How fast can you touch a Moblin in every Zelda game?

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Moblins have been around since the very first Zelda, So let's go on an adventure to see how fast we can touch one in every Zelda game.
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[@j0rts]

This is a Skyward Sword video.

[@SyckoMode]

Noice

[@theominouspigeon]

it says tears of the kingdom in the description

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

Hell yeah it is

[@boy1015]

How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls

[@brucememechanreal]

YEEEAAAAAAH!

[@JJ_R]

How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.

[@DoctorSpacebar]

Do instruments of torture count?

[@05bear22]

​@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?

[@kuriisa_]

@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either

[@paulgrotebeverborg1119]

That'd be great

[@JJ_R]

“That’s why none of you have any experience.”

[@AquaQuokka]

Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.

[@greatlake_editz]

I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.

[@cato3277]

They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em

[@RazzRG]

Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board. "So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."

[@libertyjensen6321]

*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"

[@triclone]

0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line

[@voltron77]

Didn’t die though.

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.

[@voltron77]

@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.

[@triclone]

@@voltron77 eh doesn't matter still tragic and still a punch line

[@CZsWorld]

Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.

[@j0rts]

Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.

[@DigitalxGamer]

I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~

[@dcbandit]

Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.

[@Shritistrang]

I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).

[@booxmowo2684]

They're called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.

[@KairuHakubi]

funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..

[@thelemonsheep7257]

"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL

[@HongryMongry]

5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication

[@cuddlequeen3225]

These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself

[@Shader1019]

J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch. J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch! J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?! J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you! Ganon: HEY!!

[@EmilyS-gk3st]

😂

[@MisterNohbdy]

0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.

[@HermanTG]

The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo

[@goodolbreadguy5038]

Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.

[@Pumpernikkle]

I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade

[@Krakenpus]

I had a pet Moblin in third grade

[@athy47funi]

What a gnarly name, "Moblin"

[@wraith444]

15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism

[@sakotaatokary1335]

The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count

[@Rob-ob]

I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin

[@watts_up2006]

Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect

[@frightrider5995]

Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"

[@nonemo138]

Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.

[@VATJON]

Next game: The Legend of Zelda The Moblin Touch

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute

[@Tyrecordslol]

Ahh I love these videos

[@Hvision0000]

get this miner outta here!

[@meta527II]

Molblin: BAD TOUCH!

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

A few ideas, how fast can you: A) Defeat the first boss B) Open the first treasure chest C) Leave the opening area D) Get the first sword/master sword E) Start the trading sequence (first item) F) Win first prize in a minigame G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)

[@mageius]

A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)

[@TriMoblin]

I appreciate this as a moblin myself

[@goodolbreadguy5038]

Botw as my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.

[@destinymontez6170]

It was scary meeting Moblins for the first time

[@kymmie_girl]

In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!

[@greysonkeanu]

The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious

[@HyruletheCheetah]

I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design

[@elliotgandersen]

I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game

[@ThunderCam777]

I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!

[@Doctorwhofan451]

Touch a skeleton next??

[@JasperCasper24]

As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD

[@freddykingofturtles]

I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule. Next level sleep goals.

[@JasperCasper24]

@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao

[@fanana6193]

@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.

[@freddykingofturtles]

@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.

[@SDW_YT]

Maby you can do how fast can you touch a Toad in every mario game

[@insertfunnynamehere8984]

How fast can you touch Zelda in every Mario game

[@mackistwack]

The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video

[@guineapiggames8208]

WHAT

[@HyruletheCheetah]

Ummmm....

[@christopherjobin-official7440]

Now this is cringe

[@guineapiggames8208]

@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.

[@MrQirat]

Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.

[@TylerDevine]

0:58 he did not come back by morning😃👍

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.

[@-frizno-8530]

I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work

[@Kurtfan1991]

Give Sonic the chance to revel in the sheer joy to touch grass too.

[@leoyang5840]

WERE TOUCHING BEASTS WITH THIS ONE

[@draconesetmagicae9]

how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest alternative: speedrun a game 100%

[@SebTheNoob314]

Whatever you huff to get these ideas in your head, I really want some 🙏🙏🙏. Great video as always lmao

[@KairuHakubi]

2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.

[@damiencouturee6240]

9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao

[@KhanaHatake]

The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss

[@fishfood1117]

as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done

[@DaviddeBergerac]

The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.

[@robotmastercutman]

these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.

[@Monkeymonkemonken]

You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.

[@ClumsyReaper]

Could be only a thing that happens after a few bloodmoons but I think there is at least one Moblin on the Great Platue in an out of the way skull house.

[@DaedricPrinceOfSmash]

J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history. Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."

[@ammy_the_white_wolf]

11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me

[@elliottclarke871]

In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace

[@deadlyore3986]

Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!

[@frankborden7175]

0:54 he put the morn in morning

[@Night-Jester]

Your humor was great!

[@wilkerl6159]

"Our last line of defense, will be Link" "Link!?" 11:14

[@Delcat42]

j0rts videos are like Saturday morning for the soul

[@thedarklord4017]

How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.

[@w_toons7640]

Next video: How fast can you touch a child in minecraft

[@MrWeedCat7070]

They were at their most gruesome in Ocarina.

[@macblackledge6121]

Twilight Princess was going to have moblins but for some reason they were cut, I believe you can see them in early trailers and screenshots for the game if I'm not mistaken.

[@jonahj9519]

In the original version of Link’s awakening(not dx), there’s a glitch you can do where you hold up as you transition down a screen, causing you to transition up a screen instead. This allows you to skip the sword and immediately enter the forest to touch a moblin. Also I’m sure there’s some trick or glitch you can do to get off Death Mountain when you first enter the dark world as Bunny Link, though I don’t know specifically how. Look it up.

[@dekufiremage7972]

Even faster is using map glitch in the Hyrule Castle Sewers where you get a guard to knock you out of bounds. You can get to the triforce in 3 minutes with that glitch and it's what any% speedruns use. Could very quickly make it to the dark world and a moblin with that.

[@M.cmoters]

I remember when you first played wind waker on stream

[@M.cmoters]

BTW it me blaster

[@mudshrooze]

I just love Pig people in fantasy and they are so cool in BotW and TotK . Wish I could have got a bokoblin amiibo

[@MaJuice209]

Incredible content! Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.

[@kattnip500]

You could have probably gotten to the moblin in skyward sword faster if you played the Wii version and used a glitch called Back in Time to either skip dungeons or if the map allows for it, reach a later area that has them

[@watergirl929]

When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂

[@hedgehogmorph7248]

*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" * So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh

[@quantemwensday]

the 8 bit moblin in the thumbnail looks like he's flipping everyone off

[@mateuszlewandowski4418]

2:30 blastoise in zelda confirmed?

[@cowboycurtis4944]

Looks like there's a good amount on optimization to still do in these speed-up categories.

[@rookiechess222]

bro takes pg comedy to a whole new level

[@joelmavity1467]

Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!

[@endcorruption993]

"How fast can you touch a Moblin?" Moblin, "I need an adult." Link, "I am an adult."

[@retsu_shin]

I bet most zelda beasts can cross breed, then just factor in some alternative timelines. It writes itself

[@marcalcantara1174]

Link: "I'm gonna touch you mobler"

[@GoGoForIt]

No Cadence of Hyrule? Moblins are everywhere in that game

[@semaJCh]

Best skyward sword content around

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

How quickly can you BE touched in every Donkey Kong?

[@dekoldrick]

Now to find out if there are moblins in the unofficial CDi games.

[@BradTheDead]

"and doing some breakdancing with emperor palpatine" LOL

[@ExGanonMain]

Did these moblins give consent?

[@shark_girl]

10:32 I HATE THOSE STUPID PUZZLES SM WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE A NORMAL KEY OMG DJFNCNDJFNFMFI

[@WhoIsSirChasm]

I also play the Wii U version of Breath of the Wild, so you have my undying approval.

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Time to take that out of context 2:24

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Dark Manila convermed?, btw that’s baby godzilla 11:44

[@MoblinFanLikesMoblins]

Good video! Moblins are cool

[@canadianstickdeath]

It's kinda weird to pull out the speedrun tech only for like one game (and not even the optimal tech to use for it). You could definitely get to a moblin in just a few minutes with SRM... I'm gonna need a Zelda series moblin touch speedrun now.

[@StealthVenturi]

How fast can you touch the Master Sword(or equivalent) in every Zelda game?

[@rokuken]

Funny how the left side moblin on the thumbnail looks like he’s flipping everyone off. 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-tu7xh8op1x]

“So just quickly touch him”

[@AbeM.]

You can improve your Link’s Awakening time by playing the original B&W version and using the map glitch to skip the sword.

[@Jsolo13]

Honestly didn’t know these guys were even called Moblins until BOTW

[@gregh378]

Moblins are the jorts of Zelda enemies