many subs but nothing on your channel

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@BassMaster.454 Spending two years on this channel.

[@blackerscreenproductions1368]

@Mr. Friendship - *_"KZbin Rewind 2019"_* - Ahh...yes, the pinnacle of KZbin content! -Everypony- Everyone knows Ruckas best work was his *Brony Style* exposé.

[@itsRucka]

Who else waiting here all week?

[@slimmer_shady8366]

I can't wait to stare at this dude all week. No homo.

[@skillsetnotavailable]

itsRucka I dont need sleep, I need deportito

[@beautifulbutterflys4654]

Me

[@zerobloxian7134]

Me

[@walkingturtle6646]

Please make a song about Onision,

[@MeccaCali]

Funny enough in my Mexican family I have family members named Julian, Tito and Juan lmao

[@erikjj07]

Lol

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

That's normal, Gonzalo! Lol

[@ynpavo]

I just discovered this channel after randomly remembering his old songs that I listened to when I was like in 5th grade and I think it's delightful that over the past 10 years this dude's lost nothing of his humor and wit and he is still as good as he used to be back in the day

[@faizyroombaunit908]

Same with me but replace it with 6th grade! he really is a master of parodies, which i appreciate even more because my stupidly warped taste in music only responds to parodies at this point. :,>

[@MarcGyverIt]

same lol

[@toadvlogs2213]

I found this in 9th grade

[@KaiserClone]

found this in 4th grade

[@Alex-up8pg]

Can't wait, Only 37 minutes left

[@marty6906]

How is this comment 12 hours old when the video is 3 hours old

[@Dunkndosentz]

Marty_YT he premiered it

[@DJ-Plunder]

He said 37 mins left tho

[@marty6906]

@@Dunkndosentz oh true

[@peterjr6954]

This society is too sensitive I’m Mexican and I find this hilarious

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

Play this on a boombox next time you try and cross the border lol

[@ismaelrivera131]

Same!!

[@zackshields1419]

Exactly! Rucka isn't making fun of those from Mexico but rather of the stereotypes that Americans have made about them. That and America's immigration policies.

[@mOoNsHiNeWiZaRd]

Thank god! I've seen so many saying their offended on multiple vids of his.

[@peterjr6954]

Dorian Winston i would but I never crossed the border I was born in the US. my grandpa is the one who hopped the border 😂

[@ki-adi-mundi6421]

That’s cool, but I really should get back to crossing the border

[@Mrgranturismo4ever]

But you're a jedi

[@ThePale_Man]

@@Mrgranturismo4ever but you're a assasin

[@sirpeterbaum4695]

But you’re farting زرڨ

[@Dark-God986]

What about the droid atack on the wokies?

[@emptywiz]

@J&N Gaming and More! Are they safe?

[@omni_x_dragon]

"Pretty sure it's full of black people" that taco bell line hit me in the feels, because it's true.

[@seanhartnett79]

Ryan Bookart when I was in Nairobi, there was a Chinese restaurant and it was entirely black people.

[@willm4]

@@seanhartnett79 kenya is mainly black just like most us is white

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Da trio troo

[@kujojotaro4579]

What realy ?

[@Mrpokpokza]

He could have end with a rhyme at the end. Do you know what is the word "black" in Spanish is? Instead just black + that word and he wi get insta cancel on Twitter.

[@talkingmoose3092]

Why was I expecting “now on Netflix”?

[@mathewlagueux8681]

Cuz you're an old fan like me!

[@mathewlagueux8681]

@@jetskitam8627 more like 2013... started a loooong time ago... back when he did Obama I believe

[@alessandrodigiraffe2355]

same

[@seanhartnett79]

TalkingMoose it does sound like something Netflix would greenlight.

[@kebmmeg6761]

As a Mexican, I approve this song.

[@xombieo0723]

Oh you do, huh? Then can you mow my lawn for six bucks? 😎

[@qu3646]

@@xombieo0723 Six bucks? You’re a millionaire to us Mexicans!

[@xombieo0723]

@@qu3646 Lol... that is the going rate to pay undocumented labor for lawn service is it not? 😁

[@beautifulsentaismash]

👀 $$

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@xombieo0723Thought it was $2, guess I gotta up my pay.

[@TVman101]

6 dislikes before he even started Truly a community of intellectuals

[@josephg1125]

haters

[@Yamezzzz]

May have just been mad that they clicked this hoping to see the video now or soon, just to be greeted with "PREMIERES IN 5 DAYS" at 7pm on Christmas Day Christmas Day? That kinda pissed me off too. Also if it's on premiere, that means the video is uploaded, complete and available now, but just been manually locked until Christmas Day.

[@MorphingHampter]

no it christmas gift for us u dumm frick

[@Yamezzzz]

@@MorphingHampter Then announce it on the 24th if he's gonna upload it on the 25th or just upload it now since it's already on KZbin, just privated.

[@kalidesu]

@@josephg1125 H8TRS

[@caughtin144p7]

Me Mexican. This shit is just way to funny Snowflake who ain't even Mexican: omg!!!! So offensive!!!!!

[@clicquotflies2301]

This video is a year old and you really commenting something many people have already commented multiple times. Smh

[@judasseispuertos4163]

Good to fucking know mate

[@no_name_for_no_one7466]

i may not be black or mexican but as a white sugar cube i can still die from laghter becus of this sort of joke AND DONT TRESSPACITO ON MY LAND

[@mirabella5477]

I have literally not seen one person complaining about it.

[@caughtin144p7]

@@clicquotflies2301 ok. but i couldnt give a fat shit

[@bobfrederick4462]

“you are the kind of brown guy that park on the lawn” 1:54😂

[@Maelodas]

I’m definitely blasting this song at a family reunion.

[@franka2743]

I love this guy, I don't know how I missed Rucka Ali for all this time.

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

Same. I was missing out.

[@wickedmads1015]

Fly over the fence with an umbrellarito😂

[@Ryanbros]

I think it’s weak enough to beat it down with a light tap of a hammer

[@ryutia7927]

“Apples and a dingo”. It’s 11pm and I’m waking everybody up laughing

[@blueeyedblondhairedo5879]

Fastest growing army on the net and ruckas nuckas?! This is my tribe

[@ryutia7927]

Don’t look it up lol

[@chilly2x]

Some guy name Luis fonsi made a parody of this song called “Despacito”

[@poppyedits69]

Lol

[@jamb660]

this is a very original comment amirite

[@hotdogwater4342]

H I L A I R I O U S A N D O R I G I N A L

[@theusa4052]

BuT ThAt WaS tHe orIgINAl SoNG -Guy below me about to get wooooshed.

[@oneil7188]

The USA :(

[@williamchristopher9454]

As a Mexican I can confirm I've never laughed more in my life until now.

[@martinhenzl]

Gimme 10 clementino

[@drzaius8430]

My step father was Mexican and I grew around them and we would have loved and agreed to this lol. They can take jokes and often joke about themselves.

[@vleax7062]

2:20 I LOST IT HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Paint it negro”

[@yt_krg]

Merry Christmas Rucka

[@gw1265]

I agree

[@joshthomas3910]

This is gonna be the best song ever

[@Strovex.]

It contains some of the best lyrics from Ruckas career... "My English is 'No Hablo' "

[@jeffolson3363]

ive been a fan of him since he ever started, no cap

[@can.yhn_]

He lives.....HE LIVES!!!! ❤❤❤

[@ChristopherElford-rh6kv]

Rukka, you saved my life. Thankyou❤❤❤

[@BklynZoo]

Somehow, Rucka is still on YT after all this time, a remnant of the good old uncensored internet. With their new "offensive content" regulations, better look out before you're "Deportito" from the platform.

[@the_godslayer3875]

Rucka is just chaotic evil Weird Al Change my mind

[@vonicrimson3619]

Factsssss

[@ThePilot3332]

Chaotic Good

[@johngenericlastname9781]

Chaotic neutral

[@Requiem-kg6te]

@@johngenericlastname9781 Chaotic nuetral cause he makes jokes about everyone equally

[@n3nt2nd464]

Rucka is more like the wario of weird al or like the shadow

[@c4berlink]

USA border: *exists* Mexican: I'm gonna end this men's whole carrier Merry Christmas btw haha :)

[@tawongamunyanduri5874]

😂😂😂😂

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Schrodinger's Latino

[@Ryanbros]

I jumped over that weak ass fence but I also am in the ICE facility and they’re gonna sterilize me while claiming they aren’t Message to any people who didn’t laugh I was joking

[@Ryanbros]

@Eli Hauser nobody said anything that has a word that could’ve replaced with career

[@EndlessSummer888]

What he said about Taco Bell is very true. I'm starting wonder if "be Chinese" is a requirement to work at Manchu Wok, "be black" a requirement for Taco Bell, "be Indian" a requirement for Subway, and "be a cute teenage girl" a requirement for McDonalds.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Dairy Queen has some real babes where I live

[@lucidlywaking7286]

"cute teenage girl" sus??????

[@DarkKillerMMO]

Jesus never stop uploading.Ever

[@silverchariotrequiem8717]

I could listen to this on repeat for 10 hours

[@theviolater5010]

Long time fan, first generation latino and man this shit has me weak, i love his sense of humor. Would love another "school of ruck" video

[@jhoughjr1]

this is a great Christmas present and maybe some of your best lyrics yet.

[@nesbittanthany]

Im vary sorry you feel this way maybe you should listen to all his songs. This is great work but by far his best.

[@alangaraabishek690]

This guy never disappoints me.

[@martinreyes7730]

Deportito means small sport in Spanish haha

[@Damiann2077]

Sounds strange but in My city exist a store called "deportito" now every time i pass in front i remember this song xD

[@skillsetnotavailable]

Trump Supports This Video

[@the_Irish_knight]

Most underrated comment on KZbin

[@romulus34]

Keep it up your song are the best

[@bamleith3095]

Found the non-gringo

[@lukario_cz]

One of the better ones this year. Some of the rhymes are really clever.

[@emilianohernandezperez7324]

Me encantan los taquitos, en las jaulitos, me deportan a Mexiquito, rapindo all the chicks I found in a Walmart

[@mathewlagueux8681]

Doesn't flow well... tried signing it like he does in this video and it's very hard😂 good try tho Said movie and not video... wow me

[@hicham12ful]

Well, I guess a second despacito parody song by RUCKA was never too late after all 🐥

[@thehollowedhermit7525]

You got me through alot of hard times with good jokes thanks keep doing you man your great❤❤😊

[@BenzaGen]

This is great. Seeing a new song fills me with glee

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! My God this is REALLY good, I laughed my ass off!! Props for you, Rucka Rucka Ali, from a 40 years old guy from Italy who discovered you just yesterday!! (By the way, I'm a wop, right? :D).

[@IntarwebUser]

Lovely Christmas song. So glad to finally hear it!

[@jaymz1323]

🥵🙏🏼 As a mexican I loved it, sounds like me when I speak English Everyone thinks i'm a narco 😞

[@-lunatikas4047]

This is a true masterpiece of a song

[@sarahh2072]

Omg this is so good and I can't share it with anyone because everyone's still offended from 2016

[@thevioletskull8158]

So this song is Mexicans complaining about other mexicans?

[@Silver...]

Indeed.

[@sand7677]

My family complain about me is this similar

[@Damiann2077]

I'm mexican but i hate the ilegal inmigrants, actually i'd report my ilegal Family if i'd know his adress.

[@mosesmarlboro5401]

Yeah. Most people dont realize it but most legal immigrants dislike illegal immigrants more than natural born citizens do. Mostly thanks to Democratic programming. They just treat all Mexicans like a single block, assuming all are the same. They never stopped to consider that illegal immigration hurts legal immigrants, and the Mexicans hear legally might have a reason to oppose illegal immigration.

[@rohailsheikh9105]

@@Damiann2077 Traitor

[@lsdcyclops7316]

Jesus is real. Him and his brother Jose come and clean my house every week.

[@wolfquestfan8259]

Nice pfp

[@kalanaherath3076]

I think jóse is his father and his mother is maría!

[@saintandrew245]

Mexican

[@arturmrozowski906]

servant of god.

[@manoftheocean6988]

Lol too good

[@Calthecool]

This hits different when you lived in Texas for a decade and every day you see Mexican yard workers mowing everybody’s lawn.

[@dw2channel818]

i for some unknown reason love this please make a 10hour version

[@arminjamesrashidy994]

Amazing you’re getting better every time Rucka 👌🏾

[@Binary_Bliss]

deportito= the poor Tito i realized

[@user-gy1rq8qz6x]

Its even in lyrics bro

[@ForzaErdo]

1:43 is the best part

[@RuckaVideos]

Ci senior! Rucka Gaming crew anyone??

[@wardwalterwarend4717]

este burrito es muy bueno pero necesito salsa verde

[@uck7185]

Ruckas gay-ming crew

[@cjvermeire6554]

Ora por el

[@vulpanplays7406]

Beautiful video, wonderful music. 10/10 Subbed

[@breadsandwich336]

all i do is game

[@enzoo-v2d]

best song ever

[@puceks8470]

Letsss gooo Christmas just got six million times better

[@g3arsofwar668]

#another6million Like if you get it ;)

[@salmanisspecial4856]

@@g3arsofwar668 wow calm down buddy

[@jivvieltrustinhoodville5039]

Bro.. I've been checking you out since you didnt have half a million subs. You always make me laugh. Thanks for the laughs bro! Keep on doing your stuff. Much love from The Netherlands

[@i05CrafterGames]

Legend has it that if you’re early rucka will heart your comment

[@Sventovic]

Lil Myth Triple rip m8

[@galaxy8551]

Lol what a pathetic attempt to get a heart. Try being creative next time.

[@THEMoneyMan41]

1:16 fly over the fence with an umbrellarito is hilarious

[@definitelyNotALoser]

the moment i saw this comment and readed it this part came up

[@quinnbaker1935]

That’s when I turned the video off because it was too cringe

[@alexandruelgeo]

Measuring weed in meters and litros hahahahahaha

[@Tannishbrown]

This is so good I keep replaying it

[@RolandBizjets]

Merry Hannukah

[@joshuanathaniel7344]

Rucka Youve given me something to look forward this Xmas. Damn good gift much love from Kalamazoo!

[@tc14hd23]

His accent is so accurate that the autogenerated subtitles actually think that the video is in Portuguese.

[@Natos72]

Well, then his accent is wrong, since they speak Spanish in Mexico

[@Sean_Orsborn]

You were right rucka! I do like it.

[@jhgfdsalk]

as a non mexican, i approve this song 👍

[@sindrebob]

Same

[@alexwood8739]

Rucka you are awesome this is your best yet bro! Keep it up 🤘

[@selloutturtle7197]

I dont get y people dislike this this is the greatest song

[@carolfromhr9900]

I was honestly pleasantly surprised with this one. Great job, Rucka!

[@therearemanyusernamesbutth1612]

If this isnt playing at my funeral, im not going

[@JontyLevine]

2017: Dear White People 2019: -Deportito- _Dear White People 2_

[@darklimevlogs8637]

Im mexican and this is relatable and so funny this is why ruka ali is a really good artists

[@gamilived7764]

yes! because adding to on the end of a word makes it spanish XD im dead

[@GiovanniMunoz-nz6xd]

As a Mexican, this song hits harder than a chancla

[@MrSlinkySea]

this is going on my Spotify playlist.

[@FDMYTR]

This message is approved by Donald J. Trump for President 2020

[@nutclapper69gaming]

Mexican jihads?

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

SCRE EYIY

[@lunasiameza4525]

This song made my day.I love it.

[@benlaw3285]

Big fan

[@Bacon-j3w]

I Like How The Statute Of Liberty Did The Epic Face

[@greenscreamyeet7966]

43 hours as I am writing I will keep editing getting really non patient *38 hours left doing fine 25 hours left I’m cleaning my room 3 hours I’m bored 69 minutes left nice 60 seconds after the video premier that was good I liked it

[@dex6299]

5 hours left

[@greenscreamyeet7966]

Im slowly Dying yep

[@ObamanableSnowman]

Done

[@hamidchinese3343]

Another awesome one Rucka 😂😂

[@this-is-big-john]

I think this video arrived alittle too late

[@romanking1202]

Same bro way latee

[@jsav4269]

Yeah Dems don’t give a shit about kids in cages anymore! They’re back to just screaming everyone that is white is racist and back to Russia Russia Russia

[@SiddarthVickneswaran]

this song is still a banger

[@nachtopus4872]

As mexican I mexicant stop laughing at this

[@mindedsinger2823]

Me too man😂

[@rlubetski]

Genius! Great job guys.

[@Bonzai0311]

If anyone at work finds out I watched this, my head will wind up on a spike.

[@tylerbradley2957]

I never heard so much truth in a song before Especially his speech at the end

[@gregoryfenn1462]

“Paint the colour negro” Jesus Christ that caught me off guard

[@Ryanbros]

Gregory Fenn that’s the Spanish word for black

[@heathere8488]

Omg, too funny!! I needed a laugh. I think that's the most I've laughed in a while. It had me thinking of a few people I worked with lmfao...

[@lucifermephistophilies6629]

People have to remember not to take things so seriously. His music is parody which means he is taking the serious issues of today and trying to lighten the atmosphere with a comical side to what was going on, it's comedy not politics.

[@itsruckaswife7036]

I believe I have watched this more than anyone in the world

[@teodortodorovski3928]

0:34 TITO