I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG | PowerWash Simulator #2

I thought I was Powerwashing so well... but I was a fool
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@tearez13]

"I never had a stegosaurus slide as a child, I only had bushes" it would seem that Mr. Septiceye has issued a challenge against Mr Iplier, as reigning chanmpion of "I was a poor as a child"

[@ashleyhaynes9353]

My thoughts exactly

[@purpldxd8072]

@TheNat20 memento mori, brick soccer was such a good vid

[@AceOBlade]

man he had a bushg lucky

[@HanneyG-]

Yessss. They just both play powerwash sim if the game ever get co-op and argue about who was poorer. It would be amazing.

[@WillowJWolfe]

@@HanneyG- OMG. I need that video!

[@LittleRedDaffodil]

Jack: "the stegosaurus isn't even a good dinosaur" Me: legitimately outraged Jack: "they're like the Hufflepuff of the dinosaur world Me, a Hufflepuff: "you got me there bud"

[@rubynights3]

@@oraonelovimuve4511 Chill out dude lol. being 'sorted' into a Hogwarts house is the Potterhead equivalent of personality type tests. Let people have fun

[@Kreepie11]

@@oraonelovimuve4511 lol then you personally might want to avoid the internet. People have their fandoms.

[@SternSupremacy]

“Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs” Dan Avidan would like a word with you…

[@ryaneagle1201]

Ninja Brian is coming for Sean. lol.

[@thereluctanthipster9714]

I pictured Dan in LA, wide-eyed looking up in the air sensing a disturbance in the universe, while Sean was shit talking on Stegos during the recording. 🤣💀

[@erict7450]

Jack: "Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." *Dan Avidan has entered the chat.*

[@eltornaydo6414]

"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." *Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@TerraShiro7]

@eltornaydo I wish more people understood this

[@catconrad7642]

"I feel like I have to go over this again" Yes, I'm pretty sure that's how soap works

[@Kuykendall_7557]

"Can you sleep at night knowing that the kids might die in this playground??" Jack: Yes, yes I can. Well there you have it folks, Jack is pro population control 👏👏👏😂

[@spacewolfcub]

He _did_ say he’d clean the planet…

[@tristannix3644]

Sean: “ you think if I blow this it’ll turn?” Me: “ I will. I definitely will.”

[@tylerwells5055]

……….

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO

[@KidraBlade]

The bike, “oh yes Jack I love it when you talk dirty to me”

[@adescent2342]

Jack: This nozzle is the worst! Also Jack: *continues to use the nozzle for a good 10 minutes

[@iceclaw557]

"it kinda makes you exited for life doesnt it? knowing that no matter how filthy, how dirty, how unimaginably nasty, peices of you're life can be, there always a cleaner part underneath that you can just wash away, now, im not saying that tears are the answer, but sometimes they're the answer, just have a good cry, cry the sadness out"~jack 2021 13:03

[@ps2catgirl]

watched this with no headphones while my parents were asleep, they woke up to sean calling himself a dirty boy

[@kennedy0628]

Sean: Nobody likes a stegosaurus oh Sean: They are like the Hufflepuff of dinosaurs OH :o

[@azurebalmung4520]

Dan Avidan would like to have some words about that.

[@scce76]

Plz continue outer wilds someday, it got a new dlc recently and it’s truly amazing. Probably one of if not the best dlc I’ve ever played.

[@christianparrish6647]

This comment section is surrounded by loser attention seekers.

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@_ugandanknuckles]

@@christianparrish6647 yea

[@christianparrish6647]

@@_ugandanknuckles and jacksepticeye doesn't deserve this kind of crap.

[@Bananaa_-]

@@christianparrish6647 they’re bots. No idea who the jackass that makes them is, but they’ll probably be where they say jacks dad is.

[@poppythemerpasaur]

20:08 By the way, bleach is actually a strong BASE The polar opposite of a acid Just a lil' fact for y'all!

[@kidneysareconsideredsnacks6002]

"Is he happy? No. BUT THAT'S HIS PROBLEM."

[@Sam_995]

I’m glad Sean is removing all from the world and bringing happiness back again

[@alexcordeiro92]

the wider nozzle is for up close the thinner ones for farther away or vary stubborn messes

[@tubbyqueen]

11:59 Literally every bird: Am I a joke to you?

[@J.lord.l]

When Jack said ‘cause that’s what I would do if I was immune to toxic radiation, clean the world for everyone who’s safe.. No I wouldn’t I’d run naked through the streets, let’s face it’ had me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@democatto]

the higher Jack's voice gets, the more he sound like a hyperactive skeleton

[@gwinnellheald8592]

....nyeh heh heh...

[@super-cloudy]

Jack: *finds football* ….FOOTBALL! American fans: ”Uhm actually, that’s a SoCceRbAll”

[@sachamckenzie8608]

Halfway through this vid I muted so I could watch the power washing in peace, Jack doesn’t stop talking for a second

[@Reading-Reddit]

IVE GOT A LONG NOZZLE STEP BRO, A LONG NOZZLE TO SQUIRT MY JUICES. - Sean McLoughlin October 19, 2021

[@MCsamplayz]

why does Sean turn into Goblin Slayer from the abridged series when it comes to filth. Sean: "LOOK AT ALL THIS FILTH EUHHHHHHH" Goblin Slayer: "LOOK. AT ALL THESE FILTHY GOBLINSSSSS"

[@floweredfields2688]

When he said “da bell of da ball” I lost it 😂

[@colearabie4798]

7:41 says the grown adult who had the maturity of a child

[@SeaMonkeyChrome]

7:20 ... not joking. I got a power washer from Home Depot here in Canada ... first one I ever got so I got a little one for washing the car and floor off .... IT CAME WITH THE TURBO and I couldn't figure out what the frig its for .... other then making cool designs before washing the side of the car LOL

[@yandalmeida9331]

I just imagine if Dan ever saw this episode and his face when he hears Jack talking shit about his favorite dinossaur

[@jasminer5539]

i love that he says "this is the worst nozzle human kind has made." and continues to use it

[@adiarainfoster]

Yea that playground is where i first used the soap because there's so much of it lol. so you match the soap type to the material type and it does a good job. but you have to actually load the soap into the sprayer. i sprayed for ages before i figured that out. lol And you attaching the wood cleaner but not the soap nozzle and wondering if it's working while you spray with the green nozzle. :D LOVE your channel. Started watching recently and I'm hooked. :)

[@LunarNagito]

I like stegos because they look badass and can take on a freaking trex with their spike tails :p

[@jacksonmartin2256]

I was all ways the smallest building love the Ferris wheel mainly because I liked being flung off

[@contentgoldfish9479]

jack 10 minutes earlier: the white nozzle sucks jack 10 minutes later: why's no one talking about the white nozzle? it's a life hack!

[@reneethegreat2044]

I couldn't contain myself when he started talking "dirty" to the bike, cause I had just made out with my boyfriend and he hears that out of my phone 🤣

[@charlesgreen7421]

Jackscepticeye, you are the best and I love all your videos.

[@doughby9097]

Jack: "i feel like a genius now." *Still not using the cleaner* lmaoo, that was hilarious

[@ConcavePizza]

I had a good laugh at it to lol

[@LeafHasLeft]

dude proved that the placebo effect is real

[@axel-masoud333]

🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻yeah

[@HeSnappedTho]

Cleaner sucks ass tho

[@SCREEM_IS_LIFE]

@@HeSnappedTho True

[@shadowdiamond3016]

Jackaboy-"it's like a volcano went off" Game theory- "well it actually did"

[@marcusgalimba7629]

I thought about that too lmao

[@samuraikudzi]

i’m pretty sure that’s where he got it from

[@doctolad]

you can actually see volcano in the background on some missions

[@BeeKindaKind]

MatPat is the epitome of "Well now that you mention it-"

[@meg..meg.]

It is like Jack doesn't watch or something 😕

[@kuhnuckles1]

Jack: “Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs.” Dan Avidan on a quest to see every known stegosaurus fossil: “and I took that personally…”

[@colbyreeves4824]

I came to the comments just to see someone who knew Danny would be mad at Sean for that 🤣

[@mikeparslow4793]

Lol

[@deadheckle2140]

@@colbyreeves4824 me too lmao

[@BooyahRufus]

I'm so glad that it wasn't just me who thought that

[@DavidJayIndie]

@@colbyreeves4824 Same hahaha xD I'm just seeing Dan fuming in the background

[@thexgamer8240]

As someone who does power washing as a daily job, this game is pretty accurate.

[@s1x03]

It hasn't even been 5 minutes

[@acemarvel1564]

(Sprays water

[@felixmcbean7002]

Report the people for harassment, poor Sean.

[@oliviagreene844]

my dad is a pressure washer and he was thrilled to hear that this game is so big right now 🤣

[@killerrosebudiscool]

even the bit with the soap kinda not doin shit? or is that every content creator i watch not using it right lmao because i will TOTALLY accept that all the content creators i've watched play this simply aren't using it right

[@Daisieheart]

You can turn off the wetness effect so it won't look wet after washing and you have to wait for it to dry. You can also open the tablet and click on the task and it will highlight the object that needs cleaning, this is useful for when you have 99% done and can't find the issue. The soap is amazing for rust and mold and other stubborn grime, also keep in mind that a better washer makes a big difference.

[@kamidomichill8545]

Hey! Do you mind checking out my channel? Thanks :D

[@g80gzt]

Soap is actually bad as it is not ever required and all it does is take money away.

[@Daisieheart]

@@g80gzt yes i don't recommend buying soap until you have the $2k washer and it's attachments but that's just how i did it. Also in free play they made soap infinite

[@C0mms]

@@kamidomichill8545 no

[@snjolfurbjorgvinsson9539]

For real life rust WD-40 works great as well

[@bookishnewt8468]

Wait let me show the dirt. **entire playground glows ominously** Oh god

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@bingus6249]

@@Hell_o847 Ur dad is looking at me from across my bed

[@SpacefaringStranger]

@@bingus6249 your dad is looking at my sister

[@becky6360]

@@SpacefaringStranger tf

[@TempestGamingVODS]

Well this escalated quickly

[@newbie2971]

Jack: "In the next episode I will..." *me still waiting for the next episode*

[@garglee]

Ikkkk

[@johnson2801]

still waiting

[@rollincoalyt301]

i’m here

[@MArs110-]

@@rollincoalyt301 same

[@jacksonwylie4232]

Third episode when??

[@nickchappell1872]

"I will be the savior who cleaned the world!" Calm down Light Yagami

[@sexymcrbitch]

"I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!!"

[@_lemxns]

BAHAHA

[@nenemidoriya5886]

Hahahahahaha

[@ELEKTRO_Official]

@@sexymcrbitch Ill do you one better I’ll eat takis But only the crumbs and takis dust from the bottom of the bag 😈😈

[@IvoryLoaf]

@@sexymcrbitch im not using hyperbole when i say that when i watched that part in the anime i was laughing and replaying it for 20 minutes

[@maximusheaton8375]

Seán: “I hate this nozzle and it’s the worst thing mankind has invented” Also Seán: * continues to use it *

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[@dagwood6703]

@@Hell_o847 you had me in the first 3 words

[@nemotheemo156]

@@dagwood6703 cant tell if hes a bot or not

[@nwcam]

@@nemotheemo156 they’re actually both bots, the first one definitely is and the second one I’ve seen with that same reply all over this comment section. So they’re either bots or have absolutely too much time on their hands

[@ne3856]

yes

[@starlishkitten]

Jack: I might have gotten a little in over my head with this game…. Game: *laughs in treehouse*

[@WillowJWolfe]

OMG. I can't wait until he gets to that job.

[@emmetthowell9265]

That damn thing gives me war flashbacks

[@vik5438]

I deleted the game after just starting with the tree house

[@jedislap8726]

Ah yes. The Treehouse of Horror.

[@apeface1990]

Or carnival slide

[@charlvisser7822]

When he "equiped the soap" it reminded me handeling a 2nd controller to my brother of a single player game

[@dingomingo6656]

I'm dying. Sean: "Dinosaurs are extinct. THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE ON THIS EARTH!"

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@crimsnblade8555]

you, you poor soul was too early, and got bombed by all these 12 yo trolls in the reply...

[@RohanSingh-cf9tk]

@@crimsnblade8555 this is one of the things KZbin needs to fix

[@crimsnblade8555]

@@RohanSingh-cf9tk most are merely bots, and there are probably hundreds of copies for each one

[@itsionalol]

Jack: The white nozzle is overrated, wtf does it do? Nothing. Jack 10 minutes later: Why is no one talking about the white nozzle? It’s brilliant, why did no one tell me before!

[@1handedmedia]

if you saw Markipliers LP of this game it went sort of the same way except between using cleaners or not lol

[@Hxxd4]

By the way his name is Sean

[@_joeythegoat_]

@@Hxxd4 ok? We know his name on yt is jack Maybe it makes him feel weird when someone uses Sean

[@LUFKK0L]

@@Hxxd4 ok

[@theresagoette1342]

*Jack: feeling like a genius about the power of non existent cleaner on a power washer* Me: ahh… the power of the placebo effect.

[@wolfiemuse]

Placebo is very commonly something that affects our daily lives and proves how strong the human mind is at convincing itself of something totally false. 😸

[@wolfiemuse]

But actually he was using it at first, wasn’t he? Cause it gave him the notif saying that he was out of it.

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@dontknowwhattoputhere2793]

@@givemethehatecomments5010?

[@heidenrxslein]

I just love how he was so convinced he was using the soap…

[@LonelySandwich]

Sean, your intros spook me and I love it.

[@russianwarsupporterz1499]

Commenting before this blows up

[@quandaledingleberry8447]

How are you verified as lonely sandwhich lmfaao

[@Adriankillyy]

@@quandaledingleberry8447 he makes videos

[@paddyoparkin]

I miss the old intro *crying*

[@fumblebee9426]

hi sandwich man

[@ashleyleung9238]

Sean: "they've recently found out who the zodiac killer is" "I'm sorry WHAT!? and you're not gonna tell us???"

[@trex0214]

Yeah a whole video came out

[@cjt354]

They didn't really. One group claimed to have figured it out, but a bunch of other experts have come forth and debunked it.

[@chillsis1650]

Some group of people claimed that it was this guy named Gary. But we don't know for sure

[@restlessparadox1953]

@@cjt354 yeah their evidence was overall pretty flimsy, i dont think we really know yet, if we ever will

[@cuddlebeargames2883]

Jack: compares hufflepuffs to stegosauruses Hufflepuffs: he's out of line, but he is right.

[@Johm453]

As a Hufflepuff myself I can vouch lol

[@Nunderpants]

How dare he say something so offensive but so accurate

[@rike1775]

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with

[@jarethcross3146]

Dan from game grumps will be saddened by this

[@jolenemathews]

@@jarethcross3146 exactly

[@celine_poike]

"It's like the Hufflepuff of dinos" Hey now, no need to take it out on us. We can't help it your parents didn't allow you to dance and forced you to keep the family business alive.

[@AClassyGuy]

I just sat on my lunch break like, 😢

[@bee4123]

underrated comment lol

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I’m surprised a bunch of people aren’t commenting that Danny’s favorite Dinosaur is the Stegosaurus. I wonder if Seán said that purposefully just to have a little harmless Craic at Danny’s expense. Funny comment, by the way!

[@flappyT]

I spent 30 minutes watching a fully grown man power wash various things while seductively talking, and I do not regret it.

[@cynicalsinatra]

nice

[@darlenebuck7825]

that's our Jack XD

[@Liliwen1]

Yeah.. I know…

[@wolfiemuse]

Don’t forget he rapped to a trap version of the Barney song!

[@ShortcakeKxx]

Discord has been showing me play this game for like 12 hours at a time (which I basically have done) and like my friends witness it every time and one of them is all like "jesus crist" 😔✋ (on steam it says I've played it for a total of over 50 hours 😭)

[@tricok577]

Jack: **tries to use the wood cleaner but doesn't even equip it** Also Jack: THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING

[@imleggiiitsubbbbbingeveryo6622]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE I'LL EAT U..,.,.

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@DerpDevilDD]

Sean: Stegosaurus is a crap dinosaur. Dan: So you have chosen death.

[@UltimatBlitz]

Right? The whole time he was ranting I was just thinking "Says the man who's friend loves stegos to death." lol

[@drewbinator1750]

What kinda dog is dat

[@LanceBjornsson8888]

@@drewbinator1750 I believe the Stegosaurus Dog species family name is called Lion.

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@carter65]

@@katyhikmadi7762 the fact that even this bot used a emoji means that your 7 and got your mom's phone cuz you had a fit and made a youtube account

[@cookiechris5061]

Jack: this cleaner works so well. Also Jack: *doesn't have the cleaner equipped*

[@jessieridgeway8334]

Jack's like me without my ADHD meds. Just running around to whatever catches his interest and never finishing one task.

[@Bananaa_-]

Same

[@Hell_o847]

Javksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You are an inspiration my friend, dont let anyone drag you down.

[@joedoe7903]

@@Hell_o847 Amen

[@joedoe7903]

Lol, I can relate

[@goner.9989]

Yup. ‘Tis getting worse for me every day

[@pizzaman6932]

Seán last year: “so according to KZbin we have to watch our language for a *young audience* so I can’t swear and do things I usually do” Seán now: “who’s been riding you huh? 😏”

[@hallieeramos]

Jack: *hating on dinosaurs and the stego-slide* Danny: I feel a disturbance in the force...

[@Ss-chili]

The archives are incomplete

[@samanthahartley6841]

I was thinking, Mr Sexbang would like to have a word with you sir.

[@Nyx_The_Phoenix]

YES SOMEONE SAID IT

[@Domedy_Comedy]

My entire point of coming to this comment section was to see if anyone had mentioned it yet

[@AznIzzay]

If there's one thing Dan can draw really well, it's a stegosaurus

[@Lkbmotion]

"Stegasaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs" *Dan Avidan starts to cry*

[@Skyfire85]

Stegasaur: *Readies Thagomizer* "You wanna say that again?"

[@SolstaceWinters]

Do you think if they started arguing about this we could call it a "Dinosaur Laser Fight"?

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@mingle27]

Robin's editing when you forgot to equip the hose and with Barney was so genius😁

[@fallenhunter3514]

Hey Jack, I hope you are well and going okay with your health. Thank you ver much for uploading another video, we appreciate you very much. Stay safe💫💫

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@mrgapi3354]

@@nox5936 so will you

[@charliepearce1886]

@@sygneg8561 you really have notifications turned on just to spam a fucking disgusting comment like this on every persons comment that’s honestly sad ngl

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You stay safe as well! and remember, there are people who appreciate you no matter what you think.

[@lorimartin6819]

That's very sweet. But did he say something was wrong with his health again? Sorry if I'm overreacting, I just have anxiety and panic easily.

[@potato_salad9346]

I thought Jack wouldn't have the patience to play this game, but it seems I was wrong

[@LilCheesyBean]

Maybe the old jack from 2015 wouldn’t have had the patience but he’s all grown up now

[@captainsquids2792]

@@LilCheesyBean viscera clean up detail

[@captainsquids2792]

He did pretty good on Viscera Clean Up detail

[@rogue_pixie]

jack: "can you stop looking so fucking sad?" me: you sound like my parents

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

I haven't heard Jack say anything about twisty nips in so long... nostalgic lol.

[@NostalgiaMan]

Wow that is clean. Jack always knows how to freshen up

[@mrmattiyt]

@Haylagaming_YT He is not, but you will be soon.

[@C4llM3R4v3n]

@@mrmattiyt yes

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@bogihegyi3110]

@Haylagaming_YT why do you have to do this, why just… why? what did Jack’s dad do to you that hurt you this much? and to the people that agree with you - what’s wrong with you? why do you watch a creator if you don’t like them or wish the worst for them? aren’t you torturing yourself with watching someone’s video that you don’t like?

[@justaepicman7859]

oh hey wutaii i didnt know you watch jack lol.

[@carthius]

The one thing that has bothered me an irrational amount with EVERYONE that has played this game is. They all wash bottom to top which in this game doesnt really matter but omfg i wish it did.

[@trickykrissy88]

OMG! I know right! my eye was twitching the whole time, and I kept hearing my dad say "top to bottom or you will be doing the same thing three times."

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

That toon link face only amplifies your comment.

[@gabemaloney1555]

Jack: "I thought the world was just a dark, dismal, and dusty place full of misery" Me: well… you're not wrong

[@-Miasimon]

Jackaboy: *Runs around in circles while spraying* Also Jackaboy: "It's just splotching everything"

[@alienhomey]

Jack: what is this? serotonin? i hardly know her. i haven't seen that emotion, that chemical in years! dopamine! *gasp* do what do i own the pleasure? Me: mooood

[@Skolg3r77]

Wha??

[@ivygatiwan3073]

when he nearly had an existential crisis thinking about how he's actually talking to us in the past💀🤣🤣

[@forgenorman3025]

"I think the final upgrade will be an orbital strike!" Dear gods I almost choked on my bagel. This is why I love you Sean.

[@kayleelord3457]

We should make a cult for him

[@tenshi3974]

And choke on bagels together

[@kayleelord3457]

@@tenshi3974 ye

[@tenshi3974]

@@kayleelord3457 I'll buy the bagels to newcomers and if they don't choke on it they aren't worthy

[@kayleelord3457]

@@tenshi3974 Yes, very indeed not worthy if thy don't choke on thee bagel.

[@GraceSerenityK]

"You think if I blow this, it'll turn?" Sean, I've been asking that question for decades and I've yet to turn one straight guy!

[@alyssarasmussen1723]

james charles be like: jk thats a joke

[@spacewolfcub]

Bless you for tryin’

[@wumpyreactstomemes2998]

Jack: This nozzle is the WORST. me who agrees with him: THEN STOP USING IT

[@andychamplin]

Jack: Are eggs clean? Me: It depends on where you live. The US cleans their eggs thinking it will prevent salmonella thus removing the protective coating that eggs have where in England it get shat out of the chicken an out on the shelves.

[@BowlOfSoup-ic8lv]

BOO!! did I scare you?

[@michaelklaus]

As far as I understand it no country outside the US clean their eggs. Because every other country can expect their populus to properly treat their eggs in ways to avoid salmonella themselves. And the "protective coating" is still the shell. It just get porous from cleaning. And ironically that is why in the US eggs have to be refrigerated in stores, transport, and storage while other countries could not care less about that problem.

[@andychamplin]

@@michaelklaus There is a natural protective layer over the eggs. There is a video from Today I Just Found Out (?) explaining the differences.

[@lefthanddontknow673]

I was gonna say, literally never wash the eggs that I get fresh from my own chickens unless they also pooped on it (which does occasionally happen, obviously when you gotta go you gotta go) but when it's sparkling clean? Pick it up, take it home, cook it and don't worry about it. It literally comes from the most antiseptic place on a chickens body and unless you have abhorrent cleanliness issues in your kitchen or try to eat the thing raw there ain't no thing to worry about.

[@danfr]

@@michaelklaus Canada is the one exception to that I know of. We also wash our eggs. Of course that's likely simply due to the proximity to the US and the interconnectedness of some of our markets. Also the other difference between the US/CA and countries that sell unwashed and unchilled eggs is most of those countries also take extra measures such as vaccinating their chickens against salmonella to reduce the presence of salmonella.

[@juusto3_352]

In case you play this again, the cleaner nozzle is to rinse the surface with the cleaner so that when you use the main nozzle it's easier to clean it.

[@MuffinTM]

so is the cleaner nozzle like a soap that you put over the dirty surface then you rinse it off with water?

[@juusto3_352]

@@MuffinTM Yes, exactly.

[@stormchaser4249]

Jack: Stegosaurus are like the Hufflepuff of dinosaurs. Me: *extremely triggered beyond belief right now*

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@captainharlems8534]

*eye twitch*

[@TLAizaakZtriker]

@@Hell_o847 Finally something positive. Even if it is repeated on a lot of comments.

[@Hell_o847]

@@TLAizaakZtriker spread the positivity my friend

[@kaileydawne6281]

I felt so attacked by that statement, as a hufflepuff myself 😆 🤣

[@xancarter1927]

"Stegasaurus was one of the crappier dinosaurs" And Daniel Avidanial, Lesser Grump and Ninja of all Party Sex, took great offense to that!

[@bryanhall5905]

Bet he's also a hufflepuff

[@thisbeusername2555]

I love how you made the Dan in his last name into daniel

[@coffinnote7353]

Your comment makes me happy. I hope Dan sees it

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO

[@heathertomlinson1961]

Them's fighting words... Steggies ARE my favorite.

[@Freefonix1234]

Sean is powerwashing my boredom away with these vids :D

[@christianparrish6647]

Shut up! Not you free fonix.

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@ethanjoseph376]

Sean: "I'm immune to the toxicity" Me in my head: the toxicity of our city, our city

[@danielaredes8573]

YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?!? HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDEEEERR DISORDEEEERR

[@eartheclipse8]

NOW! SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE, sacred silence and sleep

[@in33daname]

SOMEE WHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEEPP

[@aditimooley]

DISORDERRRR, DISORDER! DISOOOOORRRDEERRRR!

[@gracev1654]

what???

[@jayneparker1782]

I see that Jack has climbed aboard the love/hate train with the white nozzle and the soap lol

[@JT_Lich]

"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs" **Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

I literally thinking like: *Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@ScorpionGrass]

"stegosaurus are the Hufflepuff of the dinosaurs!' ...... So stegosaurus are good friends:)

[@khazz33]

Sean: I think I've gotten in over my head Me: Oh honey, you have no idea

[@kalekersey6847]

Jack: there’s no technology that cleans Roomba’s and washing machines: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@koudalayne9467]

And dishwashers and vacuums and cat washes. There’s so many!

[@kora-fell-down]

Cat washes???

[@austinfleck8664]

Not to mention power washers...

[@hannahhutchinson1756]

@@austinfleck8664 true!!!

[@shadowgaming5722]

Jack: ashen winter, kinda like the ash from a volcano. Me when after seeing one of the levels with a volcano: 👁👄👁

[@unagitakanashi9056]

"dinosaurs aren't real anymore" this just in, jack denies the existence of birds

[@crystaldragon2566]

And sharks, crocodiles/alligators, some fish, and the Coelacanth, a prehistoric fish from the age of dinosaurs that survived and still lives in the really deep parts of the ocean.

[@huntersreborn1806]

@@crystaldragon2566 and that creepy guy that lives in your basement

[@crystaldragon2566]

@@huntersreborn1806 Wat?

[@unagitakanashi9056]

@@crystaldragon2566 coelacanth, but those aren't dinosaurs

[@dexxedfrog9902]

The chickens are birds than dino nuggets are made with real dinosaurs

[@TeaLurker]

Whenever Jack posts is when it's a good time

[@jasonskayrak1227]

yep

[@splendid_panwulf3992]

@@nox5936 bro stfp

[@christianparrish6647]

@Lightbreaker you shouldn't do that!

[@splendid_panwulf3992]

@Lightbreaker no one’s rushing to your videos ever

[@RaBlazers]

@Lightbreaker you have no content

[@leilasteffens3352]

Me: *Enjoying my day* Jack: “ It is just like liking Hufflepuffs…they are that one lame one that is different.” Me: *is a Hufflepuff* Goodbye life!

[@MTG9745]

Playground: Is covered in dirt The grass around it: *completely dry and clean*

[@zikoriko764]

Soap doesn't wash, it cleanses. As in it makes it easier to clean.

[@Spiracle]

"Long extension my left testicle" Sean that sounds genuinely painful, but if that's something you want I know a guy who knows a girl who's brother's friend works in a rolling pin factory and if I pull a few strings I might get a 5% discount. *Actually why not just pull a few strings to start with and forget about the rolling pin*

[@pubgmobilebattlegrounds]

"Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment" 🔥

[@zeptomonkey4766]

Ye

[@soop6928]

Meow

[@benstetics]

Bet

[@yaboigaeman4105]

epick

[@sonicfan-pz6sb]

Found it

[@clara-mm6fe]

27:14 DING DING DING BELL OF CLEAN

[@DragonWingClan]

Jack: *equips Wood cleaner without the nozzle* Im a genius!!! Jack when he realized it: "IM A FOOL!!!"

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@christianparrish6647]

Dragonwing, your profile picture is cool.

[@DragonWingClan]

@@christianparrish6647 thank you

[@christianparrish6647]

@@DragonWingClan no prob. Dragons always have cool designs.

[@DragonWingClan]

@@christianparrish6647 now that i can agree with

[@thecluckster3908]

Jack the bottles are meant as a finisher, when you don’t know what exactly is missing you use it to cover a lot of room and get those few missing spots.

[@jaredgabriel9662]

He doesn't even know how to use them correctly

[@nicollefisher817]

Oh my god thank you, I needed this 😂 I’ve been wondering for the longest time what the point in them was 😁

[@catconrad7642]

I highkey thought it was just like soap and then you go over it 😂

[@rennysartst]

jack: there's no technology that cleans. jack: . . . jack: vacuum cleaner