Would You Give Him Toilet Paper? | Toilet Chronicles

[@nataliebernadette]

the perfectionist and achievement collector in me is so glad that Jack got all the endings and achievements omg

[@jacksepticeye]

I had to when I realised how close I was haha

[@monsterbanana5535]

Damn, a reply from Jack two minutes ago lol

[@MyriadMind1]

@@jacksepticeye ily

[@Ilovegage027]

Uhhhhh meow

[@ZekSanchez]

@@Ilovegage027 I like how you say "uhhhhh" in a human-like manner as if you're unsure of what to say ("meow")

[@tux75]

You know a game is terrifying if it takes place in a bathroom, there's a tentacles monster, and there's no toilet paper in the bathroom. now that's truly horrifying

[@thehairitself2751]

w pfp

[@diamondplayz2145]

I've had nightmares about this exactl thing.

[@arroba_matias]

@Lucas Garcia cierra el pico Lucas, vete con diego

[@camdaman9857]

@Lucas Garcia 🤨 Get in➡️🚔

[@delaneywashere5592]

agreed

[@giraffe6856]

"we will rock you" one was hilarious. The thought of developer finding door knob sounds and went "hey..that kinda sounds like.." and decided to put in as an achievement

[@asktoseducemiss434]

almost instantly after being gnomed, but I think I’d press the door goodly

[@Unidentified952]

Frfr lmao

[@AngelicRamen]

"Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need a breath." Same, Jack. Same. This game really just immediately goes for it, holy heckerino.

[@npxxi]

Holy heckerino indeed. Your comment should get pinned

[@Tazerboy_10]

🤔

[@joeking3181]

Missed opportunity for “holy shit” joke.

[@kdej-si4vo]

I heard that and immediately thought “damn you Asthma!”

[@blyat8832]

This is hilarious lmao

[@ShelCorporation]

This game must be based on the old “ hand grenade, toilet paper switcheroo” prank, classic

[@voicebyshaun]

“Oh it’s a little gnome!” *kaboom ☠️* 😱🤣

[@Paddymelt]

The oldest trick in the book

[@Hietakissa]

Classic move, I pulled that one on my previously alive buddy Eric one time

[@unlimiteddd]

@@Hietakissa The look on his face when he was suddenly NOT! 😁 Priceless! 😛

[@Red_MOON187]

Or Nutella.

[@evie_kse]

1:54 the way jack read 'tentacles' twice is so funny for no reason

[@LizardKingLyss]

I caught that too! 😂

[@DrDremur]

I noticed when you held the clock up it revealed things with a red tint when you looked in the bathroom. I think if you’d held it up to the stall with all the numbers it would’ve probably shown the number that was needed.

[@jennaxolotl6275]

:0 so smart

[@jackw2016]

I noticed that too but I never thought of using it to find the number. I completely forgot about it by the time it got to that part.

[@Merip1214]

Just like kid's cluedo!

[@Mouse_Pad2]

I put the Grenade in the stall with the number and the red one was bright

[@Mouse_Pad2]

The red 8

[@winterchill365]

For me, the most hilarious part of this game was the ending 9/12 one where you were testing your neighbor. The "We Will Rock You" reference was genius. This game is so bizarre and awesome. A super charming game. The jokes are funny and the references are clever. I'm looking forward to Part 2 of this game. Toilet Chronicles is a brilliant and delightful game.

[@spencerrodgers]

This reminds me of “please don’t touch anything” with all the humor 😂

[@Viksnik]

Also jazzpunk a bit

[@tyleraws]

@@Viksnik jazzpunk is legendary

[@jonnaas]

This game actually reminds me quite a lot of jazzpunk

[@chank5059]

As somebody also with ADHD and IBS... Crying on the toilet is definitely a thing, an experience that I can relate to

[@flameepidemic4839]

I have chronic constipation and even with a healthy diet i have awful poops occasionally they rip me when they come out or are too big to come out so im left with extreme stomach pain. Crying is definitely a thing 😂 my grandpa has ibs so i know it must be hard especially if adhd is a factor im sorry you experience that 💕

[@thatsprettygaybro3954]

Ah a fellow person with ADHD and IBS how do you do?

[@neverdyingchild4912]

I have adhd and autism and it’s the same for me too…

[@humanbeing5624]

dont have adhd or ibs, but i have ibd and it can be extremely painful, definitely cried on the toilet a couple of times

[@-Scraggyanne-]

I suffer ibs and chronic pain so definitely have experienced crying on the toilet.

[@Nico-jj3dz]

this game was actually so funny, i love little jokes scattered throughout lol

[@justlithuanian9142]

Wow I'm surprised that they're aren't any replies lol

[@Nico-jj3dz]

@@justlithuanian9142 there is now

[@floofywolf8061]

Now there is three lol

[@TacoKing75]

now there is five

[@TacoKing75]

@Sprinkles so truee

[@DesolateLavender]

This game is the epitome of "This is stupid, and I love it." That is my exact type of humor, so I obviously love this game. It also gives me Octodad vibes, for some reason...

[@infinite.wings.guy.]

Same

[@dream_walker9726]

omg wait it does

[@ViktorErikFade]

I bet someone who didn't figure out the vent thing And started playing with the door handle accidently got that achievement and was super happy Edit: omg! Thanks guys! This has so many likes and a heart ? Made my day

[@myth4020]

LMAO omfg clever

[@jennakomu7087]

@Kavetion lmao what 😃

[@idk2167]

@@jennakomu7087 It's a bot

[@bananapudding1367]

Are you perhaps speaking from experience? /Hj

[@elanaswart1727]

@@0xAAA dont say that. Death is not funny

[@eoghan746]

This is basically every introverts nightmare at a bathroom in a party

[@kiligun]

Im scared to go to partys lol

[@deer563]

@OffBeatBerry same

[@SorrowSkili]

Lmao fax

[@bitsofrandom]

I love how he casually runs into a website about 3d printing firearms and thinks nothing of it lol 2:10

[@The_Falcon27]

🤣🤣🤣

[@squiishybones]

“That’s rough buddy” me immediately “My girlfriend turned into the moon”

[@blanketfromspace]

ME TOO LMAO

[@andrewlentner]

Best show

[@shacochad7052]

Agreed

[@kitariloney526]

Yesss🤣

[@maddi501]

LMAO

[@rasgal1912]

This needs to be followed up with the old classic “don’t shit your pants” great game👏🏼

[@alleymercuryway7777]

agreed- bump comment, everybody!!

[@thedemoninyourcloset.]

Agreed!!!

[@perfectblueeeee]

Bump

[@fatbgmanbg975]

comment

[@thedumbshitpodcast5901]

He already played it

[@DracobusterFlamingTiger]

9:14 First pull out the safety pin, then throw it. Then take cover and protect yourself. Jack: Got it Lieutenant *throws pin*

[@loganchristle8251]

Also jack:FU- *explodes*

[@Bohdi_dogg23]

The 3d squidward picture in the “youre back at the party” scene was a nice touch 😂 21:09

[@ligiaramos8671]

It’s not squidward it look like it not trying to be rude

[@TheJerseyNinja]

@@ligiaramos8671 ….what? I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but that is absolutely “Bold and Brash” Squidward’s painting

[@vossfoss]

@@ligiaramos8671 ??? thats legit bold and brash squidward

[@SuperGoat527]

@@ligiaramos8671 look up "bold and brash squidward" and it's literally the painting

[@tragedyplustime8271]

More like "Belongs in the Trash"

[@kaitoshion6982]

“Wind Waker water”. That shit made my day.

[@mrboomsnook3671]

Fun, long (and I guess weird) story: We just finished watching the new top gun movie in the cinemas and I needed to go to the bathroom. So I went to a nearby superstore bathroom, turns out the bathroom was an complete dumpster fire, there were three stalls, one stall had literal human feces on the floor, the second stall had toilet paper but no lock, and the third one was the complete opposite from the second stall. I took the second stall and as I’m sitting, there’s a poor soul who came in and took the third stall to his dismay, there was no roll. He asked me for some rolls and I happily gave some roll, and then we talked about life and how crap superstore is whilst on the throne.

[@mrboomsnook3671]

I did also get staff to help the guy out with some extra rolls

[@kram8224]

Bro played Toilet Chronicles irl

[@mrboomsnook3671]

@@kram8224 exactly

[@zohalixue8643]

This sounds like a childhood nightmare someone is trying their hardest to work through, but they decided to invite others along for the ride with them.

[@DarkDreams948]

Jack not realizing the sign @ 2:04 for the gun said "Giant Testicles" not Giant tentacles twice 😂😂😂

[@cinnamonrose7657]

Wait I didn’t see it either 💀 Here’s a time stamp for it btw 2:04

[@bugg_superstar]

@@cinnamonrose7657 lol thanks for the time stamp

[@SophiaHarrison.]

I burst out laughing at that point since it was super random

[@muha0644]

Also him not realising that is an actual 37mm granade launcher DIY kit you can buy...

[@MonCalypso]

@Kavetion Cope and seethe.

[@androgynous_artist]

THE DAMN GNOME AT 17:02 - I genuinely jumped at that lmfao Idk why I found it so unexpected! I don’t jump easily so that being the thing that got me is really funny

[@concept5631]

Same

[@rileyallan6032]

This game's humor and art style reminds me a lot of Jazzpunk and I love it

[@spatial_rind]

That was the game! Man Jazzpunk was one of my favourite Jacksepticeye series. I'm off to rewatch it now, goodbye!

[@rileyallan6032]

@@spatial_rind Ha, tell me about it! I loved that game series so much. I also went and rewatched it after this

[@chairheadplasterfeet175]

aaa that's exactly what I was thinking!! I've rewatched that playthrough so many times lol, most comforting game

[@tsar-tsen2182]

13:33 was a “FULL METAL JACKET” reference, private Pyle was driven to insanity and took his own life with his rifle in the bathroom 🚽

[@fistfull-o-waffles]

That’s cool

[@ericbelander2319]

Also a Gomer Pyle reference

[@SophiaHarrison.]

Oh wow I watched that film ages ago haven't heard someone mention it for ages

[@Kladyos]

Full Metal Jacket was referencing Gomer Pyle

[@fistfull-o-waffles]

@@Kladyos dude ur so right I never thought about that

[@dottiespottie9902]

Lying in bed, incredibly unwell with a nasty fever felt quite lonely, so stuck on a jacksepticeye video and I feel so much happier. Sean , Thankyou for making me feel so much better ❤️

[@frosty_teacup]

Hope you're feeling better by now!

[@katzenhai8289]

This game somehow manages to capture that exact moment when ur on the loo at a gathering,absolutely fucking plastered, head in your hands and deeply convinced that in 5 minutes time you will have worked through the early stages of alcohol poisoning you are currently experiencing. Only to then promptly throw up in the sink like the champ you are. (Experience completely fictional)

[@asktoseducemiss434]

"Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need a breath." Same, Jack. Same. This game really just immediately goes for it, holy heckerino.

[@Omsmitten]

The main character seems to suddenly get really tall once sitting on the toilet.

[@jamesscarpino7084]

12:26 Jack saying "I knew it!" Sets off my google smart Home 🤣

[@SixToFour]

12:24*

[@d_1044]

Honestly I could see myself trying to open the door several times and getting the hidden achievement. I can’t imagine getting any others because I’d throw myself out a window almost instantly after being gnomed, but I think I’d press the door goodly

[@evananderson2026]

I tend to repeatedly do an action over and over and as soon as the prompt was different I knew I had to spam it... instinct for some of us LOL

[@Dr_Ender]

@@evananderson2026 Same here lol espiecally with games like this. I spam any door, etc i can see. You never with those sneaky doors out door

[@Lucid_Kitty]

You know its gonna be a fun ride when seán has to mentally psych himself up for the rest of the game after the first 10 seconds.

[@Solace_In_Sorrow]

it's gotta be said this is a really strong video in terms of maintaining engagement over a decent amount of time - I was fully 20 minutes in without realising any particular time had passed. Given that I rly struggle to maintain attention on longer videos at the best of times, let alone late at night after a long and arduous shift at work, this was comfortably quintessential Sean in terms of quality and I just wanted to recognise that. Don't mind me rambling lol, as I said I'm shattered :)

[@arturosandovalsaito2704]

My favorite part was when the gnome said, “it’s gnomin time” and Jack got gnomed.

[@normanorman]

Im a gnome yes I am a gnome

[@DweebGaming]

I played the demo! So fun ! Glad that Jack is giving them the attention they deserve!

[@morgan-rr9fw]

15:54 "all you gotta do is die a little, die a little, die a little to survive"

[@Bagamum]

🖤

[@c0rnzy8]

4:32 Jack earlier: *fills an entire sink with water* Also Jack: *goes to wet the note in the other sink* Makes sense

[@CarolineElanorMcloughlin]

I was think that. I was like "way to take more time" but also that's jack for you. Intentionally funny and unintentionally funny

[@klltsun_2576]

I was confused too, but I realized that the other sink empties out the water and that would make it easier to grab the note again

[@jacksepticeye]

One sink empties so I was able to see the note better after

[@c0rnzy8]

@@jacksepticeye i realised that later haha!

[@一二0]

Bro…he liked and replied

[@X-SPONGED]

23:10 Ending 9/12 - "You pissed off your neighbor and he crushed your pelvis" _Well, I hope he enjoyed it judging by The Length of The Staff he used to break Jack..._

[@The_Falcon27]

4:00 Jack: I won’t leave. *immediately gets up and leaves*

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

I’m sorry, can we talk about how amazing the the player character’s nails are? My god? I love them!

[@BudgetRakan]

Always makes me happy to see dudes with black nails in media :)

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Not gonna lie but I thought the main character was a woman for the first few minutes. The male toilet partner confused me into thinking it was a unisex bathroom until I finally figured it out, man I'm dumb.

[@concept5631]

Fr

[@pikachristmas]

The we will rock you achievement was so obscure, I’m wondering why someone just decided to try it and found out the badge

[@pikachristmas]

Jack hearted my comment, I feel achieved in life

[@Graphic_Toad]

Honestly i can picture someone listening to the sing while playing and just using the door to play along for fun lol

[@nataliebernadette]

@@pikachristmas nah fr same here my day has been MADE

[@amr2002amrTM]

0:11 Seán our inclusive king

[@13thMaiden]

This reminds me of that Japanese urban legend that while in the toilet, someone asks if you want red or blue toilet paper, and if you answer red, the creature slices your throat, and if you chose blue, it chokes you to death. You're supposed to say 'White' or 'No thank you' and it will leave you alone. Though in this case the creature is helping you??

[@darkdankz]

Thanks for the info

[@ahuman4734]

From what I've seen answering white might cause you to be dragged to hell.....

[@williamthorne6944]

There’s a shitting monster?!?!

[@kero6298]

Doesn’t white send you to hell? I thought you were supposed to refuse their offer

[@TheNomad94]

You're referring to Aka Manto.

[@arcticxabyss]

it would've been hilarious if Jack "accidentally" put the grenade into the other person's stall.

[@19ais23]

"There's a man standing... (wait he has nail polish) ...or a woman standing... (oh wait we are in 2023) ... or a person standing..."

[@bobjenz]

The Toilet Chronicles of Narnia!? I am IN! 😆

[@zephyrbeatbox4880]

@YeaMan Scientists say that there are two frontiers left to be fully explored in this universe -- the vastness of space, and our planet's own ocean. However, I personally believe there is a third: the vast, as-of-yet untrodden expanse between your ears. Go advert somewhere else. :)

[@SophiaHarrison.]

@YeaMan oh no your back...

[@brennanklitzke3683]

You know how you use the bathroom and your in absolute agony and they say “they’re fighting for their soul” yeah this take that to a literal sense

[@moonlit_sky127]

@YeaMan whos paige

[@TeufelHunden927]

Im not sure of Sean was aware of this or not but when the writing on the wall says “Pvt. Pyle was here”, it’s a reference to Full Metal Jacket, a movie that every marine except for the fringe few have seen. In the movie Private Pyle shoots his Drill Instructor then himself in the head, in the head (bathroom)

[@CasperVanderlyle]

This is the most 2016 jack energy i've seen in a while

[@XxRexorcistxX]

YES

[@MindlessShadow]

Stanley Parable: Toilet Mode. This is what the masses have been asking for Sean!

[@fishlegsleghair9618]

1:11 you can see the pure terror in his eyes… or just him being weirded out a bit

[@pikachristmas]

I watched this on someone else’s channel a bit ago and it was hilarious, can’t wait for Jack’s run through it

[@Whitewolf-eo5ng]

GSP?

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Did you watch ManlyBadassHero's playthrough of it?

[@dragonboi1372]

Same it was Graystillplays

[@Mista_Spicy]

@@dragonboi1372 And Dan TDM

[@remynisce]

Was it Dan bc same

[@yzma9959]

1:04 This looks like it’s taken straight out of a nightmare. And by that I mean I had a dream like this, but never in my life I’d expect a game with that sort of plot

[@Winter_Less]

Hentai tentacles

[@TheUnknownD]

5:29 WAIT! If your a pair of legs then, WHY DO YOU HAVE A FULL SKELETON!?!?

[@Prototype_Gamez]

The rest is invisible

[@caoimhinbyrne]

never thought a public bathroom simulator could be so pleasant

[@GungeonPro]

The one thing that would make this game go from horror comedy to horror: Constipation.

[@therealunderscore]

Copied Comment

[@GungeonPro]

@@therealunderscore I don't think so

[@Ravenna17]

This is the most bizarre but most hilarious game ever! And the fact he’s crying & shitting is just the best 🤣👏👏👏 3:34 “Get this monster log out of me; I hate my life.” Jack was freaking hilarious playing Toilet Simulator as well 🤣 Anybody remember that?

[@pillot_]

Yup

[@noodleboi540]

Saddle up fellas,this one is going in the history books…

[@april_aphonia8161]

This is like a goosebumps book with all the choices and endings lol

[@rrs1550]

Daughter Speaking: I think my Favorite out of all of these Endings was the one about Ticking off your Neighbor. That was Satisfying. We Will Rock You? I remember being at school in Kindergarten, and we're all waiting for the bus in our bus lines, and because we're bored we just start clapping and stomping our feet to that song. Oh... Good times.

[@footsoljier6468]

That breath before walking in just screamed, “I need to mentally prepare for this”

[@Duvstep910]

5:57 looks like Squidward's art is really going places (bold and brash; more like belongs in the trash)

[@itsbones.]

26:38 imma leave this here

[@Masterdude246]

It’s crazy you say Stanley parable I just bought that and its probably the best when you play it

[@mauijolls6912]

3:00 THE PRESS C TO CRY REMINDS ME OF THE BIT FROM INSIDE WHEN BO PLAYS A VIDEO GAME OF HIMSELF AND JUST CRIES

[@stankytanky69]

press A to cry

[@johnfreepunk6664]

This game really reminded me of Dude Simulator, because just anything and everything can happen and will happen.

[@datoasthelikoptera6969]

And what about the -1 ending? You get it when you enter the stall with a grenade, lock it, pull the ring and give it to the guy when he asks for toilet paper. It will tell you something like you're not supposed to do that 🤣 Anyway, just a little secret ending that was not in the video

[@allid2228]

mmm the 0:45 clock and sound is very much giving Unus Annus... and honestly the bathroom theme helps too lmaoo

[@mesasimonson6612]

14:53 this is it, the moment I’ve been waiting for all my life

[@nur5239]

I never knew a game about escaping a restroom could account for so many death sequences

[@bohdisoul]

you know it’s scary if it’s called the toilet chronicles.

[@cortlandorigami4015]

I have public bathroom anxiety, and I can confirm this is what it feels like

[@ThePuff18]

“Giant tentacles” “Giant tentacles” *giant testicles* How does Seán so often manage to miss the most Seán jokes?

[@april_aphonia8161]

Clever game, I love watching Jack, this reminds me of some old videos.

[@fina1clan402]

Hey Jack love you vids, they always put a smile on my face even if it’s in the first second

[@alliesmovingcastle]

watched marks play through and then jacks, only to realize the gnome ending was (probably) the eren and grisha meme from season 4

[@neonbunnies9596]

16:15 Is Jack and the comment section just going to ignore that fact that the King was already in check before the Queen moved?

[@sovietvigilante]

Umm not sure if you know how to play chess

[@ThassMeBruh]

@@sovietvigilante he's right tho??

[@sovietvigilante]

@@ThassMeBruh oh my bad I thought he was saying checkmate😂

[@BlueMahDreams]

That was actually very fun to watch lol. So glad you got all the endings!

[@Kurra_1]

"Oh it's a little gnome" "💥"

[@MollyDollyy774]

Jackie Boi great video! 14:45 So… Jackie Boi was Gnomed, And We where Gnomed to! *”OH, ELLO ME OLD CHUM!*

[@this.random.person.on.yout5947]

Honestly, this game is both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

[@Skog]

"The worst toilet in scotland" refers to a scene from the movie Trainspotting!

[@ChokyoDK]

Glad that this game blew up. So unique

[@CactusHaze]

20:16 good ol Bold and Brash!!

[@Emssy]

"I'm crying and shitting" is the funniest shit I heard in a VERY long time

[@ruinedsketchbook]

26:20 Well the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference confirms for me that the devs were higher than a kite when they came up with the idea for this game

[@The_Falcon27]

XDDDDD

[@deldobbs5944]

Once again thank you Sean for making me laugh. Your content never fails to entertain, your sense of humor is much like my own, full of odd sarcasm, that most people don't get, or is offended by.. and me, I find it SO satisfying to find someone with a sense of humor like mine. Thank you!

[@bad-people6510]

Every time the vent timer starts I just feel like _Mississippi Queen_ is struggling to break out.

[@sleepy_rainn]

Perfect game for Sean 🤣 I've wanted him to play this, this is gonna be funny as hell.

[@sleepy_rainn]

@YeaMan 🤣 the music is great

[@ashleyr6809]

@@sleepy_rainn it's a freaking bot. Just ignore them and report them for harrassment

[@sleepy_rainn]

@@ashleyr6809 I should've known. but thnx for telling me

[@Zzyned]

This reminded me of the missions in the legend of zelda where you have to give toilet paper to a strange hand in a toilet.

[@onigireee]

These kinds of games are so much fun, because it seems like the creators didn't take themselves too seriously, and had fun with it too! Absolutely love this! 💖

[@DomainDuelists]

Jack after 5 seconds of playing litteraly every game: Hold on Hold on... what just happened?.

[@xcmoorex241]

I’m loving the Will Byers type fringe look you’re going for Seán lol (this is a joke btw.. ur hair is nice)

[@DaShwek]

I got stuck in a gas station with diarrhea and a piece of toilet paper with a dead bug on it 💀

[@triscuit9074]

Theres so many movies and games comming out right now where someone clearly did acid/shrooms and are sharing what they had. I love it.

[@vindovilles3419]

The poster for the "You've been gnomed" ending is definitely a reference to Attack on Titan (at 24:24)

[@SaraPryor-h2m]

The fact that he pointed out the wind waker water makes me love this man’s content even more because of the fact he plays Zelda - Jack please I’m begging of you go back to tears of the kingdom 🙏🏻

[@griffinmyers5266]

I find that my humor has evolved along with Sean’s and I love it

[@banjobill8420]

Gonna watch this on the toilet for that extra immersion.

[@TrueSolunar]

Gotta love all those references to “Bold and Brash”…

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

Jack has perfect timing, I was literally on my way to the toilet when this uploaded

[@lcsty1017]

I shit you not, he did it for the bowels