Ranking The GREATEST of British Memes (w/ jschlatt)

[@Ordinator4]

"Dragging the tip along the microphone"

[@fuzzoEZ]

i've only watched the first 2 eps of windbreaker. is it good?

[@nyotani]

@@fuzzoEZ…. no😊

[@Megs..]

@@fuzzoEZit’s alr, I think personally I got a bit bored but that’s j my opinion

[@FirstnameLastname-vl1gs]

I've seen videos like that

[@redmist6630]

read that as he said it

[@great_hedgehog8199]

Hey, "span" is actually a past simple form of the verb "spin", it's just archaic, so Jack isn't crazy, he's just ancient

[@Gnomereginam]

I thought it's three forms, like the blades spin the blades span the blades have spun Like ride, rode, ridden

[@great_hedgehog8199]

@@Gnomereginam That is indeed how it was sometime ago, but nowadays "spun" is both the second and third form

[@emgnotlocalnewz]

@@great_hedgehog8199literally never heard anyone say “spun” in past simple tenses

[@great_hedgehog8199]

@@emgnotlocalnewz No wonder, as it seems that it's lost its use since around 19th century; that is literally why it's archaic

[@Gnomereginam]

@@great_hedgehog8199 Wait now you've declared them both archaic

[@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello]

Rishi sunak went without a lot of things. For example, he didn't have a lot of things. A lot of children go without a lot of things, Rishi was one of them

[@AmeliaLowe-y6y]

Truly a kid who went without a lot of things

[@archerymidnight3422]

He didnt even have sky tv (his childhood home has a sky dish lmao)

[@Retronomicon18]

@@archerymidnight3422to be fair it could’ve been fitted after he left, but he is still a privileged shithole.

[@InsanePigeon]

Only thing he went without is friends

[@intercity_trainspotting]

@@InsanePigeon and sky

[@managainsttime-g7v]

The backstory of the come dine with me one isn't often known. Jane basically spent the whole episode insulting him and being rude to him.

[@louisa.xoxo.777]

needed to see someone say this!

[@gracieisbored9191]

yeah fr. jane deserved it

[@thatcloveplant]

damn, and here i was thinking that the man was just a total asshole. puts the whole thing into perspective really

[@bimpsonlovesturg1819]

Fr she was so vile the whole time it was ahrd to watch that episode

[@HappyTheHuman]

I feel bad now

[@Thalweg]

Not even mentioning the fact that the one pound fish man's fame got too big and ended up getting him deported back to pakistan is criminal

[@mallikas1004]

They probably didn’t know that happened to him. I for sure didn’t.

[@mallikas1004]

They probably didn’t know about that. I for sure didn’t.

[@Kingbimmy]

I’m sorry, WHAT????!?!?!!? 😳

[@zoeyc5851]

@@Kingbimmy Yeah he was on a student visa or something

[@imadmukhtar]

He sells vape juice now

[@mickthegod]

"come juice me schlatt" im scared

[@BluejayInTheTrees]

same

[@JackKrivan]

Juice me daddy😩😫

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

i'd let schlatt juice me

[@Pr1mros-3]

i'm personally going to tell a trusted adult because of my scaredness

[@Shadow-876]

Juice me, mick

[@pinkbelgianwaffle]

Ok but ngl the trump impression was spot on 💀

[@xentarch]

Why on earth is no one else talking about this though

[@jethro-io4jd]

@@xentarch bcuz its knda his thing so we knda alraedy know... :/

[@PapaG-cg4os]

trump impressions are over used to me, and is really just an easy impression

[@max_masterkingm]

FR

[@Rasec193]

bad thing that trump can't hear it rn (this is a joke btw)

[@MxShadow8]

Only a minute in and schlatt is already blind, but he can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Nice poem

[@tripleultra7796]

Shutup you’re not funny

[@Slim_K1ckl3]

@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb YES

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@Tunnel_Inhabiter]

BARS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯

[@pepperoniz_5519]

12:55 i know its funny, but think how scary it would be if your house gets raided by police, AND THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK WALKS IN

[@anitajonska8902]

He said wagwan Boris like he knew him personally

[@kowaretatc8611]

I mean, if it was any other PM, yes. Boris? Bro feels like your one autistic friend and will rant about his special interest (that being peppa pig world, naturally)

[@itz_just_meh_guess_who1750]

Actually, I think that making up own lore, recording it and having fun with it on the internet is a creative and amazing way to spend your time! Props to that man for not losing his childhood spirit

[@EvaTrayer]

another props for him for going to jail for 14 months!

[@knosat6643]

i think he lost it considering he was arrested for voyeurism

[@dragu_la]

​@@knosat6643 WHAT.

[@knosat6643]

@@dragu_la look it up man, shocked me too

[@itz_just_meh_guess_who1750]

I mean obviously not for these things

[@HeptometricalLazarview-ji6dp]

Depressed and survived through my town almost burning to the ground again but luckily my house didn’t but I can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@dashdashdash_]

Shame

[@batterypowers-j2d]

w-wha

[@Leoooo._.1.-.1]

again?!

[@luvsgrant]

again ? 😭

[@JsjsjshHahsbdj]

I'M SORRY 'AGAIN'???

[@oliviarose-oj5uo]

"its a swimsuit" "no its a costume" australians and kiwis who call them togs:

[@Ch-l-o-e]

The funniest part is the ‘costume’ in swimming costume is just French for suit, so they both just mean swimming suit (also I’m Aussie and I’m sorry to say I’ve never heard tog in my life)

[@oliviarose-oj5uo]

@@Ch-l-o-e crazy that youve never heard togs, i swear everyone i know calls them that

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

@@oliviarose-oj5uo In Victoria they're called bathers. But I always call them togs

[@li04am]

I call them swimmers. Togs is the kiwi word and bathers is for silly people

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

@@li04am I think togs is mainly used in QLD and NSW

[@Yrrah908]

Trapped in an elevator but I cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@arnie0199]

The famous youtuber Yrrah908 cant stop that jack manifold grind 😮

[@tripleultra7796]

You’re not funny

[@_Iemonboy.]

YRRAH908??

[@T-Gwen-T]

Did you get out of the elevator? Are you okay-

[@notyocheese1234]

@@tripleultra7796 bro beat u to it huh

[@Homophobic-Blue]

1:04 *cutely sprays himself* "Oh that's chemicals" "Oh nooooooo" *Insert jschlatt in pain*

[@nightorbit]

"Dragging the tip along the microphone to get some nice tingles" bro I'm dead

[@gargles5270]

i’m obsessed with the trevleock guy, he said in another comment something about how a thing “wasn’t discovered until the 37th century” and i desperately need to know more

[@leafgorge]

“dragging my tip along the mic to make you feel tingles”

[@profish_kvetch1143]

yeah that line made me have to pause 😭

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

I was called silly once. I never recovered.

[@BestMopMop]

Silly

[@jaxonkohle2174]

Goofy

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

😰

[@SeththeMeff]

Silly sausage

[@Mr_Noob-jp8nv]

RIP soldier

[@Zeenonz456]

Struggling with anxiety and depression but I can’t stop the Jack Manifold grind

[@tripleultra7796]

Shutup you’re not funny

[@Sailor_Mercury45]

Hope you feel better tomorrow than you did today :) fans of Jack AND Gen loss need to stick together!!! >:]

[@Zeenonz456]

Thx so much :):):) U just fixed both of my problems

[@breadeddragon04]

saaame

[@SketchUT]

I’m still fighting my way out of the pit, let’s keep up the fight until we’re finally free 💪💪 And if it helps, remind yourself that you can’t let your enemies win. Outperform and outlive 💪💪💪

[@Ethan-em5pq]

07:11 'If they dont want the tea, Dont force them to take the tea'.

[@jakobmax3299]

10:04 why is jack so good at imitating trump?

[@kamrynsikes]

He nails the intonation down to the trailing off on the last word of the sentence, hahaha

[@That1chikn]

WHAT. IS. KUBO.

[@eatablegravel5224]

Kubo is kubo :)

[@paperplate09]

Kubo

[@SuperiorBeing]

Kubo is a Kubo, like Kirby is a Kirby

[@isleofdead1337]

It’s a qoobo

[@anahita.doesmusic]

wdym it's Kubo

[@nyotani]

my mother loves your jawline.

[@MayMoment_]

She loves my phenomenal wang too but she probably didnt tell you about that

[@Sophiaellender]

that’s very strange.

[@Ztime_Live]

agreed.

[@wrinkliestdog]

he has a model face fr

[@redmist6630]

im more of a fan of his forehead dick vein but yeah

[@juniistar]

"all hail kubo" *we all say in unison*

[@yohanafreya856]

All hail kubo 🙏

[@TheWaffleTM]

"Swimsuits", "swimming costume". In Australia we just call 'em swimmers.🇦🇺

[@PowerPuffBoysZ]

In the us thats a slang term for jizz

[@t.tardigrade6785]

Or toggs

[@Bax.ter70]

You aren’t real

[@ThatArekkusu]

SWIMWEAR, SWIM, WEAR, EASY

[@emmad4308]

3:15 guys are not ready to learn the many terms we have in Australia. It's mostly regional such as swimmers, bathers, togs, budgie smugglers, boardies, rashy/rashie, bikini etc

[@TimeMovie93150]

we use budgie smugglers in the uk as well hahahah i love that term

[@someguy2744]

Goon?

[@Mina_cx]

Did schlatt get a new kitty… Made it further in the vid, who is Kubo…

[@ArcherdaNerd]

At first I thought it was a bag but it moved?

[@ignacio391]

I have a better one for you, what the fuck is kubo?

[@m1ntyuu]

If you watch further in the tail moves really robotically and stays stiff in the air.. it’s not a cat it’s a robot lol

[@ArcherdaNerd]

@@m1ntyuu I wouldn't put it past him to summon some shit atp lol

[@mayhemilyy]

@@m1ntyuu is it not a turtle

[@TMC_GamingYT]

Is that a new cat I see in “Schlatts” background? Edit: nevermind, it’s a new kubo.

[@Jackie-m2q]

let me out the basement schlagger

[@core_russell3869]

Schlex offender

[@thewild.ginger]

0:45 nah cuz why that can of air sound like schlatt

[@Gia1911Logous]

10:00 Ngl, amazing Trump impression

[@NeroZashi]

👍

[@jaykilkenny5727]

The Kandoue put the Daleks and Sutekh to shame.

[@wad3y.]

Blud must be on fluxumyoca

[@qocket]

Cybermen tho.

[@HouseWrennt]

​@@wad3y.I know this is a joke of some kind but what is fluxmyoca

[@wad3y.]

@@HouseWrennt the worst drug of the 37th century

[@Not_Gerard_Way]

​@@HouseWrenntIt's a very weak subgenre of trevuloc that's edible and has drug-like effects

[@-sillykitty-]

Currently trapped in Essex but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@RendererEP]

Hello from Dagenham 😥👋

[@pandamutt3810]

Stuck in lewisham but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@cynicat74]

I'm sorry, that must be awful.

[@j.9962]

Whenever I see that notification, I feel my face drop and my heart sink. 10/10 please continue

[@WiltingWillow._.]

Swimming costume makes me think of people going to a Halloween party as Michael Phelps. That's not a costume Jeff, that's a speedo

[@itslynk01]

Jack's impression of trump was AMAZING lmfao

[@octopus8978]

10:21 THE TRUMP VOICE WAS AMAZING

[@phokingamajing]

RIGHT nobody's talking about it

[@toxic_shr00m]

9:55 actual timestamp

[@NobodyKnowssss]

it’s so good at like 10:06

[@maz-.-]

Make Jack vote for the Monster Raving Looney Party by liking this

[@aspen34]

real

[@lexi_hana]

Kinda loving their work in the community rn, MRLP for the win

[@Game_under_avon]

Yes

[@piggypiggyyoinkyoink]

Yes

[@Game_under_avon]

Yes

[@Garfield-33]

Currently in my light bulb but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Heh?!!?!?

[@THE_funnyalt]

joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb???

[@SuperiorBeing]

NONE!!!! THEIR TOO BUSY!!!!! THEIR GENDER!!!!!😂😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@bl.black.6]

Fighting ronnie pickerin but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@Harrycoook]

as a british person, i can confirm that there may or may not be one pound fish in east ham

[@Trinity_1873]

Currently bleeding to death but you know we can't stop that Jack Manifold grind 😃🙌

[@PixelatedSam19]

holy shit snoopy

[@Trinity_1873]

@@PixelatedSam19 Yoooo 🤝

[@PixelatedSam19]

@@Trinity_1873 it's like the spider man meme where they're both pointing at eachother

[@Trinity_1873]

Yeah lol

[@THEFILMED2008]

@@Trinity_1873Hey I you get better soon. Dying keeps you away from the grind.

[@TheBrainCellLoser]

12:07 please vote for meteor careening at the earth at approximately 500 miles an hour

[@thaliacrafts407]

Let the meteor cook

[@SaraDesert]

The people of Britain wear swimming costumes because we're only pretending that we're going in that icy ass water

[@armedstrobbery1934]

It's definitely not a costume Jack. They aren't pretending to be in the water, they ARE in the water. Costume implies a facade, there is no facade.

[@rathervalor]

jack having an amazing trump impression was not something i expected

[@cookieking4142]

The £1 fish man got deported

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

What??? Why?

[@Dergeytruto]

NOOOOOO

[@4Four_Studios]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@cookieking4142]

His visa ran out and he couldn’t get a new one because he wasn’t allowed to sing as an entertainer

[@J4ZZ3450]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Lag0on_]

I may be falling off a cliff to my impending doom but cant stop that Jack Manifold Grind 👍

[@GeassEnabler]

My microwave exploded after I put an entire pantry full of silverware in at full power, but nothing stops the Jack Manifold Grind

[@h3artz.and.st4rz]

Can’t have a British memes video without schlatt criticising Jack’s grammar

[@Ethan-iv6cz]

Schlatt bringing up kubo somehow always catches me off guard😂

[@snelkka1592]

Currently at the voting poll voting for the good guys but nothing stops that Jack Manifold grind.

[@willneilson]

Jack actually told me who he's voting for. It's green.

[@monkeyfondoo]

im voting piss

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

Waiting for the day when someone uploads a video with the same title format where they actually rank the memes

[@crescentwing.]

FR BRO

[@Ilovetopost470]

“Dragging the tip across the microphone, trying make some nice tingles” got me dying☠️☠️

[@toga4900]

The story of jacks mom is actually really wholesome lol imagine having a mom like that

[@celina617]

“What a sad little life Jane” will forever be my favourite, I quote it on a daily basis, I have a T-shirt with it on 😭

[@elegantatrocity]

'Swimsuit' 'Swimming costume' I believe you may have settled on 'Swimwear'

[@Squelcho]

Currently watching Jack Manifold but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@HotSocket]

4:22 yeah, in our case it's calling someone "buddy" that tells you that someone is about to get decked.

[@weswin]

schlatt getting mad about the uk is like gen x getting mad about gen z

[@edwardduca8383]

congratulations on the epic viewer milestone jack

[@TakenWithout]

10:50 Rishi sunak went without Sky TV at a time when a lot of the UK still rented their TVs - He's clueless

[@Potatochips2112]

15:39 Jack… are you okay… why do you know these things…. blink twice if you need help…

[@Grass_eater332]

Kubo is love kubo is live, all hail kubo.

[@riyabhide1458]

DANG that impression of Donald Trump was hilariously on point!🤣🤣

[@sec0nd-c1ty-sa1nt]

My neighbor just destroyed my house with a wrecking ball but I can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@georgeatherton8842]

13:50 saw that guy at the airport like a month ago 😭😭

[@vincentjockel2016]

"resurfished" xD 20:18

[@Vincisomething]

9:35 you missed the important part where it was on a 9/11 anniversary lmao

[@Elemental_Sigma_Sauce]

1:58 Time for another “DID SCHLATT WIN?” Video

[@hey_itsmilly]

YES i was waiting for a part 2 on this i watched the other one yesterday

[@vgmhut]

please make this a regular series i love this

[@eedlenewt]

I vouch

[@bentejebanaanje]

not me screaming yes when jack uploaded

[@BirdEdits_x]

13:55 "Hello everybody, i just-" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@jsghostfan]

"Schall the Schlingle Ladies" juiced up Jack as much as he juiced up those people in '99

[@IAmStatzy]

I love watching Jared and Jack watching memes

[@iiimage]

22:37 CONGRATULATIONS ON 7 MILLION VIEWS!!!

[@spom3445]

18:17 is... is that the fucking papers please theme? omg its the papers please theme

[@woah665]

lost at sea for 28 days but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@Maddie_brzoza]

1:07 “your blind” *says in the most calmest tone*

[@taylorfromthestars]

The whole conversation about swimming costumes/swimsuits/trunks(???) made me laugh because in nz we call them togs and I don't even want to imagine what "schlatt" would say to that

[@t.tardigrade6785]

We call them that in Australia too!

[@janesanders2728]

0:07 Schlatt: He needs me to juice it up *weird hand movements* Me: Excuse me!!!!?!?!!

[@Kyla-c9p]

17:05 HELP IM CRYING THE FIRST COMMENT ON THE TIKTOK VIDEO IS KILLING ME

[@xX_mayonnaise_Xx]

I met rishi a couple years ago. He looked rectangular. And he seemed like a child who went without a lot of things.

[@borkchamp]

Tbf, not being able to watch cartoon network is on the level of starving

[@Iloveconcerts_ada]

CURRENTLY IN A HOSTIPAL BED THAN I ESCAPED AND POLICE ARE TRYING TO FIND ME BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND ✊✊✊

[@lazarenadaraia6446]

currently busy due to my Jack Manifold grind but im not gonna let it get in the way of my Jack Manifold grind

[@realmrtenticles]

Can’t stop the Jack Manifold grind..

[@dogbot55]

I can't believe jack voted for the reform party

[@JoetheDilo1917]

I'm surprised Schlatt didn't comment on "the Shadow Chancellor"

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

18:07 the Papers Please music in the background gave me an anxious flashback lol

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

11:45 jack defo looks like he'd vote reform

[@Eritini.]

18:27 GLORY TO ARASTOTSKA

[@zoeyc5851]

Johnsons defining moment being the blue passport, and forgetting it at the polling stations LOL

[@nathancrossley905]

I’m eating steak and oven chips while watching this and it is gud love ur channel jack🗿

[@XyeliaOfSkyrim]

jack put off the "who are you voting for" question very well

[@evaslovergirl]

Agreed

[@brittish96]

He said he likes his taxes low, which is all the conservatives bang on about - so imagine it would be them

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

3:43 schlatt's new york hat and large mutton chops are a costume of his lack of personallity Xx

[@octopus8978]

12:38 WHENHE TACKLED THE KID

[@SN0WY5T4R]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@TheTenthWonderoftheWorld]

Running on 3 hours of sleep but I can’t stop that manifold grind

[@throwaway-r6v]

Jack: "That's american culture." Schlatt: "What are you toikin' abooouutt!?"