Lawn Mowing Simulator

[@drunkenkurage4123]

Imagine sitting in your house and hearing the lawnmower guy just have a complete breakdown in your yard.

[@sekarmaltum1695]

you give him a tip, a silent nod -but you dont let him near your children..

[@kimmy8726]

@@sekarmaltum1695 FACTS. You tell em

[@smileysatanson3404]

or having the time of his life

[@octosimp1717]

My lawnmower guy did that once while I was outside

[@xerilaun]

my reaction: 7:16

[@-Panna-]

Mark: "Oh no... I'm enjoying it." Me: _"Ah sh*t, here we go again."_

[@pleasedontsub2732]

I would watch any series from Mark. He can make anything fun

[@altsc]

Amen to that

[@EmilyKveldulv]

@@pleasedontsub2732 yeah, honestly. I would watch him watch paint dry if he talked even a little bit

[@sephirothjr3920]

Yessir

[@-Panna-]

Guys, I loved the Powerwash Simulator videos (these were what I was referring to), too. 😂 Just a bit of a joke.

[@DiamondGuy34]

Guys, you've got it all wrong. He's not easily addicted to simulator games - he's just slowly transforming into a dad.

[@Diana-uh7mh]

Exactly

[@Firegen1]

Next up Forgotten DIY simulator and "no you can't borrow the car"

[@gjdkbfam7318]

Yeh

[@midnights2631]

He is

[@smileysatanson3404]

the month after: hey guys imma be a papa!

[@remembernovember9059]

6:55 Mark has a meltdown about people having opinions 11:29 Mark has a meltdown about children and animals leaving things in a yard that doesn't belong to him 13:35 Mark threatens to leave the game if it doesn't make alternating striation patterns 13:46 Mark's threat was empty 15:01 Mark rants about the quality of a lawnmower and Germans 15:32 Mark has an existential breakdown part 1 16:50 Mark has an existential breakdown part 2

[@DaFrogg2102]

Ze sacred chronicles of markiplier's mental health

[@VotedBiscuit]

thanks

[@canonickero]

Thank you very much for this detailed list

[@tanya-789]

My gratitudes!

[@OhanaHusky]

That opinions meltdown has been legendary for me for a yr now

[@eviespirit]

I love how mark makes his own full backstory for every simulator he does

[@thelionhearted9449]

Same

[@Balloraaaaaa]

Isn't that the best part tho. But u know he got Lixian dying laughing

[@ositaiza888]

4/5 stars: he started sobbing abt kickball in the middle of it??? overall tho he did an amazing job on our lawn and i will make him my regular

[@lizzyvilleda7601]

personally i believe that adds a show i’d give a 5/5

[@LilBowPink]

2/5 stars. He rage quit off the mower and destroyed all our flowers. The ones he didn’t mow over. He also tore up our bricks with the mower. The grass looks great though.

[@randy1822001]

He forgot to get under your arches. Be sure to instruct him better next time.

[@Sage_404.]

I didn’t get what you did- Then when I got it- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@weird_shit8649]

@@Sage_404. same 🤣

[@carolinehileman1104]

"I feel like I'm about to go into a finance meeting, or praise Jesus"- every local commercial in the Midwest ever, the music is perfect

[@aisutistoto5771]

Lmfao yes

[@julesg98]

Dead

[@dragonix2421]

Can confirm XD

[@robertcortez4956]

It actually sounds like something you’d hear in church

[@TheN8ism]

Oooo what if the finance meeting was for a church?

[@kleancut5016]

Little Timmy: “Mom, that guy you hired to cut the grass is crying outside” Mom: “That’s just Dee reliving the memories of the Minor league”

[@tieflingcody7493]

The fact that the moment answers that way means it's a regular thing.

[@nuclearbby5703]

I don’t know what’s more concerning: the fact that Mark enjoyed playing a lawn mowing sim, or the fact that I enjoyed watching Mark enjoy playing a lawn mowing sim

[@Skyfire85]

I asked a similar question on the first Power washer Simulator vid, except it was who is the bigger Boomer, him for playing or me for watching.

[@BarneyHL1]

What makes it more concerning is that i am enjoying a video of mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim while reading a comment about a person wondering they are more concerned that mark is enjoying a lawn mowing sim or that they are enjoying watching mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim

[@ridgedbullet2420]

The more concerning thing is that he's not actually mowing a lawn so he's mowing on his pc

[@sofia_kiri]

Probably both but at the same time there are 2.1 million people who are thinking the same thinf

[@locallylocal]

What's more concerning is the midlife crisis he had in the middle of it all. Hits too close man, too close.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark can literally play any simulator game and get addicted to it

[@potterinhe11]

The smell of shaving cream is fresh.

[@autumn0-032]

@@potterinhe11 wow

[@justinjacob1234]

SHUT UP

[@firaasewaldo2636]

He'll play em so good and nicely that he would plow neighbors land in Farming Simulator

[@monkeyblade99]

Then the return of yandere sim will be grand.

[@huxley8671]

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying it" Me, cracks knuckles: "Another 10 part series it seems"

[@keen283]

and half of them is just character customization

[@Sh1roNekoshi]

@@keen283 when i played sims I'd always get tired after making the household because it took me so long 😂

[@worstvegan]

I would absolutely watch 9 more episodes of this

[@unfriendlyghost]

Im severely allergic to grass so this is the only way I can experience mowing the lawn. Didn't know a mental breakdown was part of it, but nice to know.

[@violet8870]

Oh yeah, definitely one of the main components trust me

[@bunzbunz1442]

Wait how do you go outside-

[@unfriendlyghost]

@@bunzbunz1442 lmaooo I take daily allergy meds (different ones every 3 months bc my body develops resistance to them 🤙), an emergency inhaler, singulair daily (steroid for my lungs - let's me no longer need a nebulizer daily), and an epipen and benadryl are always on me. I just avoid the outdoors during peak allergy season and thankfully I live in a city, so grass isn't a huge issue. If someone's mowing their lawn, I will have to use my inhaler though. I don't start having an allergic reaction unless I'm touching it thankfully and k95 masks are really helpful.

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

allergic to grass? the human body keeps surprising me

[@unfriendlyghost]

@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω lol you should see my full allergy list then 😅 (i have a mast cell disease so i agree, the human body keeps surprising me too)

[@mirovauk8238]

Imagine just looking at your yard and seeing Mark crying on a lawnmower while driving through your flower beds. That would be a sight to see

[@moniquevester879]

Id honestly just let him enjoy his fum 😂

[@TheNotSoAnonymousMan]

I'd watch it

[@Sarah.Giddzxx]

I would give him a raise and a bonus 😂

[@Dragonfire331]

I would probably join him in crying

[@tannerreid757]

I would give him a hug

[@useyourimagination692]

Mark: "I used to mow the lawn at my mom's house" *Flashbacks to when he admitted to crashing a riding lawnmower*

[@themaxterz0169]

When?

[@pikachu_is_cute1]

You mmmmmember

[@useyourimagination692]

@@themaxterz0169 during Unus Annus, they did a video that was essentially 2 truths 1 lie and one of Mark's true statements was that him and his brother crashed a riding lawnmower when they were younger. There might be a clip somewhere out there, but I'm not sure

[@useyourimagination692]

@@pikachu_is_cute1 I mmmember

[@quietone2674]

Mark: "Oh no...I'm enjoying this." Me: Welp...get ready for another 7+part simulator series everyone.

[@jamesk3565]

I do hope so lol

[@d0kidoki]

tbh, this game fills the "satisfying" hole that power wash simulator never did, so i hope he does do another 7 part series on it lol

[@pleasedontsub2732]

I would watch any series from Mark

[@doesthisreallymatterseriously]

I'm okay with that, lmao. He makes these things entertaining and relaxing

[@DaniJHollis]

Sign me up, baby!

[@arieswashere]

Mark: I *am* the employee. I *am* the vehicle. Just imagine Dee riding another identical Dee who's on all fours and he's crawling while chomping on the grass aggressively.

[@SupItzN4Z4]

😂

[@Akosua.flower]

Every KZbinr: *Plays Squid game* Mark: *Plays every simulator known to man*

[@Cherry_Blossom69]

He's just different and we love him

[@Johnathon759]

Not every KZbinr

[@olivierr.5752]

That's why I love Mark. He plays games no one else does

[@Cherry_Blossom69]

@FandomKween13❎ very well put, lovely 👏👏👏👏

[@grimreaper2680]

Mark is the only KZbinr who doesn't hop on the trend like others, I remember the time when minecraft was getting really popular again like 2 years ago now because of pewdiepie and everyone else also started playing it, because everyone was getting more views from it, but not Mark he's just built different. He did not play minecraft at all for that hype time period.

[@mr.craven5829]

I feel like he should have named the company "Dee's Cuts."

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Best suggestion

[@thelionhearted9449]

Omg someone needs Dee’s Cuts right now 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cosplay_crow]

Hah! Mowed em!

[@khyrulkabir8014]

DEEZ CUTS dang your a genius XD

[@gameplayfps6844]

I love it

[@keithalear6796]

When Mark was screaming about how he was cutting the lawn, that is my dad. He refuses to make those fancy lines and only goes in a circle around the yard lol

[@githane]

Haha. Yeah, but circles are so inefficient vs lines. Circles are more fun but you have to end up redoing a lot for missed spots.

[@keithalear6796]

@@githane I agree, but somehow my dad doesn't miss anything! He is the typical dad that obsesses over mowing😂😂 that his place to get away from the family.

[@kyberkreeper]

Mark: *has done several creative projects* Also Mark: "I hate customization."

[@Kiterpuss]

Fun fact about Roombas: the original machine was actually incredibly accurate in learning your home. As in, within a few hours you would walk into a room and it would be running in perfect efficient lines around furniture. It was so fast learning that it freaked out the folks in the consumer trials, so the machines were "dumbed down" to make them appear less intelligent so people would feel comfortable buying them.

[@bookbook9495]

That is beautiful- and now we pack bond to them like pets

[@AWizardOfTastyness]

Dear God I hope this isn't true How upsetting..

[@DakotaCastro7]

that’s so interesting and terrifying thank you

[@mesasimonson6612]

I can’t decide whether this fact is most interesting, sad, or disappointing…maybe it’s just all of each at once

[@breadboix2158]

I feel like markiplier’s roomba was a different breed, flipped over after doing one final clear of the house

[@christaylor3572]

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying myself!" Me: "Goooooood, make another 10 episodes of simulator satisfaction.."

[@hippydisnerd]

I’m rooting for thirty

[@christaylor3572]

@@hippydisnerd I'll be happy after about 50

[@Ranger-oc2uz]

We can only hope

[@hippydisnerd]

@@christaylor3572 True tho

[@X7RYQ]

@@christaylor3572 70 sounds better

[@joelsamuel8407]

Tbh at this point Mark is obsessed with simulator games.

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@creativeanimations7895]

Yes indeed

[@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370]

@Windowz Yoshi Gigatrum no shit sherlock

[@acemarvel1564]

At least it’s a break from the spookies

[@jdarny3877]

Hes trying to recreate the high of jet wash simulator lol

[@aobmaster778]

Amy, hearing Mark scream at nobody for telling him how to cut grass: “Aaaaah, simulator☝️”

[@DecayingSoldier]

These simulator games are basically turning into a podcast of Mark with the game in the background, and I love it

[@ellag6388]

Can you say alpha Kenny one as fast as you can.

[@ActuatedGear]

SPEAKING OF PODCASTS!!! Have you been listening to Distractible?

[@dessidepressi]

Imagine being Amy and hearing Mark just casually in his gaming room YELLING about how you cannot have an opinion lol

[@mogy6492]

Im sure Amy is used to hearing the randomest shit coming from Marks filming room

[@themindfulmoron3790]

They've been together for over half a decade, I don't imagine anything she hears him shout could surprise her at this point.

[@kaincrow9624]

I think that’s low on the “surprising things to hear” list all things considered

[@grafi8430]

You talking about this? 7:05

[@dessidepressi]

Precisely that moment, yes.

[@l3g0b0y6]

Mark: "Last stop on the road of simulator games" Me: X to Doubt.

[@chemicalwonderland2492]

i do landscaping for a living and this is pretty damn accurate. i use a standing mower that goes 20 mph, and its super fun! lol. however theres no such thing as a mowers motor gettting "overloaded". we mow for 12 hours striaght every day and they never slow down or break down. and the "pro view" in this game is what we call the "landscaper's eye"

[@AustinAdams-ot9np]

Mark: "Guys, Im enjoying it" **Pulls out white New Balances and cracks beer**

[@shrimpy2688]

Underrated comment

[@Luke-kc9li]

Starts answering the phone “yellooo?” And asking “alright, now what’s the damage?” Every time he gets handed the bill at a restaurant

[@ashleywatson3407]

The Boomer life is full of so much bliss you have no idea. Yeah. I sit here watching KZbin instead of TV for hours at a time to occupy my day. And, yeah. It's mostly because my health is so bad and I'm literally extremely I'll. But, yeah. It's the f****** life. You have no idea. You sit on your ass all day.. watching tv. And, yeah. It does get boring. But,.yeah. It's kind of the f****** life, bro, not even going to lie.

[@cmleonel]

What’s white new balances?

[@animeaxeman]

@@cmleonel dad shoes

[@littlemisslostboy2263]

Dee: *literally just existing* Eef: finally… a worthy opponent…

[@fluddsan1144]

Our battle will be legendary

[@menacebadge417]

who are those people

[@majortritone]

@@menacebadge417 Dee is what Mark named his character in the video above. Eef is a nickname for Ethan (AKA CrankGameplays) that he came up with for himself in an episode of [redacted channel] where they messed around with Hooked on Phonics.

[@DTorto]

@@majortritone memento mori

[@8-bittim419]

*E Intensifies *

[@reydragonclaw1128]

Mark: **sobbing hysterically** Captions: _ah, such lovely _*_MUSIC_*

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@тαρ мє αи∂ ѕєχ ωιтн мє Charlo I thought u were a booty bot but you made an actual comment, are u paid to advertise it?

[@HalcyonSerenade]

Mark's "I was destined for big things" monologue at 15:45 almost gave me a mid-life crisis in my 20s

[@silentxphoenix7188]

6:56 what I imagine would happen if I ever questioned my dad's lawnmowing skills

[@FAEDOODLE]

Pfft-

[@chuckporter9526]

We're serious about this kind of thing! Because we can't all be race car drivers, can we... (quiet sob)

[@dmanshow5175]

Hearing mark say "I am the vehicle" makes me want a lixian animation of mark pushing himself as a lawnmover

[@elijahthompson5520]

@Aria Penelope if your a Christian, I'm the pope.

[@UpbeatGoth]

The way Mark got more and more pissed about other people's opinions about mowing lawn I think is the scariest I've ever seen him get.

[@angelgamer3846]

Yeah I agree, Mark's great and I still enjoy watching him. But personally as someone who has troubles with hearing people especially men yell, it made me nervous. Not blaming Mark it's just scary like you said.

[@kitsuneelie9133]

Lolol not nearly. Watch some of his old vids like "getting over it" 😩 this is a cakewalk compared to the legitimate hellfire rage he had going on.

[@UpbeatGoth]

@@kitsuneelie9133 oh I know, I remember vividly 😱

[@catslover2241]

I love how even during the 2x speed up, Markiplier barely even moves his head at all. Cutting grass is a skill that requires your utmost attention and focus

[@YelloWool]

I'm getting worried that Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

[@Chubbyunicorn60]

Stfu furry. I'm just kidding, I luv ur vids wool. Keep up the great work

[@Annasdreaming]

I'm worried I may be addicted to watching

[@SnarkyRogue]

This is all to tease 'Markiplier Simulator' which he'll announce in January for a Holiday 2022 release window

[@painfullyaverage6949]

Oh hey you finally got verified by youtube

[@gamar356]

@Lightbreaker i know you are waiting for a response and i shouldnt, but let me remind you that commenting increases mark's youtube stats

[@koravel]

Mark: Aah. This brings me back to the days of cutting my mom's lawn. Me: You mean when you used your teeth to cut each blade because you were too poor to buy scissors to cut the lawn with?

[@stellardreamrocket]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bunbun4889]

Lots Of Laughts

[@jammindragon1812]

More like used nail clippers

[@virtualsoran]

yeah my immediate thought was "Your mom had a riding mower?? But the poverty meme!"

[@Ntx_MrE]

17:21 lessons learned, pressure washing = deep philosophical appreciation for the little things in life, almost Zen style. Lawn mowing = remorse for where life is at now vs what it could have been. Good to know! Thanks Mark

[@karmickhaleesi]

God, it almost hurts to realize how domestic Mark has become. He’s close to leaving us, for a full family, and that’s okay. And it’s enough to make me cry.

[@karmickhaleesi]

@FandomKween13❎ I know, but after years of watching him the little things let you know he’s becoming more domestic.

[@rainyweatheron]

@@karmickhaleesi well you cant be screaming shit in your 50's

[@AdamIqball]

Mark: calls company and player "d" instead of the letter that comes right after it *"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this 👌 close"*

[@mrdontentre5534]

Ah,"d" the best

[@snazzydwarf8487]

“I feel like I’m about to go into a finance meeting or praise Jesus” knowing mark he’s probably doing both at the same time just to prove that he can

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@eu.mesmo.godofredo414]

what about a praise meeting about financing Jesus?

[@juliahart8593]

And with that, you've just unlocked the average daily routine of a Republican official, save for the blatant disdain of anyone different from him. It's never a her or a them.

[@Joecraft02]

@@juliahart8593 Congratulations, you made it political, way to ruin the fun! 😁

[@eu.mesmo.godofredo414]

@@juliahart8593 huh?

[@R3IMYSS]

7:05 - Amy in the other room: "Ah yes, Mark showing his fans how much he loves them."

[@brandonhigel2334]

11:44 - Chica in the other room: “I shall poop in the neighbors lawn”

[@suzyb1984]

7:04 Lixian's editing gave us one of the funniest TikTok meme sounds in history

[@missyzalgo6738]

My friend has that as a sound alert on her twitch 🤣

[@carterstevenson6009]

POV: You draw back your curtains and look outside to check the progress of your lawn and find Mark sobbing to himself quietly while reminiscing about his past.

[@poolside-pirate]

The beginning was funny but the “praise jesus” part made me actually laugh, because it’s so specific and true

[@a.b.cooper4807]

I laughed but then realized that if the guitar was a little more muted, the music is almost exactly like the music my church plays for the announcements.

[@davidhmingmawia]

nice pfp

[@LordVader1094]

Unless it's a Catholic or Orthodox church lol

[@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966]

Legit. Memories from going to a Baptist church suddenly came rushing back lol. So glad to be Presbyterian now 👍

[@divinebeef8660]

@@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966 Baptist gang right here

[@drewp.wiener1105]

“This brings me back to my days of cutting my moms lawn” he says as he bumps into bushes.

[@tearez13]

he never said he did a good job cutting his mom's lawn...

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos . I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@janpavel1441]

@@26mic5 enjoy your one way trip to africa bro

[@Wampa842]

Everyone that's ever mowed grass has done that. Slamming the mower's front into the bush is way less effort than doing it """"properly"""" and moving the branches.

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

I like to imagine this is how God reacted when he banished Satan to hell 7:05

[@peterwilliams2887]

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@michaelbriggs3787]

⁠@@peterwilliams2887I sure this is how so students wish they could talk to teachers when they say you can’t use your phones in class

[@jjfranz2000]

“I feel like I’m going to a finance meeting or praise Jesus” truer words have never been spoken

[@WolfgangDoW]

Underrated

[@toothpastereal]

As a Christian I felt this quote deep in my soul.

[@Nanomano2864]

@@toothpastereal nice

[@hotdogshake4764]

the accuracy of what he said tho

[@seanmetzer9575]

I died laughing when he said that. Then I came back to life just to post this.

[@Gloobly]

“honey, the mowing guy is crying again!”

[@epgamer1145]

It’s just the allergies

[@Yung_Ianis]

Honey the mowing man is also screaming how you cannot have a opinion

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

"Uh oh. I'm enjoying myself" Exactly how I felt playing some of these little slices of real life simulator games meant for a relaxing less stressful time

[@Ninjewdi]

Genuinely mowing around the edges has always been my move. I know it’s less efficient but also it’s simpler and more satisfying when the lawn is a weird shape and has lots of obstacles.

[@xixcl]

Markiplier has quite literally played a plethora of simulator games and is probably capable of doing any job in real life now professionally.

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@eu.mesmo.godofredo414]

wait till he plays dictator simulator...

[@averyriley3186]

@@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 oh god no

[@samanthasoriano4188]

I can’t imagine what Amy thinks when mark is like “oh yeah I’m gonna go record lawn mower simulator” and then hears him screaming profanities at the top of his lungs moments later. I’m sure she’s used to it at this point but how used to that can you really get

[@Foreststrike]

Why do I hear existential dread?

[@samanthasoriano4188]

@@Foreststrike I’m always just kind of in a state of existential dread

[@Foreststrike]

@@samanthasoriano4188 Same here, I was more referring to Amy in this instance.

[@kittenmagician7416]

As someone who did groundskeeping for 5 years, cutting the grass diagonally like a baseball field is by far the most satisfying

[@mesasimonson6612]

The intro here is not only funny, but absolutely on-point, and completely made sense on a level I didn’t even realize I was aware of

[@ozz1759]

This worried me, because I remembered how he couldn't harvest a straight line to save his life in the farming simulator with Bob and Wade xD

[@tj_2701]

On top of that, he is mowing in the WRONG direction. I question if has actually mowed before lol

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@tj_2701 i mean he says he used to mow his moms lawn, probably not very well but i mean its just grass

[@karleejm3779]

@@tweenytwinkies to my dads it’s anything but just grass

[@LeafyReuploads]

18:49 Mark: "Oops, sorry about that" Also mark: "IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT"

[@laurynl2416]

This is basically just Mark letting us know via simulator games, that he is in fact, becoming an old man 🤣 and there ain't a single thing wrong with it

[@cidinhaines3632]

I imagine his comercial being like: "Do you have tall grass? Because that could give you a rash, so make sure to call us and we will be there in a dash. And we will cut your grass as fast as the flash. And we do this just so you can give us your cash." "Only at D"

[@cloudy7952]

This has just proven that if it exists, there is a simulator for it.

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@bruhfoot8450]

We need to make that a rule XD

[@A_HUMAN_YT]

The fitness gram pacer test

[@Oa515]

@@26mic5 bet bot

[@masts34590]

Just like rule 34

[@colekiesler6218]

Markiplier: “Should I go to a finance meeting or praise Jesus?” Later: “I’m not sure!”

[@VxW2020]

As a Christian I can confirm that both are extremely similar lololol

[@earthtoconnor]

@@VxW2020 same and i agree as well lmao

[@RosheenQuynh]

I was literally waiting for Christian lyrics to happen when I realized just how much it sounded like Christian music 😂

[@triple_cheese]

I like how Mark transformed from shouting serial killer to even scarier calm serial killer.

[@queerroux]

2 years later, suddenly being reminded that the infamous opinion quote came from a lawn mowing simulator game, has definitely made my day 😭

[@animeotaku647]

Music Exists: Mark: "I feel like I'm about to praise Jesus." Me: I mean he's not wrong. That is the music you hear for a solid 30 mins before the service actually starts.

[@sadmac356]

Seriously, though, I immediately got "praise Jesus" vibes from the music for that reason

[@WhiteDeath512]

My fellow Jesus homies. Love u guys.

[@goofNorton]

Knew I wasn't the only one lol

[@jer8279]

It's Sunday, so this really fits.

[@connorthompson4030]

*confused in polytheist*

[@czjaka15]

I don't like how much I can relate to Dee's existential crisis.

[@Julian-hh3yp]

*Dee's who?*

[@Nafinafnaf]

Dee’s trademark burgers!

[@hypedupdemon]

I got a label maker for an early birthday present today and got really excited. Then I realized how lame I've become

[@tre1084]

"Well if there's ONE thing the Germans know, Its beer, and suspensions, sauerkraut, and precision engineering." -Markiplier 2021

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

My German blood saluted.

[@elisabethboning3147]

And Bread! Don't forget our endless bread Repertoire! I mean, we're literally well-known for the world's most bread-types.

[@LurpakSpreadableButter]

And whatever happened in 1945

[@phantasticdrago230]

Isnt sauerkraut polish?

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

@@phantasticdrago230 it's delicious. That's all that matters.

[@sleepysparrow7971]

I love how we make chores into games. Mowing, powerwashing, being a hand, ffs lmao But we eat it up because Markiplier is amazing :)

[@tmmangrum]

Mark: “tell me what you guys want me to play or finish playing. I want to finish some stuff I never got back to. Also mark: “here is another simulator about another mundane task that I’ll only do once.”

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@ganonbit]

Why does “D” look like an older Ethan if he became a depressed dad.

[@kotabee3630]

D is EEF 2.0

[@kay19129]

Dethan or Deef

[@staff97]

*E

[@horsez4eva18]

I maintain the grounds at a golf course and it's so satisfying seeing everything freshly cut. 4 seasons working there and I still love it

[@Chris-mr9us]

6:57 bro goes from inner demons to "Weather was nice today" :)

[@masteryoda5931]

The way he loses his shit over some grass at 6:55 is proof of Mark’s descent into the madness of simulator games

[@flipzerogaming]

Mark having a crisis about the inverted controls is so funny to me 😂

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@silentgamer4368]

I understand his pain. My brain is inverted (it's my sisters fault) but also not. As in looking around the camera need to be inverted but when aiming it CAN'T be or I am so fucking confused.

[@palatusgames8800]

@Shamohhh bot*

[@emon5822]

As a Christian: I can honestly say that the opening musics DOES in fact sound like one of those very popular worship songs that everyone will be singing for a year or two and then completely forget about after another year or two 😂

[@MrMaradok]

As a Roman Catholic, I must admit to disliking that kind of music. I don’t care if that’s how you want to pray, but when the choir director is using this happy-go-praise-Him kind of music during Lent, then I have issues.

[@soulcyclone360]

@@MrMaradok fair enough

[@zc8211]

@@MrMaradok I was raised prot, a lot of stuff about it put me off music being one of the big ones. Eventually converted to Orthodoxy, I'll never understand how protestants consider most of the music they use to be reverent enough to be used in worship.

[@emon5822]

@@MrMaradok fair enough, I’m a Southern Baptist myself ✝️

[@darcymoore669]

Mark: chooses mulcher that Mulches Grass (doesn't leave grass cuttings for striations) Still Mark: IF IT DOESN"T LEAVE STRIATIONS--

[@peachpunk6939]

The completion confetti scared me more than any scary game he’s played

[@phantasmalfrog2570]

6:46 Mark gets mad at a criticism of his own work that he brought up and goes into a psychopathic rage. Then he calms down and proceeds to go insane. Classic Mark.

[@breadbaron42]

Mark: This is a relaxing game Also Mark: 6:53

[@murlinroyal]

When Mark started taking on the role of the "Depressed Lawn Mower" my eyes literally almost watered up ಥ_ಥ (very funny Mark keep up the great work - looking forward to In Space With Markiplier!

[@TheLookingGlass001]

I feel like this sad mower guy that Mark created is going to be another alter-ego alongside Darkiplier and Wilfer Warfstach in a future episode.

[@nerokipe]

I hope

[@florien3759]

Mark, just make a whole separate channel and label it, “Marks simulator obsession”

[@Akanalusa]

5:38 He's having a flashback of one of the few times he could have fun, by cutting grass because they were too poor to afford fun. Is this joke old? Yes. Will I willingly run it into the ground because it's still funny as heck? Also yes!

[@DenizenoftheAges]

"Why would anyone want to do drugs when they could mow a lawn?" -Hank Hill

[@laraendlight9887]

11:45 I can hear Mark screaming: "Rest while you can! Because I will hunt you! And I wll break you!" at the "culprit"😂

[@Not_Soundwave]

Me: When oh when will Mark upload more Gas Station Sim? Mark: (playing another sim) Me: ...Ain't even mad.

[@samsonguy10k]

I don't think we're getting more gas station sim. He had that one-off tone about him with that. Let's let him get into what he enjoys, because if he enjoys it, we'll enjoy the video.

[@seanwallace9269]

Gas station simulator gets really repetitive from the poLytheism I've watched

[@hannahware3751]

Honestly if I had the means I would totally play that game myself cause that seems up my alley but I understand why Mark may not replay it

[@veronicatorres8793]

If you came here by clearly confused, this is the part you are looking for😉 7:06

[@Kilanna]

Mark: wow this brings the joy like power washing simulator! Also Mark: *monologues the depressing life of a middle aged suburban dad who peaked in highschool*

[@thereisnoneedtocallmesir]

There is one important thing about moving lawns irl though: don’t lawn in a circle from the outside to the inside because it traps animals that can then get maimed or killed by the lawnmower, which not many people realize

[@Kineticboy2K1]

What animals do you have in your yard that can't escape cut grass?

[@heartbeatguyman113]

@@Kineticboy2K1 dude once those rabbits hit the cut grass they die bro didn't you know?

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

Squirrels be like "oh no hes starting to mow, and I only have a window of 2 hours to get out of the way, what will I do?!"

[@heartbeatguyman113]

@@TheDevilockedzombie once that lawn mower starts they're as good as dead mate.

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

@@heartbeatguyman113 just the circle of life. Live by the mower, you die by the mower.

[@_juniparo_6157]

*Amy, chilling watching Tv* Mark in the other room: 7:00

[@pootmahgoots8482]

11:45 Mark's dog in a different room: "I feel a disturbance in the force."

[@alexiious]

Markeplier on 2019: "E" Markeplier now: "DEE"

[@tearez13]

he's evolving

[@ITZABIRD]

EEF

[@skena76]

Hahaha banana.

[@bluelfsuma]

Mark in a few years: DEEEEEEZ NUTS

[@TheEchoShark]

He evolved

[@Gabush]

alternate title: "Keanu Reaves has a mental breakdown over lawnmowers"

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

"Oh no, guys...I'm enjoying it. Hold on. Wait. Oh no." Is this where Mark finally realizes that he actually is a masochist? Because of lawn mowing simulator?

[@woodsendragon4772]

coming from a person who's bi-weekly sometimes weekly mow was 2 hours with a ride mower, the loop-around strat seen at 17:54 is quite useful if implemented properly :]

[@aoikuma2337]

I feel like these recent games that’s mark has been playing is just a saga in a new series “a day in the life of every single middle aged American man in mid-life crisis”

[@jessbeingme8155]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they all created another alter ego lol

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Mark: [was so poor he couldn't celebrate Easter as a child] Also Mark: [had a riding lawn mower and not just a pushing one]

[@tfam9710]

Mark experienced a lot of emotion when he cut grass. There is laughter, joy, anger, and sadness. Its wholesome

[@DANKrooster935]

*it's

[@SierraAAM]

@@DANKrooster935 Imagine ignoring the entirety of the comment and what it has to say just to focus on (literally) the smallest of grammatical mistakes.

[@DANKrooster935]

@@SierraAAM I saw what was said lol just trying to help them out, no trouble...

[@lotrdude13]

I still mow my grandparents' lawn each week, and sometimes our lot which we're trying to get rid of. Going in stripes is far more efficient, for the most part, though it doesn't really matter. It really is one of those tasks that is just tedious enough but not so terribly boring that you can just lose yourself in your thoughts for awhile and go on autopilot.

[@C.Sharpe]

Stripes are easier with a push mower too... That's pretty much the only advantage of a push mower though 😅 👍

[@SymonOnua]

Mark's melancholy brings us the joy he never can have.