HACKERS WRITE ME A POEM OR PERM BAN

[@panigbrowardcollege]

“YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE UP WORDSSS!” **Dr. Seuss is crying**

[@WhatABlankName]

CherryRoses l o to the fricken l

[@LL-tr5et]

CherryRoses roald dahl, j.r.r.tolkien

[@FortniteGuyStoeckel]

He heard it in heaven rn he’s asking God to bring him back down to Jack Surprised pikachu face

[@zeem7525]

That was mean

[@Douglassttewart]

Crying internally in his grave

[@Ella33]

UrJust2Ez4Me, I simply can't see, Why someone would be, As horrible as he. He hacks all day, He hacks away, No mercy, just hate, This man isn't great. In Minecraft til' late, With not a single mate, He lacks any friends, And plays Skycade on weekends. But now he's been caught, Now he's been taught, To never, ever hack, *Not when he's near Jack.*

[@syd_j0]

👏👏👏 **cries tears of joy**

[@pugparty3799]

How the hell did you think of that?! 👏👏👏👏Applause👏👏👏👏

[@Hamgurburger]

So beatiful

[@RealInfernux]

HOW THE HELL!!!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@Lily-nr2hf]

Perfection at it's finest 👌

[@picowill]

Jack: "yOU CaNT JuST MAkE Up WOrDs" Shakespeare: "..."

[@ciaranmclaughlin628]

Thoust shall not insult thy Shakespeare!

[@plumchicken]

jabbawocky be like nervous sweating

[@picgmr1575]

@@lyraoctavia7518 what?

[@thegodlyflamingo3904]

Dr. Seuss: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@picgmr1575]

@@lyraoctavia7518 bruv, you do know he made up a fuck ton of words

[@playblockcarti]

Jack: "You can't rhyme by making up words" Dr. Suess: "EXCUSE ME???"

[@spookyboi1164]

Charlie Pixelz Gamez he’s dead why does it matter lmao leave the kid alone

[@maste2628]

Charlie Pixelz Gamez *Seuss

[@tracyg.8051]

Dr. Suess: Am I a joke to you?

[@zhipeizhou5582]

seuss

[@playblockcarti]

​ Ok boomer

[@hatlink]

Errors are red My Screen is blue I think I deleted System32

[@Deadchannel547]

Hahaha

[@thegoldennuggetyt]

Underrated

[@InsanityDrBlaze]

good job

[@arrangameboi]

How did you write it if you bluescreened

[@arrangameboi]

Wait

[@miothefolf5543]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be Hacking on Kit PVP

[@pLaystupid]

ap3x_paint ayyy that’s 🔥

[@thebutterscotch3774]

Urjust2Ez4Me I dont know why You say its easy Your using hacks But banning you easy peasy.

[@fallenstarchild0]

Danm I about to say that

[@MrChillyBURR]

I was going to write that too

[@mats1720]

It was survival lmao

[@noko_9796]

Blood is Red Poison is Green I cannot wait For Shrek 19

[@griffith8587]

👏🏻

[@Hunter-kh3bt]

Ikr i cant wait btw i luv de poem

[@dani.420]

Bloods actually blue before it reaches oxygen

[@noko_9796]

Danielle Tobin I never said it wasn’t

[@diorsxf]

Roses are red Shrek is green Shrek 5 comes out In 2019

[@duckbyday7760]

6:55 'oetgestrovegen' perfect Dutch over here. That's exactly how you pronounce it. So proud. 10 outa 10

[@IntergalacticPotato]

Lol.

[@deskish3930]

english people trying to pronounce dutch words is hilarious to me

[@IntergalacticPotato]

@@deskish3930 there is literally not a single way to disagree with you

[@duckbyday7760]

@@deskish3930 i very much agree haha

[@xenon547]

Dagmar Stol lol I was search for this king of comment Beste nl ooit gwn ni nrml

[@qraxyraxy7531]

If I was a hacker and you caught me here's the poem i would write you: I'm a fan Please don't ban I know I was hacking But your admins were slacking So I need to calm down But I can't do anything but frown For I did a bad deed Hidden beneath the reeds So let's play our game For we are the same We all have hacked before From the outside to the core So first I say sorry At the night that's still starry So I know you will ban me And this book will be the last thing I see. Thank you.

[@itz_ronatime7527]

That was amazing

[@natebait]

underrated

[@nemoemo9961]

Gustavs Ğēğeris 11/10

[@arxz_3684]

Auto Poem hacks *PERM BAN*

[@rosanna-sc4lx]

*unbans* Reason=Lit Poem

[@noahwattel4226]

5:50 lol that person's name is uigestorven which is extinct in dutch

[@cloudthedolfgan1564]

I thought it meant starved oops. I do speak Dutch, but not enough.

[@overseekgames9637]

They got perm banned jack didnt notice

[@happykid31]

dat is helemaal waar. Translator: that is completly true

[@noahwattel4226]

@@cloudthedolfgan1564 that's *uitgehongerd* pretty similar or you could say *ik sterf van de honger* as an exaggeration because your hungry.

[@raineless9702]

Haha i am Dutch

[@bothomas5457]

Rhyming does count when you make up words because one of the most popular poets Dr.Suess made up words

[@cluhver]

Rise Voice lmfao

[@negativebrainpower]

Roses are red I hate sherbert How do you know his size You bloody pervert

[@mcmonkey26]

Rise Voice roses are red, violets aren’t blue Violets are violet. Nothing about your poem was true

[@kainstrom]

CAT IN THE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DailyMemetube166]

And you don't have to rhyme there are free verse poems

[@clovisyio6573]

"you cant just make us words and rhyme" word makers:

[@drillx6950]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ghxstftbl]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@k3nzxzaz081]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@Can.TunaFish]

I am a big fan But I accept your ban For I was caught hacking And my bags I will be packing

[@koolooberyded2463]

Haha the most creative one yet!

[@wowcool6592]

That's great

[@ikimono7382]

Wow

[@summerbrady84]

I love that it’s quite funny 😂

[@summerbrady84]

And its really creative

[@quackoramic]

Fun fact: “Uitgestorven” is actually a Dutch word, it means “Extinct”. Just search the pronounciation.

[@kris693]

Excuse me I stopped reading when u was at "Dutch word" m8

[@elenalc1018]

DuTch iS nOt A LanGuAgE iT'S a ThRoaT diSEaSe

[@appelstroop12]

@@elenalc1018 your mom is a disease

[@elenalc1018]

@@appelstroop12 yes she is and i am dutch. So i am qualified to say that also it's a quote🤣😂

[@cdexstra1]

Gefeliciteerd,gratis kronk voor u.

[@Diynn]

"I'm sorry Jack, I had to hack. Hopefully in 30 days I will come back."

[@eringallagher5463]

Were u one of them?

[@Diynn]

Enzo The Person Na-da

[@beezmcc]

But a3 yea- And 1 y- oh whatever

[@samh20s]

jack: YOU CANT JUST MAKE UP WORDS dr. Suess: sweating violently

[@sun_girl4553]

I’m a dude dude No offence but did you steal this?

[@samh20s]

Fury Yuri Nope. I just thought about it. Somebody might have commented it before me but I would not know.

[@sun_girl4553]

@@samh20s Oh, okay!

[@Tae-47]

Oh, dear Jack. I'm sorry for stabbing your back. I used an illegal hack. Now give me a smack. Or I will quack. in my shack. with Big Shaq.

[@nnz405]

Big shaq- 2018

[@sometime-]

xD

[@juleselizaaaa]

Mans not hot 😂

[@hattiekemp]

and in the mean time, i will crack 🎉 OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS 🎉

[@Bowswa]

idk i cant write poems

[@jenyy7905]

Roses are red The hacker is dead Why am I doing this Now I want a kiss Jack, why you so good I'll get back to my childhood To learn some skills In my country they have windmills Windmills are boring Well, have a good morning Or an afternoon Get a balloon Balloons are nice If I may, I liked this video twice I'm sleepy right now And a gun does pow pow pow So imma go sleep Till my alarm clock does BEEEEEB I'm good at writing poems. Gimme dat likes! (Wow 26 likes. I finally accomplished something!) (Wow 62 likes. I finally accomplished something!) (Wow 102 likes. I finally accomplished something!) (Wow 274 likes. I finally accomplished something!)

[@LowZones]

That's what poems are about.

[@Juliham]

Bars my dude

[@onefinalmoo1326]

thats the shittest poem i've ever seen

[@jenyy7905]

Can you do it better?

[@imhoover1363]

6/10

[@voidy3863]

what if shakespeare was hacking lmao

[@ajay6273]

legend

[@Alibium]

Yassine El7ansali dun dun duuun

[@notaurora2731]

never thought about that

[@blank-jh2wf]

70th like ha haha

[@moderatemoon3306]

That would be hilarious but sadly he is long gone although I do see a username being Shakespeare Edit:how did I get 5 likes I mean thank you but I mean why I just replied to this comment I'm surprised I've never gotten this may likes before

[@madieke9450]

Niemand: Nederlanders na 6:56 : “G E K O L O N I S E E R D”

[@Someonewithaspace]

In English No one: Dutch people IN 6:56 : ''C O L O N I Z E D''

[@elenalc1018]

Frickin' English ppl and dutch people trying to pronounce each others language🤣 ben nederlands trouwens

[@hackney8480]

Ja

[@crazypotaut1804]

Probably too late to get any likes but read my poem(the end is the best part): Too big Or not enough Too many curves Or not enough Too different Or not enough Figuring out the right amount Can be tough This is the 'perfect' version Though not a single one looks like that This is the 'beautiful' version "Not close, too fat" Too big Or too small Aiming for perfection Can be the downfall In a group Compared Although You're never prepared In a group You feel protected But in a group You are targeted Each one is plucked out And attacked, eventually Eaten alive by the harsh judges Just like turkey You thought this was about society No, no It's about a potato Or is it really

[@deborahingham6525]

RESPECT

[@aerithgainsborough7763]

Crazy Potaut- The poem King/Queen

[@Sam-gi7ns]

Crazy Potaut sourciety*

[@macawesomebird3383]

8:00 "He's grabbed the book, Have a little look" "Ben, Ben? He grabbed the book and off he went." (I know the last line doesn't rhyme well but meh)

[@monky8282]

Crazy Potaut lol

[@woofherron]

6:55 Jack... That's dutch for extinct HAHAHAHHA ok *mic drop* B) Edit: 36 likes hello yes

[@lucasdegroot7184]

Hahahhaha wanted to right that

[@moj0_joj9]

Drqwing 💕 a

[@jennykim556]

The third one??

[@woofherron]

@@jennykim556 Yes

[@mimvee]

Yess I was looking for this comment😂😂😂

[@notfilip_]

Poems don't need to rhyme... hmm

[@RiveryJerald]

They are rapping

[@Lem0nwtf]

Rivery Jerald what?

[@vaultcollector3250]

youtubers dont need to think

[@Zani772]

True.

[@pilotlist6276]

awesome turtle man :P soooo true

[@juliedockweiler178]

It’s not a poem It’s a haiku to say I’m Sorry for hacking

[@iamtoogaytodie225]

J Doc a haiku is a type of poem tho.. wait that’s probably the joke I’m an idiot -^-

[@jakebrown5967]

@@iamtoogaytodie225 they just write a haiku lol. 5,7,5

[@jakebrown5967]

Wrote*

[@breakingaustin]

There was a young Tuber named Jack Who trolled cheaters and those who would hack.. A poem not a joke Was the punishment he spoke Then they were banned and told NEVER COME BACK!

[@maysnezar9010]

The Last Knight BEAUTIFUL

[@Pajdas610]

nice

[@TortoiseStew]

I mean, shakespeare would be proud.

[@emmaleek2564]

That is amazing good job

[@kiarabakken9176]

Perfect!

[@WaggishWizz]

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

[@sub2cloudsy]

dutchgamer Jay Bacon

[@Reversals]

Roses are red Bacon is red Poem is hard Bacon is ded

[@WaggishWizz]

the silly vids dont be silly... nobody who is alive right now will still be alive to tell when bacon dies

[@Reversals]

xD

[@shinouzu2157]

dutchgamer Jay if this is meant to be funny it's terrible

[@graceholliday4022]

Roses are red Cactuses are prickly Jesus Christ That escalated quickly

[@graceholliday4022]

Grand DestroyerYT Ik but then it wouldn’t sound as good :P

[@Lord_James]

Yes, I am a prick!

[@mosswoof6701]

Kitty Cool good poem

[@the_cat_squeaky4554]

Kitty Cool thats the best ever....

[@Tatocat]

Grand DestroyerYT Not to be rude, but it's actually both. That's why they're both listed in the Oxford dictionary as the plural of cactus :)

[@ameliao10]

This vid wasn't bad, Jack is a lad, Those hackers are mad, Skycade is rad, I'm not a poet, I can't write, My rhymes don't show it, But unsigned books don't glow light.

[@Galaxia1800]

Roses are red Violets are blue Skycade is great And Jack is too

[@DepFromDiscord]

Gustavs Ğēğeris so they would be a mod for 5 days?

[@SpotstheCat]

Yup

[@player23423]

Roses are red My screen is blue I think i just deleted System 32.......

[@shadowspaghetti1584]

LOL

[@ryangoslingIRL]

Then how e u commenting

[@smkyone]

Rumi Phone?

[@Lilzart]

Hahhahaha yesss

[@Justnep_]

i deleleted you too

[@GavHern]

roses are red Water is wet SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT

[@littlelovegoodgames3699]

NO YOU TOCHA MY SPAGETT

[@itsmub]

water aint wet tho

[@joeferrara123]

Gav Hern ancient meme

[@megayeet1065]

Oh no!

[@antivenomstudios4719]

WHO AH TOUCHA MY SPAGET

[@melonpalooza]

Should've been specific for a "rhyming poem" because guess what? Poems don't have to rhyme :')

[@noodlearg9745]

Ikr

[@Red-dv9ej]

Yeah free verse

[@melonpalooza]

@Ancient Warrior How did you even find my comment...

[@TheDisassemble]

Exactly.

[@septicblastoise1820]

JACK POEMS DONT HAVE TO RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GammaFox6]

Septic Blastoise well actually yes, yes they do. Or at least have some structure but at least have rhyming couplets! Let alone iambic pentameters which William Shakespeare was the king of.

[@tristan_playz7517]

Hey Umm Free Verse

[@Anon_108]

Most do. He wanted them to and you are kinda right but most poems have rymes

[@senpaitast7243]

@@GammaFox6 COUgh Free verse

[@antoniobrown8430]

Your right poems don’t have to rhyme only some certain poems do

[@bedrockminecart695]

Jack u permbanned someone who was in the cave

[@rachard]

Rip

[@superkiwibear3220]

I saw that

[@MyTap]

ikr

[@Idontknowwhattogobyheh]

The girl in the cave, until she found diamonds anyway, I didnt believe she was hacking. I mean, I get right up next to the wall a lot when I'm mining cause some of us aren't gaming experts

[@JPMRY]

Rip uitgestorven

[@CrypticaProductions]

I love how Jack says Uitgestorven, I'm dutch and it means extinct

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

Yes

[@cattywampus8127]

My poem would have been: Some roses are red Some roses are blue You've been mislead What did I do?

[@meristuart1838]

“Rhyming it doesn’t count if you just make up words!” _Dr. Seus will remember that_

[@liyahli1238]

I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM I CLEARLY SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM *literally breaks every block in the room* 😂😂

[@nick-un8br]

arilivelife kid go back to yo mom

[@nick-un8br]

lt.habababazi it aint

[@demenetori7976]

Roses are red Violets are red Wait my garden is on fire guys please help

[@petegiffin3145]

Life is a joke you’re getting likes

[@fattuber9915]

Life is a joke 5 more minuets

[@filipeantwi5986]

Violets are blue.

[@demenetori7976]

Filipe Antwi 🤔

[@filipeantwi5986]

0:24 Here is my response.

[@azzylree1814]

Jack your the best You always make my day I keep wanting to get off the couch I always find myself to stay You have the brightest voice Your vids are great to see Right on youtube they are amazing theres no place id rather be Your quite impatient but also funny you make my rainy day seem sunny Keep on making your awesome content otherwise my heart will be badly bent ❤️

[@molono1451]

I wanna cry... So beautiful

[@Lemonboy_32]

Best poem ever😃

[@howareyou7667]

so beautiful

[@Diamond40000]

Good job, you done better than everyone else in the video

[@chloeee6715]

UrJust2ez4me I simply can't see Why someone would be So scummy

[@msinfo32]

Kitty Chloe ha ha great!

[@gameaid8777]

Kitty Chloe I thought of that too

[@IzAddyQuitlol]

Kitty Chloe awesome!!

[@catasterphe]

So scummy2me?

[@faithmoody2793]

thats what i was thinking😂👌🏼

[@choofiee]

Poem for 4:06: UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be So insanely Willing to be A hacker on Skycade Because if you hack You will be smacked With a 30 day ban. Sorry if this was bad.

[@callumsmith6223]

HibernateMC it was bad lol no offence if you end up being a famous writer but... people can have their own opinions. Don't take this to heart, but I just thought the first part was good, But then the rest was a bit naff

[@choofiee]

i said "sorry if this was bad" so i knew it was lmao

[@andromeda-roblox9600]

GreenToast you dont have a channel

[@melodyenfield829]

I liked it

[@xscq]

HibernateMC good

[@lynx7685]

My poem: Jack is nice He doesn't smell like rice If you buy his mug He will give you a hug

[@imaperson6152]

Lynx768 Oh how I wish that was true But I bought a skycade hoodie in blue And along with the hoodie I bought a mug And Jack never game me a hug

[@georgi09876]

Lynx768 great

[@jennergaming3618]

Lynx768 lol thats good

[@nightskiez9031]

Here is what my poem would be Roses are red Violets are blue I have been hacking Now I’m a bit blue

[@cobaltis]

Really? No rhymes?

[@phantomflair5546]

Violets are violet

[@mooncheese6638]

Roses are red Your comment is horrid I’m really tired And my rhyme is morbid Lmao I’m kidding your comment is great but I think it’d be a little better like this Roses are red Violets are blue I have been hacking My ban is long overdue Or any other word that rhymes with blue

[@DeadGhost307]

*Now I'm a Violet*

[@sunsetskye483]

Or if you wanted too, the last line could also be "That much is true"

[@MLPVioletBreeze]

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue That’s What They Say But It Isn’t True Roses Are Red And Apples Are Too But Violets Are Violet, Violets Aren’t Blue An Orange Is Orange But Greenlands Not Green A Pinkies Not Pink So What Does It Mean To Call Something Blue When It’s Not We Defile It But Aw What The Heck, It’s Hard To Rhyme Violet!

[@devinchandler3000]

AestheticFoxXx YESSSSSSSS

[@fatredundant4640]

*clap* *clap*

[@ratthings6481]

Love it 😊

[@breakingaustin]

Seen this on to many comments

[@MLPVioletBreeze]

The Last Knight really? That’s surprising

[@barced]

Urjust2ez4me I can't really see Why someone would be So stupid to hack On the server owned by jack

[@hoodietheproxy8575]

😂😂😂😂

[@Milan-uz1nc]

Good 1

[@ikalguy2671]

Hacker: Im so sorry For setting home But let me just say I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

[@NijiMarii]

If I were caught hacking and had to write a poem: Oh hi Jack, you caught me. For you, it was probably real easy. From this point on I know I'll be banned. But of your videos, I'm a real fan. Keep being cool, you awesome man.

[@strawberryshot9272]

My poem would be: Rose’s are red violets are bleu.... What is the color violet then?.......

[@Ladiebugg789]

I do: Roses are Red, Violet's ain't blue.

[@breakingaustin]

Why are there so many poems on here? Edit: *After watching the video it all became clear...*

[@disco1250]

The Last Knight OHHHHH THAT RYMED

[@BobRossCat]

The Last Knight LOL

[@BobRossCat]

•XDImpatient • OMG

[@toesinmyfeet]

damnnn

[@ohhcay]

I see what you did there.

[@nightmare5022]

Welcome to skycade Come here to .play In the water you can wade In the cage the hackers stay It’s run by jack Silly mooshrom he can be But the hackers he attack Will always run and flee (Or be banned)

[@nightmare5022]

Little Shushi yep

[@sugasaegyo3157]

You bias Yoongi and have mint hair Yoongi as your pfp, you are the better version of me 😂

[@nightmare5022]

Suga's Aegyo at least you have a BTS related username that is related to yoongi XD

[@sugasaegyo3157]

I mean Popcicle Cat could have some relation XD

[@nightmare5022]

Suga's Aegyo it’s not meant to lol

[@TylerEBradley]

“YOU CANT JUST MAKE UP WORDS!” Well obviously he never read Alice’s adventures in wonderland

[@dizzlexx1577]

My poem: I dont hack Your giving me a panic attack Please spare me jack If you dont i will be back

[@eteru7610]

jack for 2:44 your wrong its a poem to be specific its a free verse

[@daysfnm9663]

You should play Tic Tac toe if they lose ban if they win they get no ban or a shorter ban

[@chocolateturnedtomilk3644]

CoolNubCakes awesome idea mate

[@mr.parabola5051]

What is a draw, which is almost guaranteed to happen?

[@max.carden]

idk shorter ban

[@mr.parabola5051]

What if instead he played a solved game where he wins by going first?

[@Qzanium]

Roses are red I’m as quiet as a mouse, your door is unlocked, now I’m in your house.

[@thekk3971]

roses are red im feeling moody lucky for me i got skycades new hoodie

[@emmaleek2564]

Tom H amazing

[@deborahingham6525]

what color ? my poem for you is You bought a hoodie, with Skycade's money, and yes i like bunny's, and in England it's not so sunny, so what color was the hoodie!?

[@deborahmcdaniel3984]

Lol it’s pronounced like hūddie Not hooodie

[@ultra_dagon9543]

Roses are red Skycade is the best Jack is cool I'll give hacking a rest

[@to_toasty8729]

It would have been better if you wrote Roses are red jack is cool skycade is the best I'll give hacking a rest

[@caff4396]

UltraDoesMC did u used to hack

[@mauriceorangutan]

2CoolWildLove Plays it did rhyme you mug, best and rest.

[@natefroggy3626]

[TO] TOASTY that is not better at all. rhyme scheme and syllables got messed up

[@that1outlaw]

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda don't like your poem Because its always being used I got more and you should not forget This is copied again and wont be legit So please be more artists With you poems please, Because its getting boring So then go wease

[@ruthosullivan2716]

Roses are red That part is true Violets are purple not actually blue Roses are red Violets are blue Do u like jack Bc I then I love you Roses are red Violets are blue Plz don't hack Bc then jack hates you Never hack It will upset jack Give him a rest It's for the best - poems from a weird and lonely subscriber

[@ruthosullivan2716]

When he has the tab open I can actually see my name... WOW OMG! I WAS ONLINE WHEN JACK WAS

[@rylalol8106]

Ruth O'Sullivan can you stop with the rose and blue

[@ruthosullivan2716]

Homie Shark Bro bro no I can't Jk I just wanted to make some poems

[@thegamingpotatorawr4406]

Nice

[@leoolmedo7859]

Bubbygg2 OO7 o

[@GeorgeChemGamer]

12:06 “I said a joke, not a poem.” Someone in the chat somehow knew Jack’s video, lol.

[@conchobair9887]

I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM JOCIE

[@chuymi4980]

Lol

[@urgurlfireduck1558]

It’s Josie but ok

[@conchobair9887]

@@urgurlfireduck1558 I actually researched how their name was spelled by watching the video, it's Jocie not Josie even though it sounds like Josie. Lesson to be learnt from this: if you're gonna correct someone, do it properly and make sure you don't sound like an idiot.

[@conchobair9887]

@@urgurlfireduck1558 btw full username: Jocie_Rhiannon

[@chazyourlad2250]

Roses are red, I have a pocket of posies, Jack once said, I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM JOSIE!

[@hierstehtkeinname7092]

once*

[@chazyourlad2250]

Hier steht Kein Name thanks

[@xSkeptik]

"UrJust2Ez4me, I simply can't see, why someone would be so.. Sleazy.." :D

[@isaacbailey3681]

"great poem, powerful. Strong message. Lotta respect" *Passive-aggressiveness intensifies*

[@dashiefiles]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can’t see Why someone would be Hacking on KitPvp

[@CostDeath]

that's a nice one :)

[@dashiefiles]

I said it just when he was, but when he couldn’t complete it I was like YES

[@darsVl]

Oo dat gud

[@dubmonkey9647]

WE LITERALLY HAD THE EXACT SAME IDEA!! Like, 10 seconds ago i commented practically the same thing. Great minds think alike 👍

[@themajesticwolf1504]

You accidentally perm banned the x-rayer

[@shadowspaghetti1584]

oh...

[@moonlight.570]

The Majestic Wolf if I was banned on a laptop I would just play sims4

[@Trevcn]

He can change his IP...

[@tayseers3116]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be Hacking on the server of me

[@aryldee7252]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be So very scumbaggy

[@Gacha-ji6qo]

Mr Best u copied it copy cat

[@tayseers3116]

maddi No I didn’t!

[@ctmurni]

STOP COPYING LOSER

[@neero7009]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be Hacking on the server made by me

[@Voic3InTh3Void]

Jack: RYMING DOSENT COUNT IF YOU MAKE UP WORDS Dr Susse: excuse me? ( also yes I know I didn’t spell that right )

[@MrFunTimesMusic]

I have a poem, roses are red, violets are blue I subbed to jack and so should you Edit: JESUS thanks for the likes

[@msinfo32]

OLLYSHARPYT reat poem but im already subbed and have been for 1 year!

[@CeeJell]

Been subbed for a year which is good because Jacks voice that i hear is better than any food

[@kirbyiskool9061]

ikr

[@msinfo32]

CeeJell yeah!

[@Josh-gq6hh]

This is the content Im looking for.

[@nataliii]

Cheese Man I

[@msinfo32]

same!

[@melodyenfield829]

Same

[@galaxybeefycock2562]

Cheese Man gayyyyyy

[@huggleston6936]

sorry lad but I gotta say, you can definitely have a better taste in content.

[@FijiTheSlime]

UrJust2Ez4Me I simply can't see Why someone would be 2Ez4Me ..? I tried

[@Charlotte-do9gk]

Myuj Arcana xD nice one!

[@gamcd07]

Roasted

[@annabellerider3]

U literally copied someone else 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@charlessssssss]

Annabelle Rider the comment she wrote was 2 months ago, while the other guy’s poem is written recently

[@ditkind1340]

6:55. Uitgestorven. Haha that’s Dutch. I love to recognise my own language in an English video haha.

[@p4gash]

Now this is what I have been waiting for! YOU PERM BANNED THE FIRST XRAYER!!!!!

[@kirajasmine7015]

If it had been me I would have written: "roses are red, violets are blue, please dont ban me, I love you. I know ive been hacking, and im ever so sorry, if you forgive me, ill buy you a lolly!"

[@syd_j0]

awwww that's so cute (i swear that's not sarcasm xD)

[@goaway.heydontleave1154]

OMGGG SO SMART XF

[@Duckybacca]

YOULL BUY HIM A LOLI? THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@DrayCrouse]

Loli pop?

[@tropigame3270]

Poetry is not required to rhyme. It is about expressing yourself, not necessarily rhyming and silliness.

[@adoezy9979]

TropiGame *wrong*

[@stijnkremer6923]

aDoezy are you a total idiot IT DOES NOT HAVE TO RHYME

[@DoofDroop]

Stijn Nanana Obviously you didn't get the joke.

[@themetamayhem]

You still should probably have a few rhymes

[@havcc2x63]

Shut up you know it all

[@stealthlock6634]

There once was a KZbinr called Jack Who caught me in the middle of a hack. I wrote him a rhyme But then did my time For my ban, I received no slack.

[@silliest-yt]

I SAID A POEM NOT A JOKE

[@ourania_a]

I HAVE A POEM! Hackers making ban appeals Can you imagine that? Why is it so hard To stick to the format?

[@aliyahleon8709]

I want to go to your server and get caught by you so I can write this poem: Roses are red My name is not Dave This poem makes so sense Microwave

[@masontv5270]

Reee

[@krazie02]

Uitgestorven means extincted in Dutch. Thats why she wanted cookies.

[@damianandmicahcox615]

*dudes it means extinct..*

[@krazie02]

Damian and Micah Cox oh yeah. Wow I am stupid. Thanks for letting me know

[@Chris02754]

I would have written this beauty: One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys to fight. Back to back, facing each other, they pulled out their swords and they shot one another. The deaf policeman upon hearing the noise, called out “Who shot the two dead boys?” If you do not believe my story is true, go ask the blind man. He saw it too!

[@GianniJWZ]

The hacker: Uitgestorven is Dutch, so it means Extinct

[@jennawho4567]

"consider me 'shock' to the core" Jack ur so cool

[@gosha305]

To seek the pardon from your rage I write these words upon my page And though to hack is very bad Please Jack, don't ban me, I'll be glad!

[@katydear]

That's rlly good actually

[@serthesunfower1817]

I am bob I am bob with a knob I am bob with a knob but I need a job I am bob with a knob but I need a job also this is my friend rob

[@natebait]

I am dobby I am dobby in a lobby I am dobby in a lobby but I need a hobby I am dobby in a lobby but I need a hobby also this is my friend robby

[@Chris02754]

BOB DO SOMETHING if you get that reference you are a cool person

[@Chris02754]

Mr. Gator sorry

[@OfficialGhostWX]

@Hollie and mimi-the cousins united I am poop I am poop with a scoop I am poop with a scoop now i'm in a chicken coop I am poop with a scoop now i'm in a chicken coop now i'm passing it over to soup.

[@cheviot_]

@Official Ghost I am soup, I am soop qwith a spoof i am soop with a spoof shield i am soop with a spoof shield but this is my friend Colorado

[@suesmith5485]

I hack in Minecraft, As the game is quite hard, It takes me some time, To find a simple quartz shard. It a fun experience, Playing this game, But with nothing and no one, It is really quite lame

[@tinymchuge]

Nice poem.

[@elexis1959]

Sue Smith that’s is so good man you can sell that and get good money

[@imjusttrin9900]

These roses are red, And I bet you never knew, Of rhyming haikus.

[@ZetaHorzion]

This got me, damn.

[@jjthehowlingwolf288]

No i knew

[@commenterdud960]

13:56 Jack: I can't believe we have two Skeppy fans on the server at the same time *Says right when the video time literally one second away from 14 minutes lol *JACK IS SECRET SKEPPY FAN CONFIRMED*

[@small_and_dangerous2068]

This literally makes me want to hack so I can get caught and write a bloody amazing poem that’ll knock Jack’s socks off 😂

[@nicholeschiff6887]

If I was hacking (which I would never do) this is the poem I would have written: I wasn’t playing fairly And you caught me doing a hack I’m really really sorry And I deserve a smack So now I will go to my bed irl And have a sad cry Because I’m guessing for 30 days That this is goodbye

[@shadowflame5442]

You know a famous poem jabberwocky has made up words

[@mikeyizdead]

Pssttt hey Jack, I got news for ya. *POEMS DON’T HAVE TO FRICKIN’ RHYM, JACK.* You’re the joke, not the poem. (Also read a Dr. Seuss book, he makes up words.)

[@Luniversity]

Poem: Roses are red Jack sucks at Life Run Becky Run Before you become his wife

[@moistdrownedrat]

Lol

[@tokioeee]

😂

[@digiorniboy]

Anonymus UDontKnow I was about to say “wrong jack” before I realized that you said “Becky” and not “Erin.”

[@Luniversity]

Jacksfilms reference

[@Luniversity]

oops

[@kimberly.ng07]

“Uitgestorven” Is a Dutch word it means “extinct” XD

[@Vennewx]

ItzMoon GachaPlayz ik ging echt stuk toen ik die naam zag HAHA

[@michaelhantzakos1968]

Roses Are Red SkyCade Is Best I just wrote a poem With this book I found in a chest. How did you like my poem?

[@metalmike3780]

"as stupid as thee" there we go ending the poem on a wonderful insult

[@cosmicwisteria]

Uitgestorven = Extinct (like the dinos) in Dutch (sorry for my bad English :P )

[@maxmackenbach1634]

Lunar_Echo ay eindelijk iemand

[@elis265]

Echt he. Ik vond het grappig hoe hij het uit sprak

[@davethegreat7339]

Echt, soms wou ik dat andere landen op school nl moesten leren maar nee.... of course not xd

[@Seinaru]

Hij sprak het uit als youtkesoerven

[@filipeantwi5986]

Jsidhfishdvdiwjendkwjebflejdbrorjfjf. This is not foreign language.

[@skatergirl6452]

Jack the 3rd person you banned you perm banned did you mean to do that

[@krolowabubu8452]

Yes he did

[@ritamsarkar9128]

*Doni Sees Jack's Video* Doni's Next Video: HACKER GETS CAUGGGHT WRITING POEM (NOT CLICKBAIT)!!!!!!! GONE WRONG IN THE HOOD CAUGHT ON CAMERA! #Ducky Bobes

[@Goldtoise]

Not doni's style at all, lol.

[@breakingaustin]

Yep

[@Pikamew-alt]

If I was a hacker writing you a poem: Hello, there, Jack, I'm sorry for hack, Your vids are amazing, Now I'll go out blazing. *sets on fire somehow*