The reason it is square is so it doesn’t roll around on your floorboard
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Easy handling on the road!
@jakejaylee1233 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy bad Scott!!
@samharris95593 жыл бұрын
Never seems to fit in my cupholder tho, I’ve resorted to using a really long straw
@maryalford57443 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😆!!!
@buckaroobonsaitree74883 жыл бұрын
@@jakejaylee123 no, Great Scot!
@doreadmyusername3 жыл бұрын
I love you. You've inspired me to be an alcoholic.
@whiteroseentertainment5513 жыл бұрын
My dad leaving did that for me
@feexy413 жыл бұрын
@@whiteroseentertainment551 Yikes
@squiremuldoon54623 жыл бұрын
@@whiteroseentertainment551 my wife telling me to leave did it for me
@whiteroseentertainment5513 жыл бұрын
@@squiremuldoon5462 my girlfriend hooking up with my brother did it for me
@fernandogranados84123 жыл бұрын
@@whiteroseentertainment551 not having a good childhood did it for me
@spiegel4873 жыл бұрын
"Why yes Jack Daniel's, I CAN take those three guys with matching leather jackets. I'll show them! You are so smart"
@viclarson29683 жыл бұрын
"You want to see me spiral?" Yes, yes I do.
@andrewgarcia31363 жыл бұрын
wasted pv3 >
@tarinindell82173 жыл бұрын
Thats why we are all here. To either watch him suffer or spiral. Both are fun.
@BJCDavis27773 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, Jack Daniels, the go-to drink for folks who break the law but can’t break convention
@drewecantwell8413 жыл бұрын
Well done, Sir! Well done. 🤘🧐🥃
@chaseman943 жыл бұрын
I got 69th like.
@jakeamato67613 жыл бұрын
I must admit I'm both proud and disappointed that my comment has more like than yours. Have a like.
@VestigialLung3 жыл бұрын
You were pontificating about the square bottle. I used to live near Lynchburg. There's nothing to do in the area, so whenever people were visiting, we often redid the distillery tour. The story told there is that the square bottle was a prohibition era throwback. The square bottle was less likely to roll out from under your seat when you were stopped by the police.
@johnpenner26322 күн бұрын
Brilliant design!
@latentcc94483 жыл бұрын
Might be the fanciest glass that Jack has ever been drank from
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
On this side of the divorce, correct!
@tnleeo3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Snap!
@gamingwithblaise38223 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure about that, the square bottle stands out on it's own and most people drinking jack (not at a bar) are sloughing it straight from the bottle :P
@MrMakoto23 жыл бұрын
@@gamingwithblaise3822 I'd hardly consider drinking straight from the bottle fancy, even if the glass looks nice or is well made
@gamingwithblaise38223 жыл бұрын
@@MrMakoto2 I was trying to be sarcastic, but suck at showing it in text lol
@mimikyoo3 жыл бұрын
10% review, 90% snide comments. I love it
@jakeamato67613 жыл бұрын
"That could open up a gash!" Not going to elaborate, but the man's not wrong. Edit: Do you see what happens when you don't follow up an Earthquake review with an Aftershock review PV3? This smut gets top comment. Can't say I didn't warn you. (luv luv luv!) :l
@dannymccorkle62133 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@blanddull68813 жыл бұрын
Pairs great with tacos!
@farmmuff3 жыл бұрын
I must concur
@littlearsehole753 жыл бұрын
Opens my wife's nicely.
@pioneerAv3 жыл бұрын
Do elaborate
@lucywarmbrodt33533 жыл бұрын
Since you're so great at getting back into the spirit of the story while you drink I highly recommend you play Red Dead Redemption II while drinking good old Jim Beam, straight out of the handle. Really makes you're morals and trigger finger go hog wild, just like the outlaws did.
@sleepy5803 жыл бұрын
Yes, PV3 could branch out into game reviews.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
When I purchase a console, I shall do it!
@Blueee513 жыл бұрын
Jim Beam and RDR2 sound like an amazing combo
@TrollOfReason3 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy I don't think you can run a TV, let alone a capture rig, out of a 12v car plug.
@colleenuchiyama49163 жыл бұрын
Alright,PVIII, here’s a sobering 69 story. My mom had open-heart surgery on my birthday in 1969, which happened to be the day they walked on the moon. The sobering part? They stopped her surgery prep so she could see it in case she died on the table. Cheers, bro.
@robertl61963 жыл бұрын
Yikes!
@tastycar3 жыл бұрын
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@Piracanto3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that's dark. How is she?
@michaeltheisen3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be completely honest, this is the first video I've seen by this guy and I feel like I am missing out on a severe amount of backstory and baggage.
@brigandboy14252 жыл бұрын
It's an epic backstory, well worth discovering.
@RemyVonLion2 жыл бұрын
Gave it that authentic Jack Daniels vibe.
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of coke: If Socrates organized a party and said to his students "bring some coke", Plato would have brought good old Coca-Cola, Aristotle would have brought Pepsi, And Diogenes would have brought cocaine.
@SteveWhipp3 жыл бұрын
That's a very cynical joke.
@aymuhspunj3 жыл бұрын
Plato would have brought a big ol bottle of Coca-Cola. Aristotle would have brought a case of small Pepsi bottles. And Diogenese wouldve had a big ol case of cocaine addiction.
@jakeamato67613 жыл бұрын
Rowan Witt; "There is no coke."
@explicit_dynamics3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain 😅
@jamesbond33912 жыл бұрын
Aristotle you bastard.... THAT is why i do not dislike you.
@alx_the_worst3 жыл бұрын
"I do it for the pain" Perfect!
@xepheres3 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else appreciated that part lmao
@Brew783 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you pointing out the anger present in JD. Might I also add the likelihood of nearly getting your entire party thrown out of Canada, right at the border, before you even enter the country. I don't drink JD while traveling anymore.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Seems like good advice!
@urex17175 ай бұрын
JD really needs to draw inspiration from this and come out with a limited edition bottle which incorporates finger and thumb grooves on the neck. Instant classic.
@Savantrovert3 жыл бұрын
A night with Jack isn't complete until someone gets clocked with the bottle itself or there's an unlawful discharge of a firearm. Or maybe (also) you just come to in a puddle of your own puke
@tomd.benjamin7623 жыл бұрын
“So, who would be drinking this, NOBODY! This one is mine.” 👍 Great video.
@SpasticToast3 жыл бұрын
This one is easily one of my favorite out of all your videos. I feel like with each upload we get to know you more and more. PS please review fruit smash hard seltzer
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
I'll try to get my hands on it! And thank you for the kind words.
@ValenThePowerful3 жыл бұрын
duudde I always watch your vids whenever I drink by myself. it feels like as if I am actually drinking with someone
@marshallfogg5373 жыл бұрын
I patiently await the day that the rest of youtube sees you for the top tier quality content producer that you are.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
Here's to our patience being rewarded one day!
@marshallfogg5373 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy keep it up man, you are genuinely funny in a unique way while also providing solid reviews.
@savo66493 жыл бұрын
this is the most underrated hilarious yt channel ever
@ameriewestmore3133 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!! I love him!
@OkellaWood3 жыл бұрын
I once got in to a 69 in a field. We grabbed eachothers ankles, arched our backs and we rolled, rolled rolled rolled down the hill. No copulation occurred in this field.
@wallacegrommet93433 жыл бұрын
Post that vid lol!
@alishajones34392 жыл бұрын
I literally just started drinking two years ago at the age of 38, started out with red wines they were OK but once I tried my husbands whiskey with Coke I was hooked!! This stuff so good and it’s all I want to drink now… ❤️
@danf3213 жыл бұрын
I adore my Jack Daniels glasses I got in a Jack gift set box. You won’t find many Small Batch Barrel Select brands at bars in the middle of nowhere, but you will find Jack.
@R2Bl3nd3 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniel actually died from blunt force from the corner of an object. Indirectly. He kicked a safe because he couldn't remember the combination, cut his toe, the toe developed gangrene, and he died.
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
You mean he died because he wouldn't cut off something he didn't need.
@R2Bl3nd3 жыл бұрын
@@HolyKhaaaaan then you could argue Bob Marley died for that same reason.
@R2Bl3nd3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnycajon4858 yeah I already know that, hence why my comment meant that both him and Jack Daniel could have lived if they cut off a toe.
@GODHATESADOPTION3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnycajon4858 Bob was given a pair of shoes that were booby trapped with an injection to cause cancer, Bob died from assassination after already being shot by assassins and still going onstage same day
@Alrucards3 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniels. The only liquor you can rely on when walking into a bar for the 1st time and don't know what cocktails or alcohol they serve. So you ask for a Jack straight or Jack&Coke.
@skeetsmcgrew32823 жыл бұрын
Is your name the drunk version of Dracula?!
@jakeamato67613 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 .em ot thgir skooL
@Sunflorah3 жыл бұрын
I know he just made his debut, but I miss Prescatt Van Meyer already
@hunterhewa76233 жыл бұрын
Tennessee boy here and everything you’ve said, I’ve seen 😂😂 gotta love No7
@salvosam9403 жыл бұрын
Of course you can use it as a weapon, Jack has your back. Until you need bail that is.
@EliaFlowers3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp you got there
@andrewgarcia31363 жыл бұрын
it's ok to hit someone with a bottle as long as you leave before the cops show up ... right?
@salvosam9403 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgarcia3136 Asking for a friend...right?
@heather7672 Жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching some of these and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! PV3, you’re fantastic!❤
@lfkk46403 жыл бұрын
"Open up a gash!" Indeed sir. 😉
@PaxIesus3 жыл бұрын
"I'm positive that guy's dead." How much longer do you think it will be before PV3 gets arrested for manslaughter? Then we'd get "PV3 testing Jail Cell Toilet Wine." The episodes would take a dark turn, but PV3 nation will be ready for it!
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
I am insulted by this insinuation, and have been trying to get some prison hooch for months now.
@PaxIesus3 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy [deep belly laugh] Don't forget to do a bonus episode where you not only review the prison hooch, but show us how to make our own!
@zosocox3 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite review. Excellent video man.
@jakeriff953 жыл бұрын
No one: ... PV3: "Jack me"
@kyleberke2593 жыл бұрын
I literally did a spit take when he said that
@StoveLad3 жыл бұрын
off
@xBC90x3 жыл бұрын
I saw your everclear video first and now this. I love your humor and I’m going to be subscribed now. Keep it up 👍
@derpderpus60753 жыл бұрын
Classic review of a classic beverage from a very classic PV3.
@DanielVance3 жыл бұрын
I used to think that Spittoon was being forced to work. However, the more episodes I've watched, the more I realize that PV3 and Spittoon couldn't survive without one another.
@michaelhuey41873 жыл бұрын
🎶Breakin the law, Breakin the law🎶
@Gilly-bean3 жыл бұрын
Wow the lore on this one!
@jackvolden37923 жыл бұрын
I’ve had to swear off JD, many a bridges were burned under his cursed sorcery.
@seabear24943 жыл бұрын
Did you move onto JB?
@ryanking52623 жыл бұрын
@@seabear2494 I moved on from JB almost two decades ago. A fifth to myself ended up costing me getting chased by a crack hooker, hitting a fence with my truck, and trying to hit my friends with the bottle. Bourbon, Kentucky Whiskey, etc, is all foul. Scotch is just better that way.
@Vickvineager3 жыл бұрын
Or...or.... built bridges under his cursed sorcery.. 1st date with one of my ex’s, we killed an entire bottle of jack. Ended the night in the backseat of her car.
@davidp28883 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I would absolutely have PVIII as my wingman.
@Arrslicker3 жыл бұрын
Back at it again with the slurry speech. My favorite!!
@MRtwoTricks3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't JD the drink of choice of Motorhed front man Lemmy Kilmister?
@Bruceskyy3 жыл бұрын
The formula IS working, keep it up it always cracks me up. Kinda like that bottle of whiskey could
@ninjabreadman81663 жыл бұрын
Great video as always, King, but can you please pet Prescat Van Meyer for me?
@thomasharrison80923 жыл бұрын
“I do it for the pain” bro….I felt that..
@elcaminocarcrsh3 жыл бұрын
God, I love this man.
@ivanhernandez53123 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated channel
@godwick87693 жыл бұрын
I would pair this with late night keg stands and man cave parkour
@jenniferlinsey72363 жыл бұрын
Oh Prescott, you never disappoint! Good ol JD
@lanehart0123 жыл бұрын
"Sorry to get dark, just having a little Jack Daniel's here." lol
@redinthesky13 жыл бұрын
This is better than most 10$ Whiskeys that you can find at a gas station.
@anthonycurby46063 жыл бұрын
Much love pv3. I know it's hard to see us from the bottom of your hole, but we are all watching and cheering for you. God bless
@justintr48883 жыл бұрын
I really hope PV3 is sleeping at Dean's house after this and not trying to drive to under his usual snoozin' bridge.
@keaton44493 жыл бұрын
Dude your channel is actually hilarious
@williamlong63733 жыл бұрын
"Pairs well with spandex, tattoos, and middle age misery."
@beerrun46123 жыл бұрын
I approve of this message.
@jacksondale43663 жыл бұрын
Been waiting sooo long for this😍
@daviduliana99503 жыл бұрын
I think PV3 would try to talk his way out of a bar brawl; and would probably succeed.
@unemployedwineguy3 жыл бұрын
I've done it many times on the mediterranean coast!
@ubmastering3 жыл бұрын
"Be nice." "Until it's time not to be nice." - Dalton
@SavidgeKitchen3 жыл бұрын
Yassssssss, Swayze FTW!
@shaunlaughter44783 жыл бұрын
But what if somebody calls my mama a whore?
@mikesboozereview9642 Жыл бұрын
Love the review!!! You should review a rye whiskey.
@TheTom951guitar3 жыл бұрын
I am 100% sure you did this because of my birthday cameo video and I love it! You're the best, PV3!!
@TheTamally3 жыл бұрын
I love lore and stories as much as the next PV3 stan, but I feel like you didn't talk about what it tasted like as much in this review.
@skeetsmcgrew32823 жыл бұрын
I mean, its Jack Daniels. Every American over the age of 23 knows what it tastes like
@brownhues3 жыл бұрын
Jack tastes like a piece of charcoal soaked in rubbing alcohol and rolled around in sugar. There you go.
@TheTamally3 жыл бұрын
@@brownhues We all know what it tastes like. We want to know what PV3 thinks it tastes like.
@TXBHenleyFan3 жыл бұрын
Need to do the honey jack! Was I the only one who thought of Abbie when he mentioned the word gash???
@4GivenbyIam3 жыл бұрын
We love you PV3!!!
@DrowningUpsideDown3 жыл бұрын
“Just one sip. My little seven year old body didn’t need much. Now I do…”
@raylcc26203 жыл бұрын
You were smart to get the medium sized bottle. I believe you have to show a current or past domestic violence arrest to get the large one.
@beastleviath93563 жыл бұрын
All those fun bands and of course Mr Sinatra
@alixtheprofessionalcatherd68503 жыл бұрын
PV3 gang let's goooo!
@screwylooygaming3 жыл бұрын
PV3 don't spiral for the fans, keep being you!
@incoldblood9753 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: want to cut down on the sugar even more? Mix with ice only. It's delicious.
@timothyb.49283 жыл бұрын
Jamison and Jamison black. My favorites
@vinnyp77573 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs to use a spittoon with ol Jack. The elixir of bad devious.
@BatteryAddicted3 жыл бұрын
Simply Awesome.
@Mel.H_3 жыл бұрын
Omg I have to see this tattoo!!
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this hadn't come sooner.
@HayTatsuko3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits of visiting the Jack Daniel Distillery some years ago was hearing about Jack Daniel's irritability and -- according to the company -- how it cost him his life in 1911. The guide took us into an office, pointed out an old safe on the floor, and went on to tell us that Jack Daniel had showed up early to work one morning in 1906. Having forgotten the combination to the safe, Jack kicked it in a fit of pique. The toe he broke became infected and was later amputated. He died from blood poisoning five years later, supposedly related to the amputated toe. That last is the part that makes me think it's a bit of a convenient fiction. due to the time between the injury and his death.
@apotassium6743 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most professional a review of JD could ever be
@lweston713 жыл бұрын
Subscribed and liked, buddy. Nice work ✌️
@BillBraskyy3 жыл бұрын
Spiral all the way down 😂 reminds me of Rick James "let's go into the abyss!" Charlie Murphy: "I don't wanna go into the abyss!" Rick James _lives_ in the abyss, and he wants company... Sometimes.
@joshuastorlie60062 жыл бұрын
That.... Yeah, that's about right.
@portalbucket53653 жыл бұрын
You did jack, now ya gotta do jim!
@koreysimon3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah btw happy 38th birthday Preston!
@northroadproductionsvt3 жыл бұрын
PV3 Naysh! I would follow you into that sweet JD darkness.
@undeaddreadlord13 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda bad to contribute to the spiral.. but god damn, this is what im here for!! The attention span was really slippin at the end... as well as the speech lmfao
@lordkuso27103 жыл бұрын
Proud to be this early 👌 keep up the great content PV3
@jaclynbaschmann98113 жыл бұрын
Best one yet!!
@darthbane49803 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniels single barrel-barrel proof is delicious
@rileysanders19973 жыл бұрын
Do 1792 bourbon next! I like the flavor profile of that one
@damndisplace072 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely subscribing man. This shit is gold.
@brianjetty21213 жыл бұрын
Slayer huh? Great performance. Jack enhanced is a good look. I endorse you and Jack.
@nerdaccount3 жыл бұрын
I'm like .... NOOOO TOOOO MUCH, this is the path to madness!!! LOL
@Ekoorb0013 жыл бұрын
I would actually combust if you reviewed Creek Water Whiskey!!
@raydon10053 жыл бұрын
This man drank half a bottle of jack straight, for my entertainment, this is good stuff
@jhh-jiynks65683 жыл бұрын
Looking good bud. Very cool a new vid
@corylyon80953 жыл бұрын
I feel like you’ve had a few before this and you swinging the bottle around made me very nervous. Gotta save the face! It’s the money maker.
@andrewsherwood53413 жыл бұрын
"Abby always used to tease me and say that she was the only money maker around...hurt my feelings every time"
@chuckfinley67473 жыл бұрын
I prefer 68, because I owe you one.
@lulzywizard75763 жыл бұрын
also, not sure if you've reviewed it or not, but Soju is fun. c:
@bucasbagler30823 жыл бұрын
Mr, Sir. I don't think that's a healthy amount of life drama. I'll be here for you