GOOGLE or APPLE? | Would You Rather #16

[@chembabe8264]

I love how he goes through each one with such logic. Absolutely beautiful

[@destroyercrush1052]

Yeah

[@TheKriegsman]

Well noone is gonna logic through anything these days

[@thedesmeister4409]

Would you rather... Own a toaster Or own a Jacksepticeye toaster that screamed "*TOAST*" whenever you used it, for the entire time you were using it?

[@megagamingrayquaza7137]

Jack toster

[@thereaper8812]

The second one.

[@ericramsey3646]

Jack toaster.

[@w0ckhardt52]

Easy

[@aaronaycock1226]

Jacksepticeye toaster that screams TOOOOOOAST

[@tiarakeewatin835]

I go to sleep with your videos on in the background and I woke up to this. I know it's weird but his videos make me feel less alone. Thank you Jack.

[@milkmel5450]

Justice Blaize2.0 I also do this

[@erbylopeziii6226]

I do this too!

[@themanfromutopia4743]

that's really fucking stupid

[@7-zip315]

wow you really need some friends

[@burtthestormtrooper0521]

Justice Blaize2.0 I do that too, and I understand don't mind them

[@shcucjsnsbshdhd7187]

"I would have the toe please." Jacksepticeye 2017

[@boganboys2641]

Didn't he choose the other one a couple of videos ago...

[@Wikloe]

@@boganboys2641 Yes he did. Episode 15 and 16 have quite a fair amount of repeated questions from past videos.

[@noahc344]

Beeg beeg Yoshi

[@n0b0dy145]

“Life is great when you don’t give a sh*t.” - Jacksepticeye 18:49

[@Spongesgetti]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

[@evilboobookin8970]

*If you had 5 minutes to live...* - Stupid dumb question *Be toast or toaster...* - Now that is a meaningful question in life that will never have an answer.

[@man-ham-city]

Evil Boobookin How my brain perceives life.

[@spooky_accordion7676]

Evil Boobookin The toaster...? I just realized this is in the video.

[@hrshag]

Evil Boobookin reminds me of pickle rick... Toast jackk

[@Strattus19]

No he didn't read the if you had five minutes to live. Just use your five minutes to whatever you want, or call your family.

[@Bucketlord666]

Logan Strattus id listen to metal one last time.

[@SuperMinecrafter200]

How to locate jack 1. Go to the U.K. 2. Walk around like an idiot with kinder eggs 3. Look for a glowing ball of green 4. See if the place with the green has an open window 5. Listen for screaming (generally easy) 6.put cake and cookies in the window, if they are gone in the next 2 seconds, you found jack 7.Profit

[@user-eu2mg8lw2t]

ThaKoolistKid X'D I bet that works

[@spectral2316]

ThaKoolistKid words of wisdom

[@jordonmair3353]

Audrey Popo I know. It's fine here in the UK tho. They don't mind me choking children....

[@mx.rain_yt]

*Y E S*

[@bluebucket506]

You do realise he is from Ireland not the U.K.

[@autumnlvc]

I think being able to watch your dreams would give you a deeper understanding of yourself that would otherwise take years-late hindsight for you to realize. Like, you could analyze every little detail and figure out what your subconscious is trying to tell you and discover stuff about yourself that maybe you didn't understand before. I don't know, I just think it would be really cool to make connections like "oh that happened that day, so I dreamed about this" or "maybe this means I'm not happy in my relationship," and they could probably be really helpful sometimes

[@camerondon3712]

That does make sense. For that reason, I would rather watch my dreams back than control them.

[@hello5344]

Let me ask ....why is he wearing headphones for this?

[@flourescentbuzzingnoise]

Maybe he's listening to music while recording this?..

[@mrwruble1842]

Maybe he just has cold ears

[@slate7669]

He is a true gamer That’s why

[@CRVNBrewer]

I guess because he wants to hear the recorded sound without playing it loud so it doesn´t get picked up by the mics

[@TnTCreeper5000]

Good question

[@svenbrinkhuis]

Fun fact: when people with Tourette's play an instrument or sing or anything like that, there twitching, spasms and cursing stop (not permenently of course, when they stop playing/singing it starts again). It's really true. I don't actually know why but it's true. Here in the Netherlands we have a whole TV show about it. It's called: Tourette on tour. It's about people with Tourette's forming a band and playing together. So that would be good for you Jack because you play the drums.

[@zefirepotato7688]

its true but that doesn't happen all the time, of what I find they only go away when playing in time with other people, when I play by myself It sometimes doesn't work

[@JaysJourney]

^ Seconded, extreme focus on 1 thing can help and there are certain things that while I'm doing it I won't tic at all, but singing / music isn't that specific thing for everyone with Tourette's. Also, yeah I saw that documentary about this called 'I swear I can sing' (nice stereotypical title there) that was all about this. Good documentary, but not the story for everyone.🙂👍🏼

[@nathanielsocash1258]

Sven Brinkhuis I've heard of that show! It actually played in the US before

[@hidden1-dm755]

Jack: I have so much positivity to spread 2 seconds later “ a chariot can’t drive over other cars and make you feel like a badass

[@No-if9ow]

Love that

[@lazyninja1793]

I guess we will never know if Jack wanted the Xbox 360 or the PS3... I will never be able to sleep at night again with this question in my mind.

[@galanasution3008]

Lazy Ninja he didn't guees it

[@LegendSkull367]

jacksepticeye Official ur fake

[@JeromeSkorzec]

Probably the PS3 because it has the Shadow of the Collossus Remake :DD

[@BellexxLula]

Well we all should know by now he's more into PC.

[@colekavanaugh4559]

LegendSkull27 report them, dont reply.

[@assassinsword5922]

18:50 "life is great when you dont give a shit" Amen brother, amen

[@No-if9ow]

Can relate 😌

[@jgreene17]

he doesent believe in god :( im christian

[@assassinsword5922]

@@jgreene17 bro i dont believe either

[@jgreene17]

@@assassinsword5922 then why did you say amen?

[@charchargaming6925]

I’m a Christian too!

[@lolwybie7237]

11:05 you're actually able to control your dreams, when you're like in a dream and you know it's a dream you can do anything you want. Like I'm in a nightmare I realize it's a nightmare i just straight run into the killer or who ever is chasing me so i could wake up

[@jacobmarshall23]

Yeah lucid dreaming is badass

[@kayden3648]

I said the same thing lol

[@arthurhumphrey552]

If I were you I wouldn’t run into the killer I would turn them into a cute little bunny

[@camerondon3712]

When I'm in a dream, I don't have to control it to know it's lucid. My dreams are complete, senseless chaos that wouldn't happen in the normal world. I would personally rather watch my dreams than control them, because I don't always remember much in my dreams. Watching them back would be like figuring out what goes on that I don't remember. For all I know what I can't remember may as well be absolute chaos, but there may be something more. I don't know because I don't remember, so I would take the chance of being able to see potentially amazing things than be able to make them happen (not saying my dreams are absolutely amazing or that amazing things happen all the time in them, but that they CAN happen (and oddly enough, I had a minor case of deja vu writing that)).

[@TrueDeathblacK]

@LolWybie Sounds like a waste of a lucid dream tbh. I mean, doing anything just to wake up when you can actually do ANYTHING (still with a risk of waking up or losing control when emotions go over a particualr threshold, but at least that's a risk instead of a guaranteed waking up when you enforce a bad scenario and lack of control). Practiced lucid dreaming for about 2 years when I was a teen. @@camerondon3712 Well, the thing is when you're aware that you're dreaming and control what happens, you can remember things just as good as if they were happening to you for real the previous day (well, it is in direct proportion to the level of awareness and control, so if you're aware that you're dreaming but lose control and just kinda follow the plot, you'll remember much less, still quite a lot comparing to a normal dream).

[@Sebastian-jh1zn]

"Life is great when you don't give a shit" -Jacksepticeye 2017-2018

[@nadineborg1045]

AlknightGamer true

[@lupillogarcia5411]

AlknightGamer Yes I loved that

[@justaregulartoaster]

Yes, never give a shit, but sometimes you gotta take one.

[@doomsdaybadger1234]

AlknightGamer i read that as he said that!

[@Sebastian-jh1zn]

Erich Roethlisberger, holy shit (ha ha) you just made my day. Thanks :)

[@ricochet9719]

With black eye you can always wear an eyepatch and look even more awesome!

[@khaizuus]

Ricochet That's exactly what I thought!

[@OscillatingTodger]

Ricochet Why aren't we funding this!?

[@xxemzyland909xx7]

Ricochet Ya!!!

[@SasukeUchiha723]

my exact idea

[@wayjae]

Ricochet True, true

[@rockepip]

Why he saying that watching your dreams is impossible but being a toaster is ok.

[@Spongesgetti]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@zakinthos]

oh i wanna like your comment but its at 69 and i dont wanna mess up the niceness

[@fancymuffin4605]

"I hate spiders" Come on over to Australia Jack, you'll love it!

[@babytolove2005]

Fancy Muffin Lol. Why aren't you top comment? This comment is gold. Btw, hello from North America.

[@localdreams7722]

greetings from florda the demons aren't as bad here

[@kozzmic8987]

Fancy Muffin greetings from American mate

[@localdreams7722]

Yup

[@theoargyros3618]

Fancy Muffin I live in Australia and at least twice a week I find a huntsman in my bathroom

[@haylwy]

6:40 I would do the black eye and then cover it with makeup because it didn't say you couldn't do that.

[@juliamuresan3058]

Yeah! You could just hide it

[@MsVtownsend]

i would just wear an eyepatch

[@bun_wolf]

Big brain

[@cozmic8288]

@@MsVtownsend would that be better though...

[@mariepatricia1975]

I love how almost every decision he makes, he thinks of other people rather than himself. Its heartwarming

[@grass1366]

Who else got mad when they read “if u were about to die in 5 minutes” and jack didn’t read it

[@snowflower7360]

I wasn't mad at that, cause he has to think jokes and other important stuff while recording. He can't concentrate on everything at the same time with the same power

[@miahhcali5792]

Is jack crazy

[@MrJoker-ol9xw]

Me aha

[@Pt28177]

I didnt see that text lol

[@Toxic_Spider]

Grass • holy crap yes

[@The_Remage]

By being barefoot you develop extra skin on your feet that will eventually serve as a boot. Yes, a boot. It would still look normal, but still

[@emilydev6586]

Remage Skyper I was thinking the exact same thing xx kinda like an extreme callous?

[@chiefwawawa]

Yeah, it develops a large, thick, callous on your foot. My cousin and I live in a small town, so we can walk wherever we need to go, so for some reason, we both went hippie and started walking everywhere barefoot, on gravel, asphalt, etc.

[@camp788]

Remage Skyper Johnny Apple seed walked bear foot so much it was said none of the terrain bothered him

[@raidnova1474]

mason grimes lol

[@satibel]

and by wearing crocks *all of the time* you have to wear them in bed.

[@bzrkls]

that feeling when you rub an eraser on your paper & it makes that horrible scraping sound that isn't really a scrape but it sounds like it keeps stopping & makes you wanna slam your head on the nearest table. :(:

[@maxmil04]

Bzrkls yup

[@Regener8Plays]

Bzrkls I kind of get that feeling but what really hate is steel scraping against another piece of Steel! It drives me insane

[@urnuddybuddy3053]

Bzrkls same Way 😠👈It's so annoying

[@daten-shi48]

Bzrkls me omg I hate it

[@nathan24-_-2]

Bzrkls it doesn't annoy me But when you scrape your finger across that rough art paper The feeling just makes me puke

[@alisonalves5523]

what makes me want to grind my teeth: Nails scratching a chalkboard, my teeth touching anything that's cloth, tissue, or paper, and those ringing sounds that you can hear in your ear sometimes.

[@thetwitchguard7026]

Yeah I hate all those things im thinking about it now and I hate it

[@phrog.4809]

Music Lover1245 same

[@hounsled]

Music Lover1245 I think it's horrible when I end up scratching metal.

[@DearMissWhite]

for me it's the feel of cotton balls and that squeaky sound styrofoam makes when it rubs together. oh man XD

[@Eclpse-db1de]

fun fact: there is actually a way to control your dreams

[@whoisamanda]

"Would you rather eat pineapple on pizza or never eat pizza again" *Cries in allergic*

[@floorjockey4820]

Pineapple on pizza is omazin

[@hffdssh]

Pineapple on pizza 🍕 🍍

[@mjgtlc]

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting

[@moondrop784]

*scoffs in hates pizza*

[@mr.cyclone6697]

@@moondrop784 how dare you, (don't get mad at me please)

[@SamFarwell]

Jack! Just an FYI you didn't read the whole question at 3:27. 😄 Above the two options there's a bit more context!

[@Joshuaharp]

the fact that he skipped that saying it made no sense bugged me

[@danielmckay3877]

Sam Song u

[@multiplefandomlover7179]

Sam Song It says "if you were to die in 5 minutes would you rather..." Do whatever you want in those five minutes, or call you family.

[@DannyDoggedYou]

Lol

[@RoseT20]

*becomes emo * * puts on black eyeliner * *plays G note * When I was a young boy

[@Sand_Salad]

*Turns punk * * scruffs hair up* *plays E note* "Summer has come and past the innocent will never last, wake me up, when September ends.

[@nopetynopenope2345]

Rose Clifford MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND. HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED. BECAUSE SOME DAY ILL LEAVE YOU A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER TO JOIN THE BLACK PARAAADE

[@tragicmaharlika]

Yes, I found my emos.

[@mindyporter865]

If only I had eyeliner with me I've finally found my punk/emo people

[@tragicmaharlika]

I'm proud to say that I memorize the lyrics to wttbp by heart and I am so tempted to type down the whole song write now. (quick distract yourself with fob's new music)

[@MrMatrix277]

Sorry I had to quote that.. "Life is great when you don't give a shit" -jackspedicy 2017

[@leonsimmons897]

Matrix I started going through the comments with the end of the video still playing and Jack said that as soon as I read the comment

[@a.h.i267]

Matrix WE LOVEE U MR.SPEDICEY

[@ashtonweston2236]

Lena Simmons that happens to me all the time

[@dudeman-kg1lk]

not jackspedicy is jackspedicy2 sKRUBSUCC

[@加州猫主席]

Or: "Ignorance is bliss." Speaking of, I'd like to extend that quote: "Ignorance is bliss, but either do it in short spans or for the rest of your life; otherwise, when you stop, your life will be a sad, pathetic lump of crap."

[@sunshine6997]

13:00 I have Google searched this phenomenon so many times, finding very little each time. My hairs stick up thinking about cotton balls touching my teeth, or fleece under my nails, or the sound of styrofoam... what is this odd condition?? I'm glad, at least, that someone else experiences something similar.

[@susieel-zein2342]

trust me i know

[@tracker707]

I feel your pain

[@deckustick5329]

A fork scratching on a plate touching paper when you get out of a bath that is what makes me grind my teeth

[@b1ngussy]

What?

[@glassofwater281]

Shoving a toothpick underneath your toenail (this was really hard to type because I kept cringing).

[@terrybeasley150]

Mine is when a fork touches your teeth while eating I HATE my teeth touching my fork so I always put my food in my mouth and curl my lips over my teeth before I pull the fork out of my mouth -Tanner Nicole

[@glassofwater281]

Terry Beasley I hate when you hit your tooth on a coffee mug

[@girlysoap9031]

@@glassofwater281 imagine kicking a wall

[@n_kas5812]

I had a dream yesterday and in the dream i fell off a very tall skyscraper but when i woke up i fell off my bed

[@flextape2067]

Woah. Thats scary

[@4stro.1022]

Same

[@jaydenmusic5208]

Simple to what happened to me I fell of a cliff in a dream but fell of my bed

[@themythicalgryphon4081]

r/iamveryrandom

[@justanapple6921]

that happened to me all the time but I wake up mid fall

[@lordzombieboy]

3:50 Jack the white is the title, it says if you were to die in five minutes what would you do. Not just would you rather! But oh well :)

[@jennmason4228]

Jack: narcolepsy or toure... Me: TOURETTES

[@Dylan-jx2mq]

hehe

[@jessicapospolita7506]

I would prefer Tourette’s

[@coolintuitivename4910]

Next episode of rick and morty: IM TOASTER JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[@psi_vibes]

Christian Wisskirchen surprise I turned myself into a toaster!!

[@MsStarSwordPlays]

Ok, here is a terrible sound that drives me crazy. In my graphic arts class we are making shirts using screens and vinyl and special paint. When we have to de-grease the screens, we have to scrub them with special sponges/brushes and it makes a horrible sound. I shiver and grit my teeth every time I hear it. Ugh, and doing it.... *shivers* I hate the sound...

[@liamm8-2]

What I hate is the thought of me having my nail scraping down a piece of chalk

[@Swi...]

LIAMM8 - YES

[@hidingly]

LIAMM8 - OMG PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME THING AS ME scratching paper makes me just wanna slam my head on the table

[@jollytamale9479]

yep

[@Potoaster]

LIAMM8 - I hate chalk on chalkboard

[@LizardT-kx7rd]

OMG YES IT MAKES ME FUCKIN SHIVER

[@Jayde396]

Crocs are a brand when people refer to "crocs" they refer to the ones with the holes in they make some other really good shoes

[@Spongesgetti]

The crocks stay on during sex, K?

[@jaykatara8860]

For me, the thought of tissue and paper and cotton on my tongue is worse than the thought of it on my teeth, but I COMPLETELY get what Jack means. Just the though of it makes me want to gag.

[@jessejames3882]

Willow Katara *thought

[@shlimlop9619]

Willow Katara It would be awful to eat it, but imagine eating and chewing a sharp solid grinding and cutting your mouth and esophagus. I'd take paper over internal bleeding.

[@bluebass5061]

For me, paper sliding across my finger nails is just agonizing to think about! I can't even think of anything to compare to it.

[@szutyksosisback]

SAME

[@charlotteplays_0_0_53]

Mine is scrapping my nails on a chock broad or writing with chock

[@XxXGRIMLOCKEPICXxX]

I absolutely hate Styrofoam when it like rubs together or when you pull something out of a box and there's styrofoam in it. Oh god even just writing this comment makes me think of it and I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!

[@Maddie27028]

PurpleDragon695 Just like Wade 😂

[@retrotactics5555]

PurpleDragon695 Kids in school are always rubbing the styrofoam together so it makes an annoying ass squeaking sound, I hate people who do that shit.

[@april_eliza1317]

i get the same effect when dragging chair legs along not carpeted floor so basically every time i sit down in school

[@liamdoyle3613]

If you were to live twice as long you would witness your children die

[@shirouthehero696]

Not if you don't have children

[@joshuavanschalkwyk6315]

😢😖

[@coreaguilar7880]

You wouldn’t witness it but you would be alive during it which is sad but you also get to see his/her accomplishments

[@spookieypookie]

Liam Doyle welp, that's depressing

[@VTO-77]

Liam Doyle that was i was thinking

[@chicken2265]

Little did he know crocs are popular in 2019

[@cartooncreator3096]

When I scrap my finger nails across a bit of chalk it makes me grit my teeth and the feeling is HORRIBLE

[@alexl1178]

yeah, just the thought of it makes me cringe and my fingers curl.

[@loganeckert8507]

I love making people feel that because it doesn't effect me

[@amberlewis012]

cartoon gamer agreed mate

[@pjswanke1332]

Logan Eckert it doesn't affect me either, in middle school I used to scrape my fingernails against the chalkboard and everyone hated it

[@loganeckert8507]

PJ Swanke Yeah that is why it is funny

[@pento9037]

I WANT TO BE BAREFOOT SO I CAN HAVE FEET LIKE THE HOBBIT

[@bellamoran1658]

I like candles THATS EXACTLY WHY I HATE BEING BAREFOOT😂😂

[@sebYB67]

I don't have a problem with tissue fabric and wood touching my teeth, but if it touches my tongue... *SHUDDERS*

[@DelicateWillow]

sebYB67 SANE Edit:same

[@wu1ming9shi]

Yeah, like grinding your teeth on a metal knife. *gggghhhhh*

[@gurdevsingh4356]

Jack lies ''heart on fire soul of darkness'' 8:15 from life is strange before the storm

[@dylanv3813]

Just THINKING about scratching paper with my nails makes me want to die

[@nickcrumpets6457]

sebYB67 when i touch paper i get goosebumbs go cold and shiver

[@jazminecorkill5961]

19:33 “jack thinks he’s so pretty because he’s always touching himself-“ 😂😂

[@mcmegz1520]

DUDE I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE HAS THAT FEELING! literally if anything that's fabric touches my teeth I just cringe uncontrollably and ughhh it's just so damn gross the thought of towels are defiantly the worst just ugh.

[@gokuthesayianlegacy3447]

McMegz Xo I have a reaction to seeing a cluster of holes which has called Tripophobia and when I see holes I can't help but ball up my fist and just through up

[@cactussenpai9625]

Oh God I think I'm gonna gag

[@starchan2316]

McMegz Xo Aahhh I just cringed from reading that and imagining it xc my teeth hurt now.

[@kirblevitation]

McMegz Xo its a type of ASMR sounds and feelings can trigger it its also not always just sound even tho its been said to only be sounds

[@ravtheravioli]

McMegz Xo and that sound it sometimes makes if fabric rubs against someone's teeth? Egh, I hate it so much.

[@dfootball2384]

11:50 you can control your dreams if you can learn is to do it often. It's called lucid dreaming.

[@EdwiN254]

i can control mine... do what i want in them , change what i want in them... continue them the next day and since july i can see them the next day too... and i've flyed and stayed for a day underwater with no equipment... i could breath unther water... and once i've been The Flash ...

[@EdwiN254]

and if i have a nightmare i can stop it and wake up and start dreaming another dream *not another nightmare, a dream...*

[@squidwardtentpoles2515]

Dfootball I always counted as a super power when I can "jolt" myself awake and most of the time can control my words and movements so I guess

[@dfootball2384]

Kinda is if you think about it😃 you can realize you're in a dream.

[@coldhands3311]

Only to a certain extent. Yes, you can be consciously aware that you're in a dream, and you can control what you yourself are are doing/saying, but other than that it's impossible to control everything that goes on.

[@cloudedcheese]

I hate it when im drinking out of a stainless steel cup and then my teeth scrape it. That drives me bonkers

[@cloudedcheese]

Charlie McAllister not often but when you are filling up a stainless steel coffee cup and take a drink pefore you put the lid on. It often happens

[@omaarr_tog]

Madison Rowe that just hurt my teeth lol

[@IamBronnyGray]

Madison Rowe me too

[@kiraherren1348]

Madison Rowe if I hear metal scraping together then it hurts my teeth

[@gamingsquadofficial1280]

lili iskewl same

[@TomboyfrmSaturn]

13:20 I feel like that when metal drapes against metal or metal scrapes against my teeth

[@jhanzaibhumayun5782]

The scratching noice of chalk on chaldboard makes me wanna grit my teeth.

[@k1-b0akakeebo85]

Jhanzaib Humayun Same?

[@sirmeme1135]

Me too.

[@christopherblume6589]

Jhanzaib Humayun me too

[@dragonking1861]

Me to

[@damadhananjayadaliman7202]

yeah, for me its nails on chalkboard and walls xD

[@Syzygy430]

There used to be a medicine that I would take that was like a little strip of paper that I put on my tongue then press up against the roof of my mouth. Nowadays, there are mint strips that feel exactly the same; combining two of my least favorite things to have in my mouth.

[@piperchatfield1184]

i know this is a month late but i used to have to take those as a child and they were terrible, i will never forget that

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

If I could control my dreams, I would become addicted to sleep. Why face reality when you can experience anything within your own mind? I would spend as little time awake as possible, probably start overdosing sleep medicine, probably let my body decay and my life fall apart, all for the wonderful fantasies that would play out every night.

[@danielbrundige1117]

its possible, and its called lucid dreams

[@theacecase7939]

Potato Patato you can control your dreams you just have to learn how Lucid dreams everyone lucid dreams

[@coma4733]

I'm speaking from experience dude, I lucid dream a lot, intentional and unintentionally. and lemme tell you, that shit gets scary; your nightmares turn real, you have sleep paralysis and at this point I'm lowkey scared of sleeping sometimes. so it ain't always that nice and deep and tumblr-y

[@ethanfoulkes6853]

Clarisse Coma same with me it can get super scary!

[@ethanfoulkes6853]

Clarisse Coma same with me it can get super scary!

[@sgtruru]

Emo = emotional, edgy and angsty. Goth = wear dark clothes. Purely aesthetic.

[@TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat]

Emo=fights with goose

[@Skooter2178]

Im goth and i enjoy me and my girlfriend both do we both get critasized for bening she gets teasted about sinse im a boy it also effects me beacuse were pretty much the same but shes canaiadn or how ever you spell it and im african amercain and casuisn or how ever you spell

[@silentphantom5427]

"Croc me up" -Jack, 2017

[@hamishbertholli9055]

5:26 living twice as long would be horrible cause most people over the age of 80 r in nursing homes and they hate it there they would also be in lots of pain cause they r getting older and if u live twice as long just imagine the pain u would be in and everyone would have to help u with everyday things and soon u will get to weak to be able to chew so u have blend all of ur food 🥘

[@JaysJourney]

That and everyone in your life, family, friends etc. would all be dead, so you have to outlive and grieve for everyone and then go on like another 80 years. No thank you.

[@jenniferespinosa-blas3471]

You can be the avatar

[@brachialtick6552]

Hamish Bertholli yeah but maybe in that scenario,100=50

[@starrismith595]

Hamish Bertholli also gotta retire at around 60 then you have to struggle to make ends meet for the rest of your life if you didn't have a lucrative career

[@kadenfowler4169]

Hamish Bertholli you would take twice as long to age

[@theunamedchannel6419]

I thought he was gonna say "hehe they're thinking about SEX!"

[@everyemobandever_4623]

Same

[@jackiethebunny]

you're not alone there,buddy

[@loganeckert8507]

The Unamed Channel what question

[@ehhhhhh1885]

I don't know why the ending and beginning parts of every episode are so FRICKIN SATISFYING WHY DO PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LOUD VOICE I LIKE IT THE WAY IT IS

[@minimymo]

Sir. Sean/Jacksepticeye, for the "would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long" I would've chose the lottery because if you live twice as long you're going to have to deal with a LOT of death. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I were to lose my best friend, so... Lottery, man.

[@sarahhughes6561]

the sound that your knife or fork makes when it scraps against a dinner plate actually drives me insane

[@theimpossiblethespian6974]

Sarah Hughes AAAAHHH ME TOO DON'T BRING IT UP AHHH

[@fishyfishy3140]

Sarah Hughes it makes my ears bleed just thinking about it

[@domi7411]

One time my aunt got pissed off at me and purposely did this for a few minutes and forced me to stay in the room -_-

[@kilianc.9022]

Sarah Hughes gave me goosebumps when reading that

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

Saaaame. Somebody bought me a reusable water bottle that makes that metallic scraping sound when you open the cap. I can never use it.

[@att6844]

"Always look 8 months pregnant.." Bonnie......

[@cian9393]

rogue turret. ??? Family Guy?

[@att6844]

yes

[@joshuapanado]

Grinding teeth moment: Scratching paper on the edge with a dry hand

[@Mayor_Onion]

I know what u mean it's hard to live through it

[@averyb9082]

When you go to erase something on a paper but there's no eraser so the metal scrapes the paper

[@TheUnknowngamer127]

Avery B. ahhh ur mean that makes me like curl my toes

[@JazzyHolly101]

I just cringed

[@ericknelson9521]

Avery B. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@NightGlock]

D4RTH T3DDYB34R Curl your toes? What are you 12?

[@mariosgk-dk3wc]

3:40 the question that "doesnt make sense" it didnt have a would u rather on top it had a if you had 5 minutes to live

[@nicktherude]

pro gamer thank you I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else said that 😂

[@rieandrique]

same xD

[@badoobles]

pro gamer Finally! I've been scrolling through the comments like "why hasn't anyone mentioned it???" Thank you sir!!! 😂

[@ababdutsaa8184]

pro gamer yeah he's a dumbass

[@trashcan7140]

oooh someones salty

[@benik6429]

13:00 I have that too and it really drives me insane to the point if I touch paper my teeth and finger hurts and I get shivers everywhere.

[@jacobbarker4180]

That feeling when you want to grit your teeth is cringe. It’s cringe before cringe started meaning “I dislike this, so I’m going to insult it”

[@allthingswildlifeyt1218]

Metal against concrete, metal against teeth, fingernails against concrete, fingernails against metal trigger that reflex.

[@cappledapple8445]

Metal on metal, metal on teeth

[@donovanlatham5632]

Finger on chalkboard

[@FriedFrenchFries]

Anything on against glass.

[@teha1418]

MY is basicly that Ice ceram wood stik

[@weeliepovs3954]

All Things Wildlife screw you u just triggered me

[@brickguts]

9:43 Spiders don't crawl in your mouth as you sleep cause they don't like breathing and how wet your mouth is

[@cheesestyx945]

thanks?

[@jayneversober1370]

Uncooked Fish I hate how I have dry mouth and breath through my nose. Ew

[@bunnyboi3153]

Uncooked Fish actually they can, because your body shuts off in your sleep basically and you have no control over your system and you breath slightly, the only reason for a spider to not crawl into your mouth is if you move around a lot in your sleep

[@cyberdollie825]

Liodin shit I'm a literal rock when I sleep

[@stephaniecordero2861]

Liodin me im prob the most moving person in the world when sleeping

[@emancules]

"Win the lottery" Jack's brain: nigga I'm already a millionaire

[@Saleem__786]

Emmanuel Akalusi that's what I was thinking 😂

[@asher2419]

Emmanuel Akalusi yep

[@christina3537]

lol pretty much

[@BOXXYwhat]

he wouldnt be paying rent if he was

[@thekidbeforecali5817]

13:30 hologaphic cards /pics /ect give me goosebumps and makes me want to clench up my self (ik I'm in 2019 and hell never see this,2019 gang

[@Fat_Turtle_423]

Im in 2019 too

[@randomacclol9210]

2019 me too

[@wolfgang6818]

Almost 2020

[@soundwave4957]

Actually 2020 and mines when people rub metal together

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Attack Hero Cristine would not approve (SimplyNailogical)

[@jenfiengo2940]

Hey Sean! I get the same feeling in my mouth usually when i hear something that makes me cringe or tense up, like eating tissues!

[@fradi14]

Jenn Fiengo I have that feeling too

[@absolutemadlad8800]

Jenn Fiengo or something squeaky

[@ghostiezone]

Yea I get the feeling a lot too it's so weird!!! for me it's mainly scratching my nails over paper by accident or the wooden part of a pencil on paper, but thinking about eating weird stuff (like tissue or cotton) and the texture against my teeth is super bad and makes me cringe

[@bananaboi6652]

6 words pulling eggs out of the refrigerator

[@lildragonfly353]

I get it when people click their finger nails, I don't know why

[@cybertroniansomething6297]

"Life Is Great When You Don't Give A Sh*t" -Jacksepticye 2K17

[@pewdeyeplierforever7135]

I set that as my bio on Twitter right before I read this xD

[@cybertroniansomething6297]

Right

[@lovethedeafultswhyubullyth7040]

If you lived twice as long your family and friends would be dead and you would be alone

[@pandareaper9586]

He could make new friends...

[@ajaxqt]

Living long is not a good thing.

[@xiomi3747]

You make more friends

[@jojowilliams8965]

I mean if my friend died in a car crash when he was 15 and I live to be 30 then I already lived twice as long as him

[@ForsenForsen]

imagine someone asks how old are you and you reply with im 154 years old

[@themeatman6757]

I can’t stand scraping my teeth on or eating popsicles, thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

[@LeesCameraRoll]

Also, if you had to be a piece of toast, you'd have to go through the torture of "I am Bread"! XD

[@rhiannaoneal6797]

Llama King **has war flashbacks**

[@kornaya3931]

it specifies no movement unforunately, funny stuff though hahahahha

[@riken7438]

That's what I was thinking!

[@LeesCameraRoll]

+Dr. Taco Good point :D

[@heyfriend7169]

Llama King I was thinking that

[@cowboypatrick77]

Wait 19:04 "when we make food" i hqve never seen anyone else in a jack vlog

[@cowboypatrick77]

*illumaniti theme*

[@aesthetic.drawer8175]

Michael Bundy JR signe

[@heddja]

literally stop your hair is perfect and i literally say that every time i watch your videos, i'm so jealous of it jkfhskf

[@marinasenseless474]

13:28 scratching a streetlight with your fingernails... aaah i can't even think about it!

[@amwajmuwanis]

The felling of biting on an iron spoon or fork and pulling them while biting

[@pjswanke1332]

loooly1423 yes

[@amwajmuwanis]

mute ikr

[@melodywatson3227]

loooly1423 omg I hate that so bad

[@peytonmeador6895]

SAME

[@kyleowen9429]

biting on a metal fork and pulling it out while biting

[@nickelgaming786]

I made my self a sandwich, I sat down, I clicked on a jack video, and I laughed at the video. Today is a good day.

[@nickelgaming786]

Of course my friend.

[@nickelgaming786]

Go ask my brother for a cookie then silly

[@alexstephanou4715]

Nails on chalk board, when a knife scratches a plate, when you scratch metal or really glossy photos😬

[@bloodhound4463]

Jack: I think I’ll go with the Tourette’s what do you guys want to go with Me:I already have a bad case of Tourette’s and it sucks

[@Venus310]

Having extreme narcolepsy myself, I feel like Tourette's may be less dangerous, but I may also be wrong, but I would happily trade to find out lol

[@enderthedark5843]

You know Sean, controlling your own dreams is actually a real thing. It's called "Lucid Dreaming."

[@lesleyastill-torchia8951]

EndertheDark TDMFan yeah I taught myself to do it and it is freaking hard so just doing it would be awesome

[@Cressy4851]

Oh really? Good to know that's what it was called! I've had it happen occasionally. XD

[@lesleyastill-torchia8951]

Cressy Candycat you can teach yourself to permanently be able to do it

[@Cressy4851]

How exactly? Just thinking hard about it before sleeping? It's also hard for me to remember dreams.

[@timkompier9216]

I never even tought myself i just do it it's not that hard actually

[@biggestbraty]

I cant handle the feeling of foam on my skin. All my hairs stand up on end and I get a constant shiver down my back 😱

[@silvyfox9610]

Tessykinz your dry hands touching paper ugggg

[@eurekify1563]

Try rubbing a tooth pick underneath your nails...

[@Jamie-kk5fq]

Touching sponge makes me cringe

[@MatthewJohnson-hi2th]

Nails scratching paper or wet wood

[@Branch2543]

Tessykinz agreed

[@LeesCameraRoll]

For me, the sound of anything scraping against Styrofoam makes me uncomfortable. As well as the glossy photo thing.

[@vivulent]

What's the glossy photo thing?

[@LeesCameraRoll]

+Hazel Sage You know how if you scratch or rub a glossy photo, it makes a high-pitched squeaky sound? Yeah, that >_

[@rdproductions9375]

Llama King when I stroke or touch an extremely soft or silky fur jacket/carpet my arm turns numb and I feel like I wanna throw up. Don't know if that's normal but I doubt I'm the only one who has that.

[@vivulent]

Llama King o for me its just ppl's nails on paper/chalkboards

[@satanismycalling2752]

Llama King Mine's rubbing dry wood together. Ughhhh

[@reapermaker7632]

Chooses barefoot, then remembers he's going to Lego Land

[@random_yt6399]

Question to jackaboy: Would you rather lose half of your subscribers to make all your fans happy or would you rather lose all of your subscribers to cure cancer?

[@DragonHunter24]

Good question.... i would lose ALL of my subacribers to cure cancer

[@rickys7655]

Tf 99% people will say cure cancer. this is easy lol i dont care if anyone isn't happy (not to be rude)

[@rickys7655]

Dragonhunter 24 same

[@Guyonabench]

Ricky IsNotMario u

[@pipallegro]

in 3:25 you didn't read the question on top that said:"If you were about to die in 5 minutes would you rather..."

[@zukaziki]

I was like, Jack, no! read the question!

[@JiggyFly40]

Lol I said almost the same thing a day or 2 ago and I have no likes or comments hello darkness

[@jaredgabriel9662]

yeah i was going to say that aswell

[@pewdeyeplierforever7135]

Oh shit, I didn't realise. Haha

[@maxthai]

Jasmine Batts Same!!

[@justaregulartoaster]

Don't you hate washing your hands and having to touch paper afterwards? That's such a cruel feeling.

[@fencerowe3083]

Erich Roethlisberger GAHH, YES.

[@nikkicurtis8073]

13:35 scraping my nails on paper, or the sound of someone's fork scraping against their plate

[@hayasakiuwu9191]

3:32 READ THE UP PART JACK For fuck's sake it says"if you were about to die in 5 minutes would you rather"

[@StepOne1]

That actually made me so mad

[@uncledonel1742]

Ainsley Harriott YASH, GOD SAKE! THANK YOU

[@nirboom]

Ainsley Harriott I know righttttt JACK LOOK AT THE SENTENCE

[@roseluminous]

i got so annoyed he didn't notice lmao

[@galanasution3008]

Ainsley Harriott he had read the text, but he thought it was still dumb

[@morganrich0376]

When I hear fabric rub against fabric I get that feeling. Also, I have tourretes, there is medication that really helps, but very bad cases can cause you to loose full control of your body. The swearing thing is actually quite rare.

[@michaelianbone]

Same here, I also have mild tourettes. The swearing thing I'm pretty sure was made popular by South Park making a joke about tourettes. (I loved that episode lol)

[@peterbarnes66]

is the bad case of toureettes the one where someone has to wear a neck brace or is that when someone has certain places with the twitch like the neck?

[@free2rhyme445]

I have it too. My eyes twitch a little bit. So annoying

[@renyourfren]

I don't think I sound like Jack, but apparently my Google Phone thinks so... Jack: "Ok Google" My phone programmed to my voice: "Yes?"

[@notsofestive]

the subtle purple light looks great btw jack

[@gorillapain]

Gracii Jackson 'subtle'

[@commonfreak9093]

spiders in the house means you have a healthy place, I agree wanting to know if a waiter spit in your food, because that's just gross. Also, we don't eat spiders in our sleep because they don't like going in our mouths, flies on the other hand are not that smart

[@graysonmcwilliams262]

If I see a spider in my house I'm gonna burn my house down or just call an exterminator.... But fire is the better option :P

[@commonfreak9093]

Grayson McWilliams that's a bit excessive, don't you think?

[@graysonmcwilliams262]

Common Freak probably

[@voidalg9599]

We eat at least three spiders in a year

[@beatlemaniac909]

Common Freak not. At. All.

[@Smuckkly]

Anyone hate when you scratch laminate book pages... That feeling😬 I feel you jack😌

[@arjundwivedi5469]

Gina Depirro it is called cringe

[@arpanpatel2135]

Papers! And when you hear metal cringe..!

[@theacecase7939]

Gina Depirro I don’t understand these sounds don’t affect me at all

[@danny98432]

Urrghh.... Just got that feeling .... THANKS

[@glassofwater281]

What about shoving a toothpick under your toenail?

[@evabrenchley4250]

18:49 “Life is great when you don’t give a shit” - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@MarmaladeMarzipan]

I would rather watch my dreams because I would want to gather ideas from them. Because dreams don't have a chronological or any logic to them so they will bring new ideas I would never think of usually. It would be super helpful when writing!

[@c.j.g.3901]

Jack are you blind? The " Do whatever you want in those 5 minutes or call your family" choice said at the top "If you were to die in 5 minutes, would you rather..."

[@kitkat6782]

C. J. G. Right!

[@kyene_tie]

C. J. G. Ikr oh jack lol

[@ashleighburks6138]

That’s still stupid xD

[@GogiRegion]

But if I lived twice as long, and everyone I loved lived normal age, then you would be really lonely and have a hard time enjoying the second part of your life. Or, as my AP HUG teacher taught me, “The older you get, the less you enjoy life!” 😆

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Alexis Harper yeah

[@buttwagon09]

Whatever I want to see the future

[@Zakimals]

Alexis Harper depends on when you were meant to die, if somebody was planning on killing you tomorrow you'd only live double your current age

[@somewhat1007]

Alexis Harper actually you’ll have your children and grandchildren and great grandkids

[@anevtuscrynis3954]

Unless it also meant to be in the prime of your life for twice as long too

[@Dylan-jx2mq]

Imagine being a toaster, and your rubbing your metal cheeks so fast it warms up bread. Then you shat out a metal bar that launches that bread into the air for your human to the spread his/her cream on it then to eat it. Nice wordplay.

[@fledermaus8694]

I'll never be able to eat toasted bread again-

[@frasermcnally4483]

I was like, what's so bad about eating tissues and rubbing them against your teeth. So I went and tried it. INSTANT REGRET

[@char6518]

Fraser McNally ohhhhhh god that's the worst

[@og_playa_nub8576]

Fraser McNally personally, I think it feels the worst on your molars.

[@mattrocks1244]

Really? Tissues don't taste very bad to me

[@KunneOni]

its the texture i think

[@jejo874]

It's not that they taste bad, it's just the feeling of the fabric against your teeth, and the friction... oh god.