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BANE Vs.THE JOKER | Would You Rather #18

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jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

Күн бұрын

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@kickm3intheballs
@kickm3intheballs 7 жыл бұрын
Have 50% of your body burned or have 100% of your body tattooed. I’d have my body tattooed my skin colour.
@alexwalsh2972
@alexwalsh2972 7 жыл бұрын
FrazerPlayz that's good
@theinsideofxbox4152
@theinsideofxbox4152 7 жыл бұрын
exactly
@S81NT
@S81NT 7 жыл бұрын
FrazerPlayz the pain imagine tattooing ur knee pit
@leoscribbles7346
@leoscribbles7346 7 жыл бұрын
I would have gone with the burning. It's fast and you get a cool/weird scare. You can make up a story about how you saved someone.
@S81NT
@S81NT 7 жыл бұрын
Jewels Is Awesome I do t know if u have seen a big burn scare but that shit is ugly af
@leowurgaftmusic8957
@leowurgaftmusic8957 7 жыл бұрын
Jack quote of the day: “There are types of people in this world: people who choose internet over all else, and people who are wrong.”
@vilgotfriberg6440
@vilgotfriberg6440 5 жыл бұрын
leo wurgaft dude is your picture a Ilvermorny house?
@corpsebyevening
@corpsebyevening 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, hes not wrong..
@ajbatey1755
@ajbatey1755 7 жыл бұрын
"There's 2 types of people in this world. People who take internet over all else, and people who are wrong." -Jacksepticeye 2017
@richardherkert7436
@richardherkert7436 7 жыл бұрын
lol @2:50 I actually broke my hand in a skateboarding acident as well as chipped my front teeth falling from a bike. Guess im doing it wrong...
@richardherkert7436
@richardherkert7436 7 жыл бұрын
Also I actually have steel in my hand, It does not make it stronger :D
@CyBruh
@CyBruh 7 жыл бұрын
Richard Herkert you did the opposite
@ChristineFury905
@ChristineFury905 5 жыл бұрын
(1:41) ummmm jack... Your not considering that you can become ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Meaning that you can become a tank and just destroy stuff for no reason, or become a plane and do barrel rolls. Or become a toaster.
@shakypier84
@shakypier84 5 жыл бұрын
Dylan Mitchell who would want to be a plane when you could be a military-grade toaster?
@ChristineFury905
@ChristineFury905 5 жыл бұрын
No. A plane... That has military grade toasters for cannons that screams toast when it fires. And also goes "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH" when it flies
@ylai764
@ylai764 5 жыл бұрын
but car can't drive himself
@ChristineFury905
@ChristineFury905 5 жыл бұрын
What
@zama1861
@zama1861 5 жыл бұрын
If you can teleport anywhere in the world then you can escape prison or death
@ricochet9719
@ricochet9719 7 жыл бұрын
I read tbps as tablespoons and I was like _what_
@nightwolfbiker7597
@nightwolfbiker7597 7 жыл бұрын
Ricochet yeah I imagine anyone who cooks would think that 😂
@kerchoobun3180
@kerchoobun3180 7 жыл бұрын
Ricochet saaaaame
@xmanpackersfan45
@xmanpackersfan45 7 жыл бұрын
I did to I’m like “have a tablespoon of internet connection wtf does that mean?”
@MrZodiac011
@MrZodiac011 7 жыл бұрын
I'd love 1 tablespoon internet connection speed
@420Xing
@420Xing 7 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@FrazzledFerns
@FrazzledFerns 7 жыл бұрын
18:05 you’re forgetting about the secret 3rd kind of person: the kind who read the option as “Have 1 Tablespoon of Internet Connection”
@mrrithexthesilent6385
@mrrithexthesilent6385 7 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, a tablespoon of data is a huge amount of data on itself, maybe even more than a TB.
@napsdotping
@napsdotping 7 жыл бұрын
Artzy Animations I actually thought it said table spoon.
@castasticthecool8313
@castasticthecool8313 7 жыл бұрын
Me
@timbuktuesday
@timbuktuesday 7 жыл бұрын
My sister just thought that
@matthewspeechley1131
@matthewspeechley1131 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful of those damn Australian Dragons
@elchipo5753
@elchipo5753 7 жыл бұрын
The Emerald Geko 31 I know right, I run into them every day
@potatoperson206
@potatoperson206 7 жыл бұрын
They're so annoying, I've had to kill atleast 500 in the past few days
@stormbound
@stormbound 7 жыл бұрын
ever heard of the komodo dragon?
@elchipo5753
@elchipo5753 7 жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows what a komodo dragon is
@e6889
@e6889 7 жыл бұрын
don't worry the only dragons here in Australia are the teachers...
@DiceReader
@DiceReader 6 жыл бұрын
How to fly a car: a one step guide Step one: drive off a cliff
@mrkarlob7756
@mrkarlob7756 5 жыл бұрын
Ok im gona try it next time
@ChristineFury905
@ChristineFury905 5 жыл бұрын
Is this what the soviet union is doing now? Wait... So theyre making literal air-busses. ............... Ba dum tssshhhhh... Haha funny. Not sorry
@bf08191
@bf08191 5 жыл бұрын
You'll fly for the rest of your life! That's awsome!
@rusty9705
@rusty9705 5 жыл бұрын
No that’s falling... In STYLE
@bf08191
@bf08191 5 жыл бұрын
@@rusty9705 finally. A reference that I understand lol
@freehugsanimation2183
@freehugsanimation2183 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Sean takes everything so seriously, like he takes time out of his life just to think about a question on the computer 😂😂
@goku_superhero7002
@goku_superhero7002 7 жыл бұрын
Free Hugs Animation haha true I love it
@babypoof
@babypoof 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂he takes like 5 mins justifying his choice😂😂
@kendracollins290
@kendracollins290 7 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm that is very rare is he ok or is he just knowing he must take it seriously
@ChriLsiao
@ChriLsiao 7 жыл бұрын
Free Hugs Animation Do u know Any good anime xD
@freehugsanimation2183
@freehugsanimation2183 7 жыл бұрын
ChristForDays actually I don't watch any anime, except death note 😂 I just like how the characters are designed 😂
@spykidcgaming7948
@spykidcgaming7948 7 жыл бұрын
4:34 It didn't say have a huge amount of hair or visible hair cause, most people have hair all over anyway
@natashahowarth8932
@natashahowarth8932 7 жыл бұрын
Spykidc Gaming except palms on your hands
@dashinypunnymarsking
@dashinypunnymarsking 6 жыл бұрын
hat's excatly what i said!
@theresabergner6605
@theresabergner6605 5 жыл бұрын
🖐🏻🇵🇷🍿🎂🍨🥤🍩
@busheadmcmeme7672
@busheadmcmeme7672 7 жыл бұрын
Add polls in the top right of the screen, so we can vote for the questions too.
@Benjamin-S
@Benjamin-S 7 жыл бұрын
bushead mcmeme great Idea!
@beemezz4295
@beemezz4295 7 жыл бұрын
Good idea! I didn’t know you could do that
@whotheo4878
@whotheo4878 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe be for a couple but not all of them lol
@killimk9489
@killimk9489 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: in Australia u find scorpions snakes and dragons Me : excuse me dragons are awesome
@dozgaming8778
@dozgaming8778 5 жыл бұрын
Killim K do you mean Komodo dragons?
@killimk9489
@killimk9489 5 жыл бұрын
@@dozgaming8778 no real dragons thats what Jack meant
@dozgaming8778
@dozgaming8778 5 жыл бұрын
No I mean in Australia
@theresabergner6605
@theresabergner6605 5 жыл бұрын
Hi 🏈😈 56🍳🍞
@Mohamad-m7md
@Mohamad-m7md 5 жыл бұрын
Killim K They’re awesome except when they kill
@Fangirltothefullest
@Fangirltothefullest 7 жыл бұрын
My dad worked with elephants, they aren't scared of mice specifically, they're scared of small creatures getting near their trunks because they're sensitive! You wouldn't like small creatures by your nostrils either I'd imagine! XD
@dakotatrue12
@dakotatrue12 7 жыл бұрын
aphcanako oh makes sense now
@CalvinKool-Aid
@CalvinKool-Aid 6 жыл бұрын
aphcanako okay then
@Kevinskcirdneh
@Kevinskcirdneh 6 жыл бұрын
That does make so much sense, I know we all can't stand when you get a gnat or 10 in your nose LOL
@whotheo4878
@whotheo4878 6 жыл бұрын
Kevinskcirdneh I thought you were going to say “ On the nose” but.... in.... ewwwwwwwwhhhhh
@Madmonkey290
@Madmonkey290 7 жыл бұрын
it just dawned on me, if you had a flying car, would you have to have a driver's license or a pilot's license, or both?
@jellyshelbyjelly6318
@jellyshelbyjelly6318 7 жыл бұрын
Madmonkey both I’d hope.
@afonsoromeiro6217
@afonsoromeiro6217 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe a flying driver license...
@elzar5987
@elzar5987 7 жыл бұрын
So only people with 20/20 vision can own a flying car. Life just sometimes is not fair.
@goh-chez
@goh-chez 7 жыл бұрын
A flying car licence
@lovelysophxox
@lovelysophxox 25 күн бұрын
_yes_
@rokcris7313
@rokcris7313 7 жыл бұрын
"When i was ten i was thinking of when was i going to become spider-man" Jack i can surely tell you that you're not the only one.
@Het217
@Het217 7 жыл бұрын
Lata de Spam bien Rica y Fresca 10 years ago i was crying
@jcflowers244
@jcflowers244 5 жыл бұрын
Sean: "guys comes in with a flame thrower" Guy: *cocks flame thrower like a 12 gauge*
@killercrocodile1377
@killercrocodile1377 5 жыл бұрын
Jc Flowers haha
@nezzygow9274
@nezzygow9274 7 жыл бұрын
2:24 Jack made a pretty nice flamethrower impression... sounded kinda real... XD
@seanmichael2838
@seanmichael2838 7 жыл бұрын
(Spit goes everywhere)
@Kokinaldo_
@Kokinaldo_ 7 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany yeah
@Kokinaldo_
@Kokinaldo_ 7 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany aha
@hales12345
@hales12345 7 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany I got scared 😂
@dannypierce9386
@dannypierce9386 7 жыл бұрын
if your body was covered in hair, you could be Chewbaca for Halloween
@crimsonfeathers8225
@crimsonfeathers8225 7 жыл бұрын
Or just for life
@allthingswildlifeyt1218
@allthingswildlifeyt1218 7 жыл бұрын
You could be sassy the sasquatch.
@ohyeahgamer3736
@ohyeahgamer3736 7 жыл бұрын
Datcinnamon bun so you just go around naked. Eww
@wackydude2137
@wackydude2137 7 жыл бұрын
Datcinnamon bun yeah only in halloween what about in rusev day and by the way HAPPY RUSEV DAY!!!
@acreativename9186
@acreativename9186 7 жыл бұрын
I could tell he was trying to avoid the phrase 'Space Is Cool'
@Anden-uh5wg
@Anden-uh5wg 7 жыл бұрын
"You didn't say how painful it would last" Jacksepticeye 2017
@tori_tatertots418
@tori_tatertots418 7 жыл бұрын
Felix would be hiding outside in a trash can stealing your WIFI connection
@anayamcvey5719
@anayamcvey5719 7 жыл бұрын
Chair Only399 this needs more attention
@robkomede2271
@robkomede2271 7 жыл бұрын
1:47 that moment when you realize that you watch Jack so long you know what he is gonna say...
@gamerzombiexd7043
@gamerzombiexd7043 7 жыл бұрын
Robko Mede no you did not. You can't read minds.
@rennypenny1729
@rennypenny1729 7 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@evilboobookin8970
@evilboobookin8970 7 жыл бұрын
2:03 There is a man who went with the 100% tattooed thing... It's a tad horrifying. He tattooed every part of his body. Every. Single. Part.
@sachyaxii6099
@sachyaxii6099 7 жыл бұрын
Evil Boobookin Oh god. NOT THE DICK also your name reminded me of the boobahs.
@taddypatty7923
@taddypatty7923 7 жыл бұрын
lol yeah why would he choose that.
@drantigon
@drantigon 7 жыл бұрын
Every part... even inside...
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 7 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@theguccigamer7896
@theguccigamer7896 7 жыл бұрын
Evil Boobookin yeah he's AWESOME!
@nylamoore6292
@nylamoore6292 6 жыл бұрын
11:23 holds the most Ironic sentence I've ever heard.
@sunraycosplay4733
@sunraycosplay4733 7 жыл бұрын
jack: cats or dogs your gonna have to let me know which one you prefer. me: both you shouldn't have to choose
@jdoggaming6825
@jdoggaming6825 7 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay you are one son of a liar dogs are the only chose
@angelqueen4742
@angelqueen4742 7 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay true
@Tenmmo
@Tenmmo 7 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay À
@sunraycosplay4733
@sunraycosplay4733 7 жыл бұрын
+Jdog gaming every one has different beliefs :)
@germainiv
@germainiv 7 жыл бұрын
"You didn't say the waffle iron was on" Wow.... Just wow.
@VictorythroughUnity59
@VictorythroughUnity59 7 жыл бұрын
(years ago) Myth Busters Confirmed the myth that "Elephants are indeed scared of Mice!" It was a shock to everyone, to the audience and our hosts lol
@Tellysayhi
@Tellysayhi 7 жыл бұрын
Symon Choveaux but later, a 9 year old confronted rhem saying rhey should have used a brown, wild mouse instead of a white lab mouse. The elephant may have been startled by thw mouses color, instead of the fact that it was a mouse
@VictorythroughUnity59
@VictorythroughUnity59 7 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, an interesting suggestion... It's a crying shame that we cannot ask them to try now :'-( RIP Mythbusters)
@Zeratul795
@Zeratul795 6 жыл бұрын
9:20 there’s a dude who learned how to “see” using echo location, so there’s that Edit: after all the the comments I decided to look into it again after a few years. The man I was thinking of was Daniel Kish, a blind man who used sound waves to construct images in his mind so he was able to “see” his surroundings. "It's basically a representation of what's taking up space in the environment based on location, dimension and depth of structure," meaning the solidness of objects, Kish said. "The image that you get," which is colorless and has no grayscale, "basically combines those characteristics." Just decided to clarify what I was talking about specifically. Also I meant to add quotations around see originally.
@GraniteGolem
@GraniteGolem 5 жыл бұрын
Hyper Nova As stupid as this reply is, let me run you through it. If developed, there have been multiple people who have learned how to emit high pitched noises like a bats. They can judge when the sound waves emitted hit an object, which means that when done constantly, a mental picture can be formed and even gauge distance, speed and size. This 'seeing' allows them to ride bikes, play sports and lead an active life. Hope you've learned something, kid
@dickydopy4638
@dickydopy4638 4 жыл бұрын
Im gonna send you eggs
@GraniteGolem
@GraniteGolem 4 жыл бұрын
༺ AntiKen6662 ༻ thx baby 😘
@squag0711
@squag0711 4 жыл бұрын
Toph beifong She uses the vibrations in the ground to see everything ( shes from avatar )
@comanderlucky4332
@comanderlucky4332 7 жыл бұрын
Cats or dogs? Why not *DRAGONS*
@Sharkz117
@Sharkz117 7 жыл бұрын
What is it?! Dragons?!
@rylanh1120
@rylanh1120 7 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky ok
@skelutated3640
@skelutated3640 7 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky ikr some people are so dragonist just because of we used to be enemies
@Haggis004
@Haggis004 7 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky or unicorns
@xeras6101
@xeras6101 7 жыл бұрын
You see. This... THIS is the kind of thinking the mankind needs.
@rogelioarroyo4548
@rogelioarroyo4548 7 жыл бұрын
This video was named "Climb Mount Everest or Land on the moon?" Originally
@jaymonet7377
@jaymonet7377 7 жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well
@helicorn7902
@helicorn7902 7 жыл бұрын
Why did he change it?
@potatoking2161
@potatoking2161 7 жыл бұрын
Helicorn probably because the moon had an incident with public indecency
@CatBetaBellanri1218
@CatBetaBellanri1218 7 жыл бұрын
Getting over it memes
@BamBam-qh7oy
@BamBam-qh7oy 7 жыл бұрын
YEAH, I KNOW
@alexqose3782
@alexqose3782 7 жыл бұрын
Dogs. Jack if you we're bald you could be Saitama from One Punch Man
@m0th243
@m0th243 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Qose or the last Air bender
@bryanwesthoff7061
@bryanwesthoff7061 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Qose doesn't Saitama have eyebrows though?
@alexqose3782
@alexqose3782 7 жыл бұрын
Bryan Westhoff , no he does not
@littlekittengaming3918
@littlekittengaming3918 5 жыл бұрын
“scorpions and spiders and dragons” yeah, the sun is our dragon
@Teadogg_420
@Teadogg_420 3 жыл бұрын
I saw a dragon flying around the other day it was pretty mediocre, we only get the rainbow fire breather around where I live
@patrickwilson6767
@patrickwilson6767 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate our sun is a hot bastard
@yshwizbziwbxisbwjsjsbz
@yshwizbziwbxisbwjsjsbz 7 жыл бұрын
Of course, there are dragons in Australia
@AraArachne
@AraArachne 7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, The good ol Australian dragons
@jonathonray7653
@jonathonray7653 7 жыл бұрын
Team T. J. Damn streight
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 жыл бұрын
Team T. J. Yep the Australian water dragon
@Tellysayhi
@Tellysayhi 7 жыл бұрын
The australian snake dragon is among one of the most dangerous in the world.
@aldshin
@aldshin 7 жыл бұрын
some call lizards dragons, or you go Brave wilderness and consider turtles etc dragons
@TAE_3223
@TAE_3223 7 жыл бұрын
Bane: I was born in the dark batman Joker : you want to no how I got these scars.. my father
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 7 жыл бұрын
Tylin Ellis I was gonna say; "From Batman?" "From Batman!"
@lilpingu1066
@lilpingu1066 7 жыл бұрын
... *know (sorry)
@Jamesi03
@Jamesi03 7 жыл бұрын
Batman: I'm Batman.
@datguy696
@datguy696 7 жыл бұрын
Jack's like a teacher with that whiteboard now :P
@steindavidlaksaa2720
@steindavidlaksaa2720 6 жыл бұрын
WE ALREADY HAVE TINY HAIR COVERING THE BODY SO I CHOOSE HAIRY BODY 5:24
@linajager8697
@linajager8697 7 жыл бұрын
internet anywhere and always
@vvvvv9040
@vvvvv9040 7 жыл бұрын
Mine Core Bro just stop
@jake.p.o.f5762
@jake.p.o.f5762 7 жыл бұрын
Mine Core begging for subs really isn't the way to go man
@potluckanimations7633
@potluckanimations7633 6 жыл бұрын
Im a total trash memal NIGHT IN THE WOOOOODS
@zpacemag
@zpacemag 7 жыл бұрын
Old title: LAND ON MOON or CLIMB EVEREST? New title: BANE Vs. THE JOKER
@vilpmax
@vilpmax 7 жыл бұрын
but why? why did he change the title?
@nathanwells5028
@nathanwells5028 7 жыл бұрын
Zpace Mag yeah I know I don't know why he changed it
@cgalbasin
@cgalbasin 7 жыл бұрын
Zatch Bell no jack loves his fans he doesent do it for views he loves the community
@connorpinson8384
@connorpinson8384 7 жыл бұрын
well even if I love Jack, I'm more likely to click onto "Bane Vs Joker" Rather than "Mount Everest Vs The Moon"
@jackhorne7113
@jackhorne7113 7 жыл бұрын
moon
@justanotherrandomcrit8115
@justanotherrandomcrit8115 7 жыл бұрын
“Clippidy clop to the barber shop” - Jacksepticeye 2017
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 5 жыл бұрын
0:20 basically Mystique or Nightcrawler but more buffed out lol 1:57 Two-Face or El Diablo 😆
@takumifugiwara7604
@takumifugiwara7604 4 жыл бұрын
ahh i see ura man of culture as well
@anastasiaklyuch2746
@anastasiaklyuch2746 7 жыл бұрын
"fun" fact: going to the Moon is infinitely safer than climbing Everest
@kos2919
@kos2919 7 жыл бұрын
Anastasia Klyuch This. Astronauts wear protective gear designed to deal with vacuum of space and zero gravity helped with carrying the weight. While climbing require lighter payload but 1g of gravity, limited oxygen tank and stamina.
@Xaos1851
@Xaos1851 7 жыл бұрын
Good someone agrees with me I was like Jack wtf
@renzo3939
@renzo3939 7 жыл бұрын
this is not true but okay, it might be 99% safer but it´s still not even close to infinitely
@teushommes6751
@teushommes6751 7 жыл бұрын
Well it's not "infinitely" safer
@XxBlackRatzxX
@XxBlackRatzxX 7 жыл бұрын
Anastasia Klyuch except if you have been up there too long and you come back down to earth your chances of becoming handicapped increase.
@austinscaife9091
@austinscaife9091 7 жыл бұрын
Jack you probably won’t see this but I would just love to thank you for all you’ve done and making me laugh everyday and hello from Australia
@Crazydef
@Crazydef 7 жыл бұрын
me tooooo
@Trexamon
@Trexamon 7 жыл бұрын
ME TO
@notakeysmash1143
@notakeysmash1143 7 жыл бұрын
Yea Auzzie Auzzie Auzzie Oi Oi Oi!
@chasepainter2514
@chasepainter2514 7 жыл бұрын
That's cool that we both live all on the other side of the world
@shadowdragon8001
@shadowdragon8001 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah Australia man
@Nasuto1702
@Nasuto1702 7 жыл бұрын
cats or Dogs? easy question. BADGERS!!!!
@Dima-778
@Dima-778 7 жыл бұрын
The Condor120 Idk
@li_ka2
@li_ka2 7 жыл бұрын
No. The real choise is obvious. MAGICAL FLYING UNICORNS! Or ants, I can't choose
@_LuxBloom_
@_LuxBloom_ 7 жыл бұрын
OMG best comment EVER!!
@XRamos-hv2gp
@XRamos-hv2gp 7 жыл бұрын
no turtles
@owynpeschke3797
@owynpeschke3797 7 жыл бұрын
The Condor120 ( skins bager and feeds it to dogv) sorry you were saying
@lilwigi4977
@lilwigi4977 5 жыл бұрын
My new favorite youtuber
@itsvenny9480
@itsvenny9480 7 жыл бұрын
"Hair on my ass" Little bit to much information Sean.
@taylorecole6851
@taylorecole6851 7 жыл бұрын
true
@mitchleyguerrier4587
@mitchleyguerrier4587 7 жыл бұрын
Not enough information in my opinion
@m0th243
@m0th243 7 жыл бұрын
Yip
@annefrancis5280
@annefrancis5280 7 жыл бұрын
TheSavior Marc_Dustin LOL I cracked up on that
@TheAzure_Guardian
@TheAzure_Guardian 7 жыл бұрын
Mitchley Guerrier wtf
@rocks5713
@rocks5713 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye: Cats or Dogs? Me: Or!
@karimsoliman8546
@karimsoliman8546 7 жыл бұрын
na mh tf?
@spaceman7019
@spaceman7019 7 жыл бұрын
bnvv bnb or
@IAmSarah
@IAmSarah 7 жыл бұрын
Haha lol
@keypad1259
@keypad1259 7 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha I thought it said 1 tablespoon internet connection and I got so confused
@basket_case
@basket_case 7 жыл бұрын
Keypad same 😂😂
@nicholasmarion1312
@nicholasmarion1312 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@sneakypotato3831
@sneakypotato3831 5 жыл бұрын
"My Arse Is Hairy!" - Jacksepticeye 2019
@Saberfox17
@Saberfox17 7 жыл бұрын
That internet speed isn't quite as fast as it seems. It's 1 TerraBIT per second not one TerraBYTE (Tbps not TBps). Since a byte is 8 bits, the actual speed would come out to ~125 Gigabytes per second and not 1000. Still absurdly fast, but not nearly as fast as Jack was thinking it was. Either way, I would still choose that over the flying car. :P
@byron5306
@byron5306 7 жыл бұрын
So one tbps is 125000 times faster than my Australian internet speed And Australia gave the world wi fi and we are compensated with 1mbps internet speed On a good day it is 2 When i am the only one on in my neighbourhood i get 7
@byron5306
@byron5306 7 жыл бұрын
Breaker Gamer my rant Or there smarts
@theinsideofxbox4152
@theinsideofxbox4152 7 жыл бұрын
exactly
@mikaelnilsson6615
@mikaelnilsson6615 7 жыл бұрын
would be unnecessary when no one can match your up or download would rather go for the car. probably just to sell it
@Kyoko1
@Kyoko1 7 жыл бұрын
Dragonstrike 3579 I fucking feel ya bro. Living here is pretty neat, but the internet is fucking garbage shit.
@Cormac_YT
@Cormac_YT 7 жыл бұрын
*INTERNET EVERYWHERE AND ALWAYS*
@evelynnvernaz
@evelynnvernaz 7 жыл бұрын
"break your hands on a bike, 70%" HAVEN'T YOU ALL WATCHED DOCTOR STRANGE????
@glitchy_boi1461
@glitchy_boi1461 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah... but reality and fiction They separate us from our dreams and fantasy, it causes me friction I don't wanna ask "Is this the real life; is this just fantasy"... I already went on a collision on that We all have a dream... but with a plan thats a goal Without a plan for a goal, it is simply just a dream
@FirstnameLastname-cr1kv
@FirstnameLastname-cr1kv 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah you get magic powers
@evelynnvernaz
@evelynnvernaz 7 жыл бұрын
that is not what i meant, he went through a difficult recovery for a long time, most of the people don't value how much we use our hands
@TheBearGamerReal
@TheBearGamerReal 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought of.
@thrill-ertime1793
@thrill-ertime1793 7 жыл бұрын
I would say teeth
@katelyn.e8935
@katelyn.e8935 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who read tbps as table spoons?? 😂
@IcheeCOTC
@IcheeCOTC 5 жыл бұрын
No you are not the only one
@josepuga41
@josepuga41 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, gotta grind that Culinary life.
@karenleard1155
@karenleard1155 5 жыл бұрын
I did too
@bb-vn9kq
@bb-vn9kq 7 жыл бұрын
" *TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!* "
@Cryptid_cowboy
@Cryptid_cowboy 7 жыл бұрын
I COULD CLIPPITY CLOPPITY TO THE BARBERSHOP WITH THAT ONE.
@nauri8138
@nauri8138 7 жыл бұрын
"What if I'm marrying some 80 year old who's a pervert?" Jack has the best sense of humor! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@twisted4490
@twisted4490 6 жыл бұрын
“‘Australia has boiling hot weather all the time.” Haha good one
@DaveyDa
@DaveyDa 7 жыл бұрын
Would you rather have all merch from JSE or meet JSE once? :D
@bigbeats3166
@bigbeats3166 7 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames meeet jack
@lastheavens
@lastheavens 7 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames meet him so that I could meet him and then still be able to buy his merch.
@TunerFall121
@TunerFall121 7 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames or
@vengefulkrs9576
@vengefulkrs9576 7 жыл бұрын
Meet JSE once
@ingeborghjertaker1963
@ingeborghjertaker1963 7 жыл бұрын
Cats!!!
@klebii
@klebii 7 жыл бұрын
Jack, Australia isn't that bad, as long as you spend 98% of that time inside, like me 😃
@Zombiedude-bk9dw
@Zombiedude-bk9dw 7 жыл бұрын
Did he say dragons? 1:20
@fernandogamerboi3181
@fernandogamerboi3181 7 жыл бұрын
flameing gaming34512 yes he did say dragon
@Kit-ee7or
@Kit-ee7or 7 жыл бұрын
flameing gaming34512 Bearded dragons are common in Australia
@pikadash634
@pikadash634 7 жыл бұрын
Omg he did XD I want to go to Africa to see dragons xD
@traceysnails
@traceysnails 7 жыл бұрын
Pikadash63 Australia
@omegawolf6124
@omegawolf6124 7 жыл бұрын
Yea we in Australia have dragons everywhere my house is being attacked as we speak xD
@Hotwheels660
@Hotwheels660 4 жыл бұрын
Dogs as dogs are mans best friend
@groundcretin
@groundcretin 7 жыл бұрын
GO TEAM BOTH
@cartsnap185
@cartsnap185 7 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@mascarenhasze3210
@mascarenhasze3210 7 жыл бұрын
Its na alternative question
@nickclark1815
@nickclark1815 7 жыл бұрын
I prefer cats because they're less in your face and less work, but still very cuddly, I also love dogs though, they're always happy.
@GameGabe
@GameGabe 7 жыл бұрын
*i wanna go to cliffs of dover and yodell with jack*
@guerney2000
@guerney2000 3 жыл бұрын
Seán, the first man on the Moon. The history would be quite different. "Columbia this is Houston, can you hear us?" "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES IN HOUSTON" and don't forget first words on the Moon. "I got here... LIKE A BOSS!!!"
@Sefraca
@Sefraca 7 жыл бұрын
land on the moon because normal people could never ever do that.
@bz5643
@bz5643 7 жыл бұрын
Normal people can't climb mount Everest too
@sandeezerr
@sandeezerr 7 жыл бұрын
But it is would you rather so it means you would be able to do that
@bz5643
@bz5643 7 жыл бұрын
I know, personally I'd rather go to the moon, but I was just saying that normal people can't climb up mount Everest too.
@jaggernutox
@jaggernutox 7 жыл бұрын
cuz everest is a brisk walk up a slightly steep slope
@casadormexico1564
@casadormexico1564 7 жыл бұрын
Sefraca what did Neil armstrong do
@bossashark6015
@bossashark6015 7 жыл бұрын
dragons
@blackleopard555
@blackleopard555 7 жыл бұрын
A walking/flying flamethrower...YOU'RE MY PARTNER FOR THE APOCALYPSE!!!!! :D
@JoeBiz
@JoeBiz 7 жыл бұрын
That WiFi could allow you to upload 12 times a day, and then you could buy a car from all the ad revenue.
@sheltonbest9197
@sheltonbest9197 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz or you could use this to faster download games or stuff like that
@spice1546
@spice1546 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz Unless it gets demonitized :)
@theauofsans2900
@theauofsans2900 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz omg bro that lit
@lucasg6703
@lucasg6703 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz he wouldn't be able to edit 12 videos a day. either that or they would be very low quality. internet is the least of his worries time-wise for uploads
@gothgirlgaming9050
@gothgirlgaming9050 2 жыл бұрын
My dumb ass would get the flying car and forget to charge it before going on a trip the fall out of the sky talking bout "I know my car"
@reivercaptain510
@reivercaptain510 7 жыл бұрын
Jack isn't allowed to drive a car, let alone fly one.
@teknonick3374
@teknonick3374 7 жыл бұрын
Is that because he drives on the wrong side of the road, not the right one?
@caitlynboylan7161
@caitlynboylan7161 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have a feeling that wouldn't be a good idea.
@santiagoperez5431
@santiagoperez5431 7 жыл бұрын
Jo T wait, he isn't allowed to drive?
@reivercaptain510
@reivercaptain510 7 жыл бұрын
No permit. Doesn't have time to get one, and no real reason to have one. Said so himself a few times.
@kylie4568
@kylie4568 7 жыл бұрын
Doggo's for the win!
@kylie4568
@kylie4568 7 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't beg for subs on another KZbinr's channel. It's sad and disrespectful.
@cdamobile4197
@cdamobile4197 7 жыл бұрын
Hupsemeflups DOGGOSSSSSS
@The_Almighty_Meepers
@The_Almighty_Meepers 7 жыл бұрын
'Cats or Dogs?' I like Unicorns...
@jmlfc10
@jmlfc10 2 жыл бұрын
Flying cars would be probably be illegal in a public airspace so it would be pointless
@myunicake418
@myunicake418 7 жыл бұрын
1:05 Jack literally says what every Australian thinks... please become us so we can be moved to a cooler location!!! 😂 👏🏻
@CruiserDynasty
@CruiserDynasty 7 жыл бұрын
Lol cooler then australia funny
@thekingofgeckoes8364
@thekingofgeckoes8364 7 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@jamiedouglas7130
@jamiedouglas7130 7 жыл бұрын
DOGS MY DUDE
@NeoMatrix5
@NeoMatrix5 7 жыл бұрын
Someone should tell the Developers of this game to make one specifically for Jack, called: Would you Badger?
@arattactician5697
@arattactician5697 7 жыл бұрын
NeoMatrix You know the developer of this website does not make the questions. The community submits the question. But to make a completely new website JUST for a few episodes, nah.
@emancules
@emancules 7 жыл бұрын
s1601019 shut up
@emancules
@emancules 7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@joostloftus1285
@joostloftus1285 7 жыл бұрын
NeoMatrix boom 40 likes
@elchupacabra1677
@elchupacabra1677 7 жыл бұрын
"My ass is hairy"-jacksepticeye 2017 4:55
@jhonzetzet347
@jhonzetzet347 7 жыл бұрын
Flying car already exists ,Internet that strong, Nope.
@sneakysnake7695
@sneakysnake7695 7 жыл бұрын
Jhonzet Zet they did exist , they did fly, nobody had the balls or experience to fly one so you can say they never took off
@skyawsome7794
@skyawsome7794 7 жыл бұрын
With internet speed that fast you could download a CAR That guy or girl is smart
@ariannauriejosephdunway5970
@ariannauriejosephdunway5970 7 жыл бұрын
Sky Awsome guy* and it could be a girl don't assume genders and before you say it's name was shawn their could be a girl named shawn or that could be a nickname
@skyawsome7794
@skyawsome7794 7 жыл бұрын
I fixed I didn't mean to offend anyone I'm sorry
@turner3088
@turner3088 7 жыл бұрын
I love the old hair , it suits you Jack 👨
@jakejohnson6954
@jakejohnson6954 4 жыл бұрын
Also 50% of my body burned. Get me coin, make sure its half my body, and im two-face
@tactechchannel7960
@tactechchannel7960 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna transform into Jacks mic... yeah... that’d probably result in instant death... ya know taking on the full unfiltered voice of the legendary Jackspediceye
@prowrestlingclips6769
@prowrestlingclips6769 6 жыл бұрын
TacTech Channel also u know not having a hear or any vital organs
@RstyDsty
@RstyDsty 7 жыл бұрын
Damn jack drawing skills on point👌👌
@caoimhe1
@caoimhe1 7 жыл бұрын
movie critor if you were talking about the white board, it might have been his girlfriend, Signe (Wiishu)
@Anny-me9ny
@Anny-me9ny 7 жыл бұрын
Was definitely Signe 😂
@Ica_Goose
@Ica_Goose 7 жыл бұрын
I thought the last question meant 1 tablespoon of Internet Connection. 😂
@dylanbradfordgreenlee331
@dylanbradfordgreenlee331 7 жыл бұрын
Sadly I Did to....
@haydenberanek2947
@haydenberanek2947 7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Danae So did I.
@ali___03
@ali___03 7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Danae omg me too
@krishnac4910
@krishnac4910 5 жыл бұрын
16:42 I would get the car, fly to NASA’s headquarters and use their 91gbps internet.
@ElijahD-si9vm
@ElijahD-si9vm 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a myth, they have a 91gbps internet. A quick google search would disprove that myth. (Oh, and 91gbps is pushing it to the absolute maximum, they only achieved that by seeing how how they could possible go with their internet speed.)
@em__jane96
@em__jane96 7 жыл бұрын
best thing to do at 1am? watch jacksepticeye videos of course 😃😃😁😁
@jackscanlan9619
@jackscanlan9619 7 жыл бұрын
Emma that would mean you are from WA am I right
@em__jane96
@em__jane96 7 жыл бұрын
SCANO Studios yes you are right ☺
@PradeepKari
@PradeepKari 7 жыл бұрын
Emma I think that it's best at 12:57 AM. Sorry, but you are wrong!
@charlesbradshaw7448
@charlesbradshaw7448 7 жыл бұрын
Emma it is lunch time dumbass
@em__jane96
@em__jane96 7 жыл бұрын
Charles Bradshaw it's not Lunch time where i live, so name calling itsn't needed.
@supanovalily
@supanovalily 7 жыл бұрын
*DRAGONS SEAN DRAGONS*
@zurpple721
@zurpple721 7 жыл бұрын
Pastel Unicorn DEMONS JIM DEMONS
@biggy2556
@biggy2556 7 жыл бұрын
that moment when you get a nice delicious slice of cake but then realise you cant eat it because you have a sore in your mouth T_T
@gothempress
@gothempress 7 жыл бұрын
The cake is a lie.
@sabbathb6548
@sabbathb6548 7 жыл бұрын
Biggy Screw it, it's cake.
@kylejohnson7118
@kylejohnson7118 7 жыл бұрын
Dog
@jupi_gail517
@jupi_gail517 7 жыл бұрын
What type of cake is it?
@alexandergiraldo1972
@alexandergiraldo1972 7 жыл бұрын
Biggy asap
@BatSlayer2448
@BatSlayer2448 3 жыл бұрын
For the first one, being able to transform into anyone or anything would actually be better than teleporting, because you could just turn into a plane, jet or animal and go anywhere that way.
@little_Inkling
@little_Inkling 7 жыл бұрын
Would You Rather Have: 1Tbps Internet Conection or 100% Rick & Morty Knowledge
@elijahsmith1374
@elijahsmith1374 7 жыл бұрын
The top one
@revenge2252
@revenge2252 7 жыл бұрын
100% Rick and Morty knowledge. Then I would be able to get 1Tbs Internet Connection
@Radin-iy4gt
@Radin-iy4gt 7 жыл бұрын
Rick and morty knowledge then i would create that speed
@PhantomDR
@PhantomDR 7 жыл бұрын
are you talking about just knowledge of the show or intellegence they have?
@alecmnatzakanian5246
@alecmnatzakanian5246 7 жыл бұрын
I read it as 1 tablespoon internet connection
@SirCabooseCCCP
@SirCabooseCCCP 6 жыл бұрын
Alec M lol
@cakeblood9138
@cakeblood9138 7 жыл бұрын
I swear he has his board for every vid
@Oliver-wf2zr
@Oliver-wf2zr 7 жыл бұрын
Cakecloud021 just because you subbed to him dose not mean he has to sub back
@souldanny.
@souldanny. 7 жыл бұрын
Aide Turner What are you talking about?
@waterboy2233
@waterboy2233 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think so
@cakeblood9138
@cakeblood9138 7 жыл бұрын
I did though
@matthewdavids632
@matthewdavids632 7 жыл бұрын
Cakecloud021 it’s to keep organized we don’t know what he uses it for when he’s not making videos
@kreigler7213
@kreigler7213 5 жыл бұрын
mythbusters proved that elephants are actually scared of mice
@TheOriginalAspie
@TheOriginalAspie 7 жыл бұрын
3:30 solution: never go skateboarding
@lishishur293
@lishishur293 7 жыл бұрын
Bartosz Tomasik That isn't an option, it's not that complex, just 2 choices, black and white
@browniebearyt151
@browniebearyt151 7 жыл бұрын
3:01 He should choose to *Jack* up his hands
@Johnifer
@Johnifer 7 жыл бұрын
HA!
@smurfez9831
@smurfez9831 7 жыл бұрын
I prefer doggos but kitties are cute too
@youtubecraze6730
@youtubecraze6730 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Nasium sameeee
@0primalgoat0
@0primalgoat0 3 жыл бұрын
in Australia it gets kinda cold during august and winter i know that because im an aussie
@ConnorSmith2023
@ConnorSmith2023 7 жыл бұрын
Jack they have a new update on resident evil 7 they now have one called not a hero and on called the end of Zoe or something like that btw can people like this so jack can see this
@Princeofdarkness-th2cs
@Princeofdarkness-th2cs 7 жыл бұрын
jack if you break your hands they just go numb speaking frome expereince 8*(
@hartiiw
@hartiiw 7 жыл бұрын
I can't decide! Cat Dog Cat Dog Cag?
@leonk6043
@leonk6043 7 жыл бұрын
Hart catdog
@legobuilder1017
@legobuilder1017 7 жыл бұрын
dog
@elivoshell8873
@elivoshell8873 7 жыл бұрын
Dot
@loganhendon688
@loganhendon688 7 жыл бұрын
Cat
@lilfungus4651
@lilfungus4651 7 жыл бұрын
Hart how about a cod
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