Jack Sparrow is a magical wizard 🤦🏾‍♂️💙

[@STU5HY]

"You had GUNS!" - Sir his run was goofy af we couldn't do nothin'

[@peeloffyourskin]

real

[@thatSkyKosmoTactical]

This is the moment of all time fr

[@soisaus564]

prolly how this guy runs too

[@Joei_13]

1,000 like AYER

[@tatarsauce6314]

Storm trooper lookin ahh

[@d3vient602]

You can’t blame them for missing every shot, Jack runs in a peculiar way…

[@waterbottlecupcan4026]

Where do i learn this power?

[@jayspace2905]

​@@waterbottlecupcan4026 be Jack

[@darkryu9941]

@@waterbottlecupcan4026 get on a ship for 2 years out in sea

[@aldovesper1362]

😠👊

[@cgallwaysblamegary5296]

@@waterbottlecupcan4026 all of the above

[@coda8525]

"You all had GUNS!" - Sir we're using smoothbore muskets, we're lucky we didn't kill the king.

[@jesperbach2193]

"But we did end up nailing some parrot"

[@billcipher9124]

“We couldn’t resort to the cannon mounted atop the stairs… because we don’t have… stairs.. here.. in this room”

[@ehill3214]

And we hit a dog passing by

[@littleregg3164]

Smooth bores are more accurate than you'd think

[@jesperbach2193]

@@littleregg3164 not as funny

[@Rowan-ie6pf]

that "PANTSED THE KING" was filled with primal rage

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Ya

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

If this actually happens I might have to watch the movie bc I wanna watch a goofy pirate expose a king’s drawes 😂😂😂

[@Summacide]

He sounded like a minecraft chicken

[@undeadeclipse]

"You all have, GUNS!!"

[@Mk-Mn]

@@SummacideI know right

[@deathknight1239]

the employees of Arkham asylum every time the joker breaks out

[@glugs3356]

True

[@Attached_Alex_G_fan]

Bro he just walks out of there

[@Wokvir]

I mean he practically owns the place

[@user-zq4uh7ft1c]

Oh of to make Batman break your fucking arm again😁

[@theredhood028]

He just leaves when he wants

[@Neutral-Party]

"He runs in a peculiar way," I'm dead. 🤣

[@JC-ex3gp]

That punch that followed through threw his whole body and soul into that one.

[@pissip]

They were so mesmerized by that dump truck they missed every shot

[@sirfoxrite6141]

*He's a pirate music playing*

[@nd35780]

You may be dead... But he sure ain't.

[@alexcrazy1492]

@@sirfoxrite6141dada dada dada da dada da dada

[@ryuushinzo3559]

"He runs in a very peculiar way Sir. Do you know how HARD it is to fire a flintlock much less while laughing!!?"

[@OutdoorstuffwithDavin]

😂

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Ya

[@Yaeng2104]

"sir there was a barrel of hay. He swan dived out the window with a eagle sound effect"

[@DJKAPPERS12]

Ubisoft:our new game assassin's Creed sparrow

[@Lucasjj2010]

* red tailed hawk 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥸🥸

[@Minos_Prime_First]

"Synchronization Complete - +5000 XP"

[@parkertulk7485]

"Sir he screamed HERE IS YOUR NOBODY and then killed our previous captain by bashing his skull with the chest containing Davy Jones' heart."

[@justincrocker1643]

I was thinking this was AC for a second too.

[@flowercrowny4056]

*" HOW DOES HE KEEP ESCAPING?! "* That angry jump absolutely sent me 💀

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

Same 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FLSNevermore]

Same. It has major princess and the frog vibes for some bloody reason 😭😂😭😂

[@havoka2529]

Bro really jumped like a Disney character

[@FLSNevermore]

@@havoka2529 My point exactly. He went tf off 😭

[@mistylover7398]

Lol

[@djkvkwopppwpwoeorii2o]

"Explain it to me one more time" "Yes sir-" " *SHUT THE HELL UP* "

[@pneumon6990]

😂😂😂

[@inter9104]

**HOW DOES HE KEEP ESCAPING**

[@turtyllio.]

“Alright where did he go?”

[@avacadotoast5571]

Out the window, sir.

[@SHELLGTAG]

WE ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR!

[@indigoRBLX]

"Out the window sir" "WE ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR" "There was a barrel of hay..." Nah bruh that's some Assassin's Creed type shit

[@P3ASHOOTER]

FR

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Ya

[@Baset_]

_EAGLE SCREECH_

[@RealLin3r]

"You had guns" "B-but sir, we have the accuracy of stormtroopers what do you expect."

[@sherardnzopfabarushe7887]

"You all have GUNS" 💀

[@RETROSCAPE]

【Ｇ　　Ｕ　Ｎ　Ｓ】

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

👊😡 💥

[@Lucid_dreams1519]

@@SNAAAAAKE92 MMMMMNAAGH!

[@spyz4dayz335]

I am the 666th like on this comment.

[@santaomaria1310]

I fell out 😭😭😭😭😭

[@X-SPONGED]

"How did he escape?!" "There was a barrel of hay. We didn't expect-" *_ASSASSIN'S CREED IV : BLACK FLAG_*

[@DaVinciAte]

That's exactly what I thought lmao

[@Anino_Makata]

Sounds like Sparrow was acquainted with Kenway...

[@MasterHall117]

@@Anino_Makata Imagine the endless possibility of trouble those two could get into together

[@Anino_Makata]

@@MasterHall117 Endless nights of drinking and shanties, followed by days of sinking ships under the colours of the Pearl and Jackdaw.

[@MasterHall117]

@@Anino_Makata aye!

[@mrsexy5680]

“He runs in a peculiar way” I woulda ducked the moment those words come outa my mouth

[@williamcramb3246]

I can’t stop laughing, I’ve watched it 4 times 💀 “Before he jumped on the table, before he PANSTED THE KING!” 💀 💀

[@v2actingsus]

“Before he PANTSED THE KING” (bro sounded like a minceraft chicken)

[@cmdrdyland]

this didn't make any sense then I played the video game I am crying oh my god

[@richyaranda8088]

LMAO

[@chibiusa2018]

​@@cmdrdylandwhich video game I got to see this

[@neocollinsch.3040]

@@chibiusa2018 did you ever find out what game it was?

[@chibiusa2018]

@@neocollinsch.3040 no

[@Army_Dog]

We're so used to the filter his normal face looks weird

[@thatoneguyofficial]

🤣🤙🏾💙💙💙💙

[@sneakyking]

Jokes on you. The "filter" is his normal face, the one you see here has been extensively digitally altered.

[@alexbowlin7044]

He's just not doing the smile

[@anondabomb]

Two things, firstly who is he and secondly I thought he had a filter to look inbred.

[@worldofoblivion977]

Bro looks like Lando calrissian fr (good thing btw)

[@Fracturatic]

The five stages I went through this short: Normal, smiling, laughter, dying, death

[@caramel_choas9225]

"you all have GUNS!!!!!" "He runs in a peculiar way..." "HAHAAAUYAAHUIOUAH!!"

[@DOCTOR-DUDE]

Literally every SCP foundation meeting 💀

[@gyroist]

Yes 💀💀

[@_wayward_494]

Bro what

[@ThatOneNiceGentleman]

LOL

[@dweebus203]

That's SO real. glad to see an scp comment!

[@DOCTOR-DUDE]

"and you missed every shot" sounds like the stormtroopers 💀

[@eagle1-536]

"Sir, our guns were smoothbore, they missed him entirely and nailed the king's dog."

[@NukaVader76]

We would've got him if we could have gotten to the cannon loaded with grapeshot at the top of the stairs."

[@AstorothEverburn]

Not the dogg😂😂😂😂

[@warmaster8247]

"Then why didn't fix bayonets and charge him! He would've bled out waiting of the physician to arrive because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stich up."

[@Anonymous58815]

"Our 18-century muskets were no match for his goofy-ahh run cycle"

[@Seato-Osty]

​@@warmaster8247"It was what our Founding Fathers intended, Your Grace-" "WE'RE IN BRITAIN! WE HAVE NO FOUNDING FATHERS!"

[@ulfhednar1568]

*"PANTSED THE KING"* 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ns9tv5it4h]

“ OK where did he go?” out the windows, sir.” WE ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR.”

[@thatoneguyofficial]

Him and The Fast and Furious share the same physics 🤦🏾‍♂️💙💙💙

[@rob3439]

You are hilarious my friend

[@brendennothe5706]

you deserve an Oscar

[@sketchesforyou8020]

@@brendennothe5706 Fr.

[@ZaBreaker]

Are you voicing this audio?

[@rometheking121]

Pin your own comments

[@kalebfromthe704]

"You had GUNS" "He has such a devious run sir-"

[@LemonadeVryayay]

“He jumped out the window…” “….We are on the ThIRd FLooR 👹”

[@elliot._.119]

“Before he *PANTSED THE KING.* You all had *G U N S!!!!!* and you missed every shot.”

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Ya it was funny

[@ameliaschannel8270]

He.. runs in a peculiar way

[@SonicntZane]

I love to imagine this is how fast he actually talks. It's so crazy

[@wolfeler166]

Or how fast his body moves lmao

[@mistylover7398]

Lol

[@Ballstealer750]

“There was a hay bale outside” “IS THIS FUCKING MINECRAFT?” “Yes”

[@MeriqulimStudios-MerrickRector]

More like assassin's creed

[@PhycixVR]

“Sir he runs in a peculiar way a- “NAUGH”

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Ya he dose because he has been spending on his ship for 2 yesre

[@Dark_Karma26]

(We are on the THIRD FLOOR!!!!!!!!) that got me really hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ihere123]

"We are on the THIRD FLOOR!" "He fell in a barrel of hay..." My boy, Jack Sparrow, be leap-o-faithin' out the third-floor window. Savvy, eh?

[@kevincass9917]

There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere..

[@randomzombie2901]

​@@kevincass9917Kenaway?

[@caelanmcchesney2633]

Captain Jack Sparrow was part of the Assassin's Creed till they asked him to take off his own finger. He then ran off.

[@draco1803]

Yes mista gibbs

[@OdinsDraugr69420]

@@caelanmcchesney2633as an ac4 enjoyer, can confirm this was a cutscene in the game (keep in mind Ubisoft was being historically accurate up until ac unity, so it’s a canon event)

[@SuperSpider9098]

Fun fact, Jack doesn't get caught because confusion literally paralyzes the brain, so when he does something stupid he drops everyone else's reaction time giving him a chance to escape

[@wreckerray12]

LMAO that is the most perfect way to explain it 😂

[@sniperstyx]

"... and that's why we couldn't hit him." *gets knocked out*

[@DeadPerfection]

This is actually in the Art of War, I'll put the exact quote if someone wants me to

[@SuperSpider9098]

@@DeadPerfection please do, although I'm specifically referencing the video Film Theory did

[@bobbertris]

@@SuperSpider9098 might be "The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent."

[@ToEzghostyyy05]

His reaction to the line "he jumped out the window sir" was golden

[@GM1440_]

“How does he KEEP ESCAPING!?” bro sounded like he was turning into a COD zombie

[@kathykrystal9567]

"He runs in a peculiar way-" "SHUT"

[@Bghank2]

“We are on the third floor” 💀💀💀

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

And he dodged bullets from this guy’s goons

[@GBSZel]

“You had GUNS!” Me: WE STILL DO IF YOU KEEP TALKIN TO ME THIS WAY

[@AndreaJackson-bn7mf]

"You all have GUNS" had me intruple because I was dying of laughing 😂😂😂

[@Bastard_Mississippi1976]

intruple

[@capncookie1110]

“You will remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!”

[@NukaVader76]

"You will remember this as the day you almost shot Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[@kaijosensei]

'YOU ALL HAVE GUNS" Sent me bro

[@cheburgg]

that last punch was personal

[@ren_is_dumb]

Sir he has plot armor

[@dan20679]

"You had GUNS" But he's the main character man

[@ThatTransGuy247]

“He runs in a peculiar way”

[@MaikoFoxAndRoseFox]

"Explain to me one more time..." "Yea sir-" "HOW DOES HE KEEP ON ESCAPING!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?😡🤬☠☠👹👹👹👹👹"

[@jeffowens9536]

Lupin: *escapes for the 2,478th time* Zenigata:

[@localbedshitter1503]

Bro mastered the art of moving

[@elmerreyeg8333]

That punch has so much emotion- Like god damn-

[@aamenstarks-pb9sm]

“You all have GUNS and you missed every shot” Keeps getting me

[@stiltskinrumpel]

“G U N S”

[@MrEasyNah]

"...he runs in a peculiar way and it's..." Big homie deserved to get snuck for that one.

[@ShirunoRinisaki]

Literally every assassin’s creed game

[@Valrak_The_Unyielding]

Scp guards trying to explain why they lost 3000 people and the facility was self destructed because a talking dog got loose:

[@avacadotoast5571]

I honestly don't know where they get new employees from after almost all of them die 😂

[@joshuarias5001]

"you all have... *G U N S !* "

[@A2ndVoice]

Fully headcanon that Jack's mom was a native Caribbean luck goddess at this point.

[@CrayCrayM0nk]

The fact that they had explained this to him multiple times make me feel bad for the people explaining it to him

[@Goodmorningworld_howareyou]

“He runs in a peculiar way and-“ “AUgHhhEw😭👹🌚👣-“ HELP😂

[@emmanuelrodriguez9463]

Bro when he said “WE ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR” got me weak

[@d3vient602]

One of the most creative dudes on KZbin, this shit hilarious 😂

[@ramiro9204]

nah this dude is amazing

[@AnIgniSign]

This is one of my favorite videos on social media

[@MaryMariboo]

**punch** "NEYAUGH"

[@sleepninja2350]

This scene would elevate the whole POC series if it was canon 😂 😂

[@sirreggie8044]

Thought u was saying person of color series, I gotta log off

[@sleepninja2350]

@@sirreggie8044 💀

[@Chippy-]

Hands down the best and my favorite KZbin short on here

[@budgie_io3897]

“you all have…GUNS” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bro_meme]

That Goofy jump had me in tears

[@granddad90yearsago65]

“Sir it’s not our fault, he started busting it down sexual style”

[@DrJason.]

That "YAAA" killed me

[@DBL_BOI7733]

POV: templars from assassins creed

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

HOW DOES HE KEEP ESCAPING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My boy even PANSED the KING

[@krispyboi9162]

“Before jumped on the table....before he, PANTSED THE KING!!! You all have....GUNS!! And you missed every shot.” My favorite line🤣

[@UTDGHOST]

That one guy who shot in a peculiar way but had bad aim😂😤🤬

[@alaindiego5553]

When he says "HOW DOES HE KEEP ESCAPING!!!" He sounded like a COD zombie XD

[@theillusionist1494]

I felt more emotion in that *THIRD FLOOR* than I’ve heard from some people in all the time I’ve known them

[@elizabethhernandez2911]

The way he screamed guns was hilarious 😂

[@soleantha1483]

bro said before he jumped on the table before he PANSTEPED KING you all have GUNS👌👌

[@00Jaxs013]

Before he PANTSED THE KING!

[@tristanscrazenanigans1636]

Are we just gonna ignore how perfectly cartoonish that little jump he made out of anger was?

[@silentwolfarena9935]

(Calmly) “Explain it to me one more time” “Yes si-“ “SHUT THE H*** UP”

[@lionlordlucas3746]

Ngl this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in days. Hell maybe even a week

[@shadowking278]

His jumping in rage is funny.

[@vlover15OO]

To be fair, if i was on the third floor i wouldnt expect him to jump out a window

[@drayvenlynn5359]

The punching noises in his videos are pure gold😭💀

[@Attached_Alex_G_fan]

"yes sir-," "SHUT THE HELL UP" "HOW DOES HE KEEP ESCAPING' that jump had me bro💀🤣

[@rebeccajacobson372]

Those employees went on to become storm troopers

[@Anino_Makata]

In their defense, black powder smoothbore muskets weren't exactly the most accurate things in the world. And Jack *does* run in a peculiar way...

[@OGIamCaved]

he jumped out the window. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.

[@dailyduck8637]

He sound like a call of duty zombie

[@suvi.x.]

“There was a barel of hay… we didnt excpet it…” *“SIT DOWN”*

[@katgut]

You channel the essence of how I think cod zombies would yell at me if they couldn't just scream

[@dave5162]

he looks like a cartoon villain when the protagonist wins for the 1734th time

[@TSS10115]

My sot crew after sinking be like

[@ethanbroudreaux9134]

Pantsing the king is crazy 😂

[@everythingdoesntlastforver1533]

"He fun in a peculiar way" 😭😭😂🤣

[@KingLoeski]

I can't stop watching this

[@sp1nn1ngax3l7]

Give bro an Oscar. Literally.

[@judahbrewer3206]

When scp 096 escapes the facility YOU ALL HAVE GUNS but he runs in a precullir way an its-

[@adityagarasiya388]

This guy's animation smoother than all of us