Ranking The BEST of British Memes (w/ jschlatt)

[@snelkka1592]

Jack trying to explain the separation and colonisation of Ireland to Schlatt is so fucking funny

[@masochistz]

IT IS 😭

[@grey8288]

As an American descendant of Irish immigrants, our perception of Irish history is basically "smol country is broke, people somehow think we are a threat to white people, alcoholism, and st paddy's day". I started actually learning history from my family, learned a helluvalot about my own family's history, but what I learned from school was pretty bad.

[@UnkownWonders]

​@@grey8288 damn, over where I am we learn nothing about Irish people they're like almost none existent what we know is they too have potatoes in their main world resources from the medieval ages

[@snelkka1592]

@@grey8288 I'd like to thank you for being the only American I've seen to not call it St. Patty's day. It boils my blood sooo much. But yeah, as someone who lives in the Northern part of Ireland the amount of abuse I've gotten for being Irish (at least in the area I live in) is just insane 😭😭 how am I being discriminated against for being Irish IN IRELAND??

[@rickrossstretchmarks]

​@@snelkka1592 blame the prods

[@skyemaiii]

currently in a mental hospital but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@elisej7792]

too real

[@Jellymerit]

i want grippy socks EDIT: YOOO WE RENTED OUT A GET AIR AT TWO AM & I GOT ME SOME GRIPPY SOCKKKKKS!!

[@love18death]

@@Jellymeritdont we all :(

[@ST0RYZ-s9i]

Womp womp

[@miss.misery111]

twins!!!!

[@haribohanley2329]

The fact that later that year callum made a vid called 'My head does look like a sodding tic tac. You win, I give up.'🤣🤣🤣

[@Nstill8567]

Gorge Washington was in the British 🇬🇧 navy

[@aaaaa_3van]

@@Nstill8567you mean GEORGE washington

[@najadamu2724]

Character development

[@ferrariV8]

@@najadamu2724nah he got negative honour from that poor choice.

[@Henryjohno26]

I am 😂❤🎉 not a washed up ⬆️😡😡😡

[@zz0mb13_XD]

something ironic and funny about grown men yelling about letters in eggs and kids content

[@stenvg1]

I like how the worst Russian prison had the same half green walls as the British school did

[@civicmimiv]

There's a divine resemblance between schools and prisons

[@tiborklein5349]

@@civicmimiv They're the same idea. Locking up a problematic group of people so the rest of society can fuction.

[@-_ultimate_-1447]

Basically the same thing

[@MangoCrumbsWasTaken]

Mann that shit was dog water bro

[@RoseAllison-m2j]

That's how you know british secondary schools are prison I'm from England 🇬🇧

[@Raidenduck]

Honestly this is the most respectful I've seen Schlatt as a guest on someone else's channel

[@grey8288]

He did spend some videos with minors visibly trying to restrain himself 😂

[@DoomSlayer-vu3nt]

You worded that in the worst way you could have​@@grey8288

[@DoomSlayer-vu3nt]

You worded that in the worst way you could have​@@grey8288

[@GLEPPPPP]

@@grey8288 🤔

[@gnerus1972]

@@grey8288what do you mean by that?

[@J-h.1_0]

Ronnie pickering is a retired amateur Boxer btw. He was also sucker punched at a pub in 2018. The attacker punched ronnie, left, and then ronnie got up and finished his pint.

[@AaronBailey-pk4ce]

Average Tuesday

[@QuantumJuicE3]

@@AaronBailey-pk4ce chewsday*

[@jokercaughtalopunny-km7nx]

​@@QuantumJuicE3chewsday bruv (love the comment)

[@45hAsh]

O shit

[@junoundercover]

A true British geezer

[@Nightvalecommunityradiointern]

Fights in England : bare knuckle fight Fights in America : 10 duel commandments from Hamilton starts playing.

[@bigplopper]

well now i want to rewatch the musical

[@Nightvalecommunityradiointern]

@@bigplopper there are 10 things you need to know

[@Tylerrrxx]

@@Nightvalecommunityradiointern NUMBER ONE- we rode across the hudson at dawn, My friend william P.vaness signed on as my NUMBER TWO-

[@Nightvalecommunityradiointern]

@@Tylerrrxx Hamilton arrived with his crew, Nathaniel Pendleton and a doctor that he knew

[@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw]

something something bbaj

[@Wladyslaw1440]

To be honest, jack does look a bit like an Eastern European

[@balljointeddolly]

polish eminem

[@Retronomicon18]

@@balljointeddollyNAHHHH💀💀💀

[@haroldboi7]

5:23 funniest part is that he doesn't even live in Birmingham, he lives in Smethwick which is in Sandwell, and most Smethwickers wouldn't like being called brummies lol

[@whiskeyandchoke]

ruined Birmingham's reputation for NOTHING

[@infamousk77]

you gotta let us yankees know what a brummy is

[@haroldboi7]

@@infamousk77 Brummy is just slang for a person from Birmingham, bit like how you'd call someone from New York a New Yorker

[@uhuhbhuguguvygvv9847]

as a brummy in small heath, idk wtf brmmy means lol

[@I_Stole_A_BTR-80]

As someone who lives not too far from Birmingham, I just see the grey mass of urban sprawl that is and surrounds Birmingham and I just assumed it was all Birmingham

[@Its_Caly_]

Currently being given a life sentence but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@goodguyVito]

amazing comment wow

[@goodguyVito]

?@@Its_Caly_

[@goodguyVito]

?@@Its_Caly_

[@RealNero_TV]

currently giving someone a life sentence but cant stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@Its_Caly_]

@@RealNero_TV IT WAS YOU?

[@yesme3337]

saying Irish people and british people are the same is the biggest insult to the irish you could ever say

[@douglastakle8242]

Yeah but in a global sense they are very similar, so it’s a pretty normal thing to say from someone who doesn’t have much context.

[@Dan-qp5tq]

​@@douglastakle8242they're just located near eachother, look at the massive difference in religion

[@PepeLa_]

“We’re like a motorbike and sidecar, they’d be going nowhere without us. 😂” - Al Murray 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@zrise8023]

^ When an American thinks "The Troubles" was the British army invading a sovereign nation in order to take it over and not the army being deployed because armed Separatists were kidnapping and Murdering Irish Public Officials, Police Officers and Politicians, the IRA literally Kidnapped and Tortured Irish Civilians if they thought they were in Support of the Government.

[@gnerus1972]

@@douglastakle8242just like new yorkers and texans are the same

[@TopHat2124]

25:25 “You look weird and you are weird too” The only reason I agree with this is because Jack looks like the Scout from TF2 💀💀😂

[@TheCrazyBrit82]

3:20 As brit I can say that I can not comprehend how schlatt didn’t understand that, it was perfect english. 💀

[@qhu3878]

I think us brits can understand every other kind of brit, unless youre a londoner

[@lucashirst9698]

​@@qhu3878 fr

[@DreamzyBow]

I too am very confused. He was just talking

[@rustylee1836]

Yep cannaey is in all the dictionaries ;) Also "I'd show it you" means Jack is showing schlatt TO the clip, the opposite of what he thought he was saying 20:12

[@JodyGoChase]

Currently being tortured to tell a group of assassins what “Chlopp” did back in ‘99 but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@GreedyGobbler]

The ultimate comment section combo

[@Its_Caly_]

Fr

[@chxrripop]

is that motherfucking jolyne cujoh in your pfp

[@mint_951]

ah yeah thats mb i got caught but they couldnt get anything out of me; guess theyre still roaming around

[@Dinostickynotes]

J shart?

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

14:56 British people are the definition of ‘all bark and no bite’. Unless it’s in an alleyway or a Peprami ad. We don’t talk about that.

[@CreepyTony66]

you havent been to birmingham down there its all bite and no bark

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

@@CreepyTony66 That is very true.

[@moony5097]

​@@CreepyTony66 idk man most of the Brummies I've ever met have been gobby AND violent lmao

[@itz_paetza]

​@CreepyTony66 is that we're British people go to get shanked?

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

And if you slander their favorite football team

[@CiaraMcAnulty-ge3br]

currently being mauled by a bear but that cant stop the jack manifold grind EDIT: LOLS IM FAMOUS

[@love18death]

too real

[@early_riser4776]

@@love18death the realest

[@gandalfissus]

beyond real

[@urmom-ze3kq]

quite ridiculously unbelievably real

[@gvhbgj]

Looking at these replies I really dunno what to reply. Do I go with the crowds, say 'real', or go 'unreal' to break the mold. I have no idea what context this is in, excuse me, sorry :)

[@ChloeSmith-se9mq]

currently falling down multiple hills, but can’t stop the Jack manifold grind

[@zerrierslizer1]

definately not in Denmark then.

[@fibecheee]

Oh is that so? Don't start your car tomorrow, Schitt.🇮🇪

[@Kub44682]

Surprised you managed to stay away from the jamesons long enough to type that.

[@Fannyschmeller2002]

@@Kub44682that’s where you’re wrong lol they need Jamesons to function brother

[@LettuceWithLegs]

IRA TIME BABYY 💯 🔥 🗣️

[@im_boo_11]

14:09 someone’s written “it’s Ron Pickering” on a shop sign near me and I noticed it recently and my friends had never seen the video and I was dead confused

[@ateenwholikesvideogames303]

Currently being chased by a 6'3 white male with mutton chops and a gun but still cant stop the Jack Manifold grind

[@beebo2968]

Just like what happened in 99

[@pepperspringles7444]

@@beebo2968 we dont talk about what happened in '99

[@cuppacofi1129]

well at least he’s not two inches taller and a hater of kittens and puppies, that’d be REAL trouble

[@linsrighteyebrow]

@@cuppacofi1129 and he doesnt claim his head does not look like a sodding tictac

[@spikemurphy5054]

This should instead be titled ‘reacting to british memes, and getting sidetracked by parts of british culture’, not complaining because this videos funny.

[@niktwaznychyba]

15:58 as a polish person myself the first time I saw jack I had to google if he was part slavic cause he really does look eastern european hshs

[@jazbean]

i think it's the buzz cut

[@Retronomicon18]

@@jazbeanthey probably meant his facial structure

[@sad.3x3]

he does look like a typical seba tbh

[@niktwaznychyba]

​@@Retronomicon18 yeahh I'd say it's both the facial structure and the buzzcut

[@Malboop]

20:13 jack’s the kinda guy to say something like “me go shop now” and be fully confident that it’s correct

[@qhu3878]

wed say something more along the lines of "goin' shop yeah"

[@Matostheboay]

@@qhu3878or just “going shops”

[@danni2119]

Goin to shop yeah blud

[@Nightmarea-yb6iu]

As an Irishman, even just mentioning ‘oh Ireland, the uk, same thing’ brings back war flashbacks, genuine war flashbacks

[@Starflight-et6kc]

Despite having a furry prof pic and probably being around 10-15 years old. I know I’m no better, but come on mate

[@thepacerman]

16:49 he sounds like wallace from wallace and gromit

[@thevillanonyan]

I, no joke, fainted at the top of the stairs, fell down, sprained my neck and have a cut on my head but cannot stop that jack manifold grind (It was low blood pressure, I may or may not be fine, who knows)

[@andyhodgson7882]

Hope you're OK now.

[@Danishazzaky412]

Hope ur ok

[@Nikki-Femboy]

Hope you doing good, just know to never stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@stella_blu]

currently being run over by a lawnmower but can’t stop that Jack Manifold Grind

[@Liv-rh4ll]

feel powerful as the 300th like AND first comment hi :)

[@stella_blu]

@@Liv-rh4ll hello 👋

[@Liv-rh4ll]

@@stella_blu hi

[@stella_blu]

@@Liv-rh4ll hola

[@Liv-rh4ll]

@@stella_blu hi :)

[@josephcopper2966]

17:07 As a ginger with a pack of Tic Tacs, I can confirm his head does in fact look like a Tic Tac

[@I.Call.Shotgun]

Imagine being named after a metal

[@The3aselWeasel]

Ya nem's bin taken doon

[@CarlosAvalos-vh7pg]

@@The3aselWeasel???

[@blueisgay6533]

10:18 the accent makes it feel like some clip from a TV show- British people make me laugh

[@EnglishOrthodox]

9:50 people with no authority acting like they have supreme authority is always hilarious

[@bobbuilder2039]

4:45 "Real British power is in a Belgian beer"

[@skechyassmofo]

And not even a good tasting beer 🤮

[@oliverrugg3732]

Luckily Belgium isn't a real country.

[@moutondemocrate6874]

@@oliverrugg3732 me and the other belgians fucking disintegrating

[@targar2]

@@skechyassmofo i mean they're Brits, do you think they'd actually be able to appreciate one of Belgiums good beers?

[@JustA_whore]

I fucking love Stella Artois I'm not British BTW

[@Human_of_Wisdom_Says]

20:57 *schlatt trying to do a british accent*

Jack and Schlatt is truly the greatest collab of all time.

[@morbiusmale2347]

Your mum and your dad was the greatest separation of all time

[@Moter.]

​@@morbiusmale2347what did he do to deserve that lmao

[@TheBeanMan263]

@@morbiusmale2347 alow it bruv, alow it

[@kingcrimson7776]

Saying the Irish and English are the same is like saying Catholics and Protestants are the same.

[@leoyakafudy]

well yeah. i guess

[@ifjchsiwocjcjs4378]

Not a very good comparison. It’s more like saying Norway and Greece are the same

[@rustylee1836]

Catholics and Protestants are extremely similar. Did you post ironically?

[@So_Indecisive]

As someone who was raised in Australia with Buddhist mum and catholic dad, my very little understanding of this is telling me that you would get punched in the face for saying that

[@NemesisPrimeWOOO]

One of the best thing about England is sitting down and having a cup of tea after a bad day

[@HR-uc9bz]

As a British person (I have the passport and everything, I promise), I'm not too fond of tea. Coffee is alright though

[@ARandomEliatrope]

i think my favourite part of the 8:46 bit is that he bites the wrong one and still gags

[@evancampos9870]

20:41 im show it you. Youre not seeing it. Its seeing YOU

[@_aoibh_]

Tic tac man is a biblically accurate British person

[@Radio_active-batt]

4:14 as an Irish person, I AM NOTHING LIKE THOSE CAVEMAN TEETH. TEA SLURPING. CRISP CRUNCHING BRITISH “people”

[@Lauren-os1lx]

SAME

[@khornelordofskulls7090]

"Do you remember this date: 1776?" "Yeah, but do YOU remember THIS date? 2001-"

[@Directorialconsequences]

4:18 schlatt probably should hire someone else to start his car from now on

[@baconisnice7443]

💀

[@optikulus]

I really like how Jack has changed his channel. I'm glad that he's more happy with his content. Keep up the good work

[@St4r-1333]

No cause i burst out laughing at 18:00 💀🖐because i had an average day assembly about stink bombs and my head teacher said, ''YOU ALL NEED TO CONTROLL YOURSELVES AND YOUR STUPIDITY OR ELSE THER WILL BE SEVERE CONSQUENCES, FOR EXAMPLE PERMENANT EXCLUSION AND SUSPENSIONS. Thank you for understanding. BUT IF YOU THINK IM A DINOSAUR OR ANCIENT YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY TO SPEAK TO ME. Ms ------ please lead them out. End of assembly.''

[@HappyTheHuman]

The head teachers were on another level man

[@JAYDENBUGGZZ]

12:22 nah “don’t drop the soap” 💀

[@LittleFoxGamer2002]

17:34 dude looks like that caterpillar with the ciggy mate

[@Ilikepurple676]

Currently lost at sea but can’t stop that jackmanifold grind

[@HinchyYt]

Callums Corner is an absoloute legend

[@WhatTheHell919]

He is but Jack got the lore behind that video completely wrong

[@Jinxie_xo]

4:40 You remember this date? 2001.

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

Schlatt will be hearing from a particular political organisation stationed in Northern Ireland.

[@AlexGim.]

Currently being shredded to peices but I cant stop that Jack Manifold Grind

[@imogennorbury1123]

By danny g?

[@robbieboydudeguy]

The manifold meat grinder peperami style

[@MatejImrich-zy5dg]

They got the Lester the Molester 11:52

[@deftoneslover]

😭😭😭

[@idontknow20404]

clearly Thomas ridgewell

[@Limelightttttt]

3:01 got that Jack Manifold stare

[@nachovyofficial]

Bro locked in 💀

[@Frostbyte_Ace-XD]

TF2 scout:

[@FlaminGamin-yj1kk]

*3:02

[@emlily1208]

slim shady and jschlatt collab goes crazy

[@Battlejunky1002]

16:24 what is this skizo rant dude XD He talks about his tictac head, randomly declares his hatred for cats, back to ranting about his head, beats his chest like a gorilla, flexes about crushing m&m's between his fingers and goes back to ranting. What am man

[@yasminbkr.]

23:00 JACK'S FACE 😭😭

[@luxodev]

currently drinking Stella Artois, a wonderful BELGIAN beer, but can't stop that jack manifold grind

[@luxodev]

you can keep the nickname tho

[@mollywalker5790]

The tic tac man lore runs so deep you just had to be there

[@KTNH617]

11:18 i can just imagine the guards forcing the prisoners to crank 90s in fortnite and make them no scope a kid from meters away, screaming ты собачий водяной брат in their faces

[@luminous.darkest679]

Just been in a car crash but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@acemator569]

19:29 sounds like the gnome from the fudge cookie commercials

[@_dankRITZ]

Elmer fudge you mean?

[@acemator569]

@@_dankRITZ nah your thinking of elmer fudd from loony toons

[@Iamhungry794]

Keebler elf

[@acemator569]

​@@Iamhungry794 yep, that little dude

[@jays_awesome_gaming]

4:11 I take great offence to that Schlatt, praise Jack for standing up! 🙏

[@adawg7955]

The tesco photo you used at 21:08 is my local big up

[@FayeiskindaEMO]

I swear I've been that one

[@Ausmodeusss]

10:35 as someone who unfortunately goes to school in America, the hallways look like a fucking hospital

[@Himey777]

1:31 who made Suzy sheep mad

[@undercovercorvyd]

currently being cloned and then having each individual clone being killed in various gruesome ways all while i feel their pain tenfold but i can't stop the jack manifold grind

[@tatepatrick3095]

7:51 Slimecicle's extend family

[@Exilorian]

Nahhh poor charlie just got violated

[@1536HitDifferent]

15:43 deadass fish energy

[@Ike_Tunes]

22:36 I was like 'I've never heard of a peperami' until i heard him say " It's a bit of an animal, schlatt!" and i remembered watching those fucked up ads (I'm an American)

[@creeperfun12]

I love peperami and have never seen those ads and laughed my ass off at 2 am

[@civetmink9060]

Currently being kidnapped by “schlabrahan schlincoln” but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@mnndstrs]

20:45 "Schlatt" would hate Latin if he found out that it doesn't have determiners (for example, instead of saying "the man studies" in Latin you would say "Vir studet" or "man studies".

[@randomlightstand]

But that's a different language right

[@urmum3773]

@@randomlightstandAs is American

[@thesandwich5321]

I think the reason we don't want them to look at the camera is Schlatt's "teeth" are too big, and Jack's eyes swallow continents like fockin black holes.

[@bouchra08880]

3:05 He is like a teddy bear

[@Thevoiceinthebackofyourh-qr9rg]

Bro every time someone says, “names are taken.” I immediately assume that it’s a hit list 😭

[@Randomly-famous]

4:25 NO NO NO!

[@catdealer1144]

11:00 even the worst prison has the colours on the wall

[@Goobieguys]

Currently being ripped apart by dream stans but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@meghanrodriguez2393]

Good luck to ya, soldier!

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

10:13 *If ya dun't eat yar meet, ya can' 'ave any puddain'! How can ya 'ave any puddain' if ya dun't eat yar meet!*

[@Ari-8449]

Heeey, pink Floyd

[@pink_earthworm]

Schlatt picking the exact same Meal Deal I do was unexpected and upsetting

[@V3s_]

3:05 “Schlinvader Zim” is very much nice and lovable. Except for, just maybe, the unspeakable things he did in 1999.

[@KozyKpop]

I’m British and American, and this felt like my two half’s fighting 😭😭

[@slugspot]

british AND american? pick a struggle

[@KozyKpop]

@@slugspot LMAO facts tho 😂😂

[@annadehaan7843]

6:24 As someone working at a daycare, Danny go is a daily occurrence for me 😢

[@Lonley_Location]

Currently driving home from a mother mother concert with my mom but that can't stop the Jack Manifold grind

[@TheMaximus-ho3jz]

yo absolute fire went to one last week

[@sunk1ssedp0ppy]

omg mother mother is so good

[@사탕._.좀비의]

17:19 as a person with 5 cats, we have a problem now

[@egrojasecd511]

Jack actually looks Serbian, I hadn't seen him that way yet.

[@Officialblairthedevil]

Currently having flashbacks of what *Shlutt* did in '99 but can't stop that Manifold Grind™

[@sunk1ssedp0ppy]

FRANNS PFP ?!? SLAY

[@lusaminehq]

jack getting the lore of calumn wrong breaks my fucking heart man

[@donutaupoulpe3495]

whats the real calumn lore ?

[@Jaybale3]

@@donutaupoulpe3495 the tictac video gained a fair amount of views (i'm not sure of the lore that created that video or the lore of callum before then) a big uk youtuber called willne had a series where he would talk about and react to videos or events on the internet over the last week, callum's video was one of those videos. callum made a response video then there was a bit of back and forth and then seemingly out of nowhere afghan dan made that song and will made an appearance in the video dancing. afghan dan came from a channel called bgmedia but that's a whole other can of worms which is way too long to explain in a reply.

[@lusaminehq]

@@Jaybale3 Dan made the song after he and will got talking one night,

[@1Ace_Editx1]

20:22 its fucking british "SCHLATT."

[@_snugglepuff10_]

I read it ssclat

[@Vandelinderat]

It's actually Schlagg

[@xislomega242]

20:12 "I'd show it you" can be interpreted as both "I would show the video to you" and "I would show you to the video", the latter being a book phrase """unfit""" for regular chatting.

[@hehe801]

"you are backwards" says guy who use month/day/year format for a date

[@ariannastrobis3855]

Currently being dragged across the floor but can't stop that Manifold Grind

[@xypysvyl]

Fun fact about prefects: none of us actually care about the position, we just do it for the bangin personal statement and the doughnuts at the meetings

[@bananbananowy3552]

7:14 i didn't know that shlagg is so much for Z

[@Synaen]

3:05 i can only hear "omegalul teddy bear" send help

[@Your_localarsonisttt]

Getting my limbs ripped off one by one as my blood spills out of my ribcage but i cant stop that manifold grind

[@spikemurphy5054]

Not funny.

[@Your_localarsonisttt]

@@spikemurphy5054 ok

[@DoctorBones1]

@@spikemurphy5054 you sound like you stopped the manifold grind

[@big-e-cheese]

currently fighting an ostrich but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@Expriexp]

16:14 im eating tic tacs rn, u showed the thumbnail and i held a tic tac up to the screen omg i didnt even notice the title XDDD

[@stalkerliberal]

I'm fighting my nightmares right now, but I can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@AgoldenLeaf]

5:37 I live in bloody Birmingham.

[@M-O_9000]

6:55 - yt shorts 20:08 - The start of "I'd show it you" and "I'm going hospital" 21:15 - Schlatt's meal deal of choice

[@llleau]

8:10 OSAMU DAZAI REFERENCE

[@yuzipersond4766]

🗣️ BSD FANS ASSEMBLE

[@jebby1303]

As soon as I heard this I knew I had to look for an Osamu Dazai reference

[@urdumb007]

bro i just got whiplash i havent heard about dazai in YEARS omg 😭😭

[@Tenkosright]

BSD FANS ASSEMBLE!!