Jaboody Rap w Lyrics

Title: Jaboody Show
Instrumental: Immortal Technique - Point of no return
Words: JollyAustin
Inspiration: ‘Barney Rap’ by Jaboody Dubs
Length: ~3:31
Lyrics:
(Intro words)
Uhhh.
This is Jolly.
You know how I do it.
All you peeps better listen up.
Shit’s about to get crazy right about now.
Oh shit. Here we go.
I never thought the day would come
where I could watch a show at home
while grinning like a Lewie Face
I gotta say I love this place,
Now hear me out without a doubt
These guys are dank I must be frank.
A random flow will surely show
That I am not a rapper though.
Welcome to Jaboody show,
let me show you how I roll.
Hit some dank with Rad Ratt Dude
Comin’ in hot with some food
“Omg what is Twish?”
Let me slap you with this fish
where the hell have you been hiding,
working on your fan-fic writing?
Run toward the fire fight,
and I will say that you’re all right
but secretly I’m pumped
you will surely get blumpt.
Come in and drop sugar is what I do...
We don’t get salty here, except maybe Lew…
When I roll in your hood I’m with Guy Fieri,
35 in a 25 thuggin it out don’t get near me
Jaboody be dubbin
While I’m meatball grubbin’
…Have all my riches,
Yall got me in stitches
Ooh shit look at this,
You do not wanna miss,
the greatest show that ever was
I’ll tell you why and it’s because
This is like therapy
Except there is no doctor’s fee
Dank advice from derpy dudes
Even better than Pops’s nudes
Jaboody Crew be good at dancin,
Fingerman be straight advancin’
Ladies run the other way,
Before he mentions finger-play
Seventeen Thirty-Eight
Drinkin’ Cognac neat and straight,
Gilly-Boys you can’t debate
The love is real, there is no hate.
Feeling pimp, feeling swole,
I’ll break these cuffs, you can’t control
Hold me back, Super-Fan Dan
About to go back where it all began
Here I go, reminiscing
Sugar box had been missing
Pops had no facial hair
Lewie had clean underwear
Calvin calling in to yell
Margaret with that old lady smell
Tattooed up with Phat Darrell
Even Iwata got something to sell
Looking back I’m looking ahead
No more Jaboody in a woodshed
Now they got that platinum grill
Bun B flexin’ you are too trill
Watch me out-flow you
Like Pushover Plunges do
I eat Mighty Putty too
Green to White when I poo
You ain’t even got a clue
I’m spittin bars, you sniffin glue
Rollin’ blunts, watching news
Just found out I’ll never lose
I don’t see the fascination
with your chronic inhalation
Chyna’s clit is like a raisin
Before it had a transformation
Now it’s time for inspiration
Clean up all this devastation
Slanging rhymes with no filtration
All Jaboody Show, one nation.
Listen up, listen good.
BBC up in your hood,
Button Shirt, floppy hat,
Even Pogi’s got a bat
…Oh man, getting sick
Better catch my breath real quick
Just kidding folks I’ll never stop,
Like Dayo, the best Pops Drop.
Just watched a purple dinosaur bitch-slap a kid, no big deal.
It’s healthy, It’s what you gotta do ya know?
And they call this… rapping?
Wow, this is sensational!!!
All you haters get to bouncin’
Ginger rapping white boy pouncin’
Panties dropping? They’re for Doman
Basic print like times new roman.
C Twelve H twenty-
two O eleven
Consider the following?
I’m in Sugar Heaven
Other nigmas can’t compare
I’m silky smooth just call me Nair
My phone has all the widgets
If you’re lucky I’ll drop some digits
Now you see why I’m fly
Stupid words up in your eye
Watch me as I quote Bill Nye
“Science bitch! Give it a try”
Time to put this rhyme away
This lyrical murderer is here to stay
Barney better call my phone
Collaboration? Mind is BLOWN.
Finally I want to thank
All the folks who keep it dank
I always thought the place to be
Was at Jaboody
Hope you all learned something today.
Shoutout to JD, Dongman, Pops, Lewie
And most of all, the fans. Love you all.

[@BritneyGrills]

whos singing.... sounds like pops

[@bryce1423]

so dank

[@Trollololololful]

The Jolliest of Austin's with that HOT fire. Sick man.

[@Trollololololful]

8 years later and I remember it like yesterday. You killed it. - Mort