Jacob Rees-Mogg schooled on basic operation of Parliament by his successor Penny Mordaunt

Jacob Rees-Mogg raised a point of order in the House of Commons on Tuesday expressing concern the government is "not respectful" to MPs by managing time in Parliament poorly.
Penny Mordaunt just so happened to be in the chamber at the time, and reminded the former Leader of the House that the Parliamentary timetable was agreed on by MPs back in May.
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[@MedievalFolkDance]

Just a reminder that Jacob Rees-Mogg was Minister for Brexit Opportunities for 8 months & left the post without finding a single one.

[@jimmcgarry3045]

There wasn't one, how could he find one.

[@vincilo8835]

@@jimmcgarry3045 This is the only time where it is not his fault

[@alexbuckenham1663]

Spent too much time napping on the benches

[@NecroMorrius]

But he did go around random civil service offices leaving notes on screens instead of simply asking for the fire register of each site to confirm attendance. That’s Brexit all over, pointless, inefficient, wrong headed, and badly implemented by morons

[@ivermektin6874]

The gammons really took an L on that one.

[@gregmaitland7051]

JRM: We shouldn't be going home early. We have things to discuss. Leader of the House: This was agreed in May when you were sleeping in the seat.

[@jonathancullis9155]

Both can be true

[@texaspete33]

Remember when they were going to vote on the brexit deal and Rees Mogg and his pals restrict the time parliament had to review the Brexit Bill before it was rushed through. How things change. I think Groucho Marx said it best. I have my principles, and if you don't like them I have others.

[@johnjephcote7636]

Never forgive him for going to Balmoral and deceiving the Queen over the 'necessity' to have Parliament prorogued (so the Brexit Bill could be rushed through under the counter'.

[@tednindo6761]

total wrong'un'

[@Ian-mj4pt]

Exactly only a problem when it's the others who are trying to do something of substance

[@saoirsehaslonglegs2313]

​@@iaincochrane8741totally agree.Reel Smugg is a walkin demon

[@billkosses3808]

How dare you sir!!!! I myself am a Marxist-Leninist. *Groucho Marx and John Lennon

[@HarmonicaMustang]

My mum, who is the kindest sweetheart of a woman there is, loudly and proudly calls him a twat. Says it all really.

[@michaelmather7352]

Your mum hit the nail on the head .

[@martinellisbritten-jones6156]

Well done mum!

[@johnfoord9444]

Your mother sounds like a lovely woman and is still too polite in her assesment of JRM, sorry Sir JRM

[@drewwilliams6888]

I've never met your Mam, but I'm proud of her.

[@josephinedewar4469]

Your Mum is a woman of wise perception and very polite in her description. Mine would have been far ruder! 😊

[@best7best711]

JRM....even in the worst government in history he still stands out as one of the few MPs that has a history of being wrong about everything

[@khankrum1]

How so?

[@flippy66]

@@khankrum1 Just about everything he says is wrong. Don't fall for the posh accent, he's not actually very bright.

[@kenmcdowell5325]

The man is a waste of space

[@tynebar]

@@khankrum1 Watch him getting schooled on his OWN TV programme each week.

[@Darren-fm3pe]

The other MPs just trying to make a name for themselves 😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

2:22 Moggy getting laughed at definitely bruised his ego

[@imSatnav]

Never mind, Nanny will rub it better again. 🤢

[@alistairewen9558]

His show is on at 8'o' clock remember, first things first, eh Jacob!!!

[@lohphat]

@@imSatnav BITTY!!!

[@Leitros-kj4qb]

Not for the first time.

[@nakkadu]

He doesn't feel any shame. This will be water off a duck's back

[@williamgeorgefraser]

Is this the Jacob Rees-Mogg who wanted 4000 EU laws removed from the statute book by the end of the year without oversight of parliament, aka "shoehorning" the bill into existence?

[@brianpark8758]

Yes, the same one! What a sneaky b#stard he is.

[@pistoleer3572]

Yes because we've left that stupid thing that's why.

[@annandune]

@@pistoleer3572 So you recommend throwing the baby out with the bathwater? A lot of EU legislation is worth keeping, even if you don't like the institution itself. Or do you enjoy swimming in sh*t in our sewage ridden coasts?

[@wcfields547]

@@annandune😂think it maybe pointless commenting either Willy is being sarcastic or not treating the subject with the respect it deserves 😂

[@brianpark8758]

@@pistoleer3572 "We`ve left that stupid thing!" Are you ten years old, or is that just your level intellect?

[@Alex-cw3rz]

So bascially he's complaining about his own laziness

[@OTWarrior02]

Maybe if JRM didn't fall asleep in parliament he may find himself with more time to do these things.

[@jjefferyworboys8138]

Even when asleep he's earning a hundred times more than you.

[@OTWarrior02]

@@jjefferyworboys8138 I know, so undeserving.

[@InTheRhettRow]

@@jjefferyworboys8138 bootlicking JRM for inherenting wealth. How low can one go?

[@Jacksback-ik2uk]

Everytime mogg gets up and talks I wish for Guy Fawkes to rise from the dead and finish his work.

[@giodelonso6030]

Well said.

[@ironjade]

GF was trying to blow up the House of Lords.

[@Jacksback-ik2uk]

@@ironjade well maybe he was gonna do parliament afterwards.who knows

[@blatdotat]

The House of Lords is part of Parliament. And well, what Fawkes and friends actually wanted to achieve was the transformation of the country into a hardline Catholic theocracy (which JRM, being a hardline Catholic himself, would approve of).

[@Jacksback-ik2uk]

@@blatdotat Did you get the insinuation of what I was saying, then there,s a good boy ,now toddle off....

[@AnaInTh3Sky]

Sure, but rushing through a Brexit deal that will affect the country for the next 50 years was no issue at all!

[@khalidacosta7133]

It's not that it was just rushed. It's more the fact there was no solid plan. None at all. Just leave and we'll sort things out afterwards mentality. It's why we've had PM after PM... any serious prime minister whom wants to continue Brexit somehow simply won't want to do the impossible task. So all the PM's we have (labour included) have ulterior motives, whether it's government contracts for "friends" or an egotistical maniac who wants to inflate their own self importance.

[@jackspring7709]

The EU is in serious trouble right now.

[@mattg5878]

Rushed?!?! Took about 5 years from vote to actually leaving

[@Pongle1234]

@@jackspring7709 is that right...

[@jackspring7709]

@@Pongle1234 Yes. Germany is de-industrialising, France is in flames: the Nord stream pipeline has been destroyed and that's put a huge strain on the cost of living in Europe through fuel costs. Britain was right to leave that sinking ship - I was just surprised at how utterly useless the British government was in actually completing the change over.

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

I suppose if Rees Mogg had fewer consultancies to work for he may have had time to do the job we're paying him £80k a year for. How tiresome it must be!

[@kanedNunable]

he was on 160k plus 100k expenses when a minister. and achieved absolutely nothing.

[@michaeljijus980]

​@@kanedNunable And that's just is what is "publicly known"..... there's a twice amount of that gained from shady corruption & maffia alike practices .. I swear there's a thing or two,to be uncovered soon.. In Dublin they know few answers for it......

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

@@kanedNunable I stand corrected, and repulsed!

[@maybetomorrow1665]

@@kanedNunable he achieved taking our tax money, well played.

[@liamwalters5029]

@@ploppysonofploppy6066he’s worth 100 odd million anyway , but of course he’s in touch

[@actuallypaulstanley]

The honours system needs to be ripped up when the title of Sir is given to Jacob Mogg!!

[@colingillett6447]

Why starmer got it and Blair

[@heartshapedfilms]

Well it needs ripping up anyway along with the whole house of lords! Though this does show rediculous the whole notion is.

[@taefravis]

They were not as bad as JRM and his ilk are. JRM and the entire Tory party hate anyone who is not rich and born with a spoon up their backsides unlike Blair and Starmer@@colingillett6447

[@MTMF.london]

@@heartshapedfilms The House of Lords is an effing joke. Stuffed with unelected cronies, friends and family members of grasping politicos and half-witted, in-bred aristos.

[@mdc3227]

​@@colingillett6447Starmer spent his legal career in civil service as QC and then as Director of Public Prosecutions and head of the CPS. Remind me what JIM'S contributions have been to this country again? Besides inheriting daddy's money and then sponging off the state in jobs with zero accountability?

[@whatsthatnow308]

It may not be possible to please everybody but I cannot remember a time where this house pleased so few.

[@shanestewart4905]

Very well said.

[@ost2life]

You might say that never if the field of human (mogg excepted) politics has so much been done by so many to benefit so few.

[@johnmurray5573]

November 2019. Alzheimer's?

[@whatsthatnow308]

@@johnmurray5573 Absolutely not, it's worse now than it was then.

[@johnmurray5573]

@@whatsthatnow308 we shall see if the election results are as emphatic as then in due course

[@TheOriginalDaveJ]

Oh dear, JRM being put in his place in a patronising manner by not one, but two women. . Just shows the level of respect he demands these days. . . Can easily see not many have the time for him anymore. Bye bye Moggie 👋 👋👋

[@josephinedewar4469]

Didn't have time for him at any time!

[@Scotland2306]

Jacob should have ran this one past his nanny.

[@utredutredson1686]

poor show by the director not to pan the camera back to Moggs 'butt hurt boat'

[@strictlygrey]

Poor little jacob. Finally without a pot to piss in 😂

[@breamoreboy]

He passed that milestone when Harriet Harman KC crushed him during the debate into the privileges committee report into the behaviour of Bonking Bozo Johnson. Seeing him squirming like the naughty schoolboy waiting outside the head teacher's office is a picture that I'll happily take to my grave.

[@paulsmith9418]

Back in your box moggy

[@robertnairn7353]

Shame JRM wakes up 1 morning and finds all his money gone, I wander how many of his rich mates would stick by him.

[@bobpage6597]

No pot to piss in? He's worth £150 million - you seem to be somewhat confused as to what that means.

[@lindacurrie8817]

​@@robertnairn7353150 million is one aspect the other aspect Mogg will always be lower than a piss pot. Piss pot has a purpose.

[@chrisstones1249]

Oh dear ,the insufferable ✏️ pencil is slowly getting erased 😂😂😂😂

[@johnscrimgeour4888]

Sit down "Sideshow Mogg " give your arse a chance. 😅

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

How could he have been Leader of the House when he doesn't even know how it functions

[@paulcorrigan649]

Of all members of Parliament Sir Jacob Rees Mogg knows precisely how the system operates. He is also right that the Govt could and should have tabled an amended programme to reflect the amount of amendments etc which were not known at the date the programme motion was passed through the house

[@ursjungo5896]

Because he's Jacob Rees-Mogg, he's superior to all other human beings (or so he thinks) and always goes to great lengths to ensure people know that. What a waste of blood and organs.

[@datingdave1310]

​... Another 'amendment'! 😂

[@user-ol6rd7pl5t]

He & his accomplices managed to persuade enough people to vote to leave the EU, he & the vast majority of them didn't/don't understand how that works either.

[@taefravis]

Mogg brain speaking about the need for the rules to be followed after he liked to the queen and mislead parliament so that he could rush through Brexit without it being scrutinised correctly or with enough time is called being steaming fuc*ing hypocrite !@@paulcorrigan649

[@imSatnav]

Oh dear. JRM gets it wrong. Again! What an absolute waste of space this man is.

[@merseybeat1963]

Something is seriously wrong with your radar.

[@khankrum1]

@@merseybeat1963 A REMOANER what do you expect?

[@imSatnav]

@@merseybeat1963 seems quite a few people disagree with you. As they will at the next general election. Kiss goodbye to the shitweasel Tories.

[@imSatnav]

@@khankrum1 pray tell how can I be a Reamianer? Last time I looked we had left the EU. How can you remain in something you've left? If you are going to try and insult people at least keep it current. Idiot.

[@jjefferyworboys8138]

Are you worth £100m ? If this is your definition of a waste of space, I'm all for it.

[@bartonseagrave9605]

Not long ago they tried to sell this man as an honest upright individual who was beyond reproach.

[@davidgould9431]

Sell him? You couldn't give him away. Not even with air miles thrown in.

[@Lord.two.a.penny.]

Instead the Tory party sold us down the river... The "Mogg Man" is a sinister figure & has done this country a disservice as an MP. Roll-on the next general election. I don't know who will get in but surely it won't be them...

[@jonypo928]

He is honest... honestly dreadful.

[@kierans1159]

If you were allowed to sell the right to slap Rees Mogg you could be a a multi billionaire in a week. The queue would stretch the length of the M1.

[@ganrimmonim]

Oh slap Jacob on a Monday morning.

[@ijc9984]

Baggsies seconds and 3rds and ...

[@heartshapedfilms]

Whack-a-Mogg?

[@taefravis]

I like it!@@heartshapedfilms

[@maybetomorrow1665]

@@heartshapedfilms 1 pound a go, could have retired right now.

[@davidmcculloch8490]

Rees Mogg at his finest. The Victorian pencil sharpened by Penny's sword.

[@ThePereubu1710]

Dear Penny, no one said it was a "zombie parliament", they say it is a "zombie government".

[@terryboland3816]

Nope, you're wrong. Read Dorries' resignation letter.

[@Culky]

@@terryboland3816 Fine, *a* no one said it

[@jananders1351]

I suppose we ought to be grateful, though I for one am not, that Rees Mogg took enough time out of his busy TV career to attend the House at all.

[@weediestbroom]

Basically he wanted to go home early when he'd already agreed to stay late.

[@larrygerry985]

Mummy has spoke mogg! 👏 I would love to be told off by Penny

[@countottovanshanoo822]

Don't remember him complaining when the brexit bill was pushed through.

[@randomdaveUK]

Exactly

[@GerryT.]

The Tories of course like to give time for scrutinising....apart from all the times they made sure there was no scrutinising.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Hasn't he been told off mutiple times for getting basic parliamentary procedure wrong. I think he should be forced to write lines until he remembers like a naughty school child

[@helveticaification]

Good idea. A better use of his time than anything he has devised for himself.

[@iancraig6070]

Jacob Ress Rentagob a man who achieved nothing as an MP. Has never spoken once about the working poor,child poverty or the NHS.

[@barrieshepherd7694]

He can't speak about that which he doth not know.

[@iancraig6070]

@@barrieshepherd7694 that doth say everything about the man living in the 19th century.

[@conradlittler761]

Nice of him to be awake.

[@farfletched]

We all pay for him to live like a king.

[@merseybeat1963]

Another foolish statement his standard of living is not off his parliamentary salary..it is from his inheritance and his investments that have exploded with what most commenting here lack..brains.

[@farfletched]

@@merseybeat1963 Did you forget how to write, or could you never string a coherent sentence together?

[@YolandaHalfAlmonde]

​@@merseybeat1963 So you are okay with modern age feudalism :) dont talk about brains then ye unsung complacenet machiavelli

[@daviddestefanis2989]

Yeah he went over to Hong Kong in the 90s to invest. You don't have to be a son of a lord to have made a ton of money that way.

[@arthurashton8389]

It's about time this parliament started to talk about the homeless people. The repairing of schools . The NHS. is on its knees. Councils going bust . The high energy bills. High food prices . You aren't on the same wave length. If I had the power I would close parliament.

[@jamesbarbour8400]

Now you know why Guy Fawkes tried to do what he did. It's a shame that more people don't recognise the importance of his actions, even though he failed. He should be hailed a hero rather than a traitor to his Country. The real traitors are the MPs themselves, selling us all down the river upon the instructions from their WEF paymasters !

[@terryboland3816]

It's a good thing you don't have any power then.

[@arthurashton8389]

@@terryboland3816 take it your a tory and. you think all is well in England .sad people

[@arthurashton8389]

@@terryboland3816 You and many like you are the reasons the country is in mess. You have 50 £ in the bank and vote tory.

[@josephowens4654]

That was Jacob Reese-Mogg, Minister for Saying Very Silly Things in a Very Posh Voice.

[@philking7505]

Funny, but not quite as funny as Harriet Harman putting him back in his box after all the kangaroo court comments.

[@user-ol6rd7pl5t]

Rees-Mogg lives in a different time zone than the rest of us.... the 1800's

[@italktoomuch6442]

The thought of Rees-Mogg having a new arsehole torn by the likes of Benjamin Disraeli is rather funny. He may look like he belongs in that time, but trust me, back then he'd have been even more inadequate.

[@jonm7272]

That's a facade he hides behind. Public are too busy laughing (or booing) at his Lord Snooty act to notice his cynical manipulation and corruption. Hoovering up huge profits from the currency instability caused by the Brexit bullshit he and his mates engineered. Classic tory tactic, feign incompetence and profit massively from the ensuing crises, and bollox to the poor plebs who have to deal with the mess they leave behind.

[@johnwalkley6746]

He wants us all to live in the 1880s get back in your box serf and know your place peasant!

[@royfearn4345]

So recent? Shock, horror!

[@flippy66]

JRB talking about respecting the house after hardly ever turning up, and lounging on the bench when he does.

[@michaelsteane9926]

Do you have any figures for his attendance along with comparative figures for others?

[@nastropc]

To have to say, unprovoked, ‘this isn’t a zombie government’ has big ‘there’s no reason to look in there officer’ energy

[@dfishpool7052]

What is the reason for the existence of Rees-Mugg, one of the most odious members of parliament ?

[@johnfoord9444]

What astounds me is that his constituents look at the ballot paper and think "He's the person to represent me; he's my man!"

[@therepublicofcynica]

Hold the phone. The final stages off a bill that runs to 328 pages, 145 (240 amendments) pages of amendments and 68 new clauses. And there's hardly anyone there. Where are all our elected and highly paid MP's? The ones who are supposed to represent us. Why aren't they there? What else are they doing? What other 'jobs' are they doing? This is what's the most concerning.

[@shl23uk]

Have you ever thought that they may on their way back to their constituencies or already there holding surgeries? Oh, yes. Apart from the ones that do not live in their constituencies, but shoehorned in from other areas. It should be mandatory for an MP to reside in the constituency they represent. But that aside, only a small part of an MP's job is based in the house of commons. For JRM it appears to be his bedroom.

[@user-me1xf4nw3g]

So, JRM, the legislation governing the UK’s future relationship with the EU was raced through Parliament ie Get Brexit Done, in record time and hours before it needed to take effect. No complaint then Moggie. How splendidly and awfully convenient one may say!

[@ivermektin6874]

He'll be on GB news tomorrow seething and playing the character they pay him for. The gammons will eat it up.

[@colinmelling6369]

That place is only full when they are debating MPs wages !!

[@464nescio6]

Glad 2 c that she is capable of more than holding a sword.. Well done Penny. Not a fan but just acknowledging..

[@oldfartinthenight9201]

JRM, "I know you told me about this in May, but the dog ate my homework".

[@grahammaguire404]

Jacob originally requested " 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please", but the bar was closed and even " Nanny" Couldn't control his little temper!!!!

[@brendanpmaclean]

“Not respectful to this house”. This from a man who defended a fucking liar when he lied in parliament.

[@CKW10001]

He should be in prison for all the lies he told and high treason. Betting against his own government and people

[@clairemenzies6218]

Serves Moggy 🐈 right for meowing too much…

[@IrfanAli-qp1gm]

Crikey, that was a slap down.

[@DownPro1]

The word Twat comes to mind

[@stephenmead7474]

This is about as close as it gets to parliament saying "STFU" to JRM.

[@thruknobulaxii2020]

“Shorter questions” will be helpful in facilitating a speedy resolution to House business. Also… an absence of *_entirely spurious, self-admiring points of order._* I take it from the _oh so languid_ nature of his delivery, that this is not a matter likely to _elevate the pulse._

[@jimboogsxr]

How they get away with so much self-service and self-interest in the guise of being public servants still amazes me. I just despair to my core about the country and the state it is now in, lurching from crisis to crisis, while this bunch of theives and liars will leave after being booted out, leaving a huge mess that will take generations to fix. Broken Britain. Sigh.

[@ckidd4394]

Just a reminder that money and superior education does not always produce intelligence

[@drfred1937]

Superior? Eton has produced a long list of inferior products. Very poor record for science and engineering. Good for a veneer to cover poor quality.

[@wurm90125]

Get him, Penny!

[@jtlampsu2]

"Everyone one going home early" JRM should have left earlier, methinks! 😂😃😂

[@merseyviking]

I don't know how good she is as an MP, but Mordaunt certainly seems to be the only grown up on that side of the house.

[@datingdave1310]

It just occurred to me, JR-M reminds me of another (fictional) Jacob... Marley 😂 Something reminiscent of a 'ghost'!

[@paulreeve3824]

He’s managed to fool a lot of people into thinking he’s an intellect, by talking slowly…🤔🤣

[@adventurebeforedementia.2248]

The serious mess that the country is in and this is all they can find to talk about 😡

[@nickharrison1604]

We voted for these people to represent us. Maybe we should have taken more care?

[@Arthur_Pint]

‘Double standards’ anyone!? Mogg was showing that which we already know about his pompous attitude, that rules are not rules unless they are created ex-Eton / Oxford self-serving aristocrats, (such as himself), and applied only to those less privileged than themselves.

[@cjwhiterabbit1]

JRM enjoying the sound of his own voice yet again and with very little point to it other than his own ability to create a sound bite out of his own degree of self importance ... am hardly a fan of someone who's sole political attribute is to dress as a Greek flight attendant and carry a lump of metal in a sash, but any opportunity to spank the honourable member for the 1870's should never be passed up , thank you Penny.

[@emameyer]

thanks to JRM for always providing everlasting proof that there is always a way to be wrong

[@geoffbucks5803]

this is Penny Mordant polishing her skillset for her NEXT LEADERSHIP BID

[@OLDCHEMIST1]

Who else thinks Rees-Mogg looks like an SS officer or something similar? If we were living in the 1950s it wouldn't surprise me at all if he were being investigated for war crimes!!

[@tt-ew7rx]

JRM destroys himself, yet again, with sophisticated elaborate stupidity. Having not done any homework and thinking that such an obvious problem could exist until he points it out - he probably thought the current leader of the house would work exactly like him as this was his way of doing things. He even did this as a point of order, thus giving the other side plenty of time to prepare a pithy putdown. This is where supreme arrogance plus distain for actual work gets you.

[@Stuboy]

We'll have cheaper footwear and clothing straight away

[@ShahidKhan-ke8fe]

He is proof that just because you sound aristocratic doesn't mean you are. And certainly not that you're smart.

[@jezedwards3858]

Dame Eleanor and Penny Mordaunt putting that little smart arse in his place so beautifully…! I used to have quite a lot of respect for Mogg but, since Boris he has shown himself to be a career politician rather than the statesman he purported to be.

[@royfearn4345]

Well done Penny Mordaunt. Greasy mug went down in flames, I fancy!

[@BW0308]

Err urhhh umm ehh urrr eehh urrr eh um um errm umm Mogg - he is the definition of American TV show skits of how British people talk.

[@KeepingWatchUK]

‘I thank you for this, I thank you for that’ ‘Er, Er’… No wonder there is time pressure given the pleasantries & stalling 😂

[@garyproffitt5941]

Very intelligent Jacob Rees-Mogg and very intelligent Sir Keir Starmer Labour party.

[@danielpimenta4146]

It's fantastic to see Jacob Rees-Mogg as a backbencher again

[@RichardM-kv4uu]

Hopefully not even that, soon... Not soon enough though.

[@stephenpatterson4119]

Loved the comment that Rees-Mogg is the Minister for the 19th century .Bet he'd love to bring back the Workhouses.

[@deadandburied7626]

I can see Penny Mordant as future Tory leader &/or PM.

[@michellebyrom6551]

She almost was after Boris. Perhaps the wider party has an unacknowledged death wish.

[@nickjames3049]

Poor little Lord Fauntleroy!

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

flipping off Rees Mogg, always makes me happy.

[@doubleknocker5221]

What is the point of Jacob Rees-Mogg?

[@agyemanboaten4385]

Shame they did not show his face when the responses were given.

[@JonathanCreaser]

I believe the most appropriate description of Rees-Mogg is supercilious.

[@ohno521]

So you take over holding up the work !!! cracking on with the jobs needed doing

[@tomryan6461]

During which valuable time parliament has achieved absolutely nothing. What other business could function this way!!? And where else would Mogg be even tolerated!? He is a very fortunate man.

[@danmayberry1185]

Penny continues her role as the grown-up in the room.

[@erikaverink8418]

She is also an idiot, but one of the lesser idiots ?

[@hailhydra7959]

Being less shit than Rees-Mogg isn’t a high bar.

[@user-saraswatidevi]

This is my first time hearing his voice i always imagined him to sound high pitched

[@wildopera4884]

The haunted Victorian arseflute mugged again. That laughter is wonderful.

[@LoneSheWolf09]

Oh the haunted pencil speaks 😖😖😖

[@alanbrown9178]

JRM has a brass neck. He filibustered a debate on Scottish Independence some years ago, waffling on endlessly with inconsequential drivel, leaving the Scottish MPs just 5 minutes to make their points on an extremely important matter. He is no democrat.

[@chriscunningham7155]

Reese Mogg has no excuses regarding this Bill, Nanny reads it to him while he hugs his cup of cocoa. The filibuster of the Tory extremists is arguing they have not enough time! Next speaker, Basil Fawlty ...

[@Uabhasach]

Imagine how much time could be saved without everyone "thanking the right honourable gentleman" etc in almost every sentence! The pomp and ceremony of the language in WM is a huge timewaster in itself.

[@mikedown1250]

Name one good thing Mogg has done and i'll give you my next months salary

[@Bobainthome]

I think the term that describes him is "Butthead"

[@davidhogg657]

Sir!!!!!! Still can't believe it.

[@andrewwmacfadyen6958]

There is not enough toilet paper in the UK to deal with Rees-Mogg

[@jodalinkus5538]

Business of the house attended to in an orderly fashion as usual, heavy workload disseminated proportionately so the public is assured their interests are looked after.

[@LeornianCyng]

The woman from Splash v The crossbreed of Draco Malfoy and Trevor Noseworthy lol. 🥊 🍿