Have 50% of your body burned or have 100% of your body tattooed. I’d have my body tattooed my skin colour.
@alexwalsh29727 жыл бұрын
FrazerPlayz that's good
@theinsideofxbox41527 жыл бұрын
exactly
@S81NT7 жыл бұрын
FrazerPlayz the pain imagine tattooing ur knee pit
@leoscribbles73467 жыл бұрын
I would have gone with the burning. It's fast and you get a cool/weird scare. You can make up a story about how you saved someone.
@S81NT7 жыл бұрын
Jewels Is Awesome I do t know if u have seen a big burn scare but that shit is ugly af
@leowurgaftmusic89577 жыл бұрын
Jack quote of the day: “There are types of people in this world: people who choose internet over all else, and people who are wrong.”
@vilgotfriberg64405 жыл бұрын
leo wurgaft dude is your picture a Ilvermorny house?
@corpsebyevening3 жыл бұрын
I mean, hes not wrong..
@ajbatey17557 жыл бұрын
"There's 2 types of people in this world. People who take internet over all else, and people who are wrong." -Jacksepticeye 2017
@richardherkert74367 жыл бұрын
lol @2:50 I actually broke my hand in a skateboarding acident as well as chipped my front teeth falling from a bike. Guess im doing it wrong...
@richardherkert74367 жыл бұрын
Also I actually have steel in my hand, It does not make it stronger :D
@CyBruh7 жыл бұрын
Richard Herkert you did the opposite
@ChristineFury9055 жыл бұрын
(1:41) ummmm jack... Your not considering that you can become ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Meaning that you can become a tank and just destroy stuff for no reason, or become a plane and do barrel rolls. Or become a toaster.
@shakypier845 жыл бұрын
Dylan Mitchell who would want to be a plane when you could be a military-grade toaster?
@ChristineFury9055 жыл бұрын
No. A plane... That has military grade toasters for cannons that screams toast when it fires. And also goes "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH" when it flies
@ylai7645 жыл бұрын
but car can't drive himself
@ChristineFury9055 жыл бұрын
What
@zama18615 жыл бұрын
If you can teleport anywhere in the world then you can escape prison or death
@ricochet97197 жыл бұрын
I read tbps as tablespoons and I was like _what_
@nightwolfbiker75977 жыл бұрын
Ricochet yeah I imagine anyone who cooks would think that 😂
@kerchoobun31807 жыл бұрын
Ricochet saaaaame
@xmanpackersfan457 жыл бұрын
I did to I’m like “have a tablespoon of internet connection wtf does that mean?”
@MrZodiac0117 жыл бұрын
I'd love 1 tablespoon internet connection speed
@420Xing7 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@FrazzledFerns7 жыл бұрын
18:05 you’re forgetting about the secret 3rd kind of person: the kind who read the option as “Have 1 Tablespoon of Internet Connection”
@mrrithexthesilent63857 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, a tablespoon of data is a huge amount of data on itself, maybe even more than a TB.
@napsdotping7 жыл бұрын
Artzy Animations I actually thought it said table spoon.
@castasticthecool83137 жыл бұрын
Me
@timbuktuesday7 жыл бұрын
My sister just thought that
@matthewspeechley11317 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful of those damn Australian Dragons
@elchipo57537 жыл бұрын
The Emerald Geko 31 I know right, I run into them every day
@potatoperson2067 жыл бұрын
They're so annoying, I've had to kill atleast 500 in the past few days
@stormbound7 жыл бұрын
ever heard of the komodo dragon?
@elchipo57537 жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows what a komodo dragon is
@e68897 жыл бұрын
don't worry the only dragons here in Australia are the teachers...
@DiceReader6 жыл бұрын
How to fly a car: a one step guide Step one: drive off a cliff
@mrkarlob77565 жыл бұрын
Ok im gona try it next time
@ChristineFury9055 жыл бұрын
Is this what the soviet union is doing now? Wait... So theyre making literal air-busses. ............... Ba dum tssshhhhh... Haha funny. Not sorry
@bf081915 жыл бұрын
You'll fly for the rest of your life! That's awsome!
@rusty97055 жыл бұрын
No that’s falling... In STYLE
@bf081915 жыл бұрын
@@rusty9705 finally. A reference that I understand lol
@freehugsanimation21837 жыл бұрын
I love how Sean takes everything so seriously, like he takes time out of his life just to think about a question on the computer 😂😂
@goku_superhero70027 жыл бұрын
Free Hugs Animation haha true I love it
@babypoof7 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂he takes like 5 mins justifying his choice😂😂
@kendracollins2907 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm that is very rare is he ok or is he just knowing he must take it seriously
@ChriLsiao7 жыл бұрын
Free Hugs Animation Do u know Any good anime xD
@freehugsanimation21837 жыл бұрын
ChristForDays actually I don't watch any anime, except death note 😂 I just like how the characters are designed 😂
@spykidcgaming79487 жыл бұрын
4:34 It didn't say have a huge amount of hair or visible hair cause, most people have hair all over anyway
@natashahowarth89327 жыл бұрын
Spykidc Gaming except palms on your hands
@dashinypunnymarsking6 жыл бұрын
hat's excatly what i said!
@theresabergner66055 жыл бұрын
🖐🏻🇵🇷🍿🎂🍨🥤🍩
@busheadmcmeme76727 жыл бұрын
Add polls in the top right of the screen, so we can vote for the questions too.
@Benjamin-S7 жыл бұрын
bushead mcmeme great Idea!
@beemezz42957 жыл бұрын
Good idea! I didn’t know you could do that
@whotheo48786 жыл бұрын
Maybe be for a couple but not all of them lol
@killimk94895 жыл бұрын
Jack: in Australia u find scorpions snakes and dragons Me : excuse me dragons are awesome
@dozgaming87785 жыл бұрын
Killim K do you mean Komodo dragons?
@killimk94895 жыл бұрын
@@dozgaming8778 no real dragons thats what Jack meant
@dozgaming87785 жыл бұрын
No I mean in Australia
@theresabergner66055 жыл бұрын
Hi 🏈😈 56🍳🍞
@Mohamad-m7md5 жыл бұрын
Killim K They’re awesome except when they kill
@Fangirltothefullest7 жыл бұрын
My dad worked with elephants, they aren't scared of mice specifically, they're scared of small creatures getting near their trunks because they're sensitive! You wouldn't like small creatures by your nostrils either I'd imagine! XD
@dakotatrue127 жыл бұрын
aphcanako oh makes sense now
@CalvinKool-Aid6 жыл бұрын
aphcanako okay then
@Kevinskcirdneh6 жыл бұрын
That does make so much sense, I know we all can't stand when you get a gnat or 10 in your nose LOL
@whotheo48786 жыл бұрын
Kevinskcirdneh I thought you were going to say “ On the nose” but.... in.... ewwwwwwwwhhhhh
@Madmonkey2907 жыл бұрын
it just dawned on me, if you had a flying car, would you have to have a driver's license or a pilot's license, or both?
@jellyshelbyjelly63187 жыл бұрын
Madmonkey both I’d hope.
@afonsoromeiro62177 жыл бұрын
Maybe a flying driver license...
@elzar59877 жыл бұрын
So only people with 20/20 vision can own a flying car. Life just sometimes is not fair.
@goh-chez7 жыл бұрын
A flying car licence
@lovelysophxox25 күн бұрын
_yes_
@rokcris73137 жыл бұрын
"When i was ten i was thinking of when was i going to become spider-man" Jack i can surely tell you that you're not the only one.
@Het2177 жыл бұрын
Lata de Spam bien Rica y Fresca 10 years ago i was crying
@jcflowers2445 жыл бұрын
Sean: "guys comes in with a flame thrower" Guy: *cocks flame thrower like a 12 gauge*
@killercrocodile13775 жыл бұрын
Jc Flowers haha
@nezzygow92747 жыл бұрын
2:24 Jack made a pretty nice flamethrower impression... sounded kinda real... XD
@seanmichael28387 жыл бұрын
(Spit goes everywhere)
@Kokinaldo_7 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany yeah
@Kokinaldo_7 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany aha
@hales123457 жыл бұрын
Irene Hamdany I got scared 😂
@dannypierce93867 жыл бұрын
if your body was covered in hair, you could be Chewbaca for Halloween
@crimsonfeathers82257 жыл бұрын
Or just for life
@allthingswildlifeyt12187 жыл бұрын
You could be sassy the sasquatch.
@ohyeahgamer37367 жыл бұрын
Datcinnamon bun so you just go around naked. Eww
@wackydude21377 жыл бұрын
Datcinnamon bun yeah only in halloween what about in rusev day and by the way HAPPY RUSEV DAY!!!
@acreativename91867 жыл бұрын
I could tell he was trying to avoid the phrase 'Space Is Cool'
@Anden-uh5wg7 жыл бұрын
"You didn't say how painful it would last" Jacksepticeye 2017
@tori_tatertots4187 жыл бұрын
Felix would be hiding outside in a trash can stealing your WIFI connection
@anayamcvey57197 жыл бұрын
Chair Only399 this needs more attention
@robkomede22717 жыл бұрын
1:47 that moment when you realize that you watch Jack so long you know what he is gonna say...
@gamerzombiexd70437 жыл бұрын
Robko Mede no you did not. You can't read minds.
@rennypenny17297 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@evilboobookin89707 жыл бұрын
2:03 There is a man who went with the 100% tattooed thing... It's a tad horrifying. He tattooed every part of his body. Every. Single. Part.
@sachyaxii60997 жыл бұрын
Evil Boobookin Oh god. NOT THE DICK also your name reminded me of the boobahs.
@taddypatty79237 жыл бұрын
lol yeah why would he choose that.
@drantigon7 жыл бұрын
Every part... even inside...
@jameson12397 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@theguccigamer78967 жыл бұрын
Evil Boobookin yeah he's AWESOME!
@nylamoore62926 жыл бұрын
11:23 holds the most Ironic sentence I've ever heard.
@sunraycosplay47337 жыл бұрын
jack: cats or dogs your gonna have to let me know which one you prefer. me: both you shouldn't have to choose
@jdoggaming68257 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay you are one son of a liar dogs are the only chose
@angelqueen47427 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay true
@Tenmmo7 жыл бұрын
sunray cosplay À
@sunraycosplay47337 жыл бұрын
+Jdog gaming every one has different beliefs :)
@germainiv7 жыл бұрын
"You didn't say the waffle iron was on" Wow.... Just wow.
@VictorythroughUnity597 жыл бұрын
(years ago) Myth Busters Confirmed the myth that "Elephants are indeed scared of Mice!" It was a shock to everyone, to the audience and our hosts lol
@Tellysayhi7 жыл бұрын
Symon Choveaux but later, a 9 year old confronted rhem saying rhey should have used a brown, wild mouse instead of a white lab mouse. The elephant may have been startled by thw mouses color, instead of the fact that it was a mouse
@VictorythroughUnity597 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, an interesting suggestion... It's a crying shame that we cannot ask them to try now :'-( RIP Mythbusters)
@Zeratul7956 жыл бұрын
9:20 there’s a dude who learned how to “see” using echo location, so there’s that Edit: after all the the comments I decided to look into it again after a few years. The man I was thinking of was Daniel Kish, a blind man who used sound waves to construct images in his mind so he was able to “see” his surroundings. "It's basically a representation of what's taking up space in the environment based on location, dimension and depth of structure," meaning the solidness of objects, Kish said. "The image that you get," which is colorless and has no grayscale, "basically combines those characteristics." Just decided to clarify what I was talking about specifically. Also I meant to add quotations around see originally.
@GraniteGolem5 жыл бұрын
Hyper Nova As stupid as this reply is, let me run you through it. If developed, there have been multiple people who have learned how to emit high pitched noises like a bats. They can judge when the sound waves emitted hit an object, which means that when done constantly, a mental picture can be formed and even gauge distance, speed and size. This 'seeing' allows them to ride bikes, play sports and lead an active life. Hope you've learned something, kid
@dickydopy46384 жыл бұрын
Im gonna send you eggs
@GraniteGolem4 жыл бұрын
༺ AntiKen6662 ༻ thx baby 😘
@squag07114 жыл бұрын
Toph beifong She uses the vibrations in the ground to see everything ( shes from avatar )
@comanderlucky43327 жыл бұрын
Cats or dogs? Why not *DRAGONS*
@Sharkz1177 жыл бұрын
What is it?! Dragons?!
@rylanh11207 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky ok
@skelutated36407 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky ikr some people are so dragonist just because of we used to be enemies
@Haggis0047 жыл бұрын
Comander Lucky or unicorns
@xeras61017 жыл бұрын
You see. This... THIS is the kind of thinking the mankind needs.
@rogelioarroyo45487 жыл бұрын
This video was named "Climb Mount Everest or Land on the moon?" Originally
@jaymonet73777 жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well
@helicorn79027 жыл бұрын
Why did he change it?
@potatoking21617 жыл бұрын
Helicorn probably because the moon had an incident with public indecency
@CatBetaBellanri12187 жыл бұрын
Getting over it memes
@BamBam-qh7oy7 жыл бұрын
YEAH, I KNOW
@alexqose37827 жыл бұрын
Dogs. Jack if you we're bald you could be Saitama from One Punch Man
@m0th2437 жыл бұрын
Alex Qose or the last Air bender
@bryanwesthoff70617 жыл бұрын
Alex Qose doesn't Saitama have eyebrows though?
@alexqose37827 жыл бұрын
Bryan Westhoff , no he does not
@littlekittengaming39185 жыл бұрын
“scorpions and spiders and dragons” yeah, the sun is our dragon
@Teadogg_4203 жыл бұрын
I saw a dragon flying around the other day it was pretty mediocre, we only get the rainbow fire breather around where I live
@patrickwilson67673 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate our sun is a hot bastard
@yshwizbziwbxisbwjsjsbz7 жыл бұрын
Of course, there are dragons in Australia
@AraArachne7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, The good ol Australian dragons
@jonathonray76537 жыл бұрын
Team T. J. Damn streight
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS7 жыл бұрын
Team T. J. Yep the Australian water dragon
@Tellysayhi7 жыл бұрын
The australian snake dragon is among one of the most dangerous in the world.
@aldshin7 жыл бұрын
some call lizards dragons, or you go Brave wilderness and consider turtles etc dragons
@TAE_32237 жыл бұрын
Bane: I was born in the dark batman Joker : you want to no how I got these scars.. my father
@Misshowzat7 жыл бұрын
Tylin Ellis I was gonna say; "From Batman?" "From Batman!"
@lilpingu10667 жыл бұрын
... *know (sorry)
@Jamesi037 жыл бұрын
Batman: I'm Batman.
@datguy6967 жыл бұрын
Jack's like a teacher with that whiteboard now :P
@steindavidlaksaa27206 жыл бұрын
WE ALREADY HAVE TINY HAIR COVERING THE BODY SO I CHOOSE HAIRY BODY 5:24
@linajager86977 жыл бұрын
internet anywhere and always
@vvvvv90407 жыл бұрын
Mine Core Bro just stop
@jake.p.o.f57627 жыл бұрын
Mine Core begging for subs really isn't the way to go man
@potluckanimations76336 жыл бұрын
Im a total trash memal NIGHT IN THE WOOOOODS
@zpacemag7 жыл бұрын
Old title: LAND ON MOON or CLIMB EVEREST? New title: BANE Vs. THE JOKER
@vilpmax7 жыл бұрын
but why? why did he change the title?
@nathanwells50287 жыл бұрын
Zpace Mag yeah I know I don't know why he changed it
@cgalbasin7 жыл бұрын
Zatch Bell no jack loves his fans he doesent do it for views he loves the community
@connorpinson83847 жыл бұрын
well even if I love Jack, I'm more likely to click onto "Bane Vs Joker" Rather than "Mount Everest Vs The Moon"
@jackhorne71137 жыл бұрын
moon
@justanotherrandomcrit81157 жыл бұрын
“Clippidy clop to the barber shop” - Jacksepticeye 2017
@harrambou94685 жыл бұрын
0:20 basically Mystique or Nightcrawler but more buffed out lol 1:57 Two-Face or El Diablo 😆
@takumifugiwara76044 жыл бұрын
ahh i see ura man of culture as well
@anastasiaklyuch27467 жыл бұрын
"fun" fact: going to the Moon is infinitely safer than climbing Everest
@kos29197 жыл бұрын
Anastasia Klyuch This. Astronauts wear protective gear designed to deal with vacuum of space and zero gravity helped with carrying the weight. While climbing require lighter payload but 1g of gravity, limited oxygen tank and stamina.
@Xaos18517 жыл бұрын
Good someone agrees with me I was like Jack wtf
@renzo39397 жыл бұрын
this is not true but okay, it might be 99% safer but it´s still not even close to infinitely
@teushommes67517 жыл бұрын
Well it's not "infinitely" safer
@XxBlackRatzxX7 жыл бұрын
Anastasia Klyuch except if you have been up there too long and you come back down to earth your chances of becoming handicapped increase.
@austinscaife90917 жыл бұрын
Jack you probably won’t see this but I would just love to thank you for all you’ve done and making me laugh everyday and hello from Australia
@Crazydef7 жыл бұрын
me tooooo
@Trexamon7 жыл бұрын
ME TO
@notakeysmash11437 жыл бұрын
Yea Auzzie Auzzie Auzzie Oi Oi Oi!
@chasepainter25147 жыл бұрын
That's cool that we both live all on the other side of the world
@shadowdragon80017 жыл бұрын
Yeah Australia man
@Nasuto17027 жыл бұрын
cats or Dogs? easy question. BADGERS!!!!
@Dima-7787 жыл бұрын
The Condor120 Idk
@li_ka27 жыл бұрын
No. The real choise is obvious. MAGICAL FLYING UNICORNS! Or ants, I can't choose
@_LuxBloom_7 жыл бұрын
OMG best comment EVER!!
@XRamos-hv2gp7 жыл бұрын
no turtles
@owynpeschke37977 жыл бұрын
The Condor120 ( skins bager and feeds it to dogv) sorry you were saying
@lilwigi49775 жыл бұрын
My new favorite youtuber
@itsvenny94807 жыл бұрын
"Hair on my ass" Little bit to much information Sean.
@taylorecole68517 жыл бұрын
true
@mitchleyguerrier45877 жыл бұрын
Not enough information in my opinion
@m0th2437 жыл бұрын
Yip
@annefrancis52807 жыл бұрын
TheSavior Marc_Dustin LOL I cracked up on that
@TheAzure_Guardian7 жыл бұрын
Mitchley Guerrier wtf
@rocks57137 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye: Cats or Dogs? Me: Or!
@karimsoliman85467 жыл бұрын
na mh tf?
@spaceman70197 жыл бұрын
bnvv bnb or
@IAmSarah7 жыл бұрын
Haha lol
@keypad12597 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha I thought it said 1 tablespoon internet connection and I got so confused
@basket_case7 жыл бұрын
Keypad same 😂😂
@nicholasmarion13127 жыл бұрын
lol
@sneakypotato38315 жыл бұрын
"My Arse Is Hairy!" - Jacksepticeye 2019
@Saberfox177 жыл бұрын
That internet speed isn't quite as fast as it seems. It's 1 TerraBIT per second not one TerraBYTE (Tbps not TBps). Since a byte is 8 bits, the actual speed would come out to ~125 Gigabytes per second and not 1000. Still absurdly fast, but not nearly as fast as Jack was thinking it was. Either way, I would still choose that over the flying car. :P
@byron53067 жыл бұрын
So one tbps is 125000 times faster than my Australian internet speed And Australia gave the world wi fi and we are compensated with 1mbps internet speed On a good day it is 2 When i am the only one on in my neighbourhood i get 7
@byron53067 жыл бұрын
Breaker Gamer my rant Or there smarts
@theinsideofxbox41527 жыл бұрын
exactly
@mikaelnilsson66157 жыл бұрын
would be unnecessary when no one can match your up or download would rather go for the car. probably just to sell it
@Kyoko17 жыл бұрын
Dragonstrike 3579 I fucking feel ya bro. Living here is pretty neat, but the internet is fucking garbage shit.
@Cormac_YT7 жыл бұрын
*INTERNET EVERYWHERE AND ALWAYS*
@evelynnvernaz7 жыл бұрын
"break your hands on a bike, 70%" HAVEN'T YOU ALL WATCHED DOCTOR STRANGE????
@glitchy_boi14617 жыл бұрын
Yeah... but reality and fiction They separate us from our dreams and fantasy, it causes me friction I don't wanna ask "Is this the real life; is this just fantasy"... I already went on a collision on that We all have a dream... but with a plan thats a goal Without a plan for a goal, it is simply just a dream
@FirstnameLastname-cr1kv7 жыл бұрын
Yeah you get magic powers
@evelynnvernaz7 жыл бұрын
that is not what i meant, he went through a difficult recovery for a long time, most of the people don't value how much we use our hands
@TheBearGamerReal7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought of.
@thrill-ertime17937 жыл бұрын
I would say teeth
@katelyn.e89355 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who read tbps as table spoons?? 😂
@IcheeCOTC5 жыл бұрын
No you are not the only one
@josepuga415 жыл бұрын
Nope, gotta grind that Culinary life.
@karenleard11555 жыл бұрын
I did too
@bb-vn9kq7 жыл бұрын
" *TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!* "
@Cryptid_cowboy7 жыл бұрын
I COULD CLIPPITY CLOPPITY TO THE BARBERSHOP WITH THAT ONE.
@nauri81387 жыл бұрын
"What if I'm marrying some 80 year old who's a pervert?" Jack has the best sense of humor! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@twisted44906 жыл бұрын
“‘Australia has boiling hot weather all the time.” Haha good one
@DaveyDa7 жыл бұрын
Would you rather have all merch from JSE or meet JSE once? :D
@bigbeats31667 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames meeet jack
@lastheavens7 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames meet him so that I could meet him and then still be able to buy his merch.
@TunerFall1217 жыл бұрын
DaveyDaMetGames or
@vengefulkrs95767 жыл бұрын
Meet JSE once
@ingeborghjertaker19637 жыл бұрын
Cats!!!
@klebii7 жыл бұрын
Jack, Australia isn't that bad, as long as you spend 98% of that time inside, like me 😃
@Zombiedude-bk9dw7 жыл бұрын
Did he say dragons? 1:20
@fernandogamerboi31817 жыл бұрын
flameing gaming34512 yes he did say dragon
@Kit-ee7or7 жыл бұрын
flameing gaming34512 Bearded dragons are common in Australia
@pikadash6347 жыл бұрын
Omg he did XD I want to go to Africa to see dragons xD
@traceysnails7 жыл бұрын
Pikadash63 Australia
@omegawolf61247 жыл бұрын
Yea we in Australia have dragons everywhere my house is being attacked as we speak xD
@Hotwheels6604 жыл бұрын
Dogs as dogs are mans best friend
@groundcretin7 жыл бұрын
GO TEAM BOTH
@cartsnap1857 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@mascarenhasze32107 жыл бұрын
Its na alternative question
@nickclark18157 жыл бұрын
I prefer cats because they're less in your face and less work, but still very cuddly, I also love dogs though, they're always happy.
@GameGabe7 жыл бұрын
*i wanna go to cliffs of dover and yodell with jack*
@guerney20003 жыл бұрын
Seán, the first man on the Moon. The history would be quite different. "Columbia this is Houston, can you hear us?" "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES IN HOUSTON" and don't forget first words on the Moon. "I got here... LIKE A BOSS!!!"
@Sefraca7 жыл бұрын
land on the moon because normal people could never ever do that.
@bz56437 жыл бұрын
Normal people can't climb mount Everest too
@sandeezerr7 жыл бұрын
But it is would you rather so it means you would be able to do that
@bz56437 жыл бұрын
I know, personally I'd rather go to the moon, but I was just saying that normal people can't climb up mount Everest too.
@jaggernutox7 жыл бұрын
cuz everest is a brisk walk up a slightly steep slope
@casadormexico15647 жыл бұрын
Sefraca what did Neil armstrong do
@bossashark60157 жыл бұрын
dragons
@blackleopard5557 жыл бұрын
A walking/flying flamethrower...YOU'RE MY PARTNER FOR THE APOCALYPSE!!!!! :D
@JoeBiz7 жыл бұрын
That WiFi could allow you to upload 12 times a day, and then you could buy a car from all the ad revenue.
@sheltonbest91977 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz or you could use this to faster download games or stuff like that
@spice15467 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz Unless it gets demonitized :)
@theauofsans29007 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz omg bro that lit
@lucasg67037 жыл бұрын
Joe Biz he wouldn't be able to edit 12 videos a day. either that or they would be very low quality. internet is the least of his worries time-wise for uploads
@gothgirlgaming90502 жыл бұрын
My dumb ass would get the flying car and forget to charge it before going on a trip the fall out of the sky talking bout "I know my car"
@reivercaptain5107 жыл бұрын
Jack isn't allowed to drive a car, let alone fly one.
@teknonick33747 жыл бұрын
Is that because he drives on the wrong side of the road, not the right one?
@caitlynboylan71617 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have a feeling that wouldn't be a good idea.
@santiagoperez54317 жыл бұрын
Jo T wait, he isn't allowed to drive?
@reivercaptain5107 жыл бұрын
No permit. Doesn't have time to get one, and no real reason to have one. Said so himself a few times.
@kylie45687 жыл бұрын
Doggo's for the win!
@kylie45687 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't beg for subs on another KZbinr's channel. It's sad and disrespectful.
@cdamobile41977 жыл бұрын
Hupsemeflups DOGGOSSSSSS
@The_Almighty_Meepers7 жыл бұрын
'Cats or Dogs?' I like Unicorns...
@jmlfc102 жыл бұрын
Flying cars would be probably be illegal in a public airspace so it would be pointless
@myunicake4187 жыл бұрын
1:05 Jack literally says what every Australian thinks... please become us so we can be moved to a cooler location!!! 😂 👏🏻
@CruiserDynasty7 жыл бұрын
Lol cooler then australia funny
@thekingofgeckoes83647 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@jamiedouglas71307 жыл бұрын
DOGS MY DUDE
@NeoMatrix57 жыл бұрын
Someone should tell the Developers of this game to make one specifically for Jack, called: Would you Badger?
@arattactician56977 жыл бұрын
NeoMatrix You know the developer of this website does not make the questions. The community submits the question. But to make a completely new website JUST for a few episodes, nah.
@emancules7 жыл бұрын
s1601019 shut up
@emancules7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@joostloftus12857 жыл бұрын
NeoMatrix boom 40 likes
@elchupacabra16777 жыл бұрын
"My ass is hairy"-jacksepticeye 2017 4:55
@jhonzetzet3477 жыл бұрын
Flying car already exists ,Internet that strong, Nope.
@sneakysnake76957 жыл бұрын
Jhonzet Zet they did exist , they did fly, nobody had the balls or experience to fly one so you can say they never took off
@skyawsome77947 жыл бұрын
With internet speed that fast you could download a CAR That guy or girl is smart
@ariannauriejosephdunway59707 жыл бұрын
Sky Awsome guy* and it could be a girl don't assume genders and before you say it's name was shawn their could be a girl named shawn or that could be a nickname
@skyawsome77947 жыл бұрын
I fixed I didn't mean to offend anyone I'm sorry
@turner30887 жыл бұрын
I love the old hair , it suits you Jack 👨
@jakejohnson69544 жыл бұрын
Also 50% of my body burned. Get me coin, make sure its half my body, and im two-face
@tactechchannel79607 жыл бұрын
I wanna transform into Jacks mic... yeah... that’d probably result in instant death... ya know taking on the full unfiltered voice of the legendary Jackspediceye
@prowrestlingclips67696 жыл бұрын
TacTech Channel also u know not having a hear or any vital organs
@RstyDsty7 жыл бұрын
Damn jack drawing skills on point👌👌
@caoimhe17 жыл бұрын
movie critor if you were talking about the white board, it might have been his girlfriend, Signe (Wiishu)
@Anny-me9ny7 жыл бұрын
Was definitely Signe 😂
@Ica_Goose7 жыл бұрын
I thought the last question meant 1 tablespoon of Internet Connection. 😂
@dylanbradfordgreenlee3317 жыл бұрын
Sadly I Did to....
@haydenberanek29477 жыл бұрын
Jessica Danae So did I.
@ali___037 жыл бұрын
Jessica Danae omg me too
@krishnac49105 жыл бұрын
16:42 I would get the car, fly to NASA’s headquarters and use their 91gbps internet.
@ElijahD-si9vm4 жыл бұрын
That’s a myth, they have a 91gbps internet. A quick google search would disprove that myth. (Oh, and 91gbps is pushing it to the absolute maximum, they only achieved that by seeing how how they could possible go with their internet speed.)
@em__jane967 жыл бұрын
best thing to do at 1am? watch jacksepticeye videos of course 😃😃😁😁
@jackscanlan96197 жыл бұрын
Emma that would mean you are from WA am I right
@em__jane967 жыл бұрын
SCANO Studios yes you are right ☺
@PradeepKari7 жыл бұрын
Emma I think that it's best at 12:57 AM. Sorry, but you are wrong!
@charlesbradshaw74487 жыл бұрын
Emma it is lunch time dumbass
@em__jane967 жыл бұрын
Charles Bradshaw it's not Lunch time where i live, so name calling itsn't needed.
@supanovalily7 жыл бұрын
*DRAGONS SEAN DRAGONS*
@zurpple7217 жыл бұрын
Pastel Unicorn DEMONS JIM DEMONS
@biggy25567 жыл бұрын
that moment when you get a nice delicious slice of cake but then realise you cant eat it because you have a sore in your mouth T_T
@gothempress7 жыл бұрын
The cake is a lie.
@sabbathb65487 жыл бұрын
Biggy Screw it, it's cake.
@kylejohnson71187 жыл бұрын
Dog
@jupi_gail5177 жыл бұрын
What type of cake is it?
@alexandergiraldo19727 жыл бұрын
Biggy asap
@BatSlayer24483 жыл бұрын
For the first one, being able to transform into anyone or anything would actually be better than teleporting, because you could just turn into a plane, jet or animal and go anywhere that way.
@little_Inkling7 жыл бұрын
Would You Rather Have: 1Tbps Internet Conection or 100% Rick & Morty Knowledge
@elijahsmith13747 жыл бұрын
The top one
@revenge22527 жыл бұрын
100% Rick and Morty knowledge. Then I would be able to get 1Tbs Internet Connection
@Radin-iy4gt7 жыл бұрын
Rick and morty knowledge then i would create that speed
@PhantomDR7 жыл бұрын
are you talking about just knowledge of the show or intellegence they have?
@alecmnatzakanian52467 жыл бұрын
I read it as 1 tablespoon internet connection
@SirCabooseCCCP6 жыл бұрын
Alec M lol
@cakeblood91387 жыл бұрын
I swear he has his board for every vid
@Oliver-wf2zr7 жыл бұрын
Cakecloud021 just because you subbed to him dose not mean he has to sub back
@souldanny.7 жыл бұрын
Aide Turner What are you talking about?
@waterboy22337 жыл бұрын
I don't think so
@cakeblood91387 жыл бұрын
I did though
@matthewdavids6327 жыл бұрын
Cakecloud021 it’s to keep organized we don’t know what he uses it for when he’s not making videos
@kreigler72135 жыл бұрын
mythbusters proved that elephants are actually scared of mice
@TheOriginalAspie7 жыл бұрын
3:30 solution: never go skateboarding
@lishishur2937 жыл бұрын
Bartosz Tomasik That isn't an option, it's not that complex, just 2 choices, black and white
@browniebearyt1517 жыл бұрын
3:01 He should choose to *Jack* up his hands
@Johnifer7 жыл бұрын
HA!
@smurfez98317 жыл бұрын
I prefer doggos but kitties are cute too
@youtubecraze67307 жыл бұрын
Jim Nasium sameeee
@0primalgoat03 жыл бұрын
in Australia it gets kinda cold during august and winter i know that because im an aussie
@ConnorSmith20237 жыл бұрын
Jack they have a new update on resident evil 7 they now have one called not a hero and on called the end of Zoe or something like that btw can people like this so jack can see this
@Princeofdarkness-th2cs7 жыл бұрын
jack if you break your hands they just go numb speaking frome expereince 8*(