Is Random or Nothing Better in the NEW Mario Party?

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I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see if random inputs is better than Luigi doing nothing in Super Mario Party Jamboree.
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Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
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[@j0rts]

What should Randy do next?

[@ruancarlosneves9586]

You should invite Randy's cousins again.

[@SpikeMaster46]

Become the president

[@Plane_guy_07]

Win a smash bros tournament

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Maybe he could go against Luigi doing nothing in Mario kart (smart steering and auto accelerate)

[@joshuabautch8936]

Invite Randy’s cousins to a PROPER game of Mario party

[@oMuStiiA]

The way Randy consistently throws himself towards death as fast as possible will never not be funny.

[@Ready-c2c]

I love that Randy is either “being creative” or being insanely good at this

[@ViveeFox]

Randy may have the ability to move, but Luigi has a very inspiring presence that seems to boost the competency of his allies. I feel like this is gonna be close. Edit: It was a whole 4 points of not close.

[@TheCrazyGhost72]

This is my new favorite comment now. :)

[@jonaw.2153]

4 points of _not_ close? That's 4 out of what, 50? I'd still call that very close.

[@O3_Ozone]

Randy will always be the best in our hearts. He's just out here trying to have fun.

[@jkdking12]

He’s like giving your little sibling the controller. You can’t help cheering when they finally get points.

[@ruancarlosneves9586]

9:23 The way Goomba ran to the lit fuse gets me everytime! 😂

[@benhuang2773]

"I'll save you!" *BOOM*

[@sneakysileny]

SCOUT WAIT I CAN HEAL YOU-

[@Scratch.Supermariofan36]

​@@sneakysileny "No seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY?!" *Drink* "It was me!"

[@ruancarlosneves9586]

​@Scratch.Supermariofan36 *GASP* Yes! *Drinks again* i did it! Like this: *POW!*

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

My bets on Randy. He's won a race in Mario kart, yet Luigi hasn't

[@PrestonSwift-d1o]

Next vid: can you finish a lap in mario kart by doing nothing.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@PrestonSwift-d1o Answer: yes.

[@GalacticScaleNoob]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHEREEEEEEE?

[@BeatboxingLeprechaun]

He beat Raysfire Chat despite the nerfs, and even by a vote and on the scoreboard So he is pretty good at Mario Kart too

[@bloomdoom3898]

​@@GalacticScaleNoobwill never be safe from him, will we 😢

[@catriamflockentanz]

"Never mind, Randy is actually insane." This quote from 9:05 can be applied to so many moments in this video and make perfect sense.

[@Lissy_YT481]

Wrong timesnap, buddy...

[@fabian01fava]

8:57*

[@EoghanTheGoat]

We need randy and his cousins playing again

[@chaochow393]

Yess we need randy to renuite with his family for the holidays

[@SnailPreacher]

Randrew can finally make a comeback!

[@alexkaplan6581]

Phoebe Chillax and Cassandra Classic?

[@Soapysoapssoaps]

Yes

[@Soapysoapssoaps]

How about Randy’s sisters?

[@crawlinggoose]

7:33 OH MY GOD!!! KING OF SKILL REFERENCE!?!?!?

[@MintAerocc]

r/crashercancer WE’RE INFECTING KZbin LETS GOOO

[@justanothergamer64]

*monke noises*

[@tysondennis1016]

@@MintAeroccTHE VERN VIRUS

[@spencerhiginbotham7538]

3:10 Did anyone else see that shot by Goomba that bounced on the ground and went in? Easy cpus are pros.

[@E_MO_TION]

Whenever you post one of these Randy videos I imagine a thousand monkeys on typewriters situation where we watch until Randy perfectly plays each game through random inputs.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

12:32 like that?

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

7:00 I’d argue it’s a win for Randy as he’s getting that post-workout care in and therefore taking care of his body.

[@Oliver_Penguin]

18:15 We enjoyed spending time with Luigi, but Randy couldn't stop randomly bumping into everyone.

[@froglitte]

im like randy and Luigi. I either do nothing or smth completely random and not what I need to do

[@GraysonSelbe]

Sme

[@georgezubat7225]

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing. Waluigi loses by doing absolutely everything.

[@morgado1722]

5:15 Luigi win by doing nothing 💀

[@baronDioxid]

There's some kind of life lesson about showing initiative and giving it a go in here, but I can't put my finger on it.

[@jonathanwells223]

Doing something can only be of benefit, because the consequences for getting it wrong are the exact same as doing nothing. Only this is false and will not benefit you in the corporate world because initiative is punished with extreme prejudice by middle management.

[@JTBmachine]

I love this because it’s the stuff that jorts comes up with when Randy does stuff

[@Gooberson21]

I just imagine Randy having a childish personality if he was alive.

[@Shrinkshark20]

Well South park Randy's kinda.. Got one. A little.

[@KKwinner123]

11:55 Randy just decided he wants that painting and is gonna take it home with him

[@Kinger_who_misses_his_wife]

3:27 but toad is!

[@DominicDelaCruz-w2d]

Toadiana jones

[@Kinger_who_misses_his_wife]

@NathanGracie-p8t yeah but instead it’s toadiana jones

[@Dieguitoryutuv]

"I guess Luigi's the true king of the monkeys." *_Frieza enters the chat room._*

[@adamusprime403]

Everytime Luigi gets a point, i feel a deep rage engulf me

[@hypo7351]

On some of these neither should’ve gotten the points because they died right after each other to the same thing. If it were 5 seconds give them a point, but there were several times they died in the same second or two and one was given a point over the other

[@SpookyRobinson]

Randy isnt stupid. hes the smartest! TEAM RANDY FOREVER!

[@carolldiaz830]

No he dumb

[@RebeccaGrant-j5z]

YEEEEEEEEER TEAM RANDY

[@RebeccaGrant-j5z]

TEAM RANDY

[@RebeccaGrant-j5z]

GOOOOOOO RANDY

[@RebeccaGrant-j5z]

YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRR

[@SienAppelsien]

The way luigi got almost all the team games bcs of rng 😭

[@Fries1BFDI]

Luigi only used 0% of his power

[@DominicDelaCruz-w2d]

And he still won 5:15

[@Fries1BFDI]

@DominicDelaCruz-w2d exactly bro

[@FedoraReshiramGaming]

Luigi Becomes 'King of the Monkeys' Waiting for KingofSkill to come in and say KingofSkill : Ooooooh, ohohoho ohohoh ohohohoh!

[@Koba-333]

mario as soon as he sees randy: "mama mia! who invited this guy? how did he even make his way over here?"

[@yinlianghe5980]

12:30 Toad, are you kidding me?

[@eaglescout1984]

13:55 Randy's ultimate moment

[@nicheniche960]

Mario Party: the rise of Randy Mario Party: Randy strikes back

[@renobi3219]

17:48 Randy just training to complete Super Mario Bros without taking any coin

[@Pumpernikkle]

RANDY GO FORTH!!!!!!!!! CONQUER!!!!!!!!

[@doommustard8818]

Randy had -4 points in the boss and Luigi had 0 should have counted as a Luigi w

[@ThunderCam777]

I already knew who was going to win, but I watched the whole video to make sure and I was not disappointed.

[@Steve19906]

Toad and Goomba having to do so much working to carry their team 😭

[@maxissillyyayyy]

7:25 CRUSHED MONKEY

[@IronyPlayz]

Such a creative series 😂

[@Crurox]

Luigi is just a chill guy

[@AngelaWelsh-b8k]

I laughed so hard 11:20

[@TopHatSquad667]

16:27 MINI GAMES💀💀💀💀

[@auroralovesmettaton8509]

16:04 Lmao, poor Randy!

[@mrquethisway]

Randy may seem stupid making random moves but sometimes he just pulls off insane plays

[@alyssacarney6061]

Toad working double time to put those fuses out to save their asses made me cry laughing

[@PeriodicTableB_GD]

15:54 everyone in that one fourth grade class when the teacher asks “who is responsible for breaking a whiteboard”

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

I need Randy and his family members Randall, Randrew, and Brandom to make a come back Also - can we get Randy in a Koopathlon online? I think that would make an entertaining video

[@travissmith7808]

11:58 It’s his lookalike that needs rescuing. Not him. He’s doing nothing.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

*Meanwhile at a Bar* Luigi: I JUST CAN’T!!!!! HOW IS RANDOM BETTER THAN NOTHING?!?! I THOUGHT I HAD HIM THIS TIME!!!!!!!

[@dragon_roblox3365]

wait how is he at the bar if he does nothing all the time

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

@ He does things off screen

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Since KZbin is doing rewind data, turns out I'm in your top 0.1% of viewers! You make excellent content and I love watching your stuff.

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

Randy builds a level in Super Mario Maker 2. It counts when he saves/exits.

[@CoffeeAt12]

Randy is trying his best, just give him a minute

[@crawlinggoose]

The fact Luigi legitimately won Trample-line is hilarious.

[@Akikai.2]

The gentle parenting on randy is so hilarious

[@chaochow393]

The real Mario Party was the friends we defeated along the way

[@jamby01]

Randy doing better on that bowling duel game than I can

[@realMaggyMage]

It honestly seemed like luigi just had better teammates

[@AZakGG]

9:15 This is why I main toad

[@SomeSimonS]

Let this teach us a lesson: Om average its better to put in something random than nothing if you have any exams. Thanks man🙂‍↕️

[@Define7890]

8:32 is when you have to split something with your sibling and you’re the one to split it 😂

[@b3conthecoolguy3993]

If you need a box inspector, hire Luigi

[@AmericanPresents]

In Jrs Juantlet Randy would’ve beat Luigi in the last one if he survived because the last 1 is always 3 points

[@JacksonEnriquezMighty]

THE RETURN OF RANDY

[@gubbothehuggo2771]

Randy does not know the meaning of competition. Randy does not experience any discomfort from failure, nor does he feel satisfaction in success. He has achieved the ultimate form of peace. Randy has reached Nirvana.

[@lorainemuurinen3190]

I dare you to make touching every chain chomp in every mario game

[@sunburstkisser]

Fun fact, KZbin's new little rewind feature said that I'm in your top 0.1% of watchers. It's not wrong, I love your videos and I've got two different playlists made up of just your videos that I use to fall asleep

[@brandelynnefreleng7597]

I want Randy to play older Mario party games- I would love to see him on the step up mode!

[@BabySeals84]

This vid came out the DAY after I installed Jamboree! Great timing 👍

[@Redfrootloop]

9:38 "wha‐"

[@ratinapillowfort]

You know, there's probably a timeline where Randy plays the most perfect mario party and no one knows why

[@zacharymccoy7091]

Republican Party ❌️ Democratic Party ❌️ Mario Party ✅️

[@PlatinumGaming67]

Waluigi for president

[@Lissy_YT481]

​@PlatinumGaming67 *Randy

[@Majoras-Pet]

I was laughing so hard the whole time.

[@Pupperpats]

Honestly, this Randy is quite accurate to the other Randy.

[@HadesFRRRRR]

IT?, IT????? Randy is a HE!!!!!! A LITERAL STAR

[@lukaradojevic8172]

If me and randy we're competing He would win 1 I suck at that bowling duel minigame

[@MarvinBretschneider.]

Finally a Randy video with Super Mario Party Jamboree.

[@izzybellyyy]

HOW DOES HE DO IT??? HOW. DOES. HE. DO. IT?

[@МухаммадАмин-ч2т]

12:38 Randy being luck god

[@sephikong8323]

7:34 King of Skill truly was also King of the Monkeys indeed

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the ultimate bot: give it two modes; random inputs and no inputs. Have it change its behavior at random

[@stefanoolivieri-z8v]

You should make Randy and Luigi work together

[@Luminar1a]

7:36 king of skill moment

[@TendoASMR]

I love hearing the premise at the beginning and trying to imagine it’s the first time I’ve heard about Randy

[@ItsArticObv1]

6:43 WoAh RaNdY! YoU aReNt SuPpOsEd To HiT tHe CrOwD!!!111 😭🙏😂

[@N0AHOfficial]

i hate these comments that just quote the video how does this add to the conversation?

[@summersnooze]

Luigi did nothing wrong!

[@OREOCLUB2025]

I think you can use Randy and his family return to Mario party jamboree

[@boy1015]

The man the myth the legend he’s backkkk. RANDYYYYY and j0rts he’s cool to ig 😂 How fast can you get a sword in every Zelda.

[@TopazTerra503]

Ever since I found this series and watched all of it, I have always called Waluigi "Randy" when seeing him anywhere.

[@Probe15]

HE HAS RETURNED

[@Musical4thWall]

12:09 I almost thought he said "Luigi's Day Out"

[@czorcikm6305]

WILL YOU BRING BACK THE "HOW FAST CAN YOU TOUCH A ___ IN MARIO GAMES"SIERIES, AND MAKE "HOW FAST CAN YOU TOUCH A BOMBOMB IN MARIO GAMES" AND ADD IN A EXTRA GAME WITCH IS ON THE PHONE MARIO RUN

[@Commentingstick]

When doing random things is quite competitive against doing nothing:

[@Zanimations324]

OH NO! LUIGI DIDNT WIN BY DOING NOTHING! THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GONNA COLAAAAAAA- (the whole entire universe collapsed)

[@SimplesmenteMatheusLopes_123]

How fast can you touch a mushroom in every smb game, not super mushrooms, not 1 up mushrooms, ANY type of mushrooms, even toads count

[@GamerGator4]

18:42 on this mini game it was unfair because it depends on who is closer to the middle and Luigi was

[@TheAngelicSquad]

7:34 King of Skill:

[@tysondennis1016]

Waluigi wins by doing absolutely everything vs. Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

[@BugBallYeah]

Lesson of the day: being stupid is better than being dumb

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Went to finish watching the video and at 9:25 I noticed that both Randy's and Luigi's emblems seem to be fliped. Checked a few others and I guess they're just flipped throughout the whole video.