Jack Whitehall Has A MAJOR Problem With Robert Pattinson!! | Live at the Apollo

My major beef with Robert Pattinson...
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[@bellegriffiths5866]

Imagine being the kid that was in drama class with both Jack Whitehall AND Robert Pattinson.

[@LordInter]

I'd hit the gym, the books or change school lol

[@mrh6221]

Don’t forget his brother Barnaby

[@wilnage5586]

robert pattinson is 2 years older than jack so...

[@sean3765]

William McMillan boi was held back

[@trinitycrosby7911]

I'd love to watch it

[@lucypreece7581]

I think he's team Jacob

[@ellabella1924]

Just a hunch

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

100 points if he wear a t-shirt with "team jacob" during a shared interview with Patterson.

[@ohno7044]

MorgaineRiddlePrince I WOULD PAY SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY TO SEE THAT HAPPEN

[@Lauren.E.O]

More like Team Volturi

[@sovupo]

Oh no, he needs a "Team Kristen" t-shirt

[@oneracehumanrace4349]

"I'm not scared of spiders...I'm not scared of gays. But I'll probably scream if I see one in my bath" 😂😂😂😂 Best line ever

[@peterpain6625]

Wasn't so clear if it was from delight ;)

[@s_vlog1013]

One Race / Human Race agreed, I love that line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fayecurran6358]

Peter pan

[@alexhartley9963]

It is probably one of my favourite jokes

[@Ulsterbusman129]

One Race / Human Race that couldn’t be more true

[@ihavetractor4741]

*screams for 10 minutes "yeah but I'm not not bitter though"

[@bethrose190]

rhian hood don’t think he took a single breath either 😂

[@peakyblinders46]

such a mood tho😂

[@scarebear1265]

Mood

[@packrat2004]

Me

[@froggybirb4057]

Don’t be bittar

[@finchie_music2850]

he’s really testing the spotlight person lolol

[@jessicarainsford7609]

That’s exactly what I was thinking too

[@DD-nr6xk]

He Doesn't stay still on stage, he glides

[@Amaranthyne]

Tech theater?

[@AK-jt7kh]

He didn’t learn much in drama class

[@joycesmagnets]

have you *seen* michael mcintyre?

[@donnawest4545]

I would love to see Jack & Robert on the same interview sofa like The Graham Norton Show and just wait for the tension!😬

[@OldmanVosh]

I'd doubt Robert even remembers him.

[@harleypotter8137]

Argos Rho with all the shit Jack talks about him i think Robert would know who he is 😂😂

[@jayna3400]

I actually wished that too before seeing ur post lol

[@omadvillany8336]

Tom Bowman he’s been cast as batman mate don’t think he’s that irrelevant

[@fa541]

Omg yes

[@alfieh9329]

he does not walk He glides

[@pinxandpurples]

Alice H scorpius!!!

[@moonlightangel_]

666 likes 😂

[@Cinedragon]

@@moonlightangel_ Not anymore, muhahaha

[@moonlightangel_]

Cinedragon how dare you 😂

[@ohno7044]

i c o n i c

[@aran9952]

I get the slight impression that Jack doesn't like Robert Pattinson.

[@hannahirvine7367]

just a tad

[@__njz]

No he loves him 🤣

[@barbaragrimaldi4683]

Really why ?

[@Me-iq4se]

Really?

[@florenciaalvez-georgeoglou7254]

Yeah I wonder where that comes from?🤔

[@JamesCPotter13]

Jack and Henry Cavill would be AMAZING FRIENDS. Jack kept losing parts to Robert in school. Henry lost both CEDRIC AND EDWARD to ROBERT PATTINSON

[@estherluciano9623]

Can you imagine? I’d die 🤣🤣🤣

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

It's so wild to think that Pattinson & Cavill are the same general age; they just have such different energy.

[@manxiefeathermoon9888]

I can't see Henry in those roles

[@nathanr5737]

Imagine if Robert was in the audience

[@rachelschock8574]

Or just knows about it.

[@lilyhayes3393]

id pay so much to watch that

[@obviouslymatt6452]

Lily Hayes would you tho?

[@urmomlovesme811]

@@obviouslymatt6452 I know i would!

[@pink101dragonhulio5]

Jack: he stole my dreams. HE STOLE MY LOOK Robert: *in the audience*: you know I did! 😈😈😈

[@joethejanitor845]

I refuse to believe this wasn’t the intervention that made Robert Pattinson revamp his career.

[@willemboele2079]

wait what happened with he's career?

[@joethejanitor845]

@@willemboele2079 he just started choosing much better roles after twilight. I'm a big fan now.

[@thehalf-bloodprince5450]

He didn't like all the publicity and just wanted to stay away from the big screen for a while :)

[@joethejanitor845]

@Juliana Graham 😂ah poor guy, the plague of twilight follows him still...

[@kroniktp7119]

which game hve i seen that character in your pfp from?

[@deaniesaurus]

The salt levels in this performance 😂

[@thomasfoster4370]

I feel for the cleaner, do you how difficult it is to mop up brine.

[@genevievehoskins6829]

He's the human equivalent of the Dead Sea

[@FormerlyAMuffin]

@@thomasfoster4370 I feel bad for the vampire(Robert Patterson) y’know… cause salt isn’t great for vampires

[@hazymist7074]

Look at me Jack, I am doing a angry tree - Oh piss off lmao best line😂😂😂

[@katherinejacko830]

Aaron Wang as I read that he said it what😂

[@ellara1760]

an*

[@adno5626]

I read it as he said it😂

[@AmaraEmme]

Sorry, I'm so dense, can someone please explain the joke to me?

[@AsmitaSethi2308]

@@AmaraEmme Well , basically theatre actors have to do a lot of bizzare characters like trees , rocks , etc ... So he made a pun out of that ...

[@shravanimhatre8655]

I swear ,he has a entire standup special just on Pattinson being batman. And IT WILL BE HILARIOUS

[@spidey5166]

This reminds me so much of an anime villain explaining his whole backstory on how he grew to resent the hero. This is hilarious.

[@lulubeukes2296]

His posture is more scary than his burning hatred for Robert Pattinson

[@rebeccamaracle2878]

Jack Whitehall has read this and was THRILLED you got his name wrong

[@valeriepark9444]

The best physical comedian since Mr Bean!

[@ashley.sterling]

"how quaint" doesn't get more savage than that 😂😂😂

[@Chubblot]

Considering Pattinson's new role... petition for Jack to play The Riddler ?

[@MarieGarrett.]

Yes!

[@adamsimpson7181]

I reckon the Joker, lets make him the arch nemesis haha

[@oleelaura1]

Yes

[@ethanleung4091]

How about Clayface? He IS an actor after all lol

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I actually think he'd make a very underrated Hush.

[@smokr23]

While I was watching this an ad started playing. What was that for? The new Christopher Nolan movie Tenet, starring Robert Pattinson.

[@shaneh1872]

I hope his character dies

[@juliadoucette875]

Ben Parker , Who’s? Robert Pattinson’s or Jack Whitehall’s?

[@emilydalton1895]

Oh my god Sir You are a fool when Jack Whitehall is on stage he does not walk he glides

[@LadyMasKerade]

One of my favorite bits! I wish Robert Pattinson would address this feud!

[@taylorharrison-rising8110]

I think they could be friends because of how much he gets away with saying

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Honestly I don't think it's a feud. I think Jack's just jealous.

[@moonlily1]

Well, it's a pretty one sided feud. He's got such the obvious advantage that Jack's better off if he doesn't respond. "Jack who? Whitehall? Oh yes, from school right? I guess he's an alright bloke; I don't remember him that well to be honest. What's he up to these days? I think I heard he was doing comedy, is that right? Oh, he said something about me? I didn't hear about it, but I'm sure it was very funny."

[@MrPernell27]

Marvel/DC/Star Wars Fan it’s a comedy bit. Seriously doubt there’s any jealousy there.

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

I can't believe any of you take this seriously, let alone read into it. Are you forgetting Jack is a comedian? Do you really think if he actually had an issue with someone he'd air his dirty laundry on a stage?

[@B0red379]

It's no longer Team Edward or Team Jake. It's Team Jack or Team Robert

[@lisabrown4499]

I'm team Jack!

[@EmmaLouise-bz3pw]

I feel like him and Robert Pattinson are actually friends

[@mitchellbooth8435]

@Mo-llenial Fun fact they actually get on.

[@stephanies3246]

Me too.

[@sierra3644]

@@mitchellbooth8435 how do you know?

[@MarieGarrett.]

@@mitchellbooth8435 how do you know?

[@kat-ub1dx]

definitely

[@GundamGokuTV]

Oh... I wonder how he took the Batman news.

[@gemspml1269]

i love how a lot of the jokes in his stand up was incorporated into bad education - like the ‘you’re all fart and no poo , but when i fart i follow through ‘ was said by miss pickwell and i remembered it when he said it

[@hannahmceleney9267]

gemspml omggg I knew I recognised that line from somewhere 😂😂😂

[@flissk6298]

What have I just watched???.... oh yeah Jack Whitehall having a toddler tantrum on stage 🤣 still loved it ❤️😂

[@xr763]

IKR why does he always sound like he's crying to mummy. Like "it's not fair!"

[@NikhilSharma-ul8ur]

Robert Pattinson = Batman Jack Whitehall = Rethinking his Choices

[@hc8181]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Yuck

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

@@hc8181 nah he'll be an amazing batman... Certainly the hottest 👀

[@amfarrell42]

Jack Whitehall: Sarcastic Robin?

[@irimac1806]

I thought you were gonna write Jack Whitehall = the Joker XD

[@aquibanis4854]

Indians and there lack of us understanding humour.

[@jademorris3910]

The only one laughing when Robert died in Harry Potter

[@warriorbard]

I think I just watched Jack Whitehall have a nervous breakdown about Robert Pattinson on stage and I LOVE it. That was a hell of a rant! 🤣🤣🤣

[@harripomfret2599]

"MY MOTHER IS SELF HARMING IN LIDL" - Jack Whitehall

[@emankhashan7411]

What's Lidl?

[@lilly_frogs]

@@emankhashan7411 it's an shop in England

[@emankhashan7411]

@@lilly_frogs oh thanks!

[@nelly-gu2qq]

@@lilly_frogs more like europe..you find it in other countries as well

[@karicampbell1644]

I want to see Roberts reaction to this ahahah

[@elainagilbert7663]

Why do I feel like he and Robert are really best friends and he's just teasing? I mean, this is the exact way I talk about my brother when I tell stories of our childhood/adulthood.

[@jonocasuyon4252]

It must kill him that Robert turned out to be a pretty amazing actor.

[@ZiloBalo]

People that mock each other tend to like each other. They're friends

[@franziskamaria5157]

They are both pretty successful so 🤷‍♀️😂 I don’t think there was truly any bad blood at any time. He basically praises him with talking about him

[@kirin1230]

@@ZiloBalo Besties can insult each other. I can definitely see them being friends. Or if they've actually never met, it's clearly a comedic rivalry.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I don't think Robert Pattinson is physically capable of hostility, other than towards the Twilight franchise. He probably loves the bit, & is on friendly terms with Jack.

[@tiaaaron3278]

​@@kirin1230 How is it a rivalry when it's just Whitehall foaming at the mouth and Pattinson not even acknowledging his existence?

[@aanishka21]

as a person who loves robert pattinson, this is hilarious 😂 lmao i would have loved to be in the same class as them and just feel the tension, he’s so salty i love it 😂😂

[@biancaondatje8639]

At least you’re not taking this the wrong way. I came across a very aggressive comment from (I’m assuming) a big fan of Robert. It seems that they took all this just a bit more seriously than necessary. 😂

[@aanishka21]

Bianca Ondatje ahahaha i guess that’s just them, as i said i loved Jack’s rant and found it absolutely hilarious and i’m sure if robert ever saw this he’d probably also find this funny 😂

[@eddymontero6658]

I find this funny too and I'm a huge fan of Robert Pattinson 😂.

[@ragrabbit101]

Lol Jack's been in Good Omens now, surely his mum can use that as shopping ammunition 😂😂

[@paperfox5292]

I knew he looked familiar!

[@2Treesandahorse]

Wasn't he also spotted going to a hotel with Kate beckinsale?

[@Anindyatejo]

Not for long. Mrs Claire Pattinson would squash that with "Oh, well congrats. But my Robert is now Batman" 😂😂

[@zottelhuehs6375]

He was in good omens?

[@ragrabbit101]

@@zottelhuehs6375 yes He was the dude that the witch descendant hooked up with I don't remember their names, soz

[@adamgordon3163]

South African pe teacher? Now that explains Preet in bad education

[@shannxn8469]

Adam Gordon that film is dench!!!! Love it. Rem Dogg and Mitchell are bad ass and my favourites. Grayson: Shut up jumper Alfie: jumper? Grayson: yeah you’re wearing a jumper. And jumpers are bent mate. Alfie: this isn’t bent. This is a dries van noten. Marvin from JLS rocked one of these on the one show! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of the best films ever

[@Katie-rb6rn]

Stone Cold ALDC you Do know it’s also a tv series

[@clifftheplanteddvd6330]

Yeah

[@TheKerrylou]

Omfg yes

[@bibacummins7706]

And the bit about all fart but no shit

[@randomgamer8485]

i love how over time he slowly gets more and more aggressive 😭

[@kris_d]

I’ve never seen anyone get so upset about Robert Pattinson. I love it.

[@nathanr5737]

That PE teacher sounds like preet from bad education

[@phasergim2154]

Rhianna Rajput that might have been the inspiration

[@liamturner779]

Rhianna Rajput jack Whitehall is in bad education or bad teachers

[@RacingAtHome]

I was thinking the same.

[@sallyfutenborg6387]

He actually used the poop line in episode one

[@cblair17giraffe87]

Ahahahahahahha

[@lilymoore4376]

“Every time I was the only one on the cinema laughing when his character died”

[@BritishEmpireV2.0]

"Mum is self harming in lidl" laughed so hard

[@caitlinblincow4768]

“You’re all fart and no poo, but when I poo I follow through” Does anyone else think that’s where they got the idea for Isabel Pickwell said that to Alfie Wickers in Bad Education? 😂❤️

[@tusharrijhwani4008]

So, is no one gonna tell him that Robert Pattinson is Batman now?

[@laurahall907]

Ssshhhhhh. Not so loud. He'll hear.

[@CloverParsley2917]

He’s not gonna be happy when he finds out Robert pattinson is gonna be batman 😂

[@arcaneobject]

Jack has the upper hand on Rob by turning him, his dad, and Winston into national treasures. Now Rob is Batman and took that back 😂

[@FantasticBeasts2024]

They need to put Jack & Rob in a film together. Also put them on the Graham Norton Show couch together.

[@JoshSty704]

A genuine quote from my PE teacher: One kid in my class had gone to audition to get a part in an advert, he stopped the entire lesson gathered us all around and sat us down, and told us “Right, from now on Ben will be nick named “Hollywood” “that will be all””

[@chaneltravieso4629]

There is so much chaotic energy. It’s brilliant 😂

[@Underpants678]

“Unresolved childhood issues”

[@Persholm1]

One of the most underrated comedians to ever live.

[@tillybutterworth1119]

I hated the bleep test 😂

[@animaltvi9515]

Tilly Butterworth wots a bleep test

[@HarryMoho]

Animal tvi are you from America?

[@animaltvi9515]

HarryMoho lucky for me I'm not

[@kittykat7610]

it’s a beep test

[@trinitycrosby7911]

Same I hade "allergys" so couldn't run :)

[@Reversefilms]

i'm 99% convinced jack is massively pissed during this show

[@MichaelGreen-vk5xq]

When was this show... I’ve seen it before and Jack’s now my favorite comedian.

[@kyu4662]

It's all the time. The Apollo regularly hosts comedians and every month or so you will see a new comedian, or repeats. There is one host, and 3 guests.

[@jakobjas4212]

This clip is probably 7 or 8 years old.

[@amybrown1103]

Imagine Robert watches his show and has actually always considered his as a pretty cool guy, hahah. 😂😂

[@isabelleesson8932]

I’m sure Jack would be delighted to hear that Robert’s picture is now up on the walls of his old primary school in prime position all on it’s own in a beautiful glass frame! 😂😂😂

[@Delictum]

Early Jack was very Michael Mcintyreish.

[@weirdhuman1703]

Delictum ikr even in his voice lol

[@aurora_skye]

Ikr

[@Doodlehummingbirdspittle]

In my times of pure sadness I think of this moment and it just keeps me going to think of when he will actually jump Robert

[@tkbwanfor8098]

Hasn't he already done it? That shiny dick has barely been in any new films whilst Jack's done plenny tv shows and played at humongous venues.

[@chhavimudgal449]

TKB wanfor poooor joke 😂 😑

[@chhavimudgal449]

Majesta Roach oh come on !!!stop kidding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@potmki6601]

He is gonna be Batman and he's gonna be great at it lmao

[@Gino565]

TKB wanfor hahahahhahaha what are u even talking about here

[@ariakingsleye6271]

Your PE teacher had unresolved childhood issues....okay

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Aria Kingsleye or he was just Afrikaans

[@ellis1034]

Ok twilight were bad movies but Robert pattinson is actually a really good actor hahaha. If you don’t believe me watch good time or lighthouse, it’s amazing

[@samaraorr2184]

i watched those couple weeks ago and they were AMAZING. he’s such a good actor. good time is probably my favorite

[@hermionegranger2817]

@@samaraorr2184 I'm with you

[@azarianelson936]

I'm from South Africa and my PE teacher was just like this😭😂

[@trinitycrosby7911]

PE teachers are the worst

[@nutellakhai8207]

Jack is so crazy when he is complaining about Robert .It makes it even funnier!

[@mask6615]

I can’t wait for Jack Whitehall’s jokes about Robert Pattinson playing Batman.

[@jadeycarter951]

Self harming in Lidl 😂😂😂😂

[@isabelleoakins7956]

Ironically I got an advert for a Robert Pattinson movie lol

[@edayuseliza]

Im so happy that he's active on youtube now. It was so hard to be in touch with great british comedians here in asia.

[@ninja-ed8mj]

When he goes on the Robert Pattinson rant he reminded me of a jester entertaining the Court

[@abigailleroux8965]

I'm actually so impressed with that South African accent!

[@letitgo6912]

Just me who feels like this is a very one sided rivalry.....like Robert probs doesn’t even know who he is😂

[@biancahill4955]

His South African accent is right on 😂 every guy here sounds like that

[@ammaarahisaacs8129]

As a south African his Afrikaner accent is spot on 😂

[@emikiwi]

As a Kiwi I appreciated how well he did it too 🤣

[@thewanderingmind3327]

The Robbie Westlake bit was gold lmao

[@jordankch]

04:31 is when the Robert Pattinson story starts.

[@johnbarr0]

and to think, jack just hosted the brits, thats gotta be high on the top trumps score

[@lonewolf9578]

Can’t imagine he was happy to hear that Robert is now Batman

[@wolvessarrah96]

Close your eyes and listen to him talk...I swear at times he sounds like if Stewie was British (Family Guy). Love his voice

[@markblythe3651]

wolvessarrah96 I think you’ll find in Family Guy Stewie does speak with a British accent 🤔🤦‍♂️

[@mrtoad1408]

Please for the love of vishnu learn the difference between British and English.

[@lilliabarrett7732]

But stewie is British

[@RootMenu]

Jack Whitehall as the Joker. Or the Riddler. Or the Mad Hatter!

[@joemackley7894]

He’s already a comedian, all he needs is a pregnant wife and one bad day.

[@darlamurillo4546]

@@joemackley7894 😭

[@wolfiepyxiestudios1408]

What would make this even more hilarious is if he said at one point in time they both used to be friends

[@FootLucy1013]

me, a theatre major: ....i mean your right but you didnt have to say it....

[@Gazooka]

Old but gold

[@sarahmack2598]

Him- running across the stage and venting to the crowd 3 seconds later- I'm nOt bItTeR

[@lucbouton9669]

That is the exact definition of a South African PE teacher

[@heynotizzy7493]

“He looks like a vampire that has just been diagnosed with acute pancreatitis...” “And hes really sad” “But also trying to work out what the pancreas is 😃😃😃”

[@Elvenwyn]

You did the Afrikaans accent brilliantly! In fact, it's the first time I've heard a non-South African nail it that well.

[@emikiwi]

I was scrolling thinking, is no one going to comment on how perfectly he did an Afrikaans accent? I was dying 🤣

[@taylorharrison8765]

I wonder how Jack reacted when he saw the new batman casting.

[@MilouLois]

Why tf did KZbin recommend this to me? Not that i'm complaining he's hilarious.

[@daedula7457]

Friends mom: um my sons making quite alot of money Jack's mom: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!!!

[@eloisebarrett3994]

The Crackhead energy in this

[@mustang88490]

People still have to do the bleep test

[@ultimatetsundere1058]

mustang88490 yep

[@syrinacrockett8290]

What’s a bleep test?

[@ultimatetsundere1058]

I recommend you look it up also it's torture

[@lizanna6390]

@@syrinacrockett8290 Running back and forwards. You have to get to the other end before the beep. The beeps come faster and faster, its torture.

[@sarahh4389]

Liz Anna Oh, so like suicides for americans

[@libby6272]

Whenever I feel down I just watch this. Can't wait to see him live next month: only thing getting me through my mock exams (which finish the same day I'm going 😂😂😂😂)

[@jules9906]

Robert just watching this laughing

[@mariedelange1269]

The way he said south africa 🤣🤣 also, the bleep/beep test, very normal in SA🤣

[@ewwwitscosso2292]

He must love the fact that Robert is now Batman

[@louisam2691]

This is still my favourite thing ever

[@poppyclements7804]

Robert in the audience: 👁👄👁

[@GarbageRaat]

The best thing ever is that right after watching this video I watched the Clifford trailer and an ad for the new Batman movie played before it…

[@alexiswayward]

thank you soooooo much for uploading this!! i've been looking for this for a year. i kid you not. but every other version on the internet cuts out the last five minutes about the supermarket top trumps.. THANK YOU

[@lizzieleah6508]

lol robert pattinson watch out as much as i love jack roberts part as cedric was fucking adorable and he played it so well and i cried when he died 😂

[@LifeofMarie267]

Obviously, Jack hasn't seen The Lighthouse. Pattinson has come a long way since Twilight, baby.

[@dwcallum]

it doesnt matter jack absolutely hates him with a passion

[@LifeofMarie267]

@@dwcallum I was being sarcastic. 😉

[@joemackley7894]

That’s going to make it worse!

[@PureSwedishViking]

That bath joke is fucking gold!

[@JackGroganFenn]

Omg, it’s Preet Van Der Plessis!! 🙈