HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS | Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator - Part 2

When a Daddy asks you back to his house what do you do?? It's all happening so fast!
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[@CoverCode]

''I dont kiss and tell. I fuck and talk'' -Jack OMG aahahhaha.

[@_gwenvy4792]

Worra Quote of the year!! LOL cx

[@kadencekrause2875]

LOL

[@peinguinmcgee]

But he was actually right about that,lol

[@CoverCode]

thats true :,D

[@bethisabee]

Jack (with sincerity): "I'd fuck him!" me: *chokes on fizzy drink* (same though)

[@wulfie3124]

PixelatedSparks yE

[@MonyXChan]

PixelatedSparks Don't we all? Robert is the bae!

[@strawberry9192]

Jack Tops

[@sofiipote7]

yeah I had the same reaction. It surprised but I was thinking exactly the same, that I would totally fuck Robert XD

[@joshuahickey9037]

PixelatedSparks I

[@alliellama233]

Jack: **sees any of the dads** Jack: WHAT A *_s e x y b e a s t_*

[@comedian1236]

Allie-st roberts hot

[@randomweeaboo3351]

robert, don't get me started. He is soooooo hawt i just want him to take his hand and strangle me

[@bensnurplecumderdickerpatc1045]

Random Weeaboo :3 honestly though

[@randomweeaboo3351]

@@bensnurplecumderdickerpatc1045 yEs

[@sewerrat6601]

AllieLlama smexy beastssss

[@deaniatangata6923]

jack : " also , flamingo shorts and crop top " jack : * stands heroically *. IM A DAD

[@jaredlikesmusic]

deeiscool The best part 😂

[@RedK5]

deeiscool timestamp?

[@MrJayxander]

26:03

[@sweetpea2604]

It was at this moment all the fan girls squealed in excitement (including me) 😊🥰😍

[@Idk-rr8mt]

@@sweetpea2604 yup

[@pheapphan7157]

Part One : there was a spider on my neck! Part Two : there was a fly on my monitor Jack wtf the fuck. what's next? Part Three : there's a snake in my boot

[@Zakibear]

Pinhead Unicorn Larry hahaha

[@pheapphan7157]

Madooken B You're very welcome

[@wontongabrie]

Pinhead Unicorn Larry i

[@recurve6679]

Pinhead Unicorn Larry Oh dear lord... pandering to all my loves: animated movies, drawn out jokes, and Tom Hanks. I cannot get enough of this comment!!

[@imhorny2377]

YES :D

[@hunterforsythe7524]

"make friends now make fuckbuddies later"-Sean 2017

[@tezwoods6457]

Sean from thrifty rooote

[@agiar2000]

Now THAT'S a good Dad tip! ;)

[@cheriselopes]

Hunter Forsythe Septiplier Awaaaaayyyy

[@samev1780]

Time stamp?

[@jacksongalea9440]

SamEv17 27:00

[@stoink1292]

“Hey dad” “Yes Amanda?” “Have you noticed that basically everyone we’ve met is sexy as hell” *”No...”*

[@AdamGotYoutube]

"Make friends first, and then make f*ck buddies later" - Jacksepticeye 2017

[@meg_0210]

" *aaah, faster daddy* "jack, for _fucks_ sake

[@wednesdayunderwood4488]

meg he did not think through saying that.

[@severswan2930]

meg Same

[@epicdanny11]

meg I was just going to come to the comments to see if anyone pointed that out

[@abolishice591]

I'm dead!

[@pedrostormrage]

meg He meant that as if he were River, telling Craig to **run** faster. If your mind was elsewhere, that's not Jack's fault :P

[@Knoxident]

Jack is literally me interacting with any kids.. "HI KIDS...Oh god you're fucking creepy..."

[@Batcathedral0]

I know exactly how it feels.

[@alexismaldonado6396]

XD sometimes same

[@andymcgill1313]

same im so much of an introvert that most normal people seam creepy to me normal people are creepy

[@dayton4883]

same

[@alandriapenn8615]

Knoxident same though

[@chewy.chapstick6836]

Jack: 'TAKE THAT MR HANDSOME SEXY BEARD' Me: *I'm crying with laughter 😂😂😂*

[@zerpumpkins9790]

*Jack says in deep voice* "lay it on me baby." *chokes on water*

[@GoldAssen11]

Raindrop Droptop Jack is a Dad in a Crop top

[@zaniyapearson3313]

Gold Assassin11 XD

[@thenamesmila9093]

Gold Assassin11 that goes so well XD

[@xylengreylend8042]

Gold Assassin11 TEN OUT OF TEN BEST RHYME EVER BRO

[@GoldAssen11]

Thank You I appreciate it

[@donniemontoya9300]

And flamingo shorts ;)

[@Kaito-xb3en]

"We have River, we have Lake, and our other child's name is Pond". *I'm dead*

[@penmumble]

hahhahah

[@MizukiHawkeye]

Kaito Ah yes, River Pond, my favorite Doctor Who character

[@grammarpoliceunita2745]

Eos You mean River Song, or is that a mashup of her name? Melody Pond + River Song - Melody - Song = River Pond. (Hell yes I know mathematics!) Amy and Rory made a good decision in smashing in the TARDIS.

[@abbiking2324]

I actually go to school with a girl who has brothers named river and lake. Her name's Ocean........

[@elanabarber3362]

Kaito I have a friend named Lake

[@itsmcfreakingkero9317]

When Jack was pretending to jog It looks rather interesting

[@mostlyharmless3100]

It's McFreaking Kero EXACTLY

[@NoeBlaze]

Especially with the huffing and puffing ( something weirds happening)

[@boredkalian3456]

I agree lmao

[@kameronbancroft2114]

It made it even worse when he said "faster daddy!", I legit choked.

[@totaltrashmammal6476]

That moment you realize that Sean can rock a crop top better than you.. Me: well played Jack, well played... **stiffles a tear**

[@charlotte1455]

Same

[@cal_motus332]

Same buddy, same

[@sewerrat6601]

anyone can rock one better than me im really fat

[@gloriouswaterbottle8968]

Live Demon Gacha what, no girl I just looked at ur channel, you’re so pretty!

[@sewerrat6601]

Glorious Waterbottle sureeeeeeeee

[@sonnshinebread8894]

Robert: Let's do it. Jack: Wait- are you talking about actually doing IT oh gOD-

[@angryjester8622]

honestly me

[@thanatos2321]

I'm not deaf

[@Pee_paw69]

Egglord stop being a jerk and trying to start fights with people, im sure ur only fighting online bc u cant win a fight irl

[@probablytonikensa4744]

What'sUpFucker's Robert kinda reminds me of Reyes....

[@HeroStudios101]

most of the dads remind me of Overwatch Characters... Reyes, Morrison, Genji, McCree and Hanzo

[@buffeniarohrig2833]

*jack jumping up and down in his chair* "faster daddy" *chokes on water*

[@nataleevernon9815]

Buffenia Rohrig legit same😂

[@gracelawless4083]

Where the hell does this happen???

[@KisokayHonk]

Swirlendipity After you're done meeting up with Craig lol

[@bellarowlison]

OK SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE

[@rez_vincent705]

Swirlendipity 12:30

[@demiandrews2730]

Rain drop drop top Jacks wearing a crop top

[@devontheriault9721]

Demtem +30 for the dead meme

[@reinhardtwillhelm1283]

Raindrop drop top Obito was crushed by a rock rock

[@AlphanaII517]

@@reinhardtwillhelm1283 spitting 🔥

[@reinhardtwillhelm1283]

Midnight Diamond thank you sir🤍

[@potatopotpie776]

Jack's baby noises are absolutely adorable. ☺️

[@mrthg2831]

*FaSTeR dADdY*

[@erin1505]

@@mrthg2831 OH FUCK 🤣🤣

[@rhiannoncontento9647]

"make freinds then fuck buddies later"-Jacksepticeye 2017

[@prodtaariqtheeevee7846]

rhi c Is jack gay

[@k2th.223]

Orion12344 No, just bc someone says somthing like that doesnt make them gay. Its called a *joke*.

[@absurdconception1155]

"I'm into dudes"- Jacksepticeye 2017

[@ilexdiapason]

Jonathan Soares a beautiful quote

[@applelon]

Septiplier. He confirmed it. ABORRRRRRT

[@AerisRising]

AvalonTheAverage he has a girlfriend

[@andjelastojanovic9643]

Maggie the Who He might be bi tho

[@layla_does_stuff9318]

Smøł Cabellø Haha, no he's straight but he's being gay for the game.....never thought i'd say that...

[@eyrist1369]

Y 'A L L R O B E R T K NOW S C O NS E NT WH O A

[@simsamsammie]

eyrist bad boy who’s a gentleman at his core? Sign me the FUCK up

[@randomweeaboo3351]

he's so hawt

[@wellokthenkaiju4202]

Thank goodness finally a hottie that asks.

[@bumble_kiwi]

he's the best omg

[@mothiq]

robert: "so, are we doing this?" jack: roBERT SENPAI ??? owo!!!!!!!

[@6ubble-gum]

"We have River, we have Lake, our other child's name is Pond." I am deceased

[@sarcasticdog2484]

They have two other kids called Lagoon and Creek.

[@LivRayner]

Can't forget about Ocean and Sea. Also, Body. But his middle name is Ofwater. So, Body Ofwater.

[@heatherwaltersdorff5324]

i think ocean will be the next child

[@artilyns7172]

And when ocean is grown up, his name shall be Ocean Man--

[@lionel7216]

The Water Family: Descendants of Aquaman.

[@fopdumpling9542]

'We have River. We have Lake. Our other chill's name is Pond' 🤣🤣🤣

[@bb-vn9kq]

'We cant forget our oldest, Ocean'

[@TheLutastic]

I died with that I was taking a shower while watching and I had to turn around and read if Craig actually said that and I was like 😂😂

[@csakegyjedi]

And our dog is called Rory Williams :D

[@beowolf9480]

this made me smile@@csakegyjedi

[@Dany-bh1ze]

@@bb-vn9kq also the new born Puddle

[@septiccomics0968]

12:32 **chokes on burrito** ALSO "Friends first. You make ****-buddies later." ~Sean 2017

[@lolagamer5488]

Hold up.....did you say “sleep is important” I thought sleep was for the WEAK!!!!!!??????

[@KingDragon-pv3oc]

"AAAAH FASTER DADDY" - Jacksepticeye

[@Nightmare-pp7hv]

KingDragon2015 I was scrolling for someone to comment that

[@jerrehdabrwanmes8234]

I was like "Tha Fuck?!"

[@cierraceballos4503]

KingDragon2015 waiting for fanfics to start

[@DecimusYna]

KingDragon2015 Holy shit Jack! XD

[@roxannarodriguez2050]

There u r

[@meowmeow8461]

me: *drinking hot chocolate* jack: I'D FUK HIM me: *spits out drink* * is covered in hot chocolate*

[@mijicnella]

meow meow are you suuuure its hot chocolate and not something else? o.O

[@volatilemolotov667]

i was drinking tea and did the exact same thing hey friend

[@clevercryptid]

Flamingo shorts and crop top. That right there is A Look. 10/10

[@stevendanielson5778]

WAIT MARY + JOSEPH KIDS ARE SPAWNS OF THE DEVIL idek EDIT: THE KIDS LITERALLY HAVE CHRIST IN THE NAME

[@mystery7621]

THE LIKES IS 69

[@canadianhoe2.023]

I love how Seán is calling all these guys sexy without a second thought 😂😂😂

[@stephenlee1108]

That just shows he's comfortable with his sexuality and isn't afraid to admit other guys are attractive xD

[@shadowflare2838]

Rizz Jacksepticeye is sexy with that crop top

[@Skeleton.Cowboyz]

Rizz Jack is comfortable with his sexuality. If he thinks that a guy looks handsome, he has every right. Women do that all the time and men should actually do it more, it helps people think they look good.

[@AlissaZ]

Stephen Lee he said that he wanted to fuck Robert then he said no 😂😂

[@gakstudios2672]

Alissa Z I wanted to see it happen **sighs** I'm good **Cries**

[@jexxer]

Am I taking the gay dad-themed dating sim too seriously or did anyone else get a wave of happy relief over Robert respecting boundaries?

[@scarman1675]

Jexxer nope. It's awesome in my book too

[@sejrefraincisa4276]

Dude, I love Robert so much. I seriously think he's the best character to date. (Okay he's the only one I saw the good ending to, but who cares.)

[@agentxkentucky]

Jexxer a wave of happy

[@shutupchana]

Same!!

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

Jexxer I

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Jack: *jumps in his chair* faster daddy! Me: ....jack...no....the cringey 13 year olds and their fanfics...stop

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

when was that?????

[@dickssportinggoods7599]

@@jeezbeezbeezwax8101 12:31

[@AlphanaII517]

I still got it

[@aso-chan]

Ah yes.. im preparing it... Im 13 AND I HAVE IDEAS- jk. Im too mature for that -_- and just cuz im a fujoshi, that doesn't mean im gonna ship everyone with every i see right.. ... *right..?-*

[@suntory_545]

honey this whole episode is a fanfic

[@nekoblueberrysans8940]

Robert is best daddy. No if ands or buts about it.

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

I loved Mat the first time I played until I met Robert. Robert is bae

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

Roberts second. Craig has my lesbian ass questioning

[@bunnytheknoxville]

NO, CRAIG

[@ajaxtanner874]

butts though? yes

[@PAPAMURPH777]

Mean it’s gay there’s gonna be a lot of butts

[@hannahshowers9386]

"flamingo shorts and crop top" ........."imma dad"

[@lucyheartfilia6764]

Hannah Showers and Ima ded from laughter XD

[@dandreweaver6458]

Hannah Showers can u sub to me i subscribed 2 u

[@paigetodd3546]

Jack: "faster daddy!" Me: **chokes**

[@danithetree235]

Paige Todd me and you both

[@deadcoffecup8291]

same

[@transfatguy]

I just have the image plunged in my stupid mind, which is a mind that has been tampered with the arts of dirt ( people fucking and stuff like that).

[@jazleigh9175]

the bouncing around made me laugh that little bit harder... xD

[@kameronbancroft2114]

I legit died, like, did he notice what he said, lmao.

[@FaithBetta]

“Also! Flamingo shorts! Flamingo shorts and a crop top! I’m a dad!” Holy shit! Jack is adorable.

[@liamdriscoll1140]

I'm not sure how that's the father uniform, did I miss a meeting?

[@LotusMgO]

12:33 the Cards Against Humanity card that reads: "A twink in a bounce house" would summarize this perfectly

[@beebupp]

Oh my gosh it would XD

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

*I'M WHEEZING*

[@MineCraftArcherGirl]

"i can imagine her bouncing around. faster, daddy!" jack... be careful

[@mollymoore4264]

galaxyskeleton where's that

[@colezadina8467]

galaxyskeleton 12:30

[@B.Stargirl]

Oh thank god, I wasn't the only one thinking that 😂

[@GODJESUSAMONGUS]

.

[@xanthederpydiscodancer1822]

galaxyskeleton I

[@secretgacha9319]

Everyone talks about Jack's sexuality And I'm just sitting here like Jack would be a great dad

[@wyattnielsen7382]

Lol ya, but at the same time that child is going to have a wild childhood

[@sweetpea2604]

I’m thinking about both

[@kadenmckay6366]

Literly same that kid is gonna do great

[@bbemyangell]

yeah

[@sabinasinchuri8623]

mhm

[@CedarCritter]

12:33 Jack: *bounces in chair* Faster, daddy!! Ohhh, Jack. That's a very compromising action and camera angle to say that...

[@avagibson2293]

TOP O' THA MORNIN' TO YA DADDIES! MY NAME IS DAD-SEPTICEYE!!!!

[@sweetpea2604]

AND WELCOME TO *DREEEEEEAAAAM DADDY*

[@LuLu-Sil]

😂😂😂

[@MsRuffledfeathers]

Robert knows the meaning of consent. And it's fucking beautiful

[@KreeZafi]

I honestly loved that part when I played it myself. I tried not sleeping with Robert so I wouldn't be "fuckbuddy-zoned" but I obviously wanted to get a li'l bit of action so I went as far as I could and then turned him down, and I was SO happily surprised by his reaction!

[@kimisadepressingpeiceofcra3179]

Yess!!

[@stuffstuffer643]

There's a difference between kinks and rape. Maybe you don't know the difference, but you should really quickly. And actually yes. It is all about consent.

[@Jrce11]

HeadPhonePoe Women and men are Paid equal, men are stronger and better leaders than women, and there are only 2 genders. Men excel at everything, even those traditionally dominated by females. We don't need your feminism

[@Jrce11]

g o b l i n doesn't like the truth. Deal with it freak. There is literally no evidence to suggest anything im saying is false...

[@korea7793]

*Jack jumps up and down in his chair* "Ahhahahah faster, daddy!" 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗕 𝗥 𝗘 𝗔 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘 𝗦 TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT WRONG ABOUT THIS

[@lukasethanmackinnon3563]

Tiffy2345 Omg I see your icon I love this I'm living 😂 EDIT: I love that game, don't get me wrong. Sucks that flash won't be a thing in 2020, though, but I'm glad they're deciding to make a desktop app for it!

[@korea7793]

AJVideos2004 lol, thanks, I love yours too 😁 btw I love your videos, I subbed 👌🏼

[@rachaelryan9396]

Agreed.

[@kawaiipotatoe8317]

Tiffy2345 HAHAHAH IKR

[@elevate_rj4129]

WHEN IS THAT

[@jaesmino9990]

jack jumping around and screaming "Faster Daddy!" is giving me some seriously disturbing thoughts. help.

[@m0thexrene]

Same bruuuh 😂😂😂

[@sophiawang8745]

Why does Craig sounds like he’s high😂😂

[@Lullan23]

"Gotta powder my nose" "DOES THAT MEAN U GONNA DO COCAINE????" Jack what kind of dates have you bEEN ON

[@0777coco]

It's like Pulp Fiction all over again.

[@anaamyroo]

ClownAddict NO "POWDER MY NOSE" MEANS USE THE BATHROOM LMAAO

[@alexf3036]

Tbh, I also thought he was going to do coke.

[@raneunhae-idc.]

@@anaamyroo OMG I JUST KNEW THISS

[@Sillycipher]

@@anaamyroo you’re trying to make a funny joke but uh.. dude it just makes you sound rlly lame..

[@taylor_eqq]

Jack jumps around in his chair Jack: Faster Daddy *Screams Internally*

[@satan3488]

WHAT TIME

[@bradenaronson4845]

You can make that dirty

[@lexihobbs1036]

*nutting intensifies*

[@isabeld.mendoza9607]

Flame wolf 12:33 😂

[@satan3488]

Isabel D. Mendoza thank chu!

[@minsungmeow]

12:31: Jack: * Shakes around in chair* Faster Daddy! Me: Oh god. I thought I'd never hear Jack say that.

[@barronsimmons1230]

Dominika Zaremba this is jack we’re talking about lol

[@Prince-lq4gm]

I love how Robert respects boundaries- that makes him 10 times hotter- ya know? He heard no and he immediately backed up, take notes boys. Take notes.

[@emlong1662]

I JUST REALISED THAT IT'S MARY AND JOSEPH AND ALL THEIR KIDS ARE SOME VARIATION OF CHRIST

[@C.C07]

Duuuude!!! 😧

[@jaylaabraham6858]

Well, yeah

[@lauraz6382]

That thought had not crossed my mind lol, nice...and that makes them even more creepy somehow...

[@stevendanielson5778]

I just noticed that too lmao

[@drylettuce7922]

Bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooo

[@angelramirezn4015]

I guess Craig and Jack are...SWOLEMATES!!!

[@josephjantke6675]

Angelica Najera xD

[@ultragamer4465]

+Angelica Najera Just leave or become one of the dads, k?

[@jadehowlester9457]

Angelica Najera 111th like

[@jacksepticeye]

I LIKE THIS!

[@lukovali8303]

Sean approves XD

[@mikkis2453]

Before Robert's name popped up I was like "Bro, he reminds me of Robert Downey Jr..." Then he's like "I'm Robert." Me: 0~0

[@SladesGirl]

I love how almost every single comment is about Jack saying "FASTER DADDY!" haha

[@x_ch3y_x387]

"are you Jim or Kim ?" "I'm Neil" Aveeno baby ad cuts on What does this mean?!😂😂

[@stonelionking7373]

Omg mine was a Pokemon go add

[@candycorns]

Omg I had the same!

[@thomassteele5748]

The internet is telling you "Get ad blocking software."

[@thisaccisnolongerinuse7819]

Monstahhh101 XD that happens to me too

[@eden1725]

Me: takes headphones out turns phone all the way up "this should be fine" Jack: *TIME TO FUCK A DAD* Me: "I was wrong...so very wrong"

[@TheMelvinMan]

Best comment 2017

[@RedK5]

Yasmine White lol

[@chickenjjoe]

😂😂

[@bluejay8815]

Yasmine White i dont have my headphones in, thank you for the warning 😂😂

[@forthcomingmemes]

Lol that happens to me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@miastinks_]

I can see the Jack and Robert fan fiction starting-

[@voideater6222]

WHO ELSE CAN AGREE THAT CRAIG LOOKS LIKE SHIRO FROM VOLTRON XD

[@Alt_Jess]

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

Sorta looks like markimoo in a weird way

[@acidwolfe8292]

OML I KNOW THIS VIDEO IS OLD BUT STILL Y 👏 E 👏 S 👏

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I know right!

[@ElizabethGarcia-wh4qr]

SAY IT LOUDER👏

[@appojuce1286]

*"Come on."* *Robert Says With His Damn Hot Deep BatMan Voice*

[@sarcasticdog2484]

"Cum on" :-)

[@a1dax680]

Peeking Birdd nice profile pic

[@mikadoedwards3117]

i like yo profile pic

[@starridreamer4465]

MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ...sorry

[@alexab9033]

I'm sorry but WHY DOES CRAIG LOOK LIKE SHIRO FROM VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER YO THIS AINT RIGHT THE HAIR THE FUCKING EYEBROW ALL HE NEEDS IS A ROBOTIC ARM, WHITE BANG, AND PTSD Also I just realized what if Jack's dad and all of the other dads all have a can of something And one of them is like "Is this what cracking a cold one with the boys is supposed to be?"

[@jaywasablindpirate]

I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!

[@its_squidweird838]

yOU JUST MADE ME REALIZE THIS AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT OH MY GOSH

[@jaywasablindpirate]

WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

[@yueaouki7098]

Alexa Barnes now that you say it... OMG YESS

[@honeyvoicehwang8990]

Alexa Barnes exactly what I thought lmao

[@emilywolfe4311]

"Make friends first, then make fuckboys later" - jacksepticeye 10/10 beautiful

[@benjaminhewitt2376]

.......jack....... please never bounce on your chair saying faster daddy ever again....... EVER

[@RedK5]

Benjamin Hewitt why not. It's funny

[@LotusMgO]

12:33

[@moshinick5305]

Nah it’s *still* funny

[@trudiesavage9511]

**in Amanda voice** Aaaaw Dont ruin the fun..

[@ilovethis00]

You are boring. :/

[@RedAce0]

Well, at least Jack knows how to "Say No to This".

[@jaywasablindpirate]

Well, Alexander didn't know how...

[@its_squidweird838]

*deep inhales* howdoesthisfandomalwaysmanagetofindme

[@jaywasablindpirate]

MusicLovers317s_Trash Same here bro but I couldn't help but reply with it!

[@loreleishalynn560]

If this all goes well, now Jack won't have a love affair, his daughter will live, and the chances of him getting shot from a gun duel will decrease by one. If ya get what I'm sayin'

[@madirives5726]

Lorelei Shalynn Did you just?

[@laurabakker1151]

I just love that jack is a straight and breaks all of the stereotypes and gender "rules" without a second thought XD

[@LuLu-Sil]

"I've met 3 dad's!" Lucio-voice at the Coffee Spoon : Am I a joke to you?

[@gracierussell9493]

me: there has to be at least one comment mentioning jack saying “AHHH, FASTER DADDY” first comment i see: “AHHH, FASTER DADDY”

[@backpackforhisapplesauce8101]

"Take that, Mr. Glasses Sexy Beard!!" -Jack, 2017

[@MJ_ayy]

Game: Be right back, I've got to powder my nose. Jack: Does that mean you're doing cocaine? Me: What...?😂

[@Haileyyyo.o]

Happy life Productions every person that I've watched play this game and go to the bar has made the cocaine joke and I love it

[@emilypanhus9328]

Happy life Productions hahahahhhHHH *cough* HAAH!

[@bellatrixferox]

It's not exactly a joke, that's literally what its slang for. It's literally what what's his face was doing in the bathroom lol.

[@sophienah4654]

+Amanda Ripley That's not actually true. The writer Vernon didn't know that was slang for doing cocaine. He just thought it was a funny/suave thing for Robert to say since Robert is into ironic/obscure humor. However during all the teaser playthroughs (like on kittykatgaming and the dream daddy crews stream) they fill him in on what it means.

[@skaeity]

Isn't "powdering your nose" mean going to take a shit?

[@baileytara1553]

Sleep is for the weak... AND GYM IS FOR THE SWOLE!!!

[@kandikid3805]

jack: jumps up and down in his chair jack: *faster daddy* me: **chokes**

[@myboomelanie4270]

4:11 I thought he was going to say 'Hippity-Hop I call top' LOL

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I really want someone to say that

[@greatbantehh5329]

"Just bouncing around, FASTER DADDY" Jacksepticeye 2K17

[@jasminedoggietvn6995]

XD

[@bigboybeans5900]

Renato Sanches XDD

[@Okoala-qc6tc]

Renato Sanches i knoooooooow somebody HAS to take that out of context😂😂

[@lilyholmquist2013]

Renato Sanches Hahahaha

[@sorasong9708]

Jack letting his inner gayness out, completely unaware he's actually bi.

[@TheGaymer-nj9jt]

"I'm not really into you...yknow? I'm into dudes?" *FINALLY HE ADMITS IT* Just jokes

[@junkmail_]

Me: watches 30:19 Also me: *Chokes* Eventually me: *Watches intentionally*

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

I think the word you were looking for is intently. I'M SORRY PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND RUDE I'M GONNA GO DIE IN A HOLE NOW

[@s4di.3]

My disappointment when he stopped

[@paparoast25]

12:30 *bouncing* FASTER DADDY ummm jaaackk?!

[@FurvoYT]

Wow. That's kinky. 😍👌👌💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@apetnamedsteve9715]

Solaire of Astora SCREAMING

[@Ari_C]

Solaire of Astora *unholy screeching* 😂😂😏👌💦💦

[@portxr]

i had the same thought

[@dimetrodonz]

IM SNSNGJDHFHSHDFJ

[@angelicrevenge158]

"*aaaa* faster, daddy!" -Jacksepticeye 2017 (at about 12:30)

[@ej4j4i38wGwgeb8]

┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

[@cpblasterdark]

richdewd is that a reference to gtlive?

[@azealia7621]

AHAHAHAHA said by jacksepticeye 18:52

[@hesshenshaw]

420 likes XDDD

[@KLNAsWorld]

AngelicRevenge YOU BEAT ME TO IT 😂😂😫😫😫🙏

[@puggyyyy]

This crop top gives me *l i f e*

[@trisaslyne6731]

The vague "yay sports" joke is just absolutely fantastic. Reminds me of that comic strip where they're basically like: "Our team won because they sported more than the other team and scored more." Bahahahaa

[@amirahfarisyah1937]

Craig is the true daddy material idk bout yall but hot dAMN HES JUST- MMMM im so sorry

[@ellah7482]

iKR i wAs LikE tHaTs soMe g00D sHitTTTTT RiGhT tHeRe

[@verlice_]

Its ok and to Craig I say "Shake the sexy ass!"

[@realsuperdark]

amirah farisyah Preeeeeach

[@kawaiifangirlshipper1628]

Not sorry

[@lokiofasgard4621]

Omg IKR?!?

[@avacrews1347]

Suggestion: lay it on smooth Jack: *Aye you know me babyyy* IM DED

[@hottopic3622]

*12:30** “Faster Daddy.”*

[@unknownbitch3972]

Jack: *starts bouncing* Ahhhhh! Faster, Daddy! Me: NO. NO. *screams "NO" for 20 minutes*

[@brl2507]

40 minutes of Jack in a crop top and flamingo shorts playing a Dad dating simulator? Gets my approval 👌

[@holly8428]

Br L IKRRR

[@selenesanchezrodriguez3628]

Br L I agree

[@1zzymane]

Watched this 29 times and fapped the whole

[@autumnthauberger8714]

L

[@nataliethepsycho8808]

Same

[@enchantedbreez2891]

"i think i'ts to early in the game to be f*cking a dad, but on the other hand, HELL YEAH" I DIED XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@crazysocks6955]

Same!!!XD

[@sophiehaswell1945]

when Robert takes him inside his house ... and a oop

[@caitlynnboles118]

*jacks character meets craig* Jack: thats natewantstobattle's voice Me: *turns sound all the way up and replays last five seconds* Also me: HOLY CRAP

[@maemarz521]

I love how jack just adds too the story line. Like he make the sentences spicy with more words.

[@luvsqlxsh]

Slaps the screen Jack: there was a fly on my screen Me: O-O

[@anaamyroo]

Phoenix Foxx HE KILLED IT ;-;

[@EH-yu5dq]

Madison Garrett i'm pretty sure they meant to spell it how they spelled it..

[@RedK5]

Phoenix Foxx apparently insects love him

[@ghosting_radio]

...Joseph kinda reminds me of Patton XDDD

[@scribblecloud]

Mary: ''prepare for trouble'' Joseph: ''and make it double-''

[@samantharowsell5532]

"Flamingo shorts and crop top! I'M A DAD!" Me: *snaps fingers and points, winking* looking good

[@abolishice591]

Can we all just appreciate how flawlessly Jack pulls off that crop top, I mean that's a big step outside of male gender roles but you barely even question it.

[@ArielVHarloff]

Dil Howlter's evil twin Ikr? It's kinda unfair though. I wouldn't look half as good in something like that 😁

[@gabeu2]

"Gender roles." Please and I'm pretty sure he is wearing it ironically. I'm sure he wouldn't actually wear that,

[@abolishice591]

The Assassin676 he probably wouldn't wear it out in public, but I don't think he was wearing it ironically. I think he was pointedly wearing it because of how progressive this game is.

[@gabeu2]

I understand progression in this sense, however I think that you are reading too much into it.

[@bgf3640]

Hes wearing it ironically. Pewdipie wears Sailor Moon outfits and it has no further meaning.

[@kiahla1333]

The voices you can do is just amazing😂💜💛💚💙

[@mrreowler]

At least Robert has the decency to ask if you want to stop

[@holly8428]

This game makes me laugh so fucking much because jack really doesnt care about people saying he is gay, he just says how hot the guys are, flirts with them, calls them sexy and says he is going to fuck them. I love that

[@koutsioj4762]

yeah, fuck homophobia xD

[@user-rg7su7vd9q]

ImInLoveWithDanHowell ikr... i thought the same....😅

[@clarissawentz2024]

ImInLoveWithDanHowell ME TOO, I love it!

[@aubreyp9264]

he's not gay. i agree thou

[@herecomedatboi1260]

Aubrey Korfhage obviously it's just a game

[@SonicRider1110]

Jack's gay in this video is just so refreshing, and his Craig voice is fucking gnarly, dude

[@clownpopfoxtrot2164]

I never actually heard a man say “gotta ‘powder my nose’” until Robert said it. Also I know this is kind of and old video but I just wanted to point that out here while I’m binge watching this series.(I started watching it when it was posted but haven’t finished watching it yet)

[@earthwormlily7425]

You can really tell how good the writers are in this game. When Amanda mentioned that she was going to college soon and was gonna leave the player, I felt really genuinely sad about it. Props to the writers for this game, they’re really tugging on my heartstrings with that :,)