PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS!! | Please Dont Touch Anything #1

[@Holed_Out]

10:52 he had a 1 in 729 chance of getting that randomly.

[@audreymai2773]

Thats awesome!

[@eagle7396]

how did you get that i got 720 from 6 factorial

[@jemangerrit1747]

@@eagle7396 there are three numbers to choose from. 1, 2 and 3. There are six spaces so he had to choose 1 of the 3 numbers 6 times in a row. So 3^(6) = 729

[@turtlejuice1013]

@@jemangerrit1747 That's big brain! 😲🤯

[@TLAizaakZtriker]

Well I think he was thinking symmetrically. So how many possible symmetric combinations could there be? And maybe if we use all three numbers the amount of combinations would be a small number. 123321 132231 312213 213312 321123 321123 I think that's all of them. When we add those rules.

[@neocaliber3106]

Just love how Jack paused his outro then picked it back up without missing a beat! So BOSS!!!

[@ghostsalamander4870]

This community is usually so nice. What happened? So what he's not perfect, but that's why we love him, we can relate. Seriously, could you do better? Just because you day "No offense." Does not make it not offensive. I probably would have given up after two minutes, he was patient. If you're leaving comments saying that he's not smart, take a good look at yourself and remember that he's human too.

[@ThePointOfNoReturn23]

Can't like this comment enough

[@ghostsalamander4870]

+ThePointOfNoReturn23 Thank you!

[@fiona.jade.]

there's so many comments like this, so honestly, I don't think it's too many people. but I agree completely.

[@ghostsalamander4870]

+Fiona Milburn The ones like this have a lot of likes so that's why you see more like this. Also I'm glad you agree

[@casserole3805]

Where did he reply?? I wanna reply and stand up for him. WHY COMMUNITY WHY!!

[@sulferx783]

Jack was lucky. The l, 'll, 'll, puzzle had 729 different password combinations!

[@jerkku9772]

After 8 minutes, Jack realized that you can actually press that button twice Well done jackaboy!

[@bc3265]

xD

[@mylzhp6078]

shit

[@mylzhp6078]

fuck password was not it

[@lennyfortress9788]

Ikr

[@nickfrocklage6290]

XD

[@Kitty-fv8qx]

Oh my gosh my mom came downstairs and she goes "Oh you're watching the leprechaun"

[@IAmCrystalPalm]

Lol

[@bayani6302]

LMAO THAT'S GR8

[@CandyManT1D]

I here that a lot but who cares we are Irish I am LeIrishPandaMan so let us be leprechauns if that's what we are apparently.

[@effedemos]

😂 that's rude but funny (well rude to me don't ask ;~;)

[@theduuuude3967]

XD

[@Skittlezfiend1990]

Okay, two points. Point A: DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING FOR JACK OR ANY OTHERS THAT HAVE NOT PLAYED OR SEEN THIS GAME, IN THE COMMENTS!!! He DOES read the comments, so let's not ruin the game and let him enjoy himself, as well as all the viewers that don't have a clue as to what tf is going on, so let's keep mentioning endings to a minimum. Instead, talk about what he's done, or help him with any clues, but don't spoil anything! Point B: C'mon, guys, please stop comparing Jack to Mark, they're not the same person, they don't game the same, they don't analyze the same, so it doesn't matter if Mark finished the game in a singular episode and Jack is taking his time with multiple episodes. (Maybe just two, who knows.) Jack and Mark are NOT the same in any way, shape, form or fashion, the exception being that they're KZbin Let's Players, okay? If you keep that up Jack won't play any games that Mark has. :/ TL;DR: Don't be a jerk and spoil the game in the comments, and Jack is not Mark. :3 (Trying not to be mean, just passing some CS wisdom)

[@lapetitecerise4458]

PREACH!

[@yeoldezombies4890]

I.. uh don have the time to read this..

[@mimisomimiso6571]

+YeOlde Zombies hahaha samr

[@mimisomimiso6571]

+Mimiso Mimiso *same .... god damit

[@varun5300]

Yeah, but I don't think mark has completed it in 30min Mark's video was edited but Jack didn't edit his video that much

[@kai-gm9re]

f*ckin screamin at the screen when jack cant puzzle, but then laughing with joy when he gets it. Love your honest skills, Jack!!

[@baconandbleach968]

Same thing here. He almost never gets this stuff correct.

[@kidslennox835]

19:01 the lady looked like starbucks

[@sranearl561]

Me

[@Andye1892]

Same XD 😂

[@cv5870]

play Rogue Lineage. it’s worth the money

[@ranaeward2692]

Why are people so negative in the comments? Like 99% of the comments are insults and just comparing Mark and Jack because of how they figure things out. Okay Mark completed every ending and Jack didn't but WHO CARES!? Just because you have finally understood the game because you've seen someone else finish doesn't mean you insult others if they didn't finish. Just watch thw video and GIVE JACK TIPS instead of telling him that he is too dumb to solve anything. This is ridiculous. -_-

[@ranaeward2692]

*the

[@dorito]

Yeah, I totally agree.

[@martinjohnson926]

same here!

[@angelarias2483]

so true dood

[@hichembouchamaoui3517]

No it's just that Mark was going to become an enginneer and these games are kinda of his forte and Jack don't care that much about these type of games

[@readingisawsome]

Even though Mark may have finished it faster everyone should give Jack a break. He's done amazing and everyone is different in the way they think anyway. I would love to see another episode. Don't let anyone bring you down from finishing this game Jack :)

[@ninja4547]

I agree !

[@lyle_waddell]

Yes

[@VTuber_Central]

there's probably alot of endings/secrets/easter eggs have been missed on both sides actually

[@seanross9899]

No mark got all of them

[@juliap8790]

+Sean Ross dude he looked up a few though but he did get most of em'

[@mariette__2538]

All of you can go back to Mark's channel, so what if Jack didn't get them as fast as Mark none of us care, we come here to watch Jack do what he loves and watch him have fun. We don't come here to compare him to others. For me personally I love to watch Jack have fun and figure things out. So what if he's not good at puzzles. Who cares. The people that watch him don't care about that they care about him and they come for his personality not to make fun of him because he can't solve puzzles as fast as someone else. I'm sure most of you wouldn't have been able to figure these out. I know I wouldn't and I'm actually really good with logic questions and puzzles. So all of you can just leave because Jack doesn't need all this negativity.

[@maddigrace750]

It's not that people are all saying mark is smarter then jack, it's just fun seeing how the two react to the same problem

[@sappyleaf3263]

+Maddi grace and mark did look up the answers

[@jaiyapapaya]

PREACH

[@danipaton1328]

Your right so I agree with you (but I like jack more than mark just saying)😀

[@technohxyo9097]

Mark googled most of them any way

[@babygirl-re2qb]

14:56 Jack: WHAT DID I DO??? IM SORRY!!! *illuminati figure shows up then dissapears instantly*

[@SS-zx6oz]

baby girl I

[@Mephiles343]

baby girl i love your pfp

[@LauraSti]

14:57 Me: Oh hai there Bill....

[@trickstertwister612]

Laura Stimpson REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!!

[@Kid_Cat64]

*Luigi shows up* I'm-a Luigi, number one! *Luigi gets green-shelled*

[@harvestkitty]

Is it weird I love to watch Jack when I'm going to sleep? Also, I would have been just as confused playing this.

[@autumns9766]

I love the smile he gets on his face every time he gets an ending. it makes me so happy. he's so adorable

[@thatqueerkid3232]

I'm really sick of people comparing how Mark and Jack played the game. They both have their own styles and strengths and there is no need to compare them. It's actually a really shitty thing to do when they are both amazing in their own ways. Clearly Jack was having fun while playing so there is no need to be rude. Personally, I really enjoyed this video. It was really fun for me to see two different people play this because it kind of gave a new perspective to it which I enjoyed. I could tell that Jack was really into the game, which kept me more engaged while watching. Jack, I know some people will always have something negative to say, but there are also so many of us that support you and will help surround you with positivity. I appreciate everything you do for us and keep being the positive, energetic person you are!

[@VioletPreyar]

exactly

[@supertoaster3563]

people keep saying this, but ive been scroling through the comments and ive only seen like 3 people who compare mark from jack in a bad way

[@kayleemoss9299]

"Ohh this is so cryptic!!" *answer literally on the side of the paper*

[@HalfBreadOrder]

most underrated comment ever

[@PrettyGirlSwag246810]

I really hate how people are comparing Jack to Mark. They are two different people with two different ways of thinking. Just because you already know the answers from watching Mark's video doesn't mean that Jack would, seeing as how he didn't watch it. What happened to the nice and supportive community that Jack loves? Besides, if you were in Jack's situation, I'm sure you wouldn't be able to get everything right away. Please just think before you comment anything like "Mark is smarter than Jack" and anything else hurtful to Jack because that isn't helping anyone. He's a human being just like us and has feelings like everyone else. Rant over

[@libby4810]

thank you

[@roxannarodriguez2050]

preach👏🙌🙏

[@NotSoProishNoob]

Yeah! Jack is dumber than Mark i know! ... Please don't take what I just said seriously, I love Jack and Mark... And No Homo... Sapien...

[@AnjnShan]

THANKS for clearing that up dude, people are hurt at jack's way of thinking.

[@rob_destroyer1743]

Yea jack is intelligent in his own ways if mark solved it easier then good for him the game isn't the most simplest to understand

[@ilovecakeeee]

So many comments about how Mark was faster, logical and better at this game than Jack was. Don't compare the two guys please!!! Im sorry but u shouldn't care about how other people play the game and then compare it to how someone else plays it, and then make them feel like shit. That is so unfair.

[@VioletPreyar]

EXACTLY THERE ARE SO MANY, and its hurting jack

[@ilovecakeeee]

VioletCovers i know :'(

[@PerplexedPencil]

How do you know it's hurting Jack?

[@VioletPreyar]

Marcellus D he replied to a comment and it showed that he was hurt. i just cant find the comment again

[@PerplexedPencil]

VioletCovers Do you know what it said?

[@kastomere4324]

"One equals two." -Jacksepticeye, 2016 We love you, Jack.

[@ЕленаГришакова-о5и]

literally me during math test

[@emilyking7199]

Lol my friend said exactly this I'm either gonna get one ☝🏻or zero✌🏻on my math test We still piss him off by repeating it

[@raeris]

he said one one equals two... which is correct...

[@edwardclarke3580]

That's what it said on the sign.

[@thebluereds5200]

If you think about it, (which you're not good at) one does equal two.

[@RibbittIII]

I decided to solve the equation at 1:29(that's where I paused it) just for practice and fun.y=-(8/3)x +2.848d -22 1/3 (It's -22 and a third)x=-(3/8)y +1.068d -8.375Please correct me if I'm wrong, and now that I think about it I'll probably find a comment just like this and it'd look like I was copying. Just because I wanted to figure it out my self.

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

i suck at maths

[@infiresphan]

Mikia Soraka me too

[@ezebby03]

Ribbitt III i

[@elonmusket4205]

wtf

[@hello213-3]

Ribbitt III what the fuck did you say did you insult my mother

[@reddesttempest9108]

*Turns up Volume* *Presses play* *IMMEDIATELY TURNS DOWN VOLUME*

[@lostsoul5934]

I got used to it

[@panicatouranhighschoolhost3390]

I saw your comment and did the same and now my ears hurt😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@matt-dd3ll]

Rookie mistake

[@KatherBree]

thats what happened to me

[@jaidonjermaneyoung3964]

5:0 .pk

[@WhaaatzUup]

Haha, the ending where Jack got interrupted was so great. Laughed too loud at that. And then continued on like nothing had happend? Gold. xD Can't wait for the next episode, Jack did so well on this, haha!! : D

[@PerplexedPencil]

K.

[@WhaaatzUup]

+Marcellus D wtf

[@thecat...thecatswetnow2860]

yep Jack is a pro!

[@WhaaatzUup]

+THE CAT!!! . . . the cat's wet now! oh my god nice username haha!! : D

[@thecat...thecatswetnow2860]

lol thanks WhaaatzUup:)

[@biniebla]

Alright here's the T. Jack clearly likes the game. So what if he doesn't find all the endings right away? He's playing the game to have fun, not to be the best. By calling him an idiot or saying that Mark solved it faster you're just ruining it for everyone who just wanted to see Jack play the freaking game. Now, if you want to see someone beat the game in no time, just watch a walkthrough! And that's it! It's that simple! There is literally no need to insult Jack. End of the story.

[@halat8436]

WISE WORDS 👍🏼👍🏼👌🏼

[@sargmayhem]

Thank you! More people need to understand this (have a great day too guys)

[@Spries-is-me]

thank you for saying this :)

[@treycain8932]

Thank you. this is very much needed

[@reesepoitier4995]

and btw mark looked some endings up but if he didnt him and jack would be on the same page

[@wolfthegoalie2294]

How do you smack a chair off a table

[@dogwater2125]

Wolf the goalie Exactly my thoughts

[@ashr431]

He has a small chair on his desk

[@ethanwood4967]

*slow claps* well done jackaboy

[@emmahoebook7695]

Why was there a chair on the table in the first place?

[@yes-pk3sc]

Exactly

[@rambunctiouspixel3125]

The thing that actually makes this game hard is what to over think and what not too.

[@captainalexminecraft]

Yr

[@miawasachild]

it's so unfair how if you go into the comments all you can see is 'Mark is better than Jack'. Stop freaking comparing them. they may be good friends but they're still two different youtubers, two different people. So what if Mark was 'better' it doesn't matter. There are so many games in which Jack could be seen as 'better' at them than Mark but in the end they're just doing it for fun. They don't need to be critiqued or shamed by anyone. We're here for the entertainment, to laugh when they laugh maybe even cry when they cry. We can also help by suggesting things they could've done differently or pointing things out that they didn't see before. We aren't here to make them feel crap we're here to be their friends. So quit comparing them like they're part of some sort of show.

[@whitehawk1715]

I agree with you, except the last part. It kind of is some sort of show :P

[@reeal8359]

I agree. Although I do think it's a show...a KZbin show, however. A channel with game videos, commentary and whatnot. They serve a different purpose of say...err, a reality show, for example.

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

Also, Mark tryed harder & longer.... That sounded dirtier than I meant it to be.

[@loriash905]

YES!!! Exactly!!! P.S. I am going to reply to everyone that detetmines just what you have!

[@mentallyderangeddoggirl]

All I'm seeing are people complaining about people complaining about Mark being better than Jack, but I'm not seeing people complaining about Mark being better than Jack.

[@geminitayclips3765]

Same

[@exile1035]

Same

[@yousefeldeeb5049]

Same

[@superlaxfar]

lol 😂

[@tollkitten]

welcome to youtube xD 😂

[@magicalpixie710]

10:53 if you look at the right side of the poster the answer is there you just need to tilt ur head. I'm amazed Jackaboy got it. Awesome job

[@reidiguyv272]

Thank you for playing this game jacksepticeye I hope you play more games.

[@sydney5811]

THE INTERRUPTED OUTRO WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZIH

[@sydney5811]

*amazing *face palm*

[@lilithcide3342]

It was total amaze-balls

[@jacobduke4895]

wait their is a interrupted ending ?

[@animegaming1838]

ikr

[@sleepingbeauty1140]

what are do? we will never know

[@julietteelton8406]

Jack shouldn't read these comments It's people telling him Mark's better or people telling him exactly how to get all the answers Let Jack figure it out himself and enjoy the game at his own pace!

[@bogmann11]

+PockyDream you really like blessing comments

[@abbiebyrne7441]

Jack is better than mark way better so shut up haters 😏✋

[@relainak4528]

+abbie byrne I mean,NO comparing them still isn't right and I don't think your to judge

[@kody8042]

I agree with your point. If he is going to play a game after his FRIEND then he has a better bet disabling the comments...

[@pikachu8686]

Yeah

[@jknMEMES]

23:31 **continues like nothing** xD Love it

[@LPSGAL1]

No xds

[@DaRealTT]

Some Random Fan girl XD is allowed on KZbin you stupid s**t.

[@DaRealTT]

And jk is not a good name for KZbin. Change your name.

[@wolfmeister508]

DAGames shtfu your not the boss of him he can be jk if he wants go fuck ur self

[@theharvinator]

@@DaRealTT shut up

[@ireneroelevink9414]

9:48 OML THAT IS SO FRUSTRATING TO SEE THAT HE ALMOST GOT THE CODE BUT THE LAST 2 DIGITS WERE IN THE WRONG ORDER XD

[@pablofromthebackyardigans6120]

IKR I WAS DYING XD

[@blindgaming533]

It's so annoying that all he had to do was push the only button a lot more times

[@nicholasgonzalez840]

+Blind Gaming ikr lol

[@ikeus7686]

makes me even more upset that he guessed the code too...

[@domenpintaric]

yeah, i saw where the answer was :P

[@kelly714]

Jack looks like he's having so much fun! I love it! :D

[@xypod]

...

[@kelly714]

Xypod What? Do you have an issue with what I said?

[@samukai5802]

+Xypod yea do you have an issue its a nice comment

[@xypod]

♣ Etihw ♣ no, but like, your saying it like your his mother: aww, Jack looks like he's having so much fun

[@kelly714]

Xypod Okay... Well I was just trying to write something positive which I believe to be true. But if you took my comment in that way then fair enough, I suppose.

[@chaselarivee2205]

JACK instead of clicking the grey button 276 times click it 366 because that's a three digit number to the left of the restart switch. And when you click through the numbers the number 6 turn red so if yo do 666 then that should also be an ending. :) (LIKE SO HE CAN SEE THIS)

[@joeludus8265]

Good idea, but try 666 because they may all be red. Also, satan and all that stuff, with the red star thing in the top left? 666 may do it, it links together...

[@chaselarivee2205]

I never thought about that. Thats a good idea. :)

[@brysongraves2202]

+Joe Ludus there's also a 666 on the bottom right below the green pad, also making me think he'd have to type in 666

[@RoseVelda7389]

+Peref L. yeah. its not 366, its 666

[@aperson4075]

+Chara Oglesby yeah

[@hayleymoron1348]

Who else noticed the red numbers that were all six on th side?

[@datona5678]

thank god someone caught it. thank you.

[@ShawnBenedictTan]

I think he’s supposed to tap until 666

[@ry6870]

literally everyone noticed that

[@hyperviolet1717]

I did it too.

[@shrediii4429]

Everyone

[@AdalynnCaelgirien]

Hehe, I totally see myself in Jack, randomly clicking those numbers - that's me during my ict classes xD This game is fun and seeing Jack's happy face when he found some ending makes me happy to. Make another episode please. :)

[@AdalynnCaelgirien]

Also some of the comments are really upsetting and I hope Jack won't see them. Our community is always so nice to each other but why are some you being so mean towards the person who brought us together? I hope you realize that Jack has feelings too so please, delete your comment if it's offensive, I'm sure noone wants to fight here and hurt our always happy and smiling Jack. :)

[@lazydreamerr]

I'm not trying to be rude here, but, It's the internet. People are going to fight.

[@loriash905]

+Adele Augustine Again with the TRUTH!!! Thank you smart people!!!

[@Zeldur]

What is "ict"? Is it a math class in college?

[@AdalynnCaelgirien]

+MLG Space Dorito I guess you're right but fighting over something like that seems pointless, don't you think? Or maybe if some people just think a little bit about what they are posting on the internet and how will the other ones react.

[@zoopiez]

Anyone get so bored and watch jacks videos a second time

[@emilygreen3386]

Its JayMeena Me all the time!!

[@___army___forever___5623]

Its JayMeena MEEE

[@allisonk7595]

Ameena I

[@mmcplayer3244]

I do

[@yaoiprotag4029]

Ameena I've watched the same videos more than 3 times sometimes

[@BlueMilkyWaySciche]

jack's reaction while successfully doing something is fun to watch :) he's so genuinely happy

[@CartoonCreature]

I feel like a lot of people have seen other people play this so they think Jack is stupid when, in reality, they just know the answers and that changes the feeling.

[@Xinxyl]

I freaked out when Jack was reading the instructions and said ' II... equals... 2NE1. ' WHERE ARE MY BLACKJACKS AT?

[@taeties2]

AYYYYY

[@dywfam]

MAAAN

[@chinchillax49]

Riiight here!

[@christinefair2637]

holy crap fellow blackjack and kpop fan omfg \0A0/

[@jaxn.6748]

AYYYYYYYY

[@jacklawton4890]

JACK THERE IS A MASIVE REFERENCE TO PAPERS PLEASE

[@moneyboy503]

made by the same people. why wouldnt there be a massive reference ?

[@yesto9676]

+moneyboy503 because some devs are boring?

[@trevorwaters8856]

Lol same art style

[@GOOM]

OH, OH YESTO DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! but seriously, is there a problem with referencing your games?

[@kimmsanity8318]

+moneyboy503 *cough cough* anonymous *cough cough*

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

Jack- "I need a notepad stat!" Me- *immediately grabs mini notepad and chucks it at desk.* There you go Jack!

[@polosweater3624]

Funny and original

[@Amtyi]

Asx Congratulations, you played yourself!

[@paytonfamily4720]

TRUE I LIKE YOU!

[@newpcwhodis9218]

fuck you

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

blade fannin Whoah, hey, what's with the language?

[@MrPuddle01]

this is one of those videos that i come back to all the time.

[@MrPuddle01]

Im back lol.

[@Gabe_1oo]

​@@MrPuddle01 yoo, i decided to go back to this video, you are now aswell😂

[@lucasbell4831]

"Markiplier used Mechanical Engineering Training!" "It's super effective!" "Jacksepticeye used Hotel Management Training!" "It's not very effective..."

[@lucasbell4831]

***** Bro, it's a joke. Mark and Sean have two very different mindsets, and Mark's was more suited to a game like this. That said, it doesn't mean Mark is smarter. I love both of these guys, and I don't care how smart they are, or which one is smarter.

[@lucasbell4831]

***** Wrong game, bro.

[@wallacewallaby5782]

Not sure how either helps in a game entirely about finding secrets. That's like saying being a plumber helps in playing Super Mario Brothers.

[@loriash905]

Don't be mean!!! :(

[@micatrustyenbie4487]

That's cute :3 jack is adorable

[@vmillner2547]

18:10 Jacks eyes light up like a child's on Christmas.

[@giagalvez]

The majority of these comments are basically telling Jack that Mark is better at the game because he studied engineering and morse code, and is more inteligent, but that seems wrong. Honestly, Mark just played the game for hours and only put his wins in the video. Even though you put "no offense" at the beginning of your comments, then telling Jack that Mark played the game way better than him, does not make it any better on him. It is still rude and offensive to him and also to me. You should not bring other people down just because someone did better than them. I don't care if Jack didn't do it as fast as Mark. I'm just glad he played the game, enjoyed it, and had fun. Please don't make him feel bad about playing a game at a slower pace. He took the time to stop and talk with us during the video, and still made me smile. Next time, if there is nothing nice to say, don't say it at all. Thank you and have a good rest of the day

[@svetlingeorgiev8484]

Mark is inteligent? Pff yeah, right...

[@szutyksosisback]

all of this

[@danaaboulhosn5872]

True

[@MovingTarget7]

how do you know it took him hours? dumbass

[@How2Helper2013]

In addition to that, his video was 30 minutes long *while still being edited.*

[@Beatlesfanish]

I love how Jack slowly but surely gets the riddles. Had to watch it after seeing Marks video and I'm not disappointed.

[@freakshowstudios8487]

Jack'a'Boy:“Oh No, You're A Puzzle!" (Bonetrousle begins to play) Jack'a'Boy:“Huh?" (Papyrus kicks down the door) Jack'a'Boy:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Papyrus:NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yunogasai1964]

XD

[@sendhelp4691]

lel

[@anthony3476]

I cry for you.

[@salacious_modeus.]

What would Sean's reaction be to this?? Because this was logical to me and my mom

[@ta0ji]

Lel

[@keanehutchings2017]

DONT TOUCH ANYTHING WHICH MEANS TOUCH ANYTHING

[@emmaward3491]

just watching you get those puzzles amazed me... id never be able to get just the one ending lol :3

[@emmaward3491]

Enjoy it and don't let others rune the fun! I defiantly enjoyed this!!! :3 xx

[@ffenderx]

I would enjoy if you learned how to spell properly

[@emmaward3491]

+Insanity Kills well sorry

[@Imortallyfueled65]

+Insanity Kills I would enjoy it if you would just mind your own business and not ruin someone's day

[@saltywafflez5133]

I love how he found one of the more secret endings than the most simple step in the game.

[@dabu6103]

* take a breath before shouting * HEY JACK ! HEY OVER HERE ! So uh yea.. I really liked your episode and I was wondering if you could do a second episode. I know you feel bad because of how the community react and compare you with Mark. A thing gone wrong here, and many subs have seen that. But please Jack please, don't forget that you are JackSepticeye, the person that we watch before bed time, when we lunch and we are alone, or maybe even when some of us are feeling sad. You are sooooo energetic and always happy, you can't feel bad about a stupid and illogical comparaison. Now mistakes were made and it's too late for us to change that, Jack continue what you are doing and never let us get you down that easily, that too unfair. Because The Greeeeatest Irishman on KZbin and all his friends ( Pewds, Mark, Ken.. ) deserve a better community. AND THANK YOU JACK, AND I'LL SEE YOU DUDE, IN A NEXT VIDEO ! * flies away *

[@roxannarodriguez2050]

👏

[@reeal8359]

this comment gave me hope

[@PrettyGirlSwag246810]

It's people like you that give me faith in the world 👏

[@ohnoitssky]

Reading this comment filled him with determination. 😀

[@sgt.catbean155]

Stuff like this makes me tear up because of how happy it makes me. Wonderfully worded.

[@solar8792]

"theres a puzzle, oh no im terrible at theese!" ~Jackaboy

[@AC-wc9dj]

Who was yelling at him, "PRESS THE BUTTON MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!"

[@giannacontrucci8429]

Me. I couldn't stand watching Jack stare at a switch and a button for 5 minutes after watching Mark's play through of this. :P we love Jack anyways though

[@ThatGuy-zc7ob]

I was for ages

[@nightcorelucario2218]

everyone

[@aaronbak6874]

hi hi ha ha ha !!! atomic bomd loading

[@LoreCatan]

ME!!!

[@ashes125436798]

Why did this get recommended, I’m not complaining thought I’ll watch the shit out of this, but it’s been 7 years

[@dr.k8610]

I think the time travel ending was either a reference to the Orwellian novel 1984, or Back to the Future, which takes place in 1985. Then 1955,1985,2015,1985,1955,1985,1885,1995,and so on.

[@thepointoflife5668]

Boss Man jacks head was actually blocking an ending poster that had a picture of doc brown and Marty.

[@basketofpeaches1403]

Boss Man aj

[@DaRealTT]

wow knowledge amazing 😘😘😘😘😘

[@justaverage4357]

It’s a reference to the Time Machine novel where in the future the moon is destroyed and humanity goes back to a tribal like state.

[@bigmonke6182]

It is to back to the future

[@cleverbones76]

I did the math equantion and it took me 3 weeks to figure it out

[@Polylute]

Nerf Man photo math my dude

[@mr.bannana4369]

Nerf Man Why did you waste 3 weeks?

[@Amirrrtha1]

+Mr. Bannana tryna figure that out too lol

[@shookedrook2157]

WHATS THE ANSWER TELL US! Also why didn't you use a calculator?

[@zeldaunstoppabler4728]

Nerf Man a

[@max-pn7pt]

"i just smacked my chair of my table" there is a chair on your table??

[@yourefriendcripplingdepres909]

14:59 were always watching.....**a triangle with a circle around it forms and I disappear**

[@mustardfoot]

Hey, jack! If you ever make a sequel, remember this for the colors.GRBB

[@thanh6523]

Green Red Blue Blue

[@evamai728]

It means Great Rocking Boss Booty

[@boctorbepperj35]

+EM Barker fuckin hell thats sexy XD Cheers

[@emmaniac6676]

It's cool how Mark solved the morse one with real morse, and jack used the dots. I love watcing people think differently!!

[@psychologicallyunstable2499]

wait...mark played this?

[@emmaniac6676]

SNK is Love SNK is Live​ yeah, he did

[@digidude90]

I like how he just randomly figured out the roman numerals instead of turning his head on the side of the instruction sheet lol

[@JFSJoey]

You had one freaking job, Jack. Don't press anything, damn it! 😂😂

[@Moxy_1984]

That's Jack for ya! :)

[@alexvoboril7529]

jacksepticeye you really need to watch a video of this game=)

[@park-uh]

😂😂

[@SunShine-ld2hr]

+Divine TheMusicianGamer/DTMG12 he didn't fail at KZbin😂😂😝😝 he's pretty good at it!!😂😂👍👍

[@deathball7697]

+Mace -alynn hi

[@dodgyryan8993]

14:22 the ground is the land, jack...

[@TnJcanodezo]

You gotta love those Tide Challenge commercials. not only does it clean your cloths, but it also comes straight out of the washer completely Dry.....

[@R3ddd0x]

wtf?

[@roxannarodriguez2050]

man it's been a while since I've seen a completely random comment😊

[@athenamay6986]

lmao

[@floatato8258]

Exactly. And if you notice it's always a generic shirt they could easily replace.

[@TnJcanodezo]

Chelsy 567 lol it was the commercial that played right before the video xD lmao

[@jiffpop5143]

"I just smacked my chair off my table"

[@BaritoneBro]

That wasnt the point, the sentence its self dosen't make any sense without an explanation.

[@skooter9291]

+endreman0 Maybe it was a tiny chair :3

[@Kotsknots]

ikr, i was like: wait, what did jack just say?

[@christianhelvie3539]

Lol Jiff pop Wena be fernds ")

[@girlzswagjagger]

Best grammar ever XD

[@Flygoniaks]

Funny thing... "Please Don't Touch Anything JackSepticEye" was a KZbin search suggestion BEFORE this video was created.

[@GammaProtogolin]

Probably, because people don't know if he played it or they can't find it on his channel.

[@iamdatboyok3051]

You are in the future

[@jacksepticeye]

This happens a LOT actually. That's how I've come to find or decided to play certain games because people were already searching for it lol its crazy

[@quentin4209]

+jacksepticeye your my favorite youtuber and it would make my day if you replyed

[@fakie9233]

+jacksepticeye ok....

[@mightytigah1232]

13:47 It was at this moment Jack knew, he, fucked up.

[@mettatonfan4601]

Mighty Tigah lol

[@drewneale1446]

Mighty Tigah I

[@KailithDragon]

HE BOUGHT TO MANY GAMES. And now he has to play them all. SO ALL ABOARD THE STEAM TRAIN!

[@Fidosfriend9]

CHOO CHOO!

[@Joe-wo7or]

Too*

[@timothy1247]

sosnfpiwuernfpwirjwpirnfw one player babadabado, jacksepticeye dabado daba JACK CADE

[@boredpickle2473]

YES

[@okimook7692]

PUNS! :D

[@joeclarke4617]

For the thing where there were the three numbers (I, II & III) at the top, the answer is written vertically on the right end of the instruction panel thing

[@jimothybrown8918]

Yeah I was so annoyed he didn't see

[@mirandaih0p]

Joe Clarke I wanted to scream at him through the screen so badly. I thought he'd figure it out for sure when I saw how much longer the video was but of course he just guessed it.

[@pichut19]

Miranda Myers i saw it befor he figured it out xD

[@markgough1115]

That is what I was going to say

[@mirandaih0p]

Mark Gough okay but did you get the fallout reference because I am starting to feel crazy

[@alec5048]

it's kinda sad seeing everyone compare jack to mark and saying mark's a lot smarter since he did it faster and was more logical etc. there's no reason to, i was psyched when i saw he played this and it was an awesome episode! just chill, it's completely unnecessary to compare them and make jack nervous to make another episode because of the hate.

[@alec5048]

like, goddamn it's just a game, everyone plays it differently.

[@OJCard]

You're right...

[@pablofromthebackyardigans6120]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking while reading the comments. I could care less who's more logical or faster; they're both awesome.

[@alec5048]

***** exactly! they're both smart people, and everyone who plays this game or watches them play it are completely different, idk why you bother comparing them

[@alec5048]

KZbin Magic omg it's okay, but thank you

[@That_guyVII]

2016 was the golden age of jacksepticeye

[@Andie-ws1sq]

This game was made by the same people that made 'Papers Please' BTW. :D SPOILER ALERT BELOW VV Not the one about the game made thing guys :I One of the endings is that you accept or decline someone, like in papers please. I watched it in Mark's.

[@sufangkong771]

Same. I saw Jack's Papers Please video series. It was alright in general.

[@Andie-ws1sq]

Sufang Kong I did too

[@Andie-ws1sq]

***** Idk he went to a hair dresser

[@jackmcinnes1310]

Limes. He uses limes for hair dye.

[@hawkmoon6552]

mark is a genius compared to jack

[@blixet]

Going in at full volume, wish me luck. Or don't.

[@blixet]

Checklist: Massive headache X Still love Sean X Receive honors of the few who survived said event X Probable brain damage X Loss of hearing / "Wait a minuet, Hey ma, MA! I think I lost my hearing!" Ma: "WHAT?! I'm taking you to the doctors office tomorrow, you better not have!" *Turns back to computer. "I guess she still doesn't care. She never responds. Oh well, I guess I won't check it." :)

[@figpwd6868]

Vanessa The Narcoblix good luck I wish you good doctor visits after you finish the video ;)

[@InspectorChairLeg]

Vanessa The Narcoblix I wish you luck. Here, have some lucky pizza for extra luck 🍕🍕🍕

[@camclarke1360]

fig pwd lol

[@blixet]

Fig Pwd yeah, they probably have an ear doctor set aside exclusively for dummies like me. :) Thank you kindly for that pizza Phantom, 'twas delicious. Hoi Valentijn.

[@edgylemon6927]

Yay! You played this game! Thanks Jack! :) you are a BOSS!

[@edgylemon6927]

I paused at 14:36 and his facial expression was so cute! But you have to pause at the right time to see it. :D it was adorable!

[@loriash905]

+emily rolfes So cute!!!!

[@liamadkins2067]

Title: PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS! | Please Don't Touch Anything

[@robertrigopoulos1444]

i was thinking :" press the button again jack aaaaaaa!!!!!" and i know mark cheated but only at the end

[@robertrigopoulos1444]

btw it took me twice the time it took jack, it was difficult

[@thedragonflytapes5727]

The 132231 code came from the Roman numerals along the right-hand side of the instructions board

[@Coolyo420]

dont tell him he doesnt want to

[@therudepotatochip8633]

Don't tell him!

[@thedragonflytapes5727]

I know he doesn't want to know, but I was saying it for all the people who were actually wondering where it came from.

[@guybrushmonkey97]

Jack already used this code. He's just trying to say where this code came from

[@rycorrycor7677]

He literally guessed it😂

[@bonsterthebunny1992]

Normally I don't watch two videos of a game if it's from diffrent people. But in this game (which I watched both GTlive/MatPat/Steph AND Mark's video) I still don't get everything. And, I find it hard to yell at Jack, even through my screen xP

[@a1ph4bet_s0up]

I love your profile picture

[@finleyatkins7095]

Watch rage gaming videos he completed it

[@user-ck4fz1mw3z]

OMG SAME

[@karkatvantas9051]

ahghh same

[@geckoman4462]

Gg live, mat pat and steph, arnt they the same video?

[@pigoverlord8250]

Literally everyone I’ve seen play this has taken forever to figure out the button can be pressed multiple times

[@Pige0nReligion]

"Don't hit the red button" I suddenly felt an unrelenting urge to touch the red button.

[@jacksepticeye]

RIGHT!???

[@Pige0nReligion]

It's just so red...and tempting...I hope it doesn't...dESTROY EVERYTHING

[@lulustrike4479]

+jacksepticeye Are u real? :0

[@AnActualRobot]

+jacksepticeye jack here's a hint use the screwdriver on the instructions and the rest is up to u

[@callmegreyson]

+jacksepticeye HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!😁😍😝

[@ariamay7192]

So ummm... Jack... You know that one part where you had to click 276 times...? Yeah... You should do that 666 times... Im helping i swear.... Good luck!

[@Noodles4Anime]

That's what I thought. I kept seeing the 6s light up red.

[@ariamay7192]

Yeah, that's true.

[@kaz9213]

its a fun ending ;)

[@ericagomez6926]

jack love me no like you. I'm back wot the f

[@disgal6235]

he could have knows about BAAM...BAAM..BAAM... BAAM... *PAPERS PLEASE!*

[@itzybp1985]

I just realised that the date he traveled to was in November of 2077. Sweet Fallout reference

[@itzybp1985]

*October

[@jvkatox6642]

Those damn communists!

[@jep4914]

????????

[@danecarter527]

I remember that day R.I.P the world and long live Gary Gary

[@andrewlowman8519]

The ground overtook the land.....let's think about that real quick ....

[@goagirlofawesome5109]

Andrew Lowman I knew that didn’t sound right

[@mfp0781]

That is funny

[@katiethompson3223]

Today's my Birthday. And I wanna say thank you for making me laugh❤️❤️

[@emmaward3491]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[@zevgershon3499]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND

[@antkeeper6276]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

[@lloogg1c]

happy b-day!

[@brookereinhardt6789]

Happy birthday!

[@miodragvidacic6929]

There is a Aristozka passport on the right corner of the mashine. That's enough endings from me. :)

[@dylansentner9731]

Its by the same ppl that made Papers Please

[@okimook7692]

Waiting for him to find it! :D

[@DarkRubberNeck]

Don't touch any papers please 😋 lol

[@seannahaire]

+Shadow Sceptile BUMM BUMM BUH BUMM BUMM

[@bhensley674]

+Kumi Spuy dude youre everwhere in the comments xD

[@RamblingRamul]

*Thanks for the funny videos Jack! I want to be more energetic like you. You inspired me to start myself, I wish I could yell as loud as you in my appartment, but my neighbors would just complain and get me kicked out xD I hope to become as good as you in my own way, to entertain people. Thanks for the inspiration

[@nynameisjeff4304]

Just keep up the good work! you have uploaded quite a few videos already, considering you just started. I will subscribe you :)

[@RamblingRamul]

Thank you so much! Yes I want to do my best to upload several times per week :)

[@mattcstrobel]

you could try sound proofing your computer room with that foamy stuff, I'm sure it would be pretty liberating to let go and yell at your heart's content.

[@angellohalo7691]

Your cool and all but don't advertise on other people's channel

[@fatbastardinapan1466]

1:15 (Giggles immaturely at the 2NE1 reference)

[@martindavids2510]

I am I the only one who was like "JACK PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON AGAIN!!!!!!!"?

[@elleforsmark6343]

No lol I did that too.

[@iulian2484]

no XD

[@kenziibabe0355]

I was too

[@sambro6743]

Ikr it was so annoying

[@sambro6743]

Ikr it was so annoying

[@livhasnofriends2232]

I unboxed my Septic Sam plush while watching this!!

[@velicuhuu8494]

cool 😎

[@Paul-wk4gr]

I just bought a 800€ gaming PC and somehow I feel weird because I spend so much money

[@iriinazoueva113]

+Paul i Just bought a Gaming pc w

[@daway212]

+Paul building your own would have cost less

[@MasterPotTaker]

that isn't necessarily true. Usually the only reason buying is more expensive than building is because the company builds and ships it and that's can be expensive.

[@Karamerel]

maybe it is Detroit and you blew it up for cake😂 REFERENCES!!!!!!!

[@badjuju1677]

markiplier xD

[@BenSmith-gq4vv]

+Amya Williams actually when mark played will u press the button :D

[@boomshack4984]

Jacksfilms XD

[@sylvinamoore5844]

+Boomshack. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[@eorinae]

+Boomshack it's from markiplier.....

[@sarahbarker3917]

Jacksepticeye keep on doing the good work please this is so cute

[@SuzukiHalwende]

"I just knocked my chair off my table."

[@skaluzne]

Why

[@obamatxk]

ikr

[@authenticdan3266]

He said i just smacked my chair on the table, Dumbass

[@loganboeck3660]

nope that was "I just knocked my chair off my table"

[@SuzukiHalwende]

logan boeck knocked

[@Yuka-fz1uy]

The numbers that are 132231 its actually the ladder thing on the paper

[@beaniesketch]

shhhhhhhhh....... let him think he just guessed

[@madisongathe9615]

I saw that too. It is Roman numerals, he could have figured it out but he guessed

[@SiameseCruzadre]

I LIKE THE VID

[@shereen.6760]

Is it weird that I listen to Jacksepticeye while falling asleep?...probably...

[@hibernatingturtle414]

I do the same I thought I was alone

[@yoonglie]

I wake up to him, sometimes I fall asleep to mark.

[@marump3]

i always fall asleep watching his videos! it's rare lol

[@Zazzybry11]

I do too

[@vintagescribbs8727]

Nah I do it too! :) I took a nap through his whole Spyro play through.

[@sansarkosakowski8027]

My god I came back from 2019 jack has changed so much physically

[@cearacullen5005]

is anyone else frustrated that instead of trying to figure out the solution to the numeral puzzle he just did random shit .... great jack.....

[@cearacullen5005]

this was this .. me: NO IT WASNT U RANDOMLY PRESSED THE CODE

[@zee6588]

Did he say * I just smacked my chair off my TABLE*?

[@charliewilliams1621]

I was wondering why no one has commented this!

[@jor03]

yeh

[@gametrain1305]

+jor02video I think we are so used to jacks randomness it just seems normal now 😂

[@katlynmelson4314]

He did XD replayed it about 3 times now to be sure

[@HairyBalls83]

LUL

[@CherryCharley]

I was literally about to say it reminded me of papers please, then you said it as I was looking in the description lol!

[@ScrewupExtraordinaire]

There's a papers please Easter egg, actually.

[@CherryCharley]

One Fancy Trooper Oh awesome! Hope he finds it then :)

[@thetroll1984]

hello i saw you comment on last video that jack was streaming so thanks for that

[@CherryCharley]

Su Lomebio You're welcome, I know cry and I think poods are streaming tonight but I'm not sure at what time yet lol

[@flaccoiselite536]

SAME!!!!

[@prptheawesome4911]

Fun fact: 555-2368 is the number if the Ghostbusters. I’m guessing that what that was referencing.